Home Alone Games - JonTron
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- Опубликовано: 12 фев 2014
- The New JonTron is coming out very soon! Hold tight!
Jon is late for Christmas. Typical.
Thanks to:
Paul Ritchey for Co-Writing/Filming: / continueshow
Michael Azzi for Christmas Intro Animation: / michafrar
Jerrod Waters for Christmas Intro Music: / xxjerryterryxx
Casey Ormond for 'Tense Battle Theme': / kiamet 
Игры
To be honest, I think Jon is big enough on RUclips now that I think he could remake this episode with the actual Macaulay Culkin
nah, he's not that big
Plus Culkin has been known to say yes to internet stuff. Check out his appearance in Dryvers or his band based around pizza
he also appeared in robot chicken a few times, i think
But he makes a ton of money from Ad Revenue
Well Culkin isn't really doing much, so i think he wouldn't mind. (last i heard, he was playing in "The Pizza box Underground").
2:12 "You'll miss me when I'M gone..."
I do, Jon.
Jontron when he left Game Grumps
Wait what happened to Jon
@@Alex-ri6hg Jon was practically making 1 episode a year. Now he's back! He's b'ECH!
@@SeanJTharpe you spoke to soon
@@shamishing7422 i tend to do that 😟
I like how, when theres a place below ground he doesn’t know of, he automatically assumes it’s a sex dungeon.
That_Random_Dude _Boi
And hat was before that episode of Rick and Morty
I thought it said dragon🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
RUclipsr Fan Girl Named Edyn yeah?
Rose Clym
I thought it said dragon🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
@@youtuberfangirlnamededyn6186 good to know, dude...
@@youtuberfangirlnamededyn6186 ok?
“You’ll miss me when I’m gone”
-Jon 6 years before his disappearance
Yes Jon..., yes we will.
:(
where'd he go?
I dunno probably living through a pandemic
This is far from the longest we've gone without the Tron. He will return.
Which disappearance? Jon NOT being gone is fuckin weird.
Come on Bethesda, it's 2015, where's our next-gen 1080p home-alone blockbuster?!
30 FPS for super cinematic camera ultra realistic shading technology, cause everyone knows 30 is so much better than 60.
Aaron Schmitz Make it an mmo rpg
HoplooWare Hype
***** Yeah, Forget Half-Life 3's release, why not focus on more home-alone
Aaron Schmitz You mean Fallout 4?
Jon Tron needs to do a cooking show
Good ECCHHHs with Jon Jafari.
I think he may be Howtobasic or maybe just the egg was a refrence
John Constantine pretty sure howtobasic is australian
No really he does not.
He didn't even have any flame when "cooking".
Steve Perrin
It was for comedy calm your balls
I passed a math test because of Jon’s parabola joke
Nice
Honestly same. It's the only reason I remember parabolas exist
see a parabola and think of HAWITCHES
I passed metaphysics with Jon's Klein Bottle joke
Same
I love how there’s no outro, it just ends at Jon’s realization.
What’d he say? I couldn’t hear him.
@@GavTV29 "Shit, I hallucinated all of that, didn't I."
Well Jon doesn't know how to end his videos...like ever
KiwamiClaud thx!
He never learned how to end videos. He admitted it back with Nuts and Bolts but it hasn't changed
It feels so weird hearing a RUclipsr saying ”I’m sorry this video came out a little earlier”
Especially Jon.
We will never hear those words from maxmoefoe
Lol
500th like!
Same😂😂😂
he never drank the egg nog
WOULD YOU
It would not be a good idea to do so.
Mr.Game&Watch12 Lol I wouldn't advise it since you have a chance of getting salmonella.
How big of a chance.
jigpy 1 i wonder why
"Shit, I hallucinated all that, didn't I?"
My exact words after my first year of college.
As a second year engineer, that's relatable
sem
Thank you for posting this, I could NOT understand what he said
old Jontron is so rewatchable it's crazy
Jon is rewatchable no matter what video.
@@Ganonussyszestygorillagrip Nah, fuck his new content.
