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  • @ManyKudos
    @ManyKudos Год назад +16185

    wait I thought we were talking about hobbits

    • @Shrek5when
      @Shrek5when Год назад +111

      Don’t worry we still love you.

    • @zoey-b
      @zoey-b Год назад +45

      Wait..It wasnt?

    • @XenosX4
      @XenosX4 Год назад +22

      Why does this only have 44 Likes? It's a pinned comment it should have more.

    • @HalfLifeOfHumanity
      @HalfLifeOfHumanity Год назад +57

      @@XenosX4 It costs one World of Tanks Premium Subscription per like.

    • @attigator
      @attigator Год назад +6

      Where are they taking the Hobbits?

  • @IdealIdeas100
    @IdealIdeas100 Год назад +3520

    I love how they made a massive tangent from actual hobbies straight to death machines.

    • @williamchamberlain2263
      @williamchamberlain2263 Год назад +86

      0:03 the cliff is the oldest death machine

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea Год назад +4

      yes

    • @kamewoni
      @kamewoni Год назад +27

      I almost thought I was watching a double feature

    • @danielseelye6005
      @danielseelye6005 Год назад +19

      ​@@kamewoni Don't give him ideas, he'll go to one a year at that point.

    • @Ciborium
      @Ciborium Год назад +25

      Could be worse. They could have spent a half hour talking about an energy drink.

  • @hilotakenaka
    @hilotakenaka Год назад +4810

    As a Tasmanian, I’m happy that my state was brought up in a context that didn’t involve Warner Brothers and/or incest
    Thank you Internet historian

    • @MajarBadger
      @MajarBadger Год назад +199

      As a fellow Tasmania it’s hilarious seeing Danny Gibson in this video considering the current scandal

    • @icycrusader1947
      @icycrusader1947 Год назад +153

      I get the first one but what's this about incest?

    • @galactic-hamster7043
      @galactic-hamster7043 Год назад +283

      ​@@icycrusader1947tasmania basically sounds like aussie Appalachia where its so closed off that you end up accidentally dating your cousin

    • @hilotakenaka
      @hilotakenaka Год назад +3

      @@galactic-hamster7043 that is pretty much what the stereotype is, yes. It didn’t help that convicts weren’t able to get enough iodine in their food so they developed massive goiters, leading to the “two headed incest baby” stereotype

    • @hilotakenaka
      @hilotakenaka Год назад +139

      @@MajarBadger as someone from the southern part of the state I have no clue what that is about. Do go on
      It’s also really funny that he called Launceston a small town when it’s the second largest in the state
      EDIT: Ok so what happened was that he works as a musical/stage director and his status to work with children was revoked. Reason why is unknown but it likely involved having underaged actors in an adult-oriented production.

  • @thecynicaloptimist1884
    @thecynicaloptimist1884 Год назад +1160

    I love how a discussion about hobbies went from metal detecting to being guillotined.

    • @dickurkel6910
      @dickurkel6910 Год назад +3

      ​@@alandashcar1453 Yes, why not?

    • @user-S853
      @user-S853 Год назад +7

      Perhaps there was a time when people were interested in public execution as a hobby.

    • @fadel_rama
      @fadel_rama 10 месяцев назад +2

      Well, that's when mans talking, I am not surprise after this they are talking about religions, afterlife, philosophy, and nature of life itself.

    • @joeyeardley4002
      @joeyeardley4002 9 месяцев назад +2

      I was at 13:34 and had to double check whether I was still on the hobbies video lmao

    • @jonanice
      @jonanice 6 месяцев назад

      The talk of being dizzy then bored after being guillotined was hilarious 😂

  • @maxbants7737
    @maxbants7737 Год назад +418

    I like how "hobbies" basically collapsed into "whatever i don't know" less than halfway through the episode.
    This has basically become a very, very short podcast with a lot of visual editing involved.

  • @gringomoderfoquer8287
    @gringomoderfoquer8287 Год назад +3613

    Losing two dollars while trying to test a metal detector is such a hilarious story, I can imagine this being played on a sitcom or a cartoon

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea Год назад +9

      yes

    • @thomasb7347
      @thomasb7347 Год назад +136

      Would absolutely happen on seinfeld

    • @bruhsauce644
      @bruhsauce644 Год назад +61

      that whole situation is the plot of a sitcom

    • @trafalgard.waterlaw7330
      @trafalgard.waterlaw7330 Год назад +9

      ​@Jom it's difficult. That's a lot

    • @greenredblue
      @greenredblue Год назад +59

      ​​@@thomasb7347 100% where my mind went as well. And George spends the whole episode harassing the metal detector company to reimburse his $2.

  • @LuvTonique
    @LuvTonique Год назад +160

    ManyKudos: >Takes offense being called a nerd
    Also ManyKudos: "I want pigeon racing to have video game stat sheets"

  • @allrequiredfields
    @allrequiredfields Год назад +260

    It really is a bummer that THE best channel on RUclips only posts a couple times a year. It is absolute S-tier content.

    • @adog3129
      @adog3129 11 месяцев назад +8

      i have unreasonably high hopes for the next main channel video

    • @JohnGigaGrenade
      @JohnGigaGrenade 7 месяцев назад +3

      It wouldn't be as good if the videos released every day, innit?

    • @metuselahjones6905
      @metuselahjones6905 7 месяцев назад +1

      Thats what makes it great. Its not readily available

    • @Moondrala
      @Moondrala 6 месяцев назад +2

      A perfect example of "Quality over quantity"

  • @ayoxe348
    @ayoxe348 Год назад +16682

    So what have we learned? Internet Historian is actually 80 years old.

    • @29th.
      @29th. Год назад +962

      Aging is a hobby of mine.

    • @tenzinc1514
      @tenzinc1514 Год назад +473

      do you mean Incognito Mode because i have no idea who that guy is 😅

    • @raptorskilltor4554
      @raptorskilltor4554 Год назад +54

      And literally god when he came back from RUclips’s strikes

    • @chicharraun8525
      @chicharraun8525 Год назад +30

      *70 years

    • @overlookers
      @overlookers Год назад +179

      Welcome to Your 30's.
      You think it won't happen to you. That you'll still be cool; still a person.
      You won't.

