I can just imagine after the battle of itza when Markus starts hacking away on Nakai's neck for the head as a trophy an empire soldiers walks forward and asks: "Markus... are we the bad guys?"
@Neb I mean consantly in the lore. High Elves found a way to send out the warp energies, they found a solution. Lizardmen just fought chaos like everyone else, but believe they're the one, who did the main bulk of work. They're Thalmor of Warhammer, who claim that they prevented Oblivion Crisis. Yes, Lizardmen are incorruptible by the same margin as Archaon - they ARE corruption. As you've mentioned, in the same very campaign, YOU as Lizardmen player, are constantly trying to put sticks into the wheels of High Elves and to get to Vortex before them and once you do defeat them with serious effort, you proclaim genocide on all other sentient nations. Despite the fact that we know that they were also assaulted by Skaven and Dark Elves and the same time and that their plan was a working one. You're literary Thalmor, genocidal assholes, who take credit for achievement of others:D
Well pretty sure Kroak or Mazda would just wipe the colonist on the campaign map if u put lore into the game, and Nakai probably can just one man gangbang an entire city when Markus isn’t around. It is like Spain get their hands on the Aztec but this time the Aztec got freaking space ship and laser beam shooting dinos. Honestly I don’t even think the guy has ever been into Lustria from the beginning until the end time. But again this is CA universe right here so.
UNUSED JOKES/RELEVANT INFORMATION: -The only downside to Wulfhart is that he doesn’t get a mount of any kind. As he reeks of death and is nicknamed Walking Rabies. -With all 5 hunter heroes together you can synergize for truly ridiculous bonuses to archer units, doubling damage and halving firing time while extending their range and ammo count. - The final battle with Nakai triggers when you gain 100 Imperial Prestige. So loot, plunder and displace your way to victory!
@@jinon2667 heh it will always be the ubersreik 5 regardless of the DLC etc cause you get the 5 in riekland though not the true heroes of vermin tide till they work something out with fat shark.
The red moon inn is a landmark building in ubersreik in Reikland province. Build and it you get a bright wizard, waystalker, thane, witch hunter and empire captain added to your garrison. us.v-cdn.net/5022456/uploads/editor/ex/6lpinc0kzg3q.png
@@lughildana in addition to if you put the guard house there the second empire captain with more garason troops so you get 2 captains for the price of two buildings and a lot of manpower to back up those heroes though if CA does go down the line and get the heroes of vermintide officially added in not just a garason option but recruitable legendary agents etc then have fun with them son :3 especially getting them in to a army stack lead by a general of the empire etc.
The Aztec comparison sort of falls apart since people often forget the Spanish didn't beat the Aztecs alone, they had allied with many of the Aztecs enemies who had been beaten and subjugated by them in the past. As Markus you can't do any diplomacy with any Lizardmen factions, and that free army that spawns at max hostility seems to always fight to the last man even if you wait for hostility to reset and for them to lose their crazy morale bonuses from it.
And then they continued that hell on earth in their attempt at civilising, see Columbus the hand amputator, slaver and guy who took it so far even his ruler told him that he's a fking monster and to reign it in
His net ability is sooooo good. In multiplayer I had someone who was boasting how epic and overpowered Tyrion is. So after shooting down most of his army, the poor guy decided to charge at Markus Wulfhart trying to finish it right there and then, but he walked right into my trap. I netter Tyrion, turned all my gunmen, machine gun and Markus Wulfhart at him and Tyrion was gone in like 1-2 volleys. Poor guy I was fighting was in utter shock. He was like: "Wait?! Where's Tyrion?!!" XDDD
i mean they are the oldest race with the most powerful mages and warriors and fought chaos before humans even became a thing but i get your point and colonists gonna be colonists
@@lucky-lu6tc what point? You know who fixed the world? High Elves that created the Vortex. They also came to save Empire in the times of Magnus. And while they're assholes, they're trying to do the right thing. Meanwhile, what do Lizardmen do? Jackshit and cause more harm then good while claiming to be great. They destroyed dwarven Under Empire, they don't show up when Waystones are endangered, they don't teach mages of other factions, they don't do anything usefull. They just claim long forgotten greatness and that everyone owes them. Just because they exist.
