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  • Опубликовано: 18 июл 2023
  • I created the ultimate Wal-Mart-related D&D campaign for my Twitch Chat.
    Streaming live on Twitch! / dougdoug
    Full stream recording: • Twitch Chat plays Dung...
    Artwork by Wafferscotch! / wafferscotch
    Edited by CyVoltage! / cyvoltage
    My 2nd Channel: bit.ly/dougdoug2
    Twitter: / dougdougfood
    More DugDug:
    Latest Uploads: • OVERWATCH vs TF2, but ...
    DougDoug Challenges: • DougDoug Gaming Challe...
    Popular Videos: • Popular Videos | DougDoug
    Music Credits (in order of appearance):
    Super Mario Galaxy - Final Bowser Battle
    Dynasty Warriors 4 - Cry For Wind
    Shovel Knight King of Cards - Crowd Control (Upgraded Airship)
    Bayonetta 2 - To The Top
    Bully - Boxing Challenge
    Xenoblade Chronicles 3 - All Aboard Origin!
    Super Mario Galaxy 2 - Koopa's Lava Empire
    Super Mario 3D World - Hands-On Hall
    Intelligent Qube - Stage 2
    Astral Chain - Ark Mall (Combat Phase)
    Astral Chain - Hermit Training
    Xenoblade Chronicles 3 - Battle! Vs. Boss
    DNF Duel - Linking
    Xenoblade Chronicles 3 - Tutorial Battle
    Astral Chain - Ark Mall (Combat Phase)
    Divinity Original Sin 2 - Path of the Godwoken (Bansuri Version)
    Pokemon Sword Shield - Wild Battle Theme
    Xenoblade Chronicles 2 - Mor Ardain - Roaming the Wastes
    Mario Kart 7 - Main Menu
    Fire Emblem Engage - Bright Sandstorm
    DNF Duel - Gate Crasher
    Fire Emblem Engage - Trial of Emblems (Shine On)
    Classical - The Flower Duet
    Xenoblade Chronicles 3 - Born to Fight
    Tekken 5 - Unforgiven
    Xenoblade Chronicles 3 - Battle! Vs. Aionios' Strongest
    Sonic Frontiers - Guardian STRIDER
    DNF Duel - Primal Wonder (Instrumental)
    Fire Emblem Engage - The Sentinels
    Bayonetta 3 - Fertile Rondo (English)
    Bayonetta - Let's Dance Boys!
    Bayonetta 3 - Let's Dance Boys! (3rd Climax Mix)
    Fire Emblem Echoes Shadows of Valentia - Twilight of the Gods
    Omega Strikers - Baroque Banditry (Rasmus's Theme)
    Mario Kart 7 - Staff Roll
    Gran Turismo 2 - Blue Line (Instrumental Version)
    Xenoblade Chronicles 2 - Driver VS
    Mario Kart 8 - Grand Prix Recap (SFX)
    Metal Gear Solid 3 - Caution
    Super Mario Odyssey - Staff Roll
    Super Mario Galaxy - Final Bowser Battle
    Bayonetta 2 - Shopping (B)
    Zelda Skyward Sword - Dejected Groose
    Smash Bros. Wii U - Crazy Orders Ticket Selection
    Xenoblade Chronicles 3 - The Ouroboros Awakens
    Dynasty Warriors 4 - EVE
    Gran Turismo 2 - Blue Line (Instrumental Version)
    Gran Turismo - Freedom to Win
    Xenoblade Chronicles 2 - Running
    DAEMON X MACHINA - Solomon
    DNF Duel - Brawl of Hendon Myre
    Astral Chain - Homunculus a
    Bayonetta 2 - Mad Rush
    DAEMON X MACHINA - Main Theme
    Pro Evolution Soccer 2008 - Triumphal Wind
    freesound.org/people/Sheyvan/...
    About DougDoug:
    Doug is a sentient bell pepper who was hired by the FBI to crack gaming challenges and also talk about things with food
    #dougdoug #dungeonsanddragons #dnd
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Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @castle9165
    @castle9165 9 месяцев назад +3634

    Imagine being brought to life, already on fire, dying, and in immense pain and you find your life's purpose was simply to fall on an annoying mayor.

    • @zackagonxm
      @zackagonxm 9 месяцев назад +290

      I’d love every single fucking second of that mayor’s last moment.

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 9 месяцев назад +228

      The annoying mayor was the reason it's on fire, though. sounds like a good enough purpose in life for a sentient building.

    • @xx_isabel_the_wolf_xx3869
      @xx_isabel_the_wolf_xx3869 8 месяцев назад +11

      999th like

    • @your--mother
      @your--mother 8 месяцев назад +11

      And also sell affordable clothing

    • @Gameboy-kl8br
      @Gameboy-kl8br 8 месяцев назад +38

      "What is my purpose?"
      "You kill Porky as your first and final act."
      "Oh God."

  • @lazydonkey3617
    @lazydonkey3617 9 месяцев назад +6091

    the barbarian failing everything, bard having 0 rizz at all and the wizard carrying everything while doing kickflips is the best dynamic ever

    • @isaiahlozano5301
      @isaiahlozano5301 9 месяцев назад +666

      bro, Barbarian kicked a lot of butts as he took down multiple opponents, he finished off the hot pocket on the first floor, and then he manages to defeat the faker by trying to punch himself and the mannequin, the Bard had some pretty legendary moments of his own, such as when he made the mannequin to commit sudoku, emotionally damages the Chicken Nuggie, and then saving his wife from the Roomba by grabbing the dead mop and then impaling the Roomba with it.
      All of them are quite legendary in their own right.
      Bonus: I forgot to mention that Bard commanded Porky to eat the Oreo and then the Barbarian keeps chucking porky at the enemy (with half of them succeeding).

    • @galaxdogaming
      @galaxdogaming 9 месяцев назад +448

      He may have no rizz, but he do know how to roast. Also he heal

    • @lazydonkey3617
      @lazydonkey3617 9 месяцев назад +247

      @@galaxdogaming he had practice with the roasts on his ex wife

    • @digitail4000
      @digitail4000 9 месяцев назад +67

      ​@@isaiahlozano5301The barbarian best character fr

    • @First-to-last
      @First-to-last 9 месяцев назад +34

      ​​@@digitail4000best girl* there I fixed it

  • @garythecyclingnerd6219
    @garythecyclingnerd6219 7 месяцев назад +3853

    This VOD has so many great lines.
    “Guys! This fridge has got hands!”
    “We have kids?!”
    “It’s trying to vore me!”

    • @thefutureismeaninglessthep7364
      @thefutureismeaninglessthep7364 7 месяцев назад +368

      We have your staff, you're covered in milk, and the Wal-Mart is burning. Give up.

    • @maxhansen6818
      @maxhansen6818 7 месяцев назад +228

      My favorite was: The real magic who is this missile all along!

    • @fernando4959
      @fernando4959 6 месяцев назад +142

      @@maxhansen6818 *proceeds to do a sick kickflip off a barrel, spins and launches magic missiles mid-air*

    • @mrfosilman
      @mrfosilman 6 месяцев назад +156

      "Do therapist. And get drunk"

    • @jojogacha974
      @jojogacha974 6 месяцев назад +116

      Nah it’s
      “OH GOD DAMMIT ROOMBA STOP FUCKING EATING OUR SOLDIERS THIS KEEPS HAPPENING”

  • @pyrodegenarate6925
    @pyrodegenarate6925 7 месяцев назад +1996

    Vicious mockery is my favourite dnd spell because you can just kill people by insulting them
    Guard: “you are under arrest”
    Bard with vicious mockery: “your mother”
    Guard: *just dies*

    • @rozaliaa_
      @rozaliaa_ 5 месяцев назад +130

      Fr i had a friend who played as a bard with Vicious mockery, everytime they used their Vicious mockery they would shout out their original "Your mom" insults.

    • @superwhatevergamin9634
      @superwhatevergamin9634 4 месяца назад +96

      @@rozaliaa_ "And in conclusion to this fight, dragon... I'd cast your mom, but strength is more the Barbarian's thing... And my arms would break just lifting 1% of her weight... And if we are being honest, most of it is all fat by the way."
      Dragon: *Literally burns itself to death from how bad it got roasted.*
      Something along the lines of that?

    • @vintage-radio
      @vintage-radio 4 месяца назад +36

      I just have this mental image of some guard crying in mental anguish before he just fades out of existence

    • @Door227
      @Door227 3 месяца назад +22

      I once got killed by some stranger calling me a “stinking donkey”

    • @Tumbleflop
      @Tumbleflop 3 месяца назад +28

      "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries" *CRITICAL HIT*

  • @jedi_connor3030
    @jedi_connor3030 9 месяцев назад +5013

    I love how the wizard was consistently badass across all of her incarnations and that the first one decided she was a kickflipping bard divorcee and the rest of the chat accepted it as canon.

