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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 13 тыс.

  • @JonTronShow
    @JonTronShow 2 года назад +49836

    What an honor, thank you for having me on, Mr. IH, Sir, Madame 😅

  • @Turtlesfirekannons
    @Turtlesfirekannons 2 года назад +8155

    The reason we know about the Roman toilet sponge is because a gladiator wanted to kill himself rather than fight, and since the toilets were the only place he wasn't monitored he took the sponge and choked himself to death with it. A lot of facts about everyday life in history are only known because of court cases and investigations, since that's the only time people found things like bathroom habits and sleeping schedules worth documenting.

    • @Ironclad17
      @Ironclad17 2 года назад +1456

      He...choked on the communal toilet sponge? That was preferable?

    • @normalyoutube4556
      @normalyoutube4556 2 года назад +413

      whatever means necessary

    • @ezekielbrockmann114
      @ezekielbrockmann114 2 года назад +315

      Taste the Rainbow!

    • @JaneDoeValentine
      @JaneDoeValentine 2 года назад

      @@Ironclad17 I mean, if you lose the fight you die painfully but if you win, you have to keep fighting until you eventually die.

    • @vatonage1599
      @vatonage1599 2 года назад +720

      What exactly could drive a man to suicide via communal sponge rather than continue with his life?

  • @disgruntledcashier503
    @disgruntledcashier503 2 года назад +7893

    The dumbest thing about the Walmart Metaverse thing is that's it's VR. You could make it literally anything. You could act like you're shopping in a Tuscan farmer's market or a Star Wars Bazaar or something. Instead it's just shopping at fucking Walmart but in VR.

    • @JarfTaco
      @JarfTaco 2 года назад +804

      Oh my god, how did I not realize that? That is literally the ONLY thing that Walmart could have done to differentiate the VR store from their main website and they completely missed it.

    • @mrshmuga9
      @mrshmuga9 2 года назад +770

      They’re selling the fantasy of a completely empty Walmart, with no crazy Karens or screaming children.

    • @officerspider7996
      @officerspider7996 2 года назад +191

      Tbf Walmart on its own is more dangerous than whatever you just mentioned

    • @GeorgeAndLennyGaming
      @GeorgeAndLennyGaming 2 года назад +245

      @@JarfTaco also why would you want to put on a headset and go wall around a virtual store putting virtual products in your virtual cart to buy it, instead of just using their website.

    • @JarfTaco
      @JarfTaco 2 года назад +168

      @@GeorgeAndLennyGamingThat’s what I’m saying! If they’re not going to add anything fun to the experience, why bother?

  • @vespertilio-ver
    @vespertilio-ver 2 года назад +5631

    No clipping into a textureless void while simply trying to buy milk sounds like a very futuristic problem, until you realise 'Take On Me' already warned us of that back in 1985

    • @flashter6101
      @flashter6101 2 года назад +286

      Who knew that music video has been warning us of the backrooms for decades

    • @cobracrystal_
      @cobracrystal_ 2 года назад +64

      milk inside a bag of milk inside a bag of milk inside a bag of milk inside a bag of milk inside a

    • @believeinmatter
      @believeinmatter 2 года назад +40

      Such a phenomenal music video, even almost 40 years later

    • @DxBlack
      @DxBlack 2 года назад +9

      "No clipping into a textureless void while simply trying to buy milk sounds like a very futuristic problem"
      But...but The Backrooms was from the 80's. 🤔 Was there a Wal-mart in The Backrooms? 🤨

    • @NyanGeneral
      @NyanGeneral 2 года назад +12

      @@cobracrystal_ milk outside a bag of milk outside a bag of milk outside a bag of milk outside a bag of milk outside a bag of milk

  • @Jackie89000
    @Jackie89000 Год назад +2864

    "Cat litter will dissolve."
    Cat litter is scientifically engineered to clump and absorb moisture, not dissolve. Cat litter in your toilet is the worst idea you can have

    • @ryanv1279
      @ryanv1279 Год назад +156

      Not the worst idea, quikrete probably be worse tbf.

    • @rattlestormrepublic4874
      @rattlestormrepublic4874 Год назад +35

      Why didn't he just flush the paper one lot at a time?

    • @jason_always_painting3994
      @jason_always_painting3994 Год назад +8

      It kiils sea otters actually

    • @Jackie89000
      @Jackie89000 Год назад +28

      @@jason_always_painting3994 Sea Otters are mean.

    • @muscleoffigus
      @muscleoffigus Год назад +4

      Unfortunately, I has done this before, with a whole tray 😩

  • @Wendigoon
    @Wendigoon 2 года назад +21622

    I mean this as both a threat and promise: I will beat the VR Walmart hall monitor to death

    • @ballerrr273
      @ballerrr273 2 года назад +610

      chad energy

    • @dawsbox1726
      @dawsbox1726 2 года назад +784

      Looking forward to that 37 minute unedited upload, followed by you looking at the camera and saying "you're next"

    • @bonebrothyt
      @bonebrothyt 2 года назад +460

      If you skip her death cutscene you can dupe like 50 milks back home

    • @zZwingli
      @zZwingli 2 года назад +223

      watch as in 10 years time Wendigoon is gonna get sued by the AI

    • @nathanielcrosby2426
      @nathanielcrosby2426 2 года назад +72

      Based

  • @corylong5808
    @corylong5808 2 года назад +10554

    I love how the topic is the future and they then spend the whole episode talking about the ancient past.

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 2 года назад +345

      That's where the future COMES FROM!
      XD

    • @noaag
      @noaag 2 года назад +39

      @@jamesmitch9792 past view? Who said it was in the past? I saw that "apology" on H3 and it was nothing.

    • @lucasnogueira1137
      @lucasnogueira1137 2 года назад +52

      @@jamesmitch9792 he did make fun of that with the whole interview bit

    • @RandomHistoric
      @RandomHistoric 2 года назад +146

      @@jamesmitch9792 OMG DID YOU HEAR THAT, A CONTENT CREATOR SAID SOMETHING BAD, GUYS GUYS
      What kind of fascist psycho stops watching videos from someone because of his personal believes? He is not your friend, you don't interact with him, you are just watching his content and he is not less or more interesting because of what he believes outside of youtube.

    • @TheBanana93
      @TheBanana93 2 года назад

      @@jamesmitch9792 Oh shut up

  • @aaronmelgar7116
    @aaronmelgar7116 Год назад +128

    Holy shit, the unannounced videos at 1:42 foreshadowing the painting, theater and (presumably) wine "Become Fancy" videos.

    • @JSzekely
      @JSzekely 7 месяцев назад +16

      Whoa wait you’re blowing my mind… how long has he been working on these

    • @Jamaso.
      @Jamaso. 4 месяца назад +3

      Holy shit

  • @orlandocabrera8232
    @orlandocabrera8232 2 года назад +4585

    the story with the cat shitting and the chilli oil, pouring yourself water to clean a chocolate stain and this clogged toilet story makes me think you actually are one of those people who constantly fail in infomercials

    • @winshwe9752
      @winshwe9752 2 года назад +56

      Lol. I've never thought of that.

    • @orangeapples
      @orangeapples 2 года назад +112

      While not constant, I have had multiple infomercials where upon seeing them I thought, “oh shit, that’s me.”

    • @DianeAarts
      @DianeAarts 2 года назад +5

      XD

    • @rock3793
      @rock3793 2 года назад +73

      what do you mean adding paper towels, clay, and sulfuric acid doesn't fix a toilet?

    • @griffguy
      @griffguy 2 года назад +58

      "Nothing will fit in my urethra!"

  • @NinjaMan47
    @NinjaMan47 2 года назад +3699

    "I'll add in cat litter to the toilet. Cat litter dissolves right?" No. It literally is made of clay, which is super absorbant and can basically expand forever. Somehow IH picked the worst things imaginable to try to flush.

    • @franxx941
      @franxx941 2 года назад +408

      Lmao and then let throw some random acid, that should fix it... i Kinda want to know how it ended what the plumber said at the end after seeing such sight.

