[Vinesauce] Joel - Windows 8 Destruction

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  • Опубликовано: 28 дек 2024

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  • @SirChubbyBunny
    @SirChubbyBunny 8 лет назад +13917

    Those shitty antivirus programs remind me of an epic story I heard where someone downloaded one of them and during the scan, the program recognized itself as a virus and deleted itself mid scan.
    Dec '21 Edit: I'm getting more notifications again and I'm just as surprised as you guys are to see what started off as a r/thathappened story from tumblr four years ago became a full-blown Joel moment. I had the uploaded stream going in the background and I thought I was hearing things when he said it disappeared. Absolute madness and I'm here for it.

    • @luckpup2766
      @luckpup2766 8 лет назад +162

      That's awesome! XD

    • @SirChubbyBunny
      @SirChubbyBunny 8 лет назад +1824

      Here's a followup story that I heard in the same discussion from someone else.
      The person was saying how they had a shitty antivirus, and they downloaded another shitty antivirus to scan the other one (not knowing any better). During both scans, their computer froze for like a good month. When they went to boot the computer back up later, both of the programs were gone. So both programs recognized one another as being a virus and killed each other in some Hunger Games brawl.
      Now that's beautiful.

    • @magentas6467
      @magentas6467 8 лет назад +459

      An epic battle between viruses...

    • @fryingpan6952
      @fryingpan6952 8 лет назад +61

      SirChubbyBunny lmao

    • @regielzyrusgarrido8579
      @regielzyrusgarrido8579 7 лет назад +39

      SirChubbyBunny lmaoo 😂

  • @mushroomdude123
    @mushroomdude123 8 лет назад +10323

    "So tell me something about your daughter."

  • @hypsin0
    @hypsin0 6 лет назад +5312

    The screen in the end says that the computer has been blocked for illegal porn and that he has to pay 500 rubles to unlock it.

    • @UnknownSource3
      @UnknownSource3 6 лет назад +336

      You speak or you understand russian?

    • @kennyyy4L
      @kennyyy4L 5 лет назад +52

      Govorit pa ruski? Ah ebat kak dila moy pidar brat

    • @jiffer6654
      @jiffer6654 5 лет назад +308

      So ransomware then

    • @theunknown3052
      @theunknown3052 5 лет назад +55

      Thanks for the translation

    • @talkinglukashenko4303
      @talkinglukashenko4303 5 лет назад +263

      Its a ransomware, that wants you to pay 500 rubles for downloading illegal pedo porn, gay porn and child porn.

  • @Future_Blues
    @Future_Blues 3 года назад +3098

    It's been 6 years and I'm still laughing at " 'Enter location'? HELL. Uh... I- I guess Michigan will do."

    • @TubbyFatfrick
      @TubbyFatfrick 3 года назад +52

      Ironically, the Wikipedia image for Hell is a sign for a weather station.

    • @maustank5224
      @maustank5224 3 года назад +3

      @@TubbyFatfrick yes.

    • @ESFAndy011
      @ESFAndy011 2 года назад +66

      "Weather data is not available for HELL" was just the cherry on top.

    • @zman90
      @zman90 2 года назад +5

      I'm the 420th like

    • @Ethan13371
      @Ethan13371 2 года назад +21

      They did say the devil went DOWN to Georgia. Not up to.

  • @PokeKitteh555
    @PokeKitteh555 8 лет назад +7035

    Please come back, Expand Dong

  • @skewah
    @skewah 4 года назад +5749

    Thinking about John Cena looking super sad with butterflies on his head is an awesome image

    • @skyrish
      @skyrish 4 года назад +55

      As if he was lose to JBL in SmackDown.

    • @icebearpl188
      @icebearpl188 3 года назад +21

      @@edwinrodriguez4308 wat

    • @Toxin_Glitch
      @Toxin_Glitch 3 года назад +68

      When he realizes everyone can see him now

    • @aspergheist690
      @aspergheist690 3 года назад +11

      Lao gan ma

    • @dan_iix7256
      @dan_iix7256 3 года назад +13

      Lao gan ma

  • @ferroth
    @ferroth 5 лет назад +3824

    I-I'm Steve Jobs.
    I am Steve Jobs?
    I am Steve Jobs.

    • @misterbubbles6389
      @misterbubbles6389 5 лет назад +204

      "You think *I'm* the scammer here? Sir, I think you're having an existential crisis."

    • @mythnokthewolfbat
      @mythnokthewolfbat 5 лет назад +50

      @@misterbubbles6389 hE HUNG UP ON ME

    • @CODA96
      @CODA96 5 лет назад +43

      No surprise that he sounded like an indian.

    • @sansidotti
      @sansidotti 5 лет назад +9

      @@CODA96 Hol' Up
      youre assuming every scammer is indian? No dignity.

    • @CODA96
      @CODA96 5 лет назад +51

      @@sansidotti
      No, i dont just assume that, that would be racist.
      I also assume they are street-shitters.

  • @mitchelvanwijk
    @mitchelvanwijk 4 года назад +945

    4:10 I just noticed for the first time there's a comment saying ''My MIDI sounds like someone's repeatedly breaking the piano" which perfectly describes what's going on lol

    • @samtinkle9076
      @samtinkle9076 3 года назад +40

      five_second_foreshadowing.lel

  • @slime_sam4321
    @slime_sam4321 5 лет назад +5844

    "I built him a shed." gets me everytime.

  • @darkhorseman90
    @darkhorseman90 5 лет назад +6368

    That optimizer guy sounded more like Kermit than Joel did

  • @splattim3180
    @splattim3180 5 лет назад +4199

    "I am T H I S H I G H in debt!"
    How high?
    Robbie Rotten: *THIS* high!

  • @Typo205
    @Typo205 4 года назад +1274

    I want Joel to call scammers more often

    • @SamDeMonic
      @SamDeMonic 3 года назад +46

      He done small prank calls to business

    • @SlyHikari03
      @SlyHikari03 25 дней назад +2

      He called a Japanese hotel on new years during one of the streams.

  • @ryan_1314
    @ryan_1314 6 лет назад +1551

    0:35 I actually live in michigan, and from personal experience, I agree, when you've been outside and the weather fluctuates ever 5 minutes, it is indeed hell.