    • @walterissad
      @walterissad 9 месяцев назад +852

      Everyone actually collectively voted on the character’s personalities at the start of the stream. They all chose her to be bard’s ex wife and really good at kickflipping

    • @skell6134
      @skell6134 9 месяцев назад +311

      @@walterissad And then eventually they made them get married again,lol

    • @Razorhat
      @Razorhat 9 месяцев назад +745

      The kickflipping actually came from an earlier stream where Doug tested out the dice roll, character images, and character voices software in preparation for this stream. The person chosen to be the wizard there asked to do a kickflip after the bard repeatedly failed to, and then Doug rolled a 20, meaning she did the sickest kickflip ever seen. Chat of course remembered this and at the start of this stream voted for her to be really good at kickflips as a result.

    • @go-away-5555
      @go-away-5555 9 месяцев назад +326

      @@Razorhat ​​⁠that's my loremaster

    • @jjmara01
      @jjmara01 9 месяцев назад +76

      @@skell6134 Then got divorced 2 minutes later.

  • @NuberCuber
    @NuberCuber 9 месяцев назад +5024

    I like how the bard and wizard just either bitterly resent each other or are incredibly horny for each other, sometimes both

    • @Khrrck
      @Khrrck 9 месяцев назад +622

      I've seen several couples like that before...

    • @spooked4619
      @spooked4619 9 месяцев назад +460

      That’s called love

    • @1unartic
      @1unartic 9 месяцев назад +188

      So basically the plot of Pirates of the Caribbean

    • @SuspiciousTemmie
      @SuspiciousTemmie 9 месяцев назад +135

      @@spooked4619 Please tell me you're joking and don't actually think it's normal to hate your spouse

    • @NuberCuber
      @NuberCuber 9 месяцев назад +26

      @@Khrrck honestly real 😭

  • @fredrickcuriosity6368
    @fredrickcuriosity6368 3 месяца назад +1684

    Porky’s biggest mistake was at 3:00 because by jumping out of that window he proved he was durable. He was asking to be thrown at the enemy every 5 seconds

  • @Taco_Boy
    @Taco_Boy 6 месяцев назад +2439

    didn't expect to watch three total strangers psychologically break a dino nugget today, but here we are

    • @CoolPretzel95
      @CoolPretzel95 6 месяцев назад +76

      Babagaboosh

    • @MADGAMER87.
      @MADGAMER87. 5 месяцев назад +20

      @@CoolPretzel95 Rip Sam 24

    • @Lunacorva
      @Lunacorva 5 месяцев назад

      That was a sentence.

    • @HereButGone-SorryFerret
      @HereButGone-SorryFerret 4 месяца назад +6

      ​@MADGAMEREIGHTYSEVEN yes. Rip all the Sams.

    • @MADGAMER87.
      @MADGAMER87. 4 месяца назад +2

      @@HereButGone-SorryFerret Yes indeed

  • @baylaust
    @baylaust 9 месяцев назад +11440

    The best part is that this isn't even particularly more unhinged than your typical D&D game.

    • @Phantomdude
      @Phantomdude 9 месяцев назад +814

      and we love D&D because of it, if anyone puts it off because of how serious some people take it, ignore them play with your own group

    • @fluidize8532
      @fluidize8532 9 месяцев назад +383

      I am currently playing a D&D campaign and this is literally nothing compared to our shenanigans.

    • @KincaidCalder-vn6bo
      @KincaidCalder-vn6bo 9 месяцев назад +484

      Man I have a crazy story. In one campaign, we were transported to Victorian England. During part of the game, we had to interact with the queen to get home. Our Minotaur somehow convinced her that he was her husband, tortured at the hands of the Spanish. She decides to go to war with France. We then take her with us to the final fight with the bbbeg, who had a sphere that could turn people into gods. My character rolled a nat 20 to convince him that I would side with him as long as I got to look at the sphere. I grabbed it, turned us all into gods, then we banished the BBEG. The Minotaur and the God-Queen went back and conquered the entire world. The campaign may have been derailed a tiny bit.

    • @grit1
      @grit1 9 месяцев назад +27

      Maybe if you're an average redditor

    • @electropop6347
      @electropop6347 9 месяцев назад +21

      Damn so you watched at most 7 minutes of the video and said this. I guess 7 minutes of intro is all you need to know what happens for the entire hour.
      Edit: Yeah watching the stream makes sense. Damn.

  • @Ryuu28_voidgames
    @Ryuu28_voidgames 9 месяцев назад +4512

    I love how you can’t even tell the difference between the different twitch chatters. They all played the characters really well

    • @anitakim_
      @anitakim_ 9 месяцев назад +333

      Yeah, exactly! They were really good.

    • @plovid
      @plovid 9 месяцев назад +412

      Right i never could tell when he switched them out

    • @Septimus_ii
      @Septimus_ii 9 месяцев назад +519

      I completely forgot that there were different people taking over each character

    • @The_Archer-he2ft
      @The_Archer-he2ft 9 месяцев назад +241

      Doug doug defintely got the good meme twitch chat

    • @ashb7
      @ashb7 9 месяцев назад +497

      Every subsequent Wizard chatter utilising the kickflip lore introduced by the first one, was the best part for me

  • @PetrolHeadMotorsport
    @PetrolHeadMotorsport 7 месяцев назад +721

    I love how the Barb was one number away from rolling a Nat 1. It would've been a hilarious ending if he wasn't able to break the staff like how he wasn't able to break the mop.

    • @superwhatevergamin9634
      @superwhatevergamin9634 4 месяца назад +45

      In this alternate universe
      NAT ONE? OH THE STAFF DOESN'T BREAK!
      *Whack*
      "Ow. What is this stick made of, solid wood?"
      (Leaving the penalty to be announced by whoever finds these comments)

    • @blaze41
      @blaze41 4 месяца назад +49

      @@superwhatevergamin9634 The staff misfires and hits the burnt down walmart reanimating it and everything inside, causing an invasion of animate walmart produce.

    • @Blue-jy4rf
      @Blue-jy4rf Месяц назад +6

      Instead it serves as a true sign of victory, the barb finally snapping a stick over his leg.

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement 7 месяцев назад +755

    Not enough people talking about Sam being the witch at the start and casting "Babagaboosh".

    • @anxie-tea9549
      @anxie-tea9549 6 месяцев назад +57

      BABAGABOOSH!

    • @nopenopity-nope6621
      @nopenopity-nope6621 6 месяцев назад +63

      Shoulda been the High Demon Elgrim…

    • @mjamin9124
      @mjamin9124 5 месяцев назад +14

      ​@@nopenopity-nope6621but still using the sam icon

    • @Pixelusually
      @Pixelusually 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@mjamin9124it should have been color inverted sam

    • @robert.7230
      @robert.7230 2 месяца назад +5

      One of the Sam's escaped then

  • @J2EARTH
    @J2EARTH 9 месяцев назад +5697

    The Wizard rolling a nat 20 to revive the bard with a kick was so beautiful

    • @strogonoffcore
      @strogonoffcore 9 месяцев назад +681

      WAKE THE FECK UP BARD, WE GOT A WALMART TO BURN

    • @JadeRavenn
      @JadeRavenn 9 месяцев назад +413

      bard masochist with foot fetish confirmed

    • @NikolayHizenprof
      @NikolayHizenprof 9 месяцев назад +158

      She literary went "HEY YOU! GET ONE YOUR FEET"

    • @n0vabubble867
      @n0vabubble867 9 месяцев назад +124

      Wizard: "I cast kick of life" it was super effective

    • @n0vabubble867
      @n0vabubble867 9 месяцев назад +74

      I think if I have an opportunity to play dnd I will make a character that does spells and or healing through the legs/kicking

  • @TGKawikachu
    @TGKawikachu 9 месяцев назад +3131

    I love how twitch chat didn't break the curse of the single braincell, meaning that their could canonically be future campaigns with the same characters controlled by twitch chat.

    • @Wendeta-hq2cp
      @Wendeta-hq2cp 8 месяцев назад +145

      Sequel Fodder!

