Mr. Green's Big Break

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  • Опубликовано: 18 апр 2021
  • Today is the 30th Anniversary of Steve's disappearance
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  • @wannabesomeone
    @wannabesomeone 3 года назад +5076

    "Thank you for letting me breathe the same air as you Mr. Green, here's $5,000. Oh by the way, could I borrow $100 to save my child's life?"

    • @Tinlion09
      @Tinlion09 3 года назад +376

      Jonathan Frakes, walking through a smoky set over to a blackjack table: "Would you give a stranger at a casino one hundred dollars...to save the life of their child?"

    • @playedtoomuch5259
      @playedtoomuch5259 3 года назад +121

      "beat it loser"

    • @theoverseer393
      @theoverseer393 3 года назад +180

      Mr Green with 30,000$: Why the hell wouldn’t I?! At worst, I’d be down 100 like a bad bet

    • @here1359
      @here1359 3 года назад +239

      "Mr. Green thank you for saving my child, They grew up to be elon musk here's 924.1^34$

    • @slunkyjones9962
      @slunkyjones9962 2 года назад +19

      This comment almost killed me

  • @maxweII_demon
    @maxweII_demon Год назад +2346

    Jerma sits in the casino for like 12 minutes and he already has a new name, personality, and goals

    • @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth
      @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth 11 месяцев назад +254

      Mr. Green wasn't a bit he was doing. He physically transforms the moment he starts gambling, like Dr. Jekyll turning into Mr. Hyde.

    • @Swordsoulreaver
      @Swordsoulreaver 10 месяцев назад +63

      ​@@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworthbold of you to assume jerma isn't ALWAYS in mr.hyde mode.

    • @theceoofcrackcocaineandamp5961
      @theceoofcrackcocaineandamp5961 6 месяцев назад

      Jerma once came into my work at subway and after ordering like 3 sandwiches he just appeared in a staff uniform and when I asked if he was the same guy who just ordered 3 of the same sandwiches individually he just looked at me with his eyes squinted and just make a noise of disgust and then proceeded to work on the front placing orders until the end of the shift 30 minutes later and when we called him over to bring the cash box out of the cash register and the whole thing was missing along with a whole box of bags of tuna filling from out of the walk in freezer, eventually we had to close down as he learned all of our shift patterns and scammed everyone at different times on different days and the amount of revenue we lost caused the whole store to be closed down because it appeared that we were just wasting tuna on nothing and making no money, so yeah fuck this guy he’s just some zoinked psycho who doesn’t care about anything but money and weed.

    • @anxia-tea5846
      @anxia-tea5846 3 месяца назад +14

      @@Swordsoulreavermr green is actually the jekyll

    • @Pissgaming5
      @Pissgaming5 12 дней назад

      a coore part of jerma streams is that he just makes up a new person,be it windex chocolate guy,byeah,glue man or even mr. green

  • @spicyair710
    @spicyair710 3 года назад +9848

    Mr. Green:
    - gets money from strangers
    - has a crippling gambling addiction
    Jerma:
    - gets money from strangers
    - has a crippling gambling addiction

    • @Luiz997488
      @Luiz997488 3 года назад +143

      underrated statement

    • @mauldin128
      @mauldin128 3 года назад +205

      I do not have a crippling gambling addiction you wouldn't understand it.

    • @outlier9099
      @outlier9099 3 года назад +11

      Coincidence? I think NOT

    • @sandwichmonster7067
      @sandwichmonster7067 3 года назад +81

      Mr Green is post-retirement Jerma

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 3 года назад +126

      Mr. Green is actually the personification of Jerma’s suppressed greed. If Jerma were to drink one of Doctor Jekyll’s potions, Mr. Green would be given form.

  • @crockitz
    @crockitz 3 года назад +2569

    jerma's banned from every casino in Vegas cause he's so small he can see under the cards

    • @transitpointmusic
      @transitpointmusic 2 года назад +59

      He can peek at the hole cards in blackjack

    • @ChiefBigHand
      @ChiefBigHand 2 года назад +109

      BANNED FOR CARD COUNTING

    • @liketocodev
      @liketocodev 2 года назад +21

      isnt jerma also banned from every game

    • @jacobfalardeau676
      @jacobfalardeau676 Год назад +63

      @@liketocodev He's not banned from the slot machines, he's just not able to reach the handle.

    • @paulsween628
      @paulsween628 Год назад +14

      +2

  • @bruhlaro5416
    @bruhlaro5416 3 года назад +5557

    Mr. Greenz is who I am when I find a $20 in the parking lot

    • @Gerelos
      @Gerelos 3 года назад +431

      "Rrraaaaaahhh, I am invincible!"

    • @bruhlaro5416
      @bruhlaro5416 3 года назад +363

      @@Gerelos NO ONE CAN FUCK WITH MR. GREENZ!

    • @jammerr9464
      @jammerr9464 3 года назад +122

      “Stacey’s money”

    • @cyborghyena
      @cyborghyena 3 года назад +98

      YOU AIN'T GOT NOTHING

    • @DandyDoondin
      @DandyDoondin 3 года назад +82

      @@cyborghyena WHAT YOU THINK IM NOT GOOD FOR IT?!

  • @tomcryer1638
    @tomcryer1638 3 года назад +1141

    "Mr Green do you feel anything?"
    "g r e e d"

  • @maxducks2001
    @maxducks2001 3 года назад +13958

    This is Jerma’s best character, and nobody can tell me otherwise. It’s literally just Jerma if his gambling addiction got even more out of control.

    • @wheeperjeeper
      @wheeperjeeper 3 года назад +129

      I'm with you on this one pal! 🤣

    • @Exobiologic
      @Exobiologic 3 года назад +386

      Jerma after retiring from Twitch with his Bits Fortune

    • @LeortisBooks
      @LeortisBooks 3 года назад +419

      This is a man who chose to live in Las Vegas. His addiction has long since gotten out of control

    • @chickencorp.8976
      @chickencorp.8976 3 года назад +304

      Dr. Jerma and Mr. Green

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 3 года назад +117

      @@LeortisBooks Jerma is lost to us. Greenz is now inevitable.

