TheVarus Strakes Buck
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- Опубликовано: 2 май 2024
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More Varus stuff that happened.
Episode 1 - • Tales From TheVarus
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Music:
Get on Home - Vodovoz Music Productions (vodovoz.de/)
China national anthem (rockendry remix)
Bloodborne - The Hunter
Swing Rabbit Swing - Amaria
White Hats
Payday 2 - Time Window
Kevin Macleod - There It Is
Star Fox - Corneria
Lights - Roa
Light and Bubbly - BenSound
Home - We're FInally Landing
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Missouri eyes only: You're gonna have to Google for it, sorry. Seems like it could be against ToS to link to it.
Drake's Supermarkets: / @jpdrake
Also I swear I know how to spell 'coroner'. I was going for a pun with... the obvious... and then I got distracted. I even tried to use the blur tool post-upload but it's too finicky. Corronor and dum 5eva. 
Приколы
"It’s made us all equal" she said from her bathtub filled with milk and roses
To play devil's advocate: if all the poor people died, technically society would become more equal
@Alfie Morris so what you're saying is that rich people are more responsible with their money? Not sure about that one either
@Alfie Morris uhuh... dumbest thing I've heard today lol "poor people are bad with money" why?" Because they are stupid herp herp herp" totally not because America lacks a education system, constant police pressure and charging everyone for anything just for a quick bonus, could it he the BLM community destroying businesses and property? Could it he that they had a family emergency such as a death which then turned out to have several unpaid depts then dumped on there kids who spend there whole lives paying it stuck in poverty?" Nah just stupid I cant use words or explain reasoning I just say they stupid because me big brain"
The cereal
@@thomasdavis198 Thank you!
"Speaking of people who should be in prison....celebrities"
Line of the century
Century of the century
Century of the line.
That's what did it for me hahaha
Well are they all so bad or am I part of the brain washed crowd?
Σκοτώνω Χαρά none of them are innocent burn them all
I’ve watched this so many times, that “Raycon good, wires bad” is what my friends and I always say before doing something unforgivable
"raycon good, wires bad" {unplugs life support}
goon
It’s Wendi’s preamble catchphrase before he goes on a rant about giants
Oh my god it’s the funny gun cereal man
@@pasta1549 "oh i'm just a funny clown eh? wouldn't be so funny if i had a GUN now would i?" jontron---
“Probably no part 3 unless something ridiculous happens.”
That line aged well.
something ridiculous happens ALL the time. it's all going accordingly.
@@-Siculus-Hort- I'm begging for the US to collapse at this point
@@tedkaczynskiamericanhero3916 parts of it...
If your talking about the Russo-ukrainian war, then your wrong 🤓. Because it doesn't relate to covid-19 , its just a completely different event.
@@epicpuppyman5562 I was thinking things like the demilitirized zone, the anti mask convoy, Ivermectin situation, Vaccine misinformation, etc.
"What's terrible is that it made us all equal"
- Madonna, 2020.
From her bathtub in one of her mansions through millions of dollars of plastic surgery.
*MARX PLANNED COVID 19 CONFIRMED*
Please don't imply i or anyone else is equal to her
She says from her mansion while millions are going homeless.
The irony of when she said that while she was in her mansion
“Wait celebrities are actually horrible people?”
“Always have been”
Most
Annoying
People, and silly
_sings about communism in their native language capitalism_
Is it just me or has anyone else thought that meme was shit...
Always has been
Reminder that celebrities having a pedophile ring on private islands was once a conspiracy theory that was laughed at
Until Weinstein and Epstein made it to reality
Many more of them exist yet undiscovered
Mega wealthy elite 1% are a cancer on this Earth
@@FriedrichBarb This scares me. Does power turn people into assholes, or is the system designed to give power to assholes? Either option is fucked up.
Honestly, if you're transporting 25 tonnes of onions, have an onion permit, and you're intending to sell them, you're not disguising yourself as an onion merchant. You're an onion merchant.
Raycon good. Wires bad
Well but it's a one time thing, I can't be a merchant if I'm not gonna do it again and again... well maybe if it's profitable...
