Jerma's Red Dead Meltdown

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  • Опубликовано: 11 дек 2024

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  • @Raggmunk81
    @Raggmunk81 2 года назад +11812

    You missed the final punchline when he played it on Playstation and the console turned the game off because his internet was too bad.

    • @jeremy985clips3
      @jeremy985clips3  2 года назад +2059

      Saving it up for a rainy day

    • @juntoringo
      @juntoringo 2 года назад +867

      @@jeremy985clips3 we’re drowning in rain, throw us this lifeline

    • @Platitudinous9000
      @Platitudinous9000 2 года назад +472

      "game streaming is the future!"

    • @xavierbenitez1071
      @xavierbenitez1071 2 года назад +161

      @@jeremy985clips3 currently in a thunderstorm

    • @Sky_darts
      @Sky_darts 2 года назад +90

      @@jeremy985clips3 the storm is approaching me

  • @genericusername8632
    @genericusername8632 2 года назад +10129

    "Anyone can go insane with just one bad day"
    This was Jerma's bad day

    • @ianmainline3030
      @ianmainline3030 2 года назад +291

      This is going to be his tenth joker arc this week

    • @Kazuhira2249
      @Kazuhira2249 2 года назад +50

      this was the beginning of the sus guy persona

    • @franciasii2435
      @franciasii2435 2 года назад +35

      Who's jerma?
      You're not talking about that famous internet persona of Jeremy Scoutson known as 'The Sus Guy', are you?

    • @Matt_19-89
      @Matt_19-89 2 года назад +12

      The killing xBox game

    • @dawavve
      @dawavve 2 года назад +5

      so this is why he's like this

  • @Appleguy
    @Appleguy 2 года назад +8800

    You can tell he's mad because the Boston accent leaks through

    • @naenae669
      @naenae669 2 года назад +418

      Jerma is scout confirmed 😱😱😱

    • @reinieden2379
      @reinieden2379 2 года назад +29

      Relatable

    • @NotoriousTim
      @NotoriousTim 2 года назад +120

      Is he actually from Boston? I thought Star said something about Jerma lying about that.

    • @reinieden2379
      @reinieden2379 2 года назад +123

      @@NotoriousTim yeah he is

    • @ghostpants7344
      @ghostpants7344 2 года назад +198

      @@NotoriousTim yeah he’s actually from Ohio

  • @whytide.
    @whytide. 2 года назад +6269

    "I JUST WANNA STREAM RED DEAD REDEM- *offline* " got me

  • @lagspike7763
    @lagspike7763 2 года назад +8106

    “I screamed in the car I SCREAMED I SCREAMED”
    OK DEAR GOD JERMA I BELIEVE YOU

    • @sheeperskipps
      @sheeperskipps 2 года назад +72

      felt the same wAY

    • @derpdud
      @derpdud 2 года назад +177

      i just imagine that one jesse scene from breaking bad

    • @TheRealityWarper08
      @TheRealityWarper08 2 года назад +89

      @@derpdud
      "HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!"

    • @mellowmelly9258
      @mellowmelly9258 2 года назад +29

      LISTEN TO MY VOICE

    • @badfitz66
      @badfitz66 2 года назад +48

      imagining Jerma driving home from Walmart like Jesse when he escaped the nazi compound at the end of breaking bad

  • @brando847
    @brando847 2 года назад +4060

    i love that the blue screens seemed to happened right as he’s about to go nuclear

    • @justhere4637
      @justhere4637 Год назад +39

      ​@MrShitPantTO ASH AND DUST.

    • @maxdos404
      @maxdos404 Год назад +19

      Jerma is Soldier boy

    • @TheBloodyMatey
      @TheBloodyMatey 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@justhere4637I WIPE MY ASS AND I SLAP MY NUTS

    • @crackedemerald4930
      @crackedemerald4930 11 месяцев назад +25

      The console got scared

    • @justhere4637
      @justhere4637 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@crackedemerald4930 Of Jerma.

  • @ratpatterson8953
    @ratpatterson8953 2 года назад +1965

    i love how he opens skate 3 in frustration

  • @venussdani5714
    @venussdani5714 2 года назад +7680

    i've actually never seen him this unironically angry like i felt the anger emenating from this video

    • @jeg312
      @jeg312 2 года назад +98

      looked angrier in the elden ring malenia fight

    • @ZillaYT.
      @ZillaYT. 2 года назад +77

      Have you watched his first sims 4 stream?

