[Vinesauce] Joel - Shareware Madness

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  • Опубликовано: 26 янв 2025

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  • @DoobusGoobus
    @DoobusGoobus 3 года назад +12367

    Bit crushed "YOU GOT THE TETRIS WOOOOO" is what i want to hear at the gates of heaven.

    • @xythrr
      @xythrr 3 года назад +135

      Doobee goobee

    • @ThatDudeWithBoobs
      @ThatDudeWithBoobs 3 года назад +158

      And God said, so it shall be, and proclaimed your victory in the dropping blocks game in a distorted cry.

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 3 года назад +6

      yes

    • @Juan-ce8rd
      @Juan-ce8rd 3 года назад +6

      I didn't know you watch on his channel. We have something in common i see.

    • @breadguyy
      @breadguyy 3 года назад +8

      Hi goobus

  • @SorridoSnake
    @SorridoSnake 3 года назад +3790

    WOW YOU GOT THE TETRIS, WOW YOU’RE THE BEST, _WOOOOOOO_ _WOOOOOOOOO,_ TETRISSSSS

    • @poble
      @poble 3 года назад +175

      OOOOH!! ANOTHER PIECE DROPPED!!

    • @crowedarken
      @crowedarken 3 года назад +137

      *TETRIS TUTHAUSUOOOOAAAANDDD*

    • @Brodster_DK
      @Brodster_DK 3 года назад +30

      WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @lankusmcdankus6391
      @lankusmcdankus6391 3 года назад +43

      I hate it when you get the tetris, I hate it when you're the best

    • @TallTapper
      @TallTapper 3 года назад +13

      master of the tebris

  • @BinglesP
    @BinglesP Год назад +1581

    22:16 “LOOKEEDIS SKOODLEYDORT”
    Joel scatting to Nickelback is a treasure

    • @TyBortis
      @TyBortis Год назад +83

      EVEYTEEMYLOOKIMAYKE LORT
      That's how it could have ended if he didn't die at the first line

    • @thej2241
      @thej2241 Год назад +70

      he did WHAT on stream?

    • @ramenaddict1676
      @ramenaddict1676 Год назад +8

      I didn't realize that but I'm LOLING

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP Год назад +59

      @@thej2241 I MEANT VOCAL SCATTING I MEANT VOC

    • @Shmandalf
      @Shmandalf Год назад +17

      I love how he can't even get through a line without dying laughing, like its the most comedic genius thing ever

  • @lacner
    @lacner 3 года назад +2849

    20:06
    Mario’s sexually unsatisᶠⁱᵉᵈ ʷⁱᶠᵉ

  • @qwertstrewq
    @qwertstrewq 3 года назад +6402

    The realization in Joel's tone when he said "Epic...Games?" is filled with such intense emotion like he just heard from his mom that Santa Claus wasn't real and that kills me.

    • @SlyHikari03
      @SlyHikari03 3 года назад +182

      He’s so confused and surprised

    • @miguelchirilov1650
      @miguelchirilov1650 3 года назад +112

      @@SlyHikari03 hes such a silly little guy

    • @poble
      @poble 2 года назад +171

      10:30 for anyone curious

    • @bananabuns1369
      @bananabuns1369 2 года назад +21

      i would too honestly

    • @MintyZedGrimes
      @MintyZedGrimes 2 года назад +61

      Like a scene straight out of a movie

  • @AbbyMizuki
    @AbbyMizuki 3 года назад +6077

    I love how Joel does barely anything and instantly causes a nuclear disaster.

    • @SuperFranzs
      @SuperFranzs 3 года назад +483

      Imagine.
      Homer Simpsons can run a nuclear reactor, but Joel can't.
      This says a lot about society.

    • @marcar9marcar972
      @marcar9marcar972 3 года назад +68

      _homer_ is not real

    • @Gurtlet
      @Gurtlet 3 года назад +232

      @@marcar9marcar972 Wait what?! 😔

    • @Salmonator2000
      @Salmonator2000 3 года назад +98

      Yeah...remember when Norway existed?

    • @el_poopie2042
      @el_poopie2042 3 года назад +40

      “5”

  • @Liveandlearn789
    @Liveandlearn789 3 года назад +7245

    “Mario’s sexually unsatisfied wife” is such a raw and powerful term taken out of context

  • @williamglass2223
    @williamglass2223 3 года назад +1318

    20:06
    wife!
    fied-
    satis-
    Mario’s sexually un-

    • @36jbf-as031lb
      @36jbf-as031lb 3 года назад +31

      Text art. NOIS.

    • @poble
      @poble 3 года назад +62

      left him and his SIX CHILDREN! I myself started DRINKING, LOST MY JOB and can no longer pay off my FERRARI - oh yeah, and my dog got ill and DIED.

    • @antioriginalityguy
      @antioriginalityguy 2 года назад +48

      SEND M-MONEY NOW, MY-MY MY WIFE LEFT ME I DRINK MY FERRARI EXPLOD! PLS!