@@standard-carrier-wo-chan yeah but you could claim that you're simply trying it out, and if it doesn't go well, why continue?
@@standard-carrier-wo-chan
But tbh, every merchant can fail and always making profit isn't a thing either. Just tough luck depending on how much money he as a private person spent on all these onions
I just realized that Raycon man first introduced himself as "ray", which implies his last name is "con-man".
i think it's because IH couldn't with good conscience recommend people to buy raycon earbuds even with them giving him money, so he slipped in a clue to convince us otherwise
He always slips in some clues and sarcasm, for raid too
@@thesaviorofsouls5210 The Raid Shadow Legends ads are so over the top you couldn't possibly take them seriously, which is probably the point. Its the only way to neither admit the game sucks ass, which you can't do in an ad, nor actually promote it, which he can't do in good conscience.
@@ManoredRed exactly, then again he does the same with his patreons. Normally people would let some credits roll and such, while he tends to rush them too. One point he even sped it up real fast while saying "oh whoops did you miss your name...lets do that again...did you catch it?"
So maybe its just how he is.
@@MaeLSTRoM1997 What's wrong, you don't want to live in cyberpunk etc etc? Clipping all the necessary wires. The whole entire ad was a clue lmao
Imagine the soul-crushing levels of cringe he had to endure while finding all the celebrity footage.
Rip
F
Considering he showed the entire “Kony 2012” music video and laughed at it, he has the tolerance.
he will never recover
Literally me every time I edit videos for school-related projects.
I absolutely hate “Snitches get rewards” when “Snitches get riches” was right there.
😂 it's as if politicians go out of their way to disappoint us
how did I not see it?
@@mzansiloxx it's because they genuinely are just that stupid
Politicians they won't take any chance to get anything right
Dammit
I love how people calling out shoplifters and asking them to stop sound exactly like NPCs when you do the same in game.
I love the “so what do you want, prison or philanthropy? We’re sending a squad car.”
“I have decided to give back to the community.”
It’s such a funny bit to me
Its also an alliteration, so a good choice of words :) and a rhetorical question essentially and so on…
It was shitty for them to crack down on that dude. He didn’t do anything wrong
@@sabrinatscha2554 besides price gouging
@@iwantanswersif I was older at the time and I could afford it, I would have done the same, it just seems like an obvious way to get easy money.
Unless the government, the community, and eBay screws you over.
@@deontaeavila3514 price gouge on non-essential goods that are high in demand, doing it with essential goods is just illegal
2 Internet Historian videos in the same month?
Impossible.
2020 is the year of impossible
This is a dream, my guy. This all isn’t real. Im not real, You’re dreaming.
It truly is the end of the world
He's making up for lost time! Plus, well there is plenty of material.
We're FEASTING
*price gouging: illegal*
Universities with their textbooks: *sweating*
It's not gouging if they all do it...
@@phuuc8075 I guess that would be artificial inflation then. Well, maybe not what guys called but it sounds like it would be lol
@@_RainbowAngela_ it's because the government pays for student loans so the college can make everything is expensive as they want and the government will still pay for it. The students will complain but still ultimately buy the books so who cares.
I think they found out that the fees are so high, they can just profit from rich and foreign students and ignore the scholarship and local market completely.
@@noahpaulette1490 ohhhhh.... kind of like what they do with Medicare and hospitals right?
The best thing about rona was that celebrities got exposed for how extremely out of touch and stupid they really are.
I won't say that made all the deaths worth it. But, I do like to take my silver lining when I can.
And we enjoy watching them.
Celebrities are a whole class of people with no especially productive skills, way richer than the rest of us, to whom we look up for some reason we don't fully understand.
Some gentlemen in France in the 1790s had a very interesting way to deal with certain people like this.
@@ekathe85 While I'm not fond of people killing the planet just for a laugh, I don't really want to cut off their heads either. If you think they are useless now, they won't exactly be more productive without a brain.
@@ancientluck6934
You enjoy watching them. Not me
"I detect a hint of hydrangea" Ah yes, just a hint of scent from a scentless flower...
