Jerma Clips That Help Me Cope With His Soft Retirement
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- Опубликовано: 2 мар 2024
- I NEED MY JERMA FIX PLEASE JERMA EAT MAC AND CHEESE ON CAMERA!!
Clips sourced from the lovely: @JermaTwitchClips
Jerma's Twitch ~ / jerma985
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We dont speak of his retirement. We're happy for him, but we don't speak of it..
What retirement (I'm pretending it's not real for my own unstable mental state. ❤)
mostly because he’s going back to jerma985
And then Jerma 986 is going to assume, untill he passes the torch to Jerma 987@@masonasaro2118
Man’s making 5k$/month in subs for changing his !sus message every 2 weeks
Imagine if he changed it to jeremy985@@masonasaro2118
this is MY fall of the roman empire
the jerman empire is more benevolent than those imperialist romans
the jerman empire is more benevolent than those imperial romans
*Jerma985:* Western Roman Empire
*2ndJerma:* Eastern
it's funny that he thinks he's allowed to retire, what a card!
The patron said the contract was for 1200 years and we’re about halfway through that.
He has many more career ending noises to make@@oreohunter7798
2:15 The way he tosses his victim to the side like muck on his shoe, is a testament to his experience as a ruthless, deranged psycho.
Glad I wasn't the only one that rewinded the footage and went :O at Jerma's shockingly-comfortable finesse during that whole situation. What a FREAK.
I read this comment about 2:15 before I saw the clip. This was my first time seeing it and without looking at the time stamp, I instantly knew this had to be the clip you were referring to. I was right.
Just now feeling/realizing the massive effect of this “retirement” on the jerma clips market. HOLY It’s never been more joever
9:28 I cant believe he got tricked by the pokedex entry purpose of arboks patterns
honestly, hes probably the only person in the world thats been tricked by that
Further proof Jerma is just a wild animal, all of his murder sprees are simple outbursts of his primal instincts. Jerma is the type of guy who would hiss and run away on all fours if someone raised their arms to appear larger.
PREY TENDENCIES
PREY TENDENCIES
But where are the jokes? Where are the jokes? ENTERTAIN US!
i read that in the voice
It wasn't enough, they had to leave their PATHETIC LITTLE THUMBS DOWN REVIEW.
Maybe the real joke was the jerma fans we made a long the way
That moment was so real though, i come back to it every now and then just to see jerma's amazed reaction at the fact that someone understands him
The "come and mop up boys" is so funny, i die each time i see it
If you don’t think about jermas retirement by watching old vods and clips, he will never retire in our hearts ❤️ as much as he would probably want to rip them out and consume them to further his lifespan
AI generated Jerma streams coming right up. Car crash Sus guy
@@DaSquareful Jerma banned them already :( no AI Jerma for us, and his grandkids are expected to perish going on a treasure hunt for their share of his riches after he dies. We're in the Evil Jerma timeline
7:00 jerm completely decking a grandma is so fucking funny
It's truly the clip that got me into watching jermas content 😭
You guys…I only really got into Jerma like a good year ago. And watched all the big streams VODs, every damn clip compilation, lore videos about the debt…Little made me scream laugh so much like he (and chat!) does.
Him retiring feels like losing something you just found and immediately meant a lot to you…I wish him, as a person, nothing more than whatever is best for him. But for Jerma985, all I want is to tell him he looks like the yellow M&M today and then watch him lose his mind over a resident evil puzzle.
This is my Unus Annus season 2.
We don’t speak of it, but we do the dance if Italy.
Dw he'll still be streaming, just less often! And in exchange, he's pivoting his time into being involved in the creation of events for other large content creators, meaning more highly produced top tier content. Plus, if you're ever craving more jerma content, I personally recommend watching the old VODs with chat, in chunks to make it more manageable. My personal favorite is probably either the full Seaman stream where he talks to a fish for 11 hours, or maybe the Twitch Detective vod, or the Lifeline (voice command game) VOD, but all of them are a work of art, especially if you sort the youtube vods by most popular to get started
this is also my unus annus season 2
memento mori, my friend
I feel similar... I got into him on July 2022 and very little made me so instantly happy and chased the dark thoughts away. He's so relaxed and non-judgemental and I really needed that energy in my life. That John Crops video series (Jerma Reading Questionable Chat Messages) is one of my favourite things.