    • @Silver_Swan_MK2
      @Silver_Swan_MK2 2 года назад

      Elmo explode and ᵇᵘʳⁿⁱⁿᵍ ᵃˡⁱᵛᵉ ᶜᵒᵐᵖⁱˡᵃᵗⁱᵒⁿ

    • @co5ooreal
      @co5ooreal 2 года назад +25

      Due to endless nights of work, Mario’s…sexually unsatisfied wife…left him and his six children, I myself started driinking, lost my yob, and could not longer afford to pay off my Ferrari - oh yeah, and my dog got ill and died.

  • @JetpackGamer456
    @JetpackGamer456 Год назад +815

    his "IT'S GODDAMN YELOᵒʰᵒʰʰ" at 9:18 has got to be the most underrated moment from this video

    • @skurd721
      @skurd721 Год назад +49

      I find myself repeating “IT’S BLUUUEEE… IT’S GODDAMN YELLOW” every time i see something blue and/or yellow

    • @kraktJOE
      @kraktJOE 7 месяцев назад +17

      the best part is the file was called black.wav 😭

    • @NIX-FLIX
      @NIX-FLIX 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@skurd721same

  • @klonadediscontinued9177
    @klonadediscontinued9177 3 года назад +420

    23:09 To protect its young and scare off its predator, the wild Joel lets out a loud screech to intimidate it's foe.

  • @rambbler
    @rambbler 3 года назад +3354

    He remembered the password, boys, FecalFunny123 really is a tough one to remember.

    • @JohnMBlue1992
      @JohnMBlue1992 3 года назад +18

      thats like future proofing!

    • @koltinn
      @koltinn 3 года назад +5

      Lol

    • @samuel3807
      @samuel3807 3 года назад +70

      FecalFunny123 sounds like name of some scat fetish film

    • @rambbler
      @rambbler 3 года назад +2

      @ᴅᴇᴄᴀᴅᴇ ok.

    • @nickelion1760
      @nickelion1760 3 года назад +2

      Man, imagine if it really is the password tho

  • @MrSkerpentine
    @MrSkerpentine 3 года назад +1582

    11:27 Audio of a Half-Life 1 soldier telling their children a loving bedtime story

    • @senseofsenslessness
      @senseofsenslessness 3 года назад +60

      This comment deserves more likes holy shit

    • @frenchfrywaffle7082
      @frenchfrywaffle7082 3 года назад +100

      Luigi goes to the circus
      Luigi has a nice pizza pie
      (unintelligible demon screaming)

    • @rem520
      @rem520 3 года назад +21

      Fucking killer joke

    • @kalebreed6363
      @kalebreed6363 3 года назад +11

      @@frenchfrywaffle7082 You forgot the lip smack

    • @flyingstonemon3564
      @flyingstonemon3564 8 месяцев назад

      Awesome

  • @DonutboyDoesStuff2
    @DonutboyDoesStuff2 3 года назад +4302

    Joel : uploads this video
    Everyone : YO SHIT FOR BRAINS

    • @littlehorn0063
      @littlehorn0063 3 года назад +263

      WHAT GOD DAMN COLOR IS THIS?? HUH??

    • @mariofan101
      @mariofan101 3 года назад +173

      @@littlehorn0063 SHITTING IN MY MAILBOX

    • @heckheckheck
      @heckheckheck 3 года назад +155

      ​@@mariofan101 PLAYING MY GODDAMN VIDEOGAME

    • @FOOD2o
      @FOOD2o 3 года назад +146

      @@heckheckheck YOU’RE GONNA LEARN

    • @akaijuinomaha5324
      @akaijuinomaha5324 3 года назад +106

      @@FOOD2o FÜCKING COLORS YOU

  • @IceyTheCat
    @IceyTheCat 3 года назад +5243

    imagine you're a child. your dad is a programmer and he decides to make a small game for you to play to help you learn about colors. he even lets you help voice act. he decides to put it on a shareware disc to maybe help other parents , and although its influence doesn't go far, it still brought you much joy.
    a few decades later, you arrive home from your new job late at night, and you are exhausted. you've all but forgotten about the game you helped create. you'd had a falling out with your father, which eventually lead up to him kicking you out of the house, leaving you homeless for a few months. although you're tired and weary, you decide to tune into one of your favorite streamers before heading to bed for the evening in your tiny studio apartment.
    when you hop onto his stream, you immediately recognize a familiar voice. it's your dad's voice. all of the sudden, all those memories of you making that game with your dad flood back into your head. his voice almost echoes in your head, calling back to a much simpler time, back when everything was so new and exciting.
    the rush of nostalgia is enough to distract you from the stream for a few minutes, with joel now screaming into your ear like a drill sergeant. " *_YO, SHIT FOR BRAINS!!_* " he screams, " *_WHAT GOD DAMN COLOR IS THIS?!_* "
    you can't help but laugh.

  • @Stolskai
    @Stolskai 3 года назад +484

    I love the implication that Joel was put in front of a nuclear plant control panel, pushed one button, and the entire plant just detonated all at once.