  • @Someguy_8e2
    @Someguy_8e2 Год назад +1119

    Ah yes, the Guillotine & snapping birds legs. My two favourite hobbies.

    • @tubetorpedo
      @tubetorpedo Год назад +10

      As said, Intern... Incognito Mode is a man on culture.

    • @waltch5711
      @waltch5711 Год назад +19

      That's why I combined them into one. The gillotine bird leg breaker - the blade is blunt so when it falls down it just breaks their legs

    • @TheCentriole
      @TheCentriole Год назад +5

      Okay, hear me out: SCP Femur Breaker but for willet birds

    • @AmazinglyEasyCooking
      @AmazinglyEasyCooking 2 месяца назад

      give me my picture back, u tool.

    • @100000zombies
      @100000zombies 12 дней назад +1

      This sentence should be illegal

  • @danialmiller6663
    @danialmiller6663 6 месяцев назад +14

    A pigeon racing story-
    Growing up in the plains of southern idaho my father of 45 dragged our family into the crazy life of pigeon racing. My father had found a enthusiast friend known as Mr.King. Whenever Mr.King was around though my dad would disappear with him down to Arizona with his birds and a collective few others and they would all place bets on whose bird would be the first to roost back home. It eventually turned into a pigeon gambling ring and my dad stopped the ring when a disgruntled man threatened to kill someone over a thousand dollar loss.

  • @josephcroeniangamer3727
    @josephcroeniangamer3727 Год назад +33

    pidgeons are actually domestic animals that were abandoned centuries ago and refuse to to die out, thats why you can literally take a pidgeon on the street, show them your house as a refuge and BAM, you have a pet pidgeon.

    • @leodesalis5915
      @leodesalis5915 2 месяца назад +8

      Its kinda sad when you think about it, thousands of years of human domestication for messages and the like completely rendered pointless by the invention of the radio and the internet

    • @MattManDX1
      @MattManDX1 Месяц назад +5

      @@leodesalis5915 Pigeons were occasionally used as messenger birds (usually for military purposes) but they were mainly domesticated as livestock for their meat.

    • @100000zombies
      @100000zombies 12 дней назад

      I can yoink a sky rat?

    • @josephcroeniangamer3727
      @josephcroeniangamer3727 12 дней назад

      @@100000zombies yes, regular pidgeons have evolved diferently that purely dometicated ones of the past, but yeah, you can.

  • @xSmuggen
    @xSmuggen Год назад +5609

    65% Hobbies, 5% World of Tanks, and 30% Outdated Forms of Execution
    Brilliant work 👏

    • @kenwynnelson6340
      @kenwynnelson6340 Год назад +155

      Did we watch the same video? Those forms of execution were new and improved.

    • @Okurka.
      @Okurka. Год назад +16

      @@kenwynnelson6340 *Exectution

    • @rokairu0-216
      @rokairu0-216 Год назад +26

      ​@@Okurka. you just committed muphry's law

    • @Okurka.
      @Okurka. Год назад +3

      @@rokairu0-216 I didn't. That's what OP posted before editing it.

    • @skypiratecaptain
      @skypiratecaptain Год назад +1

      @@rokairu0-216 no one’s taking the bait.

  • @RoshDroz
    @RoshDroz Год назад +1760

    Immediately following Kudos' complimenting of IH's impressive Pigeon sound @ 4:21, he proceeds to make the worst chicken sound I've ever heard

    • @8GrantRantsUnited8
      @8GrantRantsUnited8 Год назад +27

      AHAHAHAHA THE MOST VALID COMMENT

    • @ianmowat3231
      @ianmowat3231 Год назад +25

      Would fit right in on Arrested Development

    • @AngeloXification
      @AngeloXification Год назад +42

      "Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken???"

    • @SJ9001
      @SJ9001 Год назад

      Yeah but to be fair, chickens are awful, and they stink!

    • @some1337dude1
      @some1337dude1 Год назад +1

      because he is a pigeon

  • @greenisnotacreativecolour
    @greenisnotacreativecolour Год назад +8

    I've dabbled in candle making, and the most therapeutic part is the year spent actually harvesting and collecting the earwax. Very satisfying.

  • @benbowtrust
    @benbowtrust Год назад +6

    I'm pretty sure you're talking about the oyster farm tours that I run in Tasmania on the east coast. Hope you had fun
    Cheers
    Declan

  • @an_oracle
    @an_oracle Год назад +2064

    The simple lore of "my dad wanted me to be a snob for some reason" from Internet Historian explains so much about his personality in just one sentence.

    • @dihexa7256
      @dihexa7256 Год назад +199

      Explains his EXTREMELY rare use of the “Received Pronunciation” accent, despite being a New Zealand born Australian. He’s not actually the only one tho, a very small amount of Australia still speak with his accent. The “do not try to bend the spoon” kid from The Matrix is another example of that rare accent

    • @guyknack
      @guyknack Год назад +25

      Because he sounds sophisticated but really isn't

    • @realleon2328
      @realleon2328 Год назад +40

      @@dihexa7256 I've always thought there was something about his accent that wasn't quite the typical kiwi but could never really place it, this rly pins it down

    • @dihexa7256
      @dihexa7256 Год назад +20

      @@realleon2328 the famous New Zealander actor Sam Neil speaks with a very similar, but not identical accent to Internet Historian

    • @captainweekend5276
      @captainweekend5276 Год назад +17

      @@dihexa7256 I honestly thought he was english for years due to it since in the south of england where I live a lot of people speak in RP, it was only until the in the fields where he mentioned he was australian that I found out he wasn't bri'ish.

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks Год назад +1058

    like how this episode is about hobbies

  • @BobofWOGGLE
    @BobofWOGGLE Год назад +8

    9:50 "See the old school gentleman villain had these time bombs, three sticks of dynamite wired to an alarm clock, and what was so poetic about that was that they ticked. You could hear them - tick, tick, tick."

  • @tikimillie
    @tikimillie Год назад +13

    20:42 worst thing is they probably thought they were making your day

  • @fell394
    @fell394 Год назад +779

    Genuinely surprised at how well he imitated a pigeon and then completely butchered what a chicken sounds like.

