For we know when we sin, when we are at fault, yet we corrupt our spirit and let it rot away at us from the inside like a cancer until we are a degenerate husk with no regrets or remorse. I know when my time comes, if there are greater pastures, I will be damned.
him laughing and saying "oh you actually did it" really shows how he doesn't expect his mods to listen to him at all, which makes me wonder if mods just have to guess whether they should actually do anything
@@itshel2677that was pretty weird, they got automodded and then right after they must have decided to ban them right after jerma was laughing over their message? lmao
i love how half of the time he says it like hes disciplining his children "i want them to sit there and think about it" hes putting chat in the naughty corner fr😭😭
yesterday i had a dream i met jerma when i was a little kid. he popped my balloon and laughed in my face for about a minute before scurrying away like a goblin.
PART 2 (This video.): "Windows, you idiot." 0:00 = Timeout for 1 second. >House Flipper 2< "That's a reddit take." 0:07 = Ban for at least 10 seconds. >Clone Drone in the Danger Zone< "This game sucks." 0:18 = Ban for 5 minutes. >Frog Detective 2< "Stand still." 0:26 = -Timeout for 1 hour.- Timeout for 5 minutes. >Breath of the Wild< "Can you play Terraria?" 0:39 = Ban for 10 minutes. >WWE 2k20< "Jerma, please apologize for timing me out for 10 minutes." 0:48 = Meant to time out chatter for 1 minute in Pre-stream for suggestion Destiny 2 PvP. >DELTARUNE Chapter 2< "I thought the gladiator yelling was boring, but you managed to outdo yourself." 1:18 = -Timeout for 1 hour.- (By his own hands, he says.) Timeout for 72 days instead; After 10 minutes, reverse the ban. >Doodle God< "Jerma, your character is too short. They have to be at least 6-" (He cuts himself off.) 1:56 = -Ban for at least 45 minutes.- Ban for at least 10 minutes. >Sims 2< "Jerma, I want to make a formal apology..." (Too long to quote.) 2:05 = (Was timed out for 20 minutes before said comment.) Now timed out for 40 minutes. >Slime Rancher< "Bro, you look like Count Chocula." 2:26 = -Ban for an hour.- Revoked because he thinks its cool. >Team Fortress 2< "Skill issue." 2:36 = Ban for 1 hour >???< "Jerma, you should be the imposter and kill everyone next round." 2:49 = Ban for 1 hour. >Lethal Company< "Can we please get a 'zoinks'?" 2:55 = Ban for 1 hour. >Breath of the Wild< "Feeding Frenzy 2: Shipwreck showdown waiting room" 3:23 = Ban for 1 day. >RUclipsrs Life 2< /Someone told him to do something funny.\ 3:45 = Ban for 1 day. >Elden Ring< "Zzz" 4:23 = Ban for 1 day. >Browser quiz: Disney Karaoke< "You sound insane." 4:39 = Ban for 1 day; then mod for 1 week. >Kingsway< "Why is he bad at every game?" 4:43 = Ban for 25 hours. (So he has a full day and an extra hour to understand what he said to Jerma.) >Hotel R'n'R< /Presumably a comment on his beard. (Which he took as an insult to his hair, I think?)\ 4:55 = Ban for 3 days. >Just Chatting? (Not too sure.)< "Do you have shoes on? If you do, buckle them." 5:05 = Timeout for 4 days, then write a paragraph explaining how sorry they are; Then let them back. >House Flipper 2< "You're literally just bad." 5:16 = 'Literally' getting banned for 5 days. >Elden Ring< "Did you at least eat the booger?" 5:24 = -Timeout for a few days.- Ban for 1 week. >Dark and Darker< "Are you the 'sus guy'?" 5:40 = Ban for at least 1 week. >Pre-Stream< "I'm rooting for the other team. You suck." 5:49 = Ban for indefinite amount of time. >The Eternal Cylinder< /Having an issue with one of his choices.