@@TheArklyte i get your point even tough liz are still great they just need a strong ruler aka the player but the whole universe is anyway kinda broken the empire already has machine guns, tanks and musketeers if they would just improove in that field and add a little magic to it they would woop the chaos ass with magical flying abraham and leopard 2 tanks
@@lucky-lu6tc that's the thing - faction doesn't give a rats ass about player choice. I can RP and chose to spare and try to build alliances, but when Vortex fires and I win, epilogue is still that lizardmen had gone on genocidal spree because they're obsessed with prophecies of their leaders and legacy of long gone masters. There is no separate ending, they don't even left anything unspoken to allow everyone to use their own headcannon aka "but my faction was different". Nope, straight up classical lizardmen. But the same could be taken as a fault of campaign for both elven factions too. Only Skaven proceed exactly like expected by every player:D
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How dare you make Wulfhart and the Empire the victim of them looting and raiding the jungle of Lustria. The Defenders of Earth are just defending their territory.
Ah yes, the genocidal defends. How could we ever have a problem with a species so anal about following the plan of dead creators that they would occasionally kill the very people they were created to protect. They fit in the Forces of Order as comfortably as Wood Elves do.
@@Elitex62 genocidal? Where they don't even leave lustria if anything it's the empire who is genocidal considering they see the lizardmen as animals and we all know that humans likes to genocide animals
The War Wagon combines the best parts of Chariots and Missile Cavalry: 1. Once trapped in melee they can't get out, no matter how angrily you right click 2. They get destroyed in melee if they're there for more than 10 seconds 3. They get out-damaged by any, and I mean ANY other ranged unit, including Skavenslave Slingers 4. Skirmish Mode will inevitably force them to pin themselves against the battle border, unable to escape the melee units beating their asses, because they'd rather grind against impassable terrain than *go in any other direction* Also for some reason the Helblaster Variation (The Black Lions) can't fire in all directions, because video game companies hate fun.
@@Valericon lol i think the war wagon just added into the game to fit the lore and make empire units a little bit unique, but they pretty much useless in battle, expect the mortal wagon to replace the traditional one, i always prefer hellblaster and canon, they're more effective in battle.
Alright, ya earned yourself a subscriber. I don't know if everyone else thought the conquistador simulator joke was hysterical but I for one as a history major thought it killed.
The only reason they did not change his look to be more jungle themed. If he took off his jacket. All wildlife would die by the sheer manliness of humanity he gives off. Also, the smell. The smell could likely kill....everyone. and everything.
The Dawi be like: "We inscribe those lizards in the Great Book of Grudges, because how dare they prevent us from taking their treasors?!" and "We might want to get in touch with that human with bow that smell of wild beast, 'cause he wants the same thing: blood-drenched gold in fancy shapes!"
"It's really an amazing conquistador simulator CA has created here. And honestly, all it's missing is an event where you give the locals smallpox for a truly historic experience." Well, the skaven have already covered that aspect of native american genocide.
I say this as constructive criticism: This isn't really a noob's guide its all included in game and basic stuff that is easy to figure out. I was really hoping for some tips on how to survive the early game in vortex particularly.
Remember. The aztecs did tons of human sacrifices. The Spanish found hell on earth when they went to the new world. So don’t feel too bad for the aztecs.
I realized how awful the conquistadors were as I was doing my normal, chasing down all of the enemies after routing them. The picture of the war wagons lazily shooting the impressive, but completely outclassed Saurus as they tried to run away made me feel real awful about myself as a human...
I only just thought, but they need to put the roof of the War Wagon on a Steam Tank and give us the Von Zeppel which I always loved despite it making little sense to put soldiers outside of the tank
I just unlocked the magical chariots and my God I had no idea how good they'd be so I watched a video of them one shot killing vargheists and then looked at their missile damage.
The sky grows dark: Huh. That is odd. There was not supposed to be any rain to...oh...shit. It rains hell from the sky and arrows find their mark of hundreds dropping and terror all around.