  • @mavolent6332
    @mavolent6332 Год назад +1073

    i love how this started as a hobby talk and descended into absolute torturing ways to kill a human being, with it either being funny or absolute gruesome

    • @tubetorpedo
      @tubetorpedo Год назад +7

      Why not both?

    • @neevko267
      @neevko267 Год назад +9

      isn't that every video

    • @GreedlingRush
      @GreedlingRush Год назад +14

      so you're saying it descended into more hobby talk

    • @ctravis91
      @ctravis91 Год назад +7

      Everybody has to have a hobby

  • @shroomzys
    @shroomzys Год назад +320

    I fuckn love thinking about the immense sense of impostor syndrome that must come with being Internet Historian. I mean he's such a chill relatable guy but for that exact reason probably is like "what the fuck why do they love me?"
    We don't really know either, you're a statistical anomaly for sure but it's definitly got a lot to do with your natural charm and borderline aspergers level of effort put into your editing.

    • @Gamingturtle090
      @Gamingturtle090 Год назад +44

      Borderline level? Fuck no it’s full on ASD. It’s a requirement to get hired on the editing team

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea 11 месяцев назад +2

      yes

    • @PWizz91
      @PWizz91 2 месяца назад +1

      Australian accent, crazy imagination, not vulgar and the editing is so watchable

    • @diogeneslantern18
      @diogeneslantern18 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@PWizz91I have a strong notion that he's a Kiwi.

  • @franlovelsimic8421
    @franlovelsimic8421 Год назад +21

    As soon as pigeon racing was mentioned, I paused the video and explored the local (Balkan) scene. Holy shit. It's incredible. China has pigeon pirates and a class war between rich and poorer breeders, so many crazy stories This is what the internet is for! Thanks you two.

  • @kayagorzan
    @kayagorzan Год назад +788

    I like how hobbies turned into execution methods for a second then back to hobbies again.

    • @MrEyon93
      @MrEyon93 Год назад +44

      The nation-wide hobby of France for a few years, all around good times were had for anybody whose net worth wasn't in the top 10ish percent

    • @kamewoni
      @kamewoni Год назад +7

      It could’ve been it’s own full video

    • @Reyob
      @Reyob Год назад +2

      ​@@MrEyon93the terror wasn't about the money people have, that was about if you were a model 'citizen' for the regime, most of the killed were random 'citizen' disagreeing with the regime, being suspected of disagreeing with the regime or falsely accused of disagreeing with the regime.

    • @duckbuzz3943
      @duckbuzz3943 Год назад +1

      Yeah, yugioh IS a fucking execution method.

    • @randomtinypotatocried
      @randomtinypotatocried Год назад

      @@MrEyon93 You mean most of France's history

  • @stephen3164
    @stephen3164 Год назад +1141

    18:00 Caught a mouse in my house using a glue trap. Poor guy was suffering, stuck in the glue. I drove him out to a field. The internet said to use canola oil to free the mouse. So there I am, parked on the side of a road, mouse stuck in a glue trap, and I’m just dousing him with oil. Get one leg, free, gotta work on the other three. Just kept adding more oil. Poor mouse was soaking wet with cooking oil by the time I got his last leg free.
    He quickly scampered off to a nearby bush, but not before a hawk swooped down and grabbed him! That hawk must have been watching me trying to free the mouse for 10 minutes. But the funniest part was, the mouse was so oily that he slipped right out of the hawk’s talons about 15 feet in the air - hit the ground, and then made it under the bush in a mad scramble. It was the wildest thing I’ve seen!

    • @couchmaster3773
      @couchmaster3773 Год назад +157

      Nature is beautiful...

    • @Flint-Dibble-the-Don
      @Flint-Dibble-the-Don Год назад +19

      Just like Captain Joe Hazelwood. He was trying to free those animals stuck in that pesky glue trap called Alaska.

    • @EdenNeedsAYoutubeHandle
      @EdenNeedsAYoutubeHandle Год назад +23

      I hope you aren't still using glue traps 🤨

    • @gglobensky
      @gglobensky Год назад +107

      Maybe you'll initiate an evolutionary change and mice will secrete oil one day because of that.

    • @stephen3164
      @stephen3164 Год назад +26

      @@EdenNeedsARUclipsHandle - nope! Never again!

  • @Jokoko2828
    @Jokoko2828 Год назад +419

    You don't make candles because you want candles, you make candles because making candles let's you forget about the misery of the human condition. It's basically therapy.

    • @Shinkajo
      @Shinkajo Год назад +11

      Yeh but aren't there better ways to achieve that? Like drinking? Or literally any other hobby?

    • @Jokoko2828
      @Jokoko2828 Год назад +34

      @@Shinkajo Because they don't want to and want to make candles instead? This isn't hard.

    • @CircumcisionIsChildAbuse
      @CircumcisionIsChildAbuse Год назад +11

      I loved making candles because I was able to do the ORIGINAL process, from going to an actual bee hive, extracting the wax, rendering it and actually dipping the candles and burning them, THAT was fun. You're literally creating one of the longest sources of artificial light humans have had other than oil. so if you ever wanted to read after nightfall, you'd be reading in candle light. that stuff is history, that's what makes it fascinating, not this new age crap where you pick from 2,000 different scents like the stay at home moms XD

    • @Shinkajo
      @Shinkajo Год назад

      @@Jokoko2828 and rapists want to rape. Doesn't mean it's a good thing to do.

    • @slicedtopieces
      @slicedtopieces Год назад +15

      @@Shinkajo Combine drinking with candle making by consuming the hot wax? That'll make you forget about the human condition real quick...

  • @UnderTheLuxury
    @UnderTheLuxury Год назад +30

    I absolutely love the impulsiveness of this episode, just casually discussing improving torture and death sentences to just snapping bird legs xD

  • @alukhan_
    @alukhan_ Год назад +2296

    Congrats to internet historian on his marriage. Hope you guys be happy.

