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  • Опубликовано: 8 янв 2025

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  • @SatanasExMachina
    @SatanasExMachina 2 года назад +4482

    The important thing is, no matter what we choose to do with all that space, I think we can all agree a nice rug and coffee table will really help tie the room together... and maybe a lamp.

  • @aizuindeed
    @aizuindeed 2 года назад +18016

    “Just go the speed of light- then push the accelerator a little more.” This man has single-handedly solved physics.

    • @alexdasliebe5391
      @alexdasliebe5391 2 года назад +623

      Even easier than going faster than the speed of light w your whole car body and engine.
      Go the speed of light, in your 1965 Chevy Nova SS, and then - turn on your headlights.
      That’ll go TWICE the speed of light

    • @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398
      @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 2 года назад +84

      --If only the current machines can withstand it though.-- Yeah no that's genius.

    • @-redacted_by_youtube
      @-redacted_by_youtube 2 года назад +65

      Not to be a buzz kill but the universe has already done that before we even existed. It's still doing it today. Long after we are dead. Wether he knew it or not that funny ass comment was completely true.

    • @usernamealreadytaken9330
      @usernamealreadytaken9330 2 года назад +31

      Yeah, we just need to figure how to deceleration from FTL without turn in to dust later.

    • @dreye3215
      @dreye3215 2 года назад +6

      The speed of light is infinite velocity. Infinity+1 is still just infinity.

  • @sheauwn6974
    @sheauwn6974 2 года назад +4375

    Australia is kind of like a dwarf continent, as it was unable to pull in the contents of Oceania to form a proper landmass. Count your lucky stars that NASA hasn't taken you off the map yet.

    • @LeatherDaddy97
      @LeatherDaddy97 2 года назад +59

      But hes from new zealand

    • @klobiforpresident2254
      @klobiforpresident2254 2 года назад +342

      @@LeatherDaddy97
      Which NASA already pulled off many maps.

    • @LeatherDaddy97
      @LeatherDaddy97 2 года назад +80

      @@klobiforpresident2254 G O O D

    • @kennethmoses4900
      @kennethmoses4900 2 года назад +8

      Bro, don’t give them any ideas…

    • @countrytodd4614
      @countrytodd4614 2 года назад +64

      @@LeatherDaddy97 it's not a well known fact around the rest of the world, but New Zealand is actually a state of Australia

  • @TheRose202
    @TheRose202 Год назад +1222

    I love the idea that we rig up a box explicitly for an alien to find and then booby trap it because we don't want them to touch our stuff. Very human move.

    • @dont-touch-mepg1392
      @dont-touch-mepg1392 Год назад +9

      I'm shocked dude don't believe in aliens. Like What?! He thinks aliens aren't a thing??? Like not aliens visiting earth just aliens period?! How can someone be so arrogant in thinking only we exist and that's it AND not believe in God. Lmao like wtf.

    • @TheRose202
      @TheRose202 Год назад +63

      @@dont-touch-mepg1392 Is this a bot reply?

    • @dont-touch-mepg1392
      @dont-touch-mepg1392 Год назад

      @@TheRose202 wut???? R u serious??? I didn't say I hated them or anything. I find it arrogant to think that ur little planet in an endless void of planets (trillions and trillions of planets) and ours is the ONLY one with life. Specially with astronauts saying everything they're saying. The one saw a space snake twice and he has more space time then any other astronaut. Another saw a ship leave our atmosphere and shoot through a green circle and go through a gold explosion and disappear and more. But even ignoring that there was water on Mars so two planets had life and so did Venus so make that 3 planets. But yet no life anywhere else. So yea. It's an arrogant thought. But sorry I don't find them gods with infallible thoughts.

    • @malikoniousjoe
      @malikoniousjoe Год назад +44

      @@TheRose202It’s honestly hard to tell, it sounds a bit crackpipe-esque

    • @sasdallas765
      @sasdallas765 Год назад +1

      @@dont-touch-mepg1392my dude, what drugs you smokin?

  • @NayleJR
    @NayleJR 2 года назад +6736

    I love the idea that there were just a bunch of scientists in a room like "I don't care about Pluto, we can't be adding more planets to the solar system! We'll look dumb!"

    • @filipbitala2624
      @filipbitala2624 2 года назад +224

      When your teacher tells you something wrong, but wont admit his mistake

    • @windcorpOLEGSHA
      @windcorpOLEGSHA 2 года назад +407

      I mean, as I understand it, that’s pretty much what happened: it came time to define what a planet is, and the goal was to make a sensible definition that wouldn’t change existing terminology too much. So if it’s removing Pluto from planets or adding a whole bunch more planets, removing Pluto is the least terrible option

    • @DeadTried
      @DeadTried 2 года назад +89

      @@windcorpOLEGSHA yeah cause there is like 4 other dwarf planets pretty close to plutos size also in the kuiper belt

    • @spacejunk2186
      @spacejunk2186 2 года назад +174

      They had the same issue with the asteroid belt. Ceris was first a planet. So was Vesta. But people discovered more and more of these things, so they started sweating. No way they were geing to learn the 100 planets of the solar system.

    • @hey_how_are_ya
      @hey_how_are_ya 2 года назад +71

      you do realize that Pluto and all the other dwarf to asteroids are smaller than the moon. Pluto's gravity is around 0.62 m/s^2 while the moons gravity is around 1.62 m/s^2 and just to get an idea of how small that is earth is 9.81m/s^2

  • @jebbroham1776
    @jebbroham1776 2 года назад +1685

    I will always cherish these rare moments when Internet Historian comes out of his cave to release more magic into the world.

    • @AngryKittens
      @AngryKittens 2 года назад +33

      Magic in my face, Internet Daddy.

    • @Atheniux
      @Atheniux 2 года назад +30

      @@AngryKittensthe duality of internet historian fans

    • @lucasrueda2342
      @lucasrueda2342 2 года назад +16

      You know who didn't get out of his cave?

    • @MajorZero61
      @MajorZero61 2 года назад +15

      @@lucasrueda2342 Is Wendigoon STILL in there?

    • @jsalsman
      @jsalsman 2 года назад +2

      Hear, hear!

  • @TheSaintBigFoot
    @TheSaintBigFoot 2 года назад +2914

    One time as a child I paddled an air mattress to a tiny island way out in a giant lake.
    Once I got there i stepped on the shore and sunk knee deep in bird crap. So I totally buy the mud at the edge of the world theory

    • @dravenocklost4253
      @dravenocklost4253 2 года назад +47

      Why was there so much bird crap? Gross

    • @TheBanana93
      @TheBanana93 2 года назад +259

      @@dravenocklost4253 Have you not seen birds covering tiny rocks in the middle of lakes? I think its because they are safer with no predators around.

    • @AdrenAlineSK
      @AdrenAlineSK 2 года назад +302

      You discovered a treasure island full of guano. Should have claimed it and become Lord of the Flies.

