Twitch Chat and I Invaded a Zoo with Artificial Intelligence

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  • Опубликовано: 30 дек 2022
  • The great battle for a zoo.
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Комментарии • 4 тыс.

  • @Wired_User
    @Wired_User Год назад +6582

    I think the best part of this video is when that one chatter got legitimately annoyed that Doug couldn’t find pictures of female gorillas and was explaining gorilla sexual dimorphism

    • @jamessurnamepending1239
      @jamessurnamepending1239 Год назад +652

      i was annoyed too man. its not exactly fucking hard to understand. sagital crest=male
      no sagital crest=female

    • @Rezinax
      @Rezinax Год назад +736

      @@jamessurnamepending1239 what the fuck is a sagittarius chest?

    • @-Axio-
      @-Axio- Год назад +459

      @@jamessurnamepending1239 what the hell is a sagging taria chest

    • @Aeternus75
      @Aeternus75 Год назад +346

      @@jamessurnamepending1239 what in the diddlydarndy is a San Antario Vest?

    • @caonstepperunner107
      @caonstepperunner107 Год назад +204

      @@jamessurnamepending1239 what in the blazes is a surly crisp?

  • @Luma-ht6sg
    @Luma-ht6sg Год назад +11540

    So chat owns Europe, the USA, and the entirety of space while Doug owns a random zoo?

    • @jojogacha974
      @jojogacha974 Год назад +625

      No we own the zoo

    • @Prototype_8
      @Prototype_8 Год назад +1011

      Don't forget about heaven and hell

    • @Jdlm-xx7qc
      @Jdlm-xx7qc Год назад +670

      And don't forget God and Satan with angel saul

    • @crazym8211
      @crazym8211 Год назад +171

      Those are alternate timelines

    • @Kennedy_E13
      @Kennedy_E13 Год назад +88

      Weeding through the story will take me years. All thanks to Kennedy btw

  • @ghostderazgriz
    @ghostderazgriz Год назад +5101

    Pretty funny that the AI continues to recognize the lamas have guns but insists they use their tiny wieners for combat purposes.

    • @kianbrusselbach6106
      @kianbrusselbach6106 Год назад +333

      I mean what are you more afraid of?

    • @Ultrared1901
      @Ultrared1901 Год назад +338

      reading this before the video confused ne thourougly

    • @tuesday9670
      @tuesday9670 Год назад +64

      I mean...
      It's not like you can't use them for the same purpose...

    • @LobbeWOW
      @LobbeWOW Год назад +37

      Maybe the AI was just mocking the llamas by purposely saying small wieners instead of guns.

    • @mlpfanboy1701
      @mlpfanboy1701 Год назад +49

      To be fair apperantly the AI considers a tiny wiener to be the most powerful thing ever.

  • @BearFiorda
    @BearFiorda Год назад +2213

    Parkzer: *clearly exhausted, confused, and cranky at a random hotel*
    Doug:🐟+🍆🐨…🤔?

  • @dataternater78
    @dataternater78 Год назад +8516

    If you ever think that something is impossible, just remember that twitch chat managed to create an animal that looks like a female gorilla holding a gun by trying to breed fish and a giraffe/otter hybrid.

    • @Voidio2454
      @Voidio2454 Год назад +57

      @Correct here is the full clip : of me not giving a fuck
      ruclips.net/video/xvFZjo5PgG0/видео.html

    • @davidii4452
      @davidii4452 Год назад +350

      Dont forget: they were both male

    • @dataternater78
      @dataternater78 Год назад +285

      @@davidii4452 I can’t help that, I have short term memory loss.

    • @DiscountCommander
      @DiscountCommander Год назад +18

      @@Voidio2454 thanks, I was looking for the clop

    • @theendofthestart8179
      @theendofthestart8179 Год назад +33

      we did?

  • @CreepyBEEF
    @CreepyBEEF Год назад +2637

    "Well, if you want to eat a horse, we have one for you. Only it's a dead gorilla." - The Cult of Chotters 2022

    • @craigyeah1052
      @craigyeah1052 Год назад +147

      I can't believe this was a year ago.

    • @BigMan-ce5yk
      @BigMan-ce5yk Год назад +27

      @@craigyeah1052 Wow

    • @ShadyDoesContent
      @ShadyDoesContent Год назад +11

      @@craigyeah1052 How time flies...

    • @cb_br_jp1623
      @cb_br_jp1623 Год назад +16

      @@craigyeah1052 really a r/technicallythetruth moment

    • @sollec9279
      @sollec9279 Год назад +10

      @@ShadyDoesContent Yeah, It feels like it was yesterday...

  • @pixlv6384
    @pixlv6384 Год назад +2457

    I love that Parkzer was utterly confused by what Doug was asking, and then is defending chat on why a koala version of himself should be responsible for the birth of fish bears

    • @ggundercover3681
      @ggundercover3681 Год назад +96

      Man parkzer s the best

    • @plasmakitten4261
      @plasmakitten4261 Год назад +94

      What watching a DougDoug stream live does to a mfer

    • @Door227
      @Door227 11 месяцев назад +78

      Simply entering into the twitch chat enters you into the hive mind

    • @Frogman920
      @Frogman920 6 месяцев назад +10

      Parkzer actually provided a pretty good point, but Doug was too stupid to understand.

  • @carranz4
    @carranz4 Год назад +864

    I just love how the AI always kept stating that Doug's team had tiny wieners

    • @xandersoukal
      @xandersoukal 19 дней назад +1

      just like doug.. they inherit his traits

  • @ogfuzzy8631
    @ogfuzzy8631 Год назад +5068

    Imagine the people near parkzer hearing him talk on the phone but having no context

    • @TroysMoviesGaming
      @TroysMoviesGaming Год назад +59

      lmao

    • @Orillion123456
      @Orillion123456 Год назад +505

      Parkzer didn't have any context either, so that's fair.