Speech 0%
Lmaoooo
@@spaceacepl4636 Its more Botany 0%
@Eagletdagriffin
The way he strains out "lilac" as if its the first time he's ever seen the word as it pops up on the autocue, I think "speech 0" is also very fitting.
I think the idea of him having no idea how sanitizer (& soap by relation) smells should not be glossed over
"Raycon good, wires bad" is the best marketing slogan I've heard all year.
I was laughing so hard into my pillow during that sketch my wife woke up and started battering me which made me laugh harder. I love you internetz historian 🤣
DestructOre What’s wrong with RayCons?
@@EbolaClown checkout various non sponsored reviews of the product
EbolaClown overpriced for how shit quality they are watch dankpods video on them
@@EbolaClown too much bass, no eq sounds muddy and shit. Also just kind of feel cheap, very light plasticky construction.
The world: oh god I’m sick and this year sucks
Internet historian: That’s content
M I L K T H E M I S E R Y
That’s business baby
no no he's got a point
sponsored by raid
@@ta6576
Relativly
He's able to milk a catastrophe, remain funny while doing so, and still reporting on what's happening in honest fashion. RUclipsrs once again showing the mainstream media how pathetic they are.
Amazing how India can crack down on travel and people going to see families and not on known scam centers
Shows how much they actually care and where their priorities are.
@@vergilthewolf3619 cause in a country with a population of a billion people. Taking light of an issue of a virus with potential to kill would cause millions in death. But maybe you're right, dealing with scam should have been a priority for India. Cause that were the real issue is.
@@magnusop5773 Nevermind
because indias police are corrupt and are usually bribed to stay quiet
@@magnusop5773 Doesn't mean they can't do anything about it
With the HUGE monkey escape all I could think of is "Didn't Planet of the Apes start off like this?"
The last three years have been an extended version of that movie!
"People weren't just sending tips, they were sending the whole shaft" best line
Lmao
I don't understand how they didn't see this coming. People in NYC basically universally dislike Cuomo and Deblasio, regardless of political standing.
And they gave us the chance to em in dicks.
“it’s made us all equal” she said, from her 40 million dollar house made of more mahogany wood than currently exists in the amazon rainforest and wearing a massive diamond necklace
in a bath with rose petals
I don't know about you but I'm starting to think some people are more equal than others
@@booleah6357 is that Orwell I hear? Gotta report you for wrong think! Sorry thems the rules.
@@beetleR6 welp off to reeducation I go. Good thing it's still 1984.
@@beetleR6 Aye asshole. Re-education is my job, you tryna cut into my business ? Kuwait tried that too.
"Would you say you're sorry?"
"No I don't think that I would"
I honestly respect that so much that I'm genuinely disappointed he apologized later.
He was a massive dick, but at least he was honest. I'm sure if it wasn't him and his brother, it would have been someone else with the same idea.
When two brothers do this, it's called price gouging, when a corporation or a country does it, it's called good business.
Don't hate the players, hate the game
I didn't realize pretty much everything that happens is funny when narrated correctly
Internet Historian hasn’t even reached halfway through 2020. He’s still on the first arc.
No, we over half now
Aaron S All of the chaz/protests started in May.
T Y M E Yeah but Internet Historian is covering materials that mostly happened in the first 4 months.
I think we all need to sit back and re-read what the comment said because y’all all misunderstood that
Joey W. Thank you
Bill Cosby yelling “hey hey hey” as he walks out of the courthouse being accused of raping drugged up women will go down in history as one of the best clips.
Hey hey hey people, Bill here.
hey hey hey
wassa wassa wassup
Bill has to be the most egotistical and self confident man there is. I mean how do I have no confidence but that trash doesnt give literally any fucks
I THOUGHT THAT WAS FAKE!!!!
BITCONE-
"It spans us all equally" - she uttered, in her milk filled rose covered bath tub
Nearly two years after this video is published and I finally realized the hidden joke behind "Ray Conman".
Raycon: Spends millions creating a slogan for their product.
Internet Historian: "Raycon good; wires bad."