\ 6:29 = Ban for indefinite amount of time. >Elden Ring< "Oh, you bought shadowlands.(?)" 7:03 = Ban for indefinite amount of time. >House Flipper< "[Can you] aim?" (I'm not sure if this is right.) 7:26 = Ban for indefinite amount of time. >Pikmin 2< /Suggestions or direct commands from chatters.\ 7:47 = Ban for indefinite amount of time. >House Flipper< /If people continue to be mean.\ 8:04 = Timeout for 1 year. >Later Alligator< /Someone called him stupid\ 8:19 = (Requested Pokelawls to ban someone in his chat for calling him [Jerma] stupid.) >Team Fortress 2< "Drink more." 8:36 = Ban for indefinite amount of time. >Nancy Drew; it's a bit relating to part of the game.< "You're still here? lol." 8:43 = Ban for indefinite amount of time. >Jump King< "Bro, this looks like gas station food." 8:51 = Ban for indefinite amount of time. >Just Chatting; Watching Infomercials< "Sourdough is number 1." 9:16 = Timeout for indefinite amount of time. >Just Chatting; Bread Tier List< "Just spit on it." 9:34 = Ban for indefinite amount of time. >Resident Evil Village< "How come you look 40 from that angle?" 9:44 = Ban for indefinite amount of time. >Steelrising< "Can you shoutout the Yankees real quick?" 9:47 = Ban for indefinite amount of time. >Papa's Freezeria< "I bet a 3 day ban you don't make it." 10:01 = Jerma lost the bet, resulting in no ban for the chatter. >Elden Ring< "If you beat this boss first try, you have to make me a mod; If you lose, I get permabanned." 10:26 = Automatically permabans him, already under the assumption that he (and ster) will lose. >Ember Knights< "Can you beat the game already, this is pain. Also, please permanently ban me." 10:36 = Did not ban him. (Sentenced him to have a good time.) >Elden Ring< "Ban me if I'm wrong; I bet you can't do a perfect wolf howl on stream right now." 11:04 = Permanent ban. (His wolf howl was indeed, very good.) >Gas Station Simulator< (I honestly have no clue who he's talking about. I might have just missed it.) 11:21 = Ban for life. >End of the Stream< "Be funny." 11:48 = Ban for life. >High Rollers Casino< "Jerma you're so stupid" 11:52 = -Ban for life.- VIP for 10 minutes. >Robocop 1 (Bootleg NES game.)< "Cry me a river, smallfoot." 12:01 = Ban for life. >Halls of Torment< "Bloodborne is uglier." 12:30 = Ban for life. >Just Chatting? (Not too sure about this one either.)< "Gremlins 2 sucks." 12:36 = Ban for indefinite amount of time. >BRB screen.< /Someone was implying that Gotcha force is bad (A sentiment Jerma disagrees with).\ 12:55 = Permanent ban. > /Etalyx makes a joke about those that have been banned from Jerma's channel.\ 13:23 = I chuckled. >Resident Evil 6< PART 2 TOTAL: Total Ban Time: 26 Days, 4 Hours, 25 Minutes and 10 Seconds. (0:48, 1:18, & 2:05 are up to personal interpretation as I found them to be biased and up to personal interpretation.) Total Timeout Time:1 Year, 4 Days, 45 Minutes and 1 Second. Total Permanent/Indefinite/Lifetime Bans & Timeouts: 21 (20 Bans & 1 Timeout. I didn't count 8:19 because that seemed a bit off and inaccurate to do so.) The Question marks in-between the >< are games I didn't know the identity of. If you know the game, found any errors, or just small corrections you'd like me to make, please say something so I can go back and edit this. And mars/patternfinders, if you want the stat sheet for Part 1, then make a comment. I don't know if you want me to post the Part 1 stats on that vid, or just dump them both on this video.
