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- Опубликовано: 25 июл 2022
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Originally streamed/recorded on October 20th, 2020
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Jerma says he looks "red and oily" and then it's just a coincidence that his diet is 80 percent mayonnaise
"I just have oil coming out of all my pores. ALL of em!"
LMAO fuck
He is in the 99th percentile of Mayonnaise consumers.
Anyone else remember that cooking stream he did where he made burgers with a side of just mayonnaise? Then he ate ONLY the mayo and said he didn't like the rest of it.
"No, Jeremy, Mayonnaise is not an instrument."
Plus he's obsessed with Sardines and Omega 3 oil.
His whole diet is just fats.
Jerma saying he won’t take the BDSM test and then actually not doing it is unprecedented and needs to be fixed
Your pfp adds to this so well
Jerma misunderstanding the 17th percentile while taking a test to see if he’s smarter than a chimp kills me JUST LIKE JERMA WILL
Thanks for the pain index Mr Schmidt
Seems suggestive that simple grafix cant be understood by stupid people = IE jerma was dumb enough to miss understand the percentile meter
He already killed me he's using my corpse as a puppet and pretending its me talking on youtube
Chat does not know how percentiles works lmao
@@magusperde365 Such a Jerma fan thing to say 🤣
Jerma blacking out the screen to choose his political side is one of the smartest things I've seen from him
Actually, it would be much smarter to black out the screen for at least 2 other questions. Here's why :
Thanks to the fact that Mr. Elbertson revealed all of his answers to all the other questions and ALSO the final result,
we can easily estimate his answer by brute-forcing all of the answers to that one "secret" political question and comparing it to the result.
To spare your time and resources, I already did that for you. The answer is rather surprising though.
One would say that Mr. Elbertson's behavior would lead you to think that he clicked the third option (from top). But surprisingly, he clicked the fourth option.
If you want to try it yourself, go on. It was rather complicated though as the questions are randomized. I achieved the same set of questions as Mr. Elbertson thanks to a bit of cookie tinkering using fresh isolated chrome driver (using Selenium). All the other options resulted in different final mental age.
Fx dr DC la of
The time is 2:41 btw. I didn't want to say the answers out loud due to the spooky comment regulation
@@scp-burgerking658 Jerma is a red blooded comrade, then.
@@scp-burgerking658 I was under the impression the math showed him being a liberal
Jerma being an 82% match with Tommy Wiseau was the highlight of this stream.
74% match with Krusty the Clown. Can't make that shit up.
The highlight of this stream is this video
No its the coment from 13:59 and the statement of 13:36 of wich it responds to
@@N00N01 you're a pink slorg :]
Kramer has to be accurate
Love how he talks about how chaotic his life is and then just starts describing common signs of ADHD.
“I’m more reasonable than deranged”
- The same guy who has hours of videos of him laughing at car accidents and people dying
He didn’t claim that he WASN’T deranged…
8:14
Jerma realizing he's in the bottom 30% while the Super Mario Bros. game over song plays in the background is peak Jerma
That was timed so perfectly haha
ITS SO PERFECT LMAOOOO
Truly one of the Jermoments of all time.
“I drink white claw for free!”
I’m gonna have this put on my gravestone
HE DOES IT FOR FREE
I like how Jerma rationalizes the clearly low percentile as "only 17% of people got as far as I did" when in reality it is "I am only equal or better than 17% of people"
same thing different take
@@Patrick.Weightman tru
So.. same thing
He's not wrong
smartest jerma moment
“Chat, I answered every question and it says my personality type is a ‘404 Error’, is that good? Did I do good?”
@Tinder in real life 🅥 Report --> Unwanted Commercial Content or Spam --> Submit
At least he didn't drink white claw
Dude I think that means you still need to delete System 32 from your computer…if you leave it there for too long the virus activates and it steals your roblox account
(LMAO)
(He doesnt know he ACTUALLY doesnt know lmfao)
@@imBailout do you think the V in the circle is supposed to be an attempt to fake a verified checkmark?
@@adamofblastworks1517 yes
Jerma being a CIA project if probably the most realistic of all things he's been told he is
i feel like a lot of these quizzes only exist to gather easy data on people cause why would a horse quiz almost exclusively ask about sex and relationships lmao
beastiality
Burn their eggs
Horse girls, man
13:43 knowing Jerma lifts means, logically, he could kick my ass. But I can't help but imagine him trying to punch me and his fist bouncing off as his whole body reverberates from the recoil
His hand would stop in front of you, start spouting nonsense at Jerma for trying to punch you with no good reason, and then turn around to fly into his face. Literal real cartoon character
back in the day he used to be known as the boston beefcake. these days though he's more like the vegan of vegas
looney tunes andy
Food pyramid jerma: “I haven’t had alcohol in over 6 months”
Computer test Jerma: *drinks whiteclaw on stream*
This stream is 2 yeats old. Not sure about the other one but both are potentially true
@@Kandall05161 2 Yeats: 44 years
@@BudBonkerson oops, phone keyboard typing skills strike again
@@BudBonkerson Isn't a single Yeats about 73 and a half years?