    • @Weedwizardgt
      @Weedwizardgt 8 месяцев назад +92

      They knew what they were doing

    • @griefingg0lem685
      @griefingg0lem685 7 месяцев назад +156

      What I really like also is that no matter who took control of them, no chatters broke the character's personalities. Everyone knew how to perfectly play them.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 7 месяцев назад +7

      E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

    • @rayray-lq3hd
      @rayray-lq3hd 7 месяцев назад +10

      costown for costco

  • @chobus2181
    @chobus2181 8 месяцев назад +975

    "He's always liked all types of hot pockets..."
    "Except for yours!"
    "Can I eat the oreo???"
    Greatest dialogue ever

  • @OlWest05
    @OlWest05 7 месяцев назад +475

    I find it ironic how every single thing the barbarian tried to do during the final act had failed or worked against him somehow until he made one final roll to try and kill porky

    • @notidentical35
      @notidentical35 Месяц назад +20

      the world was against porky, I guess RNG just agreed to it

  • @crazywarriorscatfan9061
    @crazywarriorscatfan9061 9 месяцев назад +8133

    I love how the 3 adventurers actually developed distinct personalities. I didn't even know when chat was switched out

    • @astrogildopereira1554
      @astrogildopereira1554 9 месяцев назад +1112

      It's rigged. Chat made their personalities in the beginning of the stream

    • @Hypogean7
      @Hypogean7 9 месяцев назад +461

      ​@@astrogildopereira1554RIGGED

    • @Bud_Buddha
      @Bud_Buddha 9 месяцев назад +927

      Chat voted for personality traits for each character before they started.

    • @ducky4605
      @ducky4605 9 месяцев назад +169

      @@astrogildopereira1554 RIGGED

    • @mybodyisamachine
      @mybodyisamachine 9 месяцев назад +121

      ​@@astrogildopereira1554RIGGED

  • @1unartic
    @1unartic 9 месяцев назад +4699

    “We have your staff. You're covered in milk. The Walmart is burning. Give up.”
    This goes hard

    • @GeorgeDCowley
      @GeorgeDCowley 9 месяцев назад +91

      Said to not the original final boss.

    • @ArchiverYGO
      @ArchiverYGO 9 месяцев назад +96

      Sounds like an average anime. Or Undertale

    • @GeorgeDCowley
      @GeorgeDCowley 9 месяцев назад +16

      You're not even French!

    • @xavierfristonhughes2955
      @xavierfristonhughes2955 9 месяцев назад +7

      @@ArchiverYGO I’ll go get the tumblr page

    • @elongatedsedation324
      @elongatedsedation324 9 месяцев назад +33

      This quote gotta be up there with "Now I have become death"

  • @kawaiidesu8864
    @kawaiidesu8864 6 месяцев назад +840

    1:12:05 I cannot stress enough how amazing this was, Barbarian the "very stupid bro" in the most tense moment come up with an idea and wizard reassuring him to go with it and it actually works and also manages to take down Porky has to be the hypest moment in the history of the DougDoug Cinematic Universe

    • @Charbar2245
      @Charbar2245 2 месяца назад +24

      Yeah the final moment of choosing to transform the Walmart reminds me of portal when they shoot the moon

    • @dysfunktionalfg9537
      @dysfunktionalfg9537 2 месяца назад +6

      YOU CANT JUST PUT A CRATER SIZED HOLE INTO MARS.
      Doom guy: OBSERVE

  • @leaffinite3828
    @leaffinite3828 7 месяцев назад +437

    As soon as the barbarian said useless objects i knew he was gonna throw porky! The barbarian chatters were consistently the funniest. Loved it

  • @calebwashere
    @calebwashere 9 месяцев назад +7316

    The evil witch Babagaboosh is becoming too incoherent. I think it's time we replace them with Babagaboosh 2.

    • @oxotniknaoleney
      @oxotniknaoleney 9 месяцев назад +867

      “ I am sorry if my responses appear incomprehensible, i was programmed to follow the rules provided”

    • @dazcar2203
      @dazcar2203 9 месяцев назад +645

      babagaboosh is the secrect, 26th pajama sam here to take revenge on twitch chat for making doug kill her brothers

    • @adamntcaponewholikesbigcoo1749
      @adamntcaponewholikesbigcoo1749 9 месяцев назад +335

      @@dazcar2203 dark lord elgrim

    • @Jacksiloution
      @Jacksiloution 9 месяцев назад +108

      ​@@oxotniknaoleneyThat was fucking terrifying

    • @calebwashere
      @calebwashere 9 месяцев назад +134

      brb, i'm gonna crack open the disappearance of Sam 1-25 like an oyster

  • @beebee8217
    @beebee8217 9 месяцев назад +4783

    Nothing will beat "only if he provides milk for our kids" "WE HAVE CHILDREN???". true dnd energy right there

    • @Halo-5-is-a-masterpiece
      @Halo-5-is-a-masterpiece 9 месяцев назад +87

      700 likes and no comments lemme fi- crazy? I was crazy once, and they put me in a room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy,crazy? I was crazy once, and they put me in a room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy,crazy? | was crazy once, and they put me in a room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy,crazy? I was crazy once, and they put me in a room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy, crazy? I was crazy once, and they put me in a room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy,crazy? I was crazy once, and they put me in a room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy,

    • @AlliedX
      @AlliedX 9 месяцев назад +76

      ​@@Halo-5-is-a-masterpiececrazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats. Rats make me crazy.

    • @amxelcbis4464
      @amxelcbis4464 9 месяцев назад +79

      ​@@Halo-5-is-a-masterpieceI looked at this comment and I laughed. I laughed so hard I thought I died. I did die. They buried me. They buried me under grass and dirt. And it tickled, and I laughed. I laughed so hard I thought I died. I did die. They buried me. They buried me under grass and dirt. And it tickled, and I laughed. I laughed so hard I thought I died. I did die. They buried me. They buried me under grass and dirt. And it tickled, and I laughed.

    • @FoxxGamer151
      @FoxxGamer151 9 месяцев назад +21

      Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats. Rats make me crazy

    • @steventarsitano3209
      @steventarsitano3209 9 месяцев назад +6

      maybe i'm confused, but isn't it usually the job of the mom to provide milk?

  • @WheresMyLasagnaJohn
    @WheresMyLasagnaJohn 8 месяцев назад +175

    I love how even though the brain cells changed, the characters stayed consistent.

  • @Zelose_Kitsune
    @Zelose_Kitsune 7 месяцев назад +86

    I love how no matter who was in charge of the body the character acted the same I couldn’t tell when they swapped like ever, the only times I noticed was when I was looking for it to change

  • @darkpurpleinsanity9461
    @darkpurpleinsanity9461 9 месяцев назад +3094

    Considering how the Bard spent his whole time healing people and failing at getting laid, I'd say he missed his calling as a monk

    • @erkantiryaki5542
      @erkantiryaki5542 9 месяцев назад +381

      Wizard said they have 6 children that needs child support.

    • @Dr.J42
      @Dr.J42 9 месяцев назад +62

      failed is pushing it cause you know... kids

    • @SuperHGB
      @SuperHGB 9 месяцев назад +203

      ​@@erkantiryaki5542and he was surprised about their kids

    • @erkantiryaki5542
      @erkantiryaki5542 9 месяцев назад +36

      ​@@SuperHGB Still counts.

    • @Verchiel_
      @Verchiel_ 9 месяцев назад +50

      Bard really got dealt the Redo Of A Healer hand. Can't wait for the sequel

  • @jonah6806
    @jonah6806 9 месяцев назад +3351

    "we have your staff. you're covered in milk. the walmart is burning. give up", classic DnD line, hear it almost every week in my sessions

    • @leolen8029
      @leolen8029 9 месяцев назад +317

      Almost as common as “I pick up the sleeping kobold, open my mouth like a snake, and swallow him whole” courtesy of my players.

    • @ariesdemiurge
      @ariesdemiurge 9 месяцев назад +206

      @@leolen8029 I just have this mental image now of a kobold with a nightcap, sleeping mask, and the most peaceful sleep expression getting casually vored by a bard in like 3 frames.

    • @spongytrout7462
      @spongytrout7462 9 месяцев назад +114

      The fact that this was said while Porky had a gun to his head was even better

    • @baconeez3
      @baconeez3 9 месяцев назад +35

      Chat being coherent for once

    • @aquicandaquak822
      @aquicandaquak822 9 месяцев назад +36

      @@ariesdemiurge Elven bard unhinges jaw and eats kobold whole, im def getting that commissioned.

  • @_zealos_8213
    @_zealos_8213 8 месяцев назад +126

    I LOVE how the players went for combo moves! That Roomba kill was unironically awesome

  • @BattleEditzOG
    @BattleEditzOG 6 месяцев назад +171

    I appreciate how both times that porky rolled throughout the entire game, he rolled a 20 lol.
    He was pushed around the entire game but I think he was just holding back

    • @spaceacepl4636
      @spaceacepl4636 Месяц назад +3

      imagine if he returns as a twist villain in a next campaign set in the same world

  • @mostlysilentprotagonist3024
    @mostlysilentprotagonist3024 9 месяцев назад +2029

    One of the many things that cracked me up in this was the fact that they didn't actually physically hurt the dino nugget. They just made it cry to death.

    • @BearsDenGaming
      @BearsDenGaming 9 месяцев назад +194

      Vicious mockery in DnD is quite literally EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!

