Watching Infomercials is CONFIRMED Better than the Morbius Movie
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- Опубликовано: 5 окт 2024
- I was promised 40 million dollars and all I got was this shitty Macintosh.
Originally streamed/recorded on May 3rd, 2022.
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Jerma is absolutely the primary target audience for every single infomercial. The guy was ready to invest good sums of money into almost every product whose infomercial popped onto screen…except of course when Chat pointed this out to him, where he then lied and pretended he hated the very next infomercial he saw
He's like a 70 years old grandpa turned back into a teenager for like 3 years and then put into a 30 years-old man's body.
@@lyagushkha8490 oddly specific, but accurate.
He will believe ANY claim because he is convinced they're not allowed to lie on TV
"pretended" we all know deep down inside Jermas clown DNA wanted him to belive it
i could sell jerma a canoe in the desert
The $40 million giveaway kills me every time I see it, no way did that company even have that much cash to give away
That company probably wasn’t even worth 1$ million…
I think the promotion was the buy one get one free, and they were doing it until they gave away 40 million dollars worth of free rocket chefs. They also probably intentionally worded it to be a little confusing
No no see you misunderstood - American's enter their credit card information, the CCP collectively steals $40,000,000 then gives it away to it's highest ranking members
@@justNewo Thank fuck someone actually solved the puzzle
@@justNewoTy I was so confused by what they were saying.
Jerma has stated he has spent probably a Jermillion hours watching informercials in his bed until he passes out and hears Cathy Mitchell guide him in his dreams
Is cathy Mitchell as much of a sweet lady as she looks
In the blood wash stream he admitted to ZERKING OFF to Cathy Mitchell
That's poetry
So that's how the murders started, a true Charles Manson situation.
@@cooliostarstache5474 lol at what point?
16:56 I can’t believe Jerma ignored this dude wielding eight knives like this.
Jerma thinks that holding 8 knives is normal behavior. Another prime example of how deranged this man is
Knives cant impress a psychopath who puts his victims in a meat grinder
The moment I saw this I was thinking "PRIME MATERIAL HERE" but nothing
Jerma is actually blind to the woes of man
I can't help but imagine a random grandma buying the Rocket Chef and it coming with 40 MILLION DOLLARS
His reaction to "$40 MILLION" always gets me
And the fact that he keeps looking for a $40 million cash drop... lmao
How is it that Jerma interprets it wrong as if they were going to give a winner $40M, and never gets corrected on it for the entire stream? It's clearly a marketing trick but it was probably just giving away """$40M worth""" of product in a sweepstakes or something
@@GnesThenic The part where the chefs were trying to beat the rocket chef was the 40M giveaway. If they had won they would have gotten 40m. All they said was "We'll tell you about a 40 million giveaway promotion.", they didn't say you could win it. If they had told you about a 40mil state lottery draw happening next week completely unrelated to to the product or infomercial that statement would still be true.
@@tylerryan713 so based
$40 morbillion
POV: You're observing specimen 985 react to commercials to gauge if it can be exploited for monetary gain
This is one of the most unique yet familiar comments I've seen on a 2nd Jerma video.
@@ChrisNinjaEagle SCP-985
Why is this so funny holy shit
28:32 Jerma’s substitute teacher instinct of leaving autoplay on kicks in
“I trust Kathy Mitchell more than members of Congress” now THAT is a strong statement for Jeremy to make considering the widespread approval and trust of Washington politicians
I trust you implicitly on that fact Mr Adam Klownzinger
Oh Adam Klownzinger what will you say next
@@igotcrabsyeup How do you know my usernmae
@@AdamKlownzinger it was revealed to me in a dream
Surely a mob will be at his doorstep for such a controversial and unheard of opinion
I love how he's so genuinely entertained by these, it's like he's a paid actor
Wait, he's getting paid?
@@LordMoku No, the mental hospital staff just thought he was really funny while playing video games
@@Notwoodcrawler Well, at least they're working at the right place.
@@Notwoodcrawler LMAO
paid actor jerma conspiracy
Conspiracy theory: all old people understand technology fine they just find it hilarious when we help them and try to explain things
I do this to my friends and they hate me and burned my house down 4 timws
@@chippler5822 deserved tbh
@@chippler5822 skill issue
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The 40 million giveaway thing is so god damn funny. "here's some cool kitchen things, and a LINEAGE ALTERING VOLUME OF MONEY"
Jerma’s yelling of the *40 MILLION DOLLAR* thing always cracks me up it’s so intense
Hi there
He was channeling Mr. Green again.