19:15 "That's ok, I am 23% taller then 22 men on this planet!" LMAO
"I have so many vocabulary words up here" - Jeremy "86th percentile" Elbertson
Can't believe that in the very next video after him explaining that he only drinks water and coffe, he immediately drinks White Claw. Actually gaslighter.
You can tell that Jerma is timeless because this was made 2 years ago and still feels like it was streamed recently
13:58
Holy shit I'm crying from laughter, that legitimately is Bateman as a character
He finally admitted he played Patrick Bateman
16:00 "I'm constantly touching myself and looking at myself in the mirror" -Jerma
the realization he was reading the percentile wrong perfectly syncing up with the mario death music was just too perfect
"I have watery knees" is maybe one of the most unbelievably cursed ways I've heard someone describe themselves
That horse quiz was crazy, perfect test for the kinda guy to secrete noxious fumes
I genuinely believe the existence of 3rd party non official highlight channels has ruined my idea of the jerma timeline. I'm sure I've seen this possibly even a year ago lol
it was streamed 2 years ago
No no, you havent seen this a year or two ago. You've seen it a year or three from now.
See we are all time travelers and Jerma just doesn't know it yet.
@@pissfi and no doubt uploaded by another channel 2 yrs ago. Has the 2nd jerma page not uploaded stuff far more recent than this though?
@@nietzchepreacher9477 yeah, the most recent stuff from this channel is from march 2022 iirc
Jerma's alpha to beta scale slowly dropping to beta while he talks about his World of Warcraft subscription being an unnecessary cost while dramatic music played was my favorite.
8:03 the mario music fading into the death part as jerma realizes how percentiles work, is perfect
I love it when he explained his horse personality while Fire Emblem theme song playing in the background.
Indeed.
21:53 DUUUDE when he gets Seagull and then immediately does the jerma laugh, I can totally see the connection to a seagull's ha-ha-ha
It's so on brand for Jerma to not understand percentiles
"That's patrick bateman" (13:57) got me so good
jerma ranting about sex over the fire emblem theme is the funniest thing i’ve seen today
12:46 Jerma did actually technically get it correct, the Aye Aye is a species of lemur native Madagascar
Aye.
Aye.
Chance.
8:17 Jerma realizing he read the percentiles wrong while Mario’s “game over” soundtrack playing in the background made me chuckle so hard in class.
Can't believe he's gone.
Truly a tragedy
RIP little man
Yeah he's truly gone....
...insane❗❗
Don't worry, Chat will grow a new one
Gone but not forgotten, miss ya big man
jerma not mixing politics with his streams is one of the many reasons i watch him. Like he avoids politics like the plague. hes here for FUN not to pick a team and pick apart and fight amongst a group of people who have picked their "old man thats too old to run this country" of choice.
8:15 the music perfectly matches the moment Jerma realizes how poorly he did
9:40 same here with him succeeding holy shit this is an actual cartoon
I like how his first examples of being chaotic was being late and not cleaning his room
Jerma: *Rants incoherently for minutes on end, truly going unhinged albeit in a way that is not dangerous.*
Me: Serve. Brilliant. Amazing. Loves It. Gag. Werk. Slay. Wig. Boots the house down payment. Drag us. Queen.
Your comment from a year ago just put me into multiple organ failure.
15:57 he just confessed to touching himself infront of a mirror
His description of the aardvark as the dog in your dreams is spot on
Huel fueled maniac takes content farm online tests to entertain TENS of viewers
The quizzes, the music. He's so deranged. It's all so perfect, I can't fucking take it I'm crying
His definition of masculinity is powerlifting, punching, and screaming at walls
god this creature does not feel real
Jerma seeing that politics question and it looks like an actual bomb dropped into his lap
This is actually released CIA footage of an inhuman test taking creature if he ever escaped containment from his Reddit room who knows what will happen
MKOOEYGOOEYCHEESE
8:14 the music adds a lot to this
13:34 His expression makes me believe he wanted to be like 75% feminine but decided against it cuz the stream would meme on him for it.
catboy jerma
I bet if jerma was real and a catboy he would be more like an assertive and dominating catman that demands being pet or else will strangle my parents.
@@kailin9257 That's a bit specific
@Kai Lin ....so just jerma then
8:15 "The music changes dynamically according to your current situation."