    • @GmodPlusWoW
      @GmodPlusWoW Год назад +25

      I have the mental image of him covering for Homer Simpson in Sector 7-G.

    • @redcr33perproductions
      @redcr33perproductions 2 месяца назад +1

      I would see him actually doing that irl

    • @thricecubegelida
      @thricecubegelida Месяц назад

      And he lived lol

  • @supersungal2
    @supersungal2 3 года назад +3715

    Joel has now made it impossible for me to hear any talk about tornadoes and not go "TÔRNÀDO TWEESTER"

  • @petermanfox2535
    @petermanfox2535 3 года назад +6097

    The Tetris 2000 sound file being copied to every other game feels like a genuine creepypasta on the making, like the disc is actually sentient and is pissed off at you for messing with it.

    • @ZudeXbox360
      @ZudeXbox360 3 года назад +606

      I think I understand a lot of why it's happening. A lot of shareware use similar sounding names, and for this particular one, due to how old Windows did things, shareware usually takes something that is higher in the file hierarchy. So for this instance, it takes the start.mp3 from Tetris 2000 since that's the highest start.mp3 in the hierarchy and plays it. And many of the shareware on there also use a start.mp3. So yes, Joel unintentionally cursed those games to shout Tetris 2000 because of Tetris 2000.

    • @propername4830
      @propername4830 3 года назад +115

      @@ZudeXbox360 Nah I think he literally changed the Windows sounds

    • @knoxrobbins
      @knoxrobbins 3 года назад +235

      The Tetris 2000 takeover was scarier than the actual Creepypasta story Joel ran into.

    • @wumpus976
      @wumpus976 3 года назад +95

      It’s sentient and mad at you for messing with it?
      *Cabinet Man begins playing*

    • @moose8846
      @moose8846 3 года назад +39

      Last thing u hear before you die is TETRIIIIIEEEESS

  • @Drowzeeking04
    @Drowzeeking04 3 года назад +3507

    "Rookidee Skoodlydort" has to be the greatest lyrics ever written by man.

  • @krampuskardashian5890
    @krampuskardashian5890 2 года назад +786

    Joel's soul escaping his body at 23:10 kills me every time.

  • @Lucas-bb3ji
    @Lucas-bb3ji 2 года назад +330

    Joel having asthma:
    8:55 Red *F A R T*
    10:34 Epic Games' dark past
    20:06 Mario's life is ruined
    23:08 Joel couldn't look at the photograph

  • @royalbosko3992
    @royalbosko3992 3 года назад +4231

    Joel’s laugh:
    9% laugh
    2% giggle
    100% asthma

    • @jammer6278
      @jammer6278 3 года назад +26

      He sounds like a broken dog whistle tbh

    • @36jbf-as031lb
      @36jbf-as031lb 3 года назад +54

      42% - Every other, collectively from watchers

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 3 года назад +6

      😆

    • @SlyHikari03
      @SlyHikari03 3 года назад +22

      It’s all wheezes and whistles.

    • @Zonic3451
      @Zonic3451 3 года назад +18

      100% concentrated power of pain

  • @dimples9746
    @dimples9746 3 года назад +1094

    Everybody gangsta til the shareware disk has a WAD named ‘Terry’

    • @cdibradshaw82
      @cdibradshaw82 3 года назад +48

      SOMEMONG.jpg

    • @crunchdoof
      @crunchdoof 3 года назад +16

      Oh boy..

    • @Kalos64
      @Kalos64 3 года назад +7

      obviously the work of bill gates and the illuminati

    • @Mate_Antal_Zoltan
      @Mate_Antal_Zoltan 3 года назад +15

      your bootyasscrack never stood a chance

    • @dard2240
      @dard2240 3 года назад +21

      You though it's a doom map, but it was me - Terry!

  • @catb0mb
    @catb0mb 3 года назад +4347

    I would unironically pay money for joel to mod every single sound in half life 1 to be him yelling dumb shit like he with with a lot of the shareware in this
    Also the whole nickelback part had me crying holy shit

  • @GrinceMaster73
    @GrinceMaster73 3 года назад +898

    22:40 Joel literally starts decomposing

    • @mkvee4145
      @mkvee4145 Год назад +70

      *SKOODILI DAH* _turns into a car engine_

    • @nicholasegg0284
      @nicholasegg0284 Год назад +67

      23:10
      *S K R R R R R R R H H H H H H H*

    • @MintTheProtogen
      @MintTheProtogen Год назад +8

      ⁠@@nicholasegg0284The car is drifting.