    • @mgn19xx31
      @mgn19xx31 Год назад +523

      Crazy how similar they look

    • @eranronen573
      @eranronen573 Год назад

      And congrats to her on his death

    • @professorhazard
      @professorhazard Год назад +178

      @@mgn19xx31 small gene pool over there in the Oceanic server realms

    • @RatelHBadger
      @RatelHBadger Год назад +144

      ​@@professorhazard New Zealands population is exclusively 5 dudes, one lady named Janet and a dozen sheep all named Neville. I can't speak for Australia, but I'd imagine they are the same, maybe they have a Susan, some Greek guy named Terry and an Aboriginal who's name is so long winded none of the white guys can pronounce it, so they just call him Steve.

    • @JuMiKu
      @JuMiKu Год назад +20

      ​@@mgn19xx31 What do you even mean? Herstorian looks completely different! The only way for her to look any more different, why, she'd have to wear a bow and get lashes.

  • @DragonRebelRose
    @DragonRebelRose Год назад +1490

    The story about Internet Historian having to wear a camo shirt and shorts then getting saluted by two randos had me wheezing to the point I couldn't breathe.

    • @sonovabeach2165
      @sonovabeach2165 Год назад +11

      you must have asthma

    • @sonovabeach2165
      @sonovabeach2165 Год назад +9

      you must have asthma

    • @ioaz4579
      @ioaz4579 Год назад +62

      ​@@sonovabeach2165 you must have dementia

    • @ioaz4579
      @ioaz4579 Год назад +61

      @@sonovabeach2165 you must have dementia

    • @DragonRebelRose
      @DragonRebelRose Год назад +20

      @@sonovabeach2165 Funny enough I do actually...it certainly didn't help with the wheezing.

  • @KiloShank
    @KiloShank Год назад +56

    Pigeon races seem like they would all just... fly together like how birds do, and whoever actually crosses the finish first just happens to be coincidence. Like if you happened to walk slightly ahead of your friends during one point in a long stroll and someone declares you the winner of a race.

    • @pododododoehoh3550
      @pododododoehoh3550 10 месяцев назад +13

      And then you get sent to the breeding chambers

  • @tximistarissole
    @tximistarissole Год назад +18

    Easily the best part of these videos are when the topic inevitably gets lost and the title cards reflect that

  • @ButtSolution
    @ButtSolution Год назад +941

    Breaking: Thousands of nerds descend on the Australian beaches with metal detectors looking for Internet Historian's lost Dollorydoos.

    • @mookinbabysealfurmittens
      @mookinbabysealfurmittens Год назад +17

      Not a single chazwazza was found.

    • @raiden1766
      @raiden1766 Год назад +2

      Isn’t he in New Zealand

    • @crestothegecko6279
      @crestothegecko6279 Год назад +7

      @@raiden1766 eh close enough
      why do i hear boss music

    • @CANISTER4
      @CANISTER4 Год назад +7

      @@raiden1766 Nah he's based in Australia. I think I remember him saying he moved here from NZ when he was really young

    • @raiden1766
      @raiden1766 Год назад

      @@CANISTER4 Ah gotcha

  • @hazelmay5762
    @hazelmay5762 Год назад +702

    As a resident of Launceston, I was shocked to see our holy trinity of gaming stores feature in this video. Also the mayor resigned, so you’ll have to find another duelling partner.

    • @random22026
      @random22026 Год назад +8

      And another Elon look-alike...

    • @thatsavyman3183
      @thatsavyman3183 Год назад +21

      yeah i was going crazy when he brought us up 🤣

    • @maccaronich
      @maccaronich Год назад +14

      Resigned because his working with children card got revoked 👀

    • @Steven_McCrae
      @Steven_McCrae Год назад +6

      @@maccaronich woah 😳 for real ?

    • @quazar-omega
      @quazar-omega Год назад +7

      He was caught stealing cupcakes from the deli

  • @brendandor
    @brendandor Год назад +51

    The cool thing about the ac130 is its entirely designed to operate in assymetrical warfare against a less powerful force. If the enemies have any sort of air power or anti air its pretty useless because its so slow and huge. So it likely can't even be used against near peer forces lol.

    • @leodesalis5915
      @leodesalis5915 2 месяца назад +1

      Similar with the A-10, if the enemy has any kind of effective anti air it becomes near useless

  • @frankwest5388
    @frankwest5388 Год назад +180

    23:00 fun fact,
    Yes this is exactly what happened,
    which is why for years the cards that were prevalent in the show were unplayably bad in real life, because the things they made up in the show either couldn’t be realistically translated into the game or were so incredibly specific conditions, that they would never happen naturally.
    It wasn’t until the third version of the show, when they started to make the show, along side the cards with actual game designers on the writing team. There still was much none sense that couldn’t be translated into real life but still.

    • @pickyphysicsstudent201
      @pickyphysicsstudent201 Год назад +25

      Early Yugioh (Duelist Kingdom) goes by DnD rules. Gaint Solider of Stone destroying the moon to revert the tides and nerf all Water Monsters. It is much more interesting than watching actual Yugioh duels. It's about the big flashy plays and Jojo-style mind games. Not about the cards. Yugioh is actually a fighting game where you deck is your character's moveset.

    • @darthgamer9861
      @darthgamer9861 Год назад +10

      @@pickyphysicsstudent201 never forget Yugi using catapult turtle to launch gaia at the castle of illusions, causing it to crash onto Panic’s monsters. Early Yugioh was wild

  • @caderidley2309
    @caderidley2309 Год назад +376

    The guillotine lever idea is like a bouquet at a wedding, who ever in the crowd gets hit by the head is guillotined next

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones Год назад +24

      Calm down Jigsaw

    • @figo3554
      @figo3554 Год назад +2

      LMAO

    • @pp-wo1sd
      @pp-wo1sd Год назад +18

      Sounds like something that would happen in revolutionary France . Getting hit by a decapitated head is a prime example of anti-citizen behaviour

  • @Arachn3rd
    @Arachn3rd Год назад +1436

    Press 'F' to pay respect to the 2 dollars Internet Historian tragically lost to the sandy depths.

  • @mikhailavandermerwe5636
    @mikhailavandermerwe5636 Год назад +54

    Internet Historian is always such a chilled but exciting experience to watch. Like, the content is always so goofy in a light-hearted way. You know, when you click on a video, that you're in for a good time. Love the content. Will continue watching, even if it is just a once a year video drop.

