time stamp: 1:29:00 also, some games jerma enjoyed: Smash TV zombies ate my neighbours turtles in time ON SNES altered beast gunstar heroes globglogabgalab startropics
@@miranda.g.22 maybe dyslexia for math yeah but the implication that dyslexia is a disease in the sense that it's like a viral fucking illness or an ailment you'd contract from breathing in rare deep cavern fungus spores is really really funny to me
I love this long yet condensed style of editing. It's a nice balance for run time while getting the highlights that usually get skipped in a lot of other edits.
On May 10th you will be asked, "Do you know the reason why July and August both have thirty-one days?". The answer is because someone pretentious said so.
My favorite parts are when Jerma keeps adding unecessary spaces after the last word in the text quiz games and sometimes that space causes the answer to be wrong, and when he gets his actual Alignment in the alignment quiz and he rejects it.
I had a weird dream when I fell asleep watching this, that jerma went to visit his mother and he brought his parents back to the stream and his father was a gun specialist. He was teaching everyone about some assault rifle that could transform into an smg but I think that part was mostly my mind.
loved it when jerma couldnt name the half life 2 screenshot. at first i literally thought it was a joke and i was laughing at it. and then he was like i thought it was resident evil.
3:15:05 "You have difficulty concentrating or keeping on task, probably because you're an idiot with short attention-span" ... Even though it's a shitty fake test it's actually accurate to Jerma somehow LMAO
1:25:10 I don't normally get agitated but when you do a job where it's very important that data is formatted correctly so that formulas work, it's so infuriating to see jerma get fucked by the accidental space at the end of a phrase 💀
43:54 Little did he know, that in a few years he would be blowing actual bubbles on stream to pass the time while the Iron Lung game dev frantically tweeted at him as if he were trying to diffuse a bomb.
I love how the stuff he does during this stream gradually becomes less and less prestigious. He goes from IQ tests to "what X are you" tests to tests about video games to literally just playing video games.
Don’t you just _love_ how the Geek Mind quiz both has you not be very specific, but then it makes you type the worst misspellings of well known game titles i’ve ever seen, like MegaMan instead of Mega Man, and Bomber Man instead of Bomberman (i believe only early Bomberman games use the separated words for the name.) Also, _Alladin,_ seriously?
SMARTER THAN *6%* OF THE POPULATION
"Fuck this intelligence shit"
-Jeremy Elbertson, 2019
Smarter than 6% of the population of what?
1) USA
2) Planet Earth
3) The galaxy
4) The state of Texas
5) Twitch chat
@@Big_Sloppa people named Jeremy
Holy shit he got sooo many wrong
How did he only get like 8 right? Seems like he should of had at least 12-15 right or am I also dumb?
jerma getting a high intelligence score on the IQ test and then immediately playing a game called monkey drive math is very on brand
yeah
"michelangelo, leonardo da vinci they're all dead I REMAIN"
I was expecting a "I AM THE GOLDEN GOD" at the end. Jerma reminds me so much of Dennis.
Psycho streamer MURDERS famous artists and/or turtles MICHELANGELO and LEONARDO DICAPRIO with DARTS
I like how he said da Vinci like it was a third person lmao
@@KKwinner123 I never noticed that lol
I was listening to that part in my car and for some reason the bass was super loud, i dont think he even hit the table
I once played a color blindness test that really _was_ a screamer and I haven't trusted online IQ/aptitude test flash games since.
were you colorblind though
@@spacequeenexe6256 I don't know, it was a screamer
@@SpaceManRD But like, in what colors did you see the Screamer?
@@SpaceManRD is it the Exorcist face screamer?
I got fucking PTSD after these games
This guy seriously LIED about playing Ace Attorney
"I'm gonna s‐t‐a‐r‐t A‐c‐e A‐t‐t‐o‐r‐n‐e‐y t‐o‐m‐o‐r‐r‐o‐w."
time stamp: 1:29:00
also, some games jerma enjoyed:
Smash TV
zombies ate my neighbours
turtles in time ON SNES
altered beast
gunstar heroes
globglogabgalab
startropics
@@khajiithadwares2263 actually i think its the one at 2:31:00
U didn't play the last stand union city?!
Death
love how he refers to dyscalculia as "the DISEASE where you can't do math" and "like dyslexia for math"
isn't it pretty commonly referred to as being like dyslexia for math/numbers?
@@miranda.g.22 maybe dyslexia for math yeah but the implication that dyslexia is a disease in the sense that it's like a viral fucking illness or an ailment you'd contract from breathing in rare deep cavern fungus spores is really really funny to me
@@honeycoatedparadox ahhhh yeah okay i get what you mean now 🤣
In the Family Feud part Jerma keeps spelling "Safety" as "Saftey" and he doesn't notice
I didn't even notice
I love this long yet condensed style of editing. It's a nice balance for run time while getting the highlights that usually get skipped in a lot of other edits.