The ad was the best part.
Shame they're hot shit. Like, literally just Skull Candy with a battery pack selling for a ridiculous price.
@@deadlyrobot5179 The best part starts at 00:00 and ends up at 24:25
God Bless Your Soul
Although, it is the only advertisement for Raycon that I've left remembering what the brand was
I like how the U.S. is turning into a GTA V Online lobby.
R* was warning us
New York and LA mostly, especially New York
Musken Dos I thought it was Houston lol
@@estefanaluma6212 nah Houstons doing pretty good
SlimGrim602 it always has been
You forgot about the time a bunch of millionaires put a *132* multimillion yachts together to spell: "We're all in this together."
that was fake
@@nate7251 yeah I figured that out in the meantime. I feel stupid
Without people like Internet Historian to present and archive these types of incidents, people born after 20 years would never believe this s--t. Even I have a hard time believing this type of behavior is being normalized.
I think that both the greatest and most torturous existence would be being forced to examine media highlights that came out at the time, and then comparing them to what's in the history books each generation on.
If you had a time machine for explicitly that reason as well as being immortal, imagine creating an entire accurate archive of history that includes how terribly people recorded it, as well as how those inaccuracies affected people in the future. That would be amazing and helpful as hell, but also entirely soul crushing to see how bad people are at knowing what happens in their own world.
*shit
I love how Internet Historian is creating a band of superheroes with his ad sponsors.
And continues to indirectly sponcer them.
SHADOW MEN: The historian cut
VPN Cinematic Universe
(WTF DID I COMMENT THIS, ITS IN THE VIDEO DAMN IGNORAMUS ME)
Are they heroes, or accidental terrorists?
I hope he makes a video game from his characters
Wow, turns out celebrities are completely unentertaining when they don't have millions of dollars worth of production backing them. Surprise, surprise.
Yeah the most noticeable thing is the lack of a laugh track now
What are you talking about? It's incredibly entertaining.
But now seeing their descent is more entertaining and is actually real compared to scripts hiding their true nature
@@coolchilion722 Precisediddlyumptious.
Being a complete cringefest is kinda entertaining
"disguised himself as an onion salesman"
Nah fam. He became an onion salesman!
Literally the only ads id ever watch 😂😂😂 they got every cent out of that sponsorship.
Public: I've lost 3 family members, I lost my job, and I'm going to lose my house
Celebrities: that's rough, the maid only came once this week so I know what you're going through :((
Rich kids be like: HOW DARE YOU MOCK THEM, DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS BEING RICH, THEY HAVE TO MANAGE ALL OF THER MAIDS, ur jealous
"We had to not be on TV for a few weeks and didn't get to yell at paparazzi, we're in this together."
and the upper class wonders why everyone hates them.
being rich is just being lonely with extra steps.
☝ Oh shit, what fresh jokes nobody's made the whole of 2020 you dudes are cranking out 😰
That logic is a bit fallacious because you could just easily say that first worlders have it easy since they aren't dying from famine, disease, or war and living in deplorable conditions
Everyone can face struggles and most will at some point, it's about being grateful for what you have and not what you don't have
"Iunno, how big an issue was TheVarus?"
"Well, not only did Internet Historian do two videos on it, they were released in the same month"
"Oh shit, THAT BIG?"
The Varus was kinda bad compared to his usual vid
@@cloudthekell honestly, most parts were pretty good, but that cringe celebs was really hard to watch
Shit’s getting heavy
I cared way less about the virus and more about the goddamn land hurricane through my state.
@Greasel Snatches "eh, more like it was used to time travel to 1984, if you catch my drift"
I think considering everything that happened since this video, we definitely need a part 3.
I still come back to watch this every blue moon. I'd love a part 3 regarding how absurd the lockdown policies got like in Australia etc.
"People weren't just sending tips - they were sending the *whole shaft*"
Fuckin gold.
Hi
Is me your mom
Oh NOW I get it that’s hilarious
Funny how when there's no script, no laugh track and no studio audience laughing at bad jokes...those 'comedy personalities' aren't really that funny.
