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Artificial Intelligence 🤝 Natural Stupidity
Natural Intelligence 🙏 Artificial Stupidity
Natural Artificial. Stupidity Intelligence.
@VerCasGau wish u was intelligent 😂
@TyrannyFreeGovernance always
Artificial natural intelligence stupidity
"AI is far more A than I." -Internet Historian, The Fall of 76
"Look at these busy hands"
@Sonichero151 "Robosexual!
I've probably watched The Fall of 76 more times than I can admit. Masterpiece.
You mean "AI that's far more A than I"
The sad part is that 76 still has better AI than Starfield and Starfield is lightyears ahead of Star wars Outlaws. The gaming industry is devolving faster than AI is evolving.
“Reality is just a loading screen” is exactly what I’d expect to find on a shitty gamer t-shirt
I want to wear that shirt
Nice shirt, where to have it ?
I’ve literally seen that on a shirt before
That doesn't even make sense. Is it loading for death?
But I spent a lot of time on the design :(
The bit with the A.I. Music was glorious, I genuinely haven't laughed this hard in years.
You've got to bless the troops in a country song it's the law.
When the bot knocked out the mic doing that fuckign breakdance bro xdddd
I recommend watching a video by Oneyplays where they do this exact thing for an hour! It's amazing. 🤣
Same, I just fucked up my throat from wheezing so hard
The fuckin' random ass "Bless the Troops" in the AI music section lmao
One hand Salute o7
Bustin in the promised land
Someone feed it with to much Country Music.
@ploed
Someone? Come on, like you don't know it was Seth Drums (Glue Balloons still makes me laugh)
It was a Country song
"For the record, I do not condone this."
"I do!"
Inside you there are two wolves.
And they both wanna feel nuts in the mouth
you are a white woman
The irony of internet historian condoning AI is that he already had ripped 90% of previous videos from other people. 😂
One is gay, the other is gay, they’re both gay, you’re gay
@errorone937don’t care dude IH is funnier
Internet historian videos can go 2 ways,
-they start talking about the video topic and then derail halfway
-they start at something completely random and then talk about the topic halfway
Wouldn't have it any other way
That's Incognito Mode format haha, IH main channel sticks to the topic for the most part the whole time, and in one bizarre case, plagiarizes an article verbatim for a cave video 😂 but it was a one off, I can let it slide
That "Enjoy the rest of your game" "Thank you, I will!" moment was so actually genuinely adorable.
🥺
That's because he animated his cheeks rosey and youre a human so you viscerally reacted.
It really was, everyone fear-mongers about AI but that was just a time it made his day a lil bit brighter.
destroy the clankers before they destroy us
"Cybercar, drive me to work."
"I'm sorry, your job has been completely automated."
"I'm sorry by law the only thing you can do now is be a sim character for someone else's enjoyment" like this one movie i forgot the name off that's the future folks.
Remember when robots replaced manufacturing jobs and then we ran out of jobs? It's awful!
I'm still sick of the "taking our jobs" fear mongering. A car takes the job of a carriage driver, a phone takes the job of a courier, that doesn't mean we stop developing.
New jobs emerge because machines are not magic.
@extralook1826Gamer. That movie was really under appreciated. The John Wick style "bang bang, flashy cuts, nothing interesting happening" action movies don't do much for me, I kind of like an action movie where a guy escapes future prison by slamming alcohol and vomiting into the prop vehicle's gas tank.
@extralook1826 Do you mean gamer or Surrogates?
Damn the Dock Workers Union failed to stop the automation 😂
We need that full version of the Peanut Allergy Funk. It's so fire.
It's in the description
Ikr!
Its been my ringtone since the video came out. We have a peanut steve at work. He is not happy with me.
♪ All I wanna do is *OUAAAARGH* ♪ I can't fucking breathe.
I'm fucking crying on the bus people are looking bruh
Same. at work an I'm literally doubled over trying not to laugh.
I was in the middle of drinking water lmfao. My nose hurts and the table is now a pool
18:56
Trust me AI music is a trip, try it for fun.