  • @OmegaSword4
    @OmegaSword4 3 года назад +5609

    Mr. Greenz is what Jerma sees in the mirror after blacking out and trying to kill Spider Man

    • @loganwilkens973
      @loganwilkens973 3 года назад +252

      The similarities between jerma and Dafoe are endless

    • @IStandForTJandTAW
      @IStandForTJandTAW 3 года назад +190

      YOU AND ME COULD RULE THIS CITY SPIDER-MAN.

    • @user-qf2rx8ir3n
      @user-qf2rx8ir3n 3 года назад +66

      @Samuel. or we can just eat cheetoes

    • @thegame5126
      @thegame5126 3 года назад +59

      @@user-qf2rx8ir3n with coffee and chicken?

    • @warbossgegguz679
      @warbossgegguz679 3 года назад +68

      THE HEART, OSBOURNE! WE GO FOR THE HEART!

  • @chrisp3082
    @chrisp3082 3 года назад +3641

    At about 28:31 is the moment where Jerma is no longer playing a character, he has done a full Heisenberg level transformation into Mr Greenz

    • @TinyDev
      @TinyDev 2 года назад +316

      The metamorphosis is finally complete.

    • @Litepaw
      @Litepaw 2 года назад +108

      Alex Jones

    • @allighast9714
      @allighast9714 2 года назад +146

      This is the moment jerma became no more, he has become Mr Green

    • @austinbrinser1259
      @austinbrinser1259 2 года назад +164

      “I am not in debt, I AM the debt”

    • @flightsimx
      @flightsimx Год назад +18

      Lol I was going comment the same thing, as soon I heard this, he literally morphed into Mr Green when he won that money lol

  • @madgoomba2509
    @madgoomba2509 3 года назад +7424

    Mr green is the type of guy who would take off his shoes and socks on a airplane

    • @spencechan
      @spencechan 3 года назад +396

      To be fair, he'd be on his own private plane

    • @Skellington77
      @Skellington77 3 года назад +608

      @@spencechan No Mr green would buy the most expensive seat on the plane to show off to the other *peasants*

    • @BambooAcrobatVerte
      @BambooAcrobatVerte 3 года назад +352

      Sorry about the smell. I gotta little toe cheese in dere

    • @Skellington77
      @Skellington77 3 года назад +201

      @@BambooAcrobatVerte why did I have to read this with my jellied eyes.

    • @hyperelliptik
      @hyperelliptik 3 года назад +243

      He'd take off everything and change into a full spa bathrobe attire right in his seat ask the flight attendants to bring him some cucumber slices and expensive avocado lemon face masks (gotta maintain proper green skincare after all)

  • @LockheedLazar
    @LockheedLazar Год назад +1058

    "Ah, the greedy grinner... NEVER has insurance.. " pops into my head at least twice a week, the fact that he invokes the greedy grinner as if its an old family saying that's been passed down for generations to guide young Greens on their quest to win big

    • @dagothkronk348
      @dagothkronk348 11 месяцев назад +42

      30:33

    • @ladykay-lh7wn
      @ladykay-lh7wn 4 месяца назад +5

      @@dagothkronk348 the caption is even green

    • @awesomecoolmanepic996
      @awesomecoolmanepic996 4 месяца назад +7

      HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA.
      *The Greedy Grinner.... NEVER HAS INSURANCE!*

  • @harrysweaponizedstupidity72
    @harrysweaponizedstupidity72 3 года назад +789

    steve was later found with cement shoes in the fountain outside. just standing there with water up to his shins, calling for anyone to help him out

    • @icewater6841
      @icewater6841 2 года назад +96

      They couldn't afford to actually get rid of him lol

    • @yukonhyena2957
      @yukonhyena2957 Год назад +84

      they aren't even cement shoes, Mr. Greenz just tied Steve to some bricks with a shoelace and left him there

    • @popump2617
      @popump2617 Год назад +43

      @@yukonhyena2957 after of course making sure the shoelaces were improperly tied into knots so they couldn't be easily removed

    • @Peztllence
      @Peztllence Год назад +66

      @@popump2617 this wasn't intentional, Mr. Greenz just does not know how to properly tie his shoes, or rather, he lost any fine control of his fingers after years of necrosis.

    • @MYLAR.
      @MYLAR. 4 месяца назад +3

      the mental image has me giggling and kicking my feet

  • @senjubunny
    @senjubunny 3 года назад +983

    mr green probably smells of garlic, cheap cologne and newly unpackaged poker cards all at the same time

    • @johnsalchichon777
      @johnsalchichon777 3 года назад +88

      And limes

    • @Cybersharky_
      @Cybersharky_ 3 года назад

      Degenerate

    • @exetone
      @exetone 3 года назад +91

      And cigars. Definately cigars.

    • @mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853
      @mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853 2 года назад +18

      And brimstone, preferably the one thats on fire.

    • @toceeno874
      @toceeno874 2 года назад +3

      @@Cybersharky_ ehhh, i don't think garlic, cheap cologne, and newly opened poker cards smell isn't enough to warrant calling someone a degenerate

  • @gedcreeper2767
    @gedcreeper2767 3 года назад +2708

    The best part about this is that although Mr. Greenz is a greedy man, every single opportunity he gets to do something nice for some random person, he takes it because he knows that they'll come crawling back with more money for him than what he spent. The strategic genius.

    • @hayk3000
      @hayk3000 2 года назад +311

      He won't save a child's life if he only gets 100$ from it

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 2 года назад +139

      I prefer to think he actually genuinely wants to help, like that lady with the hurt ankle. Gives him more depth.