They’re just attractive and some of them had connections already. Beyond that they’re just normal or below average people who were just in the right place at the right time and let other people do the hard work in making them appear likable
Deep.
I kinda feel bad for Fallon, yeah his laugh can be a bit annoying but he seems like a alright fella overall
AHH leftist Libturds NPC comedians. 😂😂😂
Kimmel isn't funny even when he has a script =/
I had a friend who badly struggled with drugs and was in prison for drug related reasons. He was released because of the covid legislation and promptly OD'd and died.
Once this is all said and done I wonder what the cost of all this safety will have been.
A man was under the only street lamp in the block on all fours as if searching for something when another man approached him and asked what he was looking for.
-My wallet.
-Where did you lose it?
-Over there, in the dark.
-Why are you looking for it here, then?
-Because here is where the light is.
The deaths caused directly or indirectly by COVID are easy to count, so they get counted. The deaths and other damages caused by measures against COVID are difficult to count, so they'll never get counted. Whenever you have two relevant variables where one is much easier to quantify than the other, expect the easier one to get optimized and not the other, no matter anything else about them.
the cause of death would be a society without proper rehab, not covid safety restrictions.
@@450AHX COVID deaths are easy to inflate and exaggerate as well.
@@450AHX Very nice (analogy?)!!
He should of been in rehab not jail. He was sick
"the great equalizer" yeah because rich people don't ever get the best medical attention and equipment available over regular citizens
"People weren't just sending tips: they were sending the whole shaft."
My eyes just widened by the classiness of that pun.
It took me a whole second to understand that joke.
That is not only classy but extremely smart
😂 indeed
pretty sure they wanted to see it in public too
Don't lie , your eyes widened in hopes of seeing the whole shaft , didn't they ?
The acting quality of IH's Raycon commercial is better than the earphones themselves.
I bought a set. Audio was fine but the bloody things dont charge right at all so what the fuck was the point. Waste of 80 bucks I say.
It’s from China or something
shootfirsttalklater4 thanks for the heads up
Lypertek's are better
Yup, RayJ is just a rebranded dropshipping shill.
Originals were so good, a sequel is coming out 2023!!
If you needed COVID19 to realize celebrities aren't as smart as they want you to think....you are to blame.
Oh no we were well aware that they were not smart or good people, but as things turned out we had still given them too much credit. There is a difference between being a 0/10 and a -3/10 (not talking looks just to clear that up).
"Disguised as an onion seller"?
Buddy, if you're selling 25 *THOUSAND* kilograms of onions, you *_ARE_* an onion seller.
Maybe he identifies as a woodworker
We are ALL onion sellers on this blessed day.
I don't know if you understand it or not.. He mean the outfit, THE DISGUISE.. Like a police, fire fighter, nurse etc..
Also, if he a REAL onion seller, why did he even pretend, why the article said he's disguise.. If I sell my phone, does that mean I'm a phone seller ?
@@_Ciosu.. Yes. Yes it does.
Going by the logic if you tell a lie you are a liar. Simple.
"disguised as an onion seller"
By buying onions with the intent to sell.
he really gamed the system there
Look up Allo Allo...you will understand this very old joke...
@@MrArthoz I was trying to figure out if Internet Historian got the reference. But I got it nonetheless
@@MrArthoz It is I, 🤓👌😀
LeClerk!
Possession of onion-related paraphernalia.
I caught the Varus a few days ago so I decided to come back here and watch it while I'm in isolation.
Get well soon buddy, I legit caught it like 5 times already, collecting the Kung Flu like Pokémon lmao
people still isolate?? as soon as i was able, i went out grocery shopping.
@@obiwankenobi661 if you're positive for COVID, yes
@@eo7097Weak behaviour NGL.
@@throbbingfellow1136 ???
Makes me furious that none of these scumbag politicians and journos ever suffered any consequences for what they did to us.
Me too.
Someday… 🔥😡🔥
Worry less about them and nore about those coworkers, neighbors, _friends_ and _family_ that not only *still* support them but who'd think *you're* the threat to their way of life for not being on their side.