    • @joshuaanson5939
      @joshuaanson5939 2 года назад +275

      You mean you shouldn't pour cement mix down your clogged toilet?

    • @rainedans8684
      @rainedans8684 2 года назад +10

      Bruh I think he's just being satirical

    • @Rabbit-the-One
      @Rabbit-the-One 2 года назад +11

      But the clay dissolves because it's just sugar. That's all cat litter really is, and sugar dissolves in water just fine.

    • @Number_055
      @Number_055 2 года назад +51

      The clay litter doesn't dissolve, but the crystal litter which my family uses does dissolve very rapidly. Flushes nicely.

  • @axelprino
    @axelprino 2 года назад +2085

    I'm honestly surprised that he went straight for the sulfuric acid instead of just buying the toilet unclogging fluid from the supermarket, he really chose the nuclear option.

    • @calebangell77
      @calebangell77 2 года назад +263

      He chose literally all the worst things you could possibly flush down the toilet. I feel bad for the plumber who had to unclog that.

    • @stevepickford3004
      @stevepickford3004 2 года назад +52

      @@calebangell77 I don't. He would have paid a small fortune. Plumbers make very good money. The plumber probably feels bad you get paid so little for your work

    • @fwoqma
      @fwoqma 2 года назад +60

      @@stevepickford3004 at least i'm not elbow deep in cat litter caked paper towels

    • @sarahtonin58913
      @sarahtonin58913 2 года назад +16

      Sulfuric acid is actually a really good drain unclogger (assuming your pipes can survive it) and it's actually sold at a lot of hardware stores for that purpose.

    • @tadpolegaming4510
      @tadpolegaming4510 2 года назад

      Britain is on that nanny-state pussy bullshit, but I can get that stuff at Walmart 😂

  • @elijahbachrach6579
    @elijahbachrach6579 2 года назад +2947

    I always thought the “hole” in mens underwear was just a clever way to sew two sheets of fabric together in a way that they glide over each other and allow the geometry to accommodate any bulge.

    • @dillybilly5182
      @dillybilly5182 2 года назад +473

      I've never thought about it this way, interesting take

    • @obiwankenobi661
      @obiwankenobi661 2 года назад +23

      what about elastane?

    • @TheSwedishHistorian
      @TheSwedishHistorian 2 года назад +111

      its great if you are wearing a suit

    • @johnathanbowers5433
      @johnathanbowers5433 2 года назад +50

      @@TheSwedishHistorian this is what i've always thought it was for.

    • @Finder245
      @Finder245 2 года назад +125

      Yup, I am pretty sure that is its real purpose, and it also makes it easy to identify the front.

  • @hotdiggedydemon
    @hotdiggedydemon 2 года назад +6823

    I'm so frustrated that he didn't finish the story about his clogged toilet.

    • @CaJoel
      @CaJoel 2 года назад +201

      aren’t we all

    • @monclercoatwhenitzcold
      @monclercoatwhenitzcold 2 года назад +18

      walter

    • @ZapchonNG
      @ZapchonNG 2 года назад +16

      Hi Max

    • @GippyHappy
      @GippyHappy 2 года назад

      I think it ends with him using a bucket instead

    • @floydnimrod1826
      @floydnimrod1826 2 года назад +112

      Also, wouldnt dumping suphuric acid in water make it really really hot?

  • @TheAtlasReview
    @TheAtlasReview 2 года назад +2586

    I am 100% with you in thinking the Roman Communal Shit Sponge was bullshit.
    Either everybody had their own, or the communal sponge was just used as a toilet brush. There is NO WAY that Romans were cool with wiping with the same wretched sponge that Fat Flavius just used.

    • @McMurica
      @McMurica 2 года назад +169

      Agree. They probably cleaned the seat before sitting, or something.

    • @Crit-Multiplier
      @Crit-Multiplier 2 года назад +23

      They didnt know that bacteria exist.

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 2 года назад

      @@Crit-Multiplier They still had noses! Its not like they didn't know shit was bad for you or they wouldnt have invented an entire sophisticated system for removing it quickly and safely. Humans made some serious steps backwards during the dark ages, people know in ancient times to stay away from human shit

    • @kyle857
      @kyle857 2 года назад +402

      @@Crit-Multiplier they still wre not fans of other people's poop

    • @raulponce9012
      @raulponce9012 2 года назад

      @@Crit-Multiplier I mean, it still would be pretty obvious that it wouldn't feel good to rub more poop on your already not so clean ass, I mean you would maybe do it twice and say "nah this shit sucks I'm gonna bring my own next time"

  • @tsunderemerc2963
    @tsunderemerc2963 2 года назад +2059

    As a Walmart employee, I can confirm that people try to wall clip and backwards long jump to steal alcohol on a daily basis

    • @carbon1255
      @carbon1255 2 года назад +38

      A man called Spiffing Brit already hacks the steam summer sales.

    • @Daniel-Rosa.
      @Daniel-Rosa. 2 года назад +3

      But *in real life.* Oh, that looks hilarious in my mind hahahah

    • @landodjango8107
      @landodjango8107 2 года назад +12

      >Walmart employee
      I'm so sorry

    • @Flabulo
      @Flabulo 2 года назад +8

      @@carbon1255 How could he do that when the Steam Summer Sales are perfectly balanced with no exploits?

    • @revilno
      @revilno 2 года назад +4

      You work at Walmart?
      Escape.

  • @connermccaughey3911
    @connermccaughey3911 2 года назад +271

    The toilet story made me feel like my life is much more together than I thought.

  • @MundMoriginal
    @MundMoriginal 2 года назад +9527

    The world's slowest content releaser, partnered with the world's 2nd slowest content releaser. What a time to be alive!

    • @swipeslogjack_tgaming9472
      @swipeslogjack_tgaming9472 2 года назад +286

      All we need now is Michael reeves

    • @SoloSabbath
      @SoloSabbath 2 года назад +95

      Meanwhile me still waiting *checks* 8 years for the rest of the Conker's BFD director's commentary play-through.

    • @Tolwrath
      @Tolwrath 2 года назад +18

      Indeed, what a time. I wonder if there's anyone who didnt upload for an entire decade.

    • @HalfOtaku
      @HalfOtaku 2 года назад +137

      @@Tolwrath that one guy that uploaded "me at the zoo"

    • @Greyinkling276
      @Greyinkling276 2 года назад +20

      They should both help work on star citizen

  • @cly_
    @cly_ 2 года назад +7238

    The white pixelated guy is cool, but nothing will ever surpass Nordman

    • @eddydrouet1888
      @eddydrouet1888 2 года назад +27

      @@wealthybone2990 the one from the ad read

    • @Malkovith2
      @Malkovith2 2 года назад +90

      Every good thing must come to an end. Do not stretch the joke into infinity pls.

    • @Freiyoi6193
      @Freiyoi6193 2 года назад +26

      Darn I was going to say shadow man but he killed nordman and is the character for raid shadow legends ads. I can’t argue with that

    • @hanneslundin346
      @hanneslundin346 2 года назад +30

      Morbman

    • @senzasmentalissues474
      @senzasmentalissues474 2 года назад

      @@wealthybone2990 then why would you ask tho?

  • @shawnconway6009
    @shawnconway6009 2 года назад +1608

    The stupidest thing about the whole metaverse concept is that it's saying 'you know what would be great? What if you had to get in your car and drive from webpage to webpage? What if you had to walk around in an amazon warehouse to find things rather than using a search feature and a keyboard?' Just all the worst ideas from 1990 ideas of what cyberspace was going to be.

    • @vectorequinox6202
      @vectorequinox6202 2 года назад +157

      Remember the episode of community where the dean spends the entire episode sprinting across fields and climbing mountains just to open his email in VR.

    • @daedalusfan3003
      @daedalusfan3003 2 года назад +14

      Gotta say, the Metaverse is not what Neal Stephenson said it would be, we don't even have the Deliverator!

    • @vanhelsingfan1
      @vanhelsingfan1 2 года назад +51

      All the bad cyberpunk ideas, no riding flying sharks through code.