I feel better about it now, but at the beginning months of this year, when I realised he was doing his soft retirement, I felt sad and weird 🥴 I miss coming on here every day and seeing something new the clips channel uploaded! I understand it feeling like a loss.
I wish the best for weird internet uncle Jerma
every time i join a community it dies i swear
:O Maybe you're carrying a cursed object @@UJustGotGamed
4:02 the trucker on the other side of the gas station glory-hole
I like how the first clip the civilian stands up and has enough to say thank you ONLY FOR HIM TO BLAST HER ANYWAY
its a shame hes leaving before he can ever play decimate drive, a game entirely dedicated to vehicular manslaughter, his favorite genre of comedy
How is it even possible he’s able to retire with such a huge debt?
He found a loophole via faking his death and moving to south america
Simple. He’s assisting other streamers for large sums of money to pay off the debt. Perhaps he may return once he has payed his debt.
"YURGENSNEEA"
-Jerma 10:27
Come and mop up boys always gets me
Day 111 since Jerma was supposed to post an official retirement message on the Discord answering any questions we may have (this is not a joke)
"A side profile of Red?" - like he's on first name basis with the guy
Oh Zerma… you will be missed
4:50 every time i remember this i almost cry
That clip means so much to me, because this was one of the rare times i was there live, it felt so surreal because i thought i was watching a jerma2nd edit. It was so wildly perfect
sickening how they just let him use the internet...
The jermeconony is in tatters rn
5:38 might be the first time we see Jerma genuinely angry
Like I've never seen the guy genuinely pissed before (WOP from 2009 doesn't count)
It's actually kinda scary
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The “enough slices” was SUCH a well thrown in deep cut oml
Pretty sure this is a bit, like the Jerma is Mad series
Genuine angry Jerma is a very rare thing I presume lmfao
wop from 2009 ? what lore am i missing
He sounds genuinely angry in the “blowjob andy” clip (not in this video but one of my favorites)
In all honesty, the retirement makes me omegasad but i understand his decision and wish Jerma nothing but the best!
He won't come back?..
@@Orphiclovthe feds finally caught him 😢
He'll come back! Just not as regularly as before. More so focused on his job at Offbrand!@@Orphiclov
It’s a soft retirement but yeah i’m sad
@@bigcooltony437 soft retirement my ass this guys already in the home. 1 stream a month lmao
WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN RETIREMENT I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST BECOMING LESS FREQUENT
soft retirement but streams have been getting delayed so much it might at well be, our last hope is the elden ring dlc
0:20 Honestly that was the lady's fault, not Jerma's, popping out in the middle of a firefight like that and expecting NOT to get shot
I love the kind of jerma clips where he just stops for a second in silence or horror realizing what he's just done will be in the internet forever
i hope he's having fun at the farm
im happy jerm is taking it easy cause he deserves it. His chat and most of his fans are awful and genuinely do not deserve him.
Started watching jerna this week! Funny guy! That clip of him murdering that zombie with a brick is making me reminisce. Always great to be able to relate to my favorite streamer 🙏😇
i love you jerma clips
I wish I could’ve found you earlier, you seem like an awesome streamer, too bad I was shrouded in (basically) a nuclear bunker from the internet until around 3 years ago. I’m glad I’ve discovered you though!
I'm not jerma! Just a fan. Awesome guy though... I think.
This man IS JERMA.
Don’t let him fool you; it’s how he gets new victims.
@@JermaClips oh... dang it..
some rather rare clips in these, appreciate it!
I sure hope there's some Drew Crew representation in this video, Mr. Clips. jermaWalk
uhh 🏃♂️💨
HIS *_WHAT_*
Jerma falling for arboks camo is actually unbelivable
he was so proud to predict the burnt cheese
2:12 that reminds me of that really brutal scene in pans labyrinth oml 😭😭
I miss my father (Jerma)
Jerma after watching a guy get shot in the back of the head: *WHEEZE*
Man, all these titles have me so worried that I’m going to be in disbelief when he actually *does* retire lol.