    • @Reac2
      @Reac2 2 года назад +286

      Jerma is currently in your room. You have 985 seconds left. Good luck

    • @volnartheunforgiving3952
      @volnartheunforgiving3952 2 года назад +132

      Guys, his previous game rage might have been a bit more apparently dramatic, but this was like the most frustrating series of events he could possibly experience, the rage in this video overall is probably higher than any of his other rage, and he describes being purple faced and screaming
      This is also the only time I can remember where he physically damages a device out of anger

    • @TheGudboi
      @TheGudboi 2 года назад +74

      @@volnartheunforgiving3952 The Simpsons Hit and Run stream definitely sounded like he fucked up a controller lmao

  • @Creature665
    @Creature665 2 года назад +4318

    This is the epitome of "just one of those days"
    Poor little fella

    • @peterprime2140
      @peterprime2140 2 года назад +64

      Emphasis on the "little".

    • @jacoblebold8462
      @jacoblebold8462 2 года назад +77

      You think he’s a poor little fella? You don’t want to know what that man did to the last guy that called him that.

    • @Ozone946
      @Ozone946 2 года назад +48

      The day he became the joker

    • @theobell2002
      @theobell2002 2 года назад +27

      Poor -little- compact fella

    • @Ozone946
      @Ozone946 2 года назад +21

      @@theobell2002 cost efficient*

  • @deathbyslipknot
    @deathbyslipknot 11 месяцев назад +893

    The amount of hoops megacorporations make you jump through to ensure you're not pirating decade old abandonware

    • @Ryu1ify
      @Ryu1ify 8 месяцев назад +66

      They gotta protect their bottom line somehow, you know?

    • @abnormalitiesinreality6649
      @abnormalitiesinreality6649 4 месяца назад +50

      this was literally a disk reader problem, my Series x did this same thing bc the console uses the SAME MF DISC DRIVE HARDWARE AS THE XBOX ONE DISC DRIVE. I literally gutted my XSX console and put it my old working XBOX ONE disc drive and i could play physical games again

    • @spookzer16
      @spookzer16 4 месяца назад

      ​@@abnormalitiesinreality6649 He used a code.

    • @aoqia
      @aoqia 4 месяца назад

      @@abnormalitiesinreality6649 In Jerma's case, he purchased it digitally using a code that was redeemed. No disc.

    • @nate9948
      @nate9948 4 месяца назад +10

      It’s stupid easy to pirate RDR I’m enjoying it on Xenia emulator right now

  • @benschannel9065
    @benschannel9065 2 года назад +7545

    The fact that his system bluescreened mid-rant as if his technology doesn't want to give him the light of day. Honestly Jerma's comedic timing as a streamer is insane. Even when he doesn't intend it to be a bit it's like the universe sets him up for a good punchline.

    • @dirkloyd6018
      @dirkloyd6018 2 года назад +70

      a punchline like ali's right cross.

    • @Noah-lj2sg
      @Noah-lj2sg 2 года назад +55

      He's the main character (I love watching him)

    • @ratleygoo-eaters7097
      @ratleygoo-eaters7097 2 года назад +105

      i think jerma was a court jester in a past life

    • @raelimperialaerosolkid
      @raelimperialaerosolkid 2 года назад +12

      I wanna stream Red Dead Redem-

    • @olzhas1one755
      @olzhas1one755 2 года назад +27

      And then it blue-screens A SECOND TIME

  • @mysteriousmrocd8384
    @mysteriousmrocd8384 2 года назад +1523

    I adore how he refers to his fans as “the people” like a politician

  • @JaxontheOkay
    @JaxontheOkay 2 года назад +666

    RIGHT before he goes ballistic, his stream crashes. the universe had a sick sense of humor that day

    • @Mario583a
      @Mario583a 2 года назад +11

      Even Windows was tired of him being all flustered.

    • @jaysefgames1155
      @jaysefgames1155 11 месяцев назад +2

      I hate this Windows Vista tonight
      Blue screens
      and I've hated this Windows Vista all my life
      crashes

  • @Cheldeo
    @Cheldeo 2 года назад +1150

    I like to imagine the blue screen moments is just Stanley pressing the skip button on the narrator jerma

    • @ZephyrUltimate_
      @ZephyrUltimate_ 2 года назад +24

      That’s horrifyingly relatable

    • @thecreatorofpc7929
      @thecreatorofpc7929 2 года назад +16

      Thats the same exact thing i thought of, it’s basically the same thing.

    • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
      @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 2 года назад +45

      @@thecreatorofpc7929 "I was speaking for so long after that I just told you the whole story!"