  • @ema5335
    @ema5335 7 лет назад +2176

    Hi! We'll fix your computer.
    so tell us something about your daughter..

    • @dr.flipside7035
      @dr.flipside7035 7 лет назад +150

      Echotic They are making a deal, they fix your computer, while you give them information about your daughter. What a deal!

    • @King-lc8pp
      @King-lc8pp 7 лет назад +12

      Oh Indians

    • @TheDragonFoxYT
      @TheDragonFoxYT 6 лет назад +10

      Seems legit
      *goes on rant about cat*

    • @petermohr6111
      @petermohr6111 6 лет назад +3

      he is probably just looking at his friend like "hihihi im trolling a woman"

    • @BlazenBreaker
      @BlazenBreaker 6 лет назад +7

      I build him a shead for him

  • @deboisemeane
    @deboisemeane 3 года назад +2190

    when he said "we live in 2015" I felt old and I'm not even 20

    • @bob97529
      @bob97529 3 года назад +224

      When i heard that attack helicopter joke i felt fuckin whiplash

    • @squatchjosh1131
      @squatchjosh1131 3 года назад +102

      @@bob97529 Man I was at an IT course like a couple years ago and this guy about my age at the time (so early 20s) made the attack helicopter sexuality joke and I shit you not people were actually laughing and he looked so proud of himself - thought I'd stepped through a time portal to the dumb dimension or something. How did Server Security veer off onto the topic of sexual identity anyway? Can't even remember and I think that's on purpose.

    • @cornonthekobi
      @cornonthekobi 3 года назад +93

      if that and the attack helicopter joke werent in the video I would've believed this only happened last year. same goes with the vista one

    • @kingofpizzarolls5693
      @kingofpizzarolls5693 3 года назад +1

      Same

    • @zoeyamon935
      @zoeyamon935 3 года назад +96

      I can tell it's 2015 with the stupid attack helicopter joke. Thank god it's been six years and those jokes have gone out of fashion, right?

  • @syntaxvrc
    @syntaxvrc 7 лет назад +749

    "HELL.
    ...I guess, Michigan?"

    • @WynOnYoutube
      @WynOnYoutube 7 лет назад +12

      It's a real place. No joke.

    • @morp4212
      @morp4212 7 лет назад +4

      I once drove through Michigan the roads were bumpy as hell

    • @thexplosifbrosif8031
      @thexplosifbrosif8031 7 лет назад +14

      Hell, Michigan actually freezes over like every winter lmao #PureMichigan

    • @Enderchangling
      @Enderchangling 6 лет назад +2

      I think they knew it would freeze so they named it Hell

    • @honeydewopal
      @honeydewopal 6 лет назад

      Devon I love how he picked Michigan over Illinois

  • @justinbowman1342
    @justinbowman1342 9 лет назад +2631

    I saw the video title and came simply, quickly, and efficiently.

  • @tacosanchez28
    @tacosanchez28 5 лет назад +1812

    Imaging you had a child and this is how you get your laptop back.

    • @haseenabadshah5381
      @haseenabadshah5381 4 года назад +6

      Imagine*

    • @bettercallmao
      @bettercallmao 4 года назад +2

      bruh

    • @Mister_Clean
      @Mister_Clean 4 года назад +57

      I completely bricked one of my parent's pcs at some point in time
      Very possible

    • @punchy207
      @punchy207 4 года назад +20

      i bricked my moms Nokia when i was 7

    • @pastaroni8683
      @pastaroni8683 3 года назад +51

      I got into emulation when I was 13 and I had no clue where to download safe roms so I just went to random websites and went to town

  • @dustbunny6381
    @dustbunny6381 3 года назад +658

    The background at 7:49 looks like a zoom call between bros but cena just dropped his hot pocket and hasn't fully processed it yet and the cat is horrified at this great loss

    • @Mits_
      @Mits_ 6 месяцев назад +8

      you have an amazing imagination

    • @ZuperDarkk
      @ZuperDarkk 6 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@Mits_ truly one of the novels of all time

  • @crazykirby97
    @crazykirby97 8 лет назад +528

    "you need not to call someone who is a scammer and who is a not" - PC Optimizer Professional

    • @physzendax116
      @physzendax116 8 лет назад +2

      damn he was early with that

    • @zzcolby27
      @zzcolby27 8 лет назад +9

      I think I'll call grand dad support. I hear the Fred guy there is amazing.

    • @jengatower9115
      @jengatower9115 8 лет назад +2

      Man

  • @chrysanthemumu3u
    @chrysanthemumu3u 7 лет назад +516

    "i can understand cute kittens,but i cant understand angry pussy'' ~Vargskelethor Joel 2017

  • @aero7535
    @aero7535 7 лет назад +1549

    It should be illegal to type the word professional in comic sans

    • @mettatonex944
      @mettatonex944 7 лет назад +57

      Aero756 BUT ONLY *TRUE* PROS WRITE IN COMIC SANS.

    • @CottonCandyPlayz
      @CottonCandyPlayz 7 лет назад +16

      i'm gonna type it with my eyes closed
      professional ;)

    • @leonard3667
      @leonard3667 6 лет назад +14

      SkyVenomZero
      It's unprofessional, and overall just looks ugly.

    • @hat9527
      @hat9527 6 лет назад +2

      *_PROFESSIONAL_*

    • @sodafizzin
      @sodafizzin 6 лет назад +1

      Ill type it with my eyes closed.
      Proffeduonw wivt conuc sanw

  • @Deadbass_
    @Deadbass_ 4 года назад +308

    9:15
    Legendary phrase alongside with the kill bill siren makes this even more golden

  • @doorstuck706
    @doorstuck706 8 лет назад +996

    "I can't understand angry poosy."

    • @cdagaming575
      @cdagaming575 8 лет назад +2

      Hey, Wanna be cool, Get Bonzibuddy now!!! bonze.link
      PS I'm sorry

    • @cdagaming575
      @cdagaming575 8 лет назад

      bonze.link is the website, previous comment had a typo

    • @cdagaming575
      @cdagaming575 8 лет назад +7

      Kalumrai *When your the one person who calls that out* Thanks for that bud

    • @kolara7757
      @kolara7757 8 лет назад +15

      CDAGaming What? You literally make no sense.

