Colonising the Dinosaurs - The Hunter & The Beast: Total War: Warhammer 2
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- Опубликовано: 11 сен 2019
- Cheers to CA for giving me access to The Hunter & The Beast early!
I really enjoyed getting back into Total War: Warhammer 2, and the Empire rework in Mortal Empires is proper awesome. Might give that a go on a livestream. I'm making a few non-ArmA videos to give myself some breathing space and relief as I'm currently trying to get a new house.
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"Early British Colonial attempts of Australia in 1788," Colorized
@@glenmcgillivray4707 this is more entertaining the video
@@ryanchungus8972 Following consultation with relevant specalists: apparently the only reason the video got youtube was the spiders that would eat the video are being eaten by the Dropbears.
That or the Crocodiles are getting in on the action again.
And a friendly reminder to anyone perusing the tourist trails of Australia.
Yes the Platypus looks strange, Yes its teeth (unlike many creatures in Australia) are harmless to people. Don't Pet The Platypus. It has Venomous spurs and will stab you. Just stay back: unless you see the spiders, at which point hide BEHIND the Platypus. Its kin have survived the spiders far longer than humans have. But watch out for the Crocs. The Dinos got eaten by the spiders, but the Crocs live on, that is a sign of just how dangerous THOSE are.
@@glenmcgillivray4707 No Australians in Australia.
Spiders ate them all.
@@sm901ftw I understand that the Australian government gave platapi citizenship on account of being the only mammals to have shown endurance against the spider threat after the kangaroos were replaced with giant jumping spiders. have they finally fallen to the swimming spiders that replaced the Crocodiles?
An Aussie colonizing dinosaurs...should've made a penal colony
A KIWI SECONDS THIS! ^
Heh heheh... colony
Skaven slaves are covering that part...
... this man has top comments on like every Rimmy and Drew video.
@MR KAGE
Nah that would be Bretonnia
Or Kislev, I guess
Or maybe the border principalities
Emperor: Ah, Huntsmarshal, I heard you found new allies in the New World?
Huntmarshal: Well, yes, but actually no. They don't exist. Also, noone who fought here can ever return.
Scaven? No those are just Kislevites
@@thebarnet89 Kislev
@@shalax7881 Kislev
Look in the Empire they may deny Skaven exist. But Lustria is not the Empire.
@@okinawadreaming Kislev
Skaven alliance.
>laughs
>Clan Skryre
Immediate concern.
I've always wondered why would Skryre of all other clans care, who buys their weapons?
Except Chaos Dwarves, can't sell to those patent stealing bastards.
@@TheArklyte To make it easier to plant high yield nuclear explosives next to your allies.
You know you're about to be fucked when the english colons are making an alliance with the equivalent of Sueden's evil twin
TheArklyte just purely out of spite to other races ?
Skaven warpbomb casts through any friendly unit
17:10
Desperate times...
*sees Skaven ally army*
CALL FOR DESPERATE MEASURES
Empire denies existence of Skaven race: "Those are not rats, they are cosplayers"
Adam Brychcy meanwhile 40k literally has people cosplaying as rats and living under the imperium's hive cities.
Yes yes we dont exist yes yes
@@AlanGChenery well I mean, the skaven's equivalent in 40k are the gene stealers. And the informations concerning them are certainly held done by the Inquisition
Giant rats? Under our cities?
Nonsense, you dolt. You saw a sickly beastman skulking outside the walls and now you're acting like they're everywhere.
Get a grip, for Sigmar's sake!
Those are just Bretonnian peasants, move along.
"This is just a dinosaur. This man just has dinosaurs." It appears you've run into TheRussainBadger
I think we found out WHY The Empire denies the existence of Skaven...
Let us be clear, there are no giant rat men living underneath the streets of Altdorf!
@@josephpmans And they are certainly not helping us colonize Lustria! No siree!
@@jacksonl.2201 What secret skaven missile silos!