  • @slof69
    @slof69 2 года назад +2747

    man i love owning physical copies of stuff that CANT connect to the internet

    • @UnsoughtLyric
      @UnsoughtLyric 2 года назад +36

      Low hanging fruit comment

    • @Mark6O9
      @Mark6O9 2 года назад +84

      PVZ Garden Warfare

    • @hazyworld8626
      @hazyworld8626 2 года назад +93

      Shit, I have a rule where if a game is online only, I'm not getting a physical copy of it.

    • @malmalspur
      @malmalspur 2 года назад +149

      @@UnsoughtLyric Low hanging fruit reply

    • @sinphy
      @sinphy 2 года назад

      @@malmalspur low hanging balls

  • @Dannyboi115
    @Dannyboi115 2 года назад +2355

    Jerma can’t even have normal technical difficulties. Greatest streamer “alive”

    • @magusperde365
      @magusperde365 2 года назад +71

      He did not seem like a living human being when he killed my entire family

    • @arthurmerkulov5904
      @arthurmerkulov5904 2 года назад +36

      @@magusperde365 i'm so sorry to hear that. I don't know what happened to my family, he just took them away and then sent me a mario plushie a year later, THE INVESTIGAITON STOPPED

    • @magusperde365
      @magusperde365 2 года назад +12

      @@arthurmerkulov5904 the cops are too scared of him to do anything...

    • @Gentleman534
      @Gentleman534 2 года назад +5

      @@magusperde365 nah
      They went to prison for him and when the sentence is over he will give them 50 bucks

    • @FinnishCrystal
      @FinnishCrystal 2 года назад +3

      @@arthurmerkulov5904 you might wanna check the insides of the mario plushie...
      You never know if youll find something worse than flesh

  • @volnartheunforgiving3952
    @volnartheunforgiving3952 2 года назад +4498

    I laughed so hard it hurt, this series of events genuinely feels like a skit because it's just so ludicrous how frustrating they were, and the editing made his rage all the more funny
    This video felt so much longer than it is because of how insane it was
    Also maybe because when he's really mad he'll say the same thing like 5 times

    • @DabusDongus
      @DabusDongus 2 года назад +81

      It's incredibly fucking relatable I have shit like this happen to me all the time.

    • @miaou972
      @miaou972 2 года назад +17

      my sides hurt so bad when not the first, but the second bluescreen hit

    • @charlieianzo5513
      @charlieianzo5513 2 года назад +9

      Feels like a segment in a podcast except the other 2 are muted

    • @Ardeact
      @Ardeact 2 года назад +4

      When something goes wrong it's always a chain of events

    • @volnartheunforgiving3952
      @volnartheunforgiving3952 2 года назад +4

      @@Ardeact That logic doesn't quite work unless you count any occurrence as a chain of events since it happened due to the occurences preceding it

  • @loobly
    @loobly 2 года назад +1691

    The fact it bluescreened TWICE is just insane. Jerma was being cursed by every religion that day the fates were DESTINED to make sure he didn't play red dead

    • @loobly
      @loobly 2 года назад +20

      @Nobody ? U ok bud that's a weird keysmash

    • @loobly
      @loobly 2 года назад +26

      @Nobody babe I just post funnies on the internet idk what ur cryptic messages mean

    • @MetricPolygon
      @MetricPolygon 2 года назад +28

      @Nobody jesus christ dude stay in your containment board

    • @JackFrost-hh1nt
      @JackFrost-hh1nt 2 года назад +10

      @Nobody man your power level is showing

    • @TheFlyfly
      @TheFlyfly 2 года назад +2

      @Nobody Hi

  • @paintedpig3021
    @paintedpig3021 2 года назад +2014

    As someone who primarily plays Xbox this was a big problem a few years back, I don't know how many games I bought, downloaded only for the console to say "you need to purchase this product"

    • @lucasraines
      @lucasraines 2 года назад +148

      How did you resolve this? My Xbox one keeps telling me to insert the game disc when the game is in there 😭😭

    • @zera6653
      @zera6653 2 года назад +53

      This never happened to me But I would like to know how you fixed it in case it happens to me

    • @heyepicgamers
      @heyepicgamers 2 года назад +122

      @@lucasraines either disk reader had something wrong with it or just insert the disk again

    • @lucasraines
      @lucasraines 2 года назад +130

      @@heyepicgamers You’re a life saver 😫. I’ll take it to the nerd shop and have them check the disc reader.

