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    Poko Poko Island (Sunsnug Isle theme) - Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate
    Just a Tribal Game - Halo 3: ODST
    Quirky Dog - Kevin MacLeod
    Coral Highlands Battle - Monster Hunter World
    Insidious Two - Infraction
    Adrenaline - Soundridemusic
    Polygraph - Infraction
    Hanuda Elementary School - Forbidden Siren
    Haunted School - Pokemon Ultra Sun & Ultra Moon
    Janokubi Valley - Forbidden Siren
    Trainer Battle - Pokemon Red & Blue
    Pig Parking - Saw: The Video Game
    Lavender Town - Pokemon Red & Blue
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  • @Auctarius23
    @Auctarius23 2 дня назад +5227

    "I'll avoid using any homophobic slurs for the rest of the month"
    >month is already over when he posts

    • @Aeaaoooaaa
      @Aeaaoooaaa 2 дня назад +253

      Same vibe as “I’ll give all donations to the gays for pride month” after it ends

    • @BozoN638
      @BozoN638 2 дня назад +42

      shows em liberals right!

    • @ghoulbuster1
      @ghoulbuster1 2 дня назад +185

      Doubling my slur usage next month.

    • @AndersonFerrara
      @AndersonFerrara 2 дня назад +54

      based af

    • @SUBARCTICPSYCHO
      @SUBARCTICPSYCHO 2 дня назад +128

      LOOKS LIKE SLURS ARE BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!

  • @iltaak
    @iltaak 2 дня назад +1399

    -"what's in the IH video on 'exploration'?"
    -"mostly an impromptu pokemon creepy pasta"

    • @emperortgp2424
      @emperortgp2424 День назад +78

      an exploration of different topics, it all makes sense now

    • @superman5150
      @superman5150 День назад +46

      "I watched Internet Historian...at 3am!"

    • @Secret_Takodachi
      @Secret_Takodachi День назад +17

      Did you know vaporeon is the best pokemon to breed with?.....

    • @plokijum
      @plokijum День назад +4

      Explored our patience.

    • @arjacx9207
      @arjacx9207 День назад +1

      @@superman5150 About that...

  • @nob2243
    @nob2243 День назад +520

    "Mr. President... a second Charizard has hit the towers"

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye День назад +4

      At least it wasn't Tentacruel.

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea День назад +1

      yes

  • @melwasnevergivenaname
    @melwasnevergivenaname День назад +228

    I figured the tarot card stealing was because there's a superstition that you can't buy your first set, they need to be gifted so maybe these people do mental gymnastics to think "the store is gifting it to me"

    • @ShadyAugur
      @ShadyAugur День назад +57

      This kind of thinking is on point for the people I know that earnestly practice tarot readings. 😂

    • @mosspawcat
      @mosspawcat 20 часов назад +15

      It's because tarot is "in fashion" for teenage girls right now. They are doing the same thing for crystals as that's also witch vogue.

    • @Shythalia
      @Shythalia 13 часов назад +9

      ​@@mosspawcat Not just teen girls, there are adult women still into this. lol

    • @kpcraftster6580
      @kpcraftster6580 7 часов назад

      The kind of people who take tarot seriously, are the same kind of people who have know respect for the concept of ownership and property rights. Pink-haired "wicca" communists.

    • @mandowarrior123
      @mandowarrior123 7 часов назад

      Women don't get repercussions, so its natural they're thieving little hinnies.

  • @CitizenLily
    @CitizenLily 2 дня назад +4254

    i had a job when you last posted an In The Field. I can finally relive what it’s like to be employed, thank you Internet Historian.

    • @shortfuse9443
      @shortfuse9443 2 дня назад +123

      Ay. Unemployment gang

    • @The1Undying
      @The1Undying 2 дня назад +82

      unemployed bums represent!

    • @dektarey4024
      @dektarey4024 2 дня назад +50

      Depression's in our blood!

    • @b.elzebub9252
      @b.elzebub9252 2 дня назад +49

      @@The1Undying *Steps my employed ass over the bums in the most condescending way.*

    • @dbz9393
      @dbz9393 2 дня назад +24

      that job market is tough dont worry about it bro, just sit back and relax. (unless you're american)

  • @NaturalWorldFacts
    @NaturalWorldFacts 2 дня назад +1892

    Thanks for the mention man! 😁 I love your stuff - that was super unexpected.
    Any deep sea questions at all, shoot them my way. It’s wild down there!

    • @rusinoe8364
      @rusinoe8364 День назад +42

      Wow, I am so jelly(fish) of you right now

    • @skatingfreak1670
      @skatingfreak1670 День назад +3

      do you film that stuff yourself or what?

    • @kinko4786
      @kinko4786 День назад +2

      I will check your stuff out. Looks intresting :)

    • @tarjeiaksnes5418
      @tarjeiaksnes5418 День назад +2

      Im really interested is squids, and I have been trying to learn about collosal squid, but it's so hard to find anything about them.
      What do they eat, where do they live, how do they hunt. Id love some facts about them:)❤

    • @theonlybilge
      @theonlybilge День назад +21

      ​@@tarjeiaksnes5418
      They eat: Norwegians
      They live: in Norway
      They hunt by: finding you, specifically.

  • @YoelFievelBenAvram
    @YoelFievelBenAvram 2 дня назад +76

    I woke up in the cave. I was wearing a blak leather low cut top with chains all over it all over it a blak leather mini, black high held boots and a cross belly fing. My hair was al up in a messy relly high bun.

    • @barbaro267
      @barbaro267 День назад +14

      And goth eyeliner with black lipstick

    • @ChristineNighting
      @ChristineNighting День назад +9

      Also my eye color changed from eating so much cereal

    • @averageajay2906
      @averageajay2906 4 часа назад +1

      Vampire was also there, jumped of his Black Ferrari.

