I wish I could talk to the developers. It's been over 4 years and I still dont know why it played a toilet flushing sound as he creepily peaks over the desk.
chloerogers He’s very fortunate that Caddy spared him. That game was awful. Also, minor correction, it was actually the PS2, released in 2008, but you wouldn’t be blamed for assuming the PS1 since it looks that bad.
Remains one of my favorite Jontron videos. And it doesn't even have an appearance by Jacques. Also, I love how Ruben's main reason for liking the Noah's Ark story is that he "loves animals", rather than any religious beliefs.
Fun fact: Noah’s adventure 1 actually exists, and the characters in that game are the very same ones walking in the background at 5:48. And yes, it was a true piece of art just like the sequel
@@moomooold nah, it's on PC. It's a game where you basically play hide and seek with the ten animals on the ark. There's also an animal trivia mode. For some reason, I kept mixing it up with that FPS Noah's ark game based on the wolfenstein engine. That was on the SNES.
S billings This seems like a game that would only be allowed on the library computers in a catholic school during the videogame violence fear mongering. That or it’s the only game your religious parents would allow you to play since they were too scared to get you Pokémon, World of Warcraft, or Club Penguin.
"Do you think that Noah had any creature races in those days after the world flood? Did Noah play and have fun with the animals?" Actually, Noah got drunk, passed out naked in front of his kids, and cursed one of them.
I dunno about Noah but Lot's daughters (the ones he offered up for rape rather than the smokin' hot angels) did get him drunk and then impregnate themselves after the whole Sodom fiasco.
You know, it's games like this that bring Christians and non-Christians together. Because, even with our different beliefs, we can all agree that this game is incredibly fucking stupid.
***** , The Room reverts Christians into aetheists, because no God would allow such a monstrocity to happen. Likewise, it reverts aetheists into Christians, because only an otherworldly nature would mishmash such stupidity into one film.
This is the best game ever! Forget Metal Gear Solid; BioShock; Last Of Us; or Star Wars : Knights of The Old Republic. This game is the real thing, baby, give it to me!
***** If only the people that waste their time saying that Arin denies Jon being on the show would just die out. Cause Arin never said that Jon wasn't on the show, nor has he made any hints.
Song Lyrics: 6:59 Jewish Rhino Tophat Pig Dancin' lamb doesn't know he's about to get *slaughtered* I don't know what that is on the right,I think it might be a *PHARAOH GOAT!*
I don't even know what the fuck's your problem There's a police cocaine boat From Miami But that's okay 'Cause why not? I did a buncha coke before I made dis game
I can't tell if this game is being ironic about the whole religion thing, or if it is legitimately trying to promote Christianity. Either way, all of the developers were definitely doing all of the drugs when making this, regardless of their religious views.
Im pretty sure that, if anything, it's trying to ridicule christianity. You're totally right about the drugs thing though... Sheesh, thats some good stuff...
Itypecommentssometimes This is the first case of Poe's Law though, where I can't even figure out whether it's supposed to be pro or con on the surface level. I'm not even talking about whether it's a parody or not. Both characters are clearly idiots so what the fuck... ? Maybe it's a parody of insane people ...or sane people. I dunno! My head hurts.
90% of Comments = People complaining about both Atheists and Christians fighting 5% of Comments = Atheists and Christians fighting 10% of Comments= People talking about the video Why is it 105%? Because that's how much effort Jon puts into his videos.
8:55 Having grown up in church, I can tell you that synth music is very popular with Christian's children CDs, especially from the 90's to 00's. The Van Halen resemblance is entirely coincidental.
I wouldn't be surprised if this was made by hardcore atheists to discredit religion.. I also wouldn't be surprised if it was made by religious people who had no idea how to make a game. Both are equally viable.
Am I the only one who doesn't get why we have to argue? I mean seriously, lets just keep our beliefs to ourselves, no need to go pointing fingers and yelling "He started it". We're not a bunch of 5 years. Seriously, as a Christian, I face palm whenever I see any party, Christian or Atheist, go "Humph, my belief is always perfect and clean and the other guy started it". To Christians, no need to go ramming non-believers in the face with words of hatred, as Jesus or God would not want us to. For Atheist, its fine to state you don't believe in "x" religion, just don't try to provoke another group with hateful messages. If anything, I hope we can stand on the principle that Christmas is supposed to be a time of peace and that we should spend it in delight rather than in hate.