    • @PankoBreading
      @PankoBreading 2 года назад +332

      @@lucasraines I never in my life saw someone refer to a repair workshop as a "nerd shop"

  • @Deadpool55223
    @Deadpool55223 2 года назад +825

    I was "blowing air out of my nose" laughing quite a bit watching this but when he loaded up Skate 3 and the Xbox loading screen was going at like 0.5× speed I just lost it

    • @gibustheinfamous
      @gibustheinfamous 11 месяцев назад +19

      "I'm so sad..."

    • @The_Endless_Now
      @The_Endless_Now 11 месяцев назад +5

      There needs to be a word for that.
      *A word that isn't "snort".*

    • @tinycandleman
      @tinycandleman 11 месяцев назад +8

      Actually made me Guffaw

    • @crackedemerald4930
      @crackedemerald4930 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@tinycandlemanwhere the fuck does the guffaw revolution come from? Is it mbamb? Bet it's mbamb

  • @mrfashionguy1
    @mrfashionguy1 2 года назад +576

    A grown man fighing with technology is just the best

  • @PekaCheeki
    @PekaCheeki 2 года назад +778

    i'm genuinely laughing my ass off every time jerma gets RIGHT INTO THE MEAT AND FAT OF HIS MELTDOWN HE JUST FUCKING BLUE SCREENS IMMEDIATELY AND IT CUTS TO BLACK I FUCKING CANT

  • @Mono_Person
    @Mono_Person 2 года назад +382

    Hearing him say he "screamed in the car ride home" then me immediately looking over at the game called screamride was the funniest thing

  • @inferno7623
    @inferno7623 2 года назад +246

    "We have to contact Phil Spencer's personal cell phone to make sure you own the game." this, and his tired voice made me lose it

  • @tinycandleman
    @tinycandleman 11 месяцев назад +55

    This clip is so fucking funny. From how how much he emphasized thst he screamed, to the ridiculous farse-like story, to how many times it crashed.
    The console telling him he couldnt play directly after buying it, the fact that he boots up fucking Skate 3 of all games, fails a trick immediately and INSTANTLY exits to go back to trying Red Dead.
    No comedy movie could ever be as funny as this video.

  • @renatlottiepilled
    @renatlottiepilled 2 года назад +373

    Oh my fucking god he blue screened twice holy shit it's so authentic yet so tragically comedic wtf

  • @smallguy2
    @smallguy2 2 года назад +352

    This is what the final moments of his victims sound like...

  • @vaniloquence
    @vaniloquence 2 года назад +607

    tbh i feel bad for the cashier he had to witness jerma's anger

    • @Crazy_2100
      @Crazy_2100 2 года назад +175

      Witness somewhat implies he survived that encounter

    • @egorsdeimos3523
      @egorsdeimos3523 2 года назад +56

      @@Crazy_2100 he died from his injuries shortly after, he was my co-worker

    • @AuroraIceFlame
      @AuroraIceFlame Год назад +6

      If they watched this video I think they’d understand honestly 😂

    • @justhere4637
      @justhere4637 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@egorsdeimos3523run.

    • @Synthulhu
      @Synthulhu 11 месяцев назад +2

      nice pfp

  • @utterlyj1277
    @utterlyj1277 2 года назад +225

    The fact that he somehow caused the Xbox graphic to lag fucking sent me holy shit

  • @siimad2988
    @siimad2988 2 года назад +189

    jerma screamed, this was made apparent by the sentences
    "im screaming, i screamed in the car ride home",
    "screaming in the car, i screamed in the car, fucking screaming"
    the repeated usage of the word "screaming" explicitly state to the listener that jerma screamed

    • @justhere4637
      @justhere4637 Год назад +7

      The type of essay in english I would Have to write in Secondary (high) school, which is called a college for some reason.

    • @PsychorGames
      @PsychorGames 10 месяцев назад +3

      Yeah the writing in this season wasn't the best.

  • @bogo_
    @bogo_ 2 года назад +605

    i actually feel bad for him

  • @petemcgee
    @petemcgee 2 года назад +155

    jeremy literally has the oldest xbox known to man like the dude playing UNO

  • @gorgnof
    @gorgnof 2 года назад +525

    DERANGED streamer buys MULTIPLE copies of same game only to SCREAM in CAR on way home then BRUTALLY executing Xbox LIVE in front of THOUSANDS

  • @gaiusjuliuscaesar9296
    @gaiusjuliuscaesar9296 2 года назад +217

    I love his "dumbass" voice with the extra-thick Boston accent

    • @CGFillertext
      @CGFillertext 11 месяцев назад +17

      “Credit cahds”

  • @csyrup
    @csyrup 2 года назад +390

    still one of my favorite jerma moments, the way he just spirals into being more and more angry

  • @DanteTorn
    @DanteTorn 2 года назад +202

    I feel this in my bones.
    Everyone has "just one of those days" where everything feels like it goes wrong and it just won't stop.