    • @FawziduYsdiscord
      @FawziduYsdiscord 9 месяцев назад +23

      Poor guy

    • @user-xz6fm3du7v
      @user-xz6fm3du7v 9 месяцев назад +58

      DO THERAPIST AND GET DRUNK

    • @lightning_11
      @lightning_11 9 месяцев назад +25

      ​@@BearsDenGaming I mean, there's a whole damage type (psychic damage) that's basically just EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!! Everything that does psychic damage is terrifying lol

    • @BlackMoonHowls
      @BlackMoonHowls 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@lightning_11 You forgot Sonic Damage, bro. do you even lift Barb?

  • @firesd7306
    @firesd7306 9 месяцев назад +2130

    The wizard having immeasurably more Rizz than the bard is the highlight of this entire video

    • @BigHailFan
      @BigHailFan 9 месяцев назад +75

      nah, the bard definitely had the edge over her (that hot pocket line was hilarious.)

    • @firesd7306
      @firesd7306 9 месяцев назад +256

      @BigHailFan bard failed every seduce, wizard can do kickflips. Your move.

    • @tigerlover2853
      @tigerlover2853 9 месяцев назад +145

      Wizard? More like Rizzard.

    • @erkantiryaki5542
      @erkantiryaki5542 9 месяцев назад +44

      ​@@firesd7306 Bard married that wizard with that rizz and without having any attack power. They even made 6 children...

    • @firesd7306
      @firesd7306 9 месяцев назад +57

      @@erkantiryaki5542 bard got divorced and didn't know he had children

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement 7 месяцев назад +178

    I've never watched a D&D campaign before, nor played, but goddamn was this a way to start.
    Also can I just say how much I LOVE the art made for this video?? Wafferscotch did amazing.
    0:05 Campaign poster, entering the Walmart.
    20:40 Barbarian slicing the Hotpocket in half while the Bard lays in milk.
    32:56 Barabarian in his dress punching the Mannikin disguised as him.
    44:45 Wizard freezing the Mop and giant Roomba.
    1:02:25 Wizard kickflipping and magic missiling the Legosaur, while the Barbarian pogs. xD
    1:14:43 And finally Barbarian snapping the staff in the middle of town, while the Wizard holding her nail gun and the Bard holding his limited edition Nintendo Switch with a level 50 Charizard cheer him on.

    • @Sharkwithgun
      @Sharkwithgun 3 месяца назад +7

      I know right! The art for this is so weird but so amazing in every single way

  • @RedMage95
    @RedMage95 4 месяца назад +72

    There's not enough Bert love. Just this random employee disinterestedly doing his job even as weird adventure stuff happens around him. Then he becomes mayor.

  • @jesustyronechrist2330
    @jesustyronechrist2330 9 месяцев назад +1770

    I love how the Twitch chat actually managed to roleplay into the wizard's and bard's divorce with good taste.

    • @theepicduck6922
      @theepicduck6922 9 месяцев назад +267

      They even rekindled lost love. How well done.

    • @mariustan9275
      @mariustan9275 9 месяцев назад +82

      Yes. Best couple dynamic I've seen, and it doesn't get stale. I should steal that.

    • @AgentNico11
      @AgentNico11 9 месяцев назад +57

      Twitch chat has a lot of experience due to all their divorces

    • @BlackMoonHowls
      @BlackMoonHowls 8 месяцев назад +4

      @@mariustan9275 Yeah, like I'm about to steal your joke? Krusty The Clown bit, much?

  • @vibesmostchill4021
    @vibesmostchill4021 9 месяцев назад +2811

    Watching the wizard go from magic and illusions to milk and kickflips is the greatest power boost since Chatopia got the Girlboss Army

    • @erust1137
      @erust1137 9 месяцев назад +420

      Sentences that would kill a caveman for 500

    • @owenhopkins4239
      @owenhopkins4239 9 месяцев назад +48

      @@erust1137that is golden

    • @neminem233
      @neminem233 9 месяцев назад +8

      Hey hold up when did that happen?

    • @spunkyes7111
      @spunkyes7111 9 месяцев назад +40

      @@neminem233in the taking over the world videos

    • @JuanTheBuan
      @JuanTheBuan 9 месяцев назад +29

      @@erust1137 Top 10 Sentences that would kill a caveman by WatchMojo

  • @Copter200
    @Copter200 7 месяцев назад +152

    The bard relentlessly roasting everyone/everything is just perfect 😂

  • @AnnaKowalczyk-gn4nj
    @AnnaKowalczyk-gn4nj 7 месяцев назад +51

    I love the fact that they target the Dino nugget emotionally.

  • @TooMuchTime745
    @TooMuchTime745 9 месяцев назад +1887

    the dynamic of the bard and the wizard hating each other while the barbarian just does the most unpredictable things is great

    • @silentnight6810
      @silentnight6810 9 месяцев назад +291

      It's a very love-hate relationship, though I feel like their relationship was better latter in the vid.

    • @SohiHien
      @SohiHien 9 месяцев назад +219

      @@silentnight6810 Fighting together for their lives clearly was fixing their broken relationship lol.

    • @purp4168
      @purp4168 9 месяцев назад +163

      It felt like a himbo and two toxic exs were in a polyamory, babysitting a useless Walgreen's CEO and fighting a lego dinosaur with Molotovs

    • @leonardorolingstella8554
      @leonardorolingstella8554 9 месяцев назад +35

      @@purp4168 That's oddly specific

    • @kitchen_sponge
      @kitchen_sponge 9 месяцев назад +67

      ​@@purp4168 isn't this just every D&D game once you reach a certain point

  • @clementinekitten8305
    @clementinekitten8305 9 месяцев назад +1126

    the wizard rolling a nat 20 on kicking awake her near-dead ex-husband absolutely broke me

    • @chloesantos8637
      @chloesantos8637 9 месяцев назад +91

      it's so GOOD

    • @wildestman283
      @wildestman283 9 месяцев назад +112

      i don't think she was actually intending to revive the bard, she really just wanted to beat up her near dead ex husband for the last time

    • @erkantiryaki5542
      @erkantiryaki5542 9 месяцев назад +113

      ​@@wildestman283 Nah i think she just knew what he was in to. She even yelled wake up.

    • @wildestman283
      @wildestman283 9 месяцев назад +47

      @@erkantiryaki5542 kinky

    • @erkantiryaki5542
      @erkantiryaki5542 9 месяцев назад +60

      ​@@wildestman283 Well it worked so it kinda means that kinks saves live...

  • @jarethanson8775
    @jarethanson8775 8 месяцев назад +88

    This is genuinely one of the most fun and entertaining concepts for a stream I've ever seen
    This had better be a series

  • @mimimshock
    @mimimshock 5 месяцев назад +26

    3:24 “he always did this during our marriage”
    THE LOREEEE

  • @GooberM47
    @GooberM47 9 месяцев назад +2692

    these guys really brought a walmart alive just to suffer in agony and burn for a few minutes before death

    • @MystralThunder
      @MystralThunder 9 месяцев назад +307

      And get revenge on Porky!

    • @itsathing3369
      @itsathing3369 9 месяцев назад +33

      Based

    • @NoorinStuff
      @NoorinStuff 9 месяцев назад +104

      Honestly if I were the walmart I'd be proud even if I die since I killed Porky

    • @nobledamask
      @nobledamask 9 месяцев назад +29

      As someone who works at Walmart… good.

    • @haitruongminh269
      @haitruongminh269 9 месяцев назад +65

      If Walmart wasn't sentient, it would have crumbled down and crushed everyone, being sentient made it structurally sounded and gave enough time for them to run out alive. It was a genius idea from chat actually.

  • @sobasicallyisuck7656
    @sobasicallyisuck7656 9 месяцев назад +3570

    The fact the barbarian got mostly low roles but still somehow contributed to most of the game is peak DND

    • @ryanrong495
      @ryanrong495 9 месяцев назад +348

      who says you need 10 luck points when you got 10 strength points

    • @leithaziz2716
      @leithaziz2716 9 месяцев назад +368

      Barbarian is the ultimate himbo. He makes the biggest contributions through pure accident.

    • @communadog7874
      @communadog7874 9 месяцев назад +339

      He always got the most fun chatters, he probably made the porky fight fifty times shorter with how much he threw him around

    • @nutmegdoesstuff1339
      @nutmegdoesstuff1339 9 месяцев назад +259

      ​@@communadog7874Yeah, probably a bit hard to be an evil mastermind when you're too busy suffering from like 10 concussions.

    • @Holocoasterr
      @Holocoasterr 9 месяцев назад +94

      ​@@communadog7874love when he just shouted "WHAT?!"

  • @SuraimuWasTaken
    @SuraimuWasTaken 6 месяцев назад +62

    Doug: Does Walmart sell nail guns?
    Also Doug: Suddenly! The washer walks up and grabs a bottle of hydrochloric acid!