My family isnt big on christmas so i had to make my own traditions; ive watched this video every chirstmas eve since its released! Always the first thing i think of when Christmas rolls around!
@@sierras4718 But those existed too. Media tends to dramatize them, but they were absolutely real. Even the Jolly Roger (the skull and crossbones flag) was actually used.
I don’t know if a group of Catholic school teachers decided to make a game made for children or someone got drunk and found a bible and decided they were gonna make a game about it.
It's a common insult from obnoxiously smart people towards stupid people, or at least it used to be. Basically, she's saying he's so simple-minded it's the only thing he'd be able to follow.
The moral of this story is: Never hate yourself, or else, God might turn you and everyone you know into animals and force you to race in ludicrous racing tracks for the shits and giggles. IF IT'S GOOD FOR THE KIDS, *IT'S GOOD FOR THE ADULTS.*
Yet another moral: When God wants you to learn an extract from the Bible, he'll find a way to make you drive a moving train through a mine and then have the train slam into a billboard with the scripture on it at top speed.
K3WRO "to inhale the sweet moon air, to swim counter clockwise through the rings of the moon, or perhaps just chillin' on the backside of the *_MOON?_*
Sandor Szabolcs I can guarantee with about 98% certainty that TomSka, if he even has ever heard of this game, had not heard of it prior to the creation of Desmond the Moon Bear.
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I wish I could talk to the developers.
It's been over 4 years and I still dont know why it played a toilet flushing sound as he creepily peaks over the desk.
Because he takes 3 years to make a video.
@@zoltanz288 Ruben takes three years to make a video?
@@horseluver4ever623 I have no idea what that comment of mine is doing there. I think I left that in a different thread. Wtf?
@@zoltanz288 I was thinking as much.
It's pure art. There doesn't need to be an explanation other that it is a blessing that it exists in the first place.
Ruben : "Will Jon release his content on a consistent basis "
Jon : "Now Ruben you know that's a loaded question "
Wait a minute I know you. You were the guy that gave caddicaurus George of the jungle on PS1
chloerogers He’s very fortunate that Caddy spared him. That game was awful.
Also, minor correction, it was actually the PS2, released in 2008, but you wouldn’t be blamed for assuming the PS1 since it looks that bad.
this comment has not aged well lol
he still won't
Jesus Christ is the only way to heaven turn to him before it is too late
1:07 "There's no rest for JonTron, is there. There's no rest."
*goes on 7 month hiatus*
I prefer to flexseal my ass shut
Lol
Umm excuse mwa butt it’s “/(A)\” JonTron
Wait till the future he go's on hiatus again for who knows how long
Kr1sp Hiatus? You mean Coma. That's what this shit does to a man.
It's nuts just how rewatchable Jon's videos are
I KNOW
Raphael is the best turtle.
@@WyattMcFeelz if you need new things I would recommend Manley reviews he funny
Jon is just...PERFECTION
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 MICHAEL IS
The whole "To the moon though" meltdown gets me every time.
“Yogurt’s(?) takin’ me to the Moon!”
I was today years old when I realized he's saying "you're just"
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I just spit my water all over the place I couldn’t stop laughing 😂
.. To the moon, tho.
Shoutouts to JonTron for making Christmas even better
M80 XXXmas m87
Bring it m90
Happy qwikscopemas m8s
lik n subscrieb if u dont want 2 get NOOOOOSCOPED
It's so weird seeing a comment from Pyrocynical without numbers or the word edgy.
Was that toilet flushing sound actually in the game? Because if so, that's either the most beautiful or most horrible thing I've ever seen.
It is indeed an ingame sound effect
Mary McGinnis it is an ingame sound effect :'D
Yes it is very much a sound effect that is ingame.
That definitely is an in game sound effect
Yes it is very much a sound effect that is ingame.
Remains one of my favorite Jontron videos. And it doesn't even have an appearance by Jacques.
Also, I love how Ruben's main reason for liking the Noah's Ark story is that he "loves animals", rather than any religious beliefs.
