Jerma Pokes the Ducks

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  • Опубликовано: 5 сен 2024
  • Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room full of ducks. And ducks make me crazy.
    Editor: Vinnysuperg123
    ‪@vinnysuperg123‬
    Originally recorded on August 28th, 2023.
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Комментарии • 408

  • @LumanilTheMentor
    @LumanilTheMentor Год назад +2340

    Amazing, they finally managed to cage jerma in a room of rubber without actually letting him know.

    • @digi284
      @digi284 Год назад +149

      A rubber room with ducks! (Ducks make him crazy)

    • @GreggoryL
      @GreggoryL Год назад +77

      @@digi284 Crazy? He was crazy once!

    • @unnamedindividual5688
      @unnamedindividual5688 Год назад +61

      ​@@GreggoryLThey put him in a room

    • @Hoggogo
      @Hoggogo Год назад +57

      @@unnamedindividual5688 A rubber room.

    • @skreechnskreem
      @skreechnskreem Год назад +53

      @@Hoggogoa rubber room with ducks.

  • @BC-yl3qb
    @BC-yl3qb Год назад +2467

    In a world of Starfield content, one man changes the streaming meta

  • @KuwlioKoala
    @KuwlioKoala Год назад +1021

    I love how Poke was initially confused at the miming bit, but then just perfectly and naturally starts doing the bit with him. Like the comedic chemistry was undeniable lmao

    • @feltpuppets9429
      @feltpuppets9429 Год назад +86

      Good on poke for playing along. His chat actually told him jerma was setting up a prank lol, he was stalling for a few mins before deciding to get food. He also had his stream playing on the projector for almost the entire duration of the duck game

    • @skkkr5815
      @skkkr5815 7 месяцев назад +3

      bro just wanted to eat his food and watch jerma 😭

  • @spences2cents728
    @spences2cents728 Год назад +1937

    Really proud of jerma for not eating any the ducks this stream. He's been making great progress lately!

    • @awashnut1481
      @awashnut1481 Год назад +8

      fr

    • @twinfastasytowers
      @twinfastasytowers Год назад +7

      Lets hope he keeps up the streak.

    • @momoatsuko727
      @momoatsuko727 Год назад +4

      Imagine not having context for this

    • @BababooeyGooey
      @BababooeyGooey Год назад +12

      We all remember the Bird House Incident.....

    • @animuswonder
      @animuswonder Год назад +1

      are you sure he wasn’t eating one in the beginning of the video??

  • @FardNutzDeluxe
    @FardNutzDeluxe Год назад +471

    I love how desperatetely Jerma tries to get poke to talk about his hair and then poke just talks about the swollen balls allegations

  • @Patrick.Weightman
    @Patrick.Weightman Год назад +629

    I can't believe he fit a whole rubber duck in there 🤯

    • @anemoiia
      @anemoiia Год назад +78

      duckfondler

    • @jennareynolds1403
      @jennareynolds1403 Год назад +20

      that was the easy part, it was the metal duck that i found kinda gruesome tbh

    • @pineapple7024
      @pineapple7024 11 месяцев назад +14

      Can anyone tell me what the duck stream is?

    • @hashbite
      @hashbite 11 месяцев назад +2

      he really went crazy with the tweezers beforehand too, all that plucking really paid off

    • @jennareynolds1403
      @jennareynolds1403 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@hashbite yeah i thought so too. that frame is my lock screen on my phone

  • @nathanshults9901
    @nathanshults9901 Год назад +714

    i feel like ster would HATE this

    • @natalyst
      @natalyst Год назад +71

      i feel like vinny would LOVE this

    • @averagebandicamuser6959
      @averagebandicamuser6959 Год назад +60

      i feel like jerma would be NEUTRAL to this

    • @glossyplane542
      @glossyplane542 Год назад +49

      I feel like etalyx would be DOWN FOR PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING ITS WHATEVER HE JUST LIKES HANGING OUT

    • @donpollo3154
      @donpollo3154 Год назад +37

      I feel like ster would be OILED UP and DOING THE THUG SHAKER

    • @TheAlexRamsay
      @TheAlexRamsay Год назад +8

      “Duck game! On steam!”