    • @shinkinshin001119
      @shinkinshin001119 2 часа назад

      Don't mention cave, it's a trigger word around here.

  • @electricbayonet2
    @electricbayonet2 2 дня назад +49

    I hope IH and Many Kudos keep inventing bad creepypastas. They’re such a treat.

    • @moomyung9231
      @moomyung9231 День назад +3

      So just normal creepypastas.

    • @electricbayonet2
      @electricbayonet2 5 часов назад

      @moomyung9231 Ha! True. But it’s great how they can improv ones that are _aggressively_ generic.

  • @snekks7497
    @snekks7497 2 дня назад +2894

    Captain Cook lost his hand and replaced it with a spatula

    • @stellviahohenheim
      @stellviahohenheim 2 дня назад

      Captain Cock

    • @thesaddestdude3575
      @thesaddestdude3575 2 дня назад

      He used to explore da booty!
      He is a pirate after all.

    • @icehGG
      @icehGG 2 дня назад +34

      maybe thats why they liked him so much after his death

    • @Jade_1872
      @Jade_1872 2 дня назад +71

      So captain cook is the hash slinging slasher

    • @superfurryfox1
      @superfurryfox1 2 дня назад

      Beat me to it! ​@@Jade_1872

  • @RazzleDazzle23
    @RazzleDazzle23 2 дня назад +1309

    I strongly believe that NordVPN doesn't even exist anymore, but he keeps doing the ads as a part of his routine...

    • @autonoob
      @autonoob День назад +59

      Maybe there never was a nordvpn 😮

    • @RoosterFloyd
      @RoosterFloyd День назад +145

      ​@@autonoob Maybe the real VPN was the nords we made along the way...

    • @ArtyTheBasedGod
      @ArtyTheBasedGod День назад +26

      ​@@RoosterFloydlike how Skyrim belongs to the nords?

    • @RoosterFloyd
      @RoosterFloyd День назад +14

      @@ArtyTheBasedGod What's better, to be born with a VPN or to use an IH promo code?

    • @Nemesis_Zer0
      @Nemesis_Zer0 День назад +13

      You nerds don't actually pay for a vpn do you? Want protection? Just give us your financial info that is specifically tied to your identity, trust us, we will never use it against you! (insert insidious laughter)

  • @cc0767
    @cc0767 День назад +18

    Berserk beeing locked up in a save from the bookstore is incredible

    • @atomic_wait
      @atomic_wait 5 часов назад +1

      With all of its ligaments severed and a bizarre metal mask covering its head.

  • @papatoni8993
    @papatoni8993 День назад +26

    I got home today from a long day running errands, and what I saw, it shocked me to my core. The Internet Historian had finally uploaded again. My whole world filled with static. And then I woke up to myself floating above my body, seeing a hyper realistic version of myself watching the Internet Historian video, and thoroughly enjoying it.

    • @FirstFamilyCharger
      @FirstFamilyCharger 5 часов назад

      Did you watch until you finished yourself? And then, did you also finish while finishing yourself?

  • @theshadowrunner28
    @theshadowrunner28 2 дня назад +1365

    >So I turned right
    >Turns left

    • @tiyenin
      @tiyenin 2 дня назад +47

      Shut up, he OBVIOUSLY turns towards the right of the screen, you can say NOTHING to convince me otherwise

    • @Jared-ln1pd
      @Jared-ln1pd 2 дня назад

      very obviously camera angles dont change in those pokemon games, dumb comment.

    • @pistol0grip0pump
      @pistol0grip0pump День назад +6

      Cmon lads (And ladette) - We've all missed the right turn only to turn left - BUT....Sometimes that left turn can turn out to be the right turn you'd been missing all your life....other times it gets you killed and worn like a Onesie by the patriarch of a mutant Hillbilly family....it's a numbers game really, but you don't know until you try! 😱😎

    • @hashbrown777
      @hashbrown777 День назад +18

      He meant "turned [to the] right"
      It's not a first person game.

    • @primarchguysmith5321
      @primarchguysmith5321 День назад +10

      They don’t use freedom units, so that’s metric right.

  • @daili4917
    @daili4917 2 дня назад +412

    Fun fact about brine pools: fish dip into them to scavenge dead fish, however they have to be quick as otherwise they also die due to toxic shock!

  • @jaredurbain9705
    @jaredurbain9705 День назад +28

    This guy is one of the RARE channels that i wont skip the "ad time". Lmao😂

    • @DavidKen878
      @DavidKen878 12 часов назад

      There's a woman who not only schedules the ads in her videos, but she places them with one of those fuzzy screens that happens when the signal is lost. So each time the ad is over, she says welcome back like it's an actual commercial break instead of the ad just randomly popping up in the middle her talking.

    • @kristoffer8609
      @kristoffer8609 Час назад

      @@DavidKen878 That's a huge ask, considering they normally aren't capable of that.