Seems like something I would say
Jon I hate to be that guy but I can confirm, as a historian, that both Egyptians and pirates both did exist, and did exist at the same time.
Skull and Crossbones flag waving pirates did not exist 12000+ BC
Sky Strauser I guess technically, no, _that_ type of pirate didn’t exist alongside the Egyptians, but they definitely did exist.
If I can double down on "that guyness" might I add that Egyptians have existed during more less all time periods. They exist even today, in Egypt.
@@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 Not for very much longer
@@marcar9marcar972 that's for us to know and for you to find out
Fun fact: Noah’s adventure 1 actually exists, and the characters in that game are the very same ones walking in the background at 5:48. And yes, it was a true piece of art just like the sequel
Luckyeti omg jontron must be told about this!!!
@@kayhaven4710 He knows, he's just protecting us
is it that one nes game?
@@moomooold nah, it's on PC. It's a game where you basically play hide and seek with the ten animals on the ark. There's also an animal trivia mode.
For some reason, I kept mixing it up with that FPS Noah's ark game based on the wolfenstein engine. That was on the SNES.
You spelled "art" wrong. It's spelled S-H-I-T.
Jon,
Yes, Noah's Adventure 1 exists.
You know what you must do.
Rachel Dilts we must die 😶🔫
Oh God, no.
Isn't it basically a Doom clone?
It's a Wolfenstein 3D clone.
We in Italy we have a RUclipsr who covered it... Christ that's something not even bleach can erase
No one talking about how the two other people who weren’t even apart of Hannah and reuben’s conversation got turned into animals.
God missed
@@quantumblauthor7300 He tends to do that.
Didn't want any witnesses to what happened
I’ve had the dishonor of playing this game and yes I can confirm the toilet sound is a thing
Any gems from this game that he managed to miss?
a brave man
S billings
This seems like a game that would only be allowed on the library computers in a catholic school during the videogame violence fear mongering. That or it’s the only game your religious parents would allow you to play since they were too scared to get you Pokémon, World of Warcraft, or Club Penguin.
You mean the honor?
sir i think you accidentally wrote 'dis'
Goat Simulator is the spiritual sucessor to this.
Calvin Parmeter >Goat Simulator
>Good
Pick one
Jontron should do a video about goat stimulator.
J. Cav Goat Simulator SUCKS!
Calvin Parmeter would buy it
Calvin Parmeter you're winner
Why is JonTron so rewatchable?
Dappis if you rewatch his videos, you'll know
I know why is he so rewachable
because with how infrequently he uploads you don't have much options
That's a loaded question Reuben
because he's jontron.
It unironically makes me happy that Tamar the Tiger's description is "lovely"
Sublime
Excellent
Wonderful
Delightful
Joyous
"Do you think that Noah had any creature races in those days after the world flood? Did Noah play and have fun with the animals?"
Actually, Noah got drunk, passed out naked in front of his kids, and cursed one of them.
It's a bit more complicated than that. For one thing, one of his kids probably raped him.
I dunno about Noah but Lot's daughters (the ones he offered up for rape rather than the smokin' hot angels) did get him drunk and then impregnate themselves after the whole Sodom fiasco.
+MahaerHD (Mahaer Mahmud) I'm a Jew, so I believe he did.
And I'm an atheist, so I believe both stories are full of shit. :3
Fair enough.
You know, it's games like this that bring Christians and non-Christians together. Because, even with our different beliefs, we can all agree that this game is incredibly fucking stupid.
You nailed it right on the head there.
amen.
~From an Honest to goodness Christian.
Well, we got one. It's a start. Also, the Room. That's two.
***** , The Room reverts Christians into aetheists, because no God would allow such a monstrocity to happen. Likewise, it reverts aetheists into Christians, because only an otherworldly nature would mishmash such stupidity into one film.
Preach that shit
Atheists and Christians may disagree in a lot of ways about the world, but at least we can all, for once, that this game is a horrifying monstrosity.
This is the best game ever! Forget Metal Gear Solid; BioShock; Last Of Us; or Star Wars : Knights of The Old Republic. This game is the real thing, baby, give it to me!
Agreed!