    • @maddiepaige715
      @maddiepaige715 2 года назад +102

      @@AdrenAlineSK You say that, but there are actually islands that are mined specifically for all the bird crap on them. Makes great fertilizer apparently. Shit job (pun intended) but someone's gone and done it.

    • @Shinkajo
      @Shinkajo 2 года назад +57

      @@AdrenAlineSK there is actually a law in the US that lets them claim any island with guano on it. There are several Islands they claimed that way. This was all before the invention of synthetic fertilizer

  • @Kelnef
    @Kelnef 2 года назад +928

    Heres a fun fact. Anatoli Bugorski is an ex russian particle physicist who ended up inside a particle collider while it was still running. The particle pierced his skull and he alledgedly saw a bright light like looking at the sun. He is still alive today and has somehow outlived the said particle collider that shot him.

    • @Misanthropolis
      @Misanthropolis 2 года назад +192

      Tbf it is easy to outlive any piece of Russian technology.

    • @jorcornel558
      @jorcornel558 Год назад +64

      Atomized Brain Andy

    • @jacquesistomin
      @jacquesistomin Год назад +15

      ​@@Misanthropolis ah yes even the Russian guns

    • @PaxJurassicus
      @PaxJurassicus Год назад +60

      @@jacquesistominNo one outlives an AK. Can you be buried in the ground for years and still work? I don’t think so.

    • @poutineausyropderable7108
      @poutineausyropderable7108 Год назад +2

      ​@PaxJurassicus not gonna burry you when it doesn't shot because it jam. The bullets are blank/innefective or the gun is just a wooden model.

  • @rozhsoh-muh
    @rozhsoh-muh 2 года назад +2411

    That's the most consistently on-topic discussion I've ever seen for In The Field. Genuinely impressed.

    • @Grand.Poobah
      @Grand.Poobah Год назад +2

      That's a lot of likes

    • @outsmile5904
      @outsmile5904 Год назад +2

      That's a lot of likes

    • @Rabbit-the-One
      @Rabbit-the-One Год назад +2

      You're really easy to please.
      You'd be blown away by what I can do without even using my hands.
      What you doing next weekend?

  • @Average_K
    @Average_K 2 года назад +500

    My grandpa has a lot of stories about the space race in the 60s, and one of my favorites he’s told me is when all of the physicists and engineers responsible for getting the rocket off earth couldn’t figure out how to get the fuel tank to be light enough to lift off but big enough to hold the necessary fuel because it was just a little bit too heavy. Then a painter suggested not painting the tank and that somehow took off enough weight for the math to check out lmao.

    • @aquageist
      @aquageist 2 года назад +105

      It was something ridiculous like 5 or 600 pounds of paint, for just one coat.

    • @deadinside8781
      @deadinside8781 2 года назад +2

      Wt- Wild.

    • @AedanBlackheart
      @AedanBlackheart 2 года назад +25

      Paint has weight.

    • @NatashaPerryFagant
      @NatashaPerryFagant 2 года назад +133

      Painter was just trying to get out of the job and he single handedly solved the space race

    • @peteardGreatestRacist
      @peteardGreatestRacist 2 года назад +122

      But if it ain't got a flame paint job, did we really go to space? I think not.

  • @sourgang2110
    @sourgang2110 2 года назад +1188

    it's so funny hearing the historian and mr ordinary things call the large hadron collider "the cern" for three minutes straight. that's like calling a space rocket "the nasa" lmao

    • @TheR4gnos
      @TheR4gnos 2 года назад +87

      This. I've had to convince myself it's intentional to duck disappointment.
      "I'd get in the CERN." Lmao.

    • @AnD1262
      @AnD1262 2 года назад +30

      the nasa is that thing they strapped to the orange tank and 2 massive fireworks get it right 😀

    • @ScottCalvinsClause
      @ScottCalvinsClause 2 года назад +58

      All those scientists are gonna feel pretty silly when they find out their terminology is all wrong.

    • @catus-cactus
      @catus-cactus 2 года назад +7

      We do that with the internet lol. We don’t say I’ll look it up on the internet anymore we say i’ll google it

    • @Dziaji
      @Dziaji 2 года назад +28

      He also keeps saying "the filament" instead of "the firmament". *Internet Historian perceived IQ plummeting*

  • @tannergordon8302
    @tannergordon8302 Год назад +61

    I think the funniest idea is cryosleep to another star, takes 100 years and by the time you get there, theres already a colony setup because we figured out ftl drives

    • @terminator572
      @terminator572 6 месяцев назад

      That happened in All Tomorrows and Lancer

  • @Yobamos
    @Yobamos 2 года назад +1327

    #14 on trending for gaming
    sick gameplay in this vid I can’t wait to see you hit more insane shots

    • @danielseelye6005
      @danielseelye6005 2 года назад +30

      #7 now. 🚀

    • @trixylizard6970
      @trixylizard6970 2 года назад +32

      @@danielseelye6005 Ha ha! You know why? The RUclips Algo detects all the in-game footage they use in the background and classifies the video as game related, and since this channel gets so many views in general it must have made it jump real quick on the "gaming" category!

    • @danielseelye6005
      @danielseelye6005 2 года назад +5

      @@trixylizard6970 Now it's regular Trending, not just for gaming

    • @trixylizard6970
      @trixylizard6970 2 года назад +4

      @@danielseelye6005 So the algo realized its mistake, or more correctly there was computational latency after which the values were calibrated. Imagine, the algo detects game content in this unrelated video, so bumps it in the "gaming" category. It pops up in the suggestions for people who normally watch/like/subscribe to a lot of vids in that category. But after a few hours not a lot of those people have watched/liked/subscribed to this channel, so the video was not relevant in "gaming" after all, in spite of being so popular in general, and in spite of featuring gaming content. This data is used to (hopefully, dear god let it be) improve the algorithm!
      I feel like I am on to something here. Would love for someone with more insight to share.

    • @fornasenbai58
      @fornasenbai58 2 года назад

      Only in ohio

  • @heiloniris1747
    @heiloniris1747 2 года назад +1163

    The editors must be doing inhumane hours for 2 IH videos to be out on the same day

    • @missingdev0948
      @missingdev0948 2 года назад +52

      ??? There's another one???

    • @BKBCrAnK
      @BKBCrAnK 2 года назад +64

      @@missingdev0948 A new Expleened video is up as well

    • @crimsoneclipse0618
      @crimsoneclipse0618 2 года назад +38

      @@missingdev0948 yep, on story mode

    • @TheDevilslayer101
      @TheDevilslayer101 2 года назад +12

      C'mon Mr. Historian, give your editors a break!!!.... but also don't, because I'm really enjoying the content xD

    • @Mygg_Jeager
      @Mygg_Jeager 2 года назад

      Where's the other?

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 2 года назад +814

    “I would find it difficult not to get in the CERN”
    Someone actually did get inside a particle accelerator in the middle of an operation period. The absolute legend took a particle moving at near-light speed directly to the head and came back to work the next day.