DONT GO ANYWHERE!
The $40,000,000 giveaway triggered the Mr. Green in him so quick
The Ramen cookbook was by far the best part of the stream. To see that light of trust and love in Cathy Mitchell get systematically destroyed was incredible.
Jerma’s “WHY? WHY did you DO that???” when he sees them cooking pasta on the grill always kills me.
If they make Morbius 2 I think Jerma would be perfect as Morbius and it shows from the green screen stuff he did.
True. I mean he QUITE LITERALLY both 1) said “it’s Morbin’ time” and 2) morbed all over everybody
Yooo
What's stopped US from making it??
@@SRowntree god.
@@Theauu There's no god here
7:10 I can totally see Jerma doing this when he's 80, and when the kids bring up his streaming career he'll constantly deny it saying it was someone who looked like him.
Just a burning stream...
This feels so much like a deranged school teacher has gone rogue and is forcing his students to watch the cause of his downfall with him
I can't tell if this comment is referential or if you are just accidentally correct
@@cyberkale_ retelling childhood trauma under a thin veil for jerma
This is absolutely the kind of nonsense shit that the weird high school teacher would put on when he didn't feel like teaching that day
I think that’s jerma ever since he left teaching
Jerma's absolute trust and loyalty to Kathy Mitchell is actually very endearing.
only for him to lose faith at the end
the “can it run crisis” bit is so fucking funny how is this man so naturally witty
He was synthesized in a lab
Ok Jerma, you can stop using that alt account
I do not think that an overused joke counts as wit.
@@kreatona4219 I’m totally not jerma!! Ow man I wish i was as half as funny as him :(
@@hazemkhameesyou definitely are Jerma
i cant imagine making food for someone and the first thing they say before taking a bite is "thanks, i trust ya!"
It would definitely make me feel bad about the poison I put in the food
Jeremy is the PERFECT consumer
I'd watch Jerma for hours if he was just selling containers of GAS
He doesn't sell gasGYAS, he pumps it into the room you're trapped in. For free!
three sizes of GYAS container; small... medium.... and extra large. make your choice
Jerma is becoming Hank Hill.
a terrifying hank hill jigsaw hybrid
buy one extra-large GYAS container, get 20 containers of GYAS absolutely free, and you get the GYAS(gyas) delivered personally by jerma at any time he wants to pump your home full of GYAS, absolutely free! GYAS
Jerma, once he’s even bigger on Twitch than he already is, is going to attempt to recreate the RocketChef’s $40 MILLION giveaway, and that will make him bankrupt. I can already see it in his eyes.
I like how the 40 million dollars was like a secondary part of the giveaway. It was a secondary or tertiary aspect of the incredible giveaway of a BRAND NEW ROCKETCHEF. A sum of money just about the gdp of Tuvalu is merely a bonus in the face of goofy ass infomercial kitchenware
He’s still billions of dollars in debt, a little 40 mill won’t change much
@@AdamKlownzinger they were confident that everyone would want the ROCKETCHEF so badly they’d forget about forty million united states dollars
I would love an infomercial stream, where chat chooses an item, picks a target audience, and what the object is trying to do, and jerma has to try and sell it
10:45 "Bro wtf happened? We went from this to, like, Elsa beats Spiderman up with a baseball bat."
All jokes aside this is a terrifyingly accurate statement, fr what the hell happened to kids entertainment?
the ipad is what happened.
realization of how absurd the world as is and it's reflected in the media we make and consume
Advertisers
A highly competitive environment for kids entertainment results in numerous creators to focus on grabbing the target audience’s attention as fast and with as little effort as possible, which pre-existing characters in popular media doing wacky things is possibly the perfect fit for
Kids have been viewed as money factories for ages and ages. It just took a while for people to realize that targeting them with computers and the Internet wasn't only viable, but cheaper and super unregulated. You can shit out random nonsense and it doesn't have to get approved by a bunch of adults running a television channel, you just upload it and wait for the kids' autoplay to do the work for you.
He just takes every commercial at face value
Fun Fact: Those red devil grills were redacted in 2002. They were incredibly dangerous lol
“Redacted” isn’t the right word you’re looking for. You’re looking for “Discontinued” I hope you have a nice day! ☺️
@@TheBearWithOrangeFur or recalled would work too
That was my first assumption. That amount of gas output from a flimsy tiny system, you just know its prone to tipping or leaks.
They were [REDACTED]?
@@Wabajak13 it's gas powered?? you'd think something that size would be electric
This stream is like a case study for people who produce infomercials. Until now, they had no idea their target audience actually existed.