    • @Simonporter89
      @Simonporter89 2 года назад +11

      @Vector Equinox JEEEESUS WEPT!

    • @John_1-1_in_Japanese
      @John_1-1_in_Japanese 2 года назад +7

      To be fair, efficiency is overrated.

  • @YoutubePizzer
    @YoutubePizzer Год назад +92

    jon says “i can’t do a patrick impression” cut to him doing a pitch-perfect patrick impression

  • @KiraSlith
    @KiraSlith 2 года назад +618

    17:30 The funny part is, the sulfuric acid might've actually worked if it weren't for the cat litter. Acids and Bases and all that. Definitely the best part of this story.

    • @ardantop132na6
      @ardantop132na6 2 года назад +16

      How to learn Chemistry 101

    • @mistermann4163
      @mistermann4163 2 года назад +22

      Cat litter has many applications. I recall my old workplace using it on oil spills to prevent future fires from it.

    • @christophernoneya4635
      @christophernoneya4635 2 года назад +17

      wait if he's neutralizing sulfiric acid, couldnt he have made some extremely toxic gas while he was at it? lmaooo

    • @dafunktrunk
      @dafunktrunk 2 года назад +6

      @@ardantop132na6 You know, acids and bases and stuff, chemistry?

    • @ardantop132na6
      @ardantop132na6 2 года назад +2

      @@dafunktrunk Well, it is part of my chemistry lesson I learned from school.

  • @pathfindersavant3988
    @pathfindersavant3988 2 года назад +518

    So, the sponge on the stick was real, and the sticks would often be communal, but the sponges weren't
    They had a jar in the bathroom full of sponged, and you'd gram yourself a fresh sponge to use.
    Metatron has a video on roman houses, kitchens, and toilets. I highly recommend it.

    • @zanec14
      @zanec14 2 года назад +18

      Oh that's kinda interesting.

    • @patchmoulton5438
      @patchmoulton5438 2 года назад +1

      @Adam Dee Have you heard the story about the gladiator that chose to choke himself with the sponge rather than fight?

  • @aaronjustice9020
    @aaronjustice9020 2 года назад +2065

    "Take me to the sporting goods."
    "You already have 50,000 rounds of ammunition at home. Should I put this back?"
    "No."

    • @VelvetColt
      @VelvetColt 2 года назад +347

      Lmao "our records indicate you lost your rifle in a boating accident. Should we put the 5.56 ammunition back on the shelf?"

    • @unixtreme
      @unixtreme 2 года назад +46

      No, there's class tomorrow.
      Someone in America.

    • @Novous
      @Novous 2 года назад +34

      Ah, a man of white culture, I see!

    • @Swindle1984
      @Swindle1984 2 года назад +179

      "A man can never have too many books, too much wine, or too much ammunition." - Rudyard Kipling
      Buy it cheap, stack it deep.

    • @bandit6272
      @bandit6272 2 года назад +68

      50,000 rounds is a good start.

  • @DarkSamus288
    @DarkSamus288 2 года назад +580

    As a plumber, that toilet clog sounds like an absolute nightmare.

    • @TroubleToby3040
      @TroubleToby3040 Год назад +17

      IH replied to another person asking about the clog... He said the plumber told him it was no big deal. Seems hard to believe, but I guess he wouldn't lie about it. 🤷‍♂️

    • @malikoniousjoe
      @malikoniousjoe Год назад +69

      @@TroubleToby3040That plumber definitely lied to make him feel better. In the trades, you comfort the idiot who made the problem, keep your head down and handle the problem, then go back to the office with a new story to tell everyone

    • @johnreese7973
      @johnreese7973 Год назад +9

      My biggest concern is, did IH warn the plumber of the acid? Because that could be dangerous to unclog.

    • @DarkSamus288
      @DarkSamus288 Год назад +1

      @@johnreese7973 100% agree.

    • @jonathanwells223
      @jonathanwells223 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@malikoniousjoewithout the idiots, there will be no business

  • @morrowsent4299
    @morrowsent4299 2 года назад +1893

    Hearing internet historian talk about the psychotic ways he tried to clear a clogged toilet is perhaps the greatest sequence this channel has ever produced

    • @insertnamehere917
      @insertnamehere917 2 года назад +70

      And with no resolution :( truly a story of all time

    • @sinn4650
      @sinn4650 2 года назад

      It's a miracle his porcelain toilet hasn't shattered from the boiling water and the hydrofluoric acid

    • @runed0s86
      @runed0s86 2 года назад +12

      For those who encounter a clogged toilet, pour a whole bottle of dawn dish detergent down. Then plunge.

    • @mayathepsychiic
      @mayathepsychiic 2 года назад +19

      idk man the psychotic texting story was pretty fucking good

    • @whitegemgames
      @whitegemgames 2 года назад +48

      That fact that his first thought was to use cat litter and tried a plunger after that has me baffled

  • @milkitea669
    @milkitea669 2 года назад +2515

    The great thing about Walmart is that the employees have no interest in talking to you, so a virtual employee constantly bugging you ruins the walmart experience.

    • @fife8332
      @fife8332 2 года назад +54

      I live in India where workers are expected to follow you around and show you stuff... I love India but that drives me nuts.

    • @milkitea669
      @milkitea669 2 года назад +36

      @@fife8332 I understand the principal, but that would get annoying fast lmao. Here in the U.S. we don't care about anything.

    • @anonymous10099
      @anonymous10099 2 года назад +59

      Welcome to Wal-Mart. Get your shit and get da fuck out!

    • @melvinmerkelhopper5752
      @melvinmerkelhopper5752 2 года назад +72

      I work at Walmart and I do quite the contrary.
      I actually WILL follow you around and help because that means I do not have to do real work and the manager can not send me to do something else.

    • @milkitea669
      @milkitea669 2 года назад +25

      @@melvinmerkelhopper5752 big brain thinking.

  • @parknplay8328
    @parknplay8328 2 года назад +949

    13:36 I never thought I'd hear JonTron say "C'mon Spongebob, I'm gonna be late for the emperor to fuck my face" in a Patrick Star voice

    • @dwightschrute2822
      @dwightschrute2822 2 года назад +4

      He said feet not face tho

    • @jiraffe9600
      @jiraffe9600 2 года назад +30

      @@dwightschrute2822 he very clearly said face.

    • @GippyHappy
      @GippyHappy 2 года назад +4

      A very bad Patrick Starr impression, I might add

    • @HerohammerStudios
      @HerohammerStudios 2 года назад

      Why not? Everything he's done has definitely lead him to this.

    • @SomeKindaSpy
      @SomeKindaSpy 2 года назад +4

      @@jiraffe9600 Wrong. it only sounded like "face", but he fumbled the line trying to stifle a laugh trying to say "feet".

  • @ZitiPatrol
    @ZitiPatrol 2 года назад +217

    I love and miss Jon improvising on the spot. This made my year.

    • @lt.random210
      @lt.random210 6 месяцев назад +1

      these ITFs have unreal replay value

  • @PokefreakMaster333
    @PokefreakMaster333 2 года назад +1883

    “DONT WORRY, WE HAVE A COUPON FOR YOUR BAIL” is the most underrated joke this century and I won’t sit for it

    • @44almm
      @44almm 2 года назад +6

      what does this comment even mean

    • @PokefreakMaster333
      @PokefreakMaster333 2 года назад +3

      @@44almm it’s means MY MOM

    • @samline7605
      @samline7605 2 года назад +9

      *Regular Show Muscle Man intensifies*

    • @thewhitemask
      @thewhitemask 2 года назад +1

      I died at that part lol

    • @AIpuchino
      @AIpuchino 2 года назад +5

      @@44almm This sir, is how tiktokkers sound

  • @grantforester1864
    @grantforester1864 2 года назад +3361

    JonTron in the Internet Historian animated style just feels cursed

    • @MystearicalX
      @MystearicalX 2 года назад +56

      I am enjoying this immensely but you are absolutely correct, it's hella cursed

    • @yanhuideng8263
      @yanhuideng8263 2 года назад +56

      Internet Historian animated style is naturally cursed

    • @callumgill7019
      @callumgill7019 2 года назад +15

      He looks like Elon musk

    • @FIRSTNAMELASTNAME-zt4kf
      @FIRSTNAMELASTNAME-zt4kf 2 года назад +8

      You know it is just a tad unsettling now that you mention it.