    • @joelhernstrom6060
      @joelhernstrom6060 2 года назад +59

      Do they have a really really tiny hole in their head now?

    • @jojorulez11
      @jojorulez11 2 года назад +245

      @@joelhernstrom6060 Look up Anatoli Petrovich Bugorski. Lost hearing in his left ear, half of his face paralyzed. Should have been a fatal dose of radiation, but miraculously survived the incident.

    • @SC-ec8xe
      @SC-ec8xe 2 года назад +98

      @@jojorulez11 I believe he survived because it went through his head. Had it not passed through and been as massive as it was he would have been dead much quicker. At least thats what I vaguely remember from something I read about it years and years ago. He is a legend!

    • @Robbie-mw5uu
      @Robbie-mw5uu 2 года назад +18

      uh no he died horrifically within 24 hours
      when he got to the hospital, the doctors could not touch him because his flesh has become as soft as gelatin but he was still alive and knew what was going on

    • @AuspicousJuice
      @AuspicousJuice 2 года назад +137

      @@Robbie-mw5uu I dunno man, all the stuff about Anitoli says that did not happen.

  • @StefanMalic
    @StefanMalic 2 года назад +162

    "If the space is so big, why won't it fight me?"

  • @william_dittmann
    @william_dittmann 2 года назад +2191

    "They should just separate them into big planets and small planets." That's... literally what it means to be a dwarf planet...

    • @filipbitala2624
      @filipbitala2624 2 года назад +64

      I do believe that calling a glorified Jupiters moon a dwarf planet is stuped

    • @PhrozenFox
      @PhrozenFox 2 года назад +85

      I don't think anybody in this comment section has the qualifications required to determine what should and shouldn't be classified as a planet.
      Especially considering they're all just rocks floating around.

    • @orangeapples
      @orangeapples 2 года назад +222

      @@PhrozenFox Everyone in this comment section are floating rocks?

    • @hey_how_are_ya
      @hey_how_are_ya 2 года назад +23

      you do realize that Pluto and all the other dwarf to asteroids are smaller than the moon. Pluto's gravity is around 0.62 m/s^2 while the moons gravity is around 1.62 m/s^2 and just to get an idea of how small that is earth is 9.81m/s^2

    • @doomedallweare5014
      @doomedallweare5014 2 года назад +16

      dwarf planet is below the status of a planet and not just a "small planet", there is a huge difference. the thought was rather keep them all as planets and not make up new definition of planets to cut out pluto and those others. like he said: we have 1000 planets and the biggest ones are. that's like instead calling the new generation of mobile phone smartphone, they decided to redefine that mobile phones can only have a touch screen and remove all the old models with buttons an rename them like idk portable phone

  • @rhyspowell3197
    @rhyspowell3197 2 года назад +3603

    Whenever I see you have a new video i leave it until Friday evening after work, grab a beer and have a good laugh watching it through. I always enjoy your content and discovered your channels during the pandemic, and through your the channels of your collaborators who are also excellent. You've lifted my spirits through some hard times buddy, so thanks a million! :)

    • @DodgyDaveGTX
      @DodgyDaveGTX 2 года назад +57

      I like the way you think.

    • @adityakashyap9283
      @adityakashyap9283 2 года назад +51

      Based hard worker

    • @willhastings5770
      @willhastings5770 2 года назад +9

      @@sparklesparklesparkle6318 sending love from East Bay

    • @adityakashyap9283
      @adityakashyap9283 2 года назад +10

      @@sparklesparklesparkle6318 hope things get better for you man. Would you like to vent?

    • @inshrektorgadget1546
      @inshrektorgadget1546 2 года назад +12

      @@sparklesparklesparkle6318 I feel you, man. I'm just one bad paycheck from living on the street, and Internet Historian is what I put on when I really need a perspective shift

  • @rippererd1934
    @rippererd1934 2 года назад +2457

    I love how when IH is talking about the space race, he's saying "we beat them" despite him being Australian lol

    • @kooolainebulger8117
      @kooolainebulger8117 2 года назад +295

      he's saying we as in the nato gang

    • @SuperZergMan
      @SuperZergMan 2 года назад +484

      The world is divided into Russia and Other.

    • @dr.snowman4883
      @dr.snowman4883 2 года назад +73

      @@SuperZergMan Replace russia with america and you pretty much got it

    • @ijustpostedth1s724
      @ijustpostedth1s724 2 года назад +228

      Let's not forget, NASA's moonshot was essentially never going to happen without Australia's help. Honeysuckle Creek and Tidbinbilla were critical tracking stations that kept "us" in radio contact with Apollo as North America, being attached to the earth, would rotate beyond line of sight communication every 24 hours. Sooooo, thank you Aussies. We owe ya one.

    • @battleofkursk50
      @battleofkursk50 2 года назад +38

      Australia is a great American comrade

  • @rafaelreynardhalawa5594
    @rafaelreynardhalawa5594 Год назад +174

    This whole discussion is like my last brain cells after not sleeping for a few days trying to do a presentation

  • @Triplicata
    @Triplicata 2 года назад +463

    Ah, finally. A new In The Field. I can't wait to watch this new Space themed In The Field. I bet that's totally what Internet Historian and OrdinaryThings will talk about in this video. I doubt the In The Field will be spent talking about everything BUT space.

    • @SuspiciousScout
      @SuspiciousScout 2 года назад +87

      Ironically this is probably the most on-topic they've ever been in ITF.

    • @ImaplanetJupiteeeerr
      @ImaplanetJupiteeeerr 2 года назад +4

      @@SuspiciousScout Hahhaha agreed :DDDD

    • @resileaf9501
      @resileaf9501 2 года назад +4

      @@SuspiciousScout I thought the same. They only tangentially talked about Australia!

  • @alexmaxwell2994
    @alexmaxwell2994 2 года назад +450

    The internet historian is the only channel I watch where I actually look forward to watching the sponsored segment

    • @Chuck014777
      @Chuck014777 2 года назад +3

      facts

    • @sallylauper8222
      @sallylauper8222 2 года назад +5

      Uhm, Internet Comment Etiquette has the best ads.

    • @Robbie-mw5uu
      @Robbie-mw5uu 2 года назад +1

      nope sponsorblocked

    • @lainiwakura1776
      @lainiwakura1776 2 года назад +6

      @@sallylauper8222 They didn't invent Nord Man, so nope.

    • @Folfah
      @Folfah 2 года назад

      Nah i hate ads no matter what

  • @zack1stplayer
    @zack1stplayer 2 года назад +412

    I can't believe all they needed to do to make a space elevator was to put links between many separate lengths of rope. Internet Historian just solved physics

  • @TheJimmyp427
    @TheJimmyp427 2 года назад +56

    16:50 utah is like this. Every dried up ditch in the desert is mapped and named as if it's a creek. And there's like 11 rock structures named "Molly's Nipple" for some reason. And they're all only like 15 feet tall

    • @walkingcontradiction223
      @walkingcontradiction223 2 года назад +4

      Arizona is the same. Creeks that are all dry, until monsoon season; then it's a torrential river.