    • @bluemutt9964
      @bluemutt9964 2 года назад +18

      He's the old man from Lampoon Vegas Vacation

    • @AiluridaeAureus
      @AiluridaeAureus Год назад +1

      @@hayk3000 I like to think that was more of him trying to teach that one moron a life lesson.

    • @bepisthescienceman4202
      @bepisthescienceman4202 Год назад +135

      @@lvbboi9 him being a person who genuinely wants to do good but his luck just destroys any chance for him to be selfless is a really neat concept

  • @chickencorp.8976
    @chickencorp.8976 3 года назад +4367

    The unstoppable force and the immovable object that is Mr. Green

    • @tigertoxins584
      @tigertoxins584 3 года назад +64

      like a natural phenomena

    • @2fortsmostwanted
      @2fortsmostwanted 3 года назад +166

      Green's law as defined in physics is that he won't budge from $10

    • @Fantasiado
      @Fantasiado 3 года назад +44

      The unstoppable force is his gambling addiction

    • @jesren6621
      @jesren6621 3 года назад +39

      the only immovable object in mr Green is the plaque build up in his blood vessels

    • @Patrick.Weightman
      @Patrick.Weightman 2 года назад +7

      @@Fantasiado the immovable object is crippling debt and financial ruin

  • @Xzeihoranth
    @Xzeihoranth 3 года назад +6731

    I love how Mr. Green's voice gradually becomes MORE human and his personality just goes the complete other way.

    • @bigchuks2240
      @bigchuks2240 3 года назад +1178

      With humanity he gained malice

    • @HomekittyL2
      @HomekittyL2 3 года назад +233

      It's a give and take

    • @ssparky544
      @ssparky544 3 года назад +335

      equivalent exchange

    • @poksocks3803
      @poksocks3803 3 года назад +124

      The Mask

    • @Champiness
      @Champiness 3 года назад +580

      A great part that got cut from when they make it to the high-roller suite is Jerma narrating everything in the normal enthusiastic tone he used at the beginning of the game and then switching back to the Mr. Green voice to say “that’s what I still sound like in my head”

  • @shigekigiosenfao9027
    @shigekigiosenfao9027 3 года назад +561

    Mr green be like "AAAAUUEUEEEUEUUREURHGGHRRRRRHGHGHGGGHHHHH . . . I hit"

  • @inspectorcake9637
    @inspectorcake9637 3 года назад +3012

    Why does Mr. Green occasionally have weird moments where he realizes how manic other people are

    • @RickJaeger
      @RickJaeger 3 года назад +780

      He's so busy being the worst and most hectic person in the room, anytime someone surpasses him even for a moment, it catches him off-guard

    • @HyperfixationWizard
      @HyperfixationWizard 3 года назад +318

      Whenever someone becomes more insane than he is, he has no other coping mechanism but to panic.

    • @willyhoo2946
      @willyhoo2946 3 года назад +370

      "Here's my life savings, Mr. Green."
      "... t...thanks???????"

    • @twentylush
      @twentylush 3 года назад +240

      perhaps the worst parts of insanity are the moments of startling lucidity

    • @Tyler-nr6kl
      @Tyler-nr6kl 3 года назад +82

      7:33 is great

  • @Shemmet
    @Shemmet 3 года назад +4876

    Mr. Green is so good, I love the idea of a character who’s so ridiculously lucky that, even when he’s having a heart attack, it works out in his favor and his luck is basically the only thing keeping him alive.

  • @guyofminimalimportance7
    @guyofminimalimportance7 3 года назад +2749

    "You're not fired Steve, I'm not a psychopath."
    *20 seconds earlier*
    "Steve Your life is on the line."

    • @shaynehughes6645
      @shaynehughes6645 3 года назад +208

      Being jobless and without income is worse than being dead, Green knows this very well.

    • @guyofminimalimportance7
      @guyofminimalimportance7 3 года назад +112

      @@shaynehughes6645 Knowing his backstory that is in character.

    • @allighast9714
      @allighast9714 2 года назад +40

      The love and fury of Mr Green comes and goes with the winds

    • @plutoziummmmm
      @plutoziummmmm 10 месяцев назад +11

      @@allighast9714 Mr. Greenz probably saw his younger self in Steve. That's likely why he was so merciful.

  • @Finfinteo
    @Finfinteo Год назад +464

    I feel that everyone ignores the sad existence of Mr. L,
    Who sat for 2 hours at the ONLY slot machine, went to the blackjack table, lost all of his money, went on a rampage when he tried looking for an ATM, and smashed the slot machine with a crowbar. Was a sad life he lived.

    • @lyric3455
      @lyric3455 11 месяцев назад +81

      “He lived by his name:
      L”.

  • @epic886
    @epic886 2 года назад +465

    I love how Mr. Green’s health just started deteriorating RAPIDLY at the end

    • @hada__02
      @hada__02 2 года назад +1

      Loses one bet, fucking dies

    • @AnakinSkywakka
      @AnakinSkywakka Год назад +63

      His physical body couldn't handle his immense _form_

    • @cooliostarstache5474
      @cooliostarstache5474 9 месяцев назад +34

      Foreshadowing to him becoming stranded in Australia and surviving only on a diet of limes

    • @AnimatronIsHere
      @AnimatronIsHere 5 месяцев назад +15

      His health is directly correlated with the amount of money in his bank account, yet instead of being more healthy with more money, he’s less healthy with more money.

    • @blakewhite3131
      @blakewhite3131 4 месяца назад +4

      ​@@AnimatronIsHere This is a story of a cursed man, desperately trying to gamble away all his money while every single patron in the establishment simultaneously tries to give him all of their life's savings

  • @mightyzebra8891
    @mightyzebra8891 2 года назад +565

    The funniest part to me is how the mere concept of losing, the very nanosecond its processed that Mr Green lost money, gets a violent physical reaction out of him

  • @Sercil00
    @Sercil00 3 года назад +2878

    I've never been to a casino, but now I've learned that you'll probably lose everything if you actually play any of the games. Just hang around until random people give you thousands if not tens of thousands of dollars for little to no reason.