    • @izabellafulop476
      @izabellafulop476 Год назад +134

      Gay goldfish??????‽???????‽????????????

    • @Allantitan
      @Allantitan Год назад +100

      @@Orillion123456 imagine others wondering why he looks so confused and concerned at the same time 😂

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Год назад +3

      E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

  • @lizzyfredrick2363
    @lizzyfredrick2363 Год назад +4195

    SPOILERS: My favorite part was when the penguins gained sentience somehow and were really confused on the dead gorilla offering and called out chat for making decisions that they thought were funny rather than being rational.

    • @theactualmasterbeef
      @theactualmasterbeef Год назад +607

      It felt like the AI begging chat and Doug to stop torturing it with these prompts.

    • @deloptin545
      @deloptin545 Год назад +646

      You say spoilers but that sentence is so incomprehensible that it barely spoils anything

    • @theoriginaldemiurge
      @theoriginaldemiurge Год назад +157

      @@deloptin545 I know right, if I didn't watch the video I might have thought he just made it up.

    • @JayTohab
      @JayTohab Год назад +76

      Can't be a spoiler if it's incomprehensible 😏

    • @EpicLaserMage7198
      @EpicLaserMage7198 Год назад +132

      @@deloptin545 out of context, it makes no sense. In context, it makes no sense.

  • @corknaut
    @corknaut Год назад +2189

    30:05 i seriously can't stop thinking about parkzer's message here. roe being his "fourth favorite sushi dish" is one of the funniest fucking bits of lore i've ever heard a real person drop because 4 is just.. that's such a weird number of favorites to have. having a #1 dish is fine, having a top 3 lineup is fine, but anything past 3 seems to imply he keeps an organized running list of _every single sushi dish_ ranked by personal taste, which is actually 100% consistent with everything we have ever seen parkzer do and say. it just hits that signature parkzer so-normal-it's-bizarre sweet spot in a way that im dubbing 'radical straightman-ism'

    • @wsawbi6402
      @wsawbi6402 Год назад +99

      To be fair there are a lot of sushi options to try

    • @rushi5638
      @rushi5638 Год назад +215

      It only seems that way to us because we have smol brain and can only track the top 3. Parkzer is a world famous harvard lawyer cop. He keeps tabs on his top 10.

    • @tentativegazer
      @tentativegazer Год назад +237

      I absolutely love the idea of a "radical straight man" like the idea of a normal guy in in a weird world except he's so aggressively normal he's actually weird by even our standards is so good and I'm actually angry I haven't seen it yet.

    • @cowking2870
      @cowking2870 Год назад +32

      Parkzer is truly the best Doug Cinematic Universe character

    • @crazym8211
      @crazym8211 Год назад +6

      unlike his Coala self

  • @slayerman118
    @slayerman118 Год назад +297

    Underrated moment in this video has to be the AI giving the Chotters a leader (Wiggly) and three lieutenants (Shiver, Hosepipe, and Zoot)... Only to immediately embrace the "short-term memory loss" trait the next turn, and never mention the Chotter lieutenants for the rest of the game.

    • @dehydrateddarkness3565
      @dehydrateddarkness3565 6 месяцев назад +48

      I also love how they were named as absurdly as possible. I have trouble coming up with a less coherent set of names than Shiver, Hosepipe and Zoot

    • @mjamin9124
      @mjamin9124 5 месяцев назад +26

      the _best_ possible names for otters

  • @mattelelectronics
    @mattelelectronics Год назад +2641

    i love how we went from literal space wars to The Zoo

    • @ord3r781
      @ord3r781 Год назад +148

      Next is either going to be a new continent or Doug’s backyard

    • @Pineapplebob1775
      @Pineapplebob1775 Год назад +25

      Origins of the war between Doug and chat

    • @fx-seso
      @fx-seso Год назад +28

      I would honestly love fan made maps of different things (planets, countries, cities, etc.) be involve

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Год назад +1

      E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

    • @sergioguzman4550
      @sergioguzman4550 Год назад

      reject evolution. go back to monkey.

  • @tinkerermelon6599
    @tinkerermelon6599 Год назад +4767

    The fact no one tried to resurrect Harambe disappoints me immeasurably

    • @gremlinwc8996
      @gremlinwc8996 Год назад +407

      But at least his legacy lives on with the Very Horny Fish-Sign

    • @BaskervilleLacie
      @BaskervilleLacie Год назад +359

      directly resurrecting harambe wasn't allowed, not even trying, because it'd be too powerful, basically guaranteeing +2 points if not more at that turn. instead it was decided that if harambe were to come back it had to be a spontaneous AI decision, exactly like what had happened to saul goodman

    • @lincolnehret
      @lincolnehret Год назад +146

      @@BaskervilleLacieDidn’t saul turn into jesus or something wild like that 💀

    • @Cheapiebeepie
      @Cheapiebeepie Год назад +14

      Crocs gotta eat

    • @head_snapss7587
      @head_snapss7587 Год назад +8

      They forgot.

  • @TheOfficialPSI
    @TheOfficialPSI 6 месяцев назад +91

    Parkzer is the mvp of this one. My guy was clearly having a bad day during the first call and assumed he was getting a call from Doug, not Douglas Douglas. Gets immediately asked "What if you were a koala breeding a goldfish?" with no explanation.
    2nd call you can hear him dip into character when he answers before talking, even though clearly still frustrated.
    Then he pops in and is completely on board by the time he starts chatting.
    Gets another call, is clearly in a much better mood now after interacting with stream and chat.
    A true bro, and a true bromance.