  • @ruthiewitter569
    @ruthiewitter569 День назад +120

    To be fair, fish can be very sympathetic and sweet.
    I kept a sickly albino betta fish for about 8 months. He had a long, lonely life in a dirty cup at a pet store. But when I saw him, he looked me in the eyes. He lifted himself up from the floor of his cup and stared. He lay back down sadly when I put the cup down. I picked it up, and he did it again. I rushed home, prepped the tank, returned and bought him. All the way home, he watched me, very closely. I think he knew I was rescuing him.
    In those 8 months, I got super emotionally attached to him. Hoshi knew his name when I called from behind the desk (he couldn’t see me back there), he would play peekaboo with my hand on the glass, and shimmer his long fins excitedly whenever I praised him. He learned to swim through a hoop for treats, and he always showed off to my best friend.
    When I bought a cleaner snail, he lay across the bag as I floated it, and refused to leave. He and Ghost became friends. He would slowly swim around the tank, watching her clean, and never pecked at her long, temptingly wiggly eyestalks. Whenever she invaded his hammock log, even when he was testy, he never snapped at her. He’d patiently wait for her to be done, then dart back in to lie down.
    He eventually got too sick and chewed and bashed his own fins off in stress. He lasted about two days in a sick, stressed decline, and before I could euthanize him, he burrowed himself into a plant and passed away.
    Even at the end, he breathed slower and calmer when I had my hand on the glass. He would stop darting around in a panic whenever I sat by his tank, and swim over to see me. He didn’t like my family as much, for he avoided them coming to the glass. But he knew my face.
    Stars, I miss him. I’m crying a little just writing this.
    Fish have personalities. They’re really sweet when you earn their trust. I miss Hoshi so much 🤍

    • @homuraakemi493
      @homuraakemi493 День назад

      Imagine being this much of a woman

    • @HeteroSkeletal
      @HeteroSkeletal День назад +6

      Rest easy, Hoshi..
      I’ve grown really attached to my betta.. out of nowhere he now has a giant tumor and I’m gonna be really bummed if it’s malignant.

    • @aadipie
      @aadipie День назад +13

      This has to be a copypasta

    • @qlives
      @qlives День назад +1

      One Time for HOSHI!! R.I.P.

    • @Mglue3
      @Mglue3 День назад +9

      If this ain't a copypasta. Let me compliment you on the rich inner life you have. Regardless of whoever and whatever else you are.

  • @jackwhite2654
    @jackwhite2654 2 дня назад +571

    I thought that creepypasta was going to go in a completely different direction.
    "I arrived in New York City, and noticed something in the sky... it was a Charizard flying out of control, heading straight for the twin towers"

    • @bauefrenchmen3126
      @bauefrenchmen3126 День назад +20

      The twin poketowers.but I knew better because Steel type Pokémon don't melt from flame attacks this was something more, this had to be the work of thous pesky psychic type abras but not from the next region over they were in the towers all along. It was an inside gypsy my God.

    • @hamilton7798
      @hamilton7798 День назад +1

      Too soon.

    • @Hawk7886
      @Hawk7886 День назад +13

      "Mr. President a second lizard has struck the towers."

  • @dontlookatmyname3785
    @dontlookatmyname3785 2 дня назад +524

    I climbed Mt Everest SL1, naked, fists only and no summons. Git gud scrubs if you got carried by the Sherpas you didnt beat the mountain.

    • @robertallan8035
      @robertallan8035 2 дня назад +41

      Mt Everest is the Dark Souls of mountains

    • @TQFMTradingStrategies
      @TQFMTradingStrategies 2 дня назад +36

      You can wall clip behind the first base camp to end up on the backside of the mountain then you can just jump spam your way to the top from there.
      You can still get the XP from all the Sherpas and any Hiker mobs that spawn on the way back down after you’ve grabbed the Yeti Suit.

    • @ianh1504
      @ianh1504 2 дня назад +22

      Sherpa here, you still get the achievement cape if we carry you
      Dont mess with my money bro

    • @saltysmoke
      @saltysmoke День назад +8

      Lying about climbing Mount Everest can get you banned from mountains I wish this was a joke

    • @__-tp4tm
      @__-tp4tm День назад +1

      The Gatekeeping is real

  • @williambrewer7299
    @williambrewer7299 День назад +15

    I just want to say, whenever they were doing the spooky story and historian did the "and that's when it happened", RUclips gave me a cat food ad and I thought it was just part of the bit

  • @joinsideke
    @joinsideke День назад +12

    Apparently there's a "superstition" on Tiktok that your first Tarot deck has to be stolen. Or it won't work right? I mean it's really just a justification to shoplift and feel like a rebel, I guess.

    • @candyvampire3393
      @candyvampire3393 День назад +8

      That's pretty stupid. The idea is a Tarot deck has to be /gifted/ to the one using them... odd play on that, I suppose.

  • @perin_m
    @perin_m 2 дня назад +808

    There’s also insane amounts of trash on Mount Everest now because people just toss stuff/ body waste there while they explore it, and don’t care to bring it back down. Nothing decomposes ether so it’s like a giant landfill now. The pictures of it are 🤢

    • @BasedOttoHightower
      @BasedOttoHightower 2 дня назад +36

      When people are exploring one of the most dangerous places in the world a human can go, picking up trash isn’t really a priority. We’re not talking about a walk through your local city park. 🤡

    • @Average_Brad
      @Average_Brad 2 дня назад +82

      Also a couple hundred corpses...

    • @Obiwancolenobi
      @Obiwancolenobi 2 дня назад

      @@BasedOttoHightower Sorry - are you defending trashing nature because it's 'difficult to navigate'?
      What a smoothbrain take.
      All of the chuds going up the mountain have their hand held by sherpas, lol.

    • @tairak3923
      @tairak3923 2 дня назад +245

      ​@@BasedOttoHightowerExploring? What's there to explore at this point? It's just tourism.

    • @AliceBowie
      @AliceBowie 2 дня назад +17

      It's mostly just dead people and the gear they were carrying. I guess they could toss them over the side, but they might land on other people down below.

  • @2013Arcturus
    @2013Arcturus 2 дня назад +312

    >Happy Pride Month
    >Posts July 1st
    A true master of his craft

    • @RipOffProductionsLLC
      @RipOffProductionsLLC 3 часа назад

      Apparently July is now "disability pride month", at least according to a post by the Halo Infinite team advertising their new skin/badge/color combo to go with it...

