I literally just recorded my screen for like 14 minutes why does this video have almost half a million views?!?!?!?! here are some better jerma releated content you should watch instead: The Jerma Dollhouse is a Theatrical Masterpiece ruclips.net/video/QATYRRopsDA/видео.html&ab_channel=MackenzieDavenport Jerma Laughing at Vehicle Accidents Supercut [FINALE] ruclips.net/video/1MtKzZ8PzH8/видео.html&ab_channel=Samuel ZAP THE OLD MAN! | Jerma Sorcery Tribute ruclips.net/video/j_0bSExMgkQ/видео.html&ab_channel=DrMasaki Highly Trained Professional - Jerma VR Games Stream Recap ruclips.net/video/K1LIaUEBr4k/видео.html&ab_channel=Cheltie
i have adhd (so does jerma) and listening to really loud noises for longer than a few seconds makes me cry uncontrollably so i think he's just trying not to lose it askjdsfdmgofhklgj
He recently said he has an unknown condition that causes him pain in the chest area and it even makes it hard for him to laugh since it hurts so much so that might be it
Putting the bit into context makes it amazing. Imagine being at the gym and some jacked dude walks up to you and is like “ay yo you need a spot?” And you’re like “sure” and then you hear faintly from his earbuds the sound of someone screaming in anguish while shitting like a mad man.
Yeah this is one of the funniest Jerma bits. Kind of annoying how a lot of people seem to think he's laughing just because funny fart noises. "35 YEAR OLD MAN LITERALLY LAUGHING AT FARTS LUL"
@@halolime117 Don't you know context matters? It's fucking ear-piercingly loud and he's imagining someone who goes to the gym and listens to this as their workout music. You don't have to find that funny, but that's why he finds it funny, not just because of haha poot
@@coolkatmehrfth i've been going through some stuff recently and had a good long laugh at this and i treasure that so i'll have to watch more of him :)
I love when Jerma invents a bit and then proceeds to unravel that bit like it’s the stupidest idea he’s ever heard and he can’t fathom why anyone would ever come up with such a ridiculous joke
at the end the way he is crying doesnt look like a "laughing til crying" kind of face, it looks more like a family member just died and he was informed when he planned to visit them that day, which i guess is a reasonable reaction.
9:13 When he actually manages to pull it off it's way funnier cause you can hear the screaming and farting in his ears and it's so perfect to imagine the scene
I CANT GET OVER THE FACT THAT A GUY WOULD BE LISTENING TO FART "MUSIC" WHILE TRYING TO HELP A GUY LIFT WEIGHTS OR LISTENING TO SCREAMING/CRYING COMPLETELY SERIOUS AND IT JUST BEING COMPLETELY NORMAL TO THEM IM DYING
It's like wearing cat ear headbands without ever acknowledging it. Ignoring something unnatural is always going to be a a strange experience. Especially because someone deliberately chose to do something strange and then act like it was a normal thing that everybody does and therefore does not need recognition.
I hate how just a stupid fart joke turns into multi-layered meta humor. You're laughing at it cause it's funny, then you're at laughing at yourself for laughing at it, then you're laughing at jerma for laughing at it, then your laughing because you're imagining the scenario jerma's describing, then you're laughing at him for trying to describe this scenario while cry-laughing at screaming and fart noises.
@@fancydeeldo I state a fact and you tell me I need to do better things with my life after you went to watch a "fart joke" which you knew you wouldn't enjoy, just to go and tell others "meanwhile, this is objectively not funny cause it's a fart joke". People can like and watch other things, comedy and entertainment are subjective. However, this wasn't even a fart joke at all. He's laughing not because "farts are funny" but because it is blasting into his ears at 100 decibels mixed with how ridiculous the situation would be if it were real. You don't have to find that funny, but you have to label it how it actually is. Oh, and get a hobby like you said, cause when you disagree with others on the internet, they suddenly fail to have lives.