    • @elijahkot5298
      @elijahkot5298 7 лет назад +1

      Toriel The Dreamer tori no ;-;

  • @BeanutPutter01
    @BeanutPutter01 7 лет назад +1502

    I legitimately live 5 minutes away from Hell, Michigan

    • @Matrix_The_One
      @Matrix_The_One 7 лет назад +162

      Why do I have to live in a state with a city legitly called "Hell"?

    • @shatteredmusic
      @shatteredmusic 7 лет назад +148

      Matrix its essentially a meme, you can even pay to be "mayor" of hell for a day which is funny or get married in hell

    • @colltonrighem
      @colltonrighem 7 лет назад +110

      Go to hell

    • @Wyvern_Son_Of_Wyvern
      @Wyvern_Son_Of_Wyvern 7 лет назад +34

      I live next to hell

    • @johnsquarez6806
      @johnsquarez6806 7 лет назад +34

      how's the weather?

  • @TheFunnySmiley999
    @TheFunnySmiley999 8 лет назад +3135

    When the John Cena piano theme started playing I fucking died I can't stop laughing man

    • @jadenpennington98
      @jadenpennington98 8 лет назад +56

      I want that as a ringtone

    • @derpaherpa6654
      @derpaherpa6654 8 лет назад +33

      I actually had an asthma attack watching this AND I DONT HAVE ASTHMA

    • @MrTheil
      @MrTheil 8 лет назад +76

      I love how Joel didn't even read the review that says "My MIDI sounds like someone's repeatedly breaking a piano" lol

    • @TDRR_Gamez
      @TDRR_Gamez 8 лет назад +2

      succ is dead

    • @TheFunnySmiley999
      @TheFunnySmiley999 8 лет назад +6

      TD RollinsR no succ

  • @angel-loves-jazz
    @angel-loves-jazz 3 года назад +927

    "You can convert shit into midi?"
    "Vaporwave is just this thing where you slow down old irrelevant songs"
    "I identify as an attack helicopter cis scum"
    This video is so horrifically 2015 jesus christ lmfao

    • @RookieDropShock
      @RookieDropShock 2 года назад +55

      Yes. It's a treasure.

    • @funnymonke3064
      @funnymonke3064 2 года назад +72

      2015 internet culture was somethin' else. Scary times...

    • @FernandoBenitez-ht7uq
      @FernandoBenitez-ht7uq Год назад +216

      Raised an eyebrow at the attack helicopter joke but then remembered, wow yeah, 2015

    • @caboose9843
      @caboose9843 Год назад +39

      its like a time capsule, a prefectly preserved specimen

    • @VCPRPressingIssues
      @VCPRPressingIssues Год назад +1

      @@FernandoBenitez-ht7uq Shut up

  • @PatchworkRose567
    @PatchworkRose567 7 лет назад +1464

    How does Joel just improvise things like the support call without losing it?

    • @TheAshley432
      @TheAshley432 6 лет назад +78

      NatureGirl567 he's good at improvising

    • @TehVulpez
      @TehVulpez 6 лет назад +19

      P R E R E C O R D E D

    • @TheAshley432
      @TheAshley432 6 лет назад +82

      Vulpez Vulpez it was from a livestream

    • @TehVulpez
      @TehVulpez 6 лет назад +52

      Antho432 see you've fallen for their conspiracy

    • @matthewsearcy8621
      @matthewsearcy8621 6 лет назад +43

      Yeah, I was dying when he called them.
      "He's downloading nipples."

  • @cieldaube
    @cieldaube 7 лет назад +1658

    5:01 "oh son, what you've been doing on the computer?"
    "idk dad, I've been downloading MIDI files!"
    "what's a MIDI file?"
    *"I'LL SHOW YOU!"*
    gets me every goddamn time

  • @DBlackjack21
    @DBlackjack21 9 лет назад +2736

    Can't wait for the Windows 10 destruction.
    Can Ubuntu be destroyed like that?

    • @moileboi2947
      @moileboi2947 9 лет назад +159

      Of course. Doesn't Linux let you do whatever you want with any file?

    • @DBlackjack21
      @DBlackjack21 9 лет назад +78

      Matthew Gomez No no, I was asking if Joel could do this with Ubuntu, if he did it with Mac too he could get an Ubuntu OS to virtually run and destroy.

    • @lirodon
      @lirodon 9 лет назад +34

      DBlackjack21 he can probably find a lot of funky junk in the application center

    • @purple4286
      @purple4286 9 лет назад +23

      DBlackjack21 Windows 10 has already been destroyed. Just wait for the full release.

    • @phillipkrickler8558
      @phillipkrickler8558 9 лет назад +4

      DBlackjack21 no linux has no viruses but yes the files can be erased but not easily

  • @roberte2945
    @roberte2945 4 года назад +284

    "Angry POOSEY" and "Sad Cena" are two of the funniest Joel moments ever.

  • @ryaquaza3offical
    @ryaquaza3offical 7 лет назад +1474

    4:02 ‘I only listen to real music’

    • @lolpogchamp5265
      @lolpogchamp5265 6 лет назад

      Ryaquaza 1 q

    • @lilyanon5538
      @lilyanon5538 6 лет назад +3

      “I only listen to high-quality video game rips.”

    • @TheNoEyedGirl
      @TheNoEyedGirl 6 лет назад +1

      Michael Potter same

    • @BlazenBreaker
      @BlazenBreaker 6 лет назад +3

      4:18

    • @routoz
      @routoz 6 лет назад +1

      Ryaquaza 1 so your name is rayquaza...but your picture is giritina

  • @germanlime
    @germanlime 6 лет назад +3820

    Enter location? Hell!
    *Hell, Michigan, United States*
    Uh... I-I guess, Michigan.
    *laughing hysterically*

    • @IanGoetz
      @IanGoetz 6 лет назад +72

      Michigan is the only plays you can from hell to paradise within an hour

    • @_ForceSmash_
      @_ForceSmash_ 6 лет назад +58

      you can get there from "Hell Gate, Florida"

    • @Being_Online
      @Being_Online 6 лет назад +17

      Yes we have hell the city and a hell winter

    • @TheSplitlip
      @TheSplitlip 6 лет назад +56

      As a person who lives in Hell, it really earned it's name.