  • @irejog
    @irejog День назад +8

    28:09 unironically the plot of Green Hell, except instead of your Gameboy, it's your wife and instead of a cave, it's a jungle.

  • @GlassesnMouthplates
    @GlassesnMouthplates День назад +8

    The only thing missing from that last segment was Ash having "hyper-realistic" eyes.

  • @jerecklacap8867
    @jerecklacap8867 2 дня назад +218

    "There's no privacy in this jail at all, it's like a god-damned prison."
    This line goes hard AF! 😅

  • @colelapcevic
    @colelapcevic 2 дня назад +35

    I like how IH immediately hijacks the liminal spaces in video games section and turns it into a creepypasta

  • @stackola8134
    @stackola8134 День назад +8

    "he took a collective 12 damage from that" lmao

  • @CYMotorsport
    @CYMotorsport День назад +4

    1:10 literally eating into the mic 1 min in 😂 that is OUTRAGEOUS

  • @Air-ts7cu
    @Air-ts7cu 2 дня назад +330

    0:39 caught me so off guard, lmao

    • @BH-yk5cn
      @BH-yk5cn 2 дня назад +18

      I had to hold back a huge laugh in the office.

    • @StormSquadron
      @StormSquadron 2 дня назад +16

      THAT very reference

    • @tiyenin
      @tiyenin 2 дня назад +14

      0:26 made my day

    • @glynn4216
      @glynn4216 2 дня назад

      I'm trying not to lose it on the toilet lol​@@BH-yk5cn

  • @Sigh875
    @Sigh875 2 дня назад +170

    Crazy how years later, Stephen Hillenberg really was an amazing educator, if you look back at spongebob episodes. He really slipped so much about the ocean into a kid's cartoon!

    • @HYBRIDZHQ
      @HYBRIDZHQ 2 дня назад +15

      Common hillenburg W

    • @justonepant
      @justonepant 2 дня назад

      You're thinking of Stephen Spielberg

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis День назад +3

      ​@@justonepant No, it's definitely Robert Hillberg.

    • @zeffa2761
      @zeffa2761 День назад +5

      hillenburg worked at the orange county marine institute while developing ideas for spongebob. it was basically supposed to be educational/informative from the start

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED День назад +58

    17:01
    Sad Fact: Over the years, the effect of tourism has made it's mark on Everest. Thousands of pieces of trash get thrown away by tourists hiking the mountain each year to the point the trail looks more like a landfill than an actual mountain hike. A local sherpa made international news by making it his life mission to clean up Everest and making life threatening climbs on the mountain just to take down the garbage left behind. I believe he's collected a whole ton of trash at one point, that's how bad the tourists sullied this local place of spiritual guidance and worship.

    • @ThaFuriousJoegan
      @ThaFuriousJoegan День назад +2

      It's probably just a leisurely walk for him. Also nobody cares since the world is falling into a economic depression.

    • @nyansugoi
      @nyansugoi 18 часов назад

      I was mildly surprised that neither of them brought up the trash on Everest

  • @rossg9701
    @rossg9701 День назад +2

    Missed opportunity to call it "In the debris field", during the intro.

  • @blackmonish
    @blackmonish 2 дня назад +120

    Mandalore pointed out the rapid shoplifting of the witchcraft section in his part of town... that is so damn funny. Lol

  • @DaXenCroosader-27EA2
    @DaXenCroosader-27EA2 2 дня назад +431

    came for exploration, stayed for the creepypasta reading

  • @prodb4sed382
    @prodb4sed382 22 часа назад +5

    They just casually improvised a late 2000's creepy pasta, accurate as hell too.

    • @loneskankster2242
      @loneskankster2242 22 часа назад +1

      Ahh, so that's where this one was plagiarized from

    • @noahsawyer7155
      @noahsawyer7155 22 часа назад +6

      @@loneskankster2242nobody care hbomber fan boy

    • @loneskankster2242
      @loneskankster2242 21 час назад

      @@noahsawyer7155 You seem to be experiencing some feels right now

    • @Xenomorthian
      @Xenomorthian 16 часов назад

      Meh

    • @kristoffer8609
      @kristoffer8609 43 минуты назад

      @@loneskankster2242 How come you weirdos stay around? We get it, you don't like IH. Go watch the unfunny breadtuber guru.

  • @nilsn8486
    @nilsn8486 День назад +4

    mr. historian makes the only ads that are worth watching

  • @tiyenin
    @tiyenin 2 дня назад +254

    Hawai'ian by statehood here. Cook originally landed during the makahiki: a celebration of Lono, the god of fertility, agriculture, music, rainfall, and peace. By all accounts, their deity visiting in human form was overzealously welcomed by the native Hawai'ians, and records from Cook's ship show that they were plied with hospitality: food, women, gifts, etc. They departed just around the time that the makahiki was concluding, unknowingly playing into the Hawai'ians' expectations.
    And then: the storm, the damage to the ship, and their return to Hawai'i. It was no longer the makahiki. Why was Lono coming back so soon?
    While not the only reason and probably not even the biggest one, this physical manifestation of their god "misbehaving" almost certainly played a role in the Hawai'ians experiencing skittishness right from the start of Cook's reappearance, ultimately resulting in his death.

    • @tiyenin
      @tiyenin 2 дня назад

      PS: Hawai'ian by statehood, not by blood. I'm Asian, which is actually the majority ethnic demographic of Hawai'i and a WHOLE other can of worms that I don't have the time to get into right now.
      PPS: Popular lore in the islands dictate two funny but contrary stories that conclude this parade of errors. One: the Hawai'ians fully coconut crabbed that bish and his dead compatriots. Two: upon returning Cook's body, Hawai'ians earnestly asked when they would see him again. Recall that this was just a manifestation of Lono to them: killing his body didn't kill the GOD, obviously - just stopped his bipedal form from being such a cock.