Where can I buy that calendar?
@@Ganonussyszestygorillagrip
F A C T S
Because he's one of the only people who actually embraced the potential of his personality knowing when NOT to be obnoxious about it. That's an extremely impressive talent when it comes to RUclips content creators.
I wish I had a life like jontron. Jontron has good editing skills, he's got improv skills, he's got a dank New Yorker accent.
Seramic _Skeptical and he is funny
Seramic _Skeptical + tons of cash
Seramic _Skeptical Which seems odd considering he grew up in southern California.
When Jon showed Home Alone 5, i was really shocked, because i never know it even exists!
I never knew that Home Alone 3 existed, let alone Home Alone 5... D:
Matheus Moura Home Alone 3 is good, not so good as first and second but still it's better than 4 and maybe 5 (i haven't seen it yet, gonna watch it this weekend). So you should definetly watch Home Alone 3 :)
Home alone 5 is on netflix
Jason Stovin What is netflix?
marcus o'donnell
You will?
The first 3 minutes of this are the best game reviewing intro content on RUclips
Yeah.
@@tobycontinued7532 8 years? bro, you need glasses.
@@tobycontinued7532 are you from the future? Cause this comment ain’t 8 years old lmao
Nice seeing you on this end of RUclips.
It's nice to see that the content creators I like, watch similar stuff to me
9:38 In my experience, only 2 kind of old ladies can move like that,
retired Russian olympians and *HWÏTCHĘZ*
0:01 Christmas video going up a bit earlier than usual?
*Uploaded February 13*
Jesus Christ just a little bit
+Strong Russian Bear he knows, even Jon knows his mistake he even admits he's late in the description
Christmas comes earlier every year.
-Dale
Luke - Ario he means time wise and in the description it said he was late for christmas
Aye I like your profile pic. Luke - Ario
well he was 10 months early wasnt he
2:12 "You'll miss me when I'm gone"
no truer words have ever been spoken
no... pls don't remind me
He back bruh
He goes for like 9 months and BOOM NEW FUCKIN VIDS
PixelShip he didn't even give up us a warning about his uploads stopping so I guess you could say NOT EVEN ONCE
PixelShip actually 6 months or less some of is videos are kinda unlisted (chrismas with the kranks)
1:55 those pops and his response to it is so perfectly timed it’s hilarious
The stove isn’t even on
I see friends shakin- Jesus! Singing how do you- fuck!
Amazing how timeless these videos are
"Who has a giant vault in their basement?"
*Somebody who could pawn one of their valuables off and buy Kenya, that's who.*
Alexander also the kid in home alone 5 “The Holiday Heist”
Alexander that might also be a joke and a reference to the fact that Bethesda softworks, the guys who make fallout and elder scrolls.
666th like!! Also, I snorted.
Alex Schwieterman actually, that’s impossible. They’d have to of been able to see the future, because they only bought Fallout after 00’s.
i declare it a prequel
1:28
"Very, very different interpretations of what 'getting nuts' means".
The joke here is that Jon does nutmeg. Nutmeg is usually used as spice, but when consumed in large quantities it can cause various psychotropic effects, including hallucinations and amnesia. It's legal and very cheap, but you get exactly your money worth. Nut trip is so awful that normal people never do it twice.
The biggest problem with nutmeg is that if you start it with principle "Is it working yet? Maybe I should take a bit more", it may extend trip for days and weeks. And the amount of nuts Jon used in the beginning of the video is exactly that, a month's dose.
This joke is so elaborate, overly complex and dark that no wonder nobody really understands it. Yet everybody liked the episode anyway. I guess, it only shows that sometimes to produce something good putting heart and effort into it is enough. It's amazing.
Like this so it stays on top.
Marakha Vurundshundba wow that really makes sense
Sad this never will be on top.