13:03 40 million dollar reaction
28:14 he doesn’t have anything to worry about
fucking love that '40 million dollar giveaway' is just another way of saying 'you have to buy two of them'
Jerma is the type of person to dream up Morbius. Like, he'd dream up the entire movie pitch perfect, word-for-word without ever actually watching it before.
yes, when windows 13 comes out and there are no icons or buttons, you'll have to navigate through candy crush AND cortana to get to internet explorer
there is a tool bar, but if you search for settings it will pull up internet explorer and bing search for "settings"
i love how he was making fun of infomercials until cathy mitchell came on and suddenly liked them
The tiktok part being muted due to copyright issues makes me unbelievably sad
I'm really annoyed at YT interrupting my ads to show me ads
That’s a vision of the dark future right there. I can’t wait to spend the CommercialCredz™️ I’ve gotten watching ads on some of these products!
Jerma can't handle that some people want more than a single burger at a barbeque, but he'll spend $50 on a single McDonalds order.
His fixation on Cathy Mitchell's cookieza was equally spellbinding.
I really hope we get more infomercial streams, they're maybe my favorite non-special-event type thing he's done
Watching Jerma recite bits from the Kathy Mitchell infomercial by heart felt like one of those documentaries where they interview serial killers about their lives before the murders to understand how they got so messed up.
The Macintosh video is genuinely so charming, god do I miss the 90s
Can’t believe he’s been the only streamer to pull in 1 Morbillion viewers consistently
Jerma asking for a viewer to be banned because they insinuated that gas station food wasn’t good is exactly why I love him
This truly was a man-sized stream.
28:03 you can see the exact moment the idea comes into his head
15:20 truly tragic they muted the bit where he plays "Oh No" by Capone (the tiktok song). I was one of the ten that found it funny.
They should've eaten the monetization for this one vid to make the joke land :3
i remember how chat was loosing it during the grill section of the stream being like “IT HAS KILLED MILLIONS” it had me rolling
When he's describing the Eric Andre table I can only think of the one movable animated piece from Scooby-Doo but in real life
Regarding the Martinetti Cinematic Universe, the dad participating in the points system indicating it's not the kids vs him, but all of them vs the challenge is an important lesson in conflict resolution.
Also, seeing the common clay adopting an intimidating technology with curiosity and excitement is great. Grampa isn't a technophobe parroting propoganda or conspiracy theories.
Wasn't expecting a wholesome lesson on character building in an infomercial.
Back when apples marketing wasn't just "Buy our phone and be popular! Join us!"
English teachers be like:
@@JacobKinsley I guess that's why back then they nearly went out of business, but today they're bigger than Microsoft. What the fuck man reality sucks
I really want to watch an infomercial one day and out of nowhere, jerma is in the live audience, and he never told anyone he was in one.
Really enjoyed this but had to stop half way i feel incredibly violent and my body temp is rising. I'll come back to this later after i have another caffeine pill.
What I hope Jerma did after each of these infomercials, was read the user reviews that featured the downsides to these "easy to use" products
"But can it run Crysis" i'm fucking sobbing dude
Celebrities Jerma knows:
- Brad Pitt
- Brad Pitt
- Harrison Ford
he’s so dreamy
12:23 he be ballin with those 8 GB of ram. Expected 2-4 for the era
"how many megs of ram, carmichael"
i would spend a hundred million dollars cash to get another jerma informercial stream, i use them to fall asleep all the time and they are genuinely some of my favorite comfort watches
i thought i was the only person who did that, even if it was only once
Jerma could crush a human head like a cabbage.
I paused the video thinking it was already paused and that jermas words were my own thoughts.
i stan grandpa martinetti
further proof jerma is spamton, he spends his free time watching infomercials
The red devil grill commercial genuinely aggravated me so much because this is literally just a fucking WOK. Like why are they acting like this is a new thing???? Its literally a slightly flatter wok! I'm deceased.
I can't believe those guys rebranded a wok and tried to sell it as something new
I've watched highlights from these infomercial streams at least 4 times, but I've still never seen Morbius, so if my bad math checks out Jerma's vids are infinity times better than Morbin' time.
I love how she asks how many MEGABYTES of RAM the computer has lmao
15:37 "I only did that for like the 10 of you that thought that was funny." Thank you, we Jeremys need to stick together.
That guy eating the hot pizza broke me, I was laughing so hard. Really feel for him we've all been there.
That and the camping people making pasta primavera on the grill got some genuine reactions out of me.
jerma's infatuation with kathy mitchell is so fucking adorable
A very good point Cody, well said Cody.
