Minecraft RNG: THE MOVIE
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- Опубликовано: 11 июн 2024
- Joll, Conk, Kibble and Golem roll for a RANDOM item every day.. but something is wrong.. will they survive?
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“We’re coming! And we’re saying it out loud for storyline reasons!” 💀💀💀
"And the audience needs to see conk again" 💀
@@MarTin-ly2pd"Wait but this just looks like normal token"
@@BlockyBacon01 ´´get off my sister´´ - golem
@USD_HEADQUARTERS "Plot armor saves the day" -Conk
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Conk: "hey do you know where joll is?"
Jolll: "no"
Conk: "okay thank you joll"
Is that alstor
Joll and Cronk are the two friends we all need
"What about sleeping?"
"Who needs I when you can roll"
*SOLS RNG*
"Rolling is their whole life"
*SOLS RNG X2*
If someone made this in Roblox it might be better than sol’s since the items you pull actually do something
I'm not the only one that posts sols rng comments
there are players with Roblox avatars
@@ThreeCrowns_StudioI’m new to dev but I’ll make this an actual game someday, I’ll try to update my progress with youtube videos on another channel
@@ok-__ W
7:08 Conk “ Hey Golem look at my girlfriend”
Golem “get away from my sister”
LOLLL
It was “look who I’m dating golem”
Golem”get away from my sister”
(Sorry if I sound rude 😅)
Lmao
NAHHH
Yea got me laughing for over 20 Minuts
Netherite guy did all that just because he got no apology☠️😭😭☠️
Edit : W MOVIE 🍿
Conk doesn't like being called dumb rock so it was kinda deserved for the netherite guy
@@eeveeluv conk...rete
11:05 me: hey that character looks kinda cool
Wait….
IS THAT ALASTOR FROM HAZBIN HOTEL???
Ikr that's crazy
@@Xoxolover25hi
First Joll than Conk than Kibble lastly Golem who's next
I'm thinking netherite guy Im thinking that he will only join them because conk apologize and he might not like golem because he killed him
22:15
Conk:golem is scared yay emotions
Golem:im gonna punch through the lava
Kibble: woof
Conk:im taking a voul of silence
10:48 So Conk is short for Concrete? That's the first time I've ever heard something smart that his mother did to him. 😂
I thought it was Conkery the entire time💀
Yoooo
only my mom calls me that -conk 2024
for real
Co-
Conk is the main character we need but couldn't afford
i can because i barely ever say the word “rock”
@@DBX_737 you just said it
@@ByzTW *typed’ actually.
Ok
it’s still sad in the lore conk doesn’t exist. it would have been cool.
" Were coming and were saying it out loud for storyline reasons" 😂😂😂
19:42 Who is this numb skull is he slow
Conk: "I heard my name" 😂😂😂
Joll starts every video with "that's conk he my best rock friend but he isn't the brightest"
Edit:why do I have 147 likes
Edit:why do I have 621 likes
Edit:my most likes comment ever now
yea
Conk is iconic
yes
shame he doesn’t actually exist in the lore..
@@DBX_737 why do you say that?
"This is inspiring, maybe we all have a chance here!"
*rolls obsidian*
"fu-"
I was.
Looking for this comment
@@user-uk9rs1iu7n same
Wait why does this comment only have 2 replies but 133 likes
@@CameronTawzer tbh i usually get a notification if my comment gets a like so i didnt know this had 133 likes lol
I actually didn't know that it would lead to 1 single minecraft movie (also i realised it but i didn't care)
Conk: I'm a parkour master.
Golem: I think thats someone else...
BEST LINE IN THE STORY
EVBO REFERENCE
Each character from each video that plays a big role in a movie is transported to the next adventure with Joll and Conk.
Considering Joll lost his memory in the Upgrade movie, we know he doesn't remember the civilizations. For all we know, no one besides Conk remembers anything. I feel like it would be a bit cliché for Conk to just be really dumb but remember everything, but it would help with story building if all of the movies are actually connected.
Also, in the corruption video, Joll and Conk got a note from the civilizations, meaning that they are still apart of the story, and Joll's mom did die, Conk had a bunch of girlfriends and came from the mining civilization, and accidentally got seduced by Joll's dad. The corruption of the civilizations would be canon.
Gollum helped Joll and Conk (and Kibble) in the Upgrade Movie, so he will be a reoccurring character.
The civilizations have not appeared since the Corruption movie, so that's something to look out for. If they appear again, that means that my theory is probably correct.
Im pretty sure a lot of people already noticed this, but Joll (almost) always has his signature Flint n' steel, Kibble is reaaly good at running, and Conk has his TNT. The Flint n' steel was given to Joll as a gift and Conk just uh.. Had it.
I really hope that after i watch this video, i can add more things to this.
Anyways, thank you for reading my theory ramble.
Hi
I m not reading all that😂
Yo bro you need a trophy or something bro for playing so much attention
@@chadmason8693 dam chill that is a hole es-a
Theoryyyyyyyyyy-
*Me.exe. stopped working*
“Better luck next time frogger”
“I don’t think you can say that”
Don’t like just quoting things but.. WILD. Blatant racism 😭😭😭
arcade game
nah its frogism
@MrGreenLogixxIt doesn’t though
@@GmqxYT yea
whatup my frogga
9:45 you can see the Guest that was sent to Obsidian, im guessing he survived. Nice detail there!