@@patternfinders (Yeah, it did take forever lol.) PART 1: *Among Us sightings* 0:00 = 1 minute ban. >Wheel of Fortune< "Scream already." 0:06 = "Ban that guy for... as long as it takes for them to understand what they did wrong." ("Probably 2 minutes," according to Jerma.) >PAC-MAN WORLD Re-PAC< "2k Andy" 0:19 = Ban for a few minutes. (No definitive time frame. Given implications and time-related definitions, I'll say 3-6 minutes.) >Pre-Stream< "He hotboxes with his farts." 0:37 = -Timeout for 2 minutes.- Timeout for 1 minute. >???< "How did the burp taste?" 1:00 = Ban for 5 minutes. >???< "Why are you getting worse?" 1:04 = Ban for 5 minutes. >Elden Ring< "Bomb launch yourself." 1:21 = Timeout for 5 minutes. >Breath of the Wild< "The red bar represents your health." 1:33 = Ban for 5 minutes. >Elden Ring< "Jerma, I used the potty all by my self." 1:37 = Timeout for 5 minutes. >???< "Damn a rifle would be pretty good here." 1:41 = -Ban for 5 minutes.- Ban for 6 minutes. >???< "There's a secret if you drop down." 1:48 = Ban for 10 minutes. >???< "Is this a sex game?" 1:56 = Ban for 10 minutes. >???< "Microphone? More like micro-penis." 2:00 = Ban for 10 minutes. >???< "Your feet aren't on camera, you're on your tippy toes." 2:05 = -Ban for 1 hour.- -Timed out for 1 full hour, then reduced by 50 minutes.- Timeout for 10 minutes. >Just Chatting; going over Dollhouse backstage photos?< "Actually insane." = 2:18 Ban for 1 hour. >Just chatting; Jerma Christmas Special< "We can hear the poop wine." 2:25 = Ban for 1 hour. >Pre-Stream< "How did that take you 24 minutes?" 2:31 = Ban for 1 hour. >Breath of the Wild< "This games got some bugs in it." 2:36 = Timeout for 1 hour. >Webbed< "This is making me irrationally angry." 2:43 = Timeout for 1 hour. >Q REMASTERED< "Boo, you stink. Actually lost OMEGALUL" 3:06 = -Ban them.- -Mod them.- -Ban them.- -Mod them.- -Mod them twice.- -VIP them.- -Delete their account.- -Ban them.- Mod them again. >???< "I came here for Monkey Ball, not Monkey Bitch." 3:16 = -Timeout for 10 minutes.- At least a 5 minute quiet period. >Super Monkey Ball< "Blowjob Andy" 3:30 = Banned for at least 30 minutes. >Mon Bazou< "Amongustanium" 3:47 = -"Actually ban that person forever."- At least 15 minute ban. >Slime Rancher< "ResidentSleeper" 4:07 = -Timeout (No given time frame).- "I don't want to ever see them ever again. I never want to see them in this chat EVER AGAIN. Until tomorrow, then they can come back." (Jerma means tomorrow in goldfish years, so "maybe 10 minutes" according to him.) >Sorcery!< "Fart Andy" 4:31= Permanent ban. >???< "Isn't your birthday hobbit day?" 4:39 = -Permanent ban.- -Unban them.- Timed out for 10 seconds. >???< "4 by 5 is fine for you." 4:50 = -Permanent ban... for an hour.- Reduce their sentence by 55 minutes; And leave them a stern message. >House Flipper< "Are you 5'4?" 5:02 = Ban for at least 1 full day. >Hylics< "This is your worst stream 10/10." 5:09 = Ban for 1 day. >PAC-MAN WORLD Re-PAC< "Dude, you used to be good. What happened?" 5:25 = Ban for 700 days. (Equivalent to 1 year, 11 months and 5 days) >MultiVersus< "Why are you so serious? Be funny, not serious." 5:33 = Ban for 700 years. >???< "Who cares?" 5:43 = Never wants to see their name again. "If I see it again, I'm gonna fuckin- I'm gonna throw- I'm just throwing up thinking about that person." >Saints Row 2< "Stop being such a sussy baka." 5:52 = Ban the person and their entire family. >Resident Evil 6< PART 1 TOTAL: Total Ban Time: 701 Years, 11 Months, 7 Days, 4 Hours, and 44 Minutes. (Pretty sure this is wrong by a few days or seconds, give or take.) Total Timeout Time: 2 Hours, 31 Minutes, and 19 Seconds. (Almost certain this is correct.) Total Bans: 1 (You can interpret 0:19 & 3:06 as you like, but I don't count them as a statistic; they're just based on personal inference.)
The Count Chocula one was like watching a Roman Emperor do the thumbs up thumbs down thing except instead of gladiators he has a colosseum full of clowns.