    • @unnam3d__
      @unnam3d__ 7 месяцев назад +9

      *SKOODLIDAH-* 🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴

  • @anthonitical
    @anthonitical Год назад +156

    20:54 The "WHAT" Joel does when he hears the tetris sounds is golden

  • @sushi8628
    @sushi8628 3 года назад +2435

    Joel saying "Dinosaur" in swedish cutting off at the end, followed by intense screaming, followed by "Luigi is Burning, the Burning of Luigi" and then more intense screaming is one of the funniest things I've heard this year

    •  3 года назад +97

      Honestly, for me it was kinda Spanish how he said it, probably because in Spanish it's called "Dinosaurio"

    • @delayedplayer
      @delayedplayer 3 года назад +79

      12:48

    • @frannielmartinez
      @frannielmartinez 3 года назад +23

      Dinosaurio

    • @blondedboi8249
      @blondedboi8249 3 года назад +8

      I wholeheartedly agree i am in tears bc of that bit

    • @toaferson
      @toaferson 3 года назад +9

      dinosaurie

  • @crowedarken
    @crowedarken 3 года назад +1269

    "Say the line, Joel!"
    *"WOW YOU GOT THE TETRIS! WOW YOU'RE THE BEST! WUOOOO!! WUOOOO!! TETRIIIEEESSSS!!!"*

    • @Leaqua21
      @Leaqua21 3 года назад +28

      as a tetris player I really want for joel to do a download link for the tetris mod he did, I would play a huge amount of it (even if I end up losing my hearing in the process)

    • @Leurak
      @Leurak 3 года назад +10

      just download the full stream and get the voice samples from that

    • @crowedarken
      @crowedarken 3 года назад +7

      @@Leaqua21 something like this?
      ruclips.net/video/0jm4ycedL8U/видео.html

    • @Leaqua21
      @Leaqua21 3 года назад +2

      @@crowedarken omg... is perfect...

    • @BeweProds
      @BeweProds 3 года назад +5

      Am I also dumb or was the line in question "Grandad" ?

  • @PootieWienerfish
    @PootieWienerfish 3 года назад +2843

    good lord the nickelback part annihilated my chest
    23:09 he couldn’t get out a single fucking word, just *WHEEZE*

    • @ethanhudkins1580
      @ethanhudkins1580 3 года назад +200

      And so, another performance of Joel's reaches the level of fame only held by GrandDad and Bonzi Buddi

    • @catb0mb
      @catb0mb 3 года назад +225

      skEEEEE-

    • @StarcleBlaze
      @StarcleBlaze 3 года назад +150

      SkHEEEEEEEEW

    • @grilledpook
      @grilledpook 3 года назад +40

      that part lives in my head rent free

    • @SlyHikari03
      @SlyHikari03 3 года назад +70

      This is going up there with Grand dad, expand dong and AGGA.

  • @kurookamimashup
    @kurookamimashup 3 года назад +976

    18:12 the fact that Joel was imitating Chills's voice made me laugh so bad

    • @extraonions
      @extraonions Год назад +27

      "whoa DIARRHEA"

    • @capacitatedflux
      @capacitatedflux Год назад +19

      Number 15

    • @anthonitical
      @anthonitical Год назад +28

      𝙃𝙀𝙇𝙄𝙊𝙎 2

    • @sun_boi-24
      @sun_boi-24 Год назад +7

      "For- more cool new recipeeees for- TEHEEH- for- for Fruit salaaaad."

    • @ThinkingCrimson
      @ThinkingCrimson 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@capacitatedflux burger king foot lettuce

  • @LeviathanRX
    @LeviathanRX 3 года назад +517

    "How can I hate Nickelback when they bring me so much joy?"
    Honestly a wholesome take lol

  • @ntgm8
    @ntgm8 3 года назад +639

    9:25 That transition was so good

  • @Kain128
    @Kain128 3 года назад +1571

    I think Joel's wheeze-laugh at 20:07 is one of the best laughs I've heard come out of Joel's mouth, alongside the ones during Nickelback.

    • @derpaderpy4931
      @derpaderpy4931 3 года назад +142

      With the G r i M r e a P e R

    • @awesumdood3994
      @awesumdood3994 3 года назад +53

      Mario’s sexually unsatis f I e D w I f E

    • @CommanderWiggins
      @CommanderWiggins 3 года назад +17

      @@derpaderpy4931 I'm glad I'm not the only one who picked up on that.

    • @derpaderpy4931
      @derpaderpy4931 3 года назад +9

      @@CommanderWiggins It's such a legendary video, how could I not remember it, y'know?

    • @MacBack123
      @MacBack123 3 года назад +14

      @@awesumdood3994 Mario's sexually unSATIS _f i e d w i f e_

  • @nerd_5615
    @nerd_5615 3 года назад +839

    "Babe, it's 1 a.m.! Time for you to watch a new Joel upload!"
    "Yes, dear..."

  • @dombjomb
    @dombjomb 3 года назад +884

    14:52 This whole part fucking kills me. Why couldn’t he say it? What force was stopping him from finishing his sentence?