  • @EmperorofThings
    @EmperorofThings Год назад +314

    I love how Butch's response to almost everything is " I'm a gorilla. "

  • @dapurpleturtle1697
    @dapurpleturtle1697 Год назад +2442

    I can't believe I got hyped to hear that a goldfish's father was in fact the zoo welcome sign.

    • @BananaWasTaken
      @BananaWasTaken Год назад

      Harambe the very horny goldfish-sign

    • @rohailsyed314
      @rohailsyed314 Год назад +31

      Maury has nothing on this

    • @goose93
      @goose93 10 месяцев назад +49

      Literally peak fiction

  • @hasong5248
    @hasong5248 Год назад +2254

    After conquering the solar system, Doug and Chat had to go even farther than before, on a completely new scale. They set their eyes on conquering a ZOO

    • @BLOCKYCFBREAL
      @BLOCKYCFBREAL Год назад +5

      @Correct nice one

    • @latif36
      @latif36 Год назад +8

      But your a bot

    • @BLOCKYCFBREAL
      @BLOCKYCFBREAL Год назад +6

      @@latif36 everyone is a bot because among us is dead and now stop

    • @swellsauce6115
      @swellsauce6115 Год назад +5

      @@BLOCKYCFBREAL Can I too be a bot?

    • @snickle1980
      @snickle1980 Год назад +2

      ​@@swellsauce6115 Bots i can handle in 2023...Kooties too. _But the AI are coming to these comment sections on youtube Very soon._ 😐
      We'll have _no shot_ against that sort of fuCCery. 😁
      Our Finest Trolls and highly skilled shtposting wall-writers will get ratiod over and over again by machines...
      They'll be politically weaponized and witty AF.
      And once we begin to realize how many AI are in the comment sections, We'll learn to stop writing here.
      Granted, it's just one possible future...
      but I think we're going to miss these old bots one day.

  • @zappywolf682
    @zappywolf682 9 месяцев назад +265

    I love that Parkzer can be doing anything and will immediately drop it because Doug called. Parkzer was so confused so he checked out what was happening and then genuinely started lawyer-ing for the Chotters

  • @jackhinkley8133
    @jackhinkley8133 Год назад +446

    An idea: fighting as grocery products in a mall/grocery store, so like an annoying orange, sentient microwave monks, rabbid furbies, or an army of manniquin popes.
    Doug Doug would obviously be a bell pepper legion.

    • @mariustan9275
      @mariustan9275 Год назад +41

      Then what would Twitch Chat be? The annoying orange?

    • @anthonydavid3348
      @anthonydavid3348 Год назад +24

      @@mariustan9275 I wholeheartedly stand by this idea

    • @jackhinkley8133
      @jackhinkley8133 Год назад +8

      @@mariustan9275 yes. 😈🍊

    • @Door227
      @Door227 11 месяцев назад +9

      @@mariustan9275twitch chat should probably be more something purple but that sounds good too

    • @mariustan9275
      @mariustan9275 11 месяцев назад +6

      @@Door227 I just thought of the most thematically appropriate fruit I could think of.

  • @sennestt
    @sennestt Год назад +1842

    'Intelligence' is a strong term for this stream

    • @icantdeletethishelpme
      @icantdeletethishelpme Год назад +33

      @p o p this is a recipe for air fryer potato wedges. dont click on that

    • @robert.7230
      @robert.7230 Год назад +13

      @@icantdeletethishelpme it's a bot don't respond to them

    • @typicalasianguy1805
      @typicalasianguy1805 Год назад +11

      @@icantdeletethishelpme
      Potato wedges? Sounds like a deal!

    • @miadesynced
      @miadesynced Год назад +10

      You could even say a *short* term

    • @JimPickensCultist
      @JimPickensCultist Год назад +3

      Chris Snack and his brothers are more intelligent.

  • @phillipjohn4800
    @phillipjohn4800 Год назад +587

    Parkzer really is the main character. No one says things like 'clown fiesta' if they aren't the main character

    • @zachricca4546
      @zachricca4546 Год назад +85

      His legal argument was legendary

    • @jojogacha974
      @jojogacha974 Год назад +2

      He’s the childhood best friend z crew is chat at 50% power a crew is 100% and alphabet crew is chat at 9999% power

    • @Blue-fg8vt
      @Blue-fg8vt Год назад +5

      ​@@jojogacha974 nah you messed up. z crew and a crew are co main characters, rivals and love interests for each other. DougDoug is the head villian. Alphabet crew is a fusion between a crew and z crew. Number crew is the dark parallel version of alphabet crew, and Doug's pawn

    • @jojogacha974
      @jojogacha974 Год назад

      @@Blue-fg8vt no most of the time when it’s a crew vs z crew a crew wins meaning a crew is main character at full power and z crew is 50% power and alphabet crew is over 9000% and dougdoug is the main villain who never beats twitch chat

  • @dangerousrobot9692
    @dangerousrobot9692 Год назад +149

    The irony of the sagittal crest stuff is that, obviously some people in chat dramatized it but they were right that the sagittal crest is a real thing that's part of primatology but like the boy who cried wolf since twich chat makes up so much crap doug didn't believe them. lmao

  • @seekay8079
    @seekay8079 Год назад +157

    the fact that doug just forgets that the cult of chotters has short term memory loss is hilarious

    • @serv3534
      @serv3534 День назад

      tfw it's contagious and affects him aswell

  • @CristataArt
    @CristataArt Год назад +1906

    God, I can't stop laughing at Parkzer's complete and utter confusion, poor dude 😂😅

    • @GZilla311
      @GZilla311 Год назад +215

      22:35 "What would you say to the goldfish?"
      "… WHAT."
      "You heard me."
      He probably wishes he hadn’t.

