I can see it now. Jerma turns on the facecam. He is clad from head to toe in cat boy outfit, an amalgamation of dollar store party attire and discount women's clothing from JC Penny. He is smiling. Chat is going nuts. He has done it. And then, within two minutes, a stray chat message catches Jerma's eye. "Porn streamer?" he exclaims. He looks at the camera, concern washing over his face like the tide. He reads some more. "Fetish streamer, porn streamer, porn streamer" he reads in rapid succession. "What are you guys talking about?" he asks. And then he reads the one line. "Jerma you might as well be showing your feet on stream" he reads with shrill fear. He screams and turns the camera off. The stream ends, and no one sees Jerma for some months. One guy lives again...
Jerma plays the most basic battleship strategy. The computer figures it out easily because all the hits are together; so it’ll just keep going. “Well obviously the AI got that, it’s an advanced learning algorithm. A normal person wouldn’t be able to do that.”
i love how jerma sees a map of the globe and instead of using land masses to figure out where he is, he immediately goes to "America in on the left, that cant be england, england is in the middle of the world"
i go to sleep watching these long edits and the best thing is just listening to the audio and no looking at it so you make up whats going on in your head
Jerma attempting to play German banana prince and the first thing he tries to do is gamble in German with no idea what he’s going to win was absolutely hysterical, fantastic steam, 9/10 deducting 1 point because the music is abysmal in some of these lol
It's funny, in some games Jerma is among the best I've seen. In Dr. Mario he's literally the worst I've ever seen. And I've watched my brother play as a toddler.
Over a year later and I'm still aghast that Jerma played Doctor Mario, didn't even land on the viruses most of the time, then claimed he couldn't play it cuz he "got an F in geometry"
Hearling Jerma read German might be one of the most blissful experiences I'll ever have He tried so hard to pronounce it right, but pronouncing it in bad English would have been so much more accurate and less deranged sounding drache,dragon beer,beer ringe,rings
Game one: Fat Cat stole the gold bars! You gotta get them back and save the birthday party! Game three: WE'RE DROPPING YOU OFF VIA BLACKHAWK. YOU NEED TO DESTROY THE TERRORIST'S UNDERGROUND ARTILLERY BASE
38:13 I've just recently started watching Jerma's content and I have to say the best moments are the ones that come in multiple parts. I was already laughing when he called what is obviously a forklift a tractor, and then I thought about it and realized that the forklift is ridiculously large.
I like how jerma had a plan to do a timer and rng and all that, but then after he gets like 3 shitty game he instantly gives up on that idea, poor adhd streamer- Also I have not seen a **SINGLE** human being on this beautiful green earth THAT bad at NE DR mario
I was laughing so hard I needed to take some ibuprofen because it was starting to make my back hurt lol. made a gif of robocop punching the dude in the face over and over
ive had this plug and play console for a while now. Mine's called a "Coolbaby". I bought it at a radio shack that had it set up for people to demo and the first game I played was "Mario 10" aka "Super Bros. Kung Fu Mari" and I bought the console instantly after seeing that game. I mean, if you saw what Jerma plays at 1:42:24 how could you NOT buy it.
The funny thing about Solbrain being retitled as Robocop - Solbrain's part of a series called Metal heroes. There was a Metal Heroes series called Jiban that was _very heavily influenced_ by Robocop. So it's kind of Japanese Robocop, but not really.
Skye I just wanna say thank you so much for the work you do! You're edits are the main way I watch jerma and it's crazy how you just do it for free. Tysm for the hours of comfort from your jerma edits
It’s truly impressive how consistently funny he can be in a 4-12 hour stream. Love this dude
and for the last 10+ years
He is "the funny"
Honestly was surprised for the same reason when watching TomatoGaming VOD. XD
both him and joel are able to just be funny for an infinite amount of time
holy shit he completely accurately described what happened in the first battleship match against Ludwig that's incredible
I can see it now. Jerma turns on the facecam. He is clad from head to toe in cat boy outfit, an amalgamation of dollar store party attire and discount women's clothing from JC Penny. He is smiling. Chat is going nuts. He has done it. And then, within two minutes, a stray chat message catches Jerma's eye. "Porn streamer?" he exclaims. He looks at the camera, concern washing over his face like the tide. He reads some more. "Fetish streamer, porn streamer, porn streamer" he reads in rapid succession. "What are you guys talking about?" he asks. And then he reads the one line. "Jerma you might as well be showing your feet on stream" he reads with shrill fear. He screams and turns the camera off. The stream ends, and no one sees Jerma for some months. One guy lives again...
irl creepypasta
This sounds horrifying
I hate how every time someone pitches a Jerma Hypothetical™ I can see it so clearly in my head.
Why can I hear this in vivid detail
prophet
Jerma plays the most basic battleship strategy. The computer figures it out easily because all the hits are together; so it’ll just keep going.