    • @SomeHarbourBastard
      @SomeHarbourBastard 2 года назад +8

      I screencapped it in GIMP and scrubbed out the cheek lines, the eye bags and arched the nostrils. Looks non-cursed now.

  • @Ariwari5298
    @Ariwari5298 2 года назад +88

    These two are perfect together they both take a lifetime to upload one video

  • @Calvin_Coolage
    @Calvin_Coolage 2 года назад +2470

    This is a crossover I never would have predicted

  • @electricbayonet2
    @electricbayonet2 2 года назад +389

    Special thanks to the editor giving us the visuals to accompany Young-IH trying to unclog his toilet with a boiling chemical cocktail that sounds like it would be banned by the Geneva convention.

  • @dephtons
    @dephtons 2 года назад +1044

    Honestly the concept of being from the future and stuck in the past, while everyone thinks you are insane is pretty horrifying.

    • @termiterasin
      @termiterasin 2 года назад +56

      why try to convince them? just buy bitcoin, or tulips, or cats depending on how far back you get sent.

    • @murderalphabetinc.5162
      @murderalphabetinc.5162 2 года назад +34

      Ever heard of a movie called 12 Monkeys? I highly recommend it.

    • @ufhjfu4326
      @ufhjfu4326 2 года назад +3

      story of my life

    • @iratepirate3896
      @iratepirate3896 2 года назад +6

      @@murderalphabetinc.5162 I was just going to mention that before I saw the replies

    • @professionalshitbagvevo1951
      @professionalshitbagvevo1951 2 года назад +4

      @@murderalphabetinc.5162 honestly that might be the best movie about time travel

  • @lando7206
    @lando7206 Год назад +56

    I could watch these two just talk about whatever for hours on end

  • @pyrrhusofepirus8491
    @pyrrhusofepirus8491 2 года назад +2156

    9:28 “Godammit, it was the Assyrians, they were always jealous of our hole!” I think Jon is into History

    • @def3ndr887
      @def3ndr887 2 года назад +306

      I mean he knew quite a lot about the word Aryan, far more than what your average Twitter user can

    • @renji4619
      @renji4619 2 года назад +27

      @@def3ndr887 sadly.

    • @pennyisdreadful
      @pennyisdreadful 2 года назад

      Yeah it's a Nazi thing

    • @alexeysaranchev6118
      @alexeysaranchev6118 2 года назад +289

      @@def3ndr887 JonTron did nothing wrong.

    • @NASkeywest
      @NASkeywest 2 года назад +243

      @@renji4619 there is nothing wrong with knowing about the Aryan race. Just because Hitler liked the Arayans doesn’t make their historical knowledge evil.

  • @outis7080
    @outis7080 2 года назад +1336

    Funnily enough Jon's theory on the Xylospongium being the ancient Roman version of a toilet brush is an actual theory that has been postulated before. Gilbert Wilpinger pointed out the hypothesis that the Xylospongium was a communal butt sponge has no hard basis. Furthermore, an inscription has been found on an ancient Roman latrine in Ostia that reminds people to make use of the Xylospongium. Reminding people to clean their arses would be a peculiar reminder, but telling people to clean the toilet after use makes a lot of sense. Anyone who had to use public toilets, especially those filthy ones often found in seedy locations had to deal with(or at least have heard of) the horrors of stumbling upon an unflushed toilet.

    • @ursosentado
      @ursosentado 2 года назад +66

      There are signs telling us to check if the elevator is on the godamn floor. Do you really think they wouldn't make a sign to remind people to clean their arses?

    • @xen84
      @xen84 2 года назад

      @@ursosentado Yeah, but "i fell down an elevator shaft because your elevator wasn't working right" is a lot more likely to win a lawsuit than "I took a dump at your toilet and my butt crack got poo stuck in it".

    • @WeaponOfMyDestructio
      @WeaponOfMyDestructio 2 года назад +43

      If everyone wore white sheets I can see how a badlu clean bathroom can ruin your whole day

    • @supernoctifer6469
      @supernoctifer6469 2 года назад

      @@WeaponOfMyDestructio have to cancel a date because you got someone else’s shit on your toga.

    • @MrSilentProtagonist
      @MrSilentProtagonist 2 года назад

      @@ursosentado Don't we have signs reminding us clean our buttholes.

  • @Alpha00Fox
    @Alpha00Fox 2 года назад +670

    Their stifling of laughter during the interview was infectious. The whole video was a joy to experience.

  • @thomasbruinsma
    @thomasbruinsma 2 года назад +3694

    The pyramids being just a pile of dirt from when the Egyptians were digging a big hole, only for the Assyrians filling it in because they're jealous is making me feel like I have never been funny for a second.

    • @dirtysouth359
      @dirtysouth359 2 года назад +48

      Same tbh

    • @NealBromfield
      @NealBromfield 2 года назад +123

      And then they left the pile so everyone would know what they did

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea 2 года назад +1

      yes

    • @cleverclever2317
      @cleverclever2317 2 года назад +12

      @@NealBromfield
      If they filled the big hole doesn't that mean they created another big hole somewhere else ?

    • @himwhoisnottobenamed5427
      @himwhoisnottobenamed5427 2 года назад +7

      The funny thing is that it was actually the Sea People who filled the hole while they were bringing Bronze Age societies to their end.

  • @crittomato7043
    @crittomato7043 2 года назад +485

    Man, I cannot wait for "Past" episode, and they are talking about spaceships, time travel and virtual food

  • @StillNotMarble
    @StillNotMarble 2 года назад +1385

    there is a theory that the giant sphinx in Egypt was originally a jackal, but after a change in power, the jackal head was chiseled down to remove the images of the previous ruling power. This is why the Sphinx head looks small, compared to the body.

    • @tosht.9576
      @tosht.9576 2 года назад

      Knowing the level of petty some pharaohs had, I wouldn’t be surprised

    • @kyle857
      @kyle857 2 года назад +70

      That actually sounds plausible.

    • @drsamuelhaydensecretgaming6749
      @drsamuelhaydensecretgaming6749 2 года назад +65

      There's another theory that it was a Lion, but after it was half buried in sand for eons, the head eroded and so they carved a pharoah head on it.

    • @Krispen_Wah
      @Krispen_Wah 2 года назад +80

      There is another theory
      Egypts are weird and build weird stuff

    • @someone_7233
      @someone_7233 2 года назад +22

      @@Krispen_Wah "egypts" lol

  • @gir489returns2
    @gir489returns2 11 месяцев назад +9

    I used to work at Safeway. One of the stock managers told me that some survey Safeway did showed that something like 80% of people said they wouldn't take the last item on the shelf, as they would always assume something was wrong with it, without any evidence or validation.

  • @ripleyandweeds1288
    @ripleyandweeds1288 2 года назад +642

    I am so upset IH didn't finish the toilet story. Like I feel like "oh i poured sulfuric acid in my toilet paper and cat litter clogged toilet" is the halfway point, not where it ends.

    • @hi_tech_reptilez
      @hi_tech_reptilez 2 года назад +5

      I mean, the second half is probably "the toilet flushed." Lol

    • @Destroyah5000
      @Destroyah5000 2 года назад +29

      I'm honestly surprised he lived to tell the tale really, even partially.

    • @Morbutt
      @Morbutt 2 года назад +8

      @@hi_tech_reptilez I really fucking doubt the toilet flushed. I doubt the sulfuric acid worked.

    • @MDTako
      @MDTako 2 года назад

      it would be too easy to search for a news article mentioning what came after and exposing IH's true identity

    • @kamie3543
      @kamie3543 2 года назад +1

      I am legitimately upset. I need the resolution to that shit show of a story.