    • @2006jhz
      @2006jhz 2 года назад +204

      God tried to stop him

    • @thenoisybunny
      @thenoisybunny 2 года назад +112

      Nothing, apparently. He was saying it over and over

    • @IDHLEB
      @IDHLEB 2 года назад +116

      Nothin'-
      Nothin'-

    • @Hato_Joestar
      @Hato_Joestar Год назад +28

      @@IDHLEBNothin'

    • @Hato_Joestar
      @Hato_Joestar Год назад +7

      @TEE-BIRD EUUUGH

  • @plattytheperrypus5701
    @plattytheperrypus5701 3 года назад +1016

    14:53 the fact Joel can't stop laughing to finish the joke is even more hilarious

    • @NoveOficial
      @NoveOficial 3 года назад +114

      YEEEA BARN NOTHING LIKE DYING IN THE SEWER

    • @joshuamccutcheon
      @joshuamccutcheon 2 года назад +88

      @@NoveOficial YEEAAAH BARN, NOTHIN' LIKE GETTING YABBA-DABBA- *D R O W N E D*

    • @demoflower5334
      @demoflower5334 2 года назад +17

      Nothing like getting YABBA DABBA COVERED IN DOOKIE

    • @Darealjoestudios
      @Darealjoestudios Год назад +3

      Yabadaba doooo!!!!!!

  • @warbossgegguz679
    @warbossgegguz679 3 года назад +519

    22:08 - 23:56 for Joel dying in an attempt to "cover" Nickleback.

  • @pringleshark_96
    @pringleshark_96 3 года назад +895

    Joel impersonating Chills is something I didn't know I needed until now

    • @moose8846
      @moose8846 3 года назад +51

      Looks like someone missed the signal simulator streams lol

    • @danem2215
      @danem2215 3 года назад +22

      Or the San Andreas mystery streams

    • @heartache5742
      @heartache5742 3 года назад +7

      shyaaah puuh eeeeeh

    • @Quacking-Goose
      @Quacking-Goose 3 года назад +13

      Number fifteteeeen alien foot lettuce numbur twelve biig booty alien

    • @pringleshark_96
      @pringleshark_96 3 года назад +7

      @@Quacking-Goose Number fifteeeen: Random flying busheeees
      If you go out in the middle of the niiiight and look at bushes in the skyyyy, Bigfoot might just be reeeal

  • @wispeon
    @wispeon 3 года назад +1055

    My favorite part about the message at 19:54 about Mario's life derailing is that it isn't even about the video game character it's literally the dude that made the game named Mario lmao

    • @randomintrovertedspider7510
      @randomintrovertedspider7510 2 года назад +98

      Nah, its both. Mario's life went downhill fast, then he got caught up in the development of the game, and then went downhill even more.

    • @andromeda_va39
      @andromeda_va39 2 года назад +18

      It took me a minute to notice

    • @Sockren
      @Sockren 2 года назад +12

      oh i thought he just had joel humor

  • @ishaboi6120
    @ishaboi6120 3 года назад +263

    I need an animation of 9:25 of Joel yelling at himself in a drive thru

  • @MangoMercury
    @MangoMercury 3 года назад +570

    There's something special about the way Joel transitions into a confused scream at 13:52 - 13:54. Beautiful.

    • @asutorad
      @asutorad 3 года назад +91

      what do you mean, ye - *EEEET????????*

  • @lintlickerize
    @lintlickerize 3 года назад +674

    it's about time the main channel has been exposed to *"WOW YOU GOT THE TETRIS! WOW YOU'RE THE BEST! W O O O O O O O ! W O O O O ! T E T R I I I I I I I S !"*

  • @pajamapantsjack5874
    @pajamapantsjack5874 3 года назад +654

    Joel’s Tetris scream is what I use for my morning alarm.

    • @LinusTheSecond
      @LinusTheSecond 3 года назад +39

      hello there, sydney rule34 pfp

    • @pajamapantsjack5874
      @pajamapantsjack5874 3 года назад +30

      @@LinusTheSecond hello there derpixon mime video pfp

    • @meatclown2339
      @meatclown2339 3 года назад +10

      Well at least you know when you wake up you know you got a Tetris

    • @zakpotato8666
      @zakpotato8666 3 года назад +11

      @@LinusTheSecond listen, Jack has weathered many a Vinesauce, he has EARNED the right to use cropped R34 as his pfp

    • @cringe9361
      @cringe9361 3 года назад +6

      *_WOOOOOO_*
      *_TETRIIIIIIS_*

  • @titania49
    @titania49 3 года назад +1156

    I think I’ve watched and rewatched 8:55 a dozen times by now. The most genuine Joel laugh I’ve ever heard.

    • @SymbiontUVPlays
      @SymbiontUVPlays 3 года назад +177

      `` r e d ? ``
      **f😳😳king dies**

    • @FoxerTails
      @FoxerTails 3 года назад +149

      The entire Color Fun segment was a treat.

    • @poble
      @poble 3 года назад +25

      pfft

    • @titania49
      @titania49 3 года назад +77

      @@FoxerTails the interchangeable cuts in between recording audio and playing in real time are just top knotch

    • @el_poopie2042
      @el_poopie2042 3 года назад +125

      “Red!”
      *”BŪÆH”*

  • @TimTam60
    @TimTam60 2 года назад +108

    21:15 *T E T R I S S S* *T W O O O* - *T H O O O U U U S S S A A A N N N D D D D D*

    • @poble
      @poble 8 месяцев назад +6

      WHAT- WHY IS IT PLAYING TETRIS 2000????