“Well obviously the AI got that, it’s an advanced learning algorithm. A normal person wouldn’t be able to do that.”
his strategy would make so much more sense to just put ‘em all in that corner slightly spaced out
i love how jerma sees a map of the globe and instead of using land masses to figure out where he is, he immediately goes to "America in on the left, that cant be england, england is in the middle of the world"
i go to sleep watching these long edits and the best thing is just listening to the audio and no looking at it so you make up whats going on in your head
Jerma attempting to play German banana prince and the first thing he tries to do is gamble in German with no idea what he’s going to win was absolutely hysterical, fantastic steam, 9/10 deducting 1 point because the music is abysmal in some of these lol
It's funny, in some games Jerma is among the best I've seen. In Dr. Mario he's literally the worst I've ever seen. And I've watched my brother play as a toddler.
he has a knack for sucking ass at any game that requires thought, but being good at games that require constant rote memorization
i might be missing something. what game is he good at?
@@curtdude7 tf2
@@Bellitchi OMEGALUL
@@curtdude7 he was though
Whenever jerma says "otto" in his dog good boy voice it makes me very happy. I would personally definitely stay at the oototel
I have the complete opposite reaction lol
No matter the language or the game, jerma will find a way to gamble
Holy shit those timestamps, appreciate it dude. For real im thankful. Dont stress yourself with the edits, take your time.
Imagine being Jerma’s newborn child and every night you have to listen to his lullabies
dad PLEASE sing aeo again
That's an oddly specific statement 😂
I love how Jerma perfecrly describes several symptoms of adhd during Dr. Mario
Over a year later and I'm still aghast that Jerma played Doctor Mario, didn't even land on the viruses most of the time, then claimed he couldn't play it cuz he "got an F in geometry"
you putting some little facts about the games in your edit makes this so good. really great work :D
i love all your edits in general
24:27 for some reason the "I'm on my way Lewis." kills me every time
Hearling Jerma read German might be one of the most blissful experiences I'll ever have
He tried so hard to pronounce it right, but pronouncing it in bad English would have been so much more accurate and less deranged sounding
drache,dragon beer,beer ringe,rings
the chip and dale arc is underrated. “TALK DALE TALK” to that ear piercing high pitched bit at 1:29:14. magnificent
Game one: Fat Cat stole the gold bars! You gotta get them back and save the birthday party!
Game three: WE'RE DROPPING YOU OFF VIA BLACKHAWK. YOU NEED TO DESTROY THE TERRORIST'S UNDERGROUND ARTILLERY BASE
I've watched that bit about fifteen times now, it's absolutely hilarious
You there. Trigun fan. Your name is almost EXACTLY like mine when shortened.
@@tomiyu2297 very cool coincidence! my trigun homie
This is exactly the kind of stream I want to see from jerma
1:21:10 this is the fourth video on the internet of fruit pig nes
Is rerez one of them
1:27:03 "God I'm falling out my chair" idk why this got me good.
44:57 - "Let's all go the Ootototel and take a NANANANANAP."
That classic AVGN intro is great :)
i love the gamer facts you put in throughout the video. and the timestamps, incredible. thank you for your hard work and wisdom
38:13 I've just recently started watching Jerma's content and I have to say the best moments are the ones that come in multiple parts. I was already laughing when he called what is obviously a forklift a tractor, and then I thought about it and realized that the forklift is ridiculously large.
Love the thumbnail
4:20 Instantly makes me remember Joel playing MIDI hell screams with this game.
i know this is two years old but thank you for adding chapters for all the games, i appreciate it a lot
"One of those push machines that has the balls in it that pretends to be a lawnmower and it goes pppppppopopoppopoppop"
Chip and dale 3 made my whole body hurt from laughter during the stream.
1:28:17 hope that eating sound gets to be nominated to best noise
holy shit lmfao
1:12:25 80 year old streamer with every bodily problem you can have wants to give you advice on how to train
jerma rants incoherently over corrupted chiptune music
19:12 the original battleship stream
Thank you for all the little facts and stuff about the games right on top of jerma guessing it. Love learning about these old games.
I like how jerma had a plan to do a timer and rng and all that, but then after he gets like 3 shitty game he instantly gives up on that idea, poor adhd streamer-
Also I have not seen a **SINGLE** human being on this beautiful green earth THAT bad at NE DR mario
ive never played dr mario once in my life but that bit made me SO made he HAD to be pretending he HAD to be
Jerma speaking German is my "never needed something so bad without realizing it" moment
35:13 why does VENICE BEACH VOLLEYBALL FOR THE FAMILY COMPUTER SYSTEM of all games have the absolute best retro game over theme i’ve heard
The small edits and text you added so much! Thank you for going into the trouble of finding what the games actually were
48:05-48:31 I laughed at this for two straight hours.
Hahahaha!