  • @JoshuaKennedy321
    @JoshuaKennedy321 2 года назад +2964

    Not just once, but twice he calls the firmament a "filament."
    What a legend.

    • @cipherpunk7409
      @cipherpunk7409 2 года назад +58

      I was looking for this comment lol.

    • @iamjurell
      @iamjurell 2 года назад +44

      I think it's bait

    • @kc_cobra
      @kc_cobra 2 года назад +23

      What if that's exactly what he meant.

    • @wgwells
      @wgwells 2 года назад +46

      I laughed so hard at that flub--especially since the earlier joke about "nobody thinks you're smart!" Internet Historian, you madman, we love you.

    • @lydiapvnrt
      @lydiapvnrt 2 года назад

      I had to double check the first time.

  • @geofff.3343
    @geofff.3343 2 года назад +733

    I love how he invented a space elevator in like the worst but still feasible way ever.

    • @firmak2
      @firmak2 2 года назад +45

      I dont think the idea is feasable in any way but the concept is the same.

    • @onewhosaysgoose4831
      @onewhosaysgoose4831 2 года назад +31

      No he didn't: the problem remains tensile strength. Parts of the cable are being help up because they are suborbital. Earth's gravity and rotation means no material can hold such a cable together.
      Using the moon as shown makes it MUCH worse because there is a lot more cable with a suborbital period (which therefore must be held up be the cable)

    • @eldenbolt4349
      @eldenbolt4349 2 года назад +10

      Clearly all we need is the elevator from Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator.

  • @yewtewbstew547
    @yewtewbstew547 2 года назад +74

    The idea of putting a loaded gun in the "alien box" had me rolling, because you just know the first thing they're going to do is look down the barrel and pull the trigger. Some hyper advanced lifeform that has probably been around for millions of years, and _that's_ how it dies.

    • @Ultimatora
      @Ultimatora 2 года назад +9

      Then you add a camera and then it's alien roulette for at least 2 of them

    • @sinisterwombat3128
      @sinisterwombat3128 2 года назад +4

      I'm pretty sure if they existed that long that would understand concepts like "weapons" and "possible hazards from unknown tech" and would tread with care

  • @swiggsoclock
    @swiggsoclock 2 года назад +30

    I visited CERN in about 2005 - there was a small sign inside of a locked door that read "please do not throw peanuts at the staff"

  • @joshgribbon8510
    @joshgribbon8510 2 года назад +324

    I think about that dog we sent to space with no plans to get it home a lot. Apparently they found dogs that were strays in Moscow because it was assumed they'd be tougher and better at handling the cold. Laika basically means "barker" because she would bark loudly

    • @klg9549
      @klg9549 2 года назад +50

      Fuck, that's tragic. Gonna have trouble sleeping tonight.

    • @vixxstarlight649
      @vixxstarlight649 2 года назад +50

      A lot of animals were sent to space dogs cats monkeys even flies

    • @DoomNeb
      @DoomNeb 2 года назад +21

      I mean to be fair if you’re gonna send something to its doom in space why make it a human

    • @joshgribbon8510
      @joshgribbon8510 2 года назад +44

      @@DoomNeb Humans can at least consent to it and understand the risks, there's no way for them to ask a dog if it wants to go die in space

    • @TheNotoriousNemo
      @TheNotoriousNemo 2 года назад +10

      Yes it was very sad, atleast laika has a statue and a cool song

  • @epic1487
    @epic1487 2 года назад +35

    "If the universe is so big, then why won't it fight me?" - InternetHistorian

  • @LizardSpork
    @LizardSpork 2 года назад +146

    I like how the ancients theorised all these impossible obstacles that can't be crossed and then say "but if you do... here's another obstacle".
    If it were me I'd just stop with the sea monsters. "But Plato, what if you COULD get pass them." "Shut up Aristotle! I said you can't get pass them, EVER, the end."

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 2 года назад +24

      It also suggests that somebody went out there, came back, and told just enough people to start a legend without taking any credit for doing an unbelievable task

    • @Emperorhirohito19272
      @Emperorhirohito19272 2 года назад +9

      @@skeetsmcgrew3282 and suggests that it is in fact possible to go all the way to the edge

    • @prometheus1815
      @prometheus1815 2 года назад

      Tbh that might just make people go out anyway out of spite

    • @walrusArmageddon
      @walrusArmageddon 2 года назад +8

      @@skeetsmcgrew3282 it sounds like he reached somewhere north like russia and was like "fuck this, I'm *done",* and just turned around to tell people that where it ends

    • @walrusArmageddon
      @walrusArmageddon 2 года назад +1

      @@skeetsmcgrew3282 also it suggests the guy had to deal with sea monsters *TWICE*

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 2 года назад +95

    17:15
    I am 100% convinced that the guy in the picture is a time traveller who intentionally aliased himself as "John Batman" during the first inception of Australia as a Prison Colony so that he can name everything over his favorite superhero while doing a little bit of morally ambiguous trolling since it's the early 17-18th Century in world history

  • @CamTheWarlock
    @CamTheWarlock 2 года назад +1193

    “Why don’t we just call them the big planets and small planets.”
    Congratulations you just explained the dwarf planet classification.

    • @mileskile9520
      @mileskile9520 Год назад +14

      Why does it have to be called a fake though?

    • @NihilisticRealism
      @NihilisticRealism Год назад +8

      Exactly. They are so dense

    • @sanketm1663
      @sanketm1663 Год назад +58

      @@mileskile9520 dwarf means small, no one says they are fake planets

    • @mileskile9520
      @mileskile9520 Год назад +27

      @@sanketm1663 everyone says that pluto is not a planet, I know a lot of people who made a point to explain that pluto isn't a real planet.

    • @jynxed66six54
      @jynxed66six54 Год назад +24

      @@mileskile9520 because pluto is not a planet. its a dwarf planet. dwarf planets are not planets

  • @DoctorLazertron
    @DoctorLazertron 2 года назад +92

    I can’t believe people thought mountains held up the sky before we discovered the Far Lands and scientists found out that the land generation algorithm causes integer overflow and starts rendering twisty rock formations. Ancient people were craaazy.

    • @Ma-mj5rk
      @Ma-mj5rk 2 года назад +3

      RIP the beta days ;_;7

    • @peteardGreatestRacist
      @peteardGreatestRacist 2 года назад +7

      Wait how do we know everest isn't holding up the sky? Has that been deboonked? I'm still skeptical.