    • @jorgemtzb9359
      @jorgemtzb9359 Год назад +138

      "Love you, bye!" "ok bye"

    • @haldalas
      @haldalas Год назад +187

      Even his intro to the call sounded like some kind of code phrase to confirm he wasn’t being watched: “this hotel is a clown fiesta”

    • @GZilla311
      @GZilla311 Год назад

      @@haldalas Or to confirm he was.

    • @cyan3714
      @cyan3714 Год назад +33

      Otter confusion

  • @gracegirl1086
    @gracegirl1086 Год назад +1650

    Finally! So proud of Doug for finally winning one!
    Also, Doug and Parkzer's conversations all ending with "love you, bye" "ok" is just hilarious.

    • @shadowyzephyr
      @shadowyzephyr Год назад +235

      The AI really hates Doug, even after he won it tried to make him lose anyway lol

    • @rickswordfire4774
      @rickswordfire4774 Год назад +208

      Doug finally discarded logic and embraced the nonsense. The fish-sign hybrid ended up winning him the game.

    • @saiyanfang1047
      @saiyanfang1047 Год назад +24

      he lost in the end

    • @shadowyzephyr
      @shadowyzephyr Год назад +75

      @@rickswordfire4774 I love how the obviously logical things to do end up being not that useful, but the things that actually work are the most nonsensical ridiculous things. It's like the AI is perpetually drunk and horny.

    • @nikolozgilles
      @nikolozgilles Год назад +16

      SAY IT BAAAAACK

  • @BlueDavrial
    @BlueDavrial Год назад +170

    Man huge props to Parkzer for fully indulging in the nonsense once he joined in the chat

  • @Jack_is_A_fan
    @Jack_is_A_fan Год назад +75

    “Parkzer kept on spraying mayo on the hippos” is DEFINITELY the weirdest sentence I’ve heard today 39:49

  • @michaelanderson6394
    @michaelanderson6394 Год назад +1444

    I love these AI story videos so much. It goes off the rails so much and they make me lose my mind laughing. Thank you so much for making these.

    • @prestontheruler9332
      @prestontheruler9332 Год назад +2

      @yes NOBODY ASKED

    • @pacevy3798
      @pacevy3798 Год назад +1

      @Correct Link to the clip : Correct abusing an animal
      ruclips.net/video/CVQ_qhyodP4/видео.html

    • @mariustan9275
      @mariustan9275 Год назад +9

      This place has more bots than a casual Tf2 server

  • @TheSpog
    @TheSpog Год назад +2580

    The ending is one to behold. Truly a Douglas Douglas moment.

    • @torchiceo158
      @torchiceo158 Год назад +15

      So who fucking won

    • @buettarrr
      @buettarrr Год назад

      @@torchiceo158 ur mom

    • @crazygoose5868
      @crazygoose5868 Год назад +64

      @@torchiceo158 chat cause doug lost all his animals at the end

    • @xenofastiq
      @xenofastiq Год назад +108

      @@crazygoose5868 The bonus prompt doesn't count though

    • @aboveaphid
      @aboveaphid Год назад +33

      @@xenofastiq But it showed Doug’s points go to 0 signifying that Chat won

  • @moncalimarimoncalimari8964
    @moncalimarimoncalimari8964 Год назад +70

    I love how the Dougama Herd coincidentally captures the Welcome Sign on four different occasions.

  • @the_fallen_redditor6693
    @the_fallen_redditor6693 Год назад +93

    The monkeys being disguised as gorillas completely broke me and I just started uncontrollably cackling

  • @sponthemon
    @sponthemon Год назад +3102

    I can't believe that all these years it was actually us that killed Harambe... what have we done?

    • @silvervader9782
      @silvervader9782 Год назад +243

      Technically, it was Parkzer, which is why he’s in the run

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Год назад +14

      E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

    • @SJ9001
      @SJ9001 Год назад +154

      @@silvervader9782 A lawyer told me that if one party compels another party to take action and they take that action, then the first party can be held responsible for the consequences, so Chat did it, it checks out.

    • @silvervader9782
      @silvervader9782 Год назад +22

      Damn those lawyers

    • @rebelfriend5327
      @rebelfriend5327 Год назад +13

      "I shouted out who killed the Kennedy's? When after all it was you and me"

  • @carprincess
    @carprincess Год назад +4599

    I do enjoy how Parkzer goes along with Doug's crazy antics while he's streaming. He's such a great part of the channel. Congrats to Doug on his victory!

  • @Lewd-Tenant_Isan
    @Lewd-Tenant_Isan Год назад +45

    Missed opportunity from Twitch chat to call themselves the "Otter-man Empire"

  • @erikaz1590
    @erikaz1590 Год назад +27

    ...you ever wonder if Parkzer will get a client and then they'll just randomly in the middle of consultation, go 'Wait, are you Parkzer, the koala lawyer who tried to mate with a goldfish but couldn't because they were gay?'

  • @DerLibertin
    @DerLibertin Год назад +2942

    DougDoug losing to the Chat must feel like losing Smash Bros to a toddler who is only pressing random buttons

    • @Trooper_ChloeM
      @Trooper_ChloeM Год назад +210

      No, No.... It's losing to a well organized group who always has a plan.

    • @e-tan3911
      @e-tan3911 Год назад +313

      @@Trooper_ChloeM That plan often times involves hitting random buttons and seeing if it works.

    • @Trooper_ChloeM
      @Trooper_ChloeM Год назад +139

      @@e-tan3911 Pretty Solid plan, it usually works.

    • @DerLibertin
      @DerLibertin Год назад +37

      @@HerohammerStudios I know but this is also applicable to single rounds.