What happened, happened because over half the population supported it.
That sounds anti-semitic.
@@John-Adams that sounds exactly like feminists say when thry cry out patriarchy. Or the left in general when they bring up wihte privilege. Somehow in _those_ cases the person is just drinking kool-aid and they couldn't be more wrong about their conspiracies.
"It's the great equalizer" says the woman in a bathtub of milk and rose petals, completely safe and financially secure inside her million dollar home.... so equal. But I think this virus did atleast show us that some celebrities are talentless without a crew, effects and script, along with completely disconnected.
Also awesome, we got another members of the Advertisers.
Madonna gives weight to conspiracies with her hideous inhuman physical appearance alone 👽🛸
The Y2K20 bug
I never knew how dangerous those wired headphones are, never again!
IT'S ADDVENGERS!
inb4 people bring up the "cool" rich assholes like pewdiepie and notch and elon musk
"Sponsor Cinematic Universe"
You mean... The ADvengers?
All hail the Advengers
ADvengers
ADvengers: Age of AdBlock
ADvengers: Infinity Ad
ADvengers: EndAd
@@zluurkeaksz Advengers: Adgame
The ADvengers are more entertaining than the Avengers
SCU deployed
5:39 Literally reacted like a GTA NPC when your character slightly bumps into them
IH, you have the best content! Can’t rush history, but just know a lot of us love your work. Will continue to share!
"It's the great equalizer" said Madonna, while sitting in her porcelain tub, in a bathroom that costs more than my house.
Filled with milk and roses lmao
Death confirmed communist.
“Made us equal” she says during the most massive wealth transfer in history
Her bath holds more than my future
Trump tax cuts were the biggest redistribution in history. Oh, and now they've expired for all but the top 1% and corporations - exactly as intended. It's Bush era tax cuts x10 with the same sunset provision scheduled to hit regular people 2 years after they've left office and can blame dems.
What the hell are you talking about? You do mean wealth transfer to the rich right?
I’m sure that’s what he means, given that that was the direction of the lockdown wealth transfer.
@@DistortionUltra Yes, that's exactly what the comment is talking about
I love coming back to this and also hate seeing everything play out again. Beautiful
For everything we learned at uni about the inevitable pandemics, we never learned about how evil people might be.
How evil they are*
"So how is 2020 going ?"
"Really bad. Internet Historian had to make 2 videos on it already....."
Really good, because at least he's uploading.
How is that bad?
@@Tinfoil_Hardhat --- for his sanity.
Internet historian has accomplished something i never thought possible - making me look forward to ad breaks
Raycon good
Wires bad
Same! 💀
EMF in earhole good
Check out internet comment etiquette with Erik, best in the business ad breaks
He deserves every second of add
I've come back and watched the "Varus" series of vids 3 or 4 times since 2020, and they get better with every viewing. Mandatory viewing: now and forever.
That bit where you replace the vowels in words is super hilarious. It could potentially make one laugh.
"If they have no bread, let them eat cake" ~Madonna 2020
You know that meme that 21st century US is like a reverse french revolution?
Mrs. Madonna Deficient
While she has fried fish, FRIED FISH YEAH!
@@IAmTheRealBill another person verified on google plus to my collection
This guy's humor is unmatched. God bless him.
It's the kind of humour that understands how cynical human behavior can be in the age of the internet
Chanesque humor. Szeth is another good one
God Bless
"which god?" is the quirky comeback to this
aussie humor doesnt fuck around
Remember, people WORSHIP those celebrities
Somewhere in the evolutionary chain, we fucked up so bad
This is by far the best advertisement ive ever seen, first time ive voluntarily watched it multiple times
"No part 3 unless something ridiculous happens."
I think enough ridiculous has happened for videos through part 5.
At this point just skip to 5, because it's such a shitshow that nobody will even notice
5 months later... and we're up to part 10. Lol. Pfizer is now demanding regular booster shots of the vaccine and twice daily pills.
2 weeks to slow the spread. Uhuh.
Pls let him cover the "alternative treatments" ark of the virus or as I'd like to call it:
The Darwin awards
@@twilotealeaf1714 .didnt he already cover it on part 1?