On May 10th you will be asked, "Do you know the reason why July and August both have thirty-one days?".
The answer is because someone pretentious said so.
@@easytiger6570thanks for telling him i didn't want to do it
i cant believe jerma didnt know what diner dash was, what a fake gamer
Brought me flashbacks to playing on an shitty computer in 2008. I played Diner Dash for hours straight
*Does 2 IQ tests*
“You can manage large companies!!”
*1 minute later*
“This game is called Monkey Drive”
11:55 you can hear him taking pictures haha (love his bits)
I didn't even notice that 😂 I kept seeing his clips on tiktok all the time and just HAD to actually go watch some of his stuff, he's so funny
@@KKwinner123 wait jerma is on tiktok?!
45:43 might be my favorite jerma moment
Lmao was just about to comment the same thing
“I REMAIN”
It's time someone make 5 hours RUclips expose video about this MEGALOMANIAC
yes
The sentences leading up to it I was like Omg is this the clip??? and holy shit it was im so giddy
the "GOD DAMN IT SPONGEBOB" had me on the FLOOR, thanks for putting that one in
My favorite parts are when Jerma keeps adding unecessary spaces after the last word in the text quiz games and sometimes that space causes the answer to be wrong, and when he gets his actual Alignment in the alignment quiz and he rejects it.
I noticed that aswell, his total confusion makes it funnier
i wanted to scream at him so bad
I love when the Genesis sound chip just blasts him with noise.
i'm just going to call jerma "the willy wonka of twitch" from now on.
Streamer fakes beating Winnie the Pooh's Home Run Derby
Not the JP version, so it wouldn't could anyways.
Didn't actually beat it, there are a few more levels you have to go through before beating it
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The only winning move is not to play.
“Offing yourself???” Was the funniest part to me 36:03
I'd like to point out that at 1:30:25 that he's actually spelling Aladdin right, the game is spelling it wrong lol.
I think the space he keeps adding is what's fucking it up
"you are wise and give good advice"
"no"
the wisest of all is the man who knows he isnt.
1:42:25 - Jerma's desperation to get Ninja Turtles to work had me DYING
Funniest part of the stream
@@pokepe12 pretty much
1:04:29 watching jerma be so confident at that one finally made me addicted to his streams
had to go through two entirely unrelated and VERY confident answers before he finally got to donkey kong
Jerma: *gets 6 correct and 585 points*
Jerma: “I got 60”
"Telephone is heavier than cheese" Words to live by
fell asleep and woke up to this playing. even in my sleep jerma finds a way
2:16:02 "Fish aren't animals" -Jeremy "sus guy" Elbertson
I had a weird dream when I fell asleep watching this, that jerma went to visit his mother and he brought his parents back to the stream and his father was a gun specialist. He was teaching everyone about some assault rifle that could transform into an smg but I think that part was mostly my mind.
Did his mother talk about the Oreo vomit
Was there a glowing orb that made you peep the horror
THERES FOOD IN THIS GAME I KNOW IT
*Duck Tales*
That was comedy
The part where he had to guess countries hurt me physically
Sweden isn't a country it's a meatball
It made me realize everything Americans say about their education system is actually true
The fact that he gave up when he got to Guatemala (the capital is literally called Guatemala city)
Him trying desperately to spell ninja turtles correctly is one of the most hilarious things I’ve ever seen
"I'm as fast as a packet of data going from my computer to asia"
-Known megalomaniac and psychopath, jerma985
of course jerma would spend hours on the "geek mind" test after failing iq test... and proceed to ace it
The fact that it says "to slow" instead of too slow amazes me
Imagine being a teacher, looking up from the essay you're grading and seeing that thumbnail staring at you. What a PSYCHO.
That "Character Alignment Quiz" slithered straight outta the Hot Topic bargain bin huh?
1:28:16
If only he knew what he would be doing so very soon.
Lmfaooo
1:15:58 that foreshadowing
I will forever refer to Jerma as "french neutral streamer" from now on.
2:06:30 him comparing his reaction speed to the ping of a server is the most hilarious shit I’ve ever heard
Its pretty funi, i exhale
1:44:31 the way he spells twilight lmfaoooooooooo i died
I thought thats how you spell it too 😭😭😭
guy fieri saves the world
loved it when jerma couldnt name the half life 2 screenshot. at first i literally thought it was a joke and i was laughing at it. and then he was like i thought it was resident evil.
Bruh same 🤣 its hillarious
Jerma gives Winnie the Pooh's Home Run Derby exactly as much respect as it deserves
1:57:50 Jerma describes being a serial killer as a lifestyle
47:35 No one mentions it but Jerma's NES music quiz was actually fkn crazy with how knowledgeable he is on those 8bit tunes
I like that the human torch isn’t separated into his body contents he’s just fire and human lol
man the success sound in 16-bit music sounds so real and so much like a bloody phone. Gives me anxiety
3:15:05 "You have difficulty concentrating or keeping on task, probably because you're an idiot with short attention-span"
... Even though it's a shitty fake test it's actually accurate to Jerma somehow LMAO
36:03 local streamer slips out that he is addicted to ZERKING OFF
I'm already laughing and that's just from reading the comments while I wait for the ads to finish.