  • @daffertube
    @daffertube 2 года назад +3347

    I could listen to IH and Jontron do improv for the next 50 episodes and not get tired of it.

    • @unavoidablycanadian397
      @unavoidablycanadian397 2 года назад +65

      I know, this could have been a four hour podcast

    • @showsomeid
      @showsomeid 2 года назад +44

      @@unavoidablycanadian397 i would literally kill for a podcast of just them 2

    • @dagnaldblumbf1882
      @dagnaldblumbf1882 2 года назад +34

      It makes sense though with Jon's past on GG and guest appearances on oneyplays. He's always been funny in both his videos and in improv content.

    • @bobross3880
      @bobross3880 2 года назад +1

      Episode?

    • @vapingfury4460
      @vapingfury4460 2 года назад

      Don't forget he believed rich black people are far more likely to commit crimes than any poor white person

  • @TheOneToKeepYouWaiting
    @TheOneToKeepYouWaiting 2 года назад +2790

    The two RUclipsr’s with the most inconsistent upload schedules combine their powers to make a once in a lifetime video.

    • @maskedbrocclli5603
      @maskedbrocclli5603 2 года назад +42

      The stars aligned

    • @DocDewrill
      @DocDewrill 2 года назад +32

      just missing Michael Reeves now.

    • @iamthestormthatisapproachi916
      @iamthestormthatisapproachi916 2 года назад +7

      @@DocDewrill I mean...
      7:49
      Maybe he's next.

    • @ImmaLittlePip
      @ImmaLittlePip 2 года назад +25

      Once in a life time because that's how long it takes both of them to upload

    • @SnensQ
      @SnensQ 2 года назад +3

      Its even funnier when you think about the fact that the angry guy at 3:50 is a german youtuber who didnt upload a video on his main channel for like a year

  • @s70rk
    @s70rk 2 года назад +30

    WAIT, how did the clogged toilet saga end? You can't just leave it there!

  • @FecklessandKekless
    @FecklessandKekless 2 года назад +1254

    "Im sorry, but your cart seems to be lacking bugs!"
    [locked in the dried insect aisle until quota is met]

    • @pirig-gal
      @pirig-gal 2 года назад +131

      Or, after paying: "I noticed your cart contained [meat]. Don't worry, to help you contribute to the environment, [insert name of a Brand(tm) eco-initiative]. I've replaced it with approved plant- and insect-based alternatives. (upbeat) You're welcome!"

    • @ahemhimynameis
      @ahemhimynameis 2 года назад +2

      Sv trvv

    • @fortune2122
      @fortune2122 2 года назад +19

      @@pirig-gal horrifying

    • @PALACIO254
      @PALACIO254 2 года назад +17

      @@pirig-gal "oh wow how helpful" said the drone

    • @astartesrex
      @astartesrex 2 года назад +15

      I WONT EAT THE BUGS I WONT EAT THE BUGS I WONT EAT THE BUGS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @electricbayonet2
    @electricbayonet2 2 года назад +842

    The Roman toilet stall thing might actually be true. It’s a bit like how scientists used to base what they thought extinct animals looked like on sketches that basically shrink-wrapped skin and muscle over their skeletons.
    Then somebody did the same thing for things like cows, dogs, birds, etc, and it turns out everything looks like a slavering hellbeast if you don’t account for stuff like hair/fur, fat, cartilage, etc. Basically all primates (including humans) look like different variations of vampire.

    • @otto_jk
      @otto_jk 2 года назад +21

      Yes but dinosaurs are magnitudes older than the Ancient Rome

    • @jackbordar2727
      @jackbordar2727 2 года назад +49

      @@otto_jk how are you so sure? Have you seen them in person? The logic my mother liked to use with everything out of reach.

    • @otto_jk
      @otto_jk 2 года назад

      @@jackbordar2727 she should try on her skin if sulfuric adic really works or is just a big chemical industry scam

    • @GlobstersMessenger
      @GlobstersMessenger 2 года назад +63

      @@otto_jk The concept is the same. We only see what survives so we are biased towards certain conclusions becuase we are missing information (or at least, not all information has survived in the same form). Another example would be the tools, weapons, pottery etc. that survives in identifiable condition is biased towards higher quality tools and towards durable materials that can survive a long time.
      There are literally untold numbers of stone and flint axeheads found in territories of ancient indo europeans dating back well past the point at which copper was widespread, yet the numbers of copper tools found is much lower than expected. Copper can be easily recycled into other tools, knapped stone cannot, so less copper tools survive to the current day in some form because people at the time were more likely to retrieve them when damaged.
      Wood decays pretty quick. I cannot comment on the "stalls in roman bathrooms" thing, but 2,000 years is enough time for wood to decay to the point of uselessness or for easily taken material to be salvaged or broken up. Keep in mind that, IIRC, the Vatican used a roman toilet as a throne for many decades while there were internal disagreements on the nature of the ornate seat. They did not know and they were hundreds of years closer to the Roman Republic than we are (with much more direct cultural roots and living in a world filled by Roman artefacts and remnants of their customs)

    • @regulargoat7259
      @regulargoat7259 2 года назад +20

      @@GlobstersMessenger im sorry the vatican did w h a t

  • @SeanR794
    @SeanR794 2 года назад +571

    The whole interview bit was probably the funniest thing I’ve seen in awhile. Kudos to both of y’all

    • @Brotothamaxx
      @Brotothamaxx 2 года назад +16

      thats where jontron broke character for a little and that was so refreshingly funny

    • @wotruannwah5678
      @wotruannwah5678 2 года назад +12

      Many kudos to the both of them

    • @callumager537
      @callumager537 2 года назад +1

      So are you saying you don’t find Internet Historian’s other videos funny?

    • @SwedishFISK
      @SwedishFISK 2 года назад +3

      Was ”where do uou get your stuff?” a Norm reference? :)

    • @HerohammerStudios
      @HerohammerStudios 2 года назад

      It's both of*

  • @themadhi-hatter6849
    @themadhi-hatter6849 Год назад +49

    "No one gets me wet..like the river.."

  • @love-hammer
    @love-hammer 2 года назад +538

    Foot binding is one of those things I have never googled, at least not for images, because the description is horrific enough alone. I didn't realize the toes like squish up into the meatball that was the foot like that. Absolutely vile. But that Patrick Star bit was fucking hilarious.

    • @youwotmate7705
      @youwotmate7705 2 года назад +26

      Yeah, I hadn’t seen it till earlier this year…
      Perhaps modern fetishes aren’t so bad after all 😂

    • @marlonmarquez4798
      @marlonmarquez4798 2 года назад +7

      Cranial binding also exists. Pretty wacky skulls out there

    • @mortyjames5897
      @mortyjames5897 2 года назад

      One of the many reasons I dont trust China. They were doing that shit to their daughters for a thousand years. It wasn't even stamped out completely until people started making the argument that it was holding back china because women with bound feet couldn't work and would raise less healthy sons. Arguments that it should be banned because it's cruelly held little weight with the people.

    • @rinnnnnnnnnnrinRinOnishi
      @rinnnnnnnnnnrinRinOnishi 2 года назад +26

      Its incredibly inhumane no matter what your perspective on it is... also you know... really fuckin gross

    • @iantaran2843
      @iantaran2843 2 года назад

      I almost died 🤣

  • @biogamer1728
    @biogamer1728 2 года назад +533

    VR Walmart is horrifying, you can tell no one involved in that project has seen a video game before because the actual application would end up being a horrible mix of VRchat, hyper niche Skyrim lewd mods, and gmod.

    • @murdercubes4968
      @murdercubes4968 2 года назад +36

      Just Teardown VR on a wallmart or any store and will be a sucess, then people cry about how is children are gonna destroy their local supemarket, and some wacko is gonna hear about it on the news and actually do it for is tak tok videos

    • @ArktikAlice
      @ArktikAlice 2 года назад +4

      Speedrun to the first VR Wal-Mart nude mod

    • @hawkeye5955
      @hawkeye5955 2 года назад

      @@ArktikAlice : So basically a typical day at a Florida Wal-Mart?