    • @tiyenin
      @tiyenin 2 дня назад +1

      PS: Hawai'ian by statehood, not by blood. I'm Asian, which is actually the majority ethnic demographic of Hawai'i and a WHOLE other can of worms that I don't have the time to get into right now.
      PPS: Popular lore in the islands dictate two funny but contrary stories that conclude this parade of errors. One: the Hawai'ians fully coconut crabbed that bish and his dead compatriots. Two: upon returning Cook's body, Hawai'ians earnestly asked when they would see him again. Recall that this was just a manifestation of Lono to them: killing his body didn't kill the GOD, obviously - just stopped his bipedal form from being such a cock.

    • @tiyenin
      @tiyenin 2 дня назад +1

      PPS: Popular lore in the islands dictate two funny but contrary stories that conclude this parade of errors. One: the Hawai'ians fully coconut crabbed that bish and his dead compatriots. Two: upon returning Cook's body, Hawai'ians earnestly asked when they would see him again. Recall that this was just a manifestation of Lono to them: killing his body didn't kill the GOD, obviously - just stopped his bipedal form from being such a cock.

    • @tiyenin
      @tiyenin 2 дня назад +1

      PPS: Popular lore in the islands dictate two funny but contrary stories that conclude this parade of errors. One: the Hawai'ians fully coconut crabbed that bish and his dead compatriots. Two: upon returning Cook's body, Hawai'ians earnestly asked when they would see him again. Recall that this was just a manifestation of Lono to them: killing his body didn't kill the GOD, obviously - just stopped his bipedal form from being such a cock.

    • @tiyenin
      @tiyenin 2 дня назад +1

      PPS: Popular lore in the islands dictate two funny but contrary stories that conclude this parade of errors. One: the Hawai'ians fully coconut crabbed that bish and his dead compatriots. Two: upon returning Cook's body, Hawai'ians earnestly asked when they would see him again. Recall that this was just a manifestation of Lono to them: killing his body didn't kill the GOD, obviously - just stopped his bipedal form from being such a cock.

  • @Taldorin
    @Taldorin 2 дня назад +43

    This video on exploration was like 50% pokemon scare fan fiction and alot of talk about tarot cards

  • @samantha-elizabethemery3467
    @samantha-elizabethemery3467 День назад +2

    Bless you for your timing bro. We're dealing with a family issue and I had a ROUGH day. This made me smile.

  • @EthelJung-j5w
    @EthelJung-j5w День назад +123

    Did not expect creepypasta in a video about exploration. But here we are... who am I kidding, it's internet historian, of course that would happen

  • @Emilis2023
    @Emilis2023 2 дня назад +112

    I don't know how the last 20% of this video just turned into a group effort Pokemon creepy pasta, but I approve.

  • @CaptainLog
    @CaptainLog 2 дня назад +111

    George Mallory, thought by some to be the first to summit Everest, promptly died on the mountain in 1924. When they found his body seventy-five years later, it was mostly preserved. Except vultures literally ate his ass.

    • @AliceBowie
      @AliceBowie 2 дня назад +20

      If I could post a reaction gif, it would be the mouse coming out of his hole, seeing vultures eating a mountaineer's arse, and turning around, and walking right back into the hole.

    • @sarahmellinger3335
      @sarahmellinger3335 День назад +1

      @@AliceBowie For a second I thought you were talking about his asshole

    • @RedTail1-1
      @RedTail1-1 День назад +3

      If you think it was vultures.... On mount Everest...

    • @CaptainLog
      @CaptainLog День назад +9

      Yes. They are called Cinereous Vultures, along with the Himalayan Lammergeier Scintific Vultures, which also fly at such heights.

    • @AmphibiousGentleman
      @AmphibiousGentleman 16 часов назад +3

      Sources cited by Wikipedia say it was choughs (related to crows) rather than vultures. Specifically, alpine choughs.

  • @bogardsfoxhole
    @bogardsfoxhole 2 дня назад +15

    Girlfriend: That was an odd intro.
    Me: Hold on...Let him Cook.

  • @Pasci234
    @Pasci234 День назад +8

    My father as a kid once caught a jackfish, that was notorious for ripping the fishing line and eating all sorts of hooks, baits and swimmers. When they cut the fish open, he had fishing supplies for the next year or so.

  • @Twinkle_Toes123
    @Twinkle_Toes123 2 дня назад +165

    The creator of sponge bob was a marine biologist, and that was the intent when he made Goo Lagoon.
    SpongeBob was also called Bob Sponge in his original comic panel debuts, and the reason for his iconic nose was so they could put sunglasses on a regular looking sponge.
    The Mollusk album from the band Ween was a huge inspiration for the show too, and it's the reason why they have a song in the end credits of the first movie along with a custom song for the shoe tying episode.

    • @avereth
      @avereth 2 дня назад +12

      I mean even Bikini Bottom itself is a reference to the Bikini Atoll...where nuclear bombs were detonated for tests.

    • @CrossBreedTacoHD
      @CrossBreedTacoHD День назад +2

      @@avereth It's like a double or triple whammy. Ocean/beach related, nuclear bomb test site that could feasibly explain weird mutant sponges and fish, and with a bit of a stretch an adult joke? Maybe?

    • @cycotyk189
      @cycotyk189 День назад +1

      ​@@CrossBreedTacoHDnuclear bomb mutants has been a solid fan theory for a pretty long time.

  • @cooldud7071
    @cooldud7071 2 дня назад +78

    Blobfish look normal underwater. When we bring them to the surface, they look disgusting. This is because of the effects of depressurization on the fish. This depressurization basically melts the fish, which is why most above-water specimens die a horrible, likely excruciating death.