  • @nof9395
    @nof9395 Год назад +227

    If I met jerma irl I would tap on the glass to his enclosure and see if I could rile him up

    • @ijustCANTchooseaname
      @ijustCANTchooseaname Год назад +5

      dont know whether this would be a curious encounter or a rizzing up one

  • @matshansen4967
    @matshansen4967 Год назад +382

    Really proud of jerma for adressing the swollen balls alegations.

  • @zilsux
    @zilsux Год назад +372

    I said this during the stream and I'll say this again, This feels like Jerma was finally captured by the SCP foundation and the only way they can keep him subdued is to fill the room with rubber ducks.

    • @tibby7709
      @tibby7709 Год назад +7

      a jerma scp would be amazing

    • @khpoon5424
      @khpoon5424 Год назад +5

      @@tibby7709 I love scp wiki

    • @model-t6020
      @model-t6020 Год назад +12

      Lmao, Jerma’s containment procedure is giving him a bunch of rubber ducks in a padded room

    • @joe____
      @joe____ 8 месяцев назад +4

      Pokelawls is the scientist monitoring Jerma

  • @imBailout
    @imBailout Год назад +821

    I mean it man, his hair looked MAJESTIC this stream. Unbelievably jealous of it.

    • @biggrocc19
      @biggrocc19 Год назад +98

      So go get a wig? That's what Jerma wears

    • @krazyff9874
      @krazyff9874 Год назад +35

      i mean it's a Toupée but close enough

    • @yuarentlucky
      @yuarentlucky Год назад +30

      IT'S SO SILKY.

    • @yesterday00
      @yesterday00 Год назад +15

      This stream finally made me like his hair

    • @scr0ngle108
      @scr0ngle108 Год назад +8

      He looks like John Glover in Smallville

  • @LukeRkam
    @LukeRkam Год назад +1221

    Man, Ai is getting crazy now. This stream is really making me think that he's still with us. RIP Jerma

    • @animegirlpuke1058
      @animegirlpuke1058 Год назад +36

      sometimes it’s like he’s still here

    • @deeemee
      @deeemee Год назад +12

      Wtf is he dead??

    • @gotyouchip1179
      @gotyouchip1179 Год назад

      @@deeemeeyeah his place was taken by some guy using an AI. Guys name is Gull E. Bull he’s pretty cool for carrying on Jerma’s legacy

    • @littlemonztergaming8665
      @littlemonztergaming8665 Год назад

      @@deeemee ikr, when you google it, seems he died at 37 back in 2019

    • @king_duck4628
      @king_duck4628 Год назад

      ​@@deeemeeyeah

  • @QwertyQwerty-fr4yz
    @QwertyQwerty-fr4yz Год назад +337

    NOW THIS is a type of game jerma could be #1 on.

  • @somebandicoot2723
    @somebandicoot2723 Год назад +264

    Jerma is so Otto-pilled this stream

    • @justsomefellow3604
      @justsomefellow3604 Год назад +24

      Do you think he wrings out otto's essence and puts in a pill he takes with his breakfast huel?

    • @15MinuteUpload
      @15MinuteUpload Год назад +9

      ​@@justsomefellow3604 new meaning to dog vitamins, with real savory dog smell!

  • @quicksandbuddy
    @quicksandbuddy Год назад +192

    This feels like a Lovecraftian stream. My brain cannot keep track of what is happening and it's making me crazy

    • @calzadomestica
      @calzadomestica Год назад +13

      Reminds me of the deep rock galactic stream

    • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
      @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 Год назад +3

      ​@@calzadomesticathat truly was fourth dimensional

    • @plastiktuten3866
      @plastiktuten3866 Год назад +7

      crazy? I was crazy once

    • @7llininthedream
      @7llininthedream Год назад

      ​@@plastiktuten3866they locked me in a room

    • @FENomadtrooper
      @FENomadtrooper Год назад

      @@calzadomestica That was my first experience with DRG, I was very confused about the game for awhile.