"The Ratmen" are just a poor people being exploited to fight The Empire's wars, we need to realize the oppression of this beautiful culture. Also, uuuh, they are called Skaven, you speciest!
Rumours of a race of intellegent ratmen living next to our cities are false.
Sargent Jimmy Peters here learned to play the pipe so well that Rodents literally came pouring out of the sewers to accompany us into battle.
They hold spears because we taught them to
Wait until rimmy realises that skaven faction has tactical nukes XD
They already did.
Ikr
M m m master the w w warp nuke is r r ready
Excuse me what the fuck?
I’m sorry, they have *what*?
As a Dutch person, I tend to break out in laughter at the lizardmen names. Some of those are literally 2 Dutch words with an apostrophe in between. Stuff that translates to Gimme'Food, Kitty'litter, etc. Send me a non-legendary lord name from the lizardmen and I can probably translate it for you.
How about Ra'Tul, it's the name of a Slaan I saw in another TW Warhammer 2 campaign
J also some of them are names of pokemons with a apostrophe. Or puns based around divination and fortune telling. Or in case of Tictaq’to its a... tik tak toe.
Tecnetunlian or whatever its spelt is literally just translated to tiny weinie not necessarily from dutch just thats his cannon name
There is a Skaven named Schurft... I think there's a bunch of Dutch people working in the naming department
There are _definitely_ Dutch devs among Warhammer 2. The generic names for High Elves (Yasmijn) en Skaven (Can't recall, but there's a few) have a suspicious touch.
*JURASSIC PARK THEME KAZZO ADDITION INTENSIFIES*
Why is a melformed halfling offering me missions?
- Rimmy, 2019
"Also according to Kotaku because im a colonialist"
*names video colonising the dinosaurs*
I'd say somebody tell Kotaku that video games aren't real... But nah let them go broke.
@@Azraiel213 I don't know how to tell you this but...video games are real, they actually exist. You can go buy one and play it. I know, amazing
@@Mrlord59 How was I so blind? Now I understand why I dropped dead on the living room floor at age five the first time I played Super Mario Brothers and ran straight into a Koopa Troopa.
@@Azraiel213 I'm not a psychologist, but if you have those kinds of delusions I suggest going to one.
So i decided to read that Kotaku article... it actually isnt terrible.
its criticising how the game is being scornful to the colonial powers and corrupt religious figures, but feeks like is railroading you to play the polite and diplomatic game, using the criticism as just window dressing. they also admit it may get better further on, as they are still quite early in.
14:47 that just triggered a flashback. My furthest campaigned with clan Mors, the entire east coast just got razed by a dino horde, and the bastard had the nerve to ask for peace
New 100% Lore Friendly lore Warhammer DLC. Im pretty sure theres a codex somewhere that says something about the time Markus Wolfhart made negotiations with the Skaven to siege Lizardman cities its fine, GW just hasnt written it yet
more hilarious is when after the peace treaty the Dinos can potentially ask you for a defensive pact and alliance.
So the quests say 'eat the dinos' while your Diplomats say 'They are our greatest ally against the threat of (Orcs? Nonexistance Ratfolk? Angry Trees? Evil quadrapedal horsepeople? Vampires?)
You say war wagon, I say war crime getaway wagon
17:18 The New World version of the Ubersreik five fighting alongside the Slaven is just a cursed and ironic image
17:11 Rimmy's laughing as hard as that time with Cao Cao and the rice trade this does put a smile on my face
A Skaven hiding in the trees
but got found for he
does not speak Vietnamese
Those are some scary lookin’ little ducklings at the beginning
18:28
"Rodents of unusual size? I don't think they exist."
This needs to be some form of novel, The Empire Colonials found themselves working with a Local Skaven Clan
The best bit is skaven will often be your best allies and will nearly always back you up. Mandy the end times was them emerging to help the empire, meeting Italians and the deciding humanity was a lost cause.
How can you call yourself a man of the Empire without finishing the job! Get back in the fight, for the Emperor!