    • @Champiness
      @Champiness 3 года назад +207

      There’s probably a version of this statement with slightly more actionable knowledge that works in real-life casinos

    • @Hugsloth
      @Hugsloth 3 года назад +115

      or a hundred dollars if you save a baby's life

    • @eccomi21
      @eccomi21 3 года назад +132

      @@Hugsloth turn in wallet, 17.500k
      Save life 100

    • @Icetea-2000
      @Icetea-2000 3 года назад +74

      Lmao. But for real, you can easily make some money in a casino, you just need to keep it in limits. Like if you play for a quarter at slot machines just go when you’ve won or lost 10$, it won’t be the end of the world if you lost and it’s nice if you gained 10$.
      The trick is just to not play too long. Games at casinos are generally engineered to give the casino the slight percentage difference, but of course that doesn’t show with small sample size, so the more games you play after another, the likelier it is that the casino wins in the end

    • @GuineaPigEveryday
      @GuineaPigEveryday 2 года назад +55

      @@Icetea-2000 yeah i think digital casino's are rlly dangerous becuz of that. I mean it is way too accessible and u just get stuck doing it for hours like those streamers like Trainwrecks. At least with Casino's there is some 'experience' to dressing up or going to the bar or hanging out there with your friends or by urself. There's probably some aspect where u feel like ur in a movie. But online its not like ur at the casino and you have to leave eventually, its right there in front of you and the money you spend isn't physical so it feels less real when u spend a thousand cuz its just a number on a screen.

  • @RTGame
    @RTGame 3 года назад +7295

    We need him in smash

    • @vinges5255
      @vinges5255 3 года назад +38

      no we dont

    • @RaizerZ
      @RaizerZ 3 года назад +326

      @@vinges5255 we definitely do.

    • @AntiAntYT
      @AntiAntYT 3 года назад +139

      screw waluigi, Mr Green is the true hero.

    • @JohnMBlue1992
      @JohnMBlue1992 3 года назад +24

      @@vinges5255 We Do

    • @sheevpalps66
      @sheevpalps66 3 года назад +64

      When are you and Jerma doing a collab?

  • @daanbouman9604
    @daanbouman9604 3 года назад +990

    Moral conditioning game that rewards you more for being nice to people, than it does for actually gambling

    • @Tinlion09
      @Tinlion09 3 года назад +190

      It's actually a HAL Labs game iirc. The Kirby guys. If anyone was going to add random acts of kindness to a casino game, it'd be them.

    • @aswertyuiol
      @aswertyuiol 3 года назад +79

      This game is actually about the importance of mutual aid /j

    • @Tinlion09
      @Tinlion09 3 года назад +112

      @@aswertyuiol I mean, if you're trying to impart a good moral lesson in a casino game, "miserly acts beget misery" is probably the best choice aside from "gambling is addictive and you should always be cognizant of how invested you are when you do it."

  • @warioware3odst
    @warioware3odst 3 года назад +846

    if i was on vacation and i saw a giant pickle man dissolving into bile and vomit at the casino tables id leave and never return to vegas

    • @ChargeQM
      @ChargeQM 3 года назад +101

      Dude I'd come back constantly to see such disgusting wonders

    • @ccda3324
      @ccda3324 3 года назад +98

      as if that doesn't already happen in Vegas

    • @severalcakes3267
      @severalcakes3267 Год назад +22

      You sure you wouldn’t actually walk up to him and request a sum of $100 for your child’s operation?

    • @noahhansz7658
      @noahhansz7658 Год назад +4

      What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas

    • @pineconesnowstorm
      @pineconesnowstorm Год назад +3

      that's just jerma though

  • @Muster_Muckee_II
    @Muster_Muckee_II 3 года назад +621

    It's my personal head-canon that Mr. Green is the grand uncle to the Greedy Grinner and the entire lineage are just hardcore gamblers with enormously long chins.

    • @Hugsloth
      @Hugsloth 3 года назад +45

      and green skin

    • @jephthecommissar1634
      @jephthecommissar1634 3 года назад +35

      And big noses

    • @yer6105
      @yer6105 3 года назад +46

      Green and retired

    • @vgamer11
      @vgamer11 2 года назад +20

      I believe Jerma mentioned when first typing in the name that Mr. Green is the alter ego of the greedy grinner

    • @ray-ray5163
      @ray-ray5163 5 месяцев назад +3

      I also like to think that Mr Green is distantly related to Zach Hadels gta5 "green and retired" rich business man character lmao

  • @TyeNee
    @TyeNee 2 года назад +304

    the sheer joy in this man's soul as soon as he saw "no limit" at the high roller blackjack table lmao

    • @baron1324
      @baron1324 Год назад +73

      that wasn’t joy, that was panic because he knows he can’t control himself lol

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 11 месяцев назад +11

      27:30

  • @cogcrewgrey7592
    @cogcrewgrey7592 3 года назад +640

    I would love an animation of this that just has Mr. Green go from this nervous, young, thin man at the beginning and as he continues to win bigger and bigger he becomes more and more like the ball of fat and grease Jerma describes.