  • @zoqux
    @zoqux 2 года назад +147

    "There's a little bit of dust in that closet, there's SOME SHIT in that closet" that escalated quickly

  • @GartFlart
    @GartFlart 2 года назад +162

    It just gets worse and worse

  • @aval0206
    @aval0206 2 года назад +2529

    you can tell this is pre-cat boy era because he is still BURSTING with anger and testosterone

    • @giganticzombie
      @giganticzombie 2 года назад +205

      WHEN BEIN' A JERMA WAS BEIN' A *REEEEAL MAAAAAN*

    • @sexygirlmax2019
      @sexygirlmax2019 2 года назад +64

      STOP THIS IS SO FUNNY

    • @astral_haze
      @astral_haze 2 года назад +49

      pre what now

    • @exzyyd392
      @exzyyd392 2 года назад +180

      @@astral_haze Before he became king of the junjile

    • @GewelReal
      @GewelReal 2 года назад +51

      @@astral_haze pre come

  • @max_os117x
    @max_os117x 2 года назад +345

    couldn’t forget if i tried. this is likely the most depressing yet most humanizing jerma clip i’ve ever seen, taking you through all of his thought processes which are somehow reasonable, just for you to laugh as you basically watch him cry. so complex yet so relatable, probably one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen online

    • @largestink4414
      @largestink4414 2 года назад +32

      actual jerma cinemacel

    • @JM-dy4ty
      @JM-dy4ty 10 месяцев назад +1

      Depressing? Ok bro

    • @max_os117x
      @max_os117x 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@largestink4414 still have no clue what this means

    • @largestink4414
      @largestink4414 10 месяцев назад

      @@max_os117x peak kino! gosh ! this is so goodcore and epicpilled, maybe eve nbased?

  • @HezrouDhiaga
    @HezrouDhiaga 2 года назад +434

    8:12 had me dying at that perfectly cut scream lmao

  • @Terracosm
    @Terracosm 2 года назад +99

    I started CACKLING when the xbox logo took like 2 minutes to load

  • @doifhg
    @doifhg Год назад +55

    I just realized how funny it is he forgot ulysses s grant and said hugh grant was on the 50

  • @jeksewnoleeray1020
    @jeksewnoleeray1020 2 года назад +113

    2:33 "nobody was there, I'm just sitting there screaming" his subconscious is figuring out that chat is just a figment of his imagination and he's actually sitting alone in a room screaming, actual PSYCHO streamer.

  • @unrequin4805
    @unrequin4805 2 года назад +87

    Angriest I’ve ever heard him
    He even went back to his natural accent

    • @FunkyGhostHD
      @FunkyGhostHD 2 года назад +13

      He doesn't have an "accent", he was getting used to the human vocal cords (and the body in general) at that point and let the previous "Boston Jeremy" character he was practicing slip.

    • @CabinetGremlin
      @CabinetGremlin 2 года назад +5

      @@Empyrean_Enigma can’t have an accent without human vocal cords, which jerma lacks when he doesn’t have a host to feed off of

    • @FunkyGhostHD
      @FunkyGhostHD 2 года назад

      @@Empyrean_Enigma Have a thing against me bub?

  • @Alleralle146
    @Alleralle146 2 года назад +99

    8:12 Perfectly cut "OOH-"
    You can feel the pain in that one

  • @rowanyuh6326
    @rowanyuh6326 11 месяцев назад +94

    I like how he calls Ulysses S. Grant (18th president of the USA on $50 bills) Hugh Grant (British heartthrob actor).

  • @suspicioususer
    @suspicioususer 2 года назад +554

    Its terrifying to think that this man still walks around in free society

    • @ignitedpie
      @ignitedpie 2 года назад +9

      This society is not great with jerma lurking in it.

    • @alexplaysviii6757
      @alexplaysviii6757 2 года назад +6

      "man"

    • @suspicioususer
      @suspicioususer 2 года назад +9

      @@alexplaysviii6757 You're right he's more like some creature that was created in a lab trying to masquerade as human

  • @joeg5192
    @joeg5192 2 года назад +205

    That wasn’t Jerma985 that was Jeremy

  • @NoNo-xh7ru
    @NoNo-xh7ru 2 года назад +184

    1:04 "like most human beings"
    Not that Jerma would know much about being a human being...