I remember he was playing spore and someone in chat made an oneyplays reference saying “Rule 5 of improv, if you cant think of something funny just say the word bones” and he got actually offended and timed them out for a day lol
I mean I wouldn’t want to be shown rpf to me either. I wouldn’t perma ban but you’d be banned for a few days at least. Though that’s more because I didn’t want to see that shit than I thought you might have wrote it.
tbh sharing a wattpad link on its own deserves a perma ban, sharing a wattpad link of a fanfiction in which they are shipped with another person deserves jail time. that shit is embarrassing
![Jerma Streams [with Chat] - Star Wars Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/t28l1crtaN8/mqdefault.jpg)
ban that guy for a day and then mod them for a week is so funny to me for some reason
"teach a man to fish" type beat
@@user-ik7vm1kt6qfire a man today to prepare him for his promotion tomorow
forced labor
@@sum11111 LMAO
The real question is was he actually modded
the guy that apologized and got timed out for longer 😭
apologising shows that you knew what you were doing was wrong, but did it anyway. I never apologise and neither should you
@@snarkycommenthere9027but do you do stuff that's wrong knowingly?
@@Nukle0n yes absolutely that's the thing I'm pure evil
@@snarkycommenthere9027menace
For we know when we sin, when we are at fault, yet we corrupt our spirit and let it rot away at us from the inside like a cancer until we are a degenerate husk with no regrets or remorse. I know when my time comes, if there are greater pastures, I will be damned.
him laughing and saying "oh you actually did it" really shows how he doesn't expect his mods to listen to him at all, which makes me wonder if mods just have to guess whether they should actually do anything
I mean, I still don't understand why ballfondler got banned
Well judging by these clips half his mods are guys that got banned permanently for ten seconds and then modded
@@itshel2677that was pretty weird, they got automodded and then right after they must have decided to ban them right after jerma was laughing over their message? lmao
The Streamer Who Cried Ban
He doesn’t realise his power
I love how he goes from “time that person out for 7 zillion years” to “okay time that person out for 10 seconds”
There are two types of jerma bans:
"Ban that guy for AT LEAST 10 seconds and then mod him."
"Ban that guy for 700 years."
the way he says an insane amount of time, starts to feel bad and just makes it 10 minutes is perfect
oh to be satirically but still literally banned by jerma
i love how half of the time he says it like hes disciplining his children "i want them to sit there and think about it" hes putting chat in the naughty corner fr😭😭
Truly sustitute teacher behavior
I like how at 2:43 he made up a guy to get mad at and it triggered the “ban that guy”
Bro really tried to get him to play destiny 2
Bro deserved the hour ban not gonna lie
i like how jerma didn't even explain further, just "you want me to play destiny 2 pvp"
not even just destiny 2, but destiny 2 pvp
10:56 has the same energy as "FUCK YOU! i hope your family has a NICE christmas!"
He's DRUNK with POWER
Bruh you should see Nick eh 30 💀
I’ve never been in a Jerma live chat before but now it’s a life goal to be so funny that im part of “ban that guy” guys
Ban that guy clips are possibly the most underrated ones
The ones where he bans some one to heal his recently bruised ego are funny every single time.
I love how vindictive he gets about banning them until it actually happens and then he clearly feels guilty about it 😂 hes too nice to be a nazi mod
I just found part 1 yesterday not knowing it was uploaded 6 months ago. Truly blessed
Same, I just subbed yesterday.
I love how he says a longer ban then immediately lowers it
ban for 72 days
yesterday i had a dream i met jerma when i was a little kid. he popped my balloon and laughed in my face for about a minute before scurrying away like a goblin.