  • @Xzeihoranth
    @Xzeihoranth Год назад +220

    We're like a butterfly flapping its wings away from Jerma 100% having a Nyancat phase like fourteen years ago.

  • @sumbahdy6410
    @sumbahdy6410 Год назад +42

    the random “dont neva buy no weed from the gas station” split my skull down the middle while i was trying not to laugh

  • @cooliostarstache5474
    @cooliostarstache5474 Год назад +132

    I adore how Jerma consistently plays random obscure games while everyone else is playing whatever AAA game is out at the moment

  • @dominion3441
    @dominion3441 Год назад +61

    This is definitely a game that is Jerma's speed for his gaming ability.

    • @KavsLockedOut
      @KavsLockedOut Год назад +2

      hey he did beat ultrakill

    • @mythcat1273
      @mythcat1273 8 месяцев назад

      You're talking about the same man who beat jevil first try

  • @categorille8330
    @categorille8330 Год назад +22

    the music he put in the background to replace nyancat was so good i had to look up the VOD to know what it is. If anyone's looking, it's the Plok! OST

  • @RazanaArcclaw
    @RazanaArcclaw Год назад +35

    I still love how jerma wanted to do other endings and got so close to many but constantly got distracted with other things.

  • @thatwerido7902
    @thatwerido7902 Год назад +53

    I really hope he beats the swollen balls allegations soon. Were rooting for you, Jeremy!

  • @whatr0
    @whatr0 Год назад +19

    Back when Army of Two first came out, me and my college roommates, suitemates, were all way too into Halo 3 to really care. I didn't even think Army of Two was on my radar in 2008. My college suitemates would sneak into my room while I wasn't there and play Halo 3 without my permission, on my Xbox, but more importantly, they would look at my DVD collection. I had like 215 DVDs in alphabetical order and they would play a cruel joke where they would move two random titles in different places and see how long it would take me to notice. Yeah, I know that says a lot more about me then it does about them, but I could tell every time that was the joke. I would just scan briefly over my DVDs everyday and see if they had taken one was usually the issue wasn't-I wasn't checking to see if they put them out of order, I was checking because they would turn up MISSING. And then I would track them down and find someone across the hallway who borrowed one without asking and what do you know! The DVD is missing from inside of its jewel case! Where did it go? No one knows. Oh I found it, it's in two pieces now. No, I'm not still angry about that.

  • @pitbullshark1
    @pitbullshark1 Год назад +165

    I have never laughed so hard at any piece of content as much as I did during the Poke takeover bit - loved this whole stream and was a pleasure to have simultaneously been quite zooted

  • @Dunkacciino
    @Dunkacciino Год назад +33

    WOW props to the editor for already getting an edit of this out

  • @MrAw3sum
    @MrAw3sum Год назад +60

    The allegations part was one of the funniest moments ever

  • @Helm-0
    @Helm-0 Год назад +12

    Why is it that i'm earliest to a jerma video i've ever been with a tumbnail of Jerma flipping me off ?

  • @shmeegis466
    @shmeegis466 Год назад +22

    Jumpscares:
    11:16

  • @ItsJustElenore
    @ItsJustElenore Год назад +14

    Running on otto-pilot the whole time.