Seriously thought I was gonna pass out from laughing so hard. Just something so infectious with Jerma breaking down like that. "I was laughing too hard, too fast" is right.
the visual of a jock absolutely losing his composure and bawlling uncontrollably whilst trying to be so casual is so fucking funny. tears are rolling down his face, his voice is shaky and you hear shitting and screaming through his earbuds and the only thing he can muster up is "hEy MaANn i sEe you're... You're having trouble on the.... oN the... _cries"_
You somehow made this bit even funnier. The jock is wearing these awful cheap plastic crap headphones with the open speakers and it's turned up REALLY loud, like everyone in a 10 meter radius can hear it but to him it's not even that loud so he doesn't realize and he's walking around working out and shit and no one is brave enough to confront him about it.
here from an edit someone made of this to make it look like jerma is deaf and had his hearing restored and is talking to his family with hearing for the first time
We put the family dog down recently so I've been really sad for a long time and I hadn't been able to laugh but this made me laugh really hard. Thanks man :)
I know mang won’t believe this but I know someone, I’ve known them since 10th-11th grade and I’m in college now, and in gym class when we were doing our warmup laps around the gym, all we had to do was walk. This kid SPRINTED every damn day, went above and beyond the laps needed too. I shit you not, SHIT YOU NOT, he listened to Vietnam war sounds whenever he was running around the gym. Every time he’d zip past you and you’d just hear heavy breathing and fast mumbling in gibberish. It was funny as fuck. He’s a cool kid though, he got bullied a bit because people didn’t really understand that he was more special needs. He’s one of those people who are really fucking weird when you don’t know them, but if you sit down and talk with them, and their ADHD cools down, you get to know so much about them. This kid has ADHD/Autism down to the T, and I remember one time I had a long conversation with him during one of our classes, he was telling me all his interests and everything. I’m just happy he’s in college now, the same college too, I’m just happy society gave him a chance.
A coworker asked me what I was laughing to and the best I could say in the middle of my destruction: "A beautifully strange man on the internet named Jeremy"
as someone new to jerma this is much funnier than it has any right to be, i'm honestly not sure what part of it i'm laughing at but it fucking broke me
I was really confused at first by how many people in the comments section didn’t seem to get the joke, but then I realised that I have simply become accustomed to this sort of thing from years of watching Jerma, and that to most people this video is actually really fucking weird. Now I feel like I’m part of a weird internet cult and honestly it’s a pretty good feeling.
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I literally just recorded my screen for like 14 minutes why does this video have almost half a million views?!?!?!?!
here are some better jerma releated content you should watch instead:
The Jerma Dollhouse is a Theatrical Masterpiece
ruclips.net/video/QATYRRopsDA/видео.html&ab_channel=MackenzieDavenport
Jerma Laughing at Vehicle Accidents Supercut [FINALE]
ruclips.net/video/1MtKzZ8PzH8/видео.html&ab_channel=Samuel
ZAP THE OLD MAN! | Jerma Sorcery Tribute
ruclips.net/video/j_0bSExMgkQ/видео.html&ab_channel=DrMasaki
Highly Trained Professional - Jerma VR Games Stream Recap
ruclips.net/video/K1LIaUEBr4k/видео.html&ab_channel=Cheltie
Every archivist deserves to be praised for witnessing the birth of christ.
@@eyewai because jerma's official version doesnt have chat, its easier for mobile viewers to see vids with chat too
cus farts are funny
Jerma looks like he has a curse where he loses one year off his lifespan every time he laughs, and he's trying desperately not to.
Panzer Man Is that why he just cries sometimes?
i have adhd (so does jerma) and listening to really loud noises for longer than a few seconds makes me cry uncontrollably so i think he's just trying not to lose it askjdsfdmgofhklgj
maple huh, I have adhd too. Sometimes if I get over stimulated I guess I get like that. Didn’t know jerm had adhd the more ya know
He recently said he has an unknown condition that causes him pain in the chest area and it even makes it hard for him to laugh since it hurts so much so that might be it
Really hope he does come back at 100%, so the man can laugh as hard as he wants to
**in the font of "live, laugh, love"**
Fart
Scream
Cry
Not gonna lie imagining that in the medics accent has left me giggling like a child.