14:40 Imagine this guy but as Bob Odenkirk
I like how the red devil commercial was trying to appeal to the working class and middle class in the same video, but for some reason mashes them together. Cooking a whole ass fish with potatoes in a white wine sauce *at a tailgate party*, and then they're cooking pasta and the one guy is like "we're big campers." Any lower-income person I know would be like "who the fuck cooks pasta on a camping trip?" But I guess wealthy suburbanites who only camp in RVs do? And then after these two "fancy" meals, it cuts to fucking chicken nuggets and grilled cheese. Boxed nuggets and craft American cheese on grilled Wonder bread isn't grill material, or even a proper meal. If that's anything other than what you feed your kids after school as a snack, that's struggle food lmao.
I mean, they want to sell it to people that can actually afford to buy it, so people who can't afford pasta (lol) don't matter.
No one has grilled cheese as a struggle food, struggle food is more like a jar of Nutella and vomiting and crying afterwards
@@JacobKinsley Random = funny?
They are literally using a wok to cook the most unhinged meals, but also acting like woks have never existed before
@@GamerSisters 3% Japanese ancestry mfers who run cooking RUclips channels and promote their own book that says you can only cook scrambled egg on a wok by repeatedly taking the wok on and off the stove and stirring with an acacia chopstick and serving when the scrambled eggs are only half cooked otherwise you've burned them and "ok for children I guess"
" Can it run crisis? " killed me
"it's got fuckin TECHNOLOGY in it"
7:21 regarding this, my grandfather was a software developer so he is still quite good with computers
so presumably old people that don't understand computers just didn't use them when they were younger
Jerma really unlocking his old man by slowly dragging his mouse to the corner of the screen to hit the "pause" button, honestly doesn't even surprise me that much at this point.
Not that it wasn't already ridiculous but adjusted for inflation $40,000,000 in 1997 would be equal to $70,315,762.93 in today's currency.
i saw morbius and it WAS a dream, in that nothing happened and i forgot about it in the middle of it
Grandpa Martinetti is my soul mate. I'm bonded to him in a way that words can't describe
Jerma is what informercials think is "you folks at home"
"They're from Florida, from California, and even all the way from Alabama"
Where is this being filmed that Alabama is further away than either California or Florida
Jerma is such a funny little creature he's got me yapping
The joys of waking up to the sounds of an orgreenic cooking pan commercial and seeing the host ride in on a fucking skateboard before smashing another brands nonstick pan with his own pan for no discernible reason.
video made me pull my hamstring
5:49 That is the worst bridge known to man, my mortal enemy. That is the ASU pedestrian bridge on university drive. I vow to destroy that bridge.
the bring home a computer grandma bit was funny
"but can it run crysis? mine can."
Jerma hiding the Bissel model number is a pure unadultered Jermoment
I love how the music for the Tik tok bit was removed because of DMCA. But I think it just makes it better.
The funniest thing about the human calculator is that later in life, there's no need for simple operators like division, since we just have... Actual calculators
I've never felt more in tune with the "He's Pretending" community than that first infomercial. I can't believe he's the exact demographic that would see a totally scripted ad and be like My god.... how ??
awww how could you cut out the cannibalism joke from the Red Devil stream? That was amazing!
Release the cannibal cut
If someone brought sauteed salmon to a tailgating party, I'd actually consider going to a tailgating party.
"Oh yeah we just got this circular thing, it fries things better than a grill!" Then drunk uncle Keith comes over and grabs a fresh uncooked patty and eats it whole. He died. Thanks.
honestly a dream about morbius (even if you forget it) is probably still more memorable than the actual movie
My favourite part from the Jerma movie is when he said It's Jerma Time and ate some coffee cheetos and chicken
5 minutes in Jerma is looking at what can be used as WWE weapons like how he could use that table lmao Can't wait for Jermania 2022.
"How many megs of RAM?" "8" "Ohh, you must be a power user!"
said by no old lady, ever.*
*okay maybe at least once
15:30 noooo the tiktok bit got muted 😭
About the old people not understanding technology, my Grandpa LOVES tech. He calls himself a gadget guy and everything
ur grandpa is the king of the world i think
“Jesse, Jesse, get the RocketChef, we need to cook!”
Jerma should do a cooking stream but; only use Kathy Mitchel and chat-provided recipes.
That poor guy that played dr. who's career will be forever tainted by Morbius.
I mean he's literally one of the main characters in one of the biggest currently airing tv shows so I think he's doin ok
@@mattsawchuk226 i still see him as the morbius guy