  • @Thatonestupidumbreon
    @Thatonestupidumbreon 7 месяцев назад +63

    This needs to be done again, everyone stayed in character, the ending was amazing and since they still have the curse, it can lead to another adventure with the characters!

  • @anunprofessionalfrog1180
    @anunprofessionalfrog1180 9 месяцев назад +1927

    This story is incredible. At first glance, it seems like a boring story of three adventurers following a basic storyline, but after watching, you find that it’s so much more. To begin with, Porky’s eventual betrayal is expertly foreshadowed, so subtle that it’s unforeseeable the first time you watch, but then you realize that the story might be deeper, that maybe Porky did have good intentions at the beginning, but the torment he receives from the adventurers changes him, molding him to be more like them to the point that he would betray them. Another incredible plot point is the nature of the three main characters’ goals. Each treasure obtained by them reflects something within their personality. The orc wanted to be prettier, and so he took the dress. But, in the end, he found that the true beauty was within himself all along. As for the wizard, she took the nailgun to represent her desire to rebuild her relationship with the bard, nail by nail. Lastly, the bard took the Limited Edition Let’s Go Pikachu Nintendo Switch™ because, throughout the entire story, he was a manchild who didn’t really care about the others and would rather play Let’s go Pikachu in his basement than pay child support.

    • @erikdenoob8053
      @erikdenoob8053 9 месяцев назад +228

      the bard one caught me off-guard, but nice summary of goals

    • @ailbedraper3327
      @ailbedraper3327 9 месяцев назад +57

      classic porky

    • @Flufflord_Puffball
      @Flufflord_Puffball 9 месяцев назад +16

      tbh I was able to predict it on the first watch

    • @Pilligrim-gd3oe
      @Pilligrim-gd3oe 9 месяцев назад +23

      Based bard

    • @First-to-last
      @First-to-last 9 месяцев назад +69

      No the bard got the switch to give his kids he didmt know about

  • @doll7186
    @doll7186 9 месяцев назад +1751

    No one talking about how bard was consistently getting railed by bad roles, truly an accurate DND campaign

    • @Romashka_Sov
      @Romashka_Sov 9 месяцев назад +256

      Demn, Bard trying to seduce a dragon (even if Lego one) is the most bard thing ever

    • @pizzarequiem3448
      @pizzarequiem3448 9 месяцев назад +99

      To be fair, at first he wasnt getting touched and constantly dodged the attacks, and the wizard got a n20 to revive him

    • @gavynegoldsmith4791
      @gavynegoldsmith4791 8 месяцев назад +15

      @@pizzarequiem3448 the first bard took all the luck out of them for the whole game AND the wizard CLUTCHED THE WHOLE CAMPAIN NEVER LOST NEVER WAVERED

  • @slowno2359
    @slowno2359 8 месяцев назад +45

    Barbarian: NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT??
    Porky: N-NEVER GI-GIVE UPP😭
    But seriously I want more videos like this, best idea I've seen for DND. Love the ai voices and the chats take on the characters. I can only pray for more of these

  • @evolutionaryz3055
    @evolutionaryz3055 8 месяцев назад +67

    MAKE THIS A SERIES, AS A LONG TIME D&D PLAYER MYSELF, THIS WAS ONE OF THE MOST ENTERTAINING THINGS I'VE EVER SEEN LMAO

  • @XeroSythe_
    @XeroSythe_ 9 месяцев назад +4007

    The wizard was the absolute beast out of the group, with her kick flips and her attacks, as well as LITERALLY REVIVING THE BARD WITH A KICK, LIKE BRO WHO GETS A NAT 20 ON THAT?!?!

    • @gavynegoldsmith4791
      @gavynegoldsmith4791 8 месяцев назад +333

      the wizard because she is the goat

    • @joshuafrazier3904
      @joshuafrazier3904 7 месяцев назад +47

      That’s what I’m saying!!

    • @Wetsock380
      @Wetsock380 7 месяцев назад +171

      She also suplexed walter at the end!

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 7 месяцев назад +10

      E‎ ‎

    • @joshualee1685
      @joshualee1685 6 месяцев назад +78

      I need an anime of this so badly: we got the brawns for brain barbarian, flirty but reliable bard and sadistic kickflipping wizzard

  • @StuffandThings_
    @StuffandThings_ 9 месяцев назад +2096

    Okay, but _why was chat remarkably coherent for this?!?! That was not expected_

    • @n0vitski
      @n0vitski 9 месяцев назад +155

      Because it's a select person playing for a short amount of time instead of random messages from chat.

    • @bazzel1059
      @bazzel1059 9 месяцев назад +41

      ​@@n0vitskibut isn't the person still randomly selected?

    • @d5hadow858
      @d5hadow858 9 месяцев назад +138

      @@bazzel1059 Each person would have been watching the same stream. Most wanted to stay in character I suppose.

    • @olgierdvoneverec4135
      @olgierdvoneverec4135 9 месяцев назад +111

      ​@@n0vitskiconsidering the city skylines stream where they become mayor, it's still impressive.
      I guess D&D just matched their chaotic energy.

    • @bazzel1059
      @bazzel1059 9 месяцев назад +16

      @@d5hadow858 and this is what I find really impressive. This was a great stream.

  • @AethusalaAeon
    @AethusalaAeon 7 месяцев назад +26

    As a walmart worker. I can say this is VERY realistic roleplay it happens all the time.

  • @Simmlex
    @Simmlex 8 месяцев назад +13

    As someone who played and DM-ed many DnD games before (I honestly expected nothing of chat) this was actually very well an and played game. The players had a lot fo fun, they took the game seriously and not seriously enough as it should be, they played their characters very well and they even craftd a bit of lore for them. Honestly this was just great.

  • @tremji08
    @tremji08 9 месяцев назад +1852

    This needs to be a series. I would watch hundreds of videos of these characters doing different challenges.

  • @nuteniumtokyo8248
    @nuteniumtokyo8248 9 месяцев назад +3231

    Twitch chats ability to commit so hard to some random bits another chatter started hours ago is incredible. The Mages obsession with milk springs to mind

    • @nameredacted6221
      @nameredacted6221 9 месяцев назад +322

      And every barbarian hated porky

    • @Crunchhman
      @Crunchhman 9 месяцев назад +156

      @@nameredacted6221everyone hated porky

    • @fibsh546
      @fibsh546 9 месяцев назад +122

      In the words of yet other chat members:
      " 'Milk' "

    • @collincaperton6718
      @collincaperton6718 9 месяцев назад +24

      ​@@Crunchhmanthe bard didn't

    • @Emma.S.
      @Emma.S. 9 месяцев назад +110

      Also the kickflips and red dress. Beautiful synergy from chat

  • @randomthings8801
    @randomthings8801 7 месяцев назад +24

    12:33 the implied kinkiness of their past relationship was one of my favorite parts.

  • @emrysmcgee4994
    @emrysmcgee4994 7 месяцев назад +34

    Revisiting this video. Who ever does DougDougs art is a true artist, brings so much life to the descriptions told by doug.

    • @legaming4859
      @legaming4859 4 месяца назад +4

      Waferscotch made the artwork it says so in the description

  • @SuperGamersgames
    @SuperGamersgames 9 месяцев назад +2115

    I love how the wizard tried buying soup in the clothing department. A true woman of culture.

    • @unexardiximarion1920
      @unexardiximarion1920 9 месяцев назад +314

      "Why are you trying to buy clothes at the soup store?"

    • @goldenstar_64
      @goldenstar_64 9 месяцев назад +228

      WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO BUY SOUP AT THE CLOTHES STORE??!?!?

    • @dudebroud-hx4lo
      @dudebroud-hx4lo 9 месяцев назад +64

      ​@@goldenstar_64There's only clothing isles in here!

    • @magnusvonbraun9870
      @magnusvonbraun9870 9 месяцев назад +54

      “Well then get out of the soup isle!”

    • @dudebroud-hx4lo
      @dudebroud-hx4lo 9 месяцев назад +48

      @@magnusvonbraun9870 There's just more clothing.

  • @SecondBestArtMuseum
    @SecondBestArtMuseum 9 месяцев назад +890

    0:47:09 “Porky! I’m…. Not sorry. At All.” Favorite line from this whole game. Perfect delivery.

    • @spk._
      @spk._ 9 месяцев назад +68

      It was so perfectly worded too, even the robot voice heard it's calling to give it's best performance

    • @bobboberson6792
      @bobboberson6792 9 месяцев назад +12

      With the bard trying to seduce the washing machine right after lol. This whole thing is hilarious.

    • @yololove7722
      @yololove7722 9 месяцев назад +7

      @@bobboberson6792”Hey, wanna see how I get my name?”