@@itsalwaysboppinbrother5924 Same LMAO
𝒻𝒶𝓇𝓉
𝓈𝒸𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓂
𝒸𝓇𝓎
Putting the bit into context makes it amazing. Imagine being at the gym and some jacked dude walks up to you and is like “ay yo you need a spot?” And you’re like “sure” and then you hear faintly from his earbuds the sound of someone screaming in anguish while shitting like a mad man.
Yeah this is one of the funniest Jerma bits. Kind of annoying how a lot of people seem to think he's laughing just because funny fart noises. "35 YEAR OLD MAN LITERALLY LAUGHING AT FARTS LUL"
I think the fact he was doing this bit for 10 minutes makes it funnier
@@RockEsper he's litteraly laughing because of loud fart noises don't even try to make it seem s i c k
Will Middleton 13:40
@@halolime117 Don't you know context matters? It's fucking ear-piercingly loud and he's imagining someone who goes to the gym and listens to this as their workout music. You don't have to find that funny, but that's why he finds it funny, not just because of haha poot
It’s so cute seeing Jerma practice talking to his crush at the gym.
Too bad he keeps farting uncontrollably
@@letmeshowumypkmn I, too, fart and scream uncontrollably at immense decibals while talking to my crush.
He has a wife
@@HD9S yeah hopefully she'll never see him practicing to talk to his crush like this
mindedlobster Jokes
Jerma attempts to help you lift weights at the gym and has a mental breakdown ( ASMR )
my favorite chat comments:
"i catn stop shitting
*Mood*
i catn stop shitting
Mines “you cant do it”
mines ''J''
Shidding and laffing
Obligatory “this is someone’s first experience with Jerma”
i'm the someone
Magic 8 Bird With this being your first time being exposed to Jerma, could you talk about your experience?
@@coolkatmehrfth i've been going through some stuff recently and had a good long laugh at this and i treasure that so i'll have to watch more of him :)
This isn't my first experience but it's the first time I thought it was funny
this is me right now. never seen this man in my life
Imagine being in the gym and this madman walks up
absolute chad
I'm grabbing the gun already.
*braaaappp*
*AAAARRGGGHRHHGH*
Hey bro, need a spotter?
pants down, instantly.
looks like you're having trouble with your weights
I love when Jerma invents a bit and then proceeds to unravel that bit like it’s the stupidest idea he’s ever heard and he can’t fathom why anyone would ever come up with such a ridiculous joke
13:10
The timing of the hand wave and fart noise is priceless
IT IS
Holy shit
The fart bender
Fart bender andy
at the end the way he is crying doesnt look like a "laughing til crying" kind of face, it looks more like a family member just died and he was informed when he planned to visit them that day, which i guess is a reasonable reaction.
its so funny, whenever jerma laughs himself to tears it just looks like he's actually devastated
SnottyToe69 I would be sad to if my humor fell to laughing at farts but then again look at me on this video
hes always devastated
He has ADHD so it probably did legit bother his brain just right.
Hold up bro, before I spot you I gotta get my "public domain scream and fart mixtape" pumpin.
Hold up bro, this part always gets me. *SNIFFLES*
the funniest part is when you faintly hear the fart noises coming out of his ear buds
Especially when it’s a short one
this is what the original bit was about
Yeah man thats sort of what the entire joke is
9:13
When he actually manages to pull it off it's way funnier cause you can hear the screaming and farting in his ears and it's so perfect to imagine the scene
Most i've ever laughed in one video thank you for blessing me with this
LazyPurple Oh shit it’s you
How it feels to play pirate spy
how it feels to shit yourself
Holy shit it’s you
cool
Jerma rocking back and forth as he desperately tries to stay in character is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
Imagining this happening in the gym really reminds me of an impractical jokers bit
Imagine joe wearing enormous headphones walking up to you and 5 seconds you hear a fart noise with someone screaming coming out of the headphones
it's a cute doodle!!
@@RecruitMeat Joe peepee poopood all over the gym, making him tonight's loser.