  • @T1k1tech
    @T1k1tech 2 года назад +131

    This was like my 3rd Jerma stream a couple years ago and I genuinely thought he was never gonna record again

    • @War-Jac
      @War-Jac 10 месяцев назад +8

      In lore this is the day he decided he was going to retire.

    • @ExtraQuestionableContent
      @ExtraQuestionableContent 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@War-Jac Ever since then he's been replaced by a body double like the Paul is Dead theory

  • @CamperCarl
    @CamperCarl 2 года назад +67

    That monotone voice at the end saying he had to contact phil spencers cellphone fucking killed me im now legally dead in 13 states

  • @DarriusCarter1987
    @DarriusCarter1987 2 года назад +399

    Although this doesn't happen *as* *often* with them changing the way they checked game ownership over the years, it's still a pretty common problem IN 2022. THE CONSOLE NEARLY CAME OUT 10 YEARS AGO. You can't play games you bought on that account if the Xbox your playing on isn't your home Xbox and you're offline, it took them YEARS to be able to buy a 360 or Original Xbox game with Microsoft Credit, their cloud saves barely work and gamepass is so easily exploitable it's insane. It's a lot better now, but God it sucked and Jerma's rage is so justified

    • @8r00K35
      @8r00K35 2 года назад +4

      Gamepass exploitable you say? 👀

    • @DarriusCarter1987
      @DarriusCarter1987 2 года назад +45

      @@8r00K35 Extremely. Every account that hasn't had Game Pass ultimate before can buy 1 month for $1, a huge difference from the $15 for a month. So, you can just make a new account, buy Game Pass Ultimate for $1 and Xbox is designed to where when you have that account signed in, all other accounts that you're playing on, while the GamePass account is still signed in, also has access to GamePass Ultimate. Or it's even simpler if you're not currently gamesharing with someone and you can just make the Xbox you're playing on the GamePass account's home Xbox, and you won't even need to he constantly signed into it. Hell sometimes Xbox says fuck it and fucks everything up, I just did this exploit this last week, realizing the potential, and I haven't made it the GamePass account home Xbox or anything but Xbox has fuckin glitched and now I just have GamePass on my main account, without keeping the other singed in, and still gamesharing with my friend. People have said that they've even had GamePass for a year without paying for it. It's insane.

    • @X2011racer
      @X2011racer 2 года назад +3

      It's back to how it was before on Xbox Series. Xbox One is currently unaffected.

    • @thebudfather9835
      @thebudfather9835 2 года назад +1

      @@DarriusCarter1987 fr it use to be way worse lol before covid I gotta 3 month trial and it let me keep game pass for about 10 months until I finally got a email saying my trial was ending soon. shit like this happened almost every time they released the 3 month trial for me, but I think they just switched it to one trial for each account now

    • @buttnuttz6119
      @buttnuttz6119 2 года назад +8

      This issue is literally what drove me to pirating

  • @zbunk
    @zbunk Год назад +39

    when he said "i'm so sad" i actually shed a tear i feel so bad for this man

  • @OmegaZero141
    @OmegaZero141 2 года назад +406

    Oh boy this is brought back some bad memories, something similar happened to me. I tried to buy minecraft 3 times, the payment goes through all 3 times yet the account I had made wasn't given access to play the game, I tried contancting support and only on the second payment I get a refund, the third one didnt even work so after that I just gave up. I only felt anger for an entire week

    • @Eddycut
      @Eddycut 2 года назад +9

      Let me guess Xbox?

    • @kakyoindonut3213
      @kakyoindonut3213 2 года назад +29

      Lmao imagine buying games

    • @TheRealCake
      @TheRealCake 2 года назад +9

      @@kakyoindonut3213 imagine being poor

    • @kakyoindonut3213
      @kakyoindonut3213 2 года назад +52

      @@TheRealCake imagine losing your money through technical difficulties

    • @TheRealCake
      @TheRealCake 2 года назад +4

      @@kakyoindonut3213 you may be too cowardly to phone support and get your money refunded, but most aren’t

  • @autisticgod3338
    @autisticgod3338 2 года назад +99

    This whole thing seems so genuinely stressful lol I was not expecting the full on breakdown

  • @MarkRosOfft
    @MarkRosOfft 8 месяцев назад +22

    Microsoft try not to mess up the most simple things challenge (impossible)

    • @Sans_The_Skeleton
      @Sans_The_Skeleton 8 месяцев назад +2

      would’ve pirated it in like 3 seconds smh

  • @ChristianTheChicken
    @ChristianTheChicken 2 года назад +640

    That "no credit card on file" thing is legit spooky, though. That should not be an "okay, you know what, whatever" thing. Saying "you are not allowed to buy something unless your credit card information is inside our database" should not be allowed.