    • @TheXLawnMowerMan
      @TheXLawnMowerMan 6 лет назад +4

      Hell, Norway. It's an actual place ;)

  • @RestlessDipstick
    @RestlessDipstick 5 лет назад +1034

    "Can you see me? I can't see you."
    *-Sad Cena, 2015*

    • @Subpar1O1
      @Subpar1O1 5 лет назад +23

      :(
      -John Cena, whenever

    • @theflock4916
      @theflock4916 4 года назад +10

      *I’m legally blind.*

  • @JetFalcon710
    @JetFalcon710 Год назад +119

    I know barely any Russian, but I know just enough to get the gist of the Russian ransomware at 11:35. It's saying that your computer's been locked for viewing illegal videos and that you need to pay a fine of 500 rubles to a Beeline address _(the weird string of numbers)_ to get a code to unlock your computer. After that, it says to remove all videos containing elements of violence and pedophilia afterwards.
    _(500 rubles might seem like a lot of money, but at current exchange rates, one ruble is about equal to one cent. This guy's holding your data hostage for five dollars lmao)_

    • @elesqueleto2010
      @elesqueleto2010 10 месяцев назад +14

      no one will dare hold my john cena midis and mediadrugs for 5 dollars!!!

    • @Commrade-DOGE
      @Commrade-DOGE 9 месяцев назад +5

      Honestly the fact that it was probably more at the time of the stream is interesting

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 9 месяцев назад +16

      ​@@Commrade-DOGE Yeah, I checked some historic exchange rates and 500 rubles would have been worth about $8.80 when this was first streamed. Still cheap as hell tho

    • @sissel02
      @sissel02 2 месяца назад

      The hell's a beeline address

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 2 месяца назад

      @@sissel02 Honestly, I'm not really sure. I'm guessing Beeline's either a cryptocurrency site or the Russian equivalent of Venmo

  • @KamiJoJo
    @KamiJoJo 7 лет назад +538

    👖 T H E R E ' S A T O N O F C O C K S 👖

    • @RealIronyIsGood
      @RealIronyIsGood 6 лет назад +5

      So many cocks! Too many cocks! Stooooop!!!!!

    • @phourthdavid
      @phourthdavid 6 лет назад +6

      That is surely a beautiful duwang

  • @mineash2945
    @mineash2945 8 лет назад +2355

    My teacher emails my mom in Comic Sans.

    • @supabryan1434
      @supabryan1434 8 лет назад +92

      he needs to get fired.

    • @thechef3173
      @thechef3173 8 лет назад +44

      JUST FOR USING A DIFFERENT FONT

    • @iggykad
      @iggykad 8 лет назад +6

      take a joke

    • @wheresthenearestobligatory7080
      @wheresthenearestobligatory7080 8 лет назад +17

      mineash vieck A common rule for me is that it's acceptable for parents and teachers to use it.

    • @grilledpook
      @grilledpook 8 лет назад +43

      mineash vieck My algebra teacher types her tests in Comic Sans and it drives me mad

  • @TheDendran
    @TheDendran 5 лет назад +885

    3:24
    "I'll have to get myself a _prrrrrrrrrrromotion!"_
    Edit: From all those "catch a scammer"-videos I've seen, Joel is the only one who has a scammer hung up on him, that is an achievement in my eyes....

    • @tanyalebean3695
      @tanyalebean3695 4 года назад +4

      @Alan Jordy scammers scamming scammers

    • @fake12396
      @fake12396 4 года назад +3

      you haven't watched enough hoax hotel then, that man is on a whole another level

    • @TimoIvvie
      @TimoIvvie 4 года назад

      Job bot approves this message

    • @TimoIvvie
      @TimoIvvie 4 года назад

      Kuldude 420 that was a horrible joke

    • @joaorodrigues1477
      @joaorodrigues1477 4 года назад +2

      I've heard that somewhere before...

  • @JillofTrades
    @JillofTrades 4 года назад +229

    Joel: *Talks about his son*
    Support: "Tell me something about your daughter."

  • @TABBYMUSIC
    @TABBYMUSIC 5 лет назад +2375

    When he compared Vaporwave to Nightcore i had to rethink my life

    • @IrisXen
      @IrisXen 5 лет назад +297

      They're both effortless shit if done the way most people do it.

    • @IrisXen
      @IrisXen 5 лет назад +126

      @Yol Riin Lask I'm sure people who have their songs stolen only for the stolen version to get more view despite taking two minutes to make are very happy

    • @banjofangirl3458
      @banjofangirl3458 5 лет назад +11

      @@IrisXen really the only upside is that it pleases the hackers that'd like a sped up version without the pitches going wack, but it is pretty effortless

    • @zoezoeflex
      @zoezoeflex 5 лет назад +218

      @@IrisXen Vaporwave can be done great, nightcore is legit only sped up

    • @budakbaongsiah
      @budakbaongsiah 5 лет назад +24

      @@zoezoeflex
      If it's done like how death dynamic shroud.wmv do it, then yeah vaporwave can be great.

  • @TheHuskyK9
    @TheHuskyK9 5 лет назад +529

    7:01 I like how he tries to do a Hulk Hogan impression but ends up doing a perfect Macho Man Randy Savage impression

  • @maleklefleur1667
    @maleklefleur1667 6 лет назад +813

    Joel, I challenge you to destroy a chromebook

    • @pathetic_girl
      @pathetic_girl 6 лет назад +25

      malek shut up I’m not Joel but I’ll try

    • @thesuperpunmaster6369
      @thesuperpunmaster6369 5 лет назад +89

      easy, try to run anything on it

    • @endercrystal8944
      @endercrystal8944 5 лет назад

      ...profile picture source pls?