  • @feltpuppets9429
    @feltpuppets9429 Год назад +17

    Was funny watching poke's chat in agony over the duck game, especially whenever jerma looked straight at the metal panel and didnt realize

  • @Combinia13
    @Combinia13 Год назад +14

    "Trapped in a room until my subs reach x" is absolutely a Mr Beast video in the making

  • @15MinuteUpload
    @15MinuteUpload Год назад +25

    He STILL hasn't addressed the swollen balls allegations

  • @jimmykendrick45
    @jimmykendrick45 Год назад +16

    I don’t even know how he does the things he does😭 like how is he perfectly matching what he’s saying

  • @slamduncan6685
    @slamduncan6685 Год назад +21

    This was the first Jerma stream I genuinely watched live and it was great

    • @slamduncan6685
      @slamduncan6685 Год назад +9

      I had it playing on my phone with the volume low while doing something else so jermas statistic was pretty accurate

  • @burdok4138
    @burdok4138 Год назад +128

    I'm wishing Jerma for quick recovery! I would advise everyone here to take care of your health and be observant of any tell-tale signs, like what Jerma did with his testicles.

  • @kaesiegril9987
    @kaesiegril9987 Год назад +23

    Ster asked Jerma to play PoE for YEARS and it took Poke only 1 stream to convince him to play this game.

  • @FSousA7X
    @FSousA7X Год назад +15

    The fact that poke didnt expect Jerma to play this and especially for so long makes this funnier 😂

  • @SamDekkerSuperfan
    @SamDekkerSuperfan Год назад +247

    I want people to start spamming jerma’s chat with meaningless ominous sounding “insults” or teases. for instance, “2013 alligator andy omegalul” or “actual 2013 alligator” etc. And say it so consistently that he googles “2013 alligator” on stream

    • @bitterweet5115
      @bitterweet5115 Год назад +15

      am i dumb for just googling it

    • @grunchchristmas
      @grunchchristmas Год назад +5

      @@bitterweet5115what’s it mean

    • @kestrelynn
      @kestrelynn Год назад +77

      Vague phrases that you never explain are great. You say it once and forget, they hear it and are cursed to forever associate to it, scrutinising every Disney movie they see because you said they "have the calves of a Disney character"
      Was it an insult? A compliment? They can never know...

    • @AdamKlownzinger
      @AdamKlownzinger Год назад +5

      @@grunchchristmasI don’t think it actually means anything

    • @bitterweet5115
      @bitterweet5115 Год назад +4

      u tell my Rizoon keyboard frame with meat looking ah@@grunchchristmas

  • @926jps
    @926jps Год назад +18

    So proud of Jerma for finally acknowledging the swollen balls allegations. It must have been weighing really heavy on him.

  • @alex39786
    @alex39786 Год назад +6

    the moment poke gets what jerma is doing and immediately goes for the bit is just next level. how do they keep getting away with this

  • @bbluva20
    @bbluva20 Год назад +6

    That sweat reveal was amazing, because both I didn’t notice it at first, and because I have a shirt the exact same color that is super noticeable when sweating.

  • @startrixie_
    @startrixie_ Год назад +13

    jerma and poke is the combination i didnt know i needed

  • @danielsimon4542
    @danielsimon4542 Год назад +6

    1:20 this is exactly what that chatter predicted when they said jerma was just going to play fart simulator 2023 this year

  • @Livingroomset799Dep
    @Livingroomset799Dep Год назад +20

    Tricked you, it’s Egypt and we’re both throwing up in our mother’s bed

  • @brucelee3298
    @brucelee3298 Год назад +9

    Bounced on my bois duck to this for hours

  • @ohno2277
    @ohno2277 Год назад +7

    You knwo what time it is. Cig in hand watching jerma compilation

  • @mrfatmanguylel1326
    @mrfatmanguylel1326 Год назад +17

    Out of all the psycho things he has done this is the most psycho he's reached a new peak psycho cubed

  • @airstriker108
    @airstriker108 Год назад +11

    Fun fact about this steam, it was an IRL stream recorded from a GoPro strapped on Jerma as a science experiment

  • @Atlas.Brooklyn
    @Atlas.Brooklyn Год назад +30

    Jerma and the ducks are part of the dream blunt rotation

  • @TheMimicBox
    @TheMimicBox Год назад +8

    I remember in like 2011 when this game was called "One Duck" and shockingly... nothing has really changed in the gameplay. 😂

  • @maxh.3426
    @maxh.3426 Год назад +31

    Poke is the type of streamer i want to take a bath with and Jerma is the type of streamer who would make me bathe in blood inside his gigantic meat spinner that he keeps on a farm just outside of Las Vegas.