  • @thepunisher4356
    @thepunisher4356 2 года назад +283

    I’d never see pictures of what bound feet actually look like and I must say that they look horrifying.

    • @electricbayonet2
      @electricbayonet2 2 года назад

      Yep. And for bonus nightmare material, when the communists took over the country, they made a practice of re-breaking bound feet.
      Not out of any sense of benevolence, mind you. Almost everyone they did it to still couldn't walk and/or died of infection.

    • @Lucas-sk5iy
      @Lucas-sk5iy 2 года назад +93

      @@jamesmitch9792 Cope harder

    • @ReD_2022
      @ReD_2022 2 года назад +75

      @@jamesmitch9792 Cope + ratio

    • @martinkont6481
      @martinkont6481 2 года назад +6

      @@Lucas-sk5iy Cope with what?

    • @ONIMOT100
      @ONIMOT100 2 года назад +7

      @@jamesmitch9792 You have a point.
      But this is not the video to try and make it, smh

  • @juliankohler5086
    @juliankohler5086 Год назад +476

    This is the funniest thing in the world. I'm already aching all over from laughing. I'm home alone so I can laugh as madly as I want and nobody will judge me or feel bothered.

    • @thetiniestpirate
      @thetiniestpirate Год назад +4

      We love that for you

    • @Glutahhn
      @Glutahhn Год назад +3

      Same .... It's been so long the novelty has worn off I think I take it for granted now

    • @ShivaOO7
      @ShivaOO7 Год назад

      Thanks for sharing that with us.

    • @ethanwasme4307
      @ethanwasme4307 Год назад +1

      it's funny when people don't realise they share the earth with people like me who have supersonic hearing 😭😭😭

    • @HauyneX
      @HauyneX Год назад +4

      I can hear you

  • @DarshanBhambhani
    @DarshanBhambhani 2 года назад +316

    Holy fuck the Patrick foot part made me felt so fucking uncomfortable and yet I was laughing like crazy

    • @JohnDBlue
      @JohnDBlue 2 года назад +10

      Same, but the entire thing.
      I didn't learn about foot today, but I fucking wish I could go back in time and never hear of it

  • @xyanide1986
    @xyanide1986 2 года назад +270

    I really, REALLY don't think we need another corporate flop like we had with Second Life. Banks would open virtual locations, have digital dealings, virtual plots of land! It's all the exact same sham but now with extra steps.

    • @Mutantcy1992
      @Mutantcy1992 2 года назад +10

      Is SL that corporate? Also, VRChat is basically VR SL and it's doing fine and is very much not corporate.

    • @xyanide1986
      @xyanide1986 2 года назад +4

      @@Mutantcy1992 it isn't currently, but I vividly remember they tried and failed. Same with the whole digital real estate thing.

    • @killergrooves2438
      @killergrooves2438 2 года назад +7

      Second Life was hugely successful and people could actually make a living selling real estate and stuff. They’d have those people on the news all the time. Granted, I never met anyone who played Second Life, but I also wasn’t a lonely weirdo in my 30s when it came out.

    • @j.2512
      @j.2512 2 года назад +6

      a sham is all sillicon valley needs or wants. If you learn anything from crypto is that rug pull is the new bussiness paradigm in tech

    • @All4Tanuki
      @All4Tanuki 2 года назад

      VRChat is ridiculously corporate, fym? You can't do anything in that game anymore.

  • @MacabreMole
    @MacabreMole 2 года назад +375

    The RDR2 bread skinning animation edit done at 15:15 is beautiful and deserves to be directly called out.

    • @onlyjoinedtotroll
      @onlyjoinedtotroll 2 года назад +1

      Who says skinning bread

    • @MacabreMole
      @MacabreMole 2 года назад +4

      @@onlyjoinedtotroll there are dozens of us

    • @subhuman8945
      @subhuman8945 2 года назад

      @@onlyjoinedtotroll reprobates and knaives

    • @whitegemgames
      @whitegemgames 2 года назад +6

      Every time I see red dead redemption 2 abbreviated my brain first reads it as R2D2 and I have to do a double take to make sense of it

    • @MrRedpanda2442
      @MrRedpanda2442 2 года назад +1

      @@MacabreMole dozens of monsters

  • @Garian9
    @Garian9 Год назад +38

    The editing was incredible. 'Press X to skip' part killed me.

  • @ruby_red_monkey
    @ruby_red_monkey 2 года назад +54

    "collab on jon's channel coming out in a few weeks"
    it's beautiful that in this whole wide universe IH was able to find someone who takes longer to upload than him

  • @brettrace
    @brettrace 2 года назад +479

    Hate the experience of shopping at Walmart, but addicted to prison yard environments, there's a customization for that. Shop with virtual fear, as you avoid being virtually stabbed in the "prison yard template"

    • @_LemnZ
      @_LemnZ 2 года назад +17

      Just don't drop the virtual soap

    • @blizzardregulus
      @blizzardregulus 2 года назад +6

      That's the walmart default.

    • @BratacOfChulak
      @BratacOfChulak 2 года назад +1

      That would actually be thrilling

    • @TransRoofKorean
      @TransRoofKorean 2 года назад +1

      Was I the only one who couldn't help thinking "I don't believe there has ever been a Wal-Mart employee that attractive?"

  • @ForeverLaxx
    @ForeverLaxx 2 года назад +230

    It's like the internet on Futurama. You go into VR to walk around a virtual mall, talk to virtual salespeople, and buy virtual products that get mailed to you later or download into a robot. FUTURE!

    • @Tzgrey77
      @Tzgrey77 2 года назад +18

      If I can't date Lucy Liu then I don't want it

    • @RudyTheNinja
      @RudyTheNinja 2 года назад

      .. I gotta watch Futurama

    • @Shythalia
      @Shythalia 2 года назад +1

      I think I'd rather die before I get forced into a future like that. lol

    • @CaptainApathetic
      @CaptainApathetic 2 года назад +6

      @@Tzgrey77 I love you, NIGHTWING EIGHTY FOUR

  • @revkun
    @revkun Год назад +20

    Imagine a high schooler preforming a pro level Mario 64 BLJ wallclip to buy him and his friends a case of natty lite

  • @ModifyBankai
    @ModifyBankai 2 года назад +712

    I swear, everytime I'm watching one of these I don't want it to end lol

    • @FIRSTNAMELASTNAME-zt4kf
      @FIRSTNAMELASTNAME-zt4kf 2 года назад +21

      Seriously dude could do 2 hours and I'd still listen.

    • @CODDE117
      @CODDE117 2 года назад +2

      Nooooo it's overrrr

    • @ferro_nimo
      @ferro_nimo 2 года назад

      @@FIRSTNAMELASTNAME-zt4kf go for 6!

    • @Lemmiwings
      @Lemmiwings 2 года назад +6

      That's the trick. He never overstays his welcome.
      It's perfectly timed.

  • @Cachicochip
    @Cachicochip 2 года назад +1742

    13:36 "Come on, SpongeBob. We're gonna be late for the Emperor to f**k my feet!!!" is an assemble of words that I never imagined I'd hear together in a sentence.

    • @Gypples
      @Gypples 2 года назад +126

      I think he said "face" not "feet", which isn't any better. Lmao

    • @luskira
      @luskira 2 года назад +17

      /r/brandnewsentence

    • @eddysegafan6655
      @eddysegafan6655 2 года назад +4

      where's Bo Burnham when you need him for new unexplored sentences 🥲

    • @random8106
      @random8106 2 года назад +1

      But here we are

    • @TheStrGzr-zq1qq
      @TheStrGzr-zq1qq 2 года назад +3

      @@Gypples really, i think they meant ensemble instead of assemble lol but hey, we're all chilling at the end of the world, eh? Lol

  • @mtgshmoopy
    @mtgshmoopy 2 года назад +1012

    "I'll shortcut that to 'racism'"
    "Where do you get your inspiration"
    IH is the GOAT interviewer

    • @nickbowers6821
      @nickbowers6821 2 года назад +66

      reminds me of norm macdonalds " where do you get your ideas from?"