17:32 golem: wow this is great! I finally have some peace and quiet, maybe ill start tanning. Joll: you are kinda white. Golem: genetics. Conk: hello world! Golem: oh gawd.
11:22 I never thought I’d see Alastor and King Crimson mugging someone in Minecraft
Same
ye lol
I JUST REALIZED THAT WAS ALASTORLMAOO
So I wasn't going insane
@@harudraws5164 was that a reference
The lore in every video is crazy and it all connects
True
38:02
Conk: nobodies listening, let me try. my name is conk
everyone: *cheers*
Conk: i should run for president
Gambling addiction explained in a movie with a budget of literally any Minecraft mod.
12:16 I love how the guy on the left survives, then just disappears, while the other guy just dies to the explosion lol
he logged off for the script lmao
“For storyline reasons”
Nahhh frogger's WILD💀💀💀💀
It’s a ethnic slur to the water civilization at this point
It’s the hard R
Frogga
@@Your-favorite-Minecraft-Manthat's the quizizz outfit I use too
28:28 "woah that guys is riding him, I didn't even know he can do that"
The 3 weeks of waiting was worth it😂😂😂❤❤❤
It was true
Ikr
No way Joil and conk just posted a 1 hour banger.
52:55 minute not one hour
@@Roman899 your right
you're /j
Fr
@@Roman899close enough
0:40 seems stupid until you realize conk is made of stone, so this is actually conk being big brain and knowing that if he's living stone, this chest might possibly be alive too.
😳
Actually it’s concrete not stone it says that in the End
@@HarmanSingh-gd2eh i thought they were saying conkery 😭
jesus i didnt expect this to be THAT good.
Same wached all 0:02
Oops 52:55
11:19 HOLY SHIT IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE? THE BEST ANIME🇹🇷🗿🇬🇷🐺🗿🇬🇷👹🔥👺🤓💅🤓🇨🇳🛌😭😂🥜😂🇦🇶
“We’re coming! And we’re saying it out loud for storyline reasons!”
WE LOVE JOLL AND CONK🎉
Yeah
Conkretes my favorite
K
Yeah
Who doesn't
When I think they are about to escape they get captured this is a true masterpiece good job joll and conk this is peak
Don't let the homies know I fw this.
Fr tho
37:58 Conk is too famous and might become the president. 😂
CONK2024
This RUclipsr’s goddamn goaded
Golem: you all look homeless
Conk: golem thats not nice
Golem:oh sorry you all look poor
Conk:thats better
17:35 when golum was talking bout maybe he should start tanning it was hella funny when joll said well u are kinda white 😂
Do you love Joll or Conk? Pls comment 👇
Both
165 like but 0 comments lemme change that also conk my favorite
this channel is mid. its like evbo but worse
@@jamescabrera7756then hop off it 💀💀
@@jamesfenn2895 fr
I think that we can all agree that conk is the main character Joll is just the best friend side character
'frogger is offensive.'
'thats why its more fun.'
LOL
“Plot armor saves the day” 💀💀💀
Bro had a villian arc just to get an apology
Yeah 😂
Bro, this is the best thing ive ever watched in years. (i love the part when he said: i can dodge this, im a parkour master. conk, i think that's someone else) 45:14
Lol he's talking about evbo
@@ahmedayham1273 yea ik
Parlour civilization is best
at first i thought it was cringy but still invested.
after that "storyline reasons" quote, im even more invested.
update: i was wrong about the cringy part, this is the best minecraft movie thing that i can seen
28:55 "there is nothing confusing about us"
proceeds to fuse into the embodiment of weirdness
OHHHH! That makes sense why conk hates being called rock, and isn’t wearing a plain Minecraft stone skin! He’s concrete powder which looks like stone!
OMG THE NETHERITE PLAYER IS THE GUARD FROM MINING CIVILIZATION THAT THEY BETRAYED WHILST RUNNING AWAY FROM FRED
crazy plot twist for that nether scrap
The golem and Conk are the funniest characters!
7:08 HAD ME ROLLING BRO 😂😂😂😂😂😂 “get away from my sister” xDDDDD
Fr? I thought the towers were gone now
@@snoozymac2377 for the record i hope u see this reply because i have a theory on their videos. conk doesn’t exist. golem is forced to stay quiet by the evil spirit within Kibble and Joel is already dead and doesn’t realise it.
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@@peacejoylove4118 for the record u didn’t trick me so idk why u attempted it
@@DBX_737 okay
Gambling: The Movie
(Edit: "get to the fields and work" is wild 💀
"Get away from my sister" on iron tier is CRAZY
"conk is short for concrete", more like concerning lol
Joll and conk never dissapoint in the minecraft movie genre, keep it up i love these videos
Conk: I’m hungry
Golem: I heard the top layer has a huge steak chest
Conk: We have people to save
Conk never fails to make my day
I have to say, this had me hooked for the entirety of the video, normally in a video I would stop and think for a bit but this, I just watched it all the way through, amazing story, I always liked that concept where a hero makes their villain without knowing, because of a mistake that they grew from, and there were a lot of really funny moments, so, good on your part, and I'm excited to see what else you can create
4:32 Golem: "never have to deal with you again" *Gets promoted*
these vids are always the best i love watching them before i go to bed and its always a delight to watch there awesome keep up the great work
Joil: how do we stop it?