    • @StuffandThings_
      @StuffandThings_ 9 месяцев назад

      Honestly can't even blame Porky for turning against the group at the end

    • @jaxsterminator8634
      @jaxsterminator8634 2 месяца назад +2

      The way the voice dropped at the end really sells it

  • @tobedetermined1564
    @tobedetermined1564 7 месяцев назад +26

    Fucking incredible
    The barbarian was literally just a barbarian, dumb, pure violence, but the pat on porky's head after just throwing him is purely in character
    The bard just straight up had no rizz
    And the wizard absolutely CARRIED this campaign with the power of M I L K
    Oh yeah and porky was there...
    R.I.P bozo

  • @BaneOfZane
    @BaneOfZane Месяц назад +4

    SPOILERS
    This definite played out well. Good pacing, solid DM, crazy rolls in crazy situations, it had romance, tears, bloodshed, motivational moments, comedic downfalls, one-liners, just the right density and numeracy of flavor text to make the characters not only likable, but blend well together too. They even made the roles their own, and future players stuck with the running jokes. I personally like the barbarian, colloquially personified as the dense character, comes up with the idea to turn Walmart sentient to kill the plot twist villain. It's the kind of character growth I love to see.

  • @MinniMaster
    @MinniMaster 9 месяцев назад +2370

    If this continues I honestly hope it's with the same characters. I'm like... unimaginably invested in the Bard and Wizard's romance.

    • @HiruzenShireshard
      @HiruzenShireshard 9 месяцев назад +59

      Same!!

    • @go-away-5555
      @go-away-5555 9 месяцев назад +93

      I want different characters each time with a new chat poll for personality every time

    • @SecondBestArtMuseum
      @SecondBestArtMuseum 9 месяцев назад +56

      We need them to continue it! Think of their kids!!!

    • @revilno
      @revilno 9 месяцев назад +148

      I love how the Bard and Wizard were divorced but they just kept thirsting over each other

    • @nightfallsongbird
      @nightfallsongbird 9 месяцев назад +89

      @@revilnoit’s a trope as old as time and it’s glorious

  • @afluka
    @afluka 9 месяцев назад +1889

    I'm actually impressed at how well designed the Walmart dungeon is. Difficulty progression is on point, and every floor has unique mechanics which keep things interesting. It's inspiring, really.
    And "Cleanup on isle 5" was one of the most badass action hero one-liners I've heard in recent years. Great players all around!

    • @benjaminguzman3428
      @benjaminguzman3428 9 месяцев назад +130

      Idk if you watched the stream live or vod, but there was a whole other electronics room with a ps5 vs Xbox gang war going on that didn't even make it

    • @ggundercover3681
      @ggundercover3681 9 месяцев назад +13

      @@benjaminguzman3428 oh, cool now i need to watch the vod. thank you

    • @skell6134
      @skell6134 9 месяцев назад +15

      @@benjaminguzman3428 I mean,they didnt go to electronics room tho . -.

    • @meperleaper
      @meperleaper 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@skell6134he’s lying ignore him

    • @meperleaper
      @meperleaper 9 месяцев назад

      @@skell6134I watched it all

  • @DeathsWarmEmbrace666
    @DeathsWarmEmbrace666 6 месяцев назад +20

    If Doug did a video with other RUclipsrs, each of their chats could be a character in the campaign. That could be so funny. Each chat can vote on their specific characters traits, and do a new DND style campaign like this.

  • @jarodchen7667
    @jarodchen7667 5 месяцев назад +12

    Homestly Doug's storytelling is so engaging and also hilarious, you can really tell he puts a lot of effort into these ideas. He was the perfect DM

  • @iamontda
    @iamontda 9 месяцев назад +1283

    I'm surprised by how cooperative chat was and how consistent each chat member was when playing their characters. Super fun

    • @FatalHog
      @FatalHog 9 месяцев назад +140

      This was probably one of the better streams in chats sector, sometimes (and we dont generally see this) but chat gets kinda bad in dougs chat about X topics, but like this stream had alot of cooperation and chat was pretty cool too. I think one of the chatters couldnt get in for like 15 minutes cuz his internet went out, so they waited but he never was able to come back, but the fact they waited was really cool to me.

    • @Dragonoidalpha
      @Dragonoidalpha 9 месяцев назад +10

      ​@@FatalHogthat is nice lol

    • @DerfyRed
      @DerfyRed 9 месяцев назад +8

      Was it follower only for getting to play a character? Seems like everyone was way too nice for random twitch goers

    • @KWBR1123
      @KWBR1123 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@FatalHogwhat are x topics

    • @AlexMitchell12
      @AlexMitchell12 9 месяцев назад +8

      @@KWBR1123 Nothing in particular because it depends on the day / stream, X just stands for "insert applicable topic here"

  • @riverscuomo7140
    @riverscuomo7140 9 месяцев назад +1593

    "This is for my husband" was maybe the sweetest way to end the Bard and Wizard divorce arc (I'm just gonna pretend the Bard asking for another divorce after failing to rizz up the dragon was a joke). The chatters made these characters so funny and endearing

    • @kevinhenrique4256
      @kevinhenrique4256 9 месяцев назад +209

      Considering the Fact that they continue to Flirt after the Second Divorce yeah it was a Joke,Also the Revivak Kick LOL,only a Kick out of true love can revive someone like that

    • @sonicdml4175
      @sonicdml4175 8 месяцев назад +36

      A bit after that he says he wants to divorce the dragon, so he may have been talking to that

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 7 месяцев назад +1

      E‎ ‎

  • @yourpalal4596
    @yourpalal4596 7 месяцев назад +52

    I loved the development of the characters regardless of who controlled them - Wizard and Bard were exes, then they rekindled their marriage, and now they might even have a polycule going with Barbarian

  • @nijistrems6763
    @nijistrems6763 6 месяцев назад +9

    I wasn’t entirely sure what I was getting myself into when I clicked on the video but, babagaboosh’s presence at 1:01 told me I was in for a ride

  • @AuraMaster7
    @AuraMaster7 9 месяцев назад +1466

    I love the Barbarian just constantly failing every attack he does for like 2 floors straight

    • @Shoulderpads-mcgee
      @Shoulderpads-mcgee 9 месяцев назад +259

      And the bard having absolutely no rizz

    • @Chaotic_evil_duck
      @Chaotic_evil_duck 9 месяцев назад +183

      ​@@Shoulderpads-mcgeeand The Wizard being absolutely op

    • @PaasolOfficial
      @PaasolOfficial 9 месяцев назад +83

      And yet the Barbarian still managed to be centerpiece for 3 of the 5 art pieces

    • @MaoMaster69
      @MaoMaster69 9 месяцев назад +83

      And he never used his 1-time ability. THATS MY BARBARIAN

    • @The_Serious_Chicken
      @The_Serious_Chicken 9 месяцев назад +58

      I think you mean succeeding on all his throws, as they all cause damage to Porky

  • @ktvindicare
    @ktvindicare 9 месяцев назад +1260

    Just like the first AI tournament, it's the fanart that takes this from great to legendary. That image of the kickflipping Wizard is just pure art.

    • @jessefanshaw8948
      @jessefanshaw8948 9 месяцев назад +25

      the fanart full pics are not ai right? if so do you know who is the artist?

    • @LibrarianOfLeng
      @LibrarianOfLeng 9 месяцев назад +128

      ​@@jessefanshaw8948artist is Wafferscotch I believe

    • @user-uk6tc2ju6x
      @user-uk6tc2ju6x 9 месяцев назад +13

      I wanted to see the wizard suplexing walter

    • @snackwayz4216
      @snackwayz4216 9 месяцев назад +21

      I was a bit disappointed by the ai stuff but after I saw the real art I was extremely grateful

    • @bebgab1971
      @bebgab1971 9 месяцев назад

      timestamp for this?

  • @HereButGone-SorryFerret
    @HereButGone-SorryFerret 4 месяца назад +7

    Best line imo: 'Do therapist.. AND GET DRUNK!' -Daepicviewer barbarian

  • @armagedonthe1gamer
    @armagedonthe1gamer 5 месяцев назад +4

    Honestly love this style of simplified dnd, did this with my friends when first getting into it in highschool and some of my fondest memories are from it.

  • @milogop3574
    @milogop3574 9 месяцев назад +2217

    This was such a good idea.
    The AI voices for the players was a perfect way to bring life to the characters.
    I love how the characters’ personalities developed with each twitch chatter who played them.
    It was set up so damn well with the maps, the enemies, the special effects, everything. Doug ran the game very well - obviously he’s been a dungeon master before.
    I hope to see more of this in the future!!

    • @scrungobeepis5443
      @scrungobeepis5443 9 месяцев назад +112

      Indeed, the foul witch Babagaboosh is still out there, and our heroes may have accepted her (his?) curse but that cannot be said for their other victims… this story is not over, I only hope Douglas Douglas will grant us our deserved sequel

    • @FED0RA
      @FED0RA 9 месяцев назад +16

      @@scrungobeepis5443 yeah, maybe the story continues with a different cast

    • @Wendeta-hq2cp
      @Wendeta-hq2cp 8 месяцев назад +32

      ​@@FED0RA
      That'd be cool! But I'd kinda miss the constant marrying and divorcing of the Bard and Wizard. Trully riveting stuff right there!