    • @standingwhilepooping4685
      @standingwhilepooping4685 2 года назад +19

      @@nickbowers6821 i thought the same thing. I wonder if Internet Historian has ever been to the Queensboro bridge before 🤣🤣🤣

    • @urbanfrog
      @urbanfrog 2 года назад +41

      It was such a good reference to that interview and it kills me that most people won't get it lol

    • @Dude_Diligence
      @Dude_Diligence 2 года назад +12

      @@urbanfrog Help a brother out? I've never seen JonTron's stuff and now I am diggin it.

    • @Usernamesdontmatter1
      @Usernamesdontmatter1 2 года назад

      @@Dude_Diligence JonTron made the mistake of debating far left political RUclipsr about race relations in the US. It went poorly. Nobody actually cares anymore tho. The people who do stand with the pdf file anyway.

  • @thatguy-dh1qh
    @thatguy-dh1qh Год назад +27

    That was probably the greatest interview I've ever seen. Had me dying with laughter

  • @alldayagain
    @alldayagain 2 года назад +301

    I love Jon
    "So you plunged it? Or stomped it down? Or anything other than what you are about to tell me?"

    • @Jalais
      @Jalais 2 года назад +3

      racist

    • @keystrix3704
      @keystrix3704 2 года назад +21

      Basically IH: "No. Kitty litter and acid."
      I love them both~

    • @predatorking3131
      @predatorking3131 2 года назад +6

      @@Jalais mind giving context?

    • @revenantproxy9100
      @revenantproxy9100 2 года назад +9

      @@predatorking3131 Maybe the part about his middle name being Aryan lol

    • @predatorking3131
      @predatorking3131 2 года назад

      @@revenantproxy9100 lol, that would be funny

  • @DeSinc
    @DeSinc 2 года назад +76

    skinning the bread? don't pin that one on us mate that's only you

  • @tink5488
    @tink5488 2 года назад +38

    Normally I would play stuff like this in the background while working or maybe playing a relaxing videogame (like Rimworld, always need more hats). Anyways, because of your editing - I can't do that. Too entertaining and it feels like I would miss out on 60% of the fun if I wasn't watching.
    You make excellent content on your main channel and here - thank you so much for sharing it with the world. We need it in these times.

  • @casbyness
    @casbyness 2 года назад +1319

    If they added Pokemon-style random battles and enemies that dropped discount vouchers and collectible VR figurines as loot, every single person would shop in the Metaverse immediately and forever.

    • @NightClubSamurai
      @NightClubSamurai 2 года назад +93

      what if there was a raid boss that would show up once a week and killing it would drop the coupons

    • @markusp9569
      @markusp9569 2 года назад +41

      @@NightClubSamurai yo that would be so sick. You could incorporate many minigames in a scenario like that

    • @alantremonti1381
      @alantremonti1381 2 года назад +11

      WHEN'S THE BETA?!

    • @justonepant
      @justonepant 2 года назад +9

      I don't know. I get the idea, but if i'm going out of my way to do house chores, the last thing i'd want is for a digital moron to try and start shit at a simulated walmart, wasting my time furthermore. But having randomly generated coupons scattered around would be fun.

    • @alexclayton6785
      @alexclayton6785 2 года назад +26

      The Black Friday Event is live! You have unlocked the ability to steal items from other shoppers trolleys!

  • @imstupid880
    @imstupid880 2 года назад +302

    So IH's idea for virtual Walmart is basically just VR Chat but with microtransactions.
    Also wow, JonTron has phenomenal chemistry as a guest.

  • @Lawg202
    @Lawg202 2 года назад +430

    I've had the "toilet clogged by paper towels" issue and I just went the route of covering my hand with a plastic shopping bag and pulling the paper towels out.

    • @SP-sy5nq
      @SP-sy5nq 2 года назад +4

      Aw jeez has noone heard of a plunger?

    • @Lawg202
      @Lawg202 2 года назад +82

      @@SP-sy5nq what are you gonna do after that? flush it again? where does that get you? nowhere.

    • @christinawells4160
      @christinawells4160 2 года назад +2

      Use the toilet brush My daughter did this with paper towel size wet wipes I just got them to stick to the brush and had the trash can ready

    • @forgot7en
      @forgot7en 2 года назад

      Oh really, you didn't have cat litter or acid? What are you, a barbarian?

    • @Sproeikoei
      @Sproeikoei 2 года назад +18

      @@Lawg202 Same, so used to grabbing into the toilet I don't even wash my hands afterwards anymore

  • @rebeccaspookyduran7864
    @rebeccaspookyduran7864 2 года назад +129

    I want to hear the rest of that toilet story. Did he eventually call the plumber? You know they make liquid plumber. That might have worked before you put the kitty litter in maybe I don't know. Usually that's to get hair and feces broken apart. I can't believe you put sulfuric acid in your toilet. My husband has to use that when he does a pool. He builds pools so sometimes he has to clean the original pull out when it's a remodel. That stuff smokes like in the picture that they show. Surprised he didn't steam up his old bathroom with sulfuric acid. I imagine that's what happened. That's hilarious. He could have went and bought a snake at home Depot or whatever home Depot is out there. Just ran it down his toilet probably would have unclogged it. There is a number of things that he could have done besides put cat litter and sulfuric acid and his toilet. That's hilarious to me. Okay back to the video before I go to work

    • @VidweII
      @VidweII Год назад +12

      Liquid plumber isn't for and doesn't work on most toilets, because of their geometry. It's made to be thicker than water and sink, so in a toilet it just collects at the lowest part, when a toilet actually drains up a bit before going back down. Their design makes it harder for sewer gases in ingress.
      But you are right that a snake is what he really needed.
      *I have no idea why I wrote you such a long comment. Shit. Must be that bored. Carry on stranger.

    • @juani2929
      @juani2929 Год назад

      I need to know!

    • @Aaron-zu3xn
      @Aaron-zu3xn Год назад +2

      so the clog is still there but the acid sits long enough to just melt the pipes

    • @MiguelMorales85
      @MiguelMorales85 Год назад

      I can’t believe that story is real.

  • @unma5253
    @unma5253 2 года назад +1882

    I would be offended by the Nigerian accent (not really) if it wasn't spot on and didn't make me laugh. So from a Nigerian to you, I love this video.

    • @sayosweeti5757
      @sayosweeti5757 2 года назад +71

      Is the water spirit thing true tho?

    • @preogichia
      @preogichia 2 года назад +6

      😂😂😂😂 its funny yeah

    • @taynestreet8877
      @taynestreet8877 2 года назад +83

      Accents are commonly used in tandem with stereotypes to make a characature of a culture or race which is offensive. I like to think accents aren't the offensive part

    • @princee6383
      @princee6383 2 года назад +65

      @@sayosweeti5757 he can’t really know unless he is part of the tribe. I am Nigerian and I didn’t know about it.

    • @sayosweeti5757
      @sayosweeti5757 2 года назад +23

      @@princee6383 wacky! Thanks for opening my mind, I just realized how assumtive my previous statement was.

  • @SomeGuy-my7en
    @SomeGuy-my7en 2 года назад +87

    11:40 finally, 7 years after that sleepycast episode, jon finally delivered on his foreign accent

  • @chri5wyd
    @chri5wyd 2 года назад +2364

    Jon Tron actually murdered this as a guest on the show.
    MORE.

    • @Fan-imator
      @Fan-imator 2 года назад +59

      Not only did he kill it, he deliberately STABBED IT in the heart and proceeded to stab it in the crotch several times and kept stabbing it afterwards

    • @hillo890
      @hillo890 2 года назад

      hes a white supremacist

    • @tiredplaid
      @tiredplaid 2 года назад

      If only he wasn’t a white supremacist who wants “pure white bloodline” 😅

    • @chri5wyd
      @chri5wyd 2 года назад +21

      @@Fan-imator Heart first? What a Gentleman.