    • @hengedraws
      @hengedraws 2 года назад +33

      That would be incredible

    • @Mama-Luigi
      @Mama-Luigi Год назад +22

      look up jerma's ultimatum. and then watch the original grinch's ultimatum after that probably

  • @connoremery9521
    @connoremery9521 3 года назад +552

    Mr Green is literally just Mr Hyde to Jerma's Dr Jekyll except instead of needing a weird serum to burst forth out of his psyche, all Mr Green needs is any kind of exposure to gambling, even something as simple as a shitty casino game on the SNES

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 11 месяцев назад +26

      Instead of dr. Jekyll and mr. Hyde it's mr. Hyde and mr. Hyde

    • @chillyavian7718
      @chillyavian7718 5 месяцев назад

      ⁠@@fukkthisnewupdate8882mr Hyde and dr Hyde

  • @simplyexpress3981
    @simplyexpress3981 3 года назад +1900

    Every time Mr. Green comes to town, I sell my wife and kids just so I can pay my internet bill to watch him. They're really starting to get tired of it, and now my wife is filing for divorce. Thanks, Mr. Green!

    • @nostalgia_junkie
      @nostalgia_junkie 3 года назад +23

      talk2transformer

    • @heyitsandre9160
      @heyitsandre9160 3 года назад +31

      @@nostalgia_junkie A small price to pay to watch Mr. Green

    • @larsieboy14
      @larsieboy14 3 года назад +21

      Maybe next time he'll recognize your face! I mean: you gotta give him some money for that...

  • @tylerheineman2393
    @tylerheineman2393 3 года назад +2558

    My favorite bit about this stream is how Jerma says to “never hit with cards over 12” but later he proceeds to ignore his own advice *nearly every hand*

    • @Triskitout
      @Triskitout 3 года назад +138

      there's a second part to the never hit with cards over 12

    • @KaveMan_
      @KaveMan_ 3 года назад +373

      Jerma said that but Mr Greenz took over

    • @Kaanfight
      @Kaanfight 3 года назад +34

      Isn’t that bad advice anyways? Like you should always assume the face down card of the dealer is a ten since that’s the statistically most likely and play accordingly, right?

    • @charliek7600
      @charliek7600 3 года назад +22

      @@Kaanfight 16 is the really breaking point, where you hit or stand based on the card shown. Google blackjack strategy table

    • @shaynehughes6645
      @shaynehughes6645 3 года назад +48

      @@Kaanfight if you always try to beat the dealer the casino is gonna beat you

  • @ZatWonGuy
    @ZatWonGuy 3 года назад +120

    19:16 I'm just imagining Mr. Greenz _visibly_ searching through his memory to no avail but saying yes anyway

  • @hada__02
    @hada__02 2 года назад +159

    My favourite part of this video is when Mr Green hits a jackpot on the slots and instantly declares that nobody believed in him despite random donations from strangers being the sole reason he was able to stay afloat in the first place

  • @Vellzi
    @Vellzi 3 года назад +1628

    It's an insult that it took this long for MR. GREENZ to make his appearance on the main channel

    • @dedoogy3954
      @dedoogy3954 3 года назад +99

      Main channel? LMAO

    • @Hastur_Carcosa
      @Hastur_Carcosa 3 года назад +135

      "We have to go to the 2020, it's the current year!"

    • @Durandalite
      @Durandalite 3 года назад +15

      Makes me wish these came out before the Jerma Awards.

    • @drugmugger
      @drugmugger 3 года назад +174

      As someone who only watches Jerma on these highlight videos on this channel, it feels like when you're watching an anime and a character everyone loves that was previously only in the manga finally shows up

    • @renbirbattorney8105
      @renbirbattorney8105 3 года назад +5

      I thought at first that this was a follow up video

  • @Mozay3D
    @Mozay3D 3 года назад +1334

    That Ralph Steadman style thumbnail is INCREDIBLE. One of the best pieces of fan art I’ve seen for Jerma. Captures Mr. Green’s disgusting essence perfectly!

    • @Platitudinous9000
      @Platitudinous9000 3 года назад +137

      You should check out the animatic by the same artist! He's even more gross in motion ruclips.net/video/5qXeJczqy8s/видео.html

    • @lucidlullaby894
      @lucidlullaby894 3 года назад +116

      I love Steve’s design the most, he’s just a regular dude next to the horrifying figure that is Mr. Greenz

    • @brainard8537
      @brainard8537 3 года назад +27

      @Mozay couldn't have been a more perfect time for this vid to come out too cuz I was just watching Fear and Loathing lol

    • @brandonmorel2658
      @brandonmorel2658 3 года назад +3

      Ralph Steadman because Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas? Otherwise it doesnt really reminds me of his art.

    • @pikaiabattaile4517
      @pikaiabattaile4517 Год назад +4

      Check out the jerma mr green animatic, I’m pretty sure it’s based on that!

  • @Blank12456
    @Blank12456 2 года назад +1279

    This might sound like horseshit but I don't care, I was listening to this as I was playing a scratch ticket and won 100 bucks. Mr Green has some powers

    • @Phoebe457
      @Phoebe457 2 года назад +305

      Stop while you still can. Mr. Green is looking for a new body to inherit

    • @fergussteel6171
      @fergussteel6171 2 года назад +312

      Where’s his cut?

    • @IMTHEMOTHERFUCKINGMAILMAN
      @IMTHEMOTHERFUCKINGMAILMAN 2 года назад +75

      My condolences. Mr. Green sends his regards

    • @Mr___f
      @Mr___f 2 года назад +40

      I AM INVINCIBLE

    • @hazmatbp
      @hazmatbp Год назад +47

      you gotta give mr. green that money, you owe it to him

  • @SagaciousDjinn
    @SagaciousDjinn 3 года назад +995

    Fun fact: We're having a good time.

  • @JaxontheOkay
    @JaxontheOkay Год назад +126

    10:10 the fact that mr green was not even trying to haggle but brought down the price of the jewel from 5k to 2.5k -- HALF the appraisal, and STILL didn't take it is such a good testament to his character

    • @AYVYN
      @AYVYN 4 месяца назад +4

      The Greedy Grinner always gets paid

  • @colossalidiot
    @colossalidiot 2 года назад +139

    I love how at 31:09 Mr. Greenz was so upset about losing that he just puked

    • @gabeitch9142
      @gabeitch9142 Год назад +11

      And then he puked again at the shock of winning 200000

  • @huckleberry7481
    @huckleberry7481 3 года назад +554

    Mr. Greenz is just a character that comes out of jerma body if his gambling addiction is active.