@@Captainjul This but for two hours
I was laughing so hard I needed to take some ibuprofen because it was starting to make my back hurt lol.
made a gif of robocop punching the dude in the face over and over
Watching him play Dr. Mario caused me physical pain.
Jerma order of operations
> blame controller
> say game sucks
> say game publisher sucks
33:25 Matt and ryan?
Somebody has to tell them about this game
From supermega?
@@HeadLeg our sweet boys
Are we gonna gloss over that jerma played fruit pig, which is an extremely rare game
I love that you putted the japanese translations and explications for some of the games. Thank you for your work
Jerma at the german casino is so funny to me! "JA!"
All these lovely timestamps on this video! I like how short the Raid on Bungeling Bay segment ended up being lol
Wow, I appreciate the extra information added with subs so much, really interesting and niche information :D:)
32:44 Jerma discovers sympathy
I guess he really wanted his battleship prediction to come true
19:18 monkaS the ludwig debt
The explaining texts that you add are cool!
ive had this plug and play console for a while now. Mine's called a "Coolbaby". I bought it at a radio shack that had it set up for people to demo and the first game I played was "Mario 10" aka "Super Bros. Kung Fu Mari" and I bought the console instantly after seeing that game. I mean, if you saw what Jerma plays at 1:42:24 how could you NOT buy it.
holy shit the gyrodine dev was there
devon chat is truly a man of many talents
I've already rewatched this 5 times and this 48:27 has almost killed me twice from choking due to laughter
oh my god, the mad lad timestamped everything!
18:30 disturbingly relatable
I enjoyed the trivia/translations!
he should create a group consisting of fans who get into a submarine and they should call it the Jermarine or somthing and they probably all drown .
Well well well.
Looks like the CEO of oceangate stole your idea.
11:52 I don't know why but this broke me, i just couldn't stop laughing
I had rom hacked nes games on my old phone, and I played kirby, river City Ransom, mario 2, and dig dug all the time.
Jerma's very own Plug and Plague. NIce video Skye.
Beautiful rendition of Marry Had a Little Lamb! I smell a Jerma award.
jerma talking about like, not being able to pass geometry or never knowing the date is so validating as someone with adhd, lmao.
man i prefer your videos even over jermas streams, its just so much more relaxed
Same here but its mainly because i hate jerma
Thank you for the edits as usual!
Shout out to Supermega for making that awesome volleyball game
I was wondering if anyone else made this comment.
It's odd because at least two of the players could pass as Matt and Ryan lol
It's the shortest streamer you've eveeeer seen...
35:20
Shredded volleyball dude telling me to never give up is oddly wholesome
The funny thing about Solbrain being retitled as Robocop - Solbrain's part of a series called Metal heroes. There was a Metal Heroes series called Jiban that was _very heavily influenced_ by Robocop. So it's kind of Japanese Robocop, but not really.
“I should punish you with Fruit Gift”
Thanks for the foot notes, now I can play Moai-kun
thanks for the edit!!!
but the intro starting with catboy jerma..... perfect
The streamer that played 600 games ON STREAM
The Chip and Dale 3 segment killed me
29:09 that edit lmao
Knowing jerma he’s totally gonna forget to ply “hot blooded basketball”
Edit: god fucking damn it
This cat boy costume is just gonna be him in all black spandex with shitty cat in the hat makeup (aka the Mike Meyers) and it will be delightful.
This reminds me of action 52
Wow really fast edit. Thanks again!
when he played elevator action that unlocked so many hidden memories of mine
11:40 Hey RUclips, I'm the dev of Sinistar...
44:56 Maybe later we can book a room in the OOTOTOTOTEL and have a nice NANANANANAP!
A roguelike Gyrodine with indie artstyle and better controls would be kinda cool
Skye I just wanna say thank you so much for the work you do! You're edits are the main way I watch jerma and it's crazy how you just do it for free. Tysm for the hours of comfort from your jerma edits
Thank you!
Great edit!
Every time Jerma talks about fighting games I am more and more sure the genre isn't for him 1:11:00
The super Olympics. Dude fucking ran a 7.67s 100metres. Threw a javelin 110metres and jumped 13m
It physically hurt to watch him "play" doctor mario
This was the first ever Jerma stream I caught live
why do both joel and jerma think they've already played Mario 7
the three stooges ABC's song made my damn day. Thank you, psycho streamer.
Stop
1:08:12 I lost my SHIT at the butterfly just taking the ball omg
German Jerma is something i didnt know i needed
Germa
Imagine getting a Family Computer System when the NES was at it's peak.
He actually called it 19:18
catboy waiting room
24:11
Wow so after leaving the Beatles, George Harrison got really good at Robocop 4.
7:28 Someone needs to sample him saying "Stop drinking bong water."
Can't wait for Call of Duty: Utmost Warfare
he is a robot he is a cop he is a robocop