HAHAHAHAHA
@jinjergeistwould honestly be an amazing episode??? How strange a crossover that is and yet it works
This man's laughter is magical.
i read that as "this manslaughter is magical"
@@shoco462 oh sheeeet
237 likes!
Your reward is a naked lady in a bathtub!
@@shoco462 I read it as maniacal
Daryl Powell Rich Evan’s is to.
I CANT GET OVER THE FACT THAT A GUY WOULD BE LISTENING TO FART "MUSIC" WHILE TRYING TO HELP A GUY LIFT WEIGHTS OR LISTENING TO SCREAMING/CRYING COMPLETELY SERIOUS AND IT JUST BEING COMPLETELY NORMAL TO THEM IM DYING
the fact that he's also playing the music so loudly that everybody can hear him is even funnier
@@letsgofishing5238 Ikr, this video will always be golden xD
It's like wearing cat ear headbands without ever acknowledging it. Ignoring something unnatural is always going to be a a strange experience. Especially because someone deliberately chose to do something strange and then act like it was a normal thing that everybody does and therefore does not need recognition.
@@aymuhspunj Chad behaviour
I hate how just a stupid fart joke turns into multi-layered meta humor. You're laughing at it cause it's funny, then you're at laughing at yourself for laughing at it, then you're laughing at jerma for laughing at it, then your laughing because you're imagining the scenario jerma's describing, then you're laughing at him for trying to describe this scenario while cry-laughing at screaming and fart noises.
meanwhile some people think fart jokes aren't funny
This is why jerma jokes are my favourite.
@@fancydeeldo It isn't a fart joke
@@blarghwagurder get a hobby
@@fancydeeldo I state a fact and you tell me I need to do better things with my life after you went to watch a "fart joke" which you knew you wouldn't enjoy, just to go and tell others "meanwhile, this is objectively not funny cause it's a fart joke". People can like and watch other things, comedy and entertainment are subjective. However, this wasn't even a fart joke at all. He's laughing not because "farts are funny" but because it is blasting into his ears at 100 decibels mixed with how ridiculous the situation would be if it were real. You don't have to find that funny, but you have to label it how it actually is. Oh, and get a hobby like you said, cause when you disagree with others on the internet, they suddenly fail to have lives.
I cannot believe he really recovered and can hear again. What a story.
Oh my god that short was so fucking funny.
"Jerma: Screaming and Farting" should be the name of his comedy special
His autobiography
Crying and Screaming and Farting
@@LolaTheGardevoir and throwing up in his mom's bed
Idk why but I started dying when he drank from his mug with a J on it and the whole chat spammed J
I laughed so much it actually hurt my face. I have no idea why but Jerma makes me laugh like no ther
Nothing stretches out the tendons quite like Jerma.
Have you heard the tale of Vargskelethor the wise?
Crapcom Joel comes close
Vargskelethor and wise? You have to pick one dude, you can't have both.
@@M-1996A1 well.... ruclips.net/video/k_BOQNwtF5E/видео.html
The more he laughs, the older his face gets
He goes from young hip streamer to Willem Dafoe right quick.
@@superbigtime That's what happens when your pushing 40
@@Uhg56 isn't he like 43 or something?
@@hedged-valley1148 Yup I should have said pushing 50, would have more accurate.
@@hedged-valley1148 I believe he is somewhere around 33-35
_shidded and farded_
xcmodev SHITTING and FARTING
NoPills 4Jed shidddin n farddin
learnt
Ahroura Faggoli ruclips.net/video/hLaLCZpnboY/видео.html
Also probably don’t do a RUclips search of the phrase “shitting and farting”... regret...
NoPills 4Jed big shid
I understood 0% of this and have no regrets.
I watch this in VR when I work out so I can pretend I'm with him
is anyone interested in a dating sim where u pick one of countless charming characters from the Jermiverse
Yes
Ye
YES
yes
as long as there are graphic zex zcenes
never realized how blue his eyes were
13:41 guys he dont do that usually
I think the fact of imagining someone listening to this at the gym made this so much funnier lol
Local streamer gives himself tinnitus listening to fart sound effects
that poor chat member who was stabbing themselves with their sewing needle bc they couldn't stop laughing
imagine joining a random streamer and you see him crying to screaming and farting
Seriously thought I was gonna pass out from laughing so hard. Just something so infectious with Jerma breaking down like that. "I was laughing too hard, too fast" is right.