Joshua You forgot The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
as a witchcraft apprentice, i agree
KentuckyWallChicken uh..hi?
Hannah: "I'm not feeling so well..."
I guess you could say she was feeling a little.....hoarse.
You barely pass this one just barely
JonTron is filmed in front of a live studio audience.
She didn't feel so good.
*slow clap*
Just take my like
jesus christ
STROM INKOMIN
video dinkle!
Cheese and rice
jesus christ is right, my bae
Dunkey.
this game.
play it.
now.
The Zoo Race:
From the animators of Foodfight
and the writers and director of The Room
WHAT? Tommy Wiseau himsellf?! oh man, i must buy this shit!
So that's it.....I knew this game reminded me of something.....
and the voice actors of birdemic
There was animation in Food Fight?
Writers and director of the room can be summed up with two words- Tommy Wiseau
"There's no rest for a JonTron, is there?"
Now, Reuben, you know that's a loaded question.
*DID NOAH HAVE FUN AND PLAY WITH THE ANIMALS*
*NOW RUBEN, YOU KNOW THAT'S A LOADED QUESTION*
i literally watch this every year for christmas
❤️
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas, friends. I'm back to rewatch too :)
@Sad Gordon Ramsey same
i literally watch this every day
This has been the weirdest day ever.
Holy shit! Hi Tim!
hi tim
TIM!
Greetings Mr. Bishop
Was it this game alone?
Mr. Stark, I don't feel too good. *becomes actual spider*
Rowan Brown lol
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
I would pay to see that alternate sequence
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Yeas
Ah that tiny not-so-grump on Jon's shelf makes me so happy.
Yay you saw it too :D JonForever
Just that thing chilling there makes me smile. :)
*****
If only the people that waste their time saying that Arin denies Jon being on the show would just die out.
Cause Arin never said that Jon wasn't on the show, nor has he made any hints.
fancy seeing you here :'D
illbringyoudown Oh hey! :D I'm everywhere these days
That J-pop haunts my nightmares.
Yes
Lol
I call it χ-pop, or Christ Pop.
That's... that's not what J-pop is lmao
@@networknomad5600 welcome to the joke
Song Lyrics:
6:59
Jewish Rhino
Tophat Pig
Dancin' lamb doesn't know he's about to get *slaughtered*
I don't know what that is on the right,I think it might be a *PHARAOH GOAT!*
I don't even know what the fuck's your problem
There's a police cocaine boat
From Miami
But that's okay
'Cause why not?
I did a buncha coke before I made dis game
Truly a masterpiece. A true work of art
Yo jontron's vocals are fire 🔥🔥🔥
Wheres the rest of the songs?? XD
Tobuscus’ Literal Gameplay
Yes. This game will bring MANY people to the Lord!!!
This is a perfect game to feature for Christmas!
Hilarious, Jon!
Every church needs a dancing pig wearing a top hat.
Sir Skeptalot, my liege! You watch JonTron?
You misspelled Jon! A pox on your house for this heresy!
Also, cool to see how small the internet makes the world, so to speak.
Keep looking for logicked!
Tl2aV
You could say it was a.... Revelation.
quote " The skies the limit when you don't give a shit." - JonTron
*sky's
Haha I made 70
My life quote
I live by this
It’s been 6 years since I first watched this, and I still want to know which thing Jon didn’t think existed: Egyptians or Pirates
Had to be Pirates right? I mean with the pyramids and such we have proof.
I’m sure pirates, but I like to think Egyptians.
I can't tell if this game is being ironic about the whole religion thing, or if it is legitimately trying to promote Christianity.
Either way, all of the developers were definitely doing all of the drugs when making this, regardless of their religious views.
Poe's law in action.
Im pretty sure that, if anything, it's trying to ridicule christianity. You're totally right about the drugs thing though... Sheesh, thats some good stuff...
Itypecommentssometimes thank you so much for making that comment. knowing that someone else knows what Poe's Law is, makes me feel like pure gold (Au)
AD⁹ Red Keeseman
www.zoorace.com/ This is a legitimate game, and there actually is a Noah's Adventure 1.