  • @jeanmouloude
    @jeanmouloude Год назад +34

    Crazy ? I was crazy once, they put me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with ducks, and ducks make me crazy
    Crazy ? I was crazy once

  • @m3tab0lic56
    @m3tab0lic56 Год назад +15

    He becomes more scrunkly the longer his hair gets and the more facial hair he grows ☺️✨

    • @plastiktuten3866
      @plastiktuten3866 Год назад +1

      truth

    • @d0xter742
      @d0xter742 Год назад +5

      everybody get skrunk

    • @absolutemaniac7368
      @absolutemaniac7368 Год назад

      He's a grown ass man...

    • @m3tab0lic56
      @m3tab0lic56 Год назад +10

      @@absolutemaniac7368 he’s very clearly an SCP that breached containment and is in fact NOT human boom argument won 🏆

    • @absolutemaniac7368
      @absolutemaniac7368 Год назад +2

      @@m3tab0lic56 nah he just has ADHD. As someone with ADHD I'm exactly like this guy. Unless ADHD is an scp.

  • @kanio_the_cat5767
    @kanio_the_cat5767 Год назад +12

    It's like I can still hear him 😢

  • @jamesramos8446
    @jamesramos8446 Год назад +7

    His hair is way too majestic and healthy and non-greasy today

  • @drsipp407
    @drsipp407 Год назад +12

    I'm really stoned as i watch this and during this whole video, ive been gaslighting myself into genuinely believing that jerma is not real, not even joking anymore

  • @Scanlaid
    @Scanlaid Год назад +7

    Boutta bounce on my bro's duck for about half hour

  • @Anon13430
    @Anon13430 Год назад +4

    This is very on-brand seeing as Jerma is a Golden Retriever in the body of a person

  • @twig1129
    @twig1129 Год назад +3

    Like every video halfway through jerma gives up playing the game and just messes around with whatever he has invented as a bit

  • @carterbennett7528
    @carterbennett7528 11 месяцев назад +2

    i remember putting the stream archive on my monitor while i slept, had a dream where me and jerm were in opposite corners of the same room, screaming from the ducks and then i woke up

  • @MrMackB
    @MrMackB Год назад +2

    Merasmus called he wants his ducks back

  • @Xeoah
    @Xeoah Год назад +6

    Not bad for a retired man

  • @Sillylilli
    @Sillylilli Год назад +2

    I need a hug

  • @ranimeRAT
    @ranimeRAT Год назад +10

    I can't believe my alarm didn't wake me up for this stream it was so funny

  • @AdamKlownzinger
    @AdamKlownzinger Год назад +19

    Funniest stream in a long time

  • @SweatyBetty600
    @SweatyBetty600 Год назад +2

    7:08 Funniest noise of the year contender 🤣

  • @Amarenamann
    @Amarenamann Год назад +3

    *"Success doesn't just find you, because you aren't worth finding."*
    -Bilbo Baggins

  • @Fuzzibees
    @Fuzzibees Год назад +2

    i like how he still links his main channel even though he hasnt posted on it in 6 years

  • @BulborbStan
    @BulborbStan Год назад +2

    I waited like half of the video for Jerma to finish doing his bit and actually get the bad ending, and he never does. Classic Jerma moment.