    • @samlevy9897
      @samlevy9897 5 лет назад +8

      Easy, I've already done it.
      In terms of software *and* physically

    • @rainbowbeetle
      @rainbowbeetle 5 лет назад +3

      Try to run bonzi buddy on it
      Wait that destroys anything

  • @Heroheenie
    @Heroheenie 4 года назад +78

    When he said "HAS ANYONE REALLY BEEN FAR EVEN AS DECIDED TO USE EVEN GO WANT TO DO LOOK MORE LIKE? NYAAAAAAAAAAAÀ"
    *I felt that*

  • @dasutanehineri
    @dasutanehineri 6 лет назад +727

    "You take an anime girl and speed it up and ya got Nightcore"

    • @dindu19385
      @dindu19385 5 лет назад +4

      TWO LITTLE MISS ANIME

    • @rararasputin8608
      @rararasputin8608 5 лет назад +39

      It's literally edgy weeb Chipmunk music.

    • @omicromn2212
      @omicromn2212 5 лет назад +7

      you sir, you speak the truth. nightcore isn't a genre of music anyway.

    • @blacktopsamurai9811
      @blacktopsamurai9811 5 лет назад +2

      @@omicromn2212 Nightcore is actually a real genre, just not correctly described by Joel.

    • @omicromn2212
      @omicromn2212 5 лет назад +23

      it is not a genre.
      all your doing is just, grabbing the .mp3 file of the song and speeding it up. *THAT IS THE DESCRIPTION OF IT*
      if anything it's a way to sneak by copyright.

  • @PingasGamingReal
    @PingasGamingReal 7 лет назад +381

    *god has entered the server*
    *Joel has entered the server*
    *god has abandoned humankind*

  • @Cteklite
    @Cteklite 8 лет назад +1191

    "All nightcore is- is that you take an anime girl and speed it up and you get nightcore!"
    I love Joel.

  • @misterartist1603
    @misterartist1603 4 года назад +189

    (Kids crowd around Joel)
    Kids: Say the line Joel
    Joel: 7:41
    (Everyone goes crazy)

    • @Meme_Lor
      @Meme_Lor 3 года назад +14

      10:37
      Joel after the meme first became a thing

    • @Hexadiddle
      @Hexadiddle 2 года назад +2

      Do the roar

    • @Agente13840
      @Agente13840 7 месяцев назад +1

      The líne? Theyre dangerously cheesy..

  • @jackknall9966
    @jackknall9966 6 лет назад +802

    My school actually uses that cat as it's desktop

    • @jetvellareno382
      @jetvellareno382 5 лет назад +11

      Oh
      REALLY

    • @rock6450
      @rock6450 5 лет назад +85

      *_Angery Pussy Noises can be heard in the background._*

    • @TheBMEGuy
      @TheBMEGuy 5 лет назад +49

      Angry Pussy University

    • @HuntedBoBo
      @HuntedBoBo 5 лет назад +2

      Jackknall I didn’t know you watch Joel

    • @313_A__
      @313_A__ 5 лет назад

      @@TheBMEGuy lmao

  • @ghostyface5094
    @ghostyface5094 6 лет назад +585

    EEET’S WEERKIIIING
    EEEET’S WEEEERRKKIIIIIIING

  • @28PickleMan
    @28PickleMan 9 лет назад +590

    4:27 one of the coments says "My midi sounds like someone is repeatedly breaking a piano"

    • @28PickleMan
      @28PickleMan 9 лет назад +46

      PickleMan28 4:20*

    • @nattylight512
      @nattylight512 9 лет назад +3

      The midi was a thing called black midi those are usually bad but just listen to nights of nights I'm not a big fan of the tou ho or something like that but most of the music in that game is made up of black midi or a bunch of keys being smashed

    • @spinyjustspiny3289
      @spinyjustspiny3289 9 лет назад +32

      nathan estrada Black Midi is something that is intentionally overloaded with so many notes that a computer and it's speakers will actually struggle to process what's going on.
      The converter is just taking the notes and arranging them haphazardly to every little tick in the audio file.

    • @nattylight512
      @nattylight512 9 лет назад

      Ah thanks I really don't get it to much

    • @MediaMunkee
      @MediaMunkee 9 лет назад +9

      Spiny Justspiny I once used a midi converter on Don't Stop Me Now.
      The really frightening part is when the piano notes actually coherently coalesce into discernible segments of the lyrics. It's genuinely fucking creepy.

  • @amberpurrington3565
    @amberpurrington3565 3 года назад +67

    pretty sure the reason the scammer said "tell me about your daughter" was to get to know him more and trying to get him on his good side, y'know so the scammee might start to trust him.

    • @jank3875
      @jank3875 3 года назад +24

      it was definitely because he realized joel was fucking with him and was trying to get him back. it was an innuendo. as someone who's fucked with scammers before they will definitely get defensive and try to insult you if they realize you're prank calling

    • @ttnbnz
      @ttnbnz 10 месяцев назад

      he sounded dead inside as hell lmao

  • @Terraiste
    @Terraiste 7 лет назад +649

    The scammer sounds like bonzi buddy

  • @slimemoldfan
    @slimemoldfan 7 лет назад +556

    *A N G E R Y P O O S E Y*

    • @uptopz
      @uptopz 6 лет назад

      Lol 0:59

  • @Luckyfoxoval78
    @Luckyfoxoval78 8 лет назад +917

    "Would you like to run or delete jin and juice.exe" fucking killed me.

    • @Espeonstar1
      @Espeonstar1 8 лет назад +16

      You gotta add emphasis to it man. "Would you like to run or delete gin and juice, _.exe_." Or something.

    • @ayra_c3781
      @ayra_c3781 8 лет назад

      Virtual Cancer Fuckinell

    • @SirChubbyBunny
      @SirChubbyBunny 8 лет назад

      XD

    • @evileyeden8024
      @evileyeden8024 8 лет назад +7

      run. run for your life bitch.

    • @cringe9361
      @cringe9361 7 лет назад +1

      DELETE IT! KILL IT! KILL IT WITH AN ANTIVIRUS!