    • @FED0RA
      @FED0RA 8 месяцев назад +9

      @@Wendeta-hq2cp maybe in the finale, theres gonna be 8 characters, the old cast, and the new

    • @Soons..
      @Soons.. 8 месяцев назад +2

      Anyone know what he’s using for the maps? I would like to use it for my DND campaign.

  • @potatofish7730
    @potatofish7730 9 месяцев назад +1083

    I love the dynamic in this stream between the dumb but lovable barbarian, the intelligent and athletic wizard, and cdawgva

    • @katiekatecat
      @katiekatecat 9 месяцев назад +60

      underrated comment

    • @HarryLLC
      @HarryLLC 9 месяцев назад +37

      That was exactly what I thought lol

    • @requiemforameme1
      @requiemforameme1 9 месяцев назад +47

      I can hear the “I’M BOOSTED!” and “I’M THROWING!!” from here.

    • @michaualtington
      @michaualtington 9 месяцев назад +2

      the polygamous dream

    • @princess_sunny
      @princess_sunny 9 месяцев назад

      HELP

  • @minecraftgamer2536
    @minecraftgamer2536 Месяц назад +6

    WE NEED MORE D&D CAMPAIGNS MAKE IT A SERIES

  • @gabrielhawthorne4484
    @gabrielhawthorne4484 7 месяцев назад +11

    This is literally the most entertaining D&D campaign I've seen in a long time.

  • @0zNIE
    @0zNIE 9 месяцев назад +840

    i love that the barbarian didnt HAVE to make the walmart alive but chose to give it sentience only for it to have agonizing pain and die minutes later. brutal lol

    • @lifinale
      @lifinale 9 месяцев назад +269

      No, he had to. If he hadn’t, then he couldn’t have commanded him to land on Porky.

    • @kitta8060
      @kitta8060 9 месяцев назад +94

      @@lifinale Definitely worth.

    • @csmrookie9600
      @csmrookie9600 9 месяцев назад +88

      He wanted to give that Walmart its well-earned right to get back at the one who harmed it.

  • @tis4tru504
    @tis4tru504 9 месяцев назад +1120

    The rekindling relationship between the wizard and the bard was by far my favorite part. Peak character development

    • @kitchen_sponge
      @kitchen_sponge 9 месяцев назад +225

      Rare moment of chat understanding consistency, having the relationship reach its zenith with the wizard rolling a nat 20 and kicking the bard wide awake in an act of hatred, bitterness, and romance
      10/10 better than twilight

    • @BlahBlahBlahppt
      @BlahBlahBlahppt 9 месяцев назад +109

      True Love's Kick

    • @DishonoredRat
      @DishonoredRat 9 месяцев назад +50

      Even tho the wizard would prefer the barbarian, but he already has someone and that someone is BERT

    • @toebrother
      @toebrother 9 месяцев назад +32

      That and the Walmart building sacrificing itself to kill Porky and save the town. He was the true hero o7

    • @sketcher445
      @sketcher445 9 месяцев назад +6

      @@DishonoredRatWasn't Bert his brother?

  • @agintwolf4345
    @agintwolf4345 7 месяцев назад +2

    4:11 I’ll bet you most DMs have said some version of that sentence.

  • @ErikStewart-is1hm
    @ErikStewart-is1hm 3 месяца назад +5

    42:36 you roast a mop so hard he ducking dies 💀💀💀

  • @curtisshollenbeck1515
    @curtisshollenbeck1515 9 месяцев назад +939

    "We have your staff, you're covered in milk, and the Walmart is burning"
    Broke me

    • @ChronoTriggerHappy
      @ChronoTriggerHappy 6 месяцев назад +49

      all being uttered by a petite blonde haired elf pointing a nail gun directly at his forehead, best mental image.

    • @WolfwhiteFox
      @WolfwhiteFox 5 месяцев назад +9

      Average Amazing World Of Gumball Episode,

  • @NorthoftheBorder
    @NorthoftheBorder 9 месяцев назад +18836

    I'm trying to work while watching this, but I'm so engrossed in the story that I can't concentrate on anything else.

    • @lemonyfresh9279
      @lemonyfresh9279 9 месяцев назад +284

      Love your channel! If I don't see an upload on Friday, it will have been for a great cause 😄

    • @garrettord3304
      @garrettord3304 9 месяцев назад +64

      Orange juice concentrate

    • @dazcar2203
      @dazcar2203 9 месяцев назад +233

      can we get a divorced kickflipping wizard model

    • @dont-worry-I-jest
      @dont-worry-I-jest 9 месяцев назад +8

      Oh hey

    • @GamesRUs-bj2ut
      @GamesRUs-bj2ut 9 месяцев назад +3

      Accurate

  • @perrywakeman4087
    @perrywakeman4087 8 месяцев назад +11

    I got bored, so here are some character concepts for any future sessions of this game
    Rogue
    The rogue plays hard and fast. He has an AC of 14 so he can be a little squishy at times, but he more than makes up for it in his speed and wit, dashing around the battlefield with his dual daggers, and striking when enemies least expect it.
    Ac - 14
    Every turn - sneak attack
    Gets stronger if the rogue manages to sneak up on an enemy
    Once per floor - stealth mode
    The rogue becomes stealthy until they get hit by an attack, or land an attack. Their AC increases to 16 and sneak attacks strength buff is guaranteed to trigger when they land an attack.
    Once per floor - Pickpocket
    The rogue steals something from an enemy. That enemies attacks becomes weaker, and the rogue gains a useful item (determined by Doug based on what enemy gets pickpocketed)
    Once per stream - Disguise
    The rogue disguises themselves as an enemy. They must make a check every turn to maintain this disguise. While disguised, the rogue gains that enemies abilities until hit by an attack, or until they fail the check, at which point they transform back to their original form
    Warlock
    The warlock is a destructive magic user, who's demonic pact allows them to literally rain down hell on enemies. They have an AC of 12, so are vulnerable to enemy attacks. There magic can also be a bit temperamental at times, with its strength depending on their demonic patron
    Every turn - eldritch blast
    The warlock fires a blast of dark energy at an enemy. If it hits, Doug rolls on a random table as it deals a random effect to the enemy
    Once per floor - tender tentacles
    A clutch of tender tentacles reach out and grasp an enemy. If it hits, that enemy cannot move until their next turn
    Once per floor - Warped wings
    For the next 3 turns, the warlock sprouts demonic wings. These wings allow the warlock to fly and double his movement speed. The warlock can perform another action on the turn he uses this move.
    Once per session - summon fiend
    The warlock summons a fiend. It has three hit points, an AC of 15, and a claw attack. Every turn, the warlock makes a check to maintain control of the fiend. If he fails, he loses control of the fiend, and it becomes a neutral party that attacks whatever is closest.
    Druid
    The druid gains power from nature, and vice versa. with an AC of 14, and wielding a staff they command the armies of nature, including animals and plants. They use these powers to push and pull enemies around, taking control of the battlefield.
    Every turn - thorn whip
    The druid attacks with a thorned vine. If the attack hits, the enemy is moved two squares towards the druid.
    Once per floor - animal spirit
    The druid summons a tiny animal spirit to perform tasks for him. The spirit goes before the druid every turn, has one hit point and an AC of ten. Its attacks deal no damage, instead weakening the enemies next attack.
    Once per floor - bramble bush
    The druid creates a bramble bush. The bush takes up a total of six spaces in any shape, and if someone walks into it, they must succeed a check, or take damage. They can also thorn whip, or stampede an enemy into or through a bush.
    Once per session - stampede
    The druid sends forth a stampede that attacks every enemy in a three square wide line. And pushes them back two squares if they're hit.
    These next few are the ones that are a little lesser known classes, but I thought they'd be cool in concept
    Artificer
    The artificer combines magic and technology in a beautiful majesty. They have an AC of 15, which is nothing to scoff at. They command an arsenal of magical machines, blasting away with aoe damage each and elemental attacks. And also a Glock 19.
    Every turn - shock gauntlets
    The artificer wields a pair of gauntlets that can punch with an electrical shock. They deal extra damage to enemies weak to electricity, and conduct damage between adjacent enemies
    Once per floor - Flame bomb
    Hits everyone in a three by three area nearby. Stronger against enemies weak to fire.
    Once per floor - Frost blaster
    Fires a cone of ice forward, that goes three squares forward, and one additional square wider on both sides every space forward it goes. Stronger against enemies weak to ice.
    Once per session - Glock 19
    This ancient artefact is almost impossible to fully understand. The artificer needs to roll a 18 or higher to use it, but if you do, it can instantly kill one enemy.
    Dragoon
    The dragoon is an armoured knight, charging forward with his spear and with honour in his heart. He has an AC of 16, making him hard to hit, and specialises in charges and leadership
    Every turn - Spear Dash.
    When attacking, the dragoon can choose to move forward an additional two squares in a straight line, stopping if he hits an enemy.
    Once per floor - Spear Jump
    The dragoon jumps four spaces, moving over obstacles and enemies, and attacking immediately when he lands.
    Once per session - Dragonfire Lance
    For the next three turns, The dragoon leaves a trail of fire wherever he moves, including additional movement granted by spear dash and jump
    I'll be honest, I'm not the best at game design, so any balanced based critiques are welcome. I might make more in the future if I get bored again

  • @bigdawg7000
    @bigdawg7000 6 месяцев назад +9

    Your chat is so wholesome lmfao.
    As someone who has never cared about DnD one bit, this really was entertaining to me.