    • @Zorro9129
      @Zorro9129 2 дня назад +5

      The thing is, other deep-water fish get brought up and they look fairly unchanged, so why that fish exactly?

    • @cooldud7071
      @cooldud7071 2 дня назад +17

      @@Zorro9129 Those fish chose a differing evolutionary strategy. Blobfish have flabby, gelatinous bodies which allow for them to maintain a mostly neutral buoyancy. That body gets destroyed upon surfacing, as the deep-sea pressure no longer exists to keep their bodies intact.

    • @dihexa7256
      @dihexa7256 День назад +8

      Kinda hard to die an “excruciating” death when your central nervous system is barely developed enough to experience the sensation of pain at all

    • @cooldud7071
      @cooldud7071 День назад +5

      @@dihexa7256 Scientists currently cannot determine whether or not fish can experience pain. There is a wide array of knowledge in support of the view that they do experience pain. An good deal of information supports the opposite.
      I used the word "likely" to indicate that, given the growing body of evidence showing that fish do indeed feel pain, the death of a Blobfish brought up to the surface could be excruciating.

    • @lostpatrolman9205
      @lostpatrolman9205 День назад +5

      @@dihexa7256 Fish do feel pain, their nervous systems are well developed, after all they use complex organs to detect water pressure changes around. They just don't experience it the same way we do, but that doesn't mean that a fish is ok with getting stabbed. Pain is an important adaption to avoiding dangerous situations, and almost all animals have it to some degree, though it manifests in very different ways. It's important to remember that fish are not super primitive "things" that are simple, fish are a highly diverse, specialized, complex, and and successful group of animals that have a evolutionary history as long and complicated as our own.

  • @8bitSpartan141
    @8bitSpartan141 День назад +2

    To be fair to the blobfish, they look normal underwater; its when they depressurize outside it that things get weird

  • @YetiUprising
    @YetiUprising 23 часа назад +2

    16:14 That's not what a blobfish actually looks like. That's after it's hauled to the surface and suffering from decompression sickness.

  • @jacobsmith2990
    @jacobsmith2990 2 дня назад +2039

    Babe wake up, new incognito mode just dropped.

    • @Orphioux
      @Orphioux 2 дня назад +57

      I'm rock hard trying to figure out who he copied this one from

    • @SpeculativeDust
      @SpeculativeDust 2 дня назад +4

      NO, ACTUALLY 😂😂😂

    • @NeonNijahn
      @NeonNijahn 2 дня назад +3

      I'm up I'm up!

    • @cci9459
      @cci9459 2 дня назад

      Wait what?? ​@@Orphioux

    • @fryingraijin
      @fryingraijin 2 дня назад +15

      YOU SAID THE MEEEEEME!!!!! Heyoooooooo!! Way to go, _you_

  • @NotOnLand
    @NotOnLand 2 дня назад +49

    Nordman getting away with many crimes is the most realistic ad for a VPN I've ever heard

    • @tesseract5569
      @tesseract5569 3 часа назад

      What do you think a VPN is?

    • @kristoffer8609
      @kristoffer8609 Час назад

      @@tesseract5569 Connects you to someone else's server, which redirects to the internet. Who will in turn sell your private browsing info to the highest bidder.

  • @graon4880
    @graon4880 День назад +6

    Before COVID lockdowns my mother got a frog for our aquarium. She thought it was an African dwarf frog which would have been accustom to the fish we had at the time. But instead she got the African clawed frog. Completely different species (though the dwarf and clawed frogs look similar in their early years, but the clawed frog will become as large as a softball). It proceeded to kill all the fish.

  • @AlexApol
    @AlexApol День назад +7

    I love the running gag of just "A gun"

  • @bowbi123
    @bowbi123 2 дня назад +28

    They should have a creepypasta writing workshop along with Chris O'Neill and Zach Hadel

    • @Xenomorthian
      @Xenomorthian 18 часов назад

      The sleepycabin one slayed me

  • @y__h
    @y__h 2 дня назад +220

    IH: "Happy Pride Month"
    Also IH: Uploads in July

    • @MrCandDproductions
      @MrCandDproductions 2 дня назад +45

      We're still good. It's American pride month now.

    • @Swifty-Kommando
      @Swifty-Kommando 2 дня назад

      It's pride summer now... bigot.

    • @tiyenin
      @tiyenin 2 дня назад +3

      ​@@MrCandDproductionsI'M ADOPTED?!?!?!

    • @RoosterFloyd
      @RoosterFloyd День назад +7

      Every month can be pride month if you're a narcissist.

    • @kristoffer8609
      @kristoffer8609 40 минут назад

      I thought it was pride year by now. Sure seems like it.

  • @heg3n
    @heg3n День назад +5

    They really just roasted an entire CLASS of vertebrates

  • @Jobavision
    @Jobavision 21 час назад +4

    My favorite kind of IH video: Pick a topic and then proceed to not discuss that topic for 30 minutes.

  • @keegandecker4080
    @keegandecker4080 2 дня назад +547

    My wife left me

    • @Brett-yq7pj
      @Brett-yq7pj 2 дня назад +9

      Did she die?

    • @keegandecker4080
      @keegandecker4080 2 дня назад +86

      @@Brett-yq7pj no but she did tragically trip and fall onto the neighbor’s meat.

    • @LaCokaNostra_
      @LaCokaNostra_ 2 дня назад +5

      Good

    • @JamieAlice92
      @JamieAlice92 2 дня назад +5

      Omg same!

    • @raminMTL
      @raminMTL 2 дня назад +23

      @@keegandecker4080 hello neighbour

  • @orkycook
    @orkycook 2 дня назад +21

    Imagine people stealing tarot cards because they're trying find ultra rare foil cards.