Itypecommentssometimes This is the first case of Poe's Law though, where I can't even figure out whether it's supposed to be pro or con on the surface level. I'm not even talking about whether it's a parody or not. Both characters are clearly idiots so what the fuck... ? Maybe it's a parody of insane people ...or sane people. I dunno! My head hurts.
I'm running out of JonTron Videos to watch, halp pls.
There's a explosion on my ears when I watched this with headphones.
+Gambyte I heard he was going to split the last episode into 2 parts
+Exkuto 123 HELP
I've rewatched them all atleast 4 times each...:c
***** Yes, I have seen the beans. Nice of you to share it here though.
Cause you know there ain't no rest for a JonTron.
Good games don't grow on trees.
I love you for the Cage the Elephant reference.
Shadow phoenix And there ain't nothing in this world free-to-play.
Chandler Hull He can't calm down, he can't relax, though you know he wish he could
***** You know there ain't no rest for the Jontron, until he finds a game that's good.
cyraxmaster23 Someone sing this and record it.
15:33 science, and religion, and a bear with a pink hat on the moon
Stay tuned folks we got more where that came from
those aren't rats Jon, those are rodents of unusual size
I don't believe they exist
INCONCEIVABLE
+King Drew I do not think that word means what you think it means
Wizard Gohan don't make me have to duel you to the pain
Is that true nightmare?
"Playing these games is hard work so I'm going to kick back, relax and... Play a game" -Jontron
a Nintendo game
I think he meant playing bad games is hard work.
+FloppyFlapjak 69 likes.
+zekroh6986 “Dalek Zek” He was planning to play a Nintendo game, but he realized he had to review Zoo Race.
"There's no break for jontron, is there?
2014: Ah boy, here we go.
2019: Ah shit, here we go again.
How's it hanging Zim
@@themartianmantis2694 Our favorite Irken is back!
2021: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
The "reminder: actually happening" and Jon ascending to Heaven always kill me.
After going into John 3:15
When the librarian tells you you’ve been reading too many books, you know you’ve been reading too many books,
I just feel like they tell you that when you keep checking out way too many books and have too many late fees.
90% of Comments = People complaining about both Atheists and Christians fighting
5% of Comments = Atheists and Christians fighting
10% of Comments= People talking about the video
Why is it 105%? Because that's how much effort Jon puts into his videos.
105%!?!?
CrystalJadeOrb
HAHAHAHAHA
Just to point this out it adds up to 105% otherwise that's one funny comment XD
The last 5 % is just the pure essence of Jon in every comment.
Your comment was so beautiful
8:55 Having grown up in church, I can tell you that synth music is very popular with Christian's children CDs, especially from the 90's to 00's. The Van Halen resemblance is entirely coincidental.
I remember the "cool" music at my church.
It’s become a Christmas tradition to revisit this video.
"Did Noah have fun and play with the animals?"
I had disrespectful and kinky thoughts
+Pink barool The internet left not a single mind unbroken.
saaaame m8... BESTIALITY!!!!
thata not even kinky anymore thats straight up bestiality
DONT SAY THAT IN THIS CHRISTIAN NEIGHBORHOOD
A
sooo, the train can smash through solid rock, but explodes on a billboard?
MAKES SENSE TO ME!!!
I get it!
I don get it
Because uhm, uh,
............yes...............
+The AngelAJPwny jontron reference right?
James Moore
Yes.
This is one of my favorite JanTrans...I just wish Jorn would come back to us.
I wish your grammar would come back to us.
I wish your sense of humour would come back to us
Liesmith i'm already here, calm down
***** I wish you would stop misspelling proper English.
VaneFox Aluminum foil...
"Has about as much depth as two five year olds arguing over who the best ninja turtle is"
A perfect description of the Ssj4 vs SSB argument.
Simple Answer: SSJ3
From their website - "The craziest race game for the PC Computer!"
Personal Computer Computer eh?
ATM Machine
Detective Comics Comics
A computer for computing PCs.
"A PC Computer is required." Yeah no shit Sherlock, how am I seeing this page then? On a potato?
computerception
*Outta this house, Outta this House.. Spirits Be gone From This House!*
Bendy The Dancing Demon
*begone*
Entity X
*T H O T S*
Bendy The Dancing Demon wait
Ok :_(
You do know that youd be exorciseing yourself too right?