Very, very different different interpretations of what 'being on top' means. ;)
Marakha Vurundshundba Fuck you! I ain't readin' that *SHIET*
Marakha Vurundshundba oh wow I'd never know that. :O
Thanks for explaining, and sorry if my comment sounds ironic. lol
There's an 11 year old out there that's now 17 or 18 and has their early art immortalised in a JonTron video
is that TF2 medic in front of the pan flag? me likey lmao
@@hahafunny1317 indeed it is, complete with heart filter lol
@@astronomydemon6312 fgsdsf i love it
@@hahafunny1317 In the words of Jim Carrey, “YOU MAKE ME WANT A LOBOTOMY”
@@stanstanstan2597 ok
"Looks like something an eleven year old posted on deviant art" nice that one RUclipsr does his research, bc that's pretty accurate
A home alone tower defense would make the most sense.
Excitable Chickens yes
Rhyme
@@ronniewoods5809 _ ( °0° ) _
Slim Bankshot the sense of defence helps me recompense while I build a fence because I’m dense and I only own 50 pence
oh shit why dosnt that excist
9:35 “The *_AAAAAAAADAMS_* Family?”
Yup. I watched the video too.
@@HoopaKing _sarcasm_
@@HoopaKing Yup. you're a dumbass
@@lugoorstar how so?
@@HoopaKing How not?
I love how he glosses over that Bethesda made where's waldo the year after home alone
Now any movie, game, anything says " In the memory of ---------"
My reaction is "Poor B*stard"
I hope they make a Home Alone 6 where Kevin realizes the benefits of being home alone.
+Lynex yes
wait ther's homealone 5?
*****
I honestly don't want to know how much time it takes him to finish...
Fap.
Cum.
Clean.
Repeat.
+Octo Nocto Indeed
"retired russian olympians and hOItches."
Hoitch Hunter.
flental 9:33 9:43
that’s the only way I pronounce it now
@@trinityscott8350 After seeing this, me too. Can't not say it like that now.
“ Retired Russian Olympians and *HWITCHES!* “
This video for the longest time actually made me think Macaulay culkin was dead
Sorry about that.
He rose again, to appear on Redlettermedia. And it was good. I'm glad he's doing better, he seems like such a nice dude.
After seeing Macaulay Culkin on cinemassacre, he seems like a very nice guy. Jon did the boy bad. Still funny.
He was great on RedLetterMedia’s RUclips show Best of the Worst. He appeared in a few videos actually, and he’s extremely funny and knowledgeable.
Keep in mind this came out during *that part* of Macaulay’s career.
@@wumpus976 That sounds fair.
@@wumpus976 huh?
@@gracekim25 That time period of Macaulay’s career where he sort of let himself go and everyone made jokes about it
Are we just going to ignore that Jon had to not only WATCH, but *REWATCH* Home Alone 5 just to make this video?
Jon, you are a brave, brave soul.
Ian Colter Tkach Home Alone 5 at 4:37
You officially have the best profile picture I have ever seen.
I didn't even know they made a fifth one before watching this
Benjamin Johnson NOW THERES SOMETHING YOU SHOULD KNOW SO IM GONNA TELL YA SO DONT SWEAT FORGET IT ENJOY THE SHOW!
Jevion Leverette yes?
Too bad he didn't get to the part in Home Alone for the GameBoy where you fight a giant spider in a subterranean lair. I literally laughed, spit and vomited all over my GameBoy when I first saw that.
What a rollercoaster.
Jacob Butchko It was awful.
Am I on 4chan right now, because this seems like something I would find on there
1ShanedawsontvFAN1 Never before have I seen a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Graybat12 You....you and your comments make me happy.
16:14 *You get +25 points everytime you take a fucking step-*
Some sort of high score/"I survived this long" mechanic? The mark of a true masterpiece by that point.
Can't believe both you and AVGN got the real McCulkin to guest on the video
Ik right cool!
I always thought that's an awesome thing about these reviews on Home Alone content
Red Letter Media as well
Didn’t even know 3, 4, and 5 existed :-:
NC did a video on Home Alone 3.
There’s a reason for that lol
I knew 3 did but not 4 or 5 and I’ve never seen any but the first 2
better that you didn’t
They don’t.