    • @ekothesilent9456
      @ekothesilent9456 2 года назад +30

      How else would you buy something from them????

    • @Kallixede
      @Kallixede 2 года назад +27

      How do you expect to pay for the game? Cash??

    • @exist4046
      @exist4046 2 года назад +229

      @@ekothesilent9456 I think they probably mean that the info shouldn't be saved internally, it should only be used once to purchase the thing you're trying to purchase and that's it. However, there may be legit reasons why that isn't done? (I do know that the Switch allows you to just input the info each purchase without saving the info to a specific account and shit, so maybe like that??)

    • @czarkusa2018
      @czarkusa2018 2 года назад +144

      What they want is your details to be there for you to impulse buy as easily as possible.

    • @windowsxp1902
      @windowsxp1902 2 года назад

      stgstv in the comments 💪

  • @TehCranZ
    @TehCranZ 2 года назад +75

    Jerma bought a Red Dead Redemption NFT before they existed. Madlad

  • @ken.7019
    @ken.7019 9 месяцев назад +5

    "backwards compatibility is a big deal for us over in micro soft" killed me

  • @Chichirumiru
    @Chichirumiru 11 месяцев назад +16

    I was in Walmart when this happened, the cashier was shivering and crying on the ground after Jerma accidentally showed his true form due to his inhuman rage...

  • @cinna1351
    @cinna1351 2 года назад +70

    I feel jerma on a spiritual level with this experience

  • @ColByte
    @ColByte 2 года назад +78

    I'm so glad I'm not in close proximity to him.

  • @Person-qj1mg
    @Person-qj1mg 2 года назад +21

    i love that he refered to a 50 dollar bill as a hugh grant.

  • @icarusgaming6269
    @icarusgaming6269 10 месяцев назад +12

    I think DRM affects more paying users than it does pirates

  • @Rhodonyte
    @Rhodonyte 2 года назад +36

    The fact that he bluescreens TWICE is the cherry on top

  • @theilleagle8380
    @theilleagle8380 11 месяцев назад +21

    This is insane, feel like I’ve been here multiple times but can never explain how it feels. Watching it unfold to someone else is wild

  • @flashmozzg
    @flashmozzg 2 года назад +30

    Dude doesn't have a twenty in his wallet.

  • @Arcademan09
    @Arcademan09 11 месяцев назад +78

    Aw man you cut the best part.
    "Finally! Thank you PlayStation, a REAL game system!" Immediately it crashes because his Internet speed wasn't good enough

  • @vrismylife7501
    @vrismylife7501 2 года назад +56

    This feels like something out of a fucking cartoon lmfao I love it, sorry for the dude that had all of this happen

  • @grum7140
    @grum7140 11 месяцев назад +8

    Calling a $50 a Hugh Grant instead of a Ulysses Grant is a true Jerma moment

  • @TheDeath0fDucks
    @TheDeath0fDucks 2 года назад +18

    It fucking bluescreened TWICE IN ONE RANT. I am actually dead.

  • @elliot_rat
    @elliot_rat 2 года назад +41

    god what a classic i completely forgot about this

  • @brandonkoh8361
    @brandonkoh8361 2 года назад +35

    When just trying to play a game breaks you more than jump king

  • @savorsauce
    @savorsauce 2 года назад +30

    Jerma is just one of those youtubers that is just as insane as their audience

  • @55fivefive
    @55fivefive 2 года назад +23

    Crazy that Jerma got Bill Burr in just to do his classic RDR 1 rant

  • @befer
    @befer 2 года назад +16

    him talking about screaming in the car while there's a "SCREAM RIDE" on the screen is fucking hilarious

  • @lazthegreat10
    @lazthegreat10 9 месяцев назад +4

    This is that Microsoft experience, their speciality

  • @diddlyharbo9527
    @diddlyharbo9527 2 года назад +96

    Damn, TendedDragooning74 fell off.

  • @alikos4528
    @alikos4528 10 месяцев назад +4

    "you will own nothing and you will be happy", I'm all for physical media, and I won't purchase even a single digital game

  • @chmuurkaa3030
    @chmuurkaa3030 2 года назад +9

    "I fucking screamed in the car"
    Jerma's game library: *Scream Ride*

  • @MachiriReviews
    @MachiriReviews 2 года назад +54

    Funny how everyone picks the exact game that will drive him to the brink of insanity without even playing it.