    • @crunchytoast4993
      @crunchytoast4993 3 года назад +49

      Considering he lives in vegas, mr green has entirly consumed jerma

  • @shadowofthenight7316
    @shadowofthenight7316 3 года назад +152

    28:32 A legend is born

    • @ChargeQM
      @ChargeQM 3 года назад +25

      35:25 A legend is murdered

  • @SpookSkellington
    @SpookSkellington 3 года назад +364

    Everyone just randomly giving Mr Green tons cash like he's a girl streaming from a hottub has to be the best part of this.

  • @machineboot6748
    @machineboot6748 3 года назад +213

    10:12
    Rick Harrison from pawn stars when literally anyone offers anything for how much it's worth

  • @Champiness
    @Champiness 3 года назад +368

    Let’s all thank HAL Laboratory for developing a Nintendo-platform Las Vegas simulator with the power to absorb a significant fraction of Jerma’s soul and manifest the ultimate avatar of gambling

  • @jeremyquiros5483
    @jeremyquiros5483 3 года назад +519

    The alien bursting out of Mr. Greenz's chest at 15:36 gets me every time.

    • @very_tired_child
      @very_tired_child 2 года назад +29

      Legitimately the hardest I've laughed in months

    • @internallyinteral
      @internallyinteral 2 года назад +7

      I want to pay some one to animate

    • @weirdcelebass
      @weirdcelebass Год назад +6

      that’s jerma turning into mr green

    • @ally939
      @ally939 Год назад +7

      @@weirdcelebass it’s just a disgusting, horrifying version of a magical girl transformation sequence

  • @mokingit578
    @mokingit578 3 года назад +328

    “I’m gonna do a $1000 crap” now that’s something I’d like to see

  • @CongaYT
    @CongaYT 3 года назад +360

    Jerma jokes are like fine wine, in the sense that if you have enough of them in a short timespan you'll loose your mind

    • @subcumin7410
      @subcumin7410 2 года назад +34

      If you have too much of them, especially in public, youll start to be socially ostrisized and cut off from your friends and family

    • @clovercurator7997
      @clovercurator7997 Год назад +26

      Absolutly destoryed on red wine, sory guys

    • @davysmith1934
      @davysmith1934 Год назад +2

      Oh damm. Fortunately I lost my marbles a while back, so I can consume ALL I WANT.

    • @davysmith1934
      @davysmith1934 Год назад +1

      @@clovercurator7997 remember, you must consume water during. Yes!

    • @davysmith1934
      @davysmith1934 Год назад

      Had more wine. Excellent.

  • @AuroraIceFlame
    @AuroraIceFlame 8 месяцев назад +38

    Whoever made the subtitles for this video your a legend having Mr green’s dialogue be colored green.

    • @ErasmusMagnusR
      @ErasmusMagnusR 5 месяцев назад +4

      Shout outs to the subtitler, beeman

  • @ThatDudeWithBoobs
    @ThatDudeWithBoobs 2 года назад +171

    10:08
    I would love to see this animated, the dude not giving in and jerma just getting more and more frustrated, edging closer to him and gritting his teeth every time he says "$10..."

    • @spec7441
      @spec7441 9 месяцев назад +6

      "T E E E N N. D O L L A R S."

  • @mmgmagic
    @mmgmagic 3 года назад +186

    I just wanna say that Jerma sacrificed $400,000 dollars for the joke at 35:30 and it completely worked out.

  • @zambonibob2026
    @zambonibob2026 3 года назад +116

    I just like to imagine that Mr.Greenz isn’t even necessary alive. He’s just a corpse so determined to gamble that he refuses to truly die. So while he plays he can feel himself rotting away, but can’t stop playing.

    • @wyrmboi6172
      @wyrmboi6172 10 месяцев назад +8

      Nurgle's Great UnGreen One

    • @redbuck1385
      @redbuck1385 9 месяцев назад +7

      The picture of Dorian Greenz

  • @OscarGreenworth
    @OscarGreenworth 3 года назад +438

    Oh my fucking god. That thumbnail is simply astounding. I forgot the artist’s name but his depiction of Mr. Green(z) is the only one I’ll accept.

    • @troublewakingup
      @troublewakingup 3 года назад +39

      Slab mangrave (I think)

    • @cheyannei5983
      @cheyannei5983 3 года назад +10

      His name is in the description

    • @rustroomofdoom
      @rustroomofdoom 3 года назад +4

      i swear to god it’s a homestuck reference. it has to be.

    • @SlabMangrave
      @SlabMangrave 3 года назад +99

      @@rustroomofdoom no sorry I only read good comics.

    • @halo7oo
      @halo7oo 3 года назад +12

      In my mind Mr. Green looks like Gizmo from Fallout 1, but when he turns into Mr. Greenz he looks like the thumbnail.

  • @tatertot64
    @tatertot64 3 года назад +143

    19:38 "Yeah das me" cracks me the fuck up every time.

  • @Smojo10
    @Smojo10 3 года назад +915

    Took ya long enough 2ndjerma editors. We love you. *blows kiss

  • @__________________________Fred
    @__________________________Fred 3 года назад +138

    He gave you 17k and you couldn't be bothered to give him 100 back to save his daughter. Thats so Mr.Green

  • @justaguy4311
    @justaguy4311 Год назад +26

    Jerma individually selects every odd number instead of just betting on odd

  • @JomasterTheSecond
    @JomasterTheSecond 3 года назад +267

    The skeletonized body of Mr. Greg Greenz was found in a casino somewhere in Las Vegas only a few days after this video

    • @DandyDoondin
      @DandyDoondin 3 года назад +57

      Its ok hes shedding, hes gonna find a new skeleton soon enough :)

    • @joeygreen8091
      @joeygreen8091 2 года назад +1

      Holy fuck my dad is Greg green

    • @joeygreen8091
      @joeygreen8091 2 года назад +2

      And we live in Vegas?!?