15:57 woah I didn't know Home Alone was directed by Michael Bay
AraPlays I didn't even know he could make anything remotely good.
THIS SUMMER, MICHAEL BAY PRESENTS...
* A LARGE AMOUNT OF EXPLOSIONS FOLLOWED BY ROBOTS AND*
*REALLY TEDIOUS STORYLINES*
Team Popplio Go away he made he made Bad Boys 1 and 2 which were excellent.
Steven Chapman Dude, I'm just making a joke, plus I know nothing about any of that stuff so I'm not really entitled to say anything about it.
AraPlays seeeeeeeeeeeeee
I remember having Home Alone for the Game Gear when I was little. You had to sled to different houses, then collect items, and combine them to make traps to use against the robbers
I miss when JonTron did these old game reviews 😭 Still I’m so proud of his success In his channel! He’s one of the last best RUclipsrs that actually put effort into his videos. I just miss these types of videos so much. But his new stuff is amazing too so not much of a complaint here lol. Much love JonTron
I actaly never saw 4 and 5. I actualy never knew they existed.
Same
I saw 5, it was okay but the whole ghost thing was just plain cringe.
I only ever knew about 1.
And they don’t ;)
Home Alone Holiday Heist(5) was the only good one other than Home Alone & Home Alone 2.
Did you know that Donald Trump has made a cameo in Home Alone 2? During the Hotel scene when the kid was looking for the lobby.
haha, calling it a cameo sounds like it was actually someone we wanted to see
+Jackson Ramey there's too much to say why he shouldnt be president
He also made a cameo in The Little Rascals, as Waldo's dad.
he's not really 'hated' now, unless you call some people disliking a politician 'hating', that's almost assumed
+Jackson Ramey Hillary would of let him die, and Bernie would give him money for not working.
6:58 BRINK'S NEW HOME POTATO SECURITY
10:16 C'mere, chubby checker. Time to do the twist.
9:12 the true master of the perfectly cut scream. He did it before it was cool.
This feeling, when it's September, but I'm in Christmas mode.
so im not alone........interesting!
I've found my people..........
Анастасия Ефимова yes I've found others like me right now
yes more people like meh
Dead Eye
1:44 Oh god, I thought Jon was about to turn into HowToBasic...
***** I don't think anyone else other than HowToBasic can reach that level of insanity.
***** His room looks like HowToBasic's too
***** johntron is how to basic confirmed
If you ain't Australian you can't get up to HowToBasic standards.
★ Cuddlepuff ★ Either that was a spelling mistake or that took a very unexpected turn towards something strange.
I want to find the multiverse where Jontron decided to keep this style and kept going, I would binge the entire library. Don't get me wrong, I adore modern Jon too, but these... these are works of art.
5:27 when the party paladin can't find their Necromancer
If Jon was asleep, then who marked his calendar?
I dunno, Macaulay Culkin's ghost?
How does a ghost pick up a marker than? And why did he skip the rest of December after the 25th?
It took him a few days to train his ghost hands to pick up the marker... You can't just become a Poltergeist over night, dummy. Everyone knows that~
... Actually the biggest question is why the heck was Macaulay in JonTrons pan with nuts?
There are some things in life that will forever be a mystery, my friend.
"hilariously, guy only goes in twos"
Same thing goes for Gabe Newell
Game Newell*
@@Ridley369 gabe newell*
He has trouble urinating?
@@goodmachines7743 the joke is that he wont make a third game to anything
Ian [Archiver] I know.
Jon : man this is some good *egg* nog
THE FUCKING BIRD : why must you hurt me like this
Michael Jackson had such an impact on his life that he is moonwalking every where. Classic.
*WHOOOOOO HEEE HEE*
So... Bethesda, uh?
Knew it. Home Alone 1 would have been a thousand times better with mods.
Jessie Hogue Time to make Home alone 1 for the Switch!