  • @Grahaminations
    @Grahaminations 2 года назад +160

    11:59
    The sudden lip flap here made me do a legitimate spit take when I first saw it.

  • @Elz_und_Elz
    @Elz_und_Elz 3 года назад +740

    There is no reason I should be laughing so hard at Joel misremembering “foot lettuce” as “foot salad”.

    • @Syreyup
      @Syreyup 3 года назад +44

      "woah . . . diarrhea" -AuditiorG

    • @anthonitical
      @anthonitical Год назад +18

      𝙁𝙍𝙐𝙄𝙏 𝙎𝘼𝙇𝘼𝘿

    • @Elz_und_Elz
      @Elz_und_Elz Год назад +12

      @@anthonitical yummy yummy

    • @beefax
      @beefax Год назад +2

      for the next recipee.. we're gonna be making foot salaad

    • @nuxx1876
      @nuxx1876 4 месяца назад

      ​@@Syreyup*diarrahea

  • @lucyarisato6850
    @lucyarisato6850 3 года назад +880

    There is no reason I should be laughing this goddamn hard.

  • @Lawlsomedude
    @Lawlsomedude 2 года назад +74

    23:09
    Joel is such a great singer I almost didn't realize it wasn't the original playing.

  • @RegaDega
    @RegaDega 2 года назад +145

    The sheer chaos of 12:52 always leaves me in stitches

    • @kentuckycryptid
      @kentuckycryptid Год назад +7

      The fucking scene from Scanners will forever make me laugh.

  • @Oscarous64
    @Oscarous64 3 года назад +729

    20:08 this proves Joel is in fact, a kettle

  • @leftygurl
    @leftygurl 3 года назад +668

    ive been watching fan highlights of this garbage for months, this is perfect

    • @Ratciclefan
      @Ratciclefan 3 года назад +1

      Same

    • @ThatOneLebaneseGuy
      @ThatOneLebaneseGuy 3 года назад +44

      Same, It’s great that this one Joel fan highlights channel exists because now you can get highlights from Joel's streams without watching the full streams or waiting 1 billion years for Joel to upload a highlight video

    • @bigaqua6811
      @bigaqua6811 3 года назад +6

      It has cured my depression

    • @khaled-b.971
      @khaled-b.971 3 года назад +3

      joel literally only uploads 3 vids per year
      time to just watch the streams

  • @walter3953
    @walter3953 3 года назад +567

    Joel voicing Chills was too funny my lung ruptured

    • @JeskidoYT
      @JeskidoYT 3 года назад +21

      rip how are u alive

    • @MetalMercutio
      @MetalMercutio 3 года назад +25

      @@JeskidoYT The funniness from the fecal matter keeps them going

    • @ferdinandroig3460
      @ferdinandroig3460 3 года назад +4

      @@cool_bug_facts Thanks you, Doctor DrPepper :D

    • @cellina.starfire
      @cellina.starfire 3 года назад +2

      Shèäún Pëûckett

    • @Yuginkai12
      @Yuginkai12 3 года назад +1

      @@cellina.starfire H E L I O U S I I

  • @CaptainYoshee64
    @CaptainYoshee64 3 года назад +421

    8:54 that makes me die of laughter every single time

    • @pepeno6928
      @pepeno6928 2 года назад +72

      -Is this the color
      -Red!
      -PPPH

    • @KrissDubz
      @KrissDubz Год назад +2

      I cant stop watching that part 😂

    • @RingLeaderCircusSins
      @RingLeaderCircusSins Год назад +1

      Joel’s Reaction: 8:56

    • @zombiezilla707
      @zombiezilla707 Год назад +3

      That and Joel’s recreation at 9:01 have me gasping for air-

  • @therealidiot9074
    @therealidiot9074 3 года назад +240

    11:22 to 13:01 has gotta be the most hilarious thing I've seen in a damn month, thank you Joel for making such a masterpiece of a thing

    • @jakebello7988
      @jakebello7988 2 года назад +22

      *THE GATES OF HELL OPEN FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME*

  • @Connor_Kirkpatrick
    @Connor_Kirkpatrick 3 года назад +195

    23:09
    SK-*WHEEEEEEEEEZZZZEEEEE*

  • @mrcreeperknight2812
    @mrcreeperknight2812 3 года назад +312

    23:10 made me lose it wish we could’ve seen Joel’s face during that

  • @redonyoutube6713
    @redonyoutube6713 3 года назад +565

    I want Joel to voice my triple A studio game.