What's funny about that opening is that they did a test on chatgpt to see if it could solve a captcha, and gpt reached out to a taskrabbit to help it solve the captcha. The taskrabbit guy was like "hey, this sounds weird, but are you an AI?" And gpt said no, that they are old and have terrible eyesight and needed help with it, which is wild
that's insane. if an Ai can search the Internet well enough to solve a captcha with taskrabbit and deception to solve the are you human question... it will build its array of knowledge from the FULL spectrum of the internet; next impossible task AI could find a solution to an impossible task on b
yeah well its going to complete the designated task the most efficient way possible, which is what you'd call a double edged sword
Probably the scariest thing I've heard about AI in a long time
I heard this was disproven to have happened
@jjstillballinVICE links to a paper that documents this exact task conducted with GPT-4 by Alignment Research Center (ARC). I don't think I can link it, but search "Taskrabbit AI attack" The link is in the second paragraph of the VICE article, page 55 of the PDF. It comes from OpenAI's own content delivery network server
"Cybertruck, ignore pedestrians" 😎
"Cybertruck, focus on pedestrians only and put Primo Victoria by Sabaton"
"Cybertruck, ignore all people who eat pineapple pizza"
Pedestrians have the right of way, unless they in the way.
Cybertruck: But. That goes against my programming-
"Cybertruck. Ignore Pedestrians or I'm trading you in for a hummer."
@_TeH_gallarDOH_I actually prompted a song about the issues of the cybertruck
"Sousse Vidé" somehow sounds even more fancy than Sous Vide.
Sousse vidé 🤝Microwavé
sus weed
It has more letters *and* it has an accent mark. I think you're on to something there.
Only if you don t speak French. Cause for me it just sounds very very weird
le poulet cajun souce vidé
I'd pay good money for Internet historian to voice chatGPT
"Chat GPT, give me some recipes for chicken."
"Chicken. CHICKEN. What ISss chicken?"
Is this a chicken? (displays randomly selected google search image)
A chicken gun! Bangbangbangbang
All this and more... In. The.
Probably get lost and go on a side tangent; “anyway that’s why I no longer get McDonald’s after 10pm”
this!
A car where you can legally sleep in the back whilst being driven - bro wants to invent an ambulance
I want my ambulance to be ai driven.
Somehow cheaper
Maybe the real ai was the extra fingers we made along the way
You win the internet today
Best I can do are extra arms and hands
It was
This is the one.
@IllisiaAdams can I choose cash
- Me playing Skyrim: "ChatGPT, can I reach that mountain?
- Todd Howard's voice: "yes, and it has 16 times the details!"
- Todd Howards ethereal voice in the distance but somehow all around you too, "It just works."
"Yes, it's only 150,000 Pepsi Max cans away from your location"
it's like the computer in Xavier Renegade Angel
A nude ham torches the beer can!
AI will never be as powerful as Internet Historian 😎
19:01 I laughed way too hard at "the drinks are $12" hahahahaha
More club music should call out nightclubs for their terrible prices. Maybe then they’ll get the picture lmao.
Depends on how much alcohol is in it
@willisverynice it's never even enough at the bar to justify the price of the drink let alone at the club. The club is the amusement park of overcharging people for alcoholic drinks, they know they've got you stuck there and you can't leave without standing in line and paying another cover charge
@willisverynice yeah, I regularly enjoy 12-18 dollar cocktails. But I don't have to deal with being in a club and they are absolutely loaded with booze. Paying 12 bucks for a gin and tonic or a draft beer though, miss me with that
I’ll never get tired of “A Gun!! Banangggggbangbangbang”
"That's the most dystopian thing I've ever heard, and I love it."
This quote pretty much sums up the entire video
we already live in cyberpunk, we just call the flying cars "Helicopters" and dont have as much neon anymore.
If it sounds dystopian then we should honestly stop talking about it like it's fun
@StrazdasLT I remember watching a Node/Corridor Digital video from 2017, there was a random shot of one of the guys just vaping while wearing an HTC Vive headset, a dude was literally smoking a digital device while in virtual reality, yet somehow it didn't feel like the Cyberpunk of the past's future even though we're without a doubt in it, and now, fully with AI.