Not sure I'd buy that... XD
Jessie Hogue They also made Where's Waldo
Jessie Hogue It just works
Uhhh, I don't think you understand how the world works:
Bethesda gets mentioned? You HAVE to call them out for making Fallout 4 not as good as New Vegas, even if that would have absolutely nothing to do with this video and topic. It's like, a law . . . . . . .
I truly didn't know Home Alone 4 & 5 even existed
Me Neither
Same
Same here.
Kellen Fedigan Lucky you. They’re lousy
Mike Larson I bet so, since unneeded sequels are terrible.
"The one and only John Williams"
Buddy I'm willing to bet there's more than one John Williams.
It's like saying thee John Williams
1:46 Putting an egg on nuts? Now that's just spiteful!
*XD she preggers*
"Getting a roasted nut or two in the holidays"
What have we done.
You could say Jontron busted a nut.
CaptainMarvell92 Returns on camera
I just got a cinema sins home alone not kidding
Tbh, the word nut has lost all innocent meaning to me.
@@theperipheral true, true
"My favourite scene with them was this one"
*BLOWS UP*
That scene had me in tears it was so heart warming
Ah, yes, Mobster Steve Harvey, everyon's favorite game-dad.
I like how abrupt that ending was
Only goes in two's? He should work for Valve!
XD
+TheDogArmyELITE Waiting for L4D 3
+MetroidJunkie2007 i think he does
+MatterSableye where'd you get that information from?
I'm joking.
"I didn't do that much drugs and my dad stole my money."
-Macaulay Culkin, 2014
8:58 *THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER*
Oof I just noticed 😂
Nice
"Boy Found ... Shallow Grave ... Oh No! " LMAO This part kills me every time.
Wait, there was a Home Alone 3?
And a Home Alone 4?
*AND A FUCKING HOME ALONE 5?! X_X*
I think we gave up after the second movie.
Home Alone 3 wasn't bad, Home Alone 4 was an abomination, and 5 you'll have to see for your self because I haven't seen it.
Kid never freakin' goes out...
yes
If that blew your mind, you should see how many sequels "The Land Before Time" series has.
The second home alone did have the face, but it was the Statue of Liberty doing it on the paper he was holding.
Was about to say the same thing.
How the .... Why do you know this?
i noticed that to
Ohhh cool! Also i love ur pfp and name
I never noticed that all these years lol. Thanks.
It’s literally almost been 7 years, how has this one gone completely over my head???
First time watching this one, let’s go
Merry Christmas Everyone
5 years later and at least 10 rewatches and I just realize that Jon doesn't actually have the stove turned on while he's cooking nuts.
Why is no one talking about how cute it was when Jon said “I’ve gotta go save my best friend.”
Happy Holidays Everyone!
"You just throw another living being at their face". Wario is actually very fond of this technique.
“Who has a giant vault in their basement”
Who doesn’t
r/HolUp
Exactly
Where else would I keep the kids? Can't risk em getting out, yknow?
No, Home Alone 2 hid the face in the newspaper.
Holy shit, you’re right
Oh my God, you're right.
“What do you put on Goider, SAAAAAVE?
SAAAAAAV-“
5:55 even back then their engine 'Just Works'
“You’ll miss me when I’m gone” and so he did. He left RUclips for some time and the true fans missed him, oh how we missed him. The day he came back everyone was like “JON’s BACK!!!” Ect.
Welcome back Jon we have missed ya buddy.
JoJoFan93 I miss that son of a bitch so much :(
JoJoFan93
What do you mean he'll be back eventually.
Everyone is very very sensitive now a days.
Aaaaaand he's gone
He’s active on Twitter though, but he hasn’t mentioned anything about upcoming content
"See that right there? That's a parabola! Now, only a witch can pull off a parabola of this nature." Sounds like something that would be said at a Salem witch trial...
this girl is obviously a HWITCH i mean come on, she pulled a fucken parabola, who the fuck pulls a parabola-salem HWITCH trial prosecutors
You probably mean Salem HWITCH trial, but that's an easy mistake to make.