    • @douglassun8456
      @douglassun8456 День назад +3

      And wondering when the next expansion is coming out.

  • @drewo.127
    @drewo.127 2 дня назад +2

    15:14 ya know, maybe Marlin was onto something, and maybe that barracuda attack wasn’t the only thing that made him overprotective…

  • @daviddavis4885
    @daviddavis4885 День назад +2

    I was a librarian for a few years and I can confirm that anime was BY FAR our most stolen item. Since this was a public library, it wasn’t even about price, I assume people were just embarrassed to be checking out manga. Which is funny because we ended up having to keep it in storage and provide a catalog on the desk, which meant that people had to come up and specifically request that we go in the back to get the mangas lol

  • @twoeyedtom
    @twoeyedtom 2 дня назад +17

    I use to be a explorer like you. But then i got my leg eating off by a bear.

  • @Noneofyourbusiness.-iw6zb
    @Noneofyourbusiness.-iw6zb 2 дня назад +28

    Here in Uruguay in 15 century there was an Spanish explorer called Juan Solis who beached in Rio de la Plata and was ambushed from some indians who killed him and tear him apart and started to eat him right on the spot, the funny part it that Charrua natives were blamed (the most famous natives in the region) but they werent cannibals at all, it was probably another less common tribe who just happened to be there at the time. the Charruas were treated as cannibals for centuries for that isolated event.

    • @bottomless666
      @bottomless666 День назад +5

      Most likely been a bunch of Florida men trying to find the next waffle house.

    • @PALACIO254
      @PALACIO254 День назад +2

      ​@@bottomless666the most frightening thing in history roaming Florida men

    • @jormilos
      @jormilos День назад +2

      ​​@@bottomless666 as a local florida man, I can confirm that we wouldn't practice cannibalism (unless on bath salts), BUT we would feed you to the pet alligator. Gotta keep the good boy fed

  • @mathiaswilhelm1902
    @mathiaswilhelm1902 23 часа назад +2

    This is the first Internet historian video I’ve ever seen as listed as “1 day ago”

  • @eranronen573
    @eranronen573 День назад +2

    That spongbob episode is definitely based on brine pools, guy who made it was a marine biologist if i recall

  • @quillclock
    @quillclock 2 дня назад +82

    I LOVE that they just adlibbed an entire creepy pasta off the top of their heads.

    • @MercurialStatic
      @MercurialStatic 2 дня назад +9

      Nah man, he plagiarized it. Obviously.

    • @quillclock
      @quillclock 2 дня назад +17

      @@MercurialStatic LOL gr8 b8 m8
      this entire channel is off the dome

    • @flmalegre
      @flmalegre 2 дня назад +1

      Pokemon grey: the unsold copy

    • @Number_055
      @Number_055 2 дня назад

      @@quillclock It's a jab at the Man In Cave incident

    • @derrickstorm6976
      @derrickstorm6976 2 дня назад

      I don't believe it for a second this is the first recording

  • @MichaelLauinger
    @MichaelLauinger 2 дня назад +16

    Friendship ended with Sumito? Sorry, but when it comes to improv‘ no one can beat him. Bring that dude back!

  • @benwhite3514
    @benwhite3514 День назад +2

    I work for a book distributor in Australia and its insane how much manga and tarot cards we sell, feels like at least a third of it.

    • @mandowarrior123
      @mandowarrior123 7 часов назад

      Well ebooks and audiobooks mean fancy books are all i'll buy now mostly

  • @ngsomeguy
    @ngsomeguy День назад +1

    Cook was the Glass Cannon build. He had the high damage attack of gun, but the cooldown and the lack of HP was his demise.

  • @BreakfastAtNoon
    @BreakfastAtNoon 2 дня назад +26

    I always love it when my fave RUclipsr proves he ain’t dead.

  • @Diojenes.
    @Diojenes. 2 дня назад +97

    0:33 "if it doesn't implode I will be mad😐"
    0:37 😗☺️

  • @beechilada
    @beechilada 9 часов назад +1

    We honestly need more Internet Historian & ManyKudos creepypastas, they always tell a great story.

  • @jimy1352
    @jimy1352 День назад +2

    Time to rewatch this 8 times then rewatch every other internet historian video again

  • @Manan_K
    @Manan_K 2 дня назад +253

    Are you here to explore the comment section?

    • @EldenRingStreams
      @EldenRingStreams 2 дня назад +61

      Weirdly enough..yes. Looking to see if anyone made a good plagiarism joke.

    • @Markus-cz8ev
      @Markus-cz8ev 2 дня назад +3

      Yes

    • @darkassassin6457
      @darkassassin6457 2 дня назад +20

      Just exploring here to see people sook about the 4/20 joke and the plagiarism thing that he apparently corrected

    • @flambo6554
      @flambo6554 2 дня назад +12

      no one should care about the haha funny edgy number, HBomber never made an issue about it in the vid itself, the plagiarism is the part that is damning and everyone overlooks it since it’s the “damn woke breadtuber!1!1!1!11” saying it

    • @nerd_world8919
      @nerd_world8919 2 дня назад +39

      @@flambo6554I mean we don’t really care because at the end of the day it wasn’t the worst thing in the world. Oh no a RUclips who makes videos about real events referenced documentation about said events for accuracy 😱. He’s not like a reaction RUclipsr who puts his face in the corner of a full on video adding no commentary, or like other big companies like Screen Rant copying RUclipsrs like CZWorld.

  • @RevenantMain1
    @RevenantMain1 2 дня назад +85

    In The Field ❌
    In The Pokémon Cave ✅

  • @Volcano22207
    @Volcano22207 День назад +1

    It being locked away like a forbidden tomb makes sense lol

  • @poggerwhite
    @poggerwhite День назад +2

    "Babe, wake up! A new In the Field episode just dropped!"