    • @foxbuns
      @foxbuns Год назад +3

      you havent found the secret channels yet?

    • @The420033
      @The420033 11 месяцев назад +2

      When I read it they were talking about a fan made of guillotines😅

  • @AttacMage
    @AttacMage Год назад +9

    I used to do some archery on this green strip near my house and I'd regularly lose arrows.
    My great uncle had been a bit of a prospector and since we'd cleaned up his place after he died I had an old metal detector of his. Took a lot of fiddling to tune it, but I actually got all of the arrows I'd lost that day, as well as some I'd lost before.

  • @pauliusbaranauskas7915
    @pauliusbaranauskas7915 Год назад +896

    My conspiracy theory for why Internet Historian slowed down in making videos is that he finally alienated all the sponsors

    • @skyler1469
      @skyler1469 Год назад +134

      Its rather strange, his adds are suffering incarnate but those are the only adds i dont skip

    • @professorhazard
      @professorhazard Год назад +232

      Do you think NordVPN finally figured out that Nord Man looks less like a palette-swapped executioner and more like a Klansman

    • @stefanmarinkovic1229
      @stefanmarinkovic1229 Год назад +60

      ​@@professorhazard they might have, i only took them 4 years

    • @ctrl_x1770
      @ctrl_x1770 Год назад +5

      The sponsor contracts ended because the videos were still in production.

    • @animeking1357
      @animeking1357 Год назад +3

      @@professorhazard You know someone I managed to not realize that.

  • @ERRandDEL
    @ERRandDEL Год назад +10

    My favorite part about IH and ManyKudos talking both Saw and ygo is that Yugi is *kind* of the Jigsaw of his own comic in the whole 'poetic justice' he dispenses. Dude straight up kills some people iirc lol

  • @aok76_
    @aok76_ Месяц назад +2

    The metal detecting story just makes me laugh so hard everytime I watch the video. The way it's delivered is just super funny

  • @thirdworldgamer8717
    @thirdworldgamer8717 Год назад +346

    Internet Historian and Many Kudos bullying each other to see which one of the two has the worst upload schedule

  • @mighty_kezza8449
    @mighty_kezza8449 Год назад +509

    Dont worry about Internet Historian falling off a cliff, he fell through a tree and went to get ice cream after

  • @Grace1047
    @Grace1047 11 месяцев назад +7

    I love how hobbies immediately devolved into death penalty methods

  • @UnrelatedAntonym
    @UnrelatedAntonym Год назад +9

    Love this channel, a cozy corner of YT. The convos and the animations you make for the jokes is great.

  • @mustbetheSUN
    @mustbetheSUN Год назад +514

    "We spent three hours setting the game and two hours arguing about the rules"
    Ah yes, the standard session.

  • @FRIEND_711
    @FRIEND_711 Год назад +200

    I actually had a racing pigeon get eaten in my yard and first i just thought it was a regular one until i saw the tag on its leg.
    I was so nervous when i called the guy to tell him that his pigeon died.
    The guy was pretty chill and i told him id handle the pigeon body disposal and he thanked me for it and sent me cookies, like these cathedral cookies, i never had thsoe before, they were amazing. I still have the box.

  • @blither4656
    @blither4656 Год назад +7

    Oh my god seeing Launceston's three nerd stores being discussed in a yt video flashbanged my brain harder than the family guy electric chair phone

  • @roberthartburg266
    @roberthartburg266 Год назад +4

    Last criminal that got the death penalty in West Germany right after WW2, Werner Gladow, actually got the guillotine blade stuck in his neck and the whole execution was such a bloody mess that the state prosecutor in attendence fell into a coma from shock.

  • @Diego5151999
    @Diego5151999 Год назад +2012

    The story where he lost two dollars in the sand had me wheezing. I haven’t laughed that hard since I watched the first episode of Smiling Friends

    • @shockafter7
      @shockafter7 Год назад +64

      Bro, I just came back from visiting my mum in Christchurch, and one thing she wanted to was find a stream to use her metal detector. She spent like half an hour trying to find stuff, and the beeping would go off on some rocks and there was nothing there. That whole segment felt so relatable and I was dying of laughter.

    • @yoshidinono8095
      @yoshidinono8095 11 месяцев назад +8

      Really? How old are you?

    • @theshanamaster
      @theshanamaster 10 месяцев назад +3

      the guitine story at 12:00, there was either a king or some ruler whos neck was soo thick, they literally HAD to chop it twice to get the head to fall off, like WTF

    • @gregwessendorf
      @gregwessendorf 8 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@theshanamasterKing Louis XVI; "His neck was far too fat for a single clean cut and he screamed out in pain befire the blade was rapidlt raised again for a second blow."

    • @angusmatheson8906
      @angusmatheson8906 7 месяцев назад +2

      The two guys saluting him when he went to the driving range in all camo drip got me laughing so hard my face hurt.

  • @dylanhecker6686
    @dylanhecker6686 Год назад +135

    I like how this episode is about hobbies, but half of it is really about execution

    • @sloshed-rat
      @sloshed-rat Год назад +5

      I mean... sometimes they cross over.

  • @aanchitnayak7395
    @aanchitnayak7395 6 месяцев назад +2

    me: "I am suicidal and tired and I want to drink and watch something farthest away from the concept of death and its trivialization. Ah yes, a video on hobbies. Perfect."

  • @lobotomite9767
    @lobotomite9767 Год назад +600

    My dad is the president of our local pigeon racing club. I grew up with over 300 racing birds living in lofts in my back yard. I was also the junior grand champion for a few years racing pigeons. It's a bigger hobby than people realize and the birds are insane. They get dropped off 1000 miles away from home and they navigate home in only like 10 hours. They can go over 90 miles per hour for hundreds of miles without stopping and I've seen them toy around with falcons trying to catch them.

    • @RougeSanta
      @RougeSanta Год назад +18

      What were the names you'd give them?