Joaquin Phoenix would’ve been proud
Bubba_Is_Watchin hello Biker
Biker we gotta go back to miami there making 3 now hahahahahhahahahhahaah ahhhh im sad now
@@MikasMeme don't give me hope
the visual of a jock absolutely losing his composure and bawlling uncontrollably whilst trying to be so casual is so fucking funny. tears are rolling down his face, his voice is shaky and you hear shitting and screaming through his earbuds and the only thing he can muster up is "hEy MaANn i sEe you're... You're having trouble on the.... oN the... _cries"_
I think the trick he didn't think about is that shitty headphones can be quiet to you and loud to anyone around you.
You somehow made this bit even funnier. The jock is wearing these awful cheap plastic crap headphones with the open speakers and it's turned up REALLY loud, like everyone in a 10 meter radius can hear it but to him it's not even that loud so he doesn't realize and he's walking around working out and shit and no one is brave enough to confront him about it.
Possibly the most chaotic title on youtube
13:11 Why did that sync up so well with his hand movements lmfao
I'm feeling so nervous because I don't lift at all
it's the direct eye contact for me
every Jerma clip is so surreal, I feel a deep sense of belonging now
here from an edit someone made of this to make it look like jerma is deaf and had his hearing restored and is talking to his family with hearing for the first time
Still can't believe redditors are so fucking stupid they were unironically falling for that. God that made my day.
He's LIKE a victim in a horror movie at the end, just red-faced and weeping while waving his arms say "No, no NO!"
This guy vaguely looks like my highschool film teacher now I can’t picture him the same dear god this is gold
He could be. He was a sub once, so it isn't out of the realm of possibility ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@suprfr3ak oh no
So let me get this straight, he's listening to incredibly loud shitting noises whilst trying to roleplay talking to a jock in a gym?
Fallout boy isn’t a scream and fart compilation?
deltarune fan spotted
bet
jerma develops a fart fetish, circa 2019.
people really be forgetting Dark Souls 3 On Stream "chocolate surprise" smh
BRRAAAAAAPPP
We're just gonna pretend he didn't start laughing until the girl screams came on
12:43 That quick grin/glance to the camera internally yelling *"oh no I'm about to lose it"* xD
That is the funniest thing I've ever seen
It is for Jeremy too.
Jeremy too.
Jeremy too.
Jeremy two
Ｊｅｒｅｍｙ ２
Imagine being the guy who never watched a Jerma stream before but had heard good things about him.and then joins in on this.
Me clicking on this legitimately
“Hey bro, nice package”
It’s always when the screaming starts that I lose my entire mind lol like that first faint scream at 10:22 breaks me down lmao
the "no! nO! NO! D':" (13:13) part always gets me
*Jerma walks up to the jock wiftin weights at the gym*
Jerma: Give me the shock jock jock shock me
I laughed so hard I taste blood in the back of my throat thanks
imagine you're just surfing twitch, and you come across jerma as a new viewer. This is what you first hear and see 13:04
I can't believe it's been 3 years since this legendary bit.
A Masterclass in acting with Jeremy Elbertson, Internet Superstar
i love when jerma showed the mug with a J on it for a split second and the chat is instantly overflowed w people spamming J
13:11 That audio-hand sync is god like, specially Nurgle.
This is literally the best out of context video i've ever seen.
Wheezing in my bed with tears rolling down my face as he starts to play both at the same time
"It's just people screaming and farting"................Is it HALLOWEEN FARTS?! SPOOKY FARTS! THE WET ONES?!
Jerma is literally cursed by every member of this community to be portrayed as a psycho to everyone that stumbles across him and I'm all for it
Man struggles with pseudobulbar affect while trying to pretend that he is a guy at the gym.