Garbanzo beans fifty dollar donation on Twitch Street from a homeless person bit had me crying from laughter.
1:25:10 I don't normally get agitated but when you do a job where it's very important that data is formatted correctly so that formulas work, it's so infuriating to see jerma get fucked by the accidental space at the end of a phrase 💀
I love the irony of him getting Cox advertisements. That cracked me up.
nice VA-11 HALL-A pfp
Imagine having an ad during Jerma’s ad so you have to come back to an ad from an ad
Sucks to suck ig
32:12 words to live by
Thanks for the uploads :)
is this the guy who beat Pooh's Home Run Challenge on one sitting first try blind on STREAM?
I thought my pc was exploding when his firewall started sending alerts
36:00 “…camping trip, what would you probably spend most of your time doing?”
“Offing yourself” 😂
We should make Jerma play the lemonade game again and his net profit/loss gets subtracted from (or added to) the debt
you know it's good when it's 3 and a half hour highlights
"I'll get every first-party nintendo property" - misses star fox immediately afterwards lmao
Absolutely DERANGED Streamer Tries to Prove He Is Smarter Than GOD
im listening to this while cleaning and i just have a crazy man randomly screaming and whispering meaningless numbers into my ears
The fact that he didn't notice the Kirby Super Star intro hurt my soul..
Boomer reminisces on the games of his youth, despite his failing memory.
"fish aren't animals."
Is this the smartest streamer there ever was?
He will be once he erases all the others from history
You Won't Believe These Epic Gamers IQ's! Number 5 Will Shock You!
Local chaotic neutral streamer forgets what Pac-Man is called LIVE ON STREAM
I love that the way you spelled it is how Jerma did
@@rashestpuppy7391that's cuz it's the way it's spelled.
11:55 the levels of bullshit, you can hear him take a photo
Ahahahah! Then the jumpscare to distract us 😂
41:30 "Jerma discovers Barnum staements"
2:06:15 jermaPog
When the ff6 music came on and he didn’t know it I flipped my shit
No matter how I'm feeling this guy can always make me laugh.
Title:(Game highlights)
Video length: *well over three hours*
Me:*putting on my helmet* "WE'RE GOING TO HELL BOYS!! ENJOY THE RIDE!!"
Math dyslexia is dyscalculi Jerma.
43:54 Little did he know, that in a few years he would be blowing actual bubbles on stream to pass the time while the Iron Lung game dev frantically tweeted at him as if he were trying to diffuse a bomb.
“Does this make me a brain billionaire?”
-Jerma985
I don't know why but i always play this exact stream when i sleep
I love "Guy Fieri vs The World: The Movie: The Videogame"
2% blood. 20% piss. 70% electricity. 8% water. 100% monkey.
I love how the stuff he does during this stream gradually becomes less and less prestigious. He goes from IQ tests to "what X are you" tests to tests about video games to literally just playing video games.
Watching this man misspell "Michael" but not 10 minutes later get "Globglogabgalab" perfectly right tells you a lot about his twisted mind
I watch a lot of youtube videos and this is one of them.
Pov: Based viewer chooses goated content
Breaking news! Man with extreme theatre kid energy picks The Confrontation from Les Miserables as the best song on a list!
I don't know why, but that intro is always so funny to me
8:35 OBLIVIOUS streamer BRAGS about installing MALWARE
"Serial killer is not a job... it's lifestyle"
-Some PSYCHO streamer
20:07 hearing Jerma say the country where my mom was born is surreal.
"They haven't made a metroid game in like 10 years"
Well, that didn't age that well.
You know you're a great streamer when your _highlights_ from *ONE STREAM* are over three hours long
Thats some damn good streamin
It's from 3 streams
3:16:40 - 3:16:54 close your eyes
Y tho
Jerma's knowledge of old games is actually impressive :0
I kinda get why Jerma wouldn't know such an obscure game as Strider. It's really only well known within Capcom fans.
Jerma_forgets_Pokemon_wasnt_on_home_console_until_1999_~_2000_yet_still_calls_his_IQ_above_average.mp4
Randy Marsh on Wheel of Fortune
1:43:05
Don’t you just _love_ how the Geek Mind quiz both has you not be very specific, but then it makes you type the worst misspellings of well known game titles i’ve ever seen, like MegaMan instead of Mega Man, and Bomber Man instead of Bomberman (i believe only early Bomberman games use the separated words for the name.)
Also, _Alladin,_ seriously?
"I'm not even supposed to be at work today" - Dante Clerks, 1994
1:20:35 Kid Cha-melon, the healthy fruity snack
Now I want an animatic of Mrs. Puff doing the Teacher Noise
He actually slicked his hair back because his chat made fun of him, what a power move.