To be perfectly fair, every other faction in Lustria other than the Lizards and arguably Teclis and Vortex!Khalida totally deserve getting turned into pincushions.
"All you're missing is the ability to give the locals smallpox"
Marcus:"....Hey, Skrolk, come here, I've got an idea"
Considering they both hate lizardmen... That is not too impossible.
Honestly, i think he would just skin the poor basterd alive after watching this video.
Wonder what diseases the lizards gave them in return.
@@adekaiwamisou more lizardmen
Skrolk: Smallpox? Man-thing thinking so _limited._
I can just imagine after the battle of itza when Markus starts hacking away on Nakai's neck for the head as a trophy an empire soldiers walks forward and asks:
"Markus... are we the bad guys?"
Then the witch hunter shoots him in the back before Markus can answer...
Considering Lizardmen attacked Elves for trying to save the world, nope, it's just that scalies had finally gone insane:D
@Neb I mean consantly in the lore. High Elves found a way to send out the warp energies, they found a solution. Lizardmen just fought chaos like everyone else, but believe they're the one, who did the main bulk of work. They're Thalmor of Warhammer, who claim that they prevented Oblivion Crisis.
Yes, Lizardmen are incorruptible by the same margin as Archaon - they ARE corruption. As you've mentioned, in the same very campaign, YOU as Lizardmen player, are constantly trying to put sticks into the wheels of High Elves and to get to Vortex before them and once you do defeat them with serious effort, you proclaim genocide on all other sentient nations. Despite the fact that we know that they were also assaulted by Skaven and Dark Elves and the same time and that their plan was a working one. You're literary Thalmor, genocidal assholes, who take credit for achievement of others:D
It's all a matter of perspective really
Well pretty sure Kroak or Mazda would just wipe the colonist on the campaign map if u put lore into the game, and Nakai probably can just one man gangbang an entire city when Markus isn’t around. It is like Spain get their hands on the Aztec but this time the Aztec got freaking space ship and laser beam shooting dinos.
Honestly I don’t even think the guy has ever been into Lustria from the beginning until the end time. But again this is CA universe right here so.
1:48 Did anyone noticed, that he actually shot the Cygor in the knee? I gotta check how many eyes that guard in Whiterun has...
I used to throw boulders like you until I took an arrow to the knee
And can we just point out that his special Heroes are the second reference to Vermintide in Total War Warhammer.
Wait, they the same ones from that game?
@Anzu Wyliei Just one guy then or.
@Anzu Wyliei Got it.
Ubersreich, or however you spell it, has that funny little tavern that gives you a generic expy as garrison
They’re both great games. What’s the first reference?
Praise the Wagon, Embrace the Wagon, Become the Wagon
Virgin chariots And Chad war wagons
I got a bit pissed, considering that GW later gave the War Wagon to Kislev
Damn right, praise Speedwagon!
Made my day. Or rather night actually
I AM WAGON
UNUSED JOKES/RELEVANT INFORMATION:
-The only downside to Wulfhart is that he doesn’t get a mount of any kind. As he reeks of death and is nicknamed Walking Rabies.
-With all 5 hunter heroes together you can synergize for truly ridiculous bonuses to archer units, doubling damage and halving firing time while extending their range and ammo count.
- The final battle with Nakai triggers when you gain 100 Imperial Prestige. So loot, plunder and displace your way to victory!
see... I would like huntsmen as a unit, but steam tanks also get buffed by a lot of the buffs... so....
Cody Bonds that is pretty awesome if I do say so myself.
I like how we are effectively play Verm..I mean Lizardtide by that end game point with 5 hunter heroes haha
@@Taihouchan ikr, we basically assembled the Ubersreik... I mean Lustria Five, or Four, it doesnt matter
@@jinon2667 heh it will always be the ubersreik 5 regardless of the DLC etc cause you get the 5 in riekland though not the true heroes of vermin tide till they work something out with fat shark.
"Do you snarl at modern Disney-fied movies where monsters are the good guys?"
I have found the right faction for me
HUMANITY FIRST
"Oh what a guy! Wulfhart!"
Deathcoldan Welcome to millennium would you like a freak chip
Silence, racist.