The last two months of 2020 and January 2021 were ridiculous.
“Condoms - the thinking man’s glove.”
~ Internet Historian, August 2020
That's been a saying for ages
I was shocked people resorted to condoms. Finger-cots are already a thing, and with none of the lube!
@@sethg4584 To be fair, using condoms as finger cots is probably something only a thinking man could come up with.
The ad integrations on this channel are by far my favourite on RUclips.
I really like how he used summoning salts Intro music at the end there ... Almost didn't notice
Nice catch
My local 7/11 started making their own “hand sanitizer” but instead of alcohol they used industrial grade cleaner lying around the store. Needless to say over 11 kids had chemical burns and the store owner was arrested
Reality is stranger then fiction
Not even arrest worthy
cue spiderman pizza music
Damage value of the kids was probably under $1000 dollars so no police arrests
James Nugent >she
lmao
"disguised himself as an onion seller"
He was there selling onions. He factually is an onion merchant in this scenario.
Yeah but he was disguised as an onion seller not onion merchant
Yeah but his heart wasn't in it.
_Mama Mia..._
it was a really good disguise
MY ONIONS!!!
For anyone wondering, the song at 17:20 is GTA Online Heists Trailer Song.
Dude even the ads for the sponsors are so fucking hilarious and well done. 😂😂
Also I get alot of south park level vibes in the facts put to humor on this channel!
Finally after nordVPN escaped from historian's terrifying stalker ads, he finally found another company to abuse
Pyro abducted him to play the role of Shadowman
In a month's time he'll also have Raycon Man trapped in his personal prison tower
I miss Shadow Man
Wonder if they knew what they were getting
TBH im vary likely to buy stuff if they make good ads.
IH is really good at marketing.
@@SapphireCarbuncle009 !
"what's terrible about it is, it's made us all equal in many ways"
Welllll we know what Madonna is worried about
i, too, contemplate my equality in the bathrub naked, as my boobs are showing to the whole world.
She is in no way equal to us. I consider her less than the homeless guy on the street corner throwing his own shit at random cars.
When rich white people say they're "equal" to you, lol.
@@Mercurio2435 "white"
@@Mercurio2435 *When rich people FTFY
This is superb content from start to finish
it's a good thing this video was made, I missed out on all this stuff.
I was secluded within my bunker (basement) and avoiding all contact with anyone for any reason ever to increase the immersion while playing Fallout 4
when they said "6 feet apart" I groaned, because it meant I would need to actually get closer to people than my optimum 20 feet.
New York Mayor: "Don't walk! Anywhere!"
New Yorkers: "I'm WaLkiNg hErE!"
@Craig the Brute Whats brooklyn like?
@@GarbageTVoriginal THERE WALKIN THERE
Got to admit, guy has some balls to tell New Yorker's not to "wookin'ee".
NOTHING IS GOING TO STOP ME WALKING HERE
*loads gun*
For people here in Queens we all gucci here people are fucking around
There wasn't a single joke in this video that didn't land lmfao
Except the celebrities lmao
Swaggimus Maximus you beat me to it
@@MrGman636 They landed all right. They landed on a concrete floor after falling at terminal velocity and had their spine, kneecaps, legs, arms ribs and skulls broken.
Except for Fallon and Kimmel.
@@MrGman636 have you heard of the great biggus dickus.
I actually look forward to the ad sketches, facking brilliant mate👏👏
2020 is gonna be seen as such a weird time in history
I feel like his ads aren't even helping the sponsors but they're still sponsoring him just so they can watch the ads
what?
im pretty sure his ads are the only ads that make people want to buy shit, that, or free market montgomery, or hell, maybe even crazy bills liquors, those are the only ads where i WANTED to buy the products showing. because they had conviction, faux-quality, and a old man having a blast
Imagine warching adds 😂😂😂
@@soratos9785 I sure love to warch adds in the early morning
Not gonna lie, was in the process of signing up for a job at a warehouse and realized I was gonna need some headphones, but I didn't want anything with annoying wires.