Moar glorious warhammer! Moar alliances with the friendly mousefolk who live only in Lustria and nowhere else!
John Arnold i think you mean strange beastmen? Ratmen, how preposterous
Yes I agree
Your "Shoot her!" voice sounds like the "Return the slab!" mummy.
Skaven and Imperials, brothers in arms
Gentlemen Jenkins has entered the chat
Kenneth has left the chat
Ubersreik was added and you can have the 5 as a garrison there
Witch Hunter: HERATIC
Lizard sword man: ScraaaaAAAAA
383 soldiers dead to kill one heretical dinosaur? Seems like good numbers by the guardsmans accounts.
"They do move in herds!" Omg 😂😂😂
please make part 2 rimmy, we need to know how the skaven and empire diplomacy ends
More cross faction alliances like this would be really excellent. It's awesome for me to play WITH them, and later on in the campaign when you're steamrolling the map, it would be cool if everyone united against you!
Ah good, Rimmy discovers the utter "joy" that is sieges.
*Warhammer: Hernàn Cortez the fortunate son, edition*
"I never thought I'd die fighting side by side with a Skaven."
BLEEHEHEHEHEEH
I can imagine a severely disgusted imperial looking to his side and there's just a giant rat giving him the thumbs up while smiling.
What a sight.
"How about with food-friend?"
"What was that first word?"
Mate skinks most numerous of lizardmen speak reichspeil.
Reichspiel with a Lisp 😂
[SKINK SCREECHING]
Translation*
“DAM COLONIZERS!”
"malformed halfling"
Talk about being redundant.
Markus: "I'm in me mums cart!"
Nekai: "STOP FOLLOWING ME YA BASTARDS!"
Gor-Rok: "I am mountain, and you are bug."
18:31 man your witch hunter hero has a lot of execution to do
0:45 if the first adviser was a follower of tzeentch then this guy is a follower of Nurgle
Nah, that's just a Halfling.
"For the federation I would give my lifffeeee. ITS A GOOD DAY TO DIE" *incoherent screaming*
The only good thing to come out of the third movie.
Well that and somehow special effects and visual back then are considerably better than most now. Also the damn song is pretty catchy
Skaven, make friends with Rimmy.
Next plan, plants nuke under his kingdom when his not looking.
End game, set nuke off when Rimmy army trying to deal with someone else. lol
10:06 That's when you know you're surprised by something you did not expect to happen xD
‘We have to manage hostility’
Are you even British if you care about native hostility!?
Well
he's not British
@@SuperGman117 non native descended Australians are basically just chain gang Brits though so...
Then native Australians are just Chinese people
ObligedUniform I wanna laugh, but that’s actually kinda accurate.
The Empire is German, not British. The British in this game are a bunch of hippies who got wiped tf out by Norscans.
I just love how Warhammer fantasy and Warhammer 40k can both be so serious and comical at the same time.
You can read the stories about the hunters in the screen that shows you their current missions, and it adds more as you complete more of their missions. You can read the story about that red-haired vampire that the Witch Hunter killed in that pop-up as you progress through his missions.
16:34 "This is a good doff."
Me: "Wot"
The empire: (denies existence of skaven)
Skaven in the background: (skaven screeching)
I love how you made a pact with the non humans even tho your for the empire and you even used them in you battle. But I would also personally like To see more
The Empire isn't as xenophobic as you think. Halflings (which are annoying, thieving, and gluttonous bastards, rather than Tolkien's pretty likable Hobbits) live amongst Humans, they have a strong alliance with the Dwarfs, a less prominent one with the High Elves, and frequently use Ogres as Mercenaries in the lore. Against other races, like the Wood Elves and Lizardmen, they have a more neutral approach (though they don't know much about the latter, nor do they have much contact).