  • @thepoonhound3003
    @thepoonhound3003 2 года назад +22

    He called Ulysses S Grant "Hugh Grant"
    I wonder what he'll call Hugh grant when he does the Bridget joneses diary stream

  • @PUNCHEDPUNCHEDPUNCHED
    @PUNCHEDPUNCHEDPUNCHED 2 года назад +27

    I just imagine Jerma screaming the same way Trevor did in his car during that one mission lmao

  • @catsock
    @catsock 11 месяцев назад +5

    “fourty minutes go by for no reason” is so real

  • @bandawin18
    @bandawin18 2 года назад +32

    Not a regular Jerma viewer, actually this is my first time watching an actual clip from something other than another channel briefly mentioning him but I feel like I've been watching him forever after this clip. His anger was my anger

    • @bandawin18
      @bandawin18 11 месяцев назад +4

      I have no memory of this comment wtf

    • @koli4213
      @koli4213 10 месяцев назад +7

      @@bandawin18do you remember? remember what He took from you? what He took from all of us? you have to remember. you have to. we need you.

  • @MadastheHatter13
    @MadastheHatter13 10 месяцев назад +4

    Physical copies people.
    Physical copies.

  • @Salty_Web
    @Salty_Web 2 года назад +15

    Jerma lost 6 years off his lifespan from the car screaming *alone*

  • @Dante1920
    @Dante1920 4 месяца назад +2

    That "I'm so sad" towards the end had such strong Patrick Bateman energy.

  • @DanielPlok
    @DanielPlok 2 года назад +7

    How was everything just so perfectly timed, like oh my lord have mercy upon Jerma’s soul

  • @nedrezap3379
    @nedrezap3379 2 года назад +23

    Groggy Garry hunts me

  • @wulf2757
    @wulf2757 2 года назад +325

    There are still people that think Microsoft isn´t a legitimately evil corporation.

    • @TimSlee1
      @TimSlee1 2 года назад +1

      True, I had to dick around a lot just to get Forza Horizon 4 to work on steam. Probably was a me problem though.

    • @Wet-Blanket-Sniffer
      @Wet-Blanket-Sniffer 2 года назад +68

      Not a defense for Microsoft but every company is evil, especially meta and Nintendo,

    • @johnathandoesemire2744
      @johnathandoesemire2744 2 года назад +43

      Microsoft is also currently fucking over Minecraft with the chat report ban system

    • @Wet-Blanket-Sniffer
      @Wet-Blanket-Sniffer 2 года назад +12

      @@johnathandoesemire2744 I’m not even going to switch over to 1.19.84 until they undo the change

    • @DrBagPhD
      @DrBagPhD 2 года назад +25

      All corporations are.

  • @theodorehoag2524
    @theodorehoag2524 2 года назад +23

    this is one of my favorite jerma moments, thanks for reposting!

  • @betapotataOld
    @betapotataOld Год назад +9

    3:18 has to be the angriest I’ve ever heard him, like true rage

  • @kenjutsukata1o1
    @kenjutsukata1o1 2 года назад +45

    I still can't tell if Jerma is legit always on the verge of a mental breakdown/psychotic rampage, or if his viewers just like to clip him during the rare moments that he is and then act like that is how he always is.
    I should probably just watch him sometime and see for myself, because right now all the context I have for the guy is the random clips RUclips keeps recommending to me for some reason.

  • @genaraldickshard806
    @genaraldickshard806 2 года назад +15

    i really want jerma to know how much he acts like every character from Seinfeld and this very moment in this video he is really being a george lmfao. He really could play the whole cast, every single personality bundled in one man

  • @Kabutoes
    @Kabutoes Год назад +6

    Sometimes life just hates you for no reason and this is one of those moments

  • @lobsternaut2351
    @lobsternaut2351 2 года назад +52

    its so sad how mad he's getting. it genuinely sounds like he's bordering on tears

  • @juno1752
    @juno1752 2 года назад +9

    4:03 INSANE streamer thinks 62 year old BRITISH ACTOR was 18th PRESIDENT OF UNITED STATES

    • @Crim_5009
      @Crim_5009 Месяц назад

      I just finished watching a movie with Hugh Grant and the first thing I did after was come watch this clip

  • @murph3292
    @murph3292 10 месяцев назад +3

    jermas rage just warps reality around him, jesus christ