  • @Brackets_Guy
    @Brackets_Guy Год назад +5

  • @NOTanAriral
    @NOTanAriral Год назад +5

    Why does jerma have a hairstyle equivalent to Alexander The Great or Jesus

  • @PaizuruInsanal
    @PaizuruInsanal Год назад +3

    Saying baldurs gate has RPG Elements is like Saying Gran Turismo 4 has racing minigames

  • @wideMac7
    @wideMac7 Год назад +1

    the random hotwheels stunt track challenge soundtrack halfway through the video is a flash of nostalgia i absolutely wasnt expecting

  • @NocteAeternus
    @NocteAeternus Год назад +3

    Watching the chaos unfold as Nyan Duck slowly became the villain of the stream was an unforgettable experience.

  • @vepply
    @vepply Год назад +2

    Jerma breaking from a bit is always the most hilarious thing ever

  • @Gamesux421
    @Gamesux421 Год назад +1

    Jerma looks like he's working towards cosplaying Johnny silverhand

  • @PeepySheepisTTV
    @PeepySheepisTTV Год назад +2

    Poke immediately understood the assignment 😂😂

  • @FSousA7X
    @FSousA7X Год назад +2

    The part of the stream where there were no lights was so anxiety inducing...

  • @animatt1881
    @animatt1881 Год назад +1

    it's just insane asylum simulator
    the ducks really aren't there it's just a room and he's manifesting the ducks because he is insane

  • @stephengarforth2753
    @stephengarforth2753 Год назад +1

    jerma playtesting a digital version of his padded cell

  • @focusprx
    @focusprx Год назад +16

    Jerma and poke are so funny together

  • @GardChan
    @GardChan Год назад +2

    This video just sound like a Jerma funny noise compilation with nightcore nyan cat theme song in the background

  • @MusashiW-ec2yn
    @MusashiW-ec2yn Год назад +2

    Jerma is turning slowly but surely into looking like Old Dante from the Devil May Cry series. i'm expecting another nuke soon

  • @einar0801
    @einar0801 Год назад +3

    His hair feels like a whole other entity

  • @benjaminbustamante7924
    @benjaminbustamante7924 Год назад +4

    how is jerma so fucking handsome jesus christ

  • @FatCatCooper
    @FatCatCooper Год назад +1

    7:58 sounds like its about to be a hard mix tape

  • @Zenarkii
    @Zenarkii Год назад +3

    Glad to see him finally addressing the swollen balls allegations.

  • @lst9701
    @lst9701 Год назад +2

    Wow never thought Matthew Mercer from critical role would play this game

  • @eugh9939
    @eugh9939 Год назад +2

    I DID NOT read it as “Bouncing Duck”

  • @poptart34
    @poptart34 Год назад +7

    3:36 THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING JERMA HAS EVER SAID LMFAOOO IM FUCKING DYING

  • @philismenko
    @philismenko Год назад +1

    2013 alligator andy

  • @executivetoad
    @executivetoad Год назад +1

    this is literally the guy that has MASTERED the streaming platform

  • @Risk401
    @Risk401 Год назад

    "'You're sweating'???" *squelch*

  • @mikhi7866
    @mikhi7866 Год назад +25

    PLEASE do not make ster play this, he'd be absolutely fuming just at the thought of it

  • @dylonmurphy4119
    @dylonmurphy4119 Год назад +1

    Jerma had a Jim Morrison resemblance in this one.

  • @BitterJane
    @BitterJane 7 месяцев назад +1

    When he starts playing with his hair at 23:40 you really see the side of him that is hot as fuck.

  • @knotsoangelic
    @knotsoangelic Год назад +1

    poke almost sounds like psychicpebbles lowkey lmao

  • @jmrsdn6907
    @jmrsdn6907 5 месяцев назад +1

    Truly the rated R coco melon the internet deserves

  • @zeedon
    @zeedon Год назад +1

    I’m bouncing on my boys duck to this one.

  • @thatmushroomguyanimations6235
    @thatmushroomguyanimations6235 Год назад +2

    Aw geez! What another classic 2ndJerma vid!! 🤣😅