Greedy Grinner
That wasn't a dream, dude, he really did that
i like how the bans get progressively more intense as the video goes on
PART 2 (This video.):
"Windows, you idiot." 0:00 = Timeout for 1 second. >House Flipper 2<
"That's a reddit take." 0:07 = Ban for at least 10 seconds. >Clone Drone in the Danger Zone<
"This game sucks." 0:18 = Ban for 5 minutes. >Frog Detective 2<
"Stand still." 0:26 = -Timeout for 1 hour.- Timeout for 5 minutes. >Breath of the Wild<
"Can you play Terraria?" 0:39 = Ban for 10 minutes. >WWE 2k20<
"Jerma, please apologize for timing me out for 10 minutes." 0:48 = Meant to time out chatter for 1 minute in Pre-stream for suggestion Destiny 2 PvP. >DELTARUNE Chapter 2<
"I thought the gladiator yelling was boring, but you managed to outdo yourself." 1:18 = -Timeout for 1 hour.- (By his own hands, he says.) Timeout for 72 days instead; After 10 minutes, reverse the ban. >Doodle God<
"Jerma, your character is too short. They have to be at least 6-" (He cuts himself off.) 1:56 = -Ban for at least 45 minutes.- Ban for at least 10 minutes. >Sims 2<
"Jerma, I want to make a formal apology..." (Too long to quote.) 2:05 = (Was timed out for 20 minutes before said comment.) Now timed out for 40 minutes. >Slime Rancher<
"Bro, you look like Count Chocula." 2:26 = -Ban for an hour.- Revoked because he thinks its cool. >Team Fortress 2<
"Skill issue." 2:36 = Ban for 1 hour >???<
"Jerma, you should be the imposter and kill everyone next round." 2:49 = Ban for 1 hour. >Lethal Company<
"Can we please get a 'zoinks'?" 2:55 = Ban for 1 hour. >Breath of the Wild<
"Feeding Frenzy 2: Shipwreck showdown waiting room" 3:23 = Ban for 1 day. >RUclipsrs Life 2<
/Someone told him to do something funny.\ 3:45 = Ban for 1 day. >Elden Ring<
"Zzz" 4:23 = Ban for 1 day. >Browser quiz: Disney Karaoke<
"You sound insane." 4:39 = Ban for 1 day; then mod for 1 week. >Kingsway<
"Why is he bad at every game?" 4:43 = Ban for 25 hours. (So he has a full day and an extra hour to understand what he said to Jerma.) >Hotel R'n'R<
/Presumably a comment on his beard. (Which he took as an insult to his hair, I think?)\ 4:55 = Ban for 3 days. >Just Chatting? (Not too sure.)<
"Do you have shoes on? If you do, buckle them." 5:05 = Timeout for 4 days, then write a paragraph explaining how sorry they are; Then let them back. >House Flipper 2<
"You're literally just bad." 5:16 = 'Literally' getting banned for 5 days. >Elden Ring<
"Did you at least eat the booger?" 5:24 = -Timeout for a few days.- Ban for 1 week. >Dark and Darker<
"Are you the 'sus guy'?" 5:40 = Ban for at least 1 week. >Pre-Stream<
"I'm rooting for the other team. You suck." 5:49 = Ban for indefinite amount of time. >The Eternal Cylinder<
/Having an issue with one of his choices.\ 6:29 = Ban for indefinite amount of time. >Elden Ring<
"Oh, you bought shadowlands.(?)" 7:03 = Ban for indefinite amount of time. >House Flipper<
"[Can you] aim?" (I'm not sure if this is right.) 7:26 = Ban for indefinite amount of time. >Pikmin 2<
/Suggestions or direct commands from chatters.\ 7:47 = Ban for indefinite amount of time. >House Flipper<
/If people continue to be mean.\ 8:04 = Timeout for 1 year. >Later Alligator<
/Someone called him stupid\ 8:19 = (Requested Pokelawls to ban someone in his chat for calling him [Jerma] stupid.) >Team Fortress 2<
"Drink more." 8:36 = Ban for indefinite amount of time. >Nancy Drew; it's a bit relating to part of the game.<
"You're still here? lol." 8:43 = Ban for indefinite amount of time. >Jump King<
"Bro, this looks like gas station food." 8:51 = Ban for indefinite amount of time. >Just Chatting; Watching Infomercials<
"Sourdough is number 1." 9:16 = Timeout for indefinite amount of time. >Just Chatting; Bread Tier List<