Adela Estrella ye that's why I'm leaving
Making sure to leave gift bags at the DOOOOORRRR
“I’m not feeling very well”
*fades into dust*
Into Dust is a nice song.
Hannah?!
HANNAH?!
*HANNAAAAAHH!!!!*
I don’t feel well and Peter head turn into a horse head
Too soon...
Am actually watching this again nearly 10 years later n yet its better than most content coming out 2024
0:39
I can only imagine baby Jesus Christ, saying in a deep, divine voice:
"I know."
As someone named Rueben, I can safely confirm that this does does happen on a daily basis.
Thank you for confirming this.
THAAAAAAAAAAAANKS RUEEEEEEBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN. THAAAAAAAANKS BUDDYYYYYY
Thank god
As someone named Hannah, I can confirm that this is indeed true.
+Hannah Thompson As having a sister named Hannah, I can confirm your confirmation of confirmation to be true
This was the video that introduced me to Jontron
same
Same
what were you searching to find it?
I was just looking through his videos when i came across this one
Yup me too!
Seriously though, Jon has a much better singing voice that he lets on.
I think he actually did theater if I'm remembering my grump lore correctly
Whenever I get a notification for a new JonTron video it makes my day
same here
When I here the notification tone on my phone, I immediately go to the computer to watch.
Hm I thought it was just a few people.I guess he has that aura that makes him very likeable.
Go ahead,make my day.
Cristian Hernandez Ha, thats exactly what just happend to me
God: *sees this game*
Also God: Noah get the boat.
Noah: wh.......*sees game* already ahead of you big guy
Here we go again
@@johngancarcik5682 Me teleporting to the Mega Man universe: 13:21
"Shalom? Isn't like going to Disneyland and ask for a Bugs Bunny hat?"
MY SIDES XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Same XD
It's a protestant thing. They have a weird obsession with Judiasm.
@@sandakureva It's mostly televangelist types in my experience.
@@sandakurevait’s because they think the Bible was written in English. They really worship Jews.
anybody else do a once a year jontron binge? Been doing it for nearly a decade now
yup currently in one right now lol.
I wouldn't be surprised if this was made by hardcore atheists to discredit religion..
I also wouldn't be surprised if it was made by religious people who had no idea how to make a game.
Both are equally viable.
Very true.
ulises gomez That is true, and is what I meant to say.
I think the latter is more likely just because in pure numbers Christians>Atheists
And no atheist is evil enough to make this piece of crap. Trust me.
I doubt that. There are people that evil atheist or not. So no. I will not trust do that not being true at all.
Am I the only one who doesn't get why we have to argue? I mean seriously, lets just keep our beliefs to ourselves, no need to go pointing fingers and yelling "He started it". We're not a bunch of 5 years. Seriously, as a Christian, I face palm whenever I see any party, Christian or Atheist, go "Humph, my belief is always perfect and clean and the other guy started it". To Christians, no need to go ramming non-believers in the face with words of hatred, as Jesus or God would not want us to. For Atheist, its fine to state you don't believe in "x" religion, just don't try to provoke another group with hateful messages. If anything, I hope we can stand on the principle that Christmas is supposed to be a time of peace and that we should spend it in delight rather than in hate.
IKR! As a atheist I respect and congratulate that we have are own beliefs. We are al different and we need to respect each others beliefs !
PREACH! BOTH O YA!
Do I know how you feel
There aren't many of 'em like you and me, brother...-to be fair I'm kinda agnostic these days but the point still stands.-
Thank God (or whatever believe in) there are some people who actually are making since here. I think JonTron fans might have lost it :/
We can make a religion out of this.
no don't
the sun is a deadly laser
@@malachiatkinson7245 HOW BOUT I DO
A N Y W A Y
And then everything died in a tornado
We need more of this content! I need more history of stuff..
Good lord, this is almost 10 yrs old now. Excuse me. There are some kids on my lawn I need to yell at.
*Runs on your lawn*
@@thebadcan HEY! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? SOME ANIMALS RUNNING A RACE?! GIT NOW! GIT!