    • @reallycantthinkofausername487
      @reallycantthinkofausername487 Год назад +9

      @@Jehty21 not canon

  • @xenoraptor4714
    @xenoraptor4714 Год назад +1013

    I have an idea for this to make this fun series even more chaotic: *taking over parts of time with a time machine*

    • @KazoooGod
      @KazoooGod Год назад +48

      that would be awsome

    • @NigelMelanisticSmith
      @NigelMelanisticSmith Год назад +13

      That sounds great. It reminds me of that PBS Show Dinosaur Train

    • @hihey229
      @hihey229 Год назад +33

      I don't think NovelAI would fare well against that

    • @Tyranitar.
      @Tyranitar. Год назад +34

      Yeah.
      “BREED WITH THE DRAGON FROM THE FUTURE.”

    • @nandesz5756
      @nandesz5756 Год назад +3

      Please I really want that

  • @yuki97kira
    @yuki97kira Год назад +73

    The AI starts with roasting doug..idk why but strangely, it feels in character

    • @gamemultiplier1750
      @gamemultiplier1750 Год назад +11

      Other people characterized the AI as hating Doug in the previous invasions, and they screwed over Doug in the end, so pretty much in character.

  • @Armund_Wolffe
    @Armund_Wolffe 4 месяца назад +15

    i absolutely adore the little pause between "bye Parkzer, love you!" and "..okay, bye,";
    it seems like it's filled with contemplation, resignation, and acceptance all at once.
    he's a saint for putting up with your antics lmao

  • @CaitlynRobotallian
    @CaitlynRobotallian Год назад +700

    As a primatology student, the sagittal crest saga was probably one of the funniest things that happened on this channel

    • @appointmenteer
      @appointmenteer Год назад +76

      funnily enough it has helped me notice the difference between male and female gorillas. now i will always know about the sagatarus dresses

    • @undefeatableking8745
      @undefeatableking8745 10 месяцев назад +13

      I need the timestamp of the start of the saggitla crests saga pls

    • @UselessProDuck
      @UselessProDuck 9 месяцев назад +6

      @@undefeatableking8745 20:08

    • @guacre2675
      @guacre2675 8 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@appointmenteerYou mean the 2022 Great Sagittarius Mess?

    • @jku9936
      @jku9936 3 месяца назад

      Well isn't that just prime.

  • @Nekrotix12
    @Nekrotix12 Год назад +362

    I love how they tried to argue that the children belonged to the chat.
    "See I know I ate your babies, but you wouldn't have even HAD these new babies if it weren't for me, so I own them actually."

  • @OlOleander
    @OlOleander Год назад +41

    I just love how quickly and thoroughly chat was willing to play along with the short-term memory loss bit.
    Kudos, chat!

    • @suffering9481
      @suffering9481 2 месяца назад

      What bit? We had this stream?

    • @Cicada2204
      @Cicada2204 29 дней назад

      I don't what your talking about. There was no stream?

    • @laraschroeder5195
      @laraschroeder5195 17 дней назад

      WHERE AM I???

  • @uckyspindrill4114
    @uckyspindrill4114 Год назад +29

    Whenever Doug calls Parkzer he is always in the strangest situations

  • @jerbe4r270
    @jerbe4r270 Год назад +927

    The monkeys using gorilla suits is like a mech

    • @noborge
      @noborge Год назад +96

      Unfortunately it wasn't really shown, but harambe very nearly got the disguised as gorilla trait
      If it actually happened it would have been hilarious.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Год назад +1

      E‎ ‎

    • @superwhatevergamin9634
      @superwhatevergamin9634 Год назад +4

      What monkeys?

    • @liamvachon8782
      @liamvachon8782 Год назад +7

      Gorilla Lagann

    • @GusThePrankster
      @GusThePrankster Год назад +3

      @@noborge He's disguised as himself

  • @noiwontsignyourarmpit5263
    @noiwontsignyourarmpit5263 Год назад +55

    I appreciate that Parkzer started by being confused and uninterested, but eventually came to fight for custody over the fish-bears.

    • @robert.7230
      @robert.7230 Год назад +3

      What happened to give you this name. Who asked for this.

    • @rivy-lurk-869
      @rivy-lurk-869 Год назад +2

      @@robert.7230 None but that is why it is based

  • @Ch1l1C0nCarnag3
    @Ch1l1C0nCarnag3 Год назад +24

    Chat's approach of breeding everything is actually genius. With every new species they create, they create a new point that did not exist before. So all they need to do is create more species than there are in the zoo in the first place and win by swarm mentality.

  • @AussieBall_Animations
    @AussieBall_Animations Год назад +40

    I love how he went from invading space to invading a zoo

  • @Zer-Esy
    @Zer-Esy Год назад +1848

    PLEASE never end this series!!!

    • @dorchcorporation7578
      @dorchcorporation7578 Год назад +47

      He should do a 2nd version of his first video but with a twist:
      Its 1936

    • @Somedude616
      @Somedude616 Год назад +15

      One of the best series he ever made

    • @Thomas_H._Smith
      @Thomas_H._Smith Год назад +23

      I say next he should do invading Disney World where each land is a point.

    • @cjvand3080
      @cjvand3080 Год назад +2

      Reminds me of Lamas with hats

    • @FateAndFolly
      @FateAndFolly Год назад +1

      @@Somedude616 not to mention one of the only. Doug mostly does one-off content, but I definitely prefer stuff like this and the 1hp skyrim thing

  • @Legomaster-jv8ll
    @Legomaster-jv8ll Год назад +303

    Next time: Doug and Chat conquer a playground! Who will control the monkey-bars?

    • @johnpett1955
      @johnpett1955 Год назад +27

      Probably twitch chat. They got the monkeys disguised as gorillas, however doug will take the slide.