    • @AnOrrangeShirt
      @AnOrrangeShirt 6 месяцев назад +1

      Mystery of the Druids reference?

  • @waterpotionguzzler3972
    @waterpotionguzzler3972 2 года назад +108

    Mr Green is actually a pretty swell guy, he gladly took that woman to the emergency room

  • @HalfTheFun_
    @HalfTheFun_ 3 года назад +208

    In my almost 8 years of Jerma characters, mr green is easily top tier.

  • @huntercasey1995
    @huntercasey1995 2 года назад +103

    This was a slow burn of a video if I've ever seen one. It gets funnier as the line between Jerma and Mr. Green gets blurrier and the stakes get higher. A masterpiece

  • @severalcakes3267
    @severalcakes3267 Год назад +49

    25:12 I don’t know if it was intentional, but I love the sinister look of this woman’s design. She has the expression of a demon inviting Mr. Green deeper into sin.

  • @bigbeefscorcho
    @bigbeefscorcho 2 года назад +36

    Of all the lines he says as Mr. Green the one that makes me laugh the hardest is when the dealer says “mr green you can’t just throw up all over the table” and he replies “I know I can’t but,, somebody will come help me” like he can’t even help himself he’s just this horrid greedy monster who needs others to clean up his Double Down 200k loss panic vomits

  • @capriottimultimedia
    @capriottimultimedia 3 года назад +70

    There is something deeply compelling about the thumbnail art

    • @capriottimultimedia
      @capriottimultimedia 3 года назад +24

      This figure views the blackjack table as a puzzle, a problem to solve, not a game of risk and reward. A career man caked in the green fuzz that flew off the table over the years, a man whose unblinking stare followed dealers hands across the board for long nights and seared his eyes yellow and red. He has a cigar for breakfast and chips for dinner; the chips are worth more than the dollar, because the chip in his hand in this place can make more of itself than a dollar can.

  • @rageus4731
    @rageus4731 3 года назад +31

    I lost it at a “And then a smoke a full cigar in one drag.”

  • @BigCaj
    @BigCaj 3 года назад +159

    jerma finally lives out his dream of being the “slime guy” streamer

    • @troublewakingup
      @troublewakingup 3 года назад +4

      I'm sure you're aware of this but I'm pretty sure this was before that. (I think)

  • @dennybennis
    @dennybennis 3 года назад +1078

    Saying "chat doesnt understand blackjack" after standing on 14 and then assuming only 20 viewers are zoomers is a really underrated series of events

    • @Pigness7
      @Pigness7 3 года назад +128

      I mean, he still won on a 14.

    • @dennybennis
      @dennybennis 3 года назад +76

      @@Pigness7 yeah, you got me there lmfao

    • @williamkline6450
      @williamkline6450 3 года назад +10

      I mean if he hit he would have gone bust.

    • @dennybennis
      @dennybennis 3 года назад +71

      @@williamkline6450 Easy to say in retrospect, but in the moment 14 just leaves a a really uncomfortable gap. IMO worth the risk to try for one more card, but it does get dicey around the 15/16 mark.

    • @williamkline6450
      @williamkline6450 3 года назад +103

      @@dennybennis if the dealer has an up card of a 4,5, or a 6, it’s common for gamblers to stand. 4 5 and 6 have high bust rates for dealers. Which is what he also said right after the clip ended

  • @SethMann002
    @SethMann002 3 года назад +69

    on may 27th 2021, Mr. Greg Greenz died on a hospital bed due to the prices and having no insurance. his last reported words were: "the greedy grinner never needs insurance!"

  • @shitmultiverse1404
    @shitmultiverse1404 3 года назад +86

    The part where he's having an heart attack and they misunderstand what he's saying was genius. I'm genuinely surprised at how quickly he can come up with bits

  • @leomorris7573
    @leomorris7573 3 года назад +150

    mr green is the real jerma finally breaking through

    • @SomeRandoQuacko
      @SomeRandoQuacko 3 года назад +22

      MANIACAL STREAMER finally shows his TRUE COLOURS after getting DEVOURED by his own, internal GAMBLING ADDICTION then BETS and LOSES ENTIRE AUDIENCE IN BLACKJACK.

  • @sock2828
    @sock2828 3 года назад +65

    I like how chat was giving wrong advice for a mathematically solved game.

  • @VikingPoodle
    @VikingPoodle 3 года назад +224

    Christ I have a headache from laughing so hard. How you managed to tell this Mr.Greenz story via improv through a stupid SNES game is incredible. Your the best streamer hands down

    • @disposable_income_andy
      @disposable_income_andy 2 года назад +16

      he also created BF Bugleberry through improv off a literal 1 line joke during this and he turned into the most hated to the most loved character over the course of 1 stream.

    • @ghostgirl918
      @ghostgirl918 2 года назад +10

      @@disposable_income_andy Is this the orgin of Bugleberry?!?!?

  • @jake1316
    @jake1316 3 года назад +191

    Mr Green on 2ndjerma? Hallelujah!

  • @jimmythethird5514
    @jimmythethird5514 3 года назад +78

    I don't know why, but the music just makes this 10 times funnier

  • @LetLiveEverything
    @LetLiveEverything 3 года назад +52

    I'll never be able to go to a casino again without talking to myself like a jackass pretending I'm Mr. Green. It is now part of the experience and infinetely more fun.