PURGE THE XENO SC- oh, wait, wrong millenia.
The Lord of Vile Darkness Uhm our group is pretty diverse a Latino a black guy a mood und a Gypsy woman.
KEEP MAKING ONE FOR EVERY LEGENDARY LORD Cody!
This shit's Warpstone crack to me!
0:34 "Hunting is where you go looking for something but really, really quietly"
That was beautifully said. Top-notch humor
i don't know, kinda fits stealing as well
So... technically stalking. But animals can't give consent.
1:20 "Marcus put an arrow in its only eyes" (in the video his arrow didn't even hit the monster's hand)
Sparda thank you for saying something. It was eating me alive.
And it wasn't a cyclops in that shot.
Imagine if Geralt of Rivia was a genocidal greed monger, boom there ya
Basically Geralt in my playthrough
Witchers were quite mercenary, if I remember correctly, and he killed quite a few critters on his way.
Pretty sure that any melee lord in warhammer would destroy geralt.
@@deni140492deni Legendary Lord sure, normal Generals i wouldn't be so sure if he's at his full power and gear.
If the Paladin was a Fire mage, you'd have Vermintide 2 in Lustria.
Warhammer: Expedition - Lizardtide
@@amandag.6186 i still wait for warhammer dwarfmantide with a chieftain, a packmaster,a warlockengineer, an assasin and a grey seer as heroes
@@thanquolrattenherz9665 Expect them all to be some of the most cartoonish backstabbers in Skaven history.
@@discountplaguedoctor88 I can imagine in the scoreboard there's a "Friendly Fire" section.
@@discountplaguedoctor88 One of them is Thanquol.
"in the name of Spain .. I mean the Empire" hahah
Would you be willing to do a "Noob's Guide to Lokhir Fellheart"?
Your commitment to ending on music never dissapoints
the heros he gets give me vermintide 1/2 vibes
The red moon inn is a landmark building in ubersreik in Reikland province. Build and it you get a bright wizard, waystalker, thane, witch hunter and empire captain added to your garrison.
us.v-cdn.net/5022456/uploads/editor/ex/6lpinc0kzg3q.png
@@lughildana in addition to if you put the guard house there the second empire captain with more garason troops so you get 2 captains for the price of two buildings and a lot of manpower to back up those heroes though if CA does go down the line and get the heroes of vermintide officially added in not just a garason option but recruitable legendary agents etc then have fun with them son :3 especially getting them in to a army stack lead by a general of the empire etc.
Hello from Quebec, we want Wulfhart back to keep the wildlife under control.
It's a nice touch that you used William Tell Overture - a famous huntsman himself - for the finale of this. :)
The Aztec comparison sort of falls apart since people often forget the Spanish didn't beat the Aztecs alone, they had allied with many of the Aztecs enemies who had been beaten and subjugated by them in the past. As Markus you can't do any diplomacy with any Lizardmen factions, and that free army that spawns at max hostility seems to always fight to the last man even if you wait for hostility to reset and for them to lose their crazy morale bonuses from it.
They fight to the last man cause all the spawned army’s troops get the unbreakable trait. You literally have to kill 100% of them
Also the aztecs did a crap ton of human sacrificing. The Spanish saw hell on earth when they went to the new world.
@@gaslighter9299"The Aztec ruling class were killing people, so we killed every man, woman, and child. This is justified." 🙄
And then they continued that hell on earth in their attempt at civilising, see Columbus the hand amputator, slaver and guy who took it so far even his ruler told him that he's a fking monster and to reign it in
His net ability is sooooo good. In multiplayer I had someone who was boasting how epic and overpowered Tyrion is. So after shooting down most of his army, the poor guy decided to charge at Markus Wulfhart trying to finish it right there and then, but he walked right into my trap. I netter Tyrion, turned all my gunmen, machine gun and Markus Wulfhart at him and Tyrion was gone in like 1-2 volleys. Poor guy I was fighting was in utter shock. He was like: "Wait?! Where's Tyrion?!!" XDDD
maybe Markus Wulfheart should make a deal with Nurgle to check on the Small Pox Conquistador checklist.