SethBlizzard FIXED
"second [movie poster] got away from the face"
it's not on kevin, true, but on the back page of the newspaper you can see the statue of liberty doing the face
1:48
I don't know why, but this moment with the pepper and sneeze has made me think pf many things in life having a sneeze sound associated with it
... Bethesda did a better job on this than Fallout 76.
4 was the last good game
@@gamergaymer965 4 was shit, last good game Bethesda made was Skyrim
last good fallout game was new vegas
@@ers4415 You clearly didn't play 4 and are jumping on the rather limited bandwagon of hating on it for the sake of hating on it.
Sick burn!
@@TheVidNinga thb to jump on the opposite bandwagon: the only fallout games I've played are 4 and shelter
7:33
This would basically be jontrons reaction to the Banjo and Kazooie reveal trailer for Super Smash Bros Ultimate.
Me when Guilty Gear Strive was announced
me when inkling was announced
*laughs in Simon and Richter*
13:11
Why yes Jon!
There’s the AVGN episode with Culkin
AND the Google Advertisement starring Culkin as Kevin grown up back in the classic house owning the place.
So....YEAH!
"THE Bethesda?" Yes the one that made Fallout 76 "Oh no!"
I like jontrons voice it sounds like a 1960s gangster from the Bronx NY
Dion Jones As opposed to the Bronx in Japan?
Touche
true
Dion Jones sounds like a timone
Emperor Ned Flanders II I think he lives in Queens
never seen Home alone 5, didn't even know it existed
Pigpen077 Neither should 3 and 4
+1 for Sinon picture :3
Wolf Dallas 1 and 2 were the best!
Pigpen077 You shouldn't exist. That movie was a Citizen Kane of our time.
Violent Synth
Man really get with the times, yo. Home Alone 5 is about as famous as Home Alone: The Kingdom of Daraa and Savior of Kipp, and we all know how *THAT* one turned out. Guess you're not as swood as us other grommets.
This video came out on my birthday & I’ll be 17 when this video turns 10 years old! Crazy how much times flies by.
7:30 CUE THE SONG AND DANCE!
In the church of JonTron, there are stained-glass Link windows and you study the Broble
And on The Sabbath we can only eat apples and grapes.
And we PRAISE THE SUN (John).
And we burn any H-WITCHES
XD
Jon: ...the Adam's family
Somewhere in my house: snap snap
Wait...I live alone...
@@penquinn6942 *hol up*
8:04
Quite possibly the first use of the mobius strip in Jontron lore
Morbius strip
The sneeze sound when he added the spices (nutmeg?) was priceless
God, I love that Christmas intro... Pretty much captures everything I love about Christmas and Winter.
Video games
*Did I just pick up a fuhqing potato to stop robbers?*
Stan Marsh hahaha my man
Yes you did
He couldn’t even stop him with it...what a potato
I come back here every year. Happy Holidays everyone.
Edit: Why is everyone replying to this comment now. I made this 4 months ago during Christmas
Edit: haha omg you guys keep replying with :). So funny hahaha I’m choking with laughter
Very wholesome, your the greatest
:)
;)
:)
:)
JonTron videos are pure chaos and drugs. Sign me up for more, if fact just put the whole JonTron library on my recommended -stammering- bring on the mariachi band!
Wtf there's a home alone 5?!
Yeah. Its pretty not good... At all
Christina Yagami fifth one is there, unlike others Home alone series, this one is base off technology and more than one person left alone (not really alone at all).
Koroxas Heart so instead of "home alone" its home with a other person kinda alone
correct
Koroxas Heart oh.
SEGA saves the day! Again!
or the first time
whatever
Saved the day the only thing sega can save is another company to make such bad games for a beloved gaming franchise like sonic (except sonic unleashed but thats my opinion)
likeajon really. you're gonna knock all the sonic games EXCEPT sonic unleashed.
alright.
It was one that gave me more varitiy and i didn´t played generations or 06 wich heard was very good
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* cough cough * mortal kombat
12:54 when your mom found you in your hiding place when you're about to get slapped.
"Hilariously, guy only goes in twos."
same thing with valve