Bro he streamed 2 times in Feb :( maybe 3 now
@@wntriam That doesn’t really count as a retirement, though. He’s always been about streaming just whenever he wants.
didnt he even say hes not quitting streaming altogether, it's just more of a side hobby that he does every once in awhile now rather than being a more prominent thing
@@Technilogica2019 Exactly. I’m sure he’d let everyone know when he is *seriously* considering retirement.
forgot to show the part where the jerma face was burned into the tv while their parents were watching the weather and they took a picture hiding on the stairs
Noooo😭 I was locked into college since like November I ain’t know he retired until now
I’m happy for him but I’m bitter I missed so much😭
Soft retirement. He still streams, he just streams all the activities that his caretakers at the nursing home prepare for him. He did a puzzle last stream.
He also only streams like once every 2 months
Realest title
This is the only montage that encapsulates Jerma's personality. Stupid, unhinged and funny.
He can't retire. He still owe us like 3 million gift subs!
no more brain rot jerma moments :((((
Guy guys guys, Bro needs a BREAK. LET HIM COOK!
im sure that mac and cheese stream is coming any day now
Jerma? I forgot that grampa streamer existed, he RETIRED.
(I am 100% Copium)
I need jerma back. Life without a semi-regular jerma upload has driven me mad
hello jerma clips comments it’s ball fart again !!!!!!!!!!! my brother got a new dog recently but it attacked me quite badly !!!!!!!!! :( i have bites and bruises all over !!!!!!!!!!!!! :0 he had to send the little man back as he needs more training but i’m sure he’ll be a wonderful little guy when he grows up !!!!!!!!! other than that i have no big news i don’t think !!!!!! :) i’m going out with my brother soon for his birthday so i shall see u all later !!!!!!!!! i hope ur having a wonderful day !!!!!!!!!! :3
good story
fake story but i love you
@@lewis7909 i have the bruises to prove it i swear !!!!!! i could show it on my twitter if u would like but i promise i would never lie !!!!!!!!! :(
real story and i love you
Hey ball fart !!! I hope the dog will be less bitey in the future!! I’ve been really bored recently because I read the whole of Dungeon Meshi in a day XD it was amazing!!! I don’t know loads about what sort of things you like but I think you would like it if you haven’t already read it :3 anyway hope you have a good time with your brother and a good week!!!
Jerma's retirement is like Schrodinger's cat, if we don't speak about it, it doesn't exist.
I miss jerma
spongwbob
Cool thanks for reminding me he's retiring... Gonna go zerk off and cry..
its so strange for a routine you follow almost to the dot to end so suddenly. i hope jerma's happy, and healthy, but i dont know what to do now lol
I think we should all mass unsub until JERMA caves to our demands of more streams
HIS WHAT?!
😥
Bros short hair retired at worst ☠️☠️‼️‼️
2:39 is this emesis blue
I assure you, your efforts over the years have been highly appreciated, but he really needed to be stopped :(
Thanks for sharing the copium mr clipper 😭
Does anyone know the name for the second game?
I want to know this more than I want jerma to release my mother from the cage he locked her in last week
The House of the Dead: Remake
Jerma reminds me of Patrick Bateman
wait what has he officially said hes retiring??
he’s only soft retiring
okay. but. what is actual retirement status.
Wait wait did he actually retire? 😭
I know he's working with offbrand but is he actually done streaming?
man i can't wait for jerma 986, this one SUCKED
Wait !
Jerma is real !?
Wait he's retiring??? Didn't he literally do a puzzle on stream a couple days ago????
he retired wdym
Yeah, that's his idea of retirement
Hes not really retiring tho, hes just streaming not as often
I have yt premium so I can't tell, is no clip channel monetized? Good on you guys but I feel like jerma wouldn't care if you were
I believe most are, I am
JERMA IS RETIRING???? WTF
soft retirement but streams have been getting delayed so much it might at well be, our last hope is the elden ring dlc
Jerma clippers will have to transition into being vtuber clippers at this rate.
Wait jerma retired?
Huh, he retired?
Kinda but not really
@@Elisei_ I see. Looked it up, even sociopaths need a break it seems
Hes 40 year old hes not even old enough to retire. It's just a phase
Hopefully thos compilation helps keep the cockroaches and bed bugs placated. They always get antsy when he doesnt stream...
'the jerma clip channels are making no money' bro all those channels do is take clips of someone else being funny