"Just spit on it." 9:34 = Ban for indefinite amount of time. >Resident Evil Village<
"How come you look 40 from that angle?" 9:44 = Ban for indefinite amount of time. >Steelrising<
"Can you shoutout the Yankees real quick?" 9:47 = Ban for indefinite amount of time. >Papa's Freezeria<
"I bet a 3 day ban you don't make it." 10:01 = Jerma lost the bet, resulting in no ban for the chatter. >Elden Ring<
"If you beat this boss first try, you have to make me a mod; If you lose, I get permabanned." 10:26 = Automatically permabans him, already under the assumption that he (and ster) will lose. >Ember Knights<
"Can you beat the game already, this is pain. Also, please permanently ban me." 10:36 = Did not ban him. (Sentenced him to have a good time.) >Elden Ring<
"Ban me if I'm wrong; I bet you can't do a perfect wolf howl on stream right now." 11:04 = Permanent ban. (His wolf howl was indeed, very good.) >Gas Station Simulator<
(I honestly have no clue who he's talking about. I might have just missed it.) 11:21 = Ban for life. >End of the Stream<
"Be funny." 11:48 = Ban for life. >High Rollers Casino<
"Jerma you're so stupid" 11:52 = -Ban for life.- VIP for 10 minutes. >Robocop 1 (Bootleg NES game.)<
"Cry me a river, smallfoot." 12:01 = Ban for life. >Halls of Torment<
"Bloodborne is uglier." 12:30 = Ban for life. >Just Chatting? (Not too sure about this one either.)<
"Gremlins 2 sucks." 12:36 = Ban for indefinite amount of time. >BRB screen.<
/Someone was implying that Gotcha force is bad (A sentiment Jerma disagrees with).\ 12:55 = Permanent ban. >
/Etalyx makes a joke about those that have been banned from Jerma's channel.\ 13:23 = I chuckled. >Resident Evil 6<
PART 2 TOTAL:
Total Ban Time: 26 Days, 4 Hours, 25 Minutes and 10 Seconds. (0:48, 1:18, & 2:05 are up to personal interpretation as I found them to be biased and up to personal interpretation.)
Total Timeout Time:1 Year, 4 Days, 45 Minutes and 1 Second.
Total Permanent/Indefinite/Lifetime Bans & Timeouts: 21 (20 Bans & 1 Timeout. I didn't count 8:19 because that seemed a bit off and inaccurate to do so.)
The Question marks in-between the >< are games I didn't know the identity of.
If you know the game, found any errors, or just small corrections you'd like me to make, please say something so I can go back and edit this.
And mars/patternfinders, if you want the stat sheet for Part 1, then make a comment. I don't know if you want me to post the Part 1 stats on that vid, or just dump them both on this video.
omg this must've taken forever i appreciate the effort
and yeah of course post the part 1 stats too if you want!!
@@patternfinders
(Yeah, it did take forever lol.)
PART 1:
*Among Us sightings* 0:00 = 1 minute ban. >Wheel of Fortune<
"Scream already." 0:06 = "Ban that guy for... as long as it takes for them to understand what they did wrong." ("Probably 2 minutes," according to Jerma.) >PAC-MAN WORLD Re-PAC<
"2k Andy" 0:19 = Ban for a few minutes. (No definitive time frame. Given implications and time-related definitions, I'll say 3-6 minutes.) >Pre-Stream<
"He hotboxes with his farts." 0:37 = -Timeout for 2 minutes.- Timeout for 1 minute. >???<
"How did the burp taste?" 1:00 = Ban for 5 minutes. >???<
"Why are you getting worse?" 1:04 = Ban for 5 minutes. >Elden Ring<
"Bomb launch yourself." 1:21 = Timeout for 5 minutes. >Breath of the Wild<
"The red bar represents your health." 1:33 = Ban for 5 minutes. >Elden Ring<
"Jerma, I used the potty all by my self." 1:37 = Timeout for 5 minutes. >???<
"Damn a rifle would be pretty good here." 1:41 = -Ban for 5 minutes.- Ban for 6 minutes. >???<
"There's a secret if you drop down." 1:48 = Ban for 10 minutes. >???<
"Is this a sex game?" 1:56 = Ban for 10 minutes. >???<
"Microphone? More like micro-penis." 2:00 = Ban for 10 minutes. >???<