  • @CertMediocre
    @CertMediocre 2 дня назад +29

    "There's no good out for a fish."
    Damn.

  • @mas8705
    @mas8705 2 дня назад +14

    Never knew the next step on being fancy was exploration, but I can’t complain when we get a new incognito video.

  • @Glance0008
    @Glance0008 11 часов назад +2

    Schnordshnank Redempshnord had me in fits.

  • @saturnkingofmushrooms7821
    @saturnkingofmushrooms7821 День назад +2

    I'm convinced that you keep doing creepy pastas only to scare sumito

  • @TriFekt
    @TriFekt 2 дня назад +93

    Internet historian videos inevitably become creepypastas

    • @quillclock
      @quillclock 2 дня назад +12

      i love that they just made it up off the top of their heads

    • @jormilos
      @jormilos День назад +1

      Who is this Internet Historian fellow? He sounds interesting but this is incognito mode

  • @veiddimaddur8354
    @veiddimaddur8354 2 дня назад +24

    Pokémon Ash Grey Version

  • @njoYYY
    @njoYYY 10 часов назад +1

    Another idea for the witchcraft book: Put in multiple bookmarks and write the names of the visitng people on some of them and put them on the pages for curses.

  • @plnkfloydian7814
    @plnkfloydian7814 День назад +2

    The ad storylines are always brilliant

  • @Godeias
    @Godeias 2 дня назад +14

    "Shnordshnank Redempsnord" had my crying! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jacobscrackers98
    @jacobscrackers98 2 дня назад +5

    >During Cook's initial visit, he attempted to barter with the Hawaiians and ordered his men to remove the wood used to border the natives' sacred "Morai" burial ground, used for high-ranking individuals and depictions of their gods. Ledyard says in his journals that Cook offered some iron hatchets for the wooden border around the Morai and when the dismayed and insulted chiefs refused, Cook proceeded to give orders to ascend the Morai, chop down the fence and load the boats with the wood.
    Something you missed from the Wikipedia article.

  • @zenzebra2967
    @zenzebra2967 16 часов назад +2

    That part about being unable to find a copy or berserk volume 1 on a shelf despite the others being there blew my fucking mind. It's the same damn thing where I live. It's an international conspiracy what the fuck.

  • @Skinwalkerxiv
    @Skinwalkerxiv 8 часов назад +2

    Incognito mode on the main channel upload schedule now lmao

  • @Danny___Riot
    @Danny___Riot 2 дня назад +146

    I love exploring. Ah yes exploration it’s incredible. Being an explorer and exploring exploration.

    • @beowulfsrevenge4369
      @beowulfsrevenge4369 2 дня назад +4

      It's truly wonderful to explore the unexplored depths of exploration.

    • @Danny___Riot
      @Danny___Riot 2 дня назад +1

      @@beowulfsrevenge4369 indeed lad! 🥂

    • @RPG-Dad
      @RPG-Dad 2 дня назад +2

      But, does an Explorer exploring explorations stop being an explorer since the exploration has been explored?

    • @Katatonya
      @Katatonya 2 дня назад +2

      @@RPG-DadExploration expands into the infinite expanse of the unknown. It is impossible to achieve a state of complete exploration.

    • @thehermitman822
      @thehermitman822 2 дня назад +2

      ​@@KatatonyaExplorationvana

  • @JachymorDota
    @JachymorDota 2 дня назад +59

    Too late to explore the amazon jungle, too early to explore Alpha Centauri, just in time to go insane by weird DeviantArt fanfiction.

  • @RussianBot69420
    @RussianBot69420 День назад +2

    Shnordshnank Redempshnord has me convulsing

  • @Mglue3
    @Mglue3 День назад +1

    Bro, he was happy with a empty gameboy. His parents must save a lot at christmas.
    Probaly give him a broken controller, stick a dvd in the VCR, and come back in 2hrs.

  • @shifty1927
    @shifty1927 2 дня назад +18

    Ouiji board was made in 1800s. The inventors headstone is by me in Baltimore Maryland and he passed in 1921.

  • @jksanrio
    @jksanrio 2 дня назад +21

    Yaaaaay I can finally stop rewatching all the old videos on repeat daily!!!

  • @solidspiderznake8100
    @solidspiderznake8100 День назад +2

    you haven't mentioned one of the worst parts of about being a fish are the several types of parasites that would eat
    you inside out or do other messed up things to your body like castration or replacing your tongue with their body.

  • @UFL3
    @UFL3 День назад +2

    Babe wake up, new incognito mode just dropped. …babe? Babe?
    Oh. Oh, right.

    • @kristoffer8609
      @kristoffer8609 19 минут назад

      Maybe babe was the incognito mode we watched along the way.

  • @Sonichero151
    @Sonichero151 2 дня назад +32

    "It's hard to he angry at a body"
    Italians after deposing Mussollini: "FUCKING BET"

    • @Boktai87
      @Boktai87 День назад +3

      *Italian Communist partisan theme intensifies*

  • @shaunlevin5081
    @shaunlevin5081 2 дня назад +62

    I think Internet Historian is the only RUclipsr where I'll stop whatever I'm doing to watch one of his videos.

    • @ShayTheValiant
      @ShayTheValiant 2 дня назад +7

      I stopped watching one of his other videos to watch this new one.

    • @Prodmullefc
      @Prodmullefc 2 дня назад +2

      Same, but with GTV Japan, as well.

  • @emilysimmons3517
    @emilysimmons3517 День назад +2

    Nothing makes me happier than seeing a new Internet Historian Upload

  • @missinsertmyname
    @missinsertmyname 6 часов назад +1

    The dopamine burst I got from seeing "1 day ago" is insane.