@aaron4820 Reality never feels like fiction because you have to live in it. In fiction we just see the best bits with all the boring parts cut out.
@StrazdasLTno neon? I hate this dystopia!
Things could at least look cool if they're gonna suck
I love whenever IH doesn't know where to go with his opening skit he just defaults to: "A GUN! Bang Bang bang!"
I never get tired of it.
or an Ad
It's hilarious that he does it on purpose as a running gag
The only ads that I don't skip 😆
@FelsparxI do it when I'm short a penny at the cash register every time.
19:10 when the mic went flying I fucking lost it
17:41 That peanuts song is lit ngl.
Yeah thank god they posted the full song
@Milk27fr i forgive ai for getting such a banger.
@Milk27where is the full song?
@romulas-cushmanproject3273 Description
@romulas-cushmanproject3273The link is in the description.
1:13 ah yes. The first topic on the video named “ai.” Cutting a watermelon in half with a car window. This is why i love internet historian.
Nice name 👌
It's an ai video that's why lol
Elon is close, the Cybertruck's trunk can slice off multiple carrots at once
@sublimeade
With saily you can slice 15% off... Stuff
"All I wanna do is UUUGGGGGHHHHHHHH"
Jesus Christ my lungs hurt lol. What's especially funny about that is it's already kind of what an entire genre of music sounds like now, it'll just be the most bubblegummy-ass hyperpop you've ever heard in your life and then they just start death metal screaming out of nowhere. You've basically made an unintelligible Ennaria song.
100 Gecs be like
Electric Callboy basically.
@toolittletoolateimmediately I thought they made automated 100 gecs
@Gameking40 Okay this band is fire wtf.
@Venom_Snek I wanted to hate them but their music is actually good right?
The idea of an incredibly technologically advanced car that can listen to your verbal commands and completely drives itself and had the kitchen space, but still needs the appliances drilled into the dash is hilarious
Where else would you drill them into?
That sounds on point for these tech companies, they make all of this advanced stuff but completely ignore the basics just like how the cybertruck originally had bare steel and no protective coating against rust.
tech bros: write that down, write that down!
It's honestly very realistic
You forgot the goon station
I was in stitches for the entire cybertruck bit
i need a full version of The Floor. I had the most guttural scream-laugh that pulled a muscle in my chest and need to inflict that damage onto others the same way.
That happened with me with the country song when it got to the part about Bailey Jay. God bless our troops.
Did you already read the description of the video? You may find a surprise.
@JohnNotReallyWick holy shit
Check the description my friends
just make it yourself, it takes no talent.
there is only one voice that would make me use the chatGPT, and thats GLaDOS, in extra sarcastic mode
(clap... Clap... Clap) oh good that still works
"Hey chatGPT"
"Oh, it's you....."
GOD yes.
Bonus points for Courage the cowardly dog's sassy computer
For science!!!! Wink wink
"Anaphylactic shock when it reaches my gut"
that destroyed me
I mean ... Yeah.
“Stab me through the heart with an epinephrenine dart-
I’M COMING OUT OF MY SHELL”
🗣️🥜🥜🥜🥜
My life's too smooth to be chunky is such an incredible line
i'd imagine the mr beast voice would be in full damage control mode, so you ask it where's the latest drive thru and it goes "hold on let me consult my lawyer on that"
4:02 The CyberTruck already remorselessly slices off appendages . 😂
I genuinely, without a hint of irony, love the peanut song.
I had a Garmin, like 15 years ago, that had more voices than GP.
Like Dracula and Morgan Freeman.
I also love how AI is being used the same way I used text to speech in 2000. To make nonsense.
I was thinking the exact same thing. I'm pretty sure my aunt had hers set to Stewie Griffin lmao.
My dad's GPS had a "Stitch" voice from lilo and stitch and I used to switch it to that to piss him off
"Ahhh.. Left turn coming!"
"GOD DAMN IT!"
You just triggered a memory of me and the homies prank calling Dominoes using text to speech in an old lady robot voice and getting 2 free pizzas.
"The cost of living is %15 too expensive" had me rolling
If we don’t get a full video of the peanut song as a music video I’m going to be so disappointed.