"Your feet aren't on camera, you're on your tippy toes." 2:05 = -Ban for 1 hour.- -Timed out for 1 full hour, then reduced by 50 minutes.- Timeout for 10 minutes. >Just Chatting; going over Dollhouse backstage photos?<
"Actually insane." = 2:18 Ban for 1 hour. >Just chatting; Jerma Christmas Special<
"We can hear the poop wine." 2:25 = Ban for 1 hour. >Pre-Stream<
"How did that take you 24 minutes?" 2:31 = Ban for 1 hour. >Breath of the Wild<
"This games got some bugs in it." 2:36 = Timeout for 1 hour. >Webbed<
"This is making me irrationally angry." 2:43 = Timeout for 1 hour. >Q REMASTERED<
"Boo, you stink. Actually lost OMEGALUL" 3:06 = -Ban them.- -Mod them.- -Ban them.- -Mod them.- -Mod them twice.- -VIP them.- -Delete their account.- -Ban them.- Mod them again. >???<
"I came here for Monkey Ball, not Monkey Bitch." 3:16 = -Timeout for 10 minutes.- At least a 5 minute quiet period. >Super Monkey Ball<
"Blowjob Andy" 3:30 = Banned for at least 30 minutes. >Mon Bazou<
"Amongustanium" 3:47 = -"Actually ban that person forever."- At least 15 minute ban. >Slime Rancher<
"ResidentSleeper" 4:07 = -Timeout (No given time frame).- "I don't want to ever see them ever again. I never want to see them in this chat EVER AGAIN. Until tomorrow, then they can come back." (Jerma means tomorrow in goldfish years, so "maybe 10 minutes" according to him.) >Sorcery!<
"Fart Andy" 4:31= Permanent ban. >???<
"Isn't your birthday hobbit day?" 4:39 = -Permanent ban.- -Unban them.- Timed out for 10 seconds. >???<
"4 by 5 is fine for you." 4:50 = -Permanent ban... for an hour.- Reduce their sentence by 55 minutes; And leave them a stern message. >House Flipper<
"Are you 5'4?" 5:02 = Ban for at least 1 full day. >Hylics<
"This is your worst stream 10/10." 5:09 = Ban for 1 day. >PAC-MAN WORLD Re-PAC<
"Dude, you used to be good. What happened?" 5:25 = Ban for 700 days. (Equivalent to 1 year, 11 months and 5 days) >MultiVersus<
"Why are you so serious? Be funny, not serious." 5:33 = Ban for 700 years. >???<
"Who cares?" 5:43 = Never wants to see their name again. "If I see it again, I'm gonna fuckin- I'm gonna throw- I'm just throwing up thinking about that person." >Saints Row 2<
"Stop being such a sussy baka." 5:52 = Ban the person and their entire family. >Resident Evil 6<
PART 1 TOTAL:
Total Ban Time: 701 Years, 11 Months, 7 Days, 4 Hours, and 44 Minutes. (Pretty sure this is wrong by a few days or seconds, give or take.)
Total Timeout Time: 2 Hours, 31 Minutes, and 19 Seconds. (Almost certain this is correct.)
Total Bans: 1
(You can interpret 0:19 & 3:06 as you like, but I don't count them as a statistic; they're just based on personal inference.)
dude youre a legend for this
The one at 13:23 is resident evil 6 and it was etalyx making the joke
"Mods ban that guy for [x] minutes, I want that guy gone for at LEAST [
“I’ll remember you..” 😂
5:05 this one is so funny for some reason I’m just imagining the pointiest fucking leprechaun shoes
I just discovered jerma like a couple weeks ago and this dude is so fuckin funny🤣the way he interacts with chat is great😭
what i wouldn't give to experience jerma for the first time again... youre so lucky
It never seemed overdone for me when i watched his streams so seeing such a large *second* compilation is amazing. Truly the best internet clown.
Sourdough is number one, Jeremy, you coward.
i know, they got banned for being right
it isnt number 1 but its very good i think jeremy has a skill issue
Jerma’s going through his corruption arc in this one…
this tyrant needs to be stopped
Jerma literally gollum’d himself into banning the skill issue guy
This video helped me calm down before sleep, thank you
His temper is as short as he is
Saw the first one for the first time today. What interesting timing!