    • @DoctorLazertron
      @DoctorLazertron 2 года назад +6

      @@peteardGreatestRacist Gotta get out there and boonk it before someone can try to deboonk

    • @peteardGreatestRacist
      @peteardGreatestRacist 2 года назад +4

      @@DoctorLazertron You've just inspired me I'M GOING TO EVEREST

    • @nuclearmedicineman6270
      @nuclearmedicineman6270 2 года назад +4

      They just didn't have the technology we do; imagine trying to debug the algorithm with an abacus.

  • @buchido8329
    @buchido8329 Месяц назад +3

    13:20 "Alien Pesos" has some layers to it and I dig the joke

  • @shinsenshogun900
    @shinsenshogun900 2 года назад +499

    InternetHistorian and OrdinaryThings on their way to aspire as an ideal ambitious Martian Polar Warlord, loved this skit of thought

  • @coorooo8638
    @coorooo8638 2 года назад +513

    I'm so glad historian is collabing with ordinary things again. When they first did I was like who's this dude, went to his channel and never looked back. The man's got mad brit humor, dry and edgy and he nails it every video.

    • @konrad1916
      @konrad1916 2 года назад +1

      For I passed on to you, as of first importance, the account I had received, that Christ died for our sins, as the Scriptures foretold, that he was buried, that on the third day he was raised from the dead, as the Scriptures foretold 1 Corinthians 15

    • @katevgrady
      @katevgrady 2 года назад +1

      Same. The collab functioned perfectly.. I got OT and OT got a sub.

    • @HerohammerStudios
      @HerohammerStudios 2 года назад

      Nah, his videos are shit, but he's good in these

    • @themasterladisaster4336
      @themasterladisaster4336 2 года назад +5

      I mean the british part is almost non existent. But pther than that yeah

    • @alexheschuk9429
      @alexheschuk9429 2 года назад +3

      He's definitely either Australian or Kiwi, not English accent or humor.

  • @hotdiggedydemon
    @hotdiggedydemon 2 года назад +92

    But if you get past the sea monsters and cross the mud desert and cross the ice desert and climb the mountain and drill through the filament, whats on the other side of THAT huh??

    • @AndrewSlacks
      @AndrewSlacks 10 месяцев назад +7

      A convenient zipline that'll take you all the way back

    • @crappyshorehen8201
      @crappyshorehen8201 10 месяцев назад +2

      An infinite sea of Goofballs.

    • @EduardoVidalSalgadoFajardo
      @EduardoVidalSalgadoFajardo 10 месяцев назад +1

      A vending machine that's empty

    • @D2attemp
      @D2attemp 10 месяцев назад +3

      I think that’s where the Backrooms are. Not the weird one with “monsters” but actually extra storage area. It’s very boring and smells like an old paint store

  • @TTOS69
    @TTOS69 9 месяцев назад +4

    14:17 that part literally made me spit and snot everywhere that shit was so funny bro

  • @missingindy
    @missingindy 2 года назад +11

    17:27 I cannot describe the emotion in that “what?”, it’s impossible for me, but it makes me roll over laughing

  • @emerald3616
    @emerald3616 2 года назад +613

    “Why don’t you distinguish the hundreds of would be planets into big planets and small planets?”
    That’s… what they did…

    • @Bleudog
      @Bleudog 2 года назад +37

      No they separated them into big planets and not planets.

    • @catpoke9557
      @catpoke9557 2 года назад +81

      They actually didn't. For some reason even though "Planet" is in the name, dwarf planets aren't considered a type of planet at all. It's like how velvet ants are actually not ants and are wasps instead. Even though "ant" is in the name.

    • @BertockLeg
      @BertockLeg 2 года назад +5

      @@catpoke9557 bullshit. Now you are going to tell me they are not made of velvet either

    • @goreobsessed2308
      @goreobsessed2308 2 года назад +2

      On the flip side you have the scientists that just use planetoid for all of em. Which is worse

    • @TheBanana93
      @TheBanana93 2 года назад +2

      @@catpoke9557 Ants and wasps are cousins bruh

  • @yourlocalcryptid89
    @yourlocalcryptid89 2 года назад +67

    Nice of Internet Historian to let Ordinary Things out of his basement to let him record with him. I hope he gave him food and water this time. It is the holiday season after all.

  • @TheCat_3
    @TheCat_3 2 года назад +51

    10:13 Avatar 2 is out boys, you know what that means? MOON BASE

  • @Kastev30
    @Kastev30 2 года назад +84

    Every new IH video that comes out always fills me with such a mix of absolute joy, and complete depression, because I know that the video is guaranteed to be incredibly entertaining and funny, yet completely depressing because it's going to end before I know it and will have to wait months for a new one.
    (I'm not complaining about the wait time, the wait time is what gives these videos their quality content)

    • @Rvk1a64
      @Rvk1a64 2 года назад +2

      yup most bittersweet channel on RUclips. I miss having a stack of these to binge on. I should've binged slower 🥲

    • @Kokorocodon
      @Kokorocodon 2 года назад +2

      Don't be like that, mate. Here, have a hug.

    • @aeong_bread
      @aeong_bread 2 года назад +1

      @@Kokorocodon wholesome

  • @konigderwelt2174
    @konigderwelt2174 2 года назад +317

    I used to work at CERN. While the LHC is not running you may be able to book tours to the detectors. (Those are the places where the particle streams colide)
    If you go to Geneva some time you should try and visit. It is one crazy impressive piece of equipment.
    They are running a lot of interesting experiments.

    • @inshrektorgadget1546
      @inshrektorgadget1546 2 года назад +1

      That's really cool. If I ever tour Europe someday, I'll remember this.

    • @Lanterns_light
      @Lanterns_light 2 года назад +24

      Experiments like opening portals to the lizard dimension. Nah I’m good I’ll just stay in my basement

    • @marksigmundziolkowski4212
      @marksigmundziolkowski4212 2 года назад +4

      You clearly missed the bit where they want to go there to use it as a loo and presumably launch that into space.

    • @Cam_Can_Play
      @Cam_Can_Play Год назад +5

      How good of a job did you have to find to stop working at CERN??

    • @bane2201
      @bane2201 Год назад

      @Okabe Rintaro I surprised you didn't bring up the other things they did. I'd be much more upset about some of those.

  • @destructoidreaper3
    @destructoidreaper3 2 года назад +269

    I like how they basically described a fallout style random loot encounter for space. Dead bodies, cola, and a gun. If that isn’t something I’d likely find together in fallout then I dunno what is.
    Also I think another few things about Pluto is it’s mildly elliptical and has a tilted axis.

    • @hatman3445
      @hatman3445 2 года назад +8

      Starfield be like

    • @MrFallenone
      @MrFallenone Год назад +1

      Earth has a tilted axis... and uranus rolls instead of spinning.