**porch pirates your box of Depends**
@@favoritemustard3542 Joke's on you, damn hooligans. Those weren't new.
@@thebadcan **Stomps out to the side of the house in tidy whities and a wife beater shirt to turn on the sprinklers.**
I thnik "A Bad Day at the Bronx Zoo" would have been just as fitting of a title for this game.
The Lonely Cottonball I think Rareware would have a problem with that
RacFox U sure? Because it's RARE that they would catch something like that
GODDAMNIT
RacFox You're very welcome
The Lonely Cottonball 69 likes fam ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Lady: "I don't feel so good, I'm feeling a LITTLE HORSE." Epic dad joke miss. @ 5:06
Thank you for sharing this wonderful gem of a game with us
it's like if Sonic Boom x 100000
:')
Yaaaay love your videos!
I think it's a mix between that and Sonic '06 my dear CreepsMcPasta XP
im reading this right after watching the new grumps video on sonic boom lol
gotta go zoo
It's Sonic Boom if Sonic Boom was actually good.
My family isnt big on christmas so i had to make my own traditions; ive watched this video every chirstmas eve since its released! Always the first thing i think of when Christmas rolls around!
This lady wants me to read the entire dictionary and thesaurus.
Yep, definitely a trustworthy source of information and advice.
Ah yes, my favourite book: D I C T I O N A R Y
_K N A W L E D G E_
This looks like the Video Game equivalent of "Food Fight"
xD
More like the equivalent of "The Amazing Bulk".
yet you can actually have a laugh from it
【Official】eClipes I agree
【Official】FROEZOEN [2TD STAFF] I'm the 400th, like
>Mentioned Bible in video
>Paused video and scrolled down for the real entertainment
>Not disappointed. Liked+Favorited.
Wherever there is a mention of religion, the youtube comments light on fire.
broble*
Greentexting off of 4chan.
> Not even greentexting correctly.
OnlyAMan
Hm, that's not how you spell le funny maymay arrows
I've seen this video hundreds of times and yet i'm still rendered completely speechless.
Same tbh
Ruben sounds like the AOL "you got mail" guy
Almost 6 years later and I'm still trying to figure out which between pirates and Egyptians Jon thinks doesn't exist
I'm confused... cuz they both exist.... right now
I think he was referring to like skull and bones pirates that are often referred to in popular culture as not being real.
@@sierras4718 probably
@@sierras4718 But those existed too. Media tends to dramatize them, but they were absolutely real. Even the Jolly Roger (the skull and crossbones flag) was actually used.
I don’t know if a group of Catholic school teachers decided to make a game made for children or someone got drunk and found a bible and decided they were gonna make a game about it.
Both
Most likely
No this reeks of Evangelicals
This was made 3 WEEKS from HALO 3, HALO 3
@@callmeanon660 BRUH
I have to come back to this video every now and then and rewatch it to make sure this game actually happened and wasn't just a drug-fueled fever dream
No rest for a JonTron
Doesn't upload for 11 months
11 months ago
Yeah, well, it was probably 11 months in hell or something, so it's not like the JonTron got any rest in.
he has to eat Chipotle. it takes a lot of his time.
You'd have to take a hiatus yourself after playing this game.
I think he needed a break to recoup from the mindfuck that is this game
*_"C'MON HANNAH LET'S RACE"_*
Litenin MacQab Kerchoo
Nectarine
Oh hi Mark
*_"YOU NEED TO GET A BRAIN RUBEN"_*
*L E T S R A C E H A N N A H*
“In one picture I’m gonna show you what this game is all about”
Me: “I’m interested”
I wonder how Jon feels about these old videos, some of these are pretty nostalgic to me lol
9:20 Jon totally missed out here, he coulda said 'yea no dice buddy, you're already there.'
XD
7:10, nice high note!
"PHARAOH GOAT!"
Lol
The fact that Hannah tells Ruben to read a dictionary makes me unreasonably angry.
ICUSeriously yees
That’s define-itely a conundrum.
ICUSeriously Hannah is kinda a bitch
8:31 his reaction to the gunshot fucking kills me every time; I can’t fucking breath
“I like books about animals, those other books are boring to me” -Every furry ever
XD genuinely underrated comment
As a furry, I know you’re definitely not wrong. Even in books where they face the same challenges as us they just make me care more, y’know?