The only non-human races they actually *hate* are Beastmen and Greenskins, for obvious reasons, the Dark Elves, because they enslave people and raid the Empire's shores, as well as anything Undead or Chaos-related. They are also hostile towards Skaven, but they have a massive conspiracy in order to suppress information about them (that's where the "Ratmen in the Sewers? Don't exist." coming from), because a literal empire of billions of crazy, technologically advanced Ratmen living right beneath their feet would cause a bit of a panic among the populace.
Well, an Alliance between the Empire and the Skaven (whose existence the Imperial government actively *denies* to the point where everyone mentioning them is thrown in the loony bin) wouldn't happen in the lore, which makes what happened here even funnier.
My god Rimmy, you're spoiling us with all of these uploads! If you need to take a break, go ahead but my god, I'm loving this!
Oh I'd love seeing more of this!
One of the best video I have ever seen.
Love it! You really need to do more Total War vids, Rimmy. :D
One of my most favorite videos you’ve done plz do More
The fact I KNOW where you got that Starship Troopers clip from is just hilarious to me.
Its not that weird that the lizards would want to pay out to not be murdered when you've got vampires, chaos boys, and orcs running around. Especially the chaos boys.
Awesome video man
Yes please. More of this
*Looks like skink's back on the menu boys*
Loved the Starship Troopers reference. :)
First thing first, it took you long enough to play this game and I love it you tease ;)
I love this.
Good vid keep it up
I’m going to like this video and pray this doesn’t end up like the three episodes of a Skaven “play through”
Rimmy acting like a kid on Christmas seeing imperial supplies is so wholesome on a level I didn’t know we possible
A skaven you say?
No thats Hairy Harry.
Hes just a bit odd.
Lore with total war is thrown out the window
*and it’s the best*
I love that we have the Ozzy-shrike five leading the attack.
We brought Dogburgler because there's no dogs in Lustria.
The lizardmen ate them all.
Love the Starship Troopers reference
On the next episode of Rimmy is a terrible human being
18:38 Empire soldiers: CONFUSED SCREAMING.
Seeing rimmy our that scene of starship troopers make me wanna see him play edf 5
The empire beating dinosaurs to death with nonexistent rats... Sound about right for a rimmy video.
The Empire Skaven Alliance is unbreakable long live our skaven allies....who definitely do not exist.
Why does the dinosaur konga line look so adorable XD
"It aint mee, it aint me, i am no fortunate onee."
good gate, sturdy gate, impenetrable.
the walls, not so much. 10:14
The meme that is the dude that starts with Lord Kroak under his control is just
We need more Warhammer and this game. Aussie plus Warhammer go hand-in-hand
Dinosaurs. Nice!
Hell yeah, brother.
This makes total sense, hunters and rats baning together to stop the dinosaurs
This was cool
Lot of fun
Knock knock, it's the empire.
HOI 4 Old World Blues got an update, and added Mexico
I would love a 2nd part
I'm just picturing the Accusation ability as being the Witch Hunter doing the Hulk Hogan "YOOOOUUUUUU!!!" point.
Everyones gangsta until the trees start speaking Skaven.
The ubersriche 5 are a witch hunter, a waystalker a dawi ranger and a mercenary. Here we have a bretonnian instead of the mercenary. 1 year later we know that the mercenary is in fact a bretonnian and even chosen to be a grail knight. FORSHADOW
"Before GW destroyed it"
*Cries in now gone beautifully self-destructive Skaven shenanigans and bullshittery*
Part of me keeps hoping that games like this and Vermintide will make WHFB popular enough for GW to revive it as a spin-off “what-if” type series
Sigmar and the shite leading up to it should've been the "what if". I can see what they were trying but it was done so badly and instead of introducing it as a separate game type from WHFB they dropped a really fun - albeit difficult to.market for.beginners - table too game for another skirmish game.
Seriously man the way it all went down makes me salty enough to preserve meat throughout the winter.
God I love this game
You’ve inspired this Brit to form a empire in warhammer 2.
With Warhammer lore, that halfling's not malformed. :P
This game is so amazing
when i heard " they do move in herds" my reference radar biped