  • @BattlewarPenguin
    @BattlewarPenguin Год назад +18

    0:56 Whenever we colonize the moon, I want the 'Fake landing spot when old stunts were made' in the actual moon as a tourist hotspot, just for funsies

  • @buzzlightyearpfp7641
    @buzzlightyearpfp7641 2 года назад +170

    i love when the editor makes his own jokes. the battery in the ocean killed me

  • @miki13147
    @miki13147 2 года назад +213

    I love that as Historian talks about Pluto rules, the Deep Space Police Sirens can be heard in the background, coming for him 🚨

  • @chrisbenson6753
    @chrisbenson6753 Год назад +9

    I love that “firmament” is just called “filament” through the whole episode

  • @reincarN8ed
    @reincarN8ed 2 года назад +43

    "Don't bother trying to discover Australia" is sound advice even today.

    • @Master_Yoda1990
      @Master_Yoda1990 2 года назад +5

      Yeah, they shouldn't have said it doesn't exist, that just made people more interested in discovering it, that's what urges Columbus, they just kept saying he couldn't. Instead they should've just said "Yeah it exists, but it's just a big disappointment, why waste the time."

    • @fugyfruit
      @fugyfruit 2 года назад +2

      No person's life has ever been improved by discovering Australia

    • @justinambru8529
      @justinambru8529 2 года назад

      What about steve Irwin?

  • @littleheck1
    @littleheck1 2 года назад +181

    These two are easily my favorite pair... of voices. Whomever edits these deserves a grant

    • @deathlocus1571
      @deathlocus1571 2 года назад +4

      If you haven’t checked out Ordinary Thing’s personal channel, i highly recommend you do.

    • @Jay_in_Japan
      @Jay_in_Japan 2 года назад +4

      WHOEVER. IT'S WHOEVER
      "Whom" is an object pronoun, _NOT_ a subject!
      REEEEEEEEE
      ree

    • @bananasaur5209
      @bananasaur5209 2 года назад +5

      @@Jay_in_Japan Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es do you think you are?

  • @sigurdjensen195
    @sigurdjensen195 2 года назад +220

    As a person who is not actively working for CERN but has in the past. You can get a guided tour into the area where the LHC (Large Hadron Collider) is. Unfortunately you can't, to my knowledge, put anything into the pipes the size of poop. It's a pretty airtight vacuum in there. About as vacuum as we can make vacuums.
    Also it's one sometimes, so don't go in when it's on or you'll die of radiation poisoning :)
    Good luck

    • @yourmajestythequeen8147
      @yourmajestythequeen8147 2 года назад +9

      I'm gonna screenshot this comment to my CERN friend with no context

    • @sigurdjensen195
      @sigurdjensen195 2 года назад +13

      @@yourmajestythequeen8147 Sure. If they work in Experimental Areas I may know them

    • @lalaciour
      @lalaciour 2 года назад

      you might not die if you get lucky like that one guy in ussr 💩

    • @mikesendec3972
      @mikesendec3972 2 года назад +3

      What was with that weird ass ritual they did for the reopening

    • @sigurdjensen195
      @sigurdjensen195 2 года назад +11

      ​@@mikesendec3972 There's been a few. I think the one you're referring to is the one where some interns/students went into the gallery (underground tunnels that are poorly mapped), I believe. Filmed a found-footage horror clip with a ritual sacrifice. It was hilarious, but the board didn't like it.

  • @aidenlewellen5315
    @aidenlewellen5315 2 года назад +41

    Why does my ex always want more space?

  • @MLPCracks
    @MLPCracks 2 года назад +1800

    I know Internet Historian thought he was making an outlandish proposal for a launch system in the CERN bit but SpinLaunch is essential what he described and is actually getting rockets off the ground

    • @Mr_BobAFeet
      @Mr_BobAFeet 2 года назад +94

      Actually way less energy needed to do it this way. Takes a LOT of fuel to get off the ground

    • @voodoo2445
      @voodoo2445 2 года назад +244

      @@Mr_BobAFeet Don't see any problem with the fuel consumption. Can't NASA do it like me when I fill up my car? Just like leave before paying?

    • @XellithUS
      @XellithUS 2 года назад +84

      @@Mr_BobAFeet The problem with spinlaunch is 1. getting the track to kick you off into the sky. 2. being able to overcome air resistance on the way up at such huge speeds. 3. Cant carry people. 4. problems with stability.
      Honestly I doubt its ever going to work as intended. They MIGHT be able to get it going for doing some cargo runs but Im not holding my breath.

    • @______6879
      @______6879 2 года назад +27

      @@XellithUSthey’re driving cost down for small to medium-small payloads. As technology continues to miniaturize small form factor payloads are likely to increase. If the cost is driven low enough, there will be a market. It will not be the prime launch market but it exists already

    • @XellithUS
      @XellithUS 2 года назад +14

      @@______6879 As stated though, there are fundamental problems that need to be overcome. Spinlaunch is currently just an idea. It might just stay that way. The engineering problems to overcome are immense.

  • @nisoro.
    @nisoro. 2 года назад +49

    The "In the Field" series is one of my favorites on the platform. The intros/ads and banter always have me laughing.

  • @robertflinch2447
    @robertflinch2447 Год назад +22

    This is basically just a really nicely edited podcast

  • @GordonSlamsay
    @GordonSlamsay 2 года назад +83

    a field of muk followed by miles and miles of tundra leading to a mysterious cursed mountain range is actually kinda cool

  • @wowzah2458
    @wowzah2458 2 года назад +247

    I would enjoy these videos alot more if it weren’t for the fact every time i watch them Internet Historian himself walks into my room, hits me with a metal pipe and then lights my body on fire.

    • @Queen_Nyxie
      @Queen_Nyxie 2 года назад +9

      Yeah. That does sound like a bit of a downer.

    • @CaptainKapitan
      @CaptainKapitan 2 года назад +24

      I think you should use Nord VPN, that should make it harder for Internet Historian to know when you're watching.

    • @AriasSF
      @AriasSF 2 года назад +1

      You should try to convince him to do it when you're watching his main channel instead, then you'll get beaten and set on fire just once or twice a year.
      Or maybe he will start uploading videos more often, either way we all win.

    • @8bitRemakes
      @8bitRemakes 2 года назад

      maybe you should stop having a body

    • @AedanBlackheart
      @AedanBlackheart 2 года назад +1

      Jeeze...

  • @bloodiedsmile899
    @bloodiedsmile899 2 года назад +661

    My astronomy teacher in college told us he was actually one of the people to vote on whether or not pluto would remain a planet or not. I'll never forgive him.

    • @nejdalej
      @nejdalej 2 года назад +121

      Mine was too. He voted yes for Pluto to be considered a planet. He was my favourite :D

    • @ariannasv22
      @ariannasv22 2 года назад +36

      @@nejdalej Based teacher

    • @2st_duallist
      @2st_duallist 2 года назад +1

      ask him if he knows who robert simmons is. hint: he works at nasa

    • @dimlightbulb10
      @dimlightbulb10 2 года назад +39

      You can call a hill a mountain, but it's still just a hill.