    • @robert.7230
      @robert.7230 Год назад +2

      No that's too small.

    • @robert.7230
      @robert.7230 Год назад +2

      Maybe a school?

    • @aclaymushroomwithaberet7084
      @aclaymushroomwithaberet7084 Год назад

      this

    • @adamice2526
      @adamice2526 Год назад

      Sounds cool, but I think Doug said that next time they'll do Disneyland

  • @deceit7741
    @deceit7741 Год назад +24

    I genuinely haven't laughed this hard in years. Please never stop this series.

  • @eiya2003
    @eiya2003 Год назад +11

    I've easily watched this 20 times since it came out. Hearing "They are led by an alpaca named Precious, who has a Very small penis" still makes me burst out laughing every single time🤣

  • @dustinzacharias8227
    @dustinzacharias8227 Год назад +351

    He went from America, to Europe, then the galaxy. Since it’s harder to get bigger, he is now going smaller. I imagine the next episode will be about dominating a backyard or something of that nature, then a living room, then a carpet, and eventually using ai to see who would win in a Petri dish.

    • @donutlovingwerewolf8837
      @donutlovingwerewolf8837 Год назад +24

      It was Europe to America to the Solar System not galaxy.
      Have a good day

    • @Vulpilux
      @Vulpilux Год назад +6

      ​@@donutlovingwerewolf8837 I WILL! HAPPY NEW YEARS! FREND!

    • @dustinzacharias8227
      @dustinzacharias8227 Год назад

      @@donutlovingwerewolf8837 oh shut up man you get my point

    • @mariustan9275
      @mariustan9275 Год назад +5

      @@Vulpilux HAPPY NEW YEAR
      Maybe the next one should be Asia. It's pretty big, and ot would be really funny to see all the anime references twotch chat inevitably makes

    • @HamazuraGOD
      @HamazuraGOD Год назад +10

      @@mariustan9275
      chat delegating one of the smallest aspects of culture from one of the smallest countries in the largest continent and making it the BIGGEST thing about that continent is a very chat thing to do

  • @achingjack
    @achingjack Год назад +140

    was wondering where it would go after the solar system. this seems like the natural progression of things yeah

  • @apexbrachydios5385
    @apexbrachydios5385 5 месяцев назад +3

    "you being nearby while my fish have sex does not mean that you own their children parkzer"

  • @lDontExist
    @lDontExist Год назад +14

    This is the first video of this type I’ve watched and holy crap this was intense. I was genuinely invested in the story.

  • @Tykiari
    @Tykiari Год назад +309

    I half expected the Fish-Sign Hybrid's Trait to be "Dead" so he'd instantly lose it again xD

  • @dinodewd4740
    @dinodewd4740 Год назад +881

    Surprised we didn’t have the hair giraffes try and eat the other hair giraffes since they were cannibals. Or have the crocodiles accidentally combust in front of the pandas who are afraid of red

    • @soriso717
      @soriso717 Год назад +18

      @Clu Rosencrans He sorta kept the rats after they rebelled, so it’s even

    • @billiamswartz2355
      @billiamswartz2355 Год назад +29

      I mean, to be fair, we did have short term memory loss

    • @PoorManatee6197
      @PoorManatee6197 Год назад +15

      @Clu Rosencrans During all this series doug has been giving things to chat that they didnt deserve, he could have win a couple times if he was actually fair with these things.

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 Год назад +10

      @@PoorManatee6197 Doug deserves justice, from himself I guess

  • @MarsAres
    @MarsAres Год назад +7

    The AI is always interested in helping its own story. It doesn't matter what Doug types, the next line the AI generates is almost always "But/Unfortunately, that didn't work lol"

    • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
      @fuzzyotterpaws4395 2 месяца назад +1

      That's a very frustrating thing about AI. It's just like lucid dreams that aren't actually in full control no matter how much you try to guide the story! Sometimes AI gets stuck in loops or WON'T do something!

  • @patrickbyrne8617
    @patrickbyrne8617 5 месяцев назад +4

    If Harambe had a gun, he would still be with us.

  • @alexcoleman6199
    @alexcoleman6199 Год назад +299

    Great video, but I had an extremely difficult time trying to explain what I was laughing so hard at to my mom.

    • @alexbrown8618
      @alexbrown8618 Год назад +2

      I like your name

    • @bashfulwolfo6499
      @bashfulwolfo6499 Год назад +1

      I’ve already described what has happened in the previous ones to my mom while they were happening, and I will do it again

    • @Lincolnium_
      @Lincolnium_ Год назад

      Exactly… lmao

  • @The-official-grindel
    @The-official-grindel Год назад +689

    Congrats on having Dougdoug Clips officially join the team! That’s really exciting!

  • @somedude8380
    @somedude8380 Год назад +55

    Doug: I finally won an AI invasion stream!
    Parkzer: Are you sure about that?

    • @Duesikazergaming
      @Duesikazergaming Год назад

      No dat isn’t canon

    • @alexytxg
      @alexytxg 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@Duesikazergamingit is canon

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@DuesikazergamingYes it is it goes boom

  • @ThestickmanEmperor
    @ThestickmanEmperor Год назад +11

    I like how Doug tries to make sense with his invasion while chat is just like I make my otters into nukes

  • @neminem233
    @neminem233 Год назад +243

    The crocodile bit was unironically so cohesive it feels like a real person wrote it.
    And that ending... that was an ending for the ages

  • @Predator20357
    @Predator20357 Год назад +536

    Doug won by exploiting Chat’s weakness, having short term memory loss. Quite the satisfying victory I say. Too bad Doug Doug dropped the W

    • @jojogacha974
      @jojogacha974 Год назад +7

      He was trying to rig it but parkzer saved us

    • @FunButterfly06
      @FunButterfly06 Год назад +9

      We had memory loss? I must've forgotten.