    • @lobotomite9767
      @lobotomite9767 Год назад +114

      @@RougeSanta we never gave them names, they have number codes on leg bands to identify them. In the racing pigeon community only high level champion birds are ever given names. Also we had like 300 so it would be hard to name them. There was this old dropper bird (used to to help signal the other birds to come down from practice flight) and he was black so when I was 5 I named him "blackie" which in hindsight was not a great name.

    • @NucleaRaptor
      @NucleaRaptor Год назад +65

      @@lobotomite9767 >only high level champion birds are ever given names
      Based Krieger

    • @lobotomite9767
      @lobotomite9767 Год назад +53

      @@NucleaRaptor nice 40k reference. Yeah we also gave the females fake eggs the night before the race so that when they get let go they rush home to sit on it. Kinda fucked up but it worked

    • @mattgonzales774
      @mattgonzales774 Год назад +23

      i like chubby round city pigeons and watching them hop onto curbs. it makes me laugh everytime.

  • @Rozcas
    @Rozcas Год назад +298

    Oh God he's right about getting older and eventually house maintenance and improvements become a hobby

    • @frds_skce
      @frds_skce Год назад +29

      It's not a hobby, it's a lifestyle.
      A lifestyle that you have no choice but to enjoy it because calling repairman is so expensive when you could do it by yourself
      Edit: typo

    • @victorkreig6089
      @victorkreig6089 Год назад +4

      @@frds_skce repairmen are for people too lazy to figure out how to do stuff on their own
      t. someone who knows how to use more tools than he has any business possessing

    • @MrSilentProtagonist
      @MrSilentProtagonist Год назад

      @@frds_skce
      No, you just some accumulate some kind of psychic stress from the minor inconveniences of the living space not being exactly the way that you want.

    • @frds_skce
      @frds_skce Год назад +1

      @@MrSilentProtagonist Yeah bro, cuz I enjoy not having clogged pipe from my shower and just unclog it myself. Instead of calling some plumber and pay him 30$ or something, idk i don't live in USA.

    • @kawaiiamethist
      @kawaiiamethist Год назад

      The female equivalent is getting excited over kitchen appliances, sturdy pots and pans, and Tupperware. Feminists will deny it, but us normie chicks gladly praise our kitchen arsenal.

  • @Cy-nx3yh
    @Cy-nx3yh Год назад +2

    My grandpa is a pidgeon racer; a few years ago, he won some massive race. The price money was over a million dollars. He now mostly has show pidgeons that he puts in shows.

  • @ferdinand12390
    @ferdinand12390 9 месяцев назад +6

    17:21 are IHs intrusive thoughts

  • @RocoPwnage
    @RocoPwnage Год назад +537

    ngl I felt worse imagining myself in a public place with a metal detector than I did feeling everything for 30 seconds after being decapitated

    • @matthewherr1588
      @matthewherr1588 Год назад +26

      At least the decapitation comes to an end pretty quickly lmao

    • @Aliyah_666
      @Aliyah_666 Год назад

      ​@@matthewherr1588 Ehh....the human brain is alive for at least a minute or two after decapitation. There is even anecdotes that beheaded people were seen to follow movement with their eyes. Odds are they were tripping on dmt that last second but still.

    • @evalopez1454
      @evalopez1454 9 месяцев назад +2

      Imagine you're metal searching awkwardly on the beach and suddenly you met absolutely every casual you have met in your life during it. Even Karen from .H.R

  • @kali2593
    @kali2593 Год назад +370

    Internet Hertorian was a keeper for him when he brought a metal detector, and she went with him all day trying to find something. That impressive that she went with him and stand next to him while using the metal detector all day and did not leave him. At that point he should realize she was the one.

    • @lucascoval828
      @lucascoval828 Год назад

      Then she penetrated him.
      Respectfully.

  • @ABeardedSage
    @ABeardedSage 5 месяцев назад +6

    I searched the comments and didn't find anything, so I guess I'll make the effort to post about this.
    So, if you died by guillotine, then your blood pressure drops to 0 when you're decapitated, meaning that you lose consciousness immediately. You'd have some brain activity for about 30 seconds after, but you wouldn't just be a head on the ground looking around in pain. You would be asleep and totally unaware until you passed. The brain activity would basically be your brain trying to perform your core life functions and failing.

    • @androgynousmaggot9389
      @androgynousmaggot9389 3 месяца назад

      Thanks for this unnecessary trivia! I unironically love it! 😅

    • @isopod127
      @isopod127 2 месяца назад

      maybe we use that brain activity to convince ourselves there's an afterlife

  • @jackvoss6095
    @jackvoss6095 Год назад +2

    Theres one of those mini train things in oregon and its pretty good sized. Went with my grandpa a few years ago. Some of my favorite memories

  • @Abedeuss
    @Abedeuss Год назад +149

    Only Internet Historian can make an episode about hobbies and spend a good chunk of it debating the circumstances around guillotines.

    • @Tuvok_Shakur
      @Tuvok_Shakur Год назад +1

      what if debating about methods of execution is one of his hobbies

  • @isellcrack3537
    @isellcrack3537 Год назад +874

    "Can`t bring myself to kill the mouse." the words of a man who never actually had a mice problem.

    • @HalfLifeOfHumanity
      @HalfLifeOfHumanity Год назад

      The user name of a man who definitely has a crack problem

    • @randomtinypotatocried
      @randomtinypotatocried Год назад +35

      I don't miss having mice. Those bastards bring Lyme with them

    • @TheGlenn8
      @TheGlenn8 Год назад +79

      If you had to do it with a fucking brick I doubt anyone would be able to do it. But if you have like an air rifle or something it's a lot less visceral.

    • @dracula7779
      @dracula7779 Год назад +3

      Yum yum

    • @AngryBoozer
      @AngryBoozer Год назад +114

      My personal belief that you shouldn’t kill anything just because it’s an annoyance or inconvenience is the leading reason why I haven’t napalmed the nearby school in my area.

  • @Bald.Carpenter.man.
    @Bald.Carpenter.man. Год назад +6

    The bird leg bit was the first time I've ever paused a video from laughing. Well done sir

  • @ChristianWhyte-pz6rp
    @ChristianWhyte-pz6rp 6 месяцев назад +3

    From hobbies to capital punishment I love this man

  • @geofff.3343
    @geofff.3343 Год назад +109

    I kept chickens for a time. Only the roosters are noisy, the chickens tend to just cluck to themselves, and they made the same coos, but they only do it when they're going to sleep. They don't smell bad if you give them a dust bath to use and keep their coops clean. They're weirdly affectionate too. And if you can get some Japanese silkies, they're just this fluffy, feather-footed little petting chicken.