2:43
The classic **makes a guy up** ”ban that guy” combo
0:39 Jeremy has lost any and all respect he had previously accrued.
He just wants you to know what youve done, go sit in the corner
I love how he just comes up with a random interval of time every time
I love that sometimes there’s a genuinely mean comment amongst the jokes and playful ribbing
Someone said that Jerma sounds like the mad king who commands someone to get beheaded
The Count Chocula one was like watching a Roman Emperor do the thumbs up thumbs down thing except instead of gladiators he has a colosseum full of clowns.
i feel like being banned by jerma is the same honor as being sent to get beheaded by the king himself except you get to do it again
"[insert generic roast here]"
You just made me lost my will to live ban that guy for 3 nanoseconds
"How long is 600 sec? Oh shit"
That's like the perfect Jerma quote. 😂
5:48 He should've said "You're banned if we lose." To make the guy root for their team.
I love when he makes it a huge ban out of anger and then scales it back
5:05 something about "if you do, buckle 'em" is so funny to me and I can't explain why
I wish you put chat in these so I can see them go omegalul and D: every time he bans someone
Jermas lowtiergod is showing
watching this after i got permabanned for sharing a watt pad fanfic i found of jerma x micheal o’hara…
why would you do that
I feel like being Jerma’s mod is like you just have to guess on everything. What is law? What is justice?
9:34 Hawk Tua
4:40 the best one
thank you for another part
He’s such a tyrant lmao
I love how he always says the words "ban that person for (x time)" and with the exact same tone, even though the clips are from many different days
LETS GOO PART 2!
11:04 Perfect wolf howl.
2:04 is one of my faves
3:35 absolute psychopath
Never ask a woman her age
a man his salary
Jerma to play Destiny 2 pvp
Banning for a year ❤
I genuinely can't tell if he is being serious with half of these bans. Psychopath behavior.
PSYCHO STREAMER HAS GONE MAD WITH POWER
Jerma...
i can’t explain it but he looks like a spider-man movie villain at 4:56
Stalin985 😭
Literally 1984
I wish jerma was real
*Are you the sus guy???* 😂🤣🤣
This will never get old
11:55 is hilarious 😂😂😂
He wanted his own impression banned
The guy who told him to play Crucible in D2 shoulda been perma-banned, do you know what that's like? It's actual torture
Jerma
All of his viewers got banned (he is still popular, they are just waiting to be unbanned)
I remember he was playing spore and someone in chat made an oneyplays reference saying “Rule 5 of improv, if you cant think of something funny just say the word bones” and he got actually offended and timed them out for a day lol
8:36 I thought that was "Somebody's been that person" until this video
Being a mod for Jerma has to be confusing at times
what a tyrannical psychopath.
Destiny 2, ban until reincarnation
DarkJeremy.
tyrant andy
12:03 anyone know the name of this game?
what a tyrant
A pleasure to be banned by Jerma… am I banned now!?
MOOOOOORE GIVE US MOOOOOORE
Based comp
I hope, in his last stream, he bans all of us
10:27 whats the game in this clip...
nvm its ember knights
Why is this so funny wtf
😂
5:24
The buckle 'em joke is beautiful
0:56
I got banned permanently for sharing a wattpad fanfic about jerma x micheal o’hara I found 😭😭😭😭 it’s not like I wrote it but this one guy was sooo mad
I mean I wouldn’t want to be shown rpf to me either. I wouldn’t perma ban but you’d be banned for a few days at least. Though that’s more because I didn’t want to see that shit than I thought you might have wrote it.
@@fritzy8318 as another jerma mod I would ban myself from the stream for at least two weeks after that
tbh sharing a wattpad link on its own deserves a perma ban, sharing a wattpad link of a fanfiction in which they are shipped with another person deserves jail time. that shit is embarrassing
Gee, I wonder why
You deserve irl jail time
What’s the game with the deer arm floaties? It looked cute
it's frog detective!
@ thank you!
Hes worse than WingsOfRedemption!!!!! /s
I love how he does this as a joke, but there are streamers *ahem dsp* who actually treat thier audience like this
such a freak
He's such a freak 🤪 when he knows what he wants 🥵
Destiny 2 pvp was a valid ban