    • @Fan-imator
      @Fan-imator 2 года назад +3

      @@chri5wyd omg lol

  • @aaron4820
    @aaron4820 Месяц назад +6

    "Talking to a robot is never gonna work"
    2024 Internet Historian: I spend an hour a day speaking to ChatGPT with a headset

    • @supercyberdigi
      @supercyberdigi Месяц назад

      This quote of his aged like fine tomatoes

  • @MissNulle2000
    @MissNulle2000 2 года назад +204

    "I thought cat litter oh it'll disolve."
    Yes the substance meant to clump up when in contact with fluid will certainly just disolve and fizzle out on its own in this plumbing based conundrum.
    I suppose, life leason learnt aye?

  • @user-is7xs1mr9y
    @user-is7xs1mr9y 2 года назад +216

    I laughed so hard at the "yum nya" bit, I'm actually in tears. This video was all I needed and more.

    • @hoeraufist
      @hoeraufist 2 года назад +15

      "That is my middle name"
      "Got 'im"

  • @shadeyshade4880
    @shadeyshade4880 2 года назад +104

    15:32 ih's american impression had me dying

  • @mamodokod
    @mamodokod 2 года назад +187

    God when jon was asked what his favorite food was and he said "the-the crayon green" I busted. That is such an old school jontron joke that just made me sad we dont see that from him anymore, the only time we do is if hes on like oneyplays or something.

  • @mybirdsareangry1
    @mybirdsareangry1 Месяц назад +9

    7:07 I actually do pee that way sometimes. I have an insulin pump that I tuck into my underwear in the morning and to avoid it falling and removing the cannula, I will use the slits. Very useful and if you can’t do this without peeing on yourself, then you need help.

    • @ZestyYa
      @ZestyYa Месяц назад

      Bro how much giga bites of furry hentæi do u own 💀🙏

  • @eros5420
    @eros5420 2 года назад +166

    I wish I could jump 10 years in the future to binge watch the next 3 jontron vids that come out in that time!

  • @boxerhummer
    @boxerhummer 2 года назад +480

    i love how the themes get progressively less and less what the rants end up being about with each video

  • @mrfooledyaa5430
    @mrfooledyaa5430 2 года назад +210

    The fact that the water spirit became Barbados Slim makes my day lol.

  • @RODASRoadOfDreamsAndStories
    @RODASRoadOfDreamsAndStories 24 дня назад +6

    IH: "Talking to robots is never going to work."
    *Two years later*
    "I talk to ChatGPT an hour a day!"
    Historian is evolving!

    • @GamerCat75
      @GamerCat75 22 дня назад +1

      I was waiting for someone to say this lol

  • @frenandin
    @frenandin 2 года назад +304

    This feels like it is 4 minutes long, great chemistry. I hope more is on the way.

    • @MrRivech
      @MrRivech 2 года назад +10

      Holy shit you're right that video flew by. IH with certain guests is just ear candy. And I'm diabetic. He owes me money

  • @elliejoestar
    @elliejoestar 2 года назад +6137

    It's so refreshing to hear Jon just riffing unscripted like this again, he's such a funny guy

    • @kerokerocola99
      @kerokerocola99 2 года назад +212

      honestly that's why his newest videos are meh
      ever since starcade it's all been heavily scripted

    • @calebblack1420
      @calebblack1420 2 года назад +85

      I miss sleepycabin. If they never stopped Jon would’ve probably been on every 1st/last episode of the season. It’s sad the economy forces people to go their separate ways. I think all the places they were setting up shop in kept raising the rent so sleepycabin had to disband.

    • @SuperAWaC
      @SuperAWaC 2 года назад +8

      @@calebblack1420 it's more like people not getting with the times

    • @BigGreen343
      @BigGreen343 2 года назад +7

      @@SuperAWaC times?

    • @RhythmGrizz
      @RhythmGrizz 2 года назад +83

      This is why Jon era Game Grumps was good

  • @Macho_Fantastico
    @Macho_Fantastico 2 года назад +518

    "I want to be able to print a steak" is the most JonTron thing I've ever heard.

    • @trollerpilotxiv3079
      @trollerpilotxiv3079 2 года назад +27

      "Ech"

    • @thaliacrafts407
      @thaliacrafts407 2 года назад +17

      But how awesome would it be? People just torrenting Wagyu beef.

    • @hawkeye5955
      @hawkeye5955 2 года назад +9

      @@trollerpilotxiv3079 : The majestic Wood-Ech. Such a marvelous creature.

    • @eldritchgoat1422
      @eldritchgoat1422 2 года назад +3

      You clearly haven't heard his takes on race

    • @daveholland6293
      @daveholland6293 2 года назад +8

      @@eldritchgoat1422 based

  • @cptmorgan2523
    @cptmorgan2523 2 года назад +4

    The virtual assistant in the VR Walmart reminds me of how some old website back in the day used to have "Enter Website" pages, but like it's for every "page". Like, that's the one thing I don't miss from old internet!

  • @Yopop1
    @Yopop1 2 года назад +90

    My God “the Great Hole of Giza" just absolutely slayed me. Lmfao.

  • @AlexTenThousand
    @AlexTenThousand 2 года назад +126

    "Look at the makeup" everyone wore makeup in ancient Egypt, IH, it was actually made with ingredients that kept insects away from eyes and lips, aside from enhancing your looks.

    • @skeletor8212
      @skeletor8212 2 года назад +17

      Also (correct me if wrong) even if the pharaoh was a woman they were depicted with a beard because that was one of the marks of a powerful warrior

    • @giantWario
      @giantWario 2 года назад +20

      @@skeletor8212 They weren't just depicted with a beard, they wore fake beards because the Pharaohs had a beard length requirement. No really, for religious reasons I really don't understand, it was important for Egyptians to have Pharaohs with long beards. Sure it wasn't a real beard but the brother of the first female Pharoah was so despised that everyone just said: ''we'd really rather have your sister with a fake beard lead us'' and after it happened once everyone kind of just accepted it as a loophole.
      I'm talking about Ancient Egyptian by the way so no, Cleopatra did not wear a fake beard.

  • @AlexmanFore
    @AlexmanFore 2 года назад +88

    That foot-binding Patrick Star was beyond anything I’ve ever seen on this channel or could have expected to see. Well done; a masterpiece.

  • @garythecyclingnerd6219
    @garythecyclingnerd6219 Год назад +5

    Kitty litter was like the worst thing you could have put in there 🤣🤣🤣

  • @sgray7391
    @sgray7391 2 года назад +140

    Finally, we got some good journalism.

  • @andytierney3783
    @andytierney3783 2 года назад +679

    Nice to see both Internet Historian and JonTron teaming up to honour their respective bi-annual RUclips video schedules. Two of the best content creators and can barely get a video out of either of them :D

    • @TheBanana93
      @TheBanana93 2 года назад +14

      Perfection can not be rushed!

    • @matthewdeplato1227
      @matthewdeplato1227 2 года назад

      Pretty sure jontron is a white supremacist

    • @andrewprahst2529
      @andrewprahst2529 2 года назад +18

      He just needs Micheal from Vsauce now

    • @ashesmandalay1762
      @ashesmandalay1762 2 года назад

      idk I can't enjoy JonTrons videos now knowing how much of an insane racist he is, its like watching a Klansmen tell jokes, even if they're funny jokes the vibe is trash.

    • @rainlemon
      @rainlemon 2 года назад +1

      @@andrewprahst2529 heeeeey

  • @RandgrisAlmark
    @RandgrisAlmark 2 года назад +26

    The idea that some fucking VR chat program knows what's in my fridge is mortifyingly dystopian. Like, how much information do you hand over before the company just owns you?

  • @sethbishop6890
    @sethbishop6890 2 года назад +6

    This and Fashion and survival are tied for my favorite intros of all time of anything ever. Man I love your work.

  • @leveticus5721
    @leveticus5721 2 года назад +37

    I like to think JonTron sat there silently while IH pitched that commercial, rethinking this collaboration the whole time

  • @saurabhkulkarni8854
    @saurabhkulkarni8854 2 года назад +139

    “Listen carefully, in 2001 on the 11th of…”
    Yeah these hidden 911 jokes are the best part