    • @Afrologist
      @Afrologist 2 года назад

      Such a massive circlejerk just to get one over on "laypeople". I never really trusted astronomers since.

  • @TheRealKyleLamb
    @TheRealKyleLamb 2 года назад +12

    Internet Historian, you absolute bloody legend, you are my favorite youtuber hands down. The only channel that I have enable "all" notifications for. Keep up the amazing work. Your series "The triggering of Shia" is one of my favorite things on the entire internet.

  • @TutoProPlay1
    @TutoProPlay1 2 года назад +247

    As a Mexican, I cracked up with the 50B Alien Pesos in the middle of a meeting. You are the very best, keep up with these videos! They make my days even better

  • @basabromander2778
    @basabromander2778 2 года назад +22

    I love that they half discover some genuine space travel ideas like magnetic catapults and space tethers, then just imagine the worst ways possible to implement them

  • @rebeccaimmel4160
    @rebeccaimmel4160 2 года назад +503

    I know I’m about to grin for 22 straight minutes when Internet Historian and Ordinary Things get together. Thanks guys!!!

    • @DodgyDaveGTX
      @DodgyDaveGTX 2 года назад

      You're welcome? 🙄

    • @ildlyn8966
      @ildlyn8966 2 года назад

      there's no need to dickride.

    • @phattjohnson
      @phattjohnson Год назад +2

      I wonder if people spoke so fondly of the TV guide when they found something to kill 30 minutes with back in the day (including ads :P)

    • @vivecald-vehk6978
      @vivecald-vehk6978 Год назад

      @@phattjohnson many years ago when foxtel was kinda new, yeah it was a bit like that

  • @zxyamato1570
    @zxyamato1570 2 года назад +204

    Them talking about space suits reminded me of a Digimon episode. They show Gabumon on Mars with a custom space suit designed to fit his horn and tail, and it's simultaneously impressive and hilarious.

    • @schrodingersgat4344
      @schrodingersgat4344 2 года назад +30

      One of my favorite tv moments was an episode of Exo Squad.
      The communications guy was on a mission. The heavy weapons guy was subbing in his suit.
      It wouldn't cooperate.
      The AI is giving him shit.
      He says something like " Oh yeah" squint and concentrates.
      You see a little electricity run down the neural link into the machine.
      It replies with " This Exo Suit is not physically capable of completing that request."
      I'm like 14 or 15. I realized that he had told it to go fuck itself.
      Subtle, but solid, joke.

    • @Electrolux219
      @Electrolux219 2 года назад +4

      That sounds adorable I love it

    • @haraberu
      @haraberu 2 года назад +8

      That was the end of OG Digimon where they showed what everyone was doing 10 years later, IIRC. Such a neat way to send it off. But it also means they never expanded on it.

    • @walrusArmageddon
      @walrusArmageddon 2 года назад +1

      I had to look it up, and I love it

  • @cliftonsargent1572
    @cliftonsargent1572 2 года назад +61

    I can’t believe I found your channel a month ago….I’m a huge fan of what you do. Cant tell you enough how sweet that week was binge watching all your stuff

    • @jhondoe8495
      @jhondoe8495 2 года назад +7

      Lucky you! You have a lot of stuff to watch. I hope you know his main channel.

    • @cliftonsargent1572
      @cliftonsargent1572 2 года назад +4

      @@jhondoe8495 Internet historian right? He has like 4 channels

    • @goofy3517
      @goofy3517 2 года назад

      @@cliftonsargent1572 💀 who else would he be talking about

  • @ElloGovnaShorts
    @ElloGovnaShorts 2 года назад +44

    I love how complex the subject may seem, but then it just this

  • @D2attemp
    @D2attemp 2 месяца назад +2

    If we send human corpses into space, isn’t that like giving aliens a blue print on how to destroy us

  • @LastSaturdayVarietyShow
    @LastSaturdayVarietyShow 2 года назад +48

    The constant use of "fillament" instead of "firmament" made me imagine the stars are all light from one big light bulb, and the sky is just some black paper with holes in it.

    • @the_birthday_skeleton
      @the_birthday_skeleton 2 года назад +3

      hahah I was looking to see if someone mentioned this before I posted.
      Stars do be like a bunch of lightbulbs tho 💡✨

    • @Miners666
      @Miners666 2 года назад +3

      That was a belief at one point, like in the Middle Ages or something, that stars were “holes” in the sky that we could see the light of Heaven shining through.

    • @peen2804
      @peen2804 Год назад +1

      I just commented about the filament thing. I couldn’t figure out if he was purposefully mistaking filament for firmament or if there was a joke there or if filament was an actual thing in that context 😂

  • @Shadowonwater
    @Shadowonwater 2 года назад +10

    14:25 "There was only one bed" is OUT "There was only one space suit" is IN

  • @treyhasfriends
    @treyhasfriends 2 года назад +79

    The fact that I'm lucky enough to catch these early on every release makes me appreciate my terrible sleep schedule.

    • @recouer
      @recouer 2 года назад

      Or you can wake up to The release of the video

    • @monomanual
      @monomanual 2 года назад +3

      Its 2 am where i live and i have to wake up at 7
      but it worth it

    • @1337-i3v
      @1337-i3v 2 года назад +1

      bruh its 6.30 am, im so fucked

    • @1337-i3v
      @1337-i3v 2 года назад

      .. but i agree with you
      however, why is this british dude uploading NOW. like check the timezone

    • @brainzpvz2592
      @brainzpvz2592 2 года назад +1

      @@1337-i3v British??? He's Australian

  • @Ninjujitsu
    @Ninjujitsu 2 года назад +9

    "you know when you're a pirate"
    Excellent callback.

  • @Electrolux219
    @Electrolux219 2 года назад +143

    The funny thing is you guys weren’t too far off with the space trebuchet thing. They’ve got this spinlaunch thing being tested where it’s basically just a giant spinning wheel that builds up a load of momentum which launched satellites out the top & (hopefully) into orbit

    • @berbtheherb
      @berbtheherb 2 года назад +4

      You saw that in KSP

    • @jubuttib
      @jubuttib 2 года назад +20

      It won't launch anything into orbit by itself, but the intention is to get stuff through the thick lower atmosphere as fast as possible, and then have them use rockets to get into orbit.

    • @quantumblur_3145
      @quantumblur_3145 2 года назад +9

      Spin launch era is going to be so stupidly funny

    • @supernus8684
      @supernus8684 2 года назад +13

      Except that spinlaunch thing is total bullcrap and will never be of any practical use.

    • @toasterowens8916
      @toasterowens8916 2 года назад

      @@supernus8684 shut up

  • @re-crafted2993
    @re-crafted2993 2 года назад +25

    raycon's noise cancelling is so competent that raycon have never heard a complaint since their earphones were introduced

  • @Ian-Crawford
    @Ian-Crawford 2 года назад +15

    I appreciate the usage of Guts' theme at 22:35. Internet Historian is truly cultured.