  • @TheItzal11
    @TheItzal11 10 месяцев назад +12

    Parkzer tried to seduce the goldfish but they refused him claiming they were gay... but they were all pregnant... they were so digusted by the idea they pretended to be gay.

    • @_-NatureMations-_
      @_-NatureMations-_ 4 месяца назад

      And pretended to be males to somehow XD

    • @sparrowflash376
      @sparrowflash376 3 месяца назад

      ​@@_-NatureMations-_fish can change sex

  • @duelforce6812
    @duelforce6812 Год назад +3

    Doug you should do a stream where you are a beekeeper and twitch chat are the bees
    whenever they type in chat three promps can be activated every 5 minutes per person.
    1: Sting; plays some annoying noise but blocks them from chatting for 2 hours
    2: GATHER; collects pollen (a resource)
    3: Breed; costs some pollen (like 100) and unblocks one person from typing
    you can convert 10 pollen to 1 honey
    Your job is to collect above a certain amount of honey, their job is to have above a certain amount of bees and pollen before the stream ends
    pretty much you have to convince chat to not kill off the entire colony before 30 minutes have past so you can steal from them

  • @kocisz4163
    @kocisz4163 Год назад +298

    Parkzer is like the most straightforward, brutaly honest, polite person on the planet. How is he a real person.

  • @oldmanjeffrey
    @oldmanjeffrey Год назад +476

    I actually caught the end of this livestream and let me say, it was exactly as intense as it looked. Congrats Doug.

    • @thisguyisfine1512
      @thisguyisfine1512 Год назад

      @Not gonna lie , you suck

    • @oldmanjeffrey
      @oldmanjeffrey Год назад +11

      @Correct that was kind of this whole video though, no? 😂

    • @ezrastewart543
      @ezrastewart543 Год назад

      @Not gonna lie, Jeffrey, you are extremely awesome, cool and epic!

    • @serpent2776
      @serpent2776 Год назад

      Doug was kind of dominating for the last couple hours tho

    • @plasma2853
      @plasma2853 Год назад

      @Not gonna lie , idk how many people are gonna milk this name but have fun

  • @MrMonarch212
    @MrMonarch212 10 месяцев назад +3

    The AI predicted that the Welcome sign would be the thing that would make Doug win. 16:49

  • @annexhion5343
    @annexhion5343 Год назад +5

    My god, we need more of this. This is perhaps the most entertaining board game I have ever witnessed.

    • @paulrance5445
      @paulrance5445 10 месяцев назад

      We do, but we probably won’t get any more

  • @touch_me.
    @touch_me. Год назад +388

    you could do a “twitch chat invades the supermarket” where twitch chat takes over different sections/isles of a supermarket, like produce, toys, clothing, pets, etc…
    or perhaps “twitch chat invades the US government” since there are different branches if government, along with multiple divisions of each branch… it could even bring back saul goodman with the divisions of the judicial branch
    so much to invade, such little time
    edit: i liked the twitch chat invades the human body idea

    • @johnnykarma5243
      @johnnykarma5243 Год назад +2

      Yes

    • @WisperWeasel
      @WisperWeasel Год назад

      YES

    • @GumitoGumito
      @GumitoGumito Год назад +15

      The supermarket one is a GREAT idea actually, I hope that one happens

    • @hera5614
      @hera5614 Год назад +6

      seconding the supermarket idea

    • @GZilla311
      @GZilla311 Год назад +7

      @@hera5614Thirding. It’s condensed enough that NovelAI could probably handle it.

  • @nerdwithahintoflemon6964
    @nerdwithahintoflemon6964 Год назад +56

    Doug saying “Love you” to Parkzer and him responding with “Okay” summarizes their relationship pretty well.

  • @Marshall_Jones
    @Marshall_Jones 10 месяцев назад +1

    Parkzer killing Harambe is the single greatest moment on the channel.

  • @Isaiah-zr3um
    @Isaiah-zr3um Месяц назад +2

    3:39 not even 4 minutes in and this is already wild💀

  • @CathyDotUK
    @CathyDotUK Год назад +266

    The ending is just the ai telling doug that he cheated too much and that he was disqualified

  • @SILVERF0X13
    @SILVERF0X13 Год назад +417

    Definitely appreciate taking things down in scale. This one was the funniest yet. Wish I had made it to that stream.

    • @SentinalSlice
      @SentinalSlice Год назад +1

      It was such a weird stream.

    • @SILVERF0X13
      @SILVERF0X13 Год назад +15

      @@SentinalSlice Weird in general or weird for DougDoug streams? There's a pretty big difference.

    • @Grane1234
      @Grane1234 Год назад +6

      @@SILVERF0X13 There's a difference?

    • @mcrafter_hi4265
      @mcrafter_hi4265 Год назад +4

      Weird in general. For DougDoug streams it was pretty normal ;D

    • @mariustan9275
      @mariustan9275 Год назад

      Maybe the next area they take over is Asia. They already did Europe and America the country, so why not the continet next to Europe. I can already see the anime references Twitch chat will inevitably make.

  • @ShadowRulah
    @ShadowRulah 8 месяцев назад +1

    "Since when is the cult of Chotters above anyone's dignity or honor" is unironically a pretty cold line.

  • @CoolDog
    @CoolDog Год назад +20

    Can I just say that these videos are like masterful this is some of the best comedy content I've ever seen on this website I don't even know how it's possible for something to be this entertaining and hilarious I am f****** blown away by the s***.

  • @ScorbunGame
    @ScorbunGame Год назад +1146

    How much of Doug's chaos do you think Parker is used to?