  • @pikajade
    @pikajade Год назад +17

    3:10 "we live in 2015 and it's starting to show" is a line that has only gotten better with time

  • @queensofmewni459
    @queensofmewni459 5 лет назад +564

    1:51 gRaPhIc DeSiGn Is My PaSsion

  • @MathematicalVoid
    @MathematicalVoid 9 лет назад +308

    John Cena heard that midi of his theme and lost all hope in humanity. That's why he looks so sad on the desktop wallpaper.

    • @AwesomeCoolGuy2133
      @AwesomeCoolGuy2133 9 лет назад

      +Gabe Newell GABEN

    • @brandtheblazesoul6836
      @brandtheblazesoul6836 9 лет назад

      +Copeland Pennington sad cena

    • @aftabansari-sq9mi
      @aftabansari-sq9mi 9 лет назад

      I found this awesome all in one cheat for Megapolis :) facebook.com/Megapolis-Unlimited-Megabucks-Coins-Cheat-1654955428079102/?pidid=8309bd22-29e4-44f0-802d-461f00204a5d [Vinesauce] Joel - Windows 8 Destruction

    • @lanfloyd7131
      @lanfloyd7131 9 лет назад

      +aftab ansari FOKIN NOOB
      STOP PLAYING THOSE GAY ASS RIPOFFS OF MINECRAFT

    • @generalrubbish9513
      @generalrubbish9513 9 лет назад

      +Copeland Pennington
      4:01 SadCena.mid

  • @Slumpp
    @Slumpp 6 лет назад +361

    How to snort a mp3 file

  • @rolandkatsuragi
    @rolandkatsuragi 4 года назад +46

    0:21 it was from that moment on, I started following Joel's adventures in toolbars

  • @lilyanon5538
    @lilyanon5538 7 лет назад +640

    7:41
    The Return of G R A Y A N D D A Y A D.

    • @Vulpyyy
      @Vulpyyy 6 лет назад +3

      Michael Potter 500+ likes and only 1 single comment

    • @SpookyMySharpie
      @SpookyMySharpie Месяц назад

      Last

  • @livvxx.0
    @livvxx.0 5 лет назад +2299

    Father: what's a MIDI file?
    Son:I'l show you!
    Father:
    *Dissapointed John cena*

    • @CalumHGaming
      @CalumHGaming 4 года назад +28

      gtg868g6tt686tg6gt6gt67yhhhiijjii9@@@@@@@'lokiojjuihg5d3ws3s33a32a32s44rddfcygyuuyuuh

    • @lunarblx2012
      @lunarblx2012 4 года назад +16

      @@CalumHGaming
      Wtf i dont understand baby language or gibberish or whatever the fuck you are saying

    • @neuravanny
      @neuravanny 4 года назад +53

      @@lunarblx2012 stop bullying him, he's speaking the ancient tounge

    • @lunarblx2012
      @lunarblx2012 4 года назад +16

      @@neuravanny
      Tongue*
      Hm
      So the ancient tongue is smashing your head on your keyboard.

    • @shiteyanyostan9922
      @shiteyanyostan9922 4 года назад +2

      Calum HGaming *yes*

  • @cousycousy
    @cousycousy 7 лет назад +223

    "What's a MIDI file?"
    "I'LL SHOW YOU!"
    *existential crisis John Cena zoom in*

  • @danielkahle8829
    @danielkahle8829 7 дней назад +3

    "We're living in 2015 and its starting to show" reeeeeeally hits different in 2024.

  • @TempoTronica
    @TempoTronica 6 лет назад +379

    I like how he tries to make you out as the bad person.

  • @Masquesystemsltd
    @Masquesystemsltd 9 лет назад +591

    "I sexually identify as an attack helicopter" - Vinesauce Joel, 2015

    • @SliceySlicer
      @SliceySlicer 9 лет назад +33

      Triggered

    • @ThisIsReadyMade
      @ThisIsReadyMade 9 лет назад +9

      Too edgy

    • @OddMike
      @OddMike 9 лет назад +8

      every joke on this comment thread has been used 200 times please think of something better

    • @OddMike
      @OddMike 9 лет назад

      Fam xOraham alright

    • @JamesTheCelestial
      @JamesTheCelestial 9 лет назад +1

      ***** 10/10.

  • @cyborgdonut1425
    @cyborgdonut1425 9 лет назад +645

    You should download more RAM to your computer.

  • @jojosnans
    @jojosnans 3 года назад +37

    3:11 "We live in 2015"
    I wish it was 2015 good times

  • @utopiaa_1775
    @utopiaa_1775 4 года назад +634

    7:41 HE SAID THE THING

    • @Mightymite1
      @Mightymite1 4 года назад +6

      But not the original one.

    • @VarxenCore9
      @VarxenCore9 4 года назад +3

      i assume he read his live chat but okay

    • @ivoryvt
      @ivoryvt 3 года назад +8

      Fleentstones?

  • @flippy08100
    @flippy08100 9 лет назад +335

    4:23 "My MIDI sounds like someones repeatedly breaking a piano" On point, lol

    • @estatic6258
      @estatic6258 9 лет назад

      hehe

    • @Pep_Brew
      @Pep_Brew 9 лет назад +1

      +Sergeant Flipper you noticed that too lol

    • @0nixx
      @0nixx 9 лет назад +2

      +Sergeant Flipper Sounds to me like someone sliding their face across a piano.

    • @ihatetrollingGaming
      @ihatetrollingGaming 9 лет назад +4

      +WohlfGaming more like a lot of people slamming their faces on a piano in time with music

    • @CutestCosmicCat
      @CutestCosmicCat 9 лет назад +1

      +Sergeant Flipper I almost died of laughter from that!

  • @JerichoUno
    @JerichoUno 7 лет назад +597

    Lol my antivirus is super aggresive. It deleted microsoft word and steam.
    It's synmantec lol. It's actually over aggresive.