"The beaver trapper from Quebec" lmao
Wulfhart does nothing wrong in his campaign, all he's doing is bringing civilization to those savage lizardmen.
We need a Pocohontas Warhammer edition
i mean they are the oldest race with the most powerful mages and warriors and fought chaos before humans even became a thing but i get your point and colonists gonna be colonists
@@lucky-lu6tc what point? You know who fixed the world? High Elves that created the Vortex. They also came to save Empire in the times of Magnus. And while they're assholes, they're trying to do the right thing. Meanwhile, what do Lizardmen do? Jackshit and cause more harm then good while claiming to be great. They destroyed dwarven Under Empire, they don't show up when Waystones are endangered, they don't teach mages of other factions, they don't do anything usefull. They just claim long forgotten greatness and that everyone owes them. Just because they exist.
@@TheArklyte
i get your point even tough liz are still great
they just need a strong ruler aka the player
but
the whole universe is anyway kinda broken
the empire already has machine guns, tanks and musketeers
if they would just improove in that field and add a little magic to it they would woop the chaos ass with magical flying abraham and leopard 2 tanks
@@lucky-lu6tc that's the thing - faction doesn't give a rats ass about player choice. I can RP and chose to spare and try to build alliances, but when Vortex fires and I win, epilogue is still that lizardmen had gone on genocidal spree because they're obsessed with prophecies of their leaders and legacy of long gone masters. There is no separate ending, they don't even left anything unspoken to allow everyone to use their own headcannon aka "but my faction was different". Nope, straight up classical lizardmen. But the same could be taken as a fault of campaign for both elven factions too. Only Skaven proceed exactly like expected by every player:D
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How dare you make Wulfhart and the Empire the victim of them looting and raiding the jungle of Lustria. The Defenders of Earth are just defending their territory.
Ah yes, the genocidal defends. How could we ever have a problem with a species so anal about following the plan of dead creators that they would occasionally kill the very people they were created to protect. They fit in the Forces of Order as comfortably as Wood Elves do.
@@Elitex62 genocidal? Where they don't even leave lustria if anything it's the empire who is genocidal considering they see the lizardmen as animals and we all know that humans likes to genocide animals
These just keep getting better. Will you be doing all the other lords as well?
Oh he will
The War Wagon combines the best parts of Chariots and Missile Cavalry:
1. Once trapped in melee they can't get out, no matter how angrily you right click
2. They get destroyed in melee if they're there for more than 10 seconds
3. They get out-damaged by any, and I mean ANY other ranged unit, including Skavenslave Slingers
4. Skirmish Mode will inevitably force them to pin themselves against the battle border, unable to escape the melee units beating their asses, because they'd rather grind against impassable terrain than *go in any other direction*
Also for some reason the Helblaster Variation (The Black Lions) can't fire in all directions, because video game companies hate fun.
@Chase Moore how do we even build the bloody thing???
@@Valericon lol i think the war wagon just added into the game to fit the lore and make empire units a little bit unique, but they pretty much useless in battle, expect the mortal wagon to replace the traditional one, i always prefer hellblaster and canon, they're more effective in battle.
Alright, ya earned yourself a subscriber. I don't know if everyone else thought the conquistador simulator joke was hysterical but I for one as a history major thought it killed.
The only reason they did not change his look to be more jungle themed. If he took off his jacket. All wildlife would die by the sheer manliness of humanity he gives off. Also, the smell. The smell could likely kill....everyone. and everything.
Actually if you say Drakenwald forest you say “Forest” twice because in German the Phrase “Wald” also means “Forest”.....
Careful, the video is just humor :))
It's apparently supposed to be that way. "Drakenwald Forest" = "Dragon's Wood Forest."
I mean... it’s also called that in warhammer fantasy, so that’s not a big issue
rip in peace Cody.
@@patruckin That would be Drankenholz Forest tho. Holz=Wood Wald=Forest
"How dare thee imply I am racist, sir. I'll have you know that I have an elf a dwarf and even a Frenchman on my team." - Marjus probobly.
many may request a noobs guide to gor-rok
but honestly
noob's guide to Balthasar Gelt and the Empire Politics update....