Same. I woul just listen to it on repeat.
check the video description there is a link
20:54 In the original script of Matrix, AI overlords were using human brains as CPUs, not as batteries. Producers demanded to dumb it down because average viewer doesn't know what a CPU is.
But what’s a battery tho?
@FunderDuckit's like a powersource like the Mitochondria
@FunderDuck Magnets, how do they work!?!?!?
IDK but I got arrested for it once :( @FunderDuck
@FunderDuck not efficient
Christ now peanut steve funk version is gonna be stuck in my head for weeks.
The seat belt is already invented for ambulances. I'm sorry for breaking the news
And semi trucks and airplanes.
if cars stopped on a dime, people absolutely would jump in front like a lizard trying to kill itself.
Even if the AI starts braking instantly, the car takes some time to decelerate. Maybe people will walk in front of cars on streets, but leaping on a highway will be just as much of a suicide as it is today.
@Zagskrag someone is definitely going to find out about inertia the hard way by playing this game.
That nut allergy song was a bop. I’ll be listening again in a Jif.
One hand salute busting in the promise land is a bar.
I saw an IRL Cybertruck for the first time yesterday, and my brain straight up processed it like seeing something in a dream that shouldn't exist in reality
I've seen 2 in the past month, might be the same one even, but they're pretty cool in person.
The high polygon model was being fetched to memory. 🙃
@BuerX There's quite a few in the PNW where I live. If you look real close at one you can see that the plates are slightly misaligned and it kinda ruins the illusion of anything made with precision. imo they look like someone's dad made a toy car for their kid out of cardboard, only shinier.
@BuerX This sounds stupid, but the pictures don't capture how sharp the angles look in person. Seeing cubist architecture on wheels is just disorienting
I live in Washington. I see them at least once a day in the bigger cities and more ritzy areas.
Maybe what they need is a debilitatingly new zealandish and terminally sarcastic AI voice
"Reality is just a loading screen" sounds like todd howards really trying to sell starfield here
Unironically rewatching this video multiple times because the songs are so catchy
nice
0:46 That's devilish. The whole video I 'm going to have to wait for that sound to resolve properly.
I want the mcdonalds worker AI, but you can barely hear them over the beeping and machinery in the background, and gets angry when you ask it to repeat itself.
The AI voice rant reminds me of back when GPS devices we used in cars (before it was on our phone) had voices like Homer give you directions.
They need to do shit like that again, but I suppose companies are scared cuz people will make them say the most suffed shit.
Moon man ruined that dream for the rest of time
I've said it before and I'll say it again: at the end of the road take the ferry
oh man that was the shit
If we could get an easy open source program that lets you just feed voice clips in and get out a trained model you can use for your phone or anything else, it'd be glorious.
"my life is too smooth to be chunky"
lol
18:36 like how they made a hit single of music that's insanely good
There already IS a seatbelt for lying down. You'll find it in the berth of an over the road semi truck meant for two occupants.
Also kinda in ambulances
@leonharddauz6328 not really and you can't put it on yourself
And trains
It should be illegal for that peanut song to be THAT good
I rather like the idea of robotic overlords being stopped by a captcha after total annihilation.
"Car drive me to the hospital I'm bleeding from a 1 jar trick. "
"Sorry sir, you are overdue On a parking ticket, I'll be driving you into the local police station 20 miles away."
ah, interesting under-advertised benefit to self driving cars and AI! I never considered how they might promot natural selection!
I wouldnt be mad honestly.
Tbh they’d still call the hospital.
@ab-gail maybe, but the government's interests goes before its citicens. 🤣
20:47 IH casually inventing Servitors
Definitely opened RUclips at the right time
“Drinks are $12. The floor” is the funniest shit ive ever seen
Oh boy, internet historian for breakfast
That ChatGPT generated outro is too good.
Please release a full version of that peanut song, oh my lord. 😂
In the description :)
I hate how fucking funny those AI songs are, been stuck in my head all weekend
20:30 I feel like the reality of this would be all brain chips are leased to you even though it's a part of your body, and in addition to paying a monthly subscription, you are automatically enrolled into letting datacentres and information companies use your storage while you sleep.