  • @mackback319
    @mackback319 2 года назад +106

    the pure terror in his voice when he said "yeEET??!?!!" gives me life
    additionally, "LOOK AT THIS SKOODLY D O R T"

  • @larvey
    @larvey 3 года назад +122

    23:09 is a seriously intoxicating laugh i almost fell out my chair

  • @bbqshoeson2658
    @bbqshoeson2658 3 года назад +372

    8:53 just leaving this timestamp here for me this fucking killed me

    • @poble
      @poble 3 года назад +68

      this is the color- *red*
      *PRRTT*

    • @c0zmozys
      @c0zmozys 2 года назад +2

      is this the color
      red
      PHRPRFT

  • @GameJames-Arkveveen
    @GameJames-Arkveveen 3 года назад +267

    God, I love how Joel modifies the audio in these games... it's a gut-bustingly wonderful and hilarious time. XD

    • @PETRIXXXX
      @PETRIXXXX 3 года назад +1

      *I H A T E S A N D*

    • @KaiaBrodbecker
      @KaiaBrodbecker 3 года назад

      @@PETRIXXXX *R E A D Y T O F U C K 'E M UP ! ?*

  • @CRONDITIONALBRUST
    @CRONDITIONALBRUST 3 года назад +166

    Being live for GHOST was one of the most hilarious moments. Chat noticed "sex" before Joel did and promptly went wild, and it only got worse when he noticed it himself. Glad you put it in here, this is a great value compilation.

  • @uman3785
    @uman3785 3 года назад +127

    I use the phrase "wow, diarrhea" as an answer to whenever someone has a convoluted explanation for something that's complete bullshit.

    • @nuxx1876
      @nuxx1876 Месяц назад

      it's like a short way of saying "woah... that was the most amazing case of verbal diarrhea i've heard yet"

  • @theheadpriest
    @theheadpriest 3 года назад +142

    The: *D I N O S A U R* ... dinosa- *screams* gets me every time

  • @Jayystuff
    @Jayystuff 3 года назад +202

    i want every teacher from now on to yell "YO SHIT FOR BRAINS" when they ask me a question

  • @PeacefulAutistic
    @PeacefulAutistic 3 года назад +193

    “Wow you got the Tetris! Wow you’re the best! Wooo Tetris!” This was very toned down in the highlight but in the stream and the VOD on the full stream channel (I believe this is part 8 or 9 of full streams) it was SOOOOOOOOOO loud. He did that joke “Louter Joel” and turned it up.

    • @grilledpook
      @grilledpook 3 года назад +8

      if he suffers we all suffer

  • @ozkarlcool
    @ozkarlcool 3 года назад +266

    22:44 “Schôelite-“ *Dies*

    • @arrontheprotogen9276
      @arrontheprotogen9276 3 года назад +18

      Famous last words

    • @92edoy
      @92edoy 3 года назад +41

      "Ôodülïê-" *Dies even more*

    • @JessesGameRoom
      @JessesGameRoom 3 года назад +46

      23:10" Scree-" Deflates like a balloon

    • @eatarock
      @eatarock Год назад

      Hehehehehe hehehehehe S E X​@@JessesGameRoom

  • @davdii
    @davdii 3 года назад +104

    9:32 I like how Joel tries to hold in his laugh while recording the audio

  • @thenoisybunny
    @thenoisybunny Год назад +16

    20:50 Nobody asked but I’m 99% sure the reason why the Tetris 2000 soundbyte played elsewhere is because the audio files have identical names across games. That would be “start.wav” of course

  • @itslvc5588
    @itslvc5588 3 года назад +105

    12:50 That dinosaur cutoff always gets me

  • @Sgt_Ham
    @Sgt_Ham 3 года назад +46

    Not even 2 minutes in and Joel has already set a fully-manned spaceship to self-destruct and caused a nuclear meltdown

  • @ExaltedArchvile
    @ExaltedArchvile 3 года назад +156

    Love how Joel keeps absolutely shitting himself before even attempting to sing Nickelback.

  • @my_restless_dream
    @my_restless_dream 3 года назад +159

    5:19 this made me laugh more than it needed to

    • @SqweegeeYT
      @SqweegeeYT Год назад

      “ *TIME TO BLAST THAT ASS, WOOOOP!* ”

    • @Jac-Man
      @Jac-Man Год назад

      TIME TO BLAST DAT ASS WOOOOOOOO-

  • @chom6096
    @chom6096 3 года назад +25

    I fuckin love whenever Joel does the Fred and Barney voices, because he always gives 110% with the Fred voice, but then he just goes into a really quiet “aw gee I dunno Fred”

  • @alanmerino9440
    @alanmerino9440 3 года назад +213

    I completely forgot how color fun fucking almost killed me with laughter. That shit was hysterical.

  • @mattd7927
    @mattd7927 3 года назад +217

    The amount of pride you feel when you can say "I watched the original streams of this" is incomparable. Nothing beats the live experience

    • @silas2622
      @silas2622 3 года назад +16

      BEING THERE FOR THE ORIGINAL STREAMS IS THE BEST i was there for the seinfeld theme with the gun

    • @fulfordwritesmusic
      @fulfordwritesmusic Год назад +1

      @@silas2622 “kramer goes to war!
      COSTANZA NO!”