  • @TheSpearkan
    @TheSpearkan Год назад +6

    Re: Pluto, I still agree with the IAU definition because we do very much teach about dwarf planets which very much lines up with what they said of "1000 planets but also the big 8". Yes the neighborhood argument is shoddy since any day we may find two extrasolar planets in the same orbit but when you look at the solar system, you can't lump planets like Jupiter, Uranus or Venus in the same group as, like, twelve near-identical lumps of ice in the Kuiper belt

  • @sahatlst8708
    @sahatlst8708 2 года назад +4

    actualy the first recorded instance of the world being described as round was written before 732 B.C.E at Isiah 40:22 (bear in mind that in the original Aramaic language this was written in they did not have seperate words for sphere and circle)
    Isiah 40:22 "There is One who dwells above the circle of the earth..."

  • @washinours
    @washinours 2 года назад +51

    Well I happened to have a good friend working at CERN and lemme tell you your little segment about them is on point, those guys are fun and have an endless list of goofy ways to use their big toy if given the opportunity

    • @CheeseMan2916
      @CheeseMan2916 Год назад +7

      That was the vibe I got during a tour in CERN. The tour guide showed us a tree that was covered in computer mice, called it a zoo, then pointed out that there were "dangerous" computer mice inside cages lol

  • @ArchHippy
    @ArchHippy 2 года назад +16

    The way the editor made the Earth move relative to the Moon the correct way round made me happy, only for him to totally bungle it seconds later.

  • @Cellidor
    @Cellidor 2 года назад +13

    Y'know Historian, Isaac Arthur did a whole RUclips series 'Upward Bound', and the funny thing is, there's a few future-tech ideas there that your ideas were pretty close to. You talked about attaching a rope to a rail but 'space rails' are actually a possible future idea. Give it a lookie-loo, honestly seems like it might be up your alley my guy!

  • @obama281
    @obama281 2 года назад +10

    This man uploading is a huge larger than life event for my friend group. It’s like everyone looses their shit and quotes and references the video like crazy for the next two weeks

  • @Crimson11777
    @Crimson11777 2 года назад +43

    I'm realizing more and more that this could make for a great podcast

  • @jensuvr
    @jensuvr 2 года назад +30

    I really enjoy the videos with you two together. The ones with Sumito are pretty classic as well.

    • @AngryKittens
      @AngryKittens 2 года назад

      Everyone else sucks and should be ashamed.

  • @snipermundy170
    @snipermundy170 Год назад +2

    "So you're essentially just reeling in the moon?"
    IH giving Beast Wars Megatron a run for his money: "Yeeess...."

  • @littleheck1
    @littleheck1 2 года назад +25

    Every time I see Hide The Pain Harold, all my sorrows just disappears. Well done Mr. Historian. You've successfully Pavloved a bunch of us with Harold's face.

  • @manofcultura
    @manofcultura 2 года назад +11

    Gotta love the use of the friendship drive sound effect in the beginning. Elite dangerous for all its flaws is an 11/10 in sound design.

  • @Haplo-san
    @Haplo-san 2 года назад +74

    The thing InternetHistorian proposed to launch things to the space with LHC is already made (prototype phase) and it's called "SpinLaunch".

    • @artyb27
      @artyb27 2 года назад +8

      SpinLaunch is vertical and designed to be less than 320m in circumference. The LHC is flat and over 16 *miles* around.

    • @sigmasquadleader
      @sigmasquadleader 2 года назад +9

      SpinLaunch is hot garbage.

    • @spacejunk2186
      @spacejunk2186 2 года назад +6

      That spinlaunch stuff is a scam

    • @TheR4gnos
      @TheR4gnos 2 года назад +2

      Agreed, Spinlaunch makes no sense. Humans could never travel in it and cargo would almost all be wrecked by it.
      Also it's energy requirements would be enormous and it doesn't help with the harest parts of setting up orbits at all.
      Waste of money, granted. Do the idiots doing it know that though? 🤔

    • @barhamd
      @barhamd 2 года назад +7

      ​ @TheR4gnos I mean, I'm not a Spinlaunch stan at all, but the criticisms you bring up aren't really valid.
      - It's not intended for humans and never will be, the Gs would just liquify you
      - Even cheap consumer electronics can withstand the thousands of Gs it produces
      - It's intended to get out of our thick lower atmosphere as fast as possible, which is one of the most inefficient parts of getting to orbit
      - Since it’s powered by an electric motor, it’s in the unique position to ‘choose’ its power source depending on the electrical grid it’s connected to. Theoretically it could be solar or nuclear powered.

  • @wyssmaster
    @wyssmaster Месяц назад +1

    "They changed Pluto to a dwarf planet"
    "That's bullshit! Why don't they just call them big planets and small planets!"
    One might even use a synonym for small, such as dwarf

  • @OxlanderArt
    @OxlanderArt 2 года назад +15

    A couple months back I binged through all of the In The Field videos...I probably saw "future." 3 times now since I've also rewatched it when showing it to others. So I'm happy to see a new one in less than half a year. :P
    Please keep making more, they're great to listen to (I've seen someone describe it as a podcast without the filler) but also great to watch with the editing. Obviously different content compared to what's on the main channel, but I genuinely like these coming out more often.

  • @Munto-Z
    @Munto-Z 2 года назад +17

    I love the way you added Guts' theme at the end. It really suits space.

  • @hentiboi604
    @hentiboi604 2 года назад +16

    His titles are so intriguing and detailed, I wonder how sensible and logical the video will be.

  • @noob19087
    @noob19087 Год назад +6

    7:40 As a researcher I can ABSOLUTELY say that something like this has happened in every research team.

  • @Blitzkrieg_Wolf
    @Blitzkrieg_Wolf 2 года назад +34

    This man just recreated the whole plot of Infinite Warfare in a single paragraph

  • @the_ellieverse
    @the_ellieverse 2 года назад +84

    This is the first time someone in a video set off our Alexa, and it pulled up a mixed playlist of Who Let the Dogs Out. Well played, sir.

  • @TheOneWithComments
    @TheOneWithComments 2 года назад +16

    9:40 I love that Historian while trying to meme comes up with a completely legitimate idea that already exists called an "Orbital Ring" and is theoretically the best way to create a bridge from the Earth to the moon. Space is so silly.

  • @BossHoggBroDog
    @BossHoggBroDog 2 месяца назад +3

    14:10 is god tier improv

  • @haiperbus
    @haiperbus 2 года назад +14

    What IH was describing with the CERN launcher is an actual device that is being looked into, called a mass driver. It's not lightspeed but it's enough to get outta the atmosphere. Like a rock sling

  • @aflyingman5751
    @aflyingman5751 2 года назад +17

    somehow this intro was so calm and not chaotic as usual. i think i found my inner peace

  • @reddeadspartan
    @reddeadspartan 2 года назад +16

    "Don't bother trying to discover Australia"
    Words to live by, honestly.