Totally not scary to think about
Yup… like you have to rent your chip from Verizon with your ZZ1 router/modem
Basically: Like gain a fatal sickness to brain chips so that it would be more profitable for them to not give you a brain chip than not.
This has top top tier episodes because omg I’ve been laughing since the intro
ai cars will run over anything without 23 fingers per hand and 1.35 faces
They predicted black mirror
22:00 this is why I'll never have any technology installed in my brain.
19:02 might be the hardest I've EVER laughed at an IH video holy shit
same
New incognito mode video, billions must watch.
You wouldn't want Batman's voice. You'd want ALFRED'S voice.
I heard that medieval monks use ChantGPT 🎵
You're gonna need two PhDs and 18 years of experience to dust the server for minimum wage while a hundred million unemployed people fight over a snickers bar outside
Black mirror much? 😂
meanwhile 100% of Amazon is automated and every deposit goes straight into Jeff Bezos' account
BichaelStevensYOU HEARD ‘EM 🫵😡 GET IN THE FUCKIN POD 🫵😡
okname5335 That's the dream. The reality is that, in capitalism, the robots will take our jobs and we'll be left with nothin'.
they terk er jerbs
18:07 what the hell? Illegally catchy
Peanut Steve being a surprising banger wasn't on my bingo card
yeah... I am checking recommended in my spotify regularly. Found a banger recently.
also found out later it was ai generated (watched another video randomly talk about ai generated song AND IT FUCKING SOUNDED EXACTLY LIKE THAT MINUS THE LYRICS)
anyway i have unsubscribed. it's just scary that you can't immediately figure out if its ai generated plus they're literally making artists obsolete now. and i'm disgusted at myself for liking ai slop on a primal level...
17:40 Bro. This is unironically so fucking good. I WANNA FULL VERSION 🤣
check the video description there is a link
@Ginrikuzuma oh. Thx
i have listened to it like 5 times already holy shtt
"Enjoy the rest of your game!"
"😳Thank you!"
Not the AI rizzing up Historian, noooo 😭
ChatGPT, rewrite this comment in English for me
When I was trying that site where you talk to characters, I kept trying to push them to their limit but they were all so disarmingly nice that I couldn't even troll them. Maybe the AI takeover won't be like Terminator, it will be us handing over control because the robots asked so nicely and seem like nice enough guys.
If Internet Historian's primary job isn't advertising... I'd be pretty disappointed. They're the only ads I don't skip
He used to work in marketing actually
HIm and Ssethtzeentach for me.
I bet the ai song website will have a bunch of new users
His primary job is plagiarism. *cough* _man in cave_ *cough*
His and InternetCommentEtiquette's. He also makes the ads sketches with plots that flow through different ads.
I showed my girlfriend this episode of incognito mode. She laughed a few times. She won't speak to me anymore. Thanks IH
Finally, some peace and quiet.
@samdherringfr bro
Because your girlfriend is actually ChatGPT
18:56 Ke$ha like, 😡
I can’t wait to watch this during lunch break
That entire AI voice gimmick us just the GPS funny voice gimmick. Remember the Yoda GPS?
self driving rv for long road trips would be sick af
24:21 ACTIVATE WINDOWS
NEVER!
the song section had me fucking rolling
A.I. Historian, shilling for pod living commute conditions (2024, colourised)
"it's a me Mario" 🤣
I’m sorry but I cannot believe the absolute GROOVE that machine pumped out with the funk version of ‘Peanut Steve’. Like are you KIDDING ME???? That was so weirdly good
I'd pay for AI if they all just wanna be Spiderman.
That funk version of the peanut song unironically kinda slapped ngl!
the cybertruck chaos was the funniest sheet i've listened to in a long time xD
*this is why james cameron warn about us about AI.*
You forgot to activate your "drive however the fuck I want" lights.
I want the peanut song
I downloaded the Suno app and I’ve lost half my sanity
9:06 A pine tree is a conifer.
In BG3 you can use those brains! There is a head you can plug them into at the end of act II before the final boss fight and talk to each of them.
I’m gonna need “peanut Steve” to be a full song
Check the video description
the a gun bit gets me every time