Jeremy getting ads for Yeast Infection medication was one of those perfectly surreal details that I didn't quite notice at first.
I like how the quiz asks if youre smarter than a chimp and then gives a game where chimpanzees are specifically noted to perform better than humans at due to their brain structure
Can chimps read numbers?
@@blackwing1996 apparently lol. If you wanna know more, that test is actually the subject of the first episode of Vsauce's Mindfield on youtube. He visits a Chimpanzee research center in Japan where they use that same game very often for their tests
13:35 androgynous andy
Jerma being a horse that he only recognizes from beer commercials is too fitting lmao
Highlight of my day: Mario’s “game over” music plays while Jerma’s realization that he is in the bottom 17% of chimp test players sinks in. He takes another sip of his White Claw® Hard Seltzer to numb the public shame.
Putting jerma in front of the chimp quiz without him knowing about it is gold. It's like an auto-gaslight.
16:05 That PSYCHO admits he TOUCHES HIMSELF in the MIRROR!
Jeremy "Watery Knees" Elbertson
his eyes and eyebrows look so nice in this
lmfao the Mario game over music when he realized he was bottom 30%
I didn't even need to see the results of the personality test to know that Jerma is a mix of Johnny from The Room, Kramer from Seinfeld, and Gob from Arrested Development
INSANE psychopath tries to act human episode 749. GETTING THERE
EDIT: If only he entered his zip code in the bottom right at 33:18, he would finally have found the help he needs
I love how jerma will say something absolutely bonkers and then go "Right? That's normal right"
jerma realizing that he was actually in the bottom 30% and then the mario game over song playing was such good timing
I thought Jerma was a MacDonalds connoisseur, but then he called pancakes a McGriddle.
8:02 With the mario music had perfect timing when jerma realized he was in the lower percentile
this man does NOT use uBlock Origin He LOVES ads
i wish jerma was real
That character matching quizz did a good of matching his stream persona up with characters
9:40 a cloaca is the single opening held by birds, reptiles, and monotrens, with which they urinate and defecate simultaneously.
13:43 Sigma sharing his daily routine
Jerma clicking “McGriddle” on the hotcakes after he literally saw a McGriddle 4 questions prior will never not be funny to me
Dr Phil and American Bible Challenge themesong is a great callback/sign of jerma's dementia
the fact that jerma drinks whiteclaw is way funnier then should be
My goodness Jerma looks SOME MUCH like Scout from TF2
30:44 he just perfectly explained what 14 year old me did whenever I took one of those "am I gay/trans" tests for validation
It’s also something that can be done pretty easily on a lot of diagnostic questionnaires in psychology. It’s very easy to just tick the boxes that will give you the outcome you want.
😕
6:35. Lmfao. My strat for this, since I suck at it, was to stare without blinking for a few seconds until the numbers got burned into my retinas. Than without moving or blinking, I just clicked it em in order. Could desdass go forever like that without having to remember shit all.
You don’t know how happy you are for a good ad blocker till you see how many ads some sites has at once. Darn.
loved this stream
8:14 When Jerma realizes he is bad at the quiz while the Mario music does the game over sound is pure gold
"I'm not that deranged, Chat."
14:06
Capital one is down 28% YTD. Can’t believe the online quiz lied.
good verbal memory to remember all the bosses in videogames that killed him
never in my life did I think I would hear Jerma say he has watery knees.
God, Jerma really is just a Clydesdale
This channel is the main way I consume jerma content thank you
21:12 Why did Jerma think that choosing "I don't wear clothes" on Fursona Generator while being *LIVE* was a good idea?
Jerm pyramid video from one day ago: "I haven't drank in ages."
Today's video: *drinks whiteclaw within the first 10 seconds*
putting jerma on 1.25 speed makes this even funnier but is giving me a little bit of a panic attack at times
17:40
46: Jimmy McGill
"You're not Jeremy Elbertson, you're slippin' Jerma!"
his advice about not having sex on the first date is pretty good though.
That fursona quiz looked dire. Jerma's fursona will be assigned PROPERLY instead...
I've always thought he'd make a good starlord lol
It's telling your neighbours that you're going to be loud all night Jerma. Not inviting them. You silly goose.
Thank you for muting the DERANGED rant after the short quiz
19:17
"I'm 23% taller than 22 men on this planet"
Manlet energy
"only 17% of people got as far as I did! that's the top 17%" gave me an instant stroke
Loved the part where jerma suddenly unhinged his jaw mid-speech and vomited 12 tons of crude oil ❤
13:00 this question made me laugh way too hard
Jerma listening to the Halo CE soundtrack while answering basic questions is a true experience