We put the family dog down recently so I've been really sad for a long time and I hadn't been able to laugh but this made me laugh really hard. Thanks man :)
Yo did you pick it back up tho
You doing any better now?
@@richy5978 holy shit
I hope your dog comes back
@@maxxkarales64 He's sitting in a lil glass container behind me rn
I held out for quite a while. That bit at the end.. farting and screaming at the same time.. yea I'm crying too. Jesus :D
This entire bit was way too much. I was in tears with Jerma the entire 15 minutes
The fact this is 15 minutes long
14 minutes and 29 seconds
That name is questionable
I know mang won’t believe this but I know someone, I’ve known them since 10th-11th grade and I’m in college now, and in gym class when we were doing our warmup laps around the gym, all we had to do was walk.
This kid SPRINTED every damn day, went above and beyond the laps needed too. I shit you not, SHIT YOU NOT, he listened to Vietnam war sounds whenever he was running around the gym.
Every time he’d zip past you and you’d just hear heavy breathing and fast mumbling in gibberish. It was funny as fuck. He’s a cool kid though, he got bullied a bit because people didn’t really understand that he was more special needs.
He’s one of those people who are really fucking weird when you don’t know them, but if you sit down and talk with them, and their ADHD cools down, you get to know so much about them.
This kid has ADHD/Autism down to the T, and I remember one time I had a long conversation with him during one of our classes, he was telling me all his interests and everything. I’m just happy he’s in college now, the same college too, I’m just happy society gave him a chance.
That moment when he played both tracks at the same time and pulled out the earphones for the stream to hear. Rofl I'm fucking dead!
Palevampyr96 unknowingly broke this man with a single message.
Why wouldn’t you type the message in your comment
I want to see the message
Oh good God this video destroyed me. I was absolutely not ready for this to come on autoplay while at work in my headphones
If only the boss asked what you were listening to.
A coworker asked me what I was laughing to and the best I could say in the middle of my destruction:
"A beautifully strange man on the internet named Jeremy"
9:10 peaceful meditation
The Ultimate Comedy would be if he slightly deafened himself for this bit.
fellas is it gay to blast shid fard at the gym
as someone new to jerma this is much funnier than it has any right to be, i'm honestly not sure what part of it i'm laughing at but it fucking broke me
have definitely considered doing this bit for real at the gym
why does he look like my biology teacher except just a tiny bit more unhinged
Jerma could kinda look like a jock if he wasn't 5"6
he kinda has a chad face ngl
Dude did you not see him when he was younger he was a hunk
Hazztech literally the Boston Basher
*5"2
He's a compact chad
Imagine you just want to watch someone stream your favorite game and you walk in on this
What is "extreme content", what does that mean?
this video
Coffee, cheetos, and chicken.
First scene just tits everywhere
Lieselotte Aya best comment
ONLY REAL JERMA FANS REMEMBER
Im watching this while eating my lunch i know what im getting into
This is the best bit of his. It's hysterical. I return to it over and over and I die each time.
jerma clips like these are better with no chat, as i like to imagine him performing this for absolutely no one
+2
7:00
14:05
"Kim is such a lucky woman, my god."
Lmao
I've never laughed like that before, I started choking at the end and thought i was actually going to die. God Jerma is fucking great
Poor Jeremy gave himself tinnitus for a bit
If I met Jeremy at the gym, I would be super happy cause he's really funny and I like watching his streams
until he offers to spot you and ends up laying on top of you
I was really confused at first by how many people in the comments section didn’t seem to get the joke, but then I realised that I have simply become accustomed to this sort of thing from years of watching Jerma, and that to most people this video is actually really fucking weird.
Now I feel like I’m part of a weird internet cult and honestly it’s a pretty good feeling.
2020 will be a scary year
God how did you know??
he was right
Well I guess coronavirus took that to heart.
Still is
Fuck u
Jerma is an honorable man.
3:58 that stern strong direct eye contact😩😩
His blue eyes kills
*ITS ALL TOILET SOUNDS*
Everyone should be able to be themselves, except people who listen to farting and screaming while exercising