    • @theofficialchannelofoffici7962
      @theofficialchannelofoffici7962 6 лет назад +86

      Jericho Uno my antivirus, an old one, said "a harmful file has been found" and showed it deleting my boot file...the worst part was, it was preinstalled on the computer, I want to kill myself

    • @justinbaxter7640
      @justinbaxter7640 6 лет назад +27

      Jericho Uno I once had a pre installed antivirus that slowed my computer to a crawl and made it literally unusable

    • @RoseDingus
      @RoseDingus 6 лет назад +21

      malwarebytes is g o o d

    • @lillersox
      @lillersox 6 лет назад +4

      Jericho Uno the Russians got to him

    • @faustas405
      @faustas405 6 лет назад +11

      i've had an anti-virus which tried to delete my CMD, i've been struggling trying to actually know if i should delete it or not, been trying to decide for over an hour before actually shutting down the PC

  • @onlyrushb6428
    @onlyrushb6428 2 года назад +74

    the fact that Joel predicted every tiktok audio ever

  • @shawn_99
    @shawn_99 6 лет назад +703

    Why, as the founder of a town, would you call your town "Hell"??

    • @BizzarreProductions
      @BizzarreProductions 6 лет назад +202

      There are two theories for the origin of Hell's name. The first is that a pair of German travelers stepped out of a stagecoach one sunny afternoon in the 1830s, and one said to the other, "So schön hell!" (translated as, "So beautifully bright!") Their comments were overheard by some locals and the name stuck. Soon after Michigan gained statehood, George Reeves was asked what he thought the town he helped settle should be called and replied "I don't care. You can name it Hell for all I care." The name became official on October 13, 1841. The second theory is tied to the "hell-like" conditions encountered by early explorers including mosquitos, thick forest cover, and extensive wetlands.

    • @mitchelldrake6069
      @mitchelldrake6069 6 лет назад +68

      Because he was probably a badass that only wanted other badasses to live with him, so he thought of the edgiest name possible and it just stuck

    • @RealIronyIsGood
      @RealIronyIsGood 6 лет назад +30

      Tourism.

    • @EdibleWallpaper
      @EdibleWallpaper 6 лет назад +17

      Idfk what the person was thinking, but hey at least I can say I live a few miles from Hell

    • @theinternalkiller
      @theinternalkiller 6 лет назад +46

      As a Michigander I can confirm Hell freezes over every year.

  • @sloancore
    @sloancore 8 лет назад +700

    When the John Cena midi started playing I lost my fucking shit.

  • @TheMemeSheriff
    @TheMemeSheriff 8 лет назад +298

    5:35 Joel predicted the rise of vapor wave

    • @forlixtechtips2300
      @forlixtechtips2300 7 лет назад +16

      OverworldTNTPig and the attack helicopter **insert Lenny here**

    • @mira-stienen2538
      @mira-stienen2538 7 лет назад +10

      Awkward Aardvark Bitch lasagna

    • @smearfo5612
      @smearfo5612 7 лет назад +2

      Caused*

    • @ElectricoGamez
      @ElectricoGamez Год назад

      Looks like people 6 years ago already knew what sh*t was gonna take place in the 2020s.

  • @P0lakP0wer
    @P0lakP0wer Год назад +6

    8 years later and I still keep coming back to this video

  • @extremegamer3231
    @extremegamer3231 7 лет назад +320

    Are you steve jubs?

  • @TheAltairAmnell
    @TheAltairAmnell 8 лет назад +233

    "You take an anime girl
    You speed it up
    You got night core"-Joel

    • @gameboyx6423
      @gameboyx6423 7 лет назад +6

      Holy fucking shit,you like SCP Containment Breach?!?!

    • @leosuzaku9638
      @leosuzaku9638 7 лет назад

      but the real question is
      Is he wrong? Didn't think so.

  • @yawnster7274
    @yawnster7274 4 года назад +346

    My lil bro: *uses computer for one hour
    The computer:

    • @AbsoluteWarlord1
      @AbsoluteWarlord1 4 года назад +21

      > free minecraft download

    • @doyouarehavestupid9659
      @doyouarehavestupid9659 4 года назад +18

      > free robux hack no virus 2020

    • @proisyou5078
      @proisyou5078 4 года назад +9

      >minecraft mod for girlfriends not fake 2020 free original

    • @Herlinawatimova2023
      @Herlinawatimova2023 3 года назад +1

      >Gin and juice.exe

    • @molly5917
      @molly5917 2 года назад

      @@proisyou5078 there are some mods that are like that that are not a virus one of them is it's got a whole bunch of things it's got two new dimensions a bunch of new Mobs new or it's for 1.7.10 and it plays real well with other mods except for more it doesn't like to play well with that one but it still will

  • @Gman_2009_
    @Gman_2009_ 3 года назад +44

    I love when Joel unintentionally sounds like Strong Bad.

  • @dylaxiusmccoy
    @dylaxiusmccoy 4 года назад +811

    Father: What's a MIDI?
    Son: I'll show you!
    *Computer begins emitting the sound of infinite bones rattling against the iron gates of hell*

  • @LilyBlue53
    @LilyBlue53 5 лет назад +231

    7:41 FLEENSTONES???

  • @KilleRGameSHerE
    @KilleRGameSHerE 8 лет назад +501

    I listen to EXE files

  • @SphealN1
    @SphealN1 5 месяцев назад +15

    Can't believe Its been 8 years since windows 8 was destroyed

    • @Testboi96yt
      @Testboi96yt 5 месяцев назад +4

      9 tommorow

    • @SphealN1
      @SphealN1 5 месяцев назад

      @@Testboi96yt dam that much has passed ?

    • @Testboi96yt
      @Testboi96yt 5 месяцев назад

      @@SphealN1 yes..

  • @malachiatkinson7245
    @malachiatkinson7245 4 года назад +204

    There's a restaurant near where I live with its sign in Comic Sans. I've heard it's pretty good, though, and there's always at least a few cars there. A good example of taste over presentation.
    Update: I went there. It's pretty damn good.

  • @georgios.dreihardt
    @georgios.dreihardt 6 лет назад +179

    "It's like an Alien just plugged into a Midi file and is trying to like Give me Knowledge of Pluto or something"

  • @kermitthefrog9500
    @kermitthefrog9500 9 лет назад +269

    I have a mega weeb friend and she keeps saying "you should listen to nightcore!!!1!" and sets "love nightcore" as her Skype status.
    She is 100% weeb, she even keeps trying to draw anime and it looks like shit (I don't tell her that lmao)
    I swear to god, I will send her the Limp Bizkit nightcore.