Bold of you to assume furries don't read any other book and just imagine furry characters in place of human ones.
@@selkrasouza6262 well, most...
@Mystical Luna Melody Excuse me, wh-
"What else could ever happen to us today?" ~Horse 2014
Ruben is like 70 years old, and that 40 year old librarian is telling him he has too much imagination....
DaPurpleKat He looks and acts like a 64 bit Mike Pence.
A librarian tells someone to read less books, wat
I like how this woman is literally just like "Read the entire dictionary, Ruben." like, that's her FIRST reccomendation for what he should read
It's a common insult from obnoxiously smart people towards stupid people, or at least it used to be. Basically, she's saying he's so simple-minded it's the only thing he'd be able to follow.
1 who made these games
2 how did you find these games
1. people on meth
2. magic
Info Chan
1: Satan
2: They fell from spacr
*space
I like spacr better..
conchudo12345 *THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON*
Someone has put up the Zoo Race on Steam Greenlight. For some reason.
i'd buy it just saying
Which makes it's Greenlight listing even more perplexing.
***** yeah they also put Uncraft Me and Air Control on Steam Greenlight. What does that say? LOL
***** It's okay I'd pay money for this too it's just..that good AWESOME xD.
***** id be lying if i said i wouldn't want me and my friends to play this on steam and laugh our asses off xD
Wait a second....
"Oh hai Hannah!"
"Oh hai Mark"
Reuben is Tommy Wiseau
NO PLS
No pls
I did not hit her! I didnt! This is bullshit!
Oh hai doggy
DON’T YOU SLANDER TOMMY LIKE THAT
This whole video was just Jon sitting there, baffled at what he was looking at for 15 minutes.
Become more so because I learned today this was made 3 weeks away from halo 3
That is a horrifying profile picture
“Now, Ruben, you know that's a loaded question.
Now, Ruben, you know that's a loaded question.”
Now, JonTron, you know that's a reused clip.
@N-word Surfer thats the joke
@N-word Surfer wrong person was replied to
Now Chris you know that's the intended joke
I never did understand the joke, unfortunately.
Is it because Ruben asked the same question but worded it differently? XD
Gideon Bellamy Honestky I don’t get it either
The moral of this story is: Never hate yourself, or else, God might turn you and everyone you know into animals and force you to race in ludicrous racing tracks for the shits and giggles.
IF IT'S GOOD FOR THE KIDS, *IT'S GOOD FOR THE ADULTS.*
best moral ever.
another moral
Science, Religion and a Pig with a top hat can all coexist on the moon.
Yet another moral: When God wants you to learn an extract from the Bible, he'll find a way to make you drive a moving train through a mine and then have the train slam into a billboard with the scripture on it at top speed.
K3WRO "to inhale the sweet moon air, to swim counter clockwise through the rings of the moon, or perhaps just chillin' on the backside of the *_MOON?_*
Holy shit, this game was released in 2007.
Or Mario 64.
+Yamamanama Mario 64 wasn't released in 2007.
It wasn't, but it looks better than this game.
Yamamanama Good point.
you mean the same year half life 2 portal and tf2 were put on xbox and some were made
Happy 7 years to this absolute classic.
Make that 8
And now 10, and it still holds up! It would be nice if JT would throw in an off-the-wall game review like this one every now and again.
Now I know where asdfmovie got the idea for Desmond the moon bear.
He got here from a rocket now we know
That would work if asdfmovie wasn't years older than this video.
But is it years older than the game? *the plot thickens*
Sandor Szabolcs I can guarantee with about 98% certainty that TomSka, if he even has ever heard of this game, had not heard of it prior to the creation of Desmond the Moon Bear.
I know, I know, I was just joking dude :P
Right when u picked pracilla I got an ad saying "nothing says treat yourself like a perfectly cooked pork chop this thanks giving
Fucking dying over here, lmao!
This game need ducks. Maybe then it would be better.
Agreed
And a panda
Cynthia Bell what about a potato?
Jeff The Potato No potato all marshmallow
D U C K B O Y S
Happy 10 years to this video!
He never did review Bad Milk