  • @SuspiciousTemmie
    @SuspiciousTemmie 9 месяцев назад +26196

    This NEEDS to become a series, Twitch chat playing D&D is way funnier than it has any right to be and I absolutely love it
    Edit: We got our wish guys, it happened

  • @sitcatz9249
    @sitcatz9249 9 месяцев назад +1262

    When the bard nearly died I expected an emotional scene where the wizard would cast the forbidden un-divorce spell so that she could be married to him again and thus able to share one of her hearts with him. Gotta admit though, saving the bard by just bluntly kicking him was way more in character and had me dying.

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 9 месяцев назад +184

      Never understand true love's kick.

    • @placeholderdoe
      @placeholderdoe 9 месяцев назад +41

      Thankfully it didn’t have the bard dying

    • @saasdsadasgamer2596
      @saasdsadasgamer2596 9 месяцев назад +41

      So the bard was a masochist all along

    • @derpfluidvariant0916
      @derpfluidvariant0916 9 месяцев назад +72

      @@saasdsadasgamer2596 bro came back from the brink by getting stepped on.

    • @tinorandom
      @tinorandom 9 месяцев назад +14

      @@derpfluidvariant0916LMAOOOOOOO

  • @shadowfighter2461
    @shadowfighter2461 6 месяцев назад +5

    the next final boss for your next campaign should be "Amalgamation"
    the gimmick? the entirety of twitch chat controls it via polls and clickmaps. Halfway through the fight, Amalgamation splits into two, allowing A Crew and Z crew to exist.
    the downside though, is that the heroes know all the bosses' moves, because you'd have to show the different moves to twitch chat.

  • @ghrocker99661
    @ghrocker99661 8 месяцев назад +12

    Doug is such a fantastic story teller/improver! I hope that he does another one of these soon

  • @mqfii8992
    @mqfii8992 9 месяцев назад +501

    I don't know what's the best thing of this group:
    - The fashionista Barbarian
    - The 0 rizz Bard
    - The badass kickflipping Wizard

    • @thehumanvacuum3413
      @thehumanvacuum3413 9 месяцев назад +10

      Yes

    • @ashb7
      @ashb7 9 месяцев назад +41

      They're all the best thing. They complete each other
      Just kidding, it was obviously Porky

    • @Ertorew
      @Ertorew 9 месяцев назад +18

      ​@@ashb7i will have porky for dinner

    • @GarfieldtheMoviefeaturingBill
      @GarfieldtheMoviefeaturingBill 9 месяцев назад +18

      I HAVE RIZZ! it just that my wife gets all of my rizz... -Captain_P_Ness

    • @noogidoo2217
      @noogidoo2217 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@GarfieldtheMoviefeaturingBill ex-wife for a reason

  • @Pekkas_Pancakes
    @Pekkas_Pancakes 9 месяцев назад +1687

    the fact that the Bard and the Wizard slowly learn to love again is so beautiful until that amazing moment where the Wizard shouts “This is for my husband!” completely rebuilding there relationship

    • @Lum3t
      @Lum3t 9 месяцев назад +269

      The fact that I got randomly picked for this role is still crazy to me, I hope I played it well!

    • @lunk6867
      @lunk6867 9 месяцев назад +88

      @@Lum3t Legend

    • @onsentd
      @onsentd 9 месяцев назад +67

      ​@@Lum3t legendary, turned out to be my favorite character!

    • @darkpaul1uxgaming269
      @darkpaul1uxgaming269 9 месяцев назад +35

      @@Lum3t At what time you were in control of wizard I want to rewatch your bit.

    • @CommentPositionInformer
      @CommentPositionInformer 9 месяцев назад +33

      @@darkpaul1uxgaming269 39:50 to 44:55

  • @seekay8079
    @seekay8079 6 месяцев назад +8

    I love how the wizard was the only one who actually succeeded in doing literally anything

    • @jeanremi8384
      @jeanremi8384 3 месяца назад +2

      Porky literally managed to bring the whole building down

  • @Mr.Coincidence
    @Mr.Coincidence 23 дня назад +2

    "She can do a kickflip...on almost *anything*"
    *cosmic midwestern emo kicks on in the background.*

  • @Doomguy.666
    @Doomguy.666 9 месяцев назад +577

    “The wizard has discovered the magic of a gun” is a line im using in my next d&d session

    • @gentleshark972
      @gentleshark972 9 месяцев назад +52

      Maybe the real magic was this missile all along is also one I'll be remembering

    • @BearsDenGaming
      @BearsDenGaming 9 месяцев назад +15

      Wizard/Artificer multiclass

    • @TriCutNinja
      @TriCutNinja 9 месяцев назад +13

      @@gentleshark972 That line actually hurt me, I was laughing so hard. Even though the wizard wasn't played by the same people the whole time, all of her lines were hilarious.

  • @Di4mond4rr3l
    @Di4mond4rr3l 9 месяцев назад +674

    It's insane how Doug, while setting up a meme adventure, actually created an incipit where the characters are actually personally interested in solving the problem. A lot of people can't even do that in a normal campaign.

    • @mariox204
      @mariox204 9 месяцев назад +17

      Im new in dnd but is often said that the meme character end being impactfull, maybe doing it to the whole adventure is the secret for character develpment?

    • @Di4mond4rr3l
      @Di4mond4rr3l 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@mariox204 The secret is making the characters with the players, understanding them, and only then creating the adventure off of them

  • @maximilianguntert293
    @maximilianguntert293 3 месяца назад +6

    Hey doug, usualy I am a silent watcher. I neither join your twitch nor do I participate in the comments. Still I have been watching allmost every video on youtube for the last 6 years (+,-).... Anyways I just had to tell you how insane cool I find all your ideas and specificly this dnd idea with the chat as main protagonist. Your level of creativity is astonashing and I hope making all of this accomplishes you as much as it did and does me whenever I get the chance to watch your video. Great work keep it up

  • @UnimportantUser
    @UnimportantUser 6 месяцев назад +7

    I can only imagine Doug's neighbors listening to him screaming and randomly yelling "NAT TWENTAAAAAAAY"

  • @Mr.Potato2900
    @Mr.Potato2900 9 месяцев назад +262

    I like how they didn't do any physical dmg to the dino nuggets
    They just emotionally abuse it to the point it died of a heart attack

    • @bigcheesey5425
      @bigcheesey5425 7 месяцев назад +35

      I like to imagine that it didn't die, it was just so emotionally crippled from the insults that it just laid on the ground crying until Walmart crashed, which killed it.

    • @JustMaxim37
      @JustMaxim37 7 месяцев назад +3

      I mean the spell vicious mockery Exists and it deals Psychic damage.

  • @redbone9553
    @redbone9553 9 месяцев назад +980

    Wizard somehow consistently being the carry of the group proves that being able to do kickflips is paramount to one's personal success.

    • @JoacoG11
      @JoacoG11 9 месяцев назад +4

      Nah the barbarian carried, he was the main character

    • @chimeraofscarlet8610
      @chimeraofscarlet8610 9 месяцев назад +6

      Wizard suplex

    • @appelofdoom8211
      @appelofdoom8211 9 месяцев назад +18

      Wizard was the clutch queen, barbarian tanked the entire world and the bard was support without his healing everyone would've died.
      Just like a real dnd campaign

    • @Underworlder5
      @Underworlder5 9 месяцев назад +19

      @@appelofdoom8211 good call. bard never got any clutch moments of his own, but his healing did keep the team alive. all three of them were needed to succeed

    • @BaumCultist
      @BaumCultist 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@Underworlder5He did save the Wizard with a Nat 20.

  • @speedingyew3048
    @speedingyew3048 Месяц назад +3

    19:29 WHAT!? 🤣🤣

  • @notgilbirth
    @notgilbirth 8 месяцев назад +4

    This is amazing, I love how after each battle we get a drawn scene of what happened and it's insane. You sir get a sub