  • @jaketheletterd
    @jaketheletterd 2 года назад +67

    Mr green accidentally winning black jack while experiencing heart failure and then near instantly proceeding to blow all of his money after he recovers is probably my favourite bit in all of both youtube and twitch

  • @eruu
    @eruu 3 года назад +73

    3:46 "If you have a 12 or more, do not do anything. Stand, don't hit."
    Cuts to Jerma *immediately* hitting on 14 and losing everything

    • @legoboy7825
      @legoboy7825 3 года назад +6

      He meant vs a 4, 5, 6 not vs a 10.

  • @cazer194
    @cazer194 2 года назад +31

    Only after watching this 2 times I've come to realize that immersion wouldn't be 100% if he had the webcam on

  • @shibuishibui3706
    @shibuishibui3706 3 года назад +50

    I got a "problem gambling" advertisement before this video started lmao

  • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
    @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 3 года назад +88

    Mr.Green is such a nice guy, hey Jerma! HERE'S 400,000$!

  • @GenericProtagonist118
    @GenericProtagonist118 3 года назад +33

    6:20 now I got the image in my head of Mr. Green inhaling an entire cigar in one breath.

  • @lvbboi9
    @lvbboi9 Год назад +27

    Jerma is such a talented method actor. He spent his whole life preparing for the role of Mr. Green by being an ACTUAL gambling addict.

  • @youreadthisinyourmindright2604
    @youreadthisinyourmindright2604 Год назад +9

    I like to think Mr. Greenz become greener because of all the pukes he's collecting inside.

  • @SpaceSmurf3000
    @SpaceSmurf3000 3 года назад +49

    The music being too loud in the beginning really enhances the nightmare feeling of losing all your money at the casino

  • @sasmosstheinbred8624
    @sasmosstheinbred8624 Год назад +15

    i love how jerma is literally playing two characters, and simultaneously plays a hand of black jack at 32:16 is not only hilarious, but it is genius

  • @vriskaserket888
    @vriskaserket888 6 месяцев назад +7

    the Mr Green voice being subtitled in green is a nice touch

    • @ErasmusMagnusR
      @ErasmusMagnusR 5 месяцев назад

      You can thank beeman for that ingenious solution

  • @wheeperjeeper
    @wheeperjeeper 3 года назад +75

    4:21 The birth of a legend

  • @ezekielgilliland6610
    @ezekielgilliland6610 6 месяцев назад +6

    “You’re goal when going to a casino should be to still be able to afford Taco Bell afterwards” is just actual solid advice

  • @JasonNoel-nw2fx
    @JasonNoel-nw2fx 7 месяцев назад +16

    Shout out to whoever subbed this and made sure Mr. Green’s subtitles were indeed green

  • @eminc4135
    @eminc4135 3 года назад +95

    *How to win at poker*
    Wear sunglasses
    Wear a hat
    Wear your outdoor jacket indoors, just like the kid in your class who always showed up late to class
    Smile when your mad

  • @Tumer74
    @Tumer74 3 года назад +38

    32:24
    I can't tell if he says " I heard it " or " I hurted " and knowing Jerma I can't reason within my head which he actually said because both are believable in the context.
    Gold.

  • @stevaniel6729
    @stevaniel6729 2 года назад +22

    The way he just says "Steve!" at the end is filled with a malevolent energy

  • @Chaft015
    @Chaft015 3 года назад +24

    Jerma 985 : "Another cult character that will make a fine addition to my Rumble."

  • @Sammie1053
    @Sammie1053 3 года назад +298

    Wait wait wait, this ISN'T chocolate factory part 2?
    Please tell me we're getting chocolate factory part 2
    The RUclips crowd deserves to see the lime incident

    • @Gullington
      @Gullington 3 года назад +23

      The full stream is up on RUclips somewhere. Further proof of Jermas gambling addiction

    • @whateveryousayfam5240
      @whateveryousayfam5240 3 года назад +55

      Lime.....incident...? Oh god I can only imagine.

    • @glumbortango7182
      @glumbortango7182 3 года назад +49

      I'm not surprised, but I'm still worried by the words "Lime Incident"
      Edit: That's the dumbest way to end a game in a _while_

    • @spencechan
      @spencechan 3 года назад +60

      The people needed the Mr.Greenz backstory to fully appreciate the lime incident

    • @troublewakingup
      @troublewakingup 3 года назад +11

      @@whateveryousayfam5240 it's just as bad as it sounds.

  • @rednefarious6968
    @rednefarious6968 3 года назад +27

    28:07 Jerma this casino is crooked the guy pulled 3 aces and 2 of them were the Ace of Spades. If I was you I'd demand a new sealed deck or to check his sleeves.

    • @ComicaPaloozaStudios
      @ComicaPaloozaStudios 2 года назад +5

      There's more than one deck in the shuffle when you play blackjack, usually several; that's how they try to prevent card counting

  • @fenrirsrage4609
    @fenrirsrage4609 3 года назад +50

    Slab Mangrave's Mr. Green will always be the definitive Mr. Green look

  • @Rick586
    @Rick586 3 года назад +95

    Casinos in media: full of excited young folks having fun.
    Casinos in reality: mostly empty, but there's some depressed old people pumping money into the slot machines.

    • @ethanalspencer7294
      @ethanalspencer7294 2 года назад +11

      Economy and cost of living has been dogshit for so long the only people who can afford to play the penny slots are retirees

    • @turkishjanitor3666
      @turkishjanitor3666 4 месяца назад +1

      And ofc there's Mr Green

  • @MythrilMann
    @MythrilMann 3 года назад +45

    So this is what happened to Silly Zilly Zonka. I remember his chocolate company, I greatly enjoyed his custom-made Tart of the Moon bars. What a shame to see him in such a state.

  • @ConnorEverything1997
    @ConnorEverything1997 10 месяцев назад +4

    The undisputed best moment is at 33:04 when chaos is ensuing, he wins, and Steve emphatically yells "Mr. Green you've won!"