  • @plantpun
    @plantpun Год назад +71

    Oysters was a hard pivot from death machines but then yall powered straight on to Saw for animals. 10/10 episode

  • @alessandrocanale6189
    @alessandrocanale6189 Год назад +1

    4:20 this is why i love pigeons

  • @tonyiommisg
    @tonyiommisg Год назад +239

    My dad would race pigeons. Some of my favorite childhood memories was getting up before the sunrise, catching the pigeons, loading up our truck and grabbing donuts and driving hours away and let the pigeons go and watch them all fly away. This was for practice and not the race themselves mind you. Love you forever and miss you Papa.

    • @TheDolphinTuna
      @TheDolphinTuna Год назад

      The elites don’t want you to know that the pigeons are free. You can just scoop them off the street, like this guy’s dad did.

    • @antiquatedideas1107
      @antiquatedideas1107 Год назад +4

      Can you explain how your dad used to race pigeons? Im really curious to know how racing pigeons works other than just letting them go. Thanks for sharing that nice memory of your dad, also :). Sounds like a nice time

    • @Its_Me_Romano
      @Its_Me_Romano Год назад +2

      Is it true that some racing pigeons go for hundreds of thousands of dollars?

    • @srboromir452
      @srboromir452 Год назад +1

      My dad raised 400 mile racers, though he never actually raced them,

    • @tonyiommisg
      @tonyiommisg Год назад +1

      @@antiquatedideas1107 its been a long time since, but from what I remember: the birds get their band on their leg registered and then put on this truck with everyone else's bird(s). Then they drive the truck somewhere a couple hundred miles away. Then they release the birds. Then you wait at your home for them to come back. Once they're back, depending on the type of time recording device you're using, we used an old style one where you have to catch the pigeon once they land and take the band and put it in this capsule and put it in this machine that stores and records the time. Then once all the pigeons have returned everyone reports their times.

  • @trujillojeorge837
    @trujillojeorge837 Год назад +56

    I appreciate that IH keeps depicting Herstorian without her cannon Triple J boobs so we don't get jealous. What a humble man.

  • @RobReith
    @RobReith Месяц назад +2

    Metal detecting story was hilarious.

  • @DragoNate
    @DragoNate 10 месяцев назад +1

    11:49 that..was actually very common...and it was gruesome.

  • @lootgoblin8705
    @lootgoblin8705 Год назад +432

    RIP Internet Historian, an icon to the pigeon racing community.

    • @refl9630
      @refl9630 Год назад +13

      They've still got Mike Tyson

  • @DeckDogs4Life
    @DeckDogs4Life Год назад +228

    4:09
    I had NO idea pigeon racing was a thing until one day a stray racing pigeon landed on our porch and, in an efford to discover who owned the pigeon, we discovered an entire world of pigeon racing existed. We never did find the owner and the person we did manage to reach said that the owner probably died and they just released his pigeons.
    Managed to catch it and my mom works with a guy that raises pigeons so he is now happily among his new harem of female pigeons.

    • @Y3M_Official
      @Y3M_Official Год назад +13

      Wow that's a happy ending

    • @republicshallriseagain419
      @republicshallriseagain419 Год назад +3

      How did you know It was a racing pigeon and not a normal pigeon?

    • @DeckDogs4Life
      @DeckDogs4Life Год назад +12

      @Republicshallriseagain the band on its leg, we looked up the numbers and info about it, found out where it was registered and what group it was registered to, etc. Pretty easy to find out the registration information.

    • @republicshallriseagain419
      @republicshallriseagain419 Год назад +1

      @@DeckDogs4Life Thats pretty cool I thought you understood that based on how fast It was or something

    • @DeckDogs4Life
      @DeckDogs4Life Год назад +1

      @@republicshallriseagain419 nah, we knew it was domesticated because of how close it would get but had no idea anything else about it until lwe searched the bracelet numbers.

  • @Vibakari
    @Vibakari Год назад +1

    “Saw for animals”
    James Gunn: write that down WRITE THAT DOWN

  • @pentherapy
    @pentherapy Год назад +2

    I love these videos, I love your chemistry with your guests and it's always great to see you and ManyKudos together. (Everyone you have with you on ITF is amazing tbh.) Thank you, I needed a laugh today and you literally never fail.

  • @themultifish
    @themultifish Год назад +410

    Wait, has Historian never been in the fake guillotine at Questacon? The terror is definitely strongest when you're inside the damn thing, not before you enter.

    • @cthulhurealness
      @cthulhurealness Год назад +11

      Fuck I completely forgot about that.................

    • @Byrdffv
      @Byrdffv Год назад +10

      wait theres a what
      i was there last month and i dont remember that at all

    • @themultifish
      @themultifish Год назад +31

      @@Byrdffv Based on old Trip Advisor reviews, it looks like it might've been uninstalled in 2013. A true tragedy...

    • @abeswanick
      @abeswanick Год назад +13

      after a Google I've discovered they got rid of Track Attack, too
      that sucks.

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones Год назад

      I have a new goal in life now.

  • @KarazolaX
    @KarazolaX Год назад +147

    Imagine how mad one of those pigeon racers must get if in the middle of the race their pigeon gets grabbed out of the air and eaten by a HAWK

    • @TheWorstPartyMember
      @TheWorstPartyMember Год назад +17

      I would wager pigeon fatalities are a common (enough) occurrence in the sport and most of the racers are mentally prepared for it.

    • @EnigmaticRPG
      @EnigmaticRPG Год назад +7

      that's why you race like 40 at once lol
      just release your whole flock every time :V

    • @jesse1243
      @jesse1243 Год назад +1

      @@TheWorstPartyMember My dad races and he’s only lost a few to hawks over the past few decades. As long as they are not caught by surprise pigeons are very good at outflying birds of prey

    • @travisdickens4304
      @travisdickens4304 Год назад +1

      Fun fact, there have been several pigeon clubs that have gotten in deep trouble for trapping and killing hawks to protect their pigeons. This is HIGHLY illegal and many of these hawk species are endangered.