    • @squidtv9263
      @squidtv9263 9 лет назад

      Same.

    • @squidtv9263
      @squidtv9263 9 лет назад +16

      +kuuroki uh... no! Vocaloid is GOOD.

    • @kermitthefrog9500
      @kermitthefrog9500 9 лет назад +10

      she's like fuckin 11 and will not stop pestering me
      ELIMINATE THE WEAKEST LINK

    • @kermitthefrog9500
      @kermitthefrog9500 9 лет назад +15

      also she has a sister who is fed up with her weeb antics
      One time, she wanted to do a 'collab' with me. I agreed, and we both drew our part.
      she didn't add fucking eyes to her drawing and I keep trying to draw eyes to help and she yells at me and gives me art tips even though her drawing was absolute shit

    • @squidtv9263
      @squidtv9263 9 лет назад +4

      +Rin Kagamine Your struggle has not gone unnoticed. I admire your patience and respect you.

  • @henrynelson9301
    @henrynelson9301 4 года назад +43

    That Limp Bizkit Nightcore is too real

  • @CheeseburgerFreedomMan
    @CheeseburgerFreedomMan 8 лет назад +1751

    Please vote for me

    • @CheeseburgerFreedomMan
      @CheeseburgerFreedomMan 8 лет назад +7

      Bloch bAckhack Reloaded You know I posted that 10 days ago, right?

    • @meemzjr.9954
      @meemzjr.9954 8 лет назад +28

      Cheeseburger Freedom Man rise up my son

    • @kurbusmax
      @kurbusmax 7 лет назад +4

      Cheeseburger Freedom Man no

    • @didgeridoodanielle
      @didgeridoodanielle 7 лет назад +5

      I VOTE FOR YOU GOOD SIR I WILL SMOKE ALL THE WEED AND SAVE ALL THE BEES FOR YOU

    • @leosuzaku9638
      @leosuzaku9638 7 лет назад +2

      I'd vote for you a-anytime, Freedom-san~

  • @lolgal1996
    @lolgal1996 7 лет назад +145

    when i was like 9 i discovered windows dancer and i would always fuck with my mom by putting the lady who was 2002 visualized in the corner of her screen cause it pissed her off

    • @FunkayMonkay-i9o
      @FunkayMonkay-i9o 7 лет назад +6

      That was the best.

    • @CyanideOwl
      @CyanideOwl 6 лет назад +1

      I understood this part:
      "... And i was fucking with my mom... "
      way differently.

  • @jwalcheski
    @jwalcheski 6 лет назад +309

    SAD! By Cena

    • @hampoon
      @hampoon 6 лет назад +25

      SevenFour nice profile picture
      angry pussy

    • @mhggggg
      @mhggggg 5 лет назад +4

      *xxxcena*

    • @Nickbotmax
      @Nickbotmax 5 лет назад +9

      XXXTENTACENA

    • @cope9489
      @cope9489 5 лет назад

      Wait, did he get shot?

    • @beleben4603
      @beleben4603 5 лет назад

      100th like

  • @Waddledee101
    @Waddledee101 10 месяцев назад +3

    I always love watching the wallpapers change with no mention of changing them

  • @grongy6122
    @grongy6122 7 лет назад +182

    Music in the beginning is Robocop 3 for Sega Genesis.

  • @arthp.9451
    @arthp.9451 8 лет назад +111

    *"Certified PC experts are just one call away!"*
    -Tell me about ur daughter...
    -Look, look, i don't care about who you are...
    -Did anyone call you to asking money???
    -OKAY OKAY, so you do not need to call, and your son doens't know about anything...
    -And OOUH, if you are a Steve Jobs or something...

  • @pockypurse
    @pockypurse 4 года назад +110

    I fucking love the moment at 4:51, just the picture of sad John Cena being consoled by two butterflies perched on his face, as SATAN HAMMERS AWAY ON THE PIANO

  • @skelkankaos
    @skelkankaos 3 года назад +21

    Sad Cena midi butterfly was genuinely one of the defining moments of my life

  • @miaugato93
    @miaugato93 9 лет назад +687

    8:29 Kermit the Frog Calls PCOptimzerPro Customer Service

    • @FAZEDIE56
      @FAZEDIE56 9 лет назад

      XD

    • @ZeppNSoft
      @ZeppNSoft 9 лет назад +8

      he has been downloading nipples all over

    • @fearanger1
      @fearanger1 9 лет назад +13

      +Tiago Costa "Tell me about our daughter..." BAD. FUCKING. TOUCH.

    • @fertiag
      @fertiag 9 лет назад

      +Tiago Costa pt?

    • @miaugato93
      @miaugato93 9 лет назад

      tiago ferreira ya

  • @CoffiiCorgii
    @CoffiiCorgii 9 лет назад +504

    "Comic sans"
    He haunted you even before the game came out

    • @jonathanhackett3405
      @jonathanhackett3405 9 лет назад +94

      Dunked on from the future.

    • @CoffiiCorgii
      @CoffiiCorgii 9 лет назад

      Bazooka Yoshi exactly

    • @TheIronBoat
      @TheIronBoat 9 лет назад

      I love Sans. He's just so chill that people should learn from him.... I kinda adapted his way to live.. "kinda"...

    • @CoffiiCorgii
      @CoffiiCorgii 9 лет назад

      +theTrophyMachine - league of legends yup, after I played undertale I got so relaxed and I started telling a ton of jokes xD

    • @TheIronBoat
      @TheIronBoat 9 лет назад

      +Freja The Snivy I was a bad comedian before it was cool :3 and by the way, do you play team fortress 2? if ye do, Add me, My steam name is *Roxely **#RoadToAustralium*

  • @HaodSunday
    @HaodSunday 9 лет назад +478

    I thought he stopped doing Windows Destruction
    If you do it again, WINDOWS 10!

  • @LaskyLabs
    @LaskyLabs 3 года назад +21

    Watching older Vinesauce content is interesting. Because Joel's voice has changed a lot, but Vinny's has remained extremely consistent.

  • @tryhardgamr3262
    @tryhardgamr3262 8 лет назад +68

    7:40 Grand Dad