Me: break the red stone😂
Fr
17:05 this entire video was just straight gambling sleep when you can be losing money in gambling. It’s so funny ♦♣♥♠
Average 2 week minecraft faze with the boys after somebody’s dog died:
Joll is the best frog in existence
I’m right here😢😭🥺
There’s a minecraft frog named Kermit but he heard you and grew huge and ate joll then joll made conk appear and conk pooped out all the steak from all the videos so it’s a lot because it’s still inside him so it exploded and now is in chunks and there’s a chunky liquid in there
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@@SarahAllen-tq1vr yt kid story
@@peacejoylove4118 WHAT
i just saw this on tiktok and now I'm addicted to joll and conk💀, i hope you upload more of this
I can’t believe they got Alastor to make a cameo
didn't notice how much a sunflower looks like a token til this lol
@Fwayrus the token is a sunflower...
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@@CrazyRedVR oh my god really!?!? it's almost as if... that's what I just said?!
These videos are like Minecraft roleplays reimagined. I like em
"that's a convinient plot point" 💀💀
NAHHH JOLL IS COOKING WITH THAT MOVIE💯💯💥💥
Moral of the Story: A Rude & Mean Iron Golem is better than Mindless Iron Golems. 😂
0:43 explanation of My dreams be like😂
"I Love lore"
"Spell lore"
"E"
"Go on"
"Theres more ?"
joll and conk are like the smart kid and the funny kid
Fun fact . In the obsidian village one of the mean people was alaster
Creative videos like this one are so enjoyable! I like how it's serious but at the same time there's characters like gonk and the Golem. I've never seen a rng themed MC movie, this was truly awesome and a insanely good video! Keep Up the good work! ❤
SOLS RNG MINECRAFT EDITION💀💀💀
“conk we’re over!”
“rebound” (places iron block) 😭😭😭🙏
Low-key conk just has a tv static brain...no thoughts detected
Sols rng be like:
Leafyy
the amount of sleep they get in this is accurate to sols rng players
And all he had to do was admit that he was a Rock 💀
“Frogger”
“I don’t think you can say that...” 💀💀💀💀💀
Get away from my sister 7:09
Got me laughing
Me too 🤣
4:41 golem you have been promoted caught me off haha
AMAZING MOVIE PERFORMANCE pls allow me to ask if you can do a part 2 to this movie? Alot of people will love a part 2! Pls do it
Conk is actually a super smart genius? When he said “I feel like that was a reference” to “may the odds ever be in your favor” he also said that he watches movies. But conk is a rock living in Minecraft and there are no tv’s in Minecraft. So either he is smart enough to make his own, or he is smart enough to download mods.
I forgot to add this so I’m gonna say it. In the future we might see a video where conk is a super genius and saves everyone and prove that he is a god or something because he might have super good mods.
“I said zero, not zero!”🤣🤣🤣
11:28 nah, no way king crimson killed himself 😭
it should have been alastor
Get away from my sister got me dying 😂
This was one of the best episodes of Joll N Conk, it was so entertainin!
RNG - Random Number Generator. People use this so that a specific number is a specific thing
RNG, or random number generator(s) are used to generate random numbers between set parameters, Not specific numbers, and those numbers don't correlate to anything
@@karma6113 Similar enough :/
'froggy is more fun'
"its offensive!"
'thats why its more fun'
😂😂😂
7:10 “Get away from my sister” got me rolling 😭😭😭
Feels like those yt shorts clips of movies with voice overs
I NEED ANOTHER MOVIE PLS!!!!!!!!!!!!❤❤❤❤ LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!!!!❤❤❤❤
51:10 Bruh the Ancient Debri dude just wanted Conk to apologize the entire series this whole entire time. 😂
Edited: It's only spoilers if you checked the comments section first before watching the actual whole entire video so don't even try to say blame me from it.
No spoilers 😊
Spoiled it
It's only real spoilers if you checked the comments first before watching the video
@@ztyxyyeah just dont read the comments Before the video
Bro
45:14
"I'm a parkour master"
"I think that's someone else"
"Let's go gambling!"
*Gambling noises*
*ERRR❌*
"Aw dang it"
*Gambling noises*
*ERRR❌*
"Aw dang it"
*Gambling noises*
*ERRR❌*
"Aw dang it"
*Gambling noises*
*ERRR❌*
"Aw dang it"
*Gambling noises*
*ERRR❌*
"Aw dang it"
*Gambling noises*
*ERRR❌*
"Aw dang it"
*Gambling noises*
*ERRR❌*
"Aw dang it"
*Gambling noises*
*ERRR❌*
"Aw dang it"
"i'm sorry" has won wars (including this one)