    • @corvusmonedula
      @corvusmonedula Год назад +2

      Imagine if we did that with dogs
      Let them run across the country back home, a few will never return but who cares it's just a fun little hobby

  • @Lucifer777_
    @Lucifer777_ Год назад +5

    I never thought I’d listen to two dudes industrialize the guillotine and laugh so hard about it.

  • @defective6811
    @defective6811 7 месяцев назад +1

    "I'd quite like to get into pigeon racing"
    me: yeah, I could _totally_ beat a pigeon

  • @clonesharpshooter101
    @clonesharpshooter101 Год назад +641

    IH is absolutely underrating the price of a scented candle. It’s probably the most unexpectedly overpriced product you will regularly encounter just to pass on from the shock.

    • @triton62674
      @triton62674 Год назад +59

      Absolutely this, the good ones like Yankee cost an arm and a leg. If you can make them even half as good for less of would be worth it

    • @DJGamingSmash
      @DJGamingSmash Год назад +33

      Poor guy thought he was incognito and we still know who he is.

    • @kaykeunil
      @kaykeunil 11 месяцев назад +11

      @@triton62674 my dad is incredibly into fancy scented candles and fr we get absolute boxes of candles in every month, and I do not look at the receipts for a reason 😅

    • @Roy-ze8eo
      @Roy-ze8eo 11 месяцев назад +2

      That's why you should just smoke cigarettes, where I live they're a lot cheaper

    • @radfatdaddy4169
      @radfatdaddy4169 6 месяцев назад +1

      Told my wife I was going to make wax slugs, I was warned that if I touch her Yankee candle that she would test them out on me.

  • @AndersMindorf
    @AndersMindorf Год назад +223

    The fact you lost the 2 dollars you used to check if your metal detector worked is the funniest thing I've heard in a while, thanks for the laugh!

  • @Dialga355
    @Dialga355 Год назад +1

    That relatable moment when your mate shows you a brand new pencil.

  • @chaken6187
    @chaken6187 Год назад +1

    “What’s your hobby?”
    “Guillotine”

  • @BarokaiRein
    @BarokaiRein Год назад +295

    The story about metal detecting had me wheezing my lungs out.
    Btw my hobbies are miniature painting, 3d printing, and wargaming, so I find this episode's backdrop really fitting.

    • @tartatovsky
      @tartatovsky Год назад +2

      Same!

    • @VortexbeastWaaagh
      @VortexbeastWaaagh Год назад +5

      I feel like wargaming has become more popular than even just 5 years ago, it's pretty awesome.

    • @josephbroseph3003
      @josephbroseph3003 Год назад

      I thought i’d find someone with this interest. Early this year i got into playing Battletech and painting miniatures from it.

    • @LocalGuardsman
      @LocalGuardsman Год назад +1

      @@VortexbeastWaaagh It’s probably due to the quarantine. I started 40K painting during that time :v

    • @Eviloverlord1000
      @Eviloverlord1000 Год назад

      Got into age of sigmar during the pandemic.

  • @kuyaanima
    @kuyaanima Год назад +22

    Pigeon Fancier/Racer here, i love how IH just summed it all up because yeah, that was pretty much it, its an older gentleman's sport, where you pretty much care for the birds and hopefully one of your birds do well and gain lots of attention (and winnings) to your loft. Its like a side-sport if you catch my drift.

  • @ssjiftekhar
    @ssjiftekhar 8 месяцев назад +2

    14:19
    This is the absolute worst sensation

  • @leokim47
    @leokim47 Год назад +1

    Video about hobbies
    Video section about guillotines
    Starts with a rant about candlemaking
    Peak internet historian right there

  • @CasualKiwiYGO
    @CasualKiwiYGO Год назад +59

    Kaiba is exactly the sort of guy who would travel all the way to rural New Zealand just to steal a kids deck XD (also shout out New Zealand Yugioh scene!)

  • @AesirUnlimited
    @AesirUnlimited Год назад +37

    2:16 that feeling is one of the worst feelings ever. You plan something, and are excited about it. But then when you’re actually doing it, it’s just embarrassing as hell. Not fun in the least.

  • @slyfox7452
    @slyfox7452 Год назад +2

    Fun fact about the guillotine is that they often had to be swung twice or more.

  • @Zorro9129
    @Zorro9129 Год назад +1

    When guillotines came up I was expecting them to start talking about Rusty Cage.

  • @salsamancer
    @salsamancer Год назад +84

    I love that story about the metal detector and it's tragically relatable. You think you're going to go into a cool new hobby only to find out you're a dork and everybody can see it especially yourself

  • @feirlyn
    @feirlyn Год назад +71

    How did this go from hobbies to executing people back to hobbies

  • @Licho935
    @Licho935 7 месяцев назад +1

    1:37 Timmy truly lived up to his potential, 5 months and counting!

  • @dormin8611
    @dormin8611 5 месяцев назад +2

    Guillotines are real dangerous. You could get a concussion from that basket!

    • @himwhoisnottobenamed5427
      @himwhoisnottobenamed5427 3 месяца назад +2

      Thank you! I was wondering if someone was going to bring up the uncounted concussions from basket injuries.

  • @Rage_Casanova
    @Rage_Casanova Год назад +33

    The metal detecting portion of this really spoke to me as my father recently has gotten into the same hobby and he took me along with him to the coast to muck about looking for god knows what. He didn't wind up losing 2$ but he did also find nothing. Oh and he also beached our truck on a hill and wound up spending 300$ to get towed. He was so flustered by the incident that he literally forgot he had roadside assistance and just wound up paying out of pocket. Fun times

  • @vKross
    @vKross Год назад +23

    This is a perfect example of what "In the field" is, just a funny and relateable talk between friends where you start talking about hobbies and 10min in you are trying to improve execution devices.

  • @driprubies2464
    @driprubies2464 Год назад +1

    I used to grow/harvest clams and oysters…. Actually a pretty chill job!