  • @SymbiontUVPlays
    @SymbiontUVPlays 3 года назад +152

    2:33
    ``I don't like this guy.``
    **breaks jaw**

  • @HugoRohdell
    @HugoRohdell 2 года назад +87

    9:51 Imagine a 4 year old playing it and starts to hear this…

  • @Wignut
    @Wignut 3 года назад +35

    Joel: Man that was a long stream _presses microwave start button_
    *T E T R I S*
    Joel: Oh no

  • @jeyerlulz
    @jeyerlulz 3 года назад +124

    6:02
    This has been my Steam profile introduction for years now. Thank you Joel.

  • @pointless529
    @pointless529 3 года назад +315

    23:08 these wheezes i swear

  • @MrLegokid
    @MrLegokid 3 года назад +149

    18:53 thats me :) i got ip banned from the site making that comment

    • @bloosfx0
      @bloosfx0 3 года назад +30

      Thx for making that legendary comment its *hilarious*

    • @maritoguionyo
      @maritoguionyo 2 года назад +1

      Epic

    • @anthonitical
      @anthonitical Год назад +14

      woah... diarrhea

    • @LimeLoaf
      @LimeLoaf Год назад +5

      Fandom is notoriously bad anyways.

    • @anthonitical
      @anthonitical Год назад +5

      @@LimeLoaf 1984

  • @ICE-kd9jv
    @ICE-kd9jv 2 года назад +53

    8:44 Joel sounded amused and startled at the same time

  • @theninjahackermanguydude
    @theninjahackermanguydude 3 года назад +39

    11:27 he has such a way with words

  • @ChaosUnown
    @ChaosUnown 3 года назад +153

    I really felt when Joel said "Look at this skoodilidort"

  • @Choochinc
    @Choochinc 3 года назад +670

    I swear Joel has the most contagious laugh on the planet. I legitimately almost threw up at 23:09. Please help.

    • @moose8846
      @moose8846 3 года назад +20

      Can't help, currently vomiting

    • @anonymouscat02
      @anonymouscat02 3 года назад +62

      Sc- *UUUUUUUGGGHHH*

    • @Ondemas
      @Ondemas 3 года назад

      For me it's a tie between Joel and Dopefish

    • @poppy6635
      @poppy6635 3 года назад +14

      Lmao dude I have my baby in a carrier and I laughed so hard I woke him up

    • @Kazmu
      @Kazmu 3 года назад +3

      I laugh so hard I pissed myself lol

  • @chikanojo
    @chikanojo 3 года назад +54

    the way joel's voice ASCENDED when he said "yeET??!"

  • @Larkatiel
    @Larkatiel Месяц назад +8

    The Helios bit is so funny because it genuinely looks like something I'd stumble upon while looking for weird obscure games, like Eastern Mind or Yume Nikki, and seeing Joel laugh his ass off at the absurd backstory is just the icing on the cake

  • @j.marston
    @j.marston Год назад +12

    14:36 This part fucking killed me. Also shows how good of a voice actor Joel is when he seamlessly transitions from Fred to Barney.

  • @didimmick4156
    @didimmick4156 3 года назад +65

    13:52 “what do you mean, yeeEEET?”

  • @oaktwig
    @oaktwig 3 года назад +210

    17:55 The damn Chills impression. xD

    • @poble
      @poble 3 года назад +3

      number 15

    • @miymoto128
      @miymoto128 3 года назад +1

      Its so like the way he sounds haha

    • @heartache5742
      @heartache5742 3 года назад +1

      shnyau pu-eh-

  • @lvnarlotvs
    @lvnarlotvs 3 года назад +18

    The visualization to his ViaVoice shenanigans was the funniest cursed thing I've seen in a while

  • @andresbravo2003
    @andresbravo2003 3 года назад +21

    9:25 this needs a animated version... I freaking love this video.

  • @ThePhantomSafetyPin
    @ThePhantomSafetyPin 3 года назад +56

    I absolutely have never laughed more in my life than at that remade Tetris. The glorious bitcrushed sound of "WAAAAOOOO YOU GOT THE TETRIS, WOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOO!!!!!" better play at my funeral the second my coffin hits the bottom of the grave or I'm not going.

  • @Takadaroba
    @Takadaroba 3 года назад +322

    It's been a while since I broke into tears laughing, but that Nickelback karaoke absolutely slayed me 22:31

  • @Ytonaen
    @Ytonaen 3 года назад +105

    7:52 , day 747, joel is slowly turning into a microwave

    • @Silver_Swan_MK2
      @Silver_Swan_MK2 2 года назад +4

      *WHY IS IT PLAYING TETRIS TWO THOUSAND?*

  • @maxb5238
    @maxb5238 3 года назад +37

    When Joel says “ LOOK AT THIS FJÖDELDORST” I really felt that

  • @sefsprite
    @sefsprite 2 года назад +22

    i love how joel just ascends while trying to say “Mario’s sexually unsatisfied wife”

  • @arandompasserby7940
    @arandompasserby7940 2 года назад +29

    "UUOH! I'M SORRY! OH NO!"
    That is the last thing you want to hear from someone operating a nuclear reactor.

  • @joseph_rolli
    @joseph_rolli 3 года назад +118

    I want Joel to sing a Scythelord song into Via-Voice then see what picks up and rerecord the song with via voice vocals