  • @unprofesional_tw1820
    @unprofesional_tw1820 Год назад +28

    I love how parkzer’s legal argument is “I caused the fish to mate, so their my kids” meaning anyone who successfully set 2 people up to dates has a legal right to their children

  • @arthismer2868
    @arthismer2868 7 месяцев назад +5

    Doug, you should do this with Parkzer being and controlling a third faction.

  • @JayTohab
    @JayTohab Год назад +13

    Doug wins by breeding, classic Doug

    • @GooberInternet
      @GooberInternet Год назад

      He didn't win. Chat won. Didn't you see the end?

  • @brassholee
    @brassholee Год назад +103

    this guy went from invading the solar system to invading less than a square mile

    • @paledrake
      @paledrake Год назад +7

      It's about the little things in life you know?

  • @spacem80
    @spacem80 Год назад +271

    I was about to question why not represent the Fish Bears with a picture of that sea bear thing from SpongeBob but then I remembered they look exactly like they hair giraffes.

    • @yuki97kira
      @yuki97kira Год назад +53

      Suffering from short term memory loss indeed

  • @coockiechannel9054
    @coockiechannel9054 Год назад +10

    I think Parkzer should be a third player in the next game. Also the next game should be about rival drug cartels.

  • @drunknpoet
    @drunknpoet 11 месяцев назад +1

    the sign was the best part
    what a comeback and comedy turn, there was even a Maury Povich episode in here. Legendary

  • @segplayz4519
    @segplayz4519 Год назад +566

    this one was extremely close, but seeing doug win actually win instead of being destroyed by chat's plot armor was crazy
    also the part where Parkzer kept saying "WHY WONT YOU EAT MY BANANAS?!" was extremely funny

    • @Scourgeoftengri
      @Scourgeoftengri Год назад +19

      chat won

    • @wobblywack5531
      @wobblywack5531 Год назад +37

      @@Scourgeoftengri Doug W

    • @Scourgeoftengri
      @Scourgeoftengri Год назад +11

      @@wobblywack5531 clearly you are a fed

    • @getthedunkon9347
      @getthedunkon9347 Год назад +28

      @@Scourgeoftengri He short term memory loss

    • @zacharygilmore1075
      @zacharygilmore1075 Год назад +22

      @@Scourgeoftengri If Doug can admit defeat in the Solar System war after Twitch Chat ate the cheese moon, he definitely wins here.

  • @Blue-fg8vt
    @Blue-fg8vt Год назад +487

    I like how Doug said he won't make evrey one a video yet he's made all four so far videos. And that all are Great so far.

    • @asir9129
      @asir9129 Год назад +4

      he said he won't make every one what a video? i don't follow the streams

    • @Blue-fg8vt
      @Blue-fg8vt Год назад +18

      @@asir9129 ai invasion...the subject of the video

    • @megadizzy9320
      @megadizzy9320 Год назад +31

      I think he mostly means that he’ll only make videos on the ones that have especially good content within them, like this one and all the ones before it
      And if by some unlucky chance he does an AI invasion stream that’s nothing but a 6 hour slog, he won’t do a video on that
      Hopefully that day never comes tbh

    • @lyvectra8442
      @lyvectra8442 Год назад +7

      @@megadizzy9320 Yeah. He said that he didn't think all of these would become videos, but he said this when he was making the first one (Europe invasion) and wasn't sure if it would be good content or a slog. As it turned out, this became the best content ever, therefore so far all of them have been edited into polished videos.

  • @flynnhathaway9302
    @flynnhathaway9302 Год назад +1

    i cant believe that chat was happy about killing Harambe, you guys are maniacs

  • @JasonHowTo2134
    @JasonHowTo2134 2 месяца назад +2

    At least Quagmire didn't get to this zoo. LMAO
    You know with the giraffe, it's canon!

  • @mouldydorito2918
    @mouldydorito2918 Год назад +18

    Parkzers character development from a professional lawyer that regained possession of his fish bear children to a crazed beast desperate for Harambe to touch his bananas is truly heartbreaking.

  • @NixityNullt
    @NixityNullt Год назад +25

    4:29
    Elephant: I am an Elephant
    Wiggly: and I took that personally

    • @The-EJ-Factor
      @The-EJ-Factor Год назад

      I don’t like floor for the mere fact that it is floor 😅

  • @keenantheho
    @keenantheho 10 месяцев назад +1

    I love the silly hand pat the name of the team each turn. Its like "Yeah gl with the ai bro"

  • @MichaelMyers3000
    @MichaelMyers3000 Год назад +300

    This was one amazing and confusing hour of my life that I needed

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Год назад +1

      E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

  • @Highersire2
    @Highersire2 Год назад +322

    And thus, the great Twitch chat and dougdoug war continues.

    • @FreshestCool
      @FreshestCool Год назад

      @Chad 007 who are you

    • @Predator20357
      @Predator20357 Год назад

      All because Doug Doug decided to play by the rules that has so often beaten him.

  • @katjosephperez8772
    @katjosephperez8772 День назад

    I love that the koala lawyers got a courthouse in their exhibit. Plus they got intelligence stat boosts. (Koalas cannot tell that a eucalyptus leaf on a plate is their food. It has to be left on the tree or taped to a stick or something. Tricky for medical care.)

  • @laraschroeder5195
    @laraschroeder5195 17 дней назад

    I love how the chat goes CRAZY everytime a new character is introduced and they just start saying the name over and over and pog in the chat.

  • @murph3292
    @murph3292 Год назад +158

    I can tell the editor put alot of thought into this one, it's so good

    • @GayestWinston
      @GayestWinston Год назад +4

      I agree. I like to watch the VODs of these, but it's always nice to get a refined version that is easy to follow