Then I remembered IH's retarded "RAYCON G O O O D, WIRES B A A A D" catchphrase and took him up on that discount.
For the first time in my entire life, an ad convinced me to buy something. And it came from a shitposter, not a team of busybodies.
Price gouging: illegal
Gas stations before and after hurricanes: sweating
Live in Florida, can confirm.
You have to be a faceless corporation to price gouge. This is law.
@@ricky-sanchez Yes, it's one of those things that are theoretically made for big corps but in reality almost never applied to them. Joe Blows will be prosecuted to make an example however.
After Katrina, a shit ton of coastal gas stations in MS got in major legal trouble for taking advantage of a literal life-and-death crisis. People were literally shooting each other. After that, all the gas stations in my area usually drop their prices before a hurricane to avoid outrage.
@@alfaivre2990 what are you talking about? Gas is cheap in Florida.
You always have the best ads!! Two years in the future . Amazing !!
4:05 - the nursery rhyme is edited so well 🤣😂thanks Mr. Internet Historian for the content
If you have bought that many onions, you have not “disguised yourself as an onion seller.”
You are an onion seller now.
whats the song called at 13:52
@@oldveryveryoldmanfromthe1900s sounds like it's from kevin macleod
@@oldveryveryoldmanfromthe1900s it sounds like you are spamming everyone
Assuming you can actually sell the onions. He's just an onion hoarder.
@@bobafettjr85 lol yeah I made this comment before he failed to actually sell the onions. although he did buy them with the intent to sell. Failed onion seller?
“No part 3 unless something ridiculous happens”. In other words: there will be a part 3.
I suspect it won't stop at three...
@@TheExplosiveGuy i mean .... we could have tales form the varus until 2024 all depends on how the world deals with it ... and so far its looking like were gonna have a long time of fun with Covid ^^
What about the fake rumors of vaccines. Could be hilarious
@@TheExplosiveGuy If that is the only requirement it will be a long saga.
Considering all the stuff hinted at in the outro... there very well could be a part 3.
Price gouging is only illegal when the average person is doing it. Funny that.
Who'd have thought celebrities are self absorbed and out of touch?
@Tim Clark surely they must be some good celebs. Like maybe the actor of Tyson Lannister.
@@htoodoh5770 Tyson. /snicker
@@htoodoh5770 I think you mean Tyrone Lannister
“Price gouging is illegal.”
Insulin companies: well that’s just too bad...
Pokémon catcher Ash what
Fr dude
HIV meds: that's cute.
Trump: I'm gonna do what's called, a pro gamer move.
*executive orders intensify.
The Generalissimo as a type one diabetic, Trump hasn’t done a damn thing for insulin costs. Yes, I realize there were articles that said he did but it still costs just as much as it didn’t before his executive order.
one of the best ads I hv ever seen, looked more of an independent stand piece than some add-on.
I ways watch your sponsorships. Thry are so funny. The fading in of Raycon good wires bad as you ran towards the bomb made me piss myself laughing.
"Raycon Good"
"Wires Bad"
This guy should work in advertising
Clips bomb
I think some boring people will object to Ray the Conman.
I hate ads and skip/block/mute them.
But this has me glued to the screen in utter amazement and faszination!
Chum is fum.
He does, he makes Sponsor Segments™ lol
Love being told we’re all equal by someone who could buy my house like I buy milk.
chuckles in university student who struggles to afford milk
Wait you people own houses!?
Did you come back with the milk yet?
I've been able to make my house payments by not drinking milk.
We don’t wanna hear about your dapper lifestyle owning a house and stuff! *goes back into cardboard box*
I never skip any of this guy’s ads 😂
Nobody does a better commercial than Internet Historian.
"All crime is legal now, what crime are you doing?"
None, cause they're all legal.
oh wow
it is still a crime, a legal crime, but a crime nonetheless
@@-hello6177 nope, a crime is an unlawful act punishable by the state or other authority. If there is no law there is no crime as the action is no longer unlawful, or punishable by the state or other authority
Your comment is way better than mine
No longer a crime, but still morally reprehensible