After I do Gor Rok I assume I'll cover the empire since as you pointed out it just got the rework.
got ir
totally do this with all the LLs especially the dark elves. absolutely love these noobs guides.
Markus wolfhart: can't believe its not a conquest. flavour
The Dawi be like: "We inscribe those lizards in the Great Book of Grudges, because how dare they prevent us from taking their treasors?!" and "We might want to get in touch with that human with bow that smell of wild beast, 'cause he wants the same thing: blood-drenched gold in fancy shapes!"
Cept that Nakai always dies around turn 5 and I sure as hell ain't gonna fight a death stack of Kroxigors with 1 war wagon and some archers.
A squad of 5 heroes....is that a Vermintide reference? It can't be a coincidence.....
Damn you actually edited it LOL, Dedication at its finest my guy 👍👍
I love Marcus not just because his facial is pretty good but by god that missile strength
A wood elf waywatcher, a dwarf ranger, a witch hunter and a mercenary? why does that group sound so familiar?
"It's really an amazing conquistador simulator CA has created here. And honestly, all it's missing is an event where you give the locals smallpox for a truly historic experience."
Well, the skaven have already covered that aspect of native american genocide.
The Steve Irwin gag made me laugh out loud. Thanks
Dude, love the way you've made this into a mini-movie
“Spreading open the clinched cheeks of the imperial vault” lolol
2:29 Such a nice Tarantino reference! Kudos, Cody. Kudos.
I tried to track Wulfhart's head onto Mr. Blonde in the relevant scene from Reservoir Dogs for this video, but it didn't quite look right so I cut it.
I think Yrridian beat you to the punch with the William Tell overture
I'm a simple man. I see Cody Bonds, I 'like'
I find these videos overly interesting and far too entertaining... why is this guy not bursting with subscribers? Thanks for these!
Ok, you convinced me I need this DLC and do warcrimes on Aztec.. LIzards, I mean Lizards!
I say this as constructive criticism: This isn't really a noob's guide its all included in game and basic stuff that is easy to figure out. I was really hoping for some tips on how to survive the early game in vortex particularly.
Just ambush the shit out of everybody. With Markus you'll always have a 100% success chance for that.
All of his "noob's guide" videos are mostly funny introductions to the character. They aren't really meant to be guides, as far as I can tell.
None of these are actual guides, just joke videos
So basically this guy is Kraut Conquestador Henry Cavill?
Remember. The aztecs did tons of human sacrifices. The Spanish found hell on earth when they went to the new world. So don’t feel too bad for the aztecs.
Please do guides for the other lords in the game that came before you started this show! Pretty please?
I enjoy these way more than I should keep up the good work!
I just realized that this is the closest CA or anyone else will get to making an accurate 16th century colonization game...
I realized how awful the conquistadors were as I was doing my normal, chasing down all of the enemies after routing them. The picture of the war wagons lazily shooting the impressive, but completely outclassed Saurus as they tried to run away made me feel real awful about myself as a human...
Just balance it out and play as Nakai afterwards, personally wreaking Montezuma's revenge.
This is great and hilarious to watch, keep it up !
“Shh…be vewwy vewwy quiet. I’m hunting Beastmen. Hahahahaha…!”
I will continue to watch every single one of these you do
"And if you remove the beard- *super man* Oh no that was a mistake." much like a few movies I can think of
"Not a lot of jokes in this last section..." one minute and a half into a ten minute video. Seriously though, love your work.
Literally the first thing I said when I first seen this guy was "Who dressed this guy are they insane? Walking around in pelts in Lustria?"
Oh my gosh, dude, how do you come up with this stuff? So funny...
Markus Wulfheart, that name alone exudes musk so thick you can smell from a couple of yard away.
That was OUT-STANDING!!! Thanks so much for all your hard work.... :) {Subscribed}
He has a bow that glows to fire arrows at prey
I expected a guide but found a biography and resume 😂 ok I'm convinced I'm gonna buy this DLC
A Noobs Guide to Skarsnik
that would be very generous
I only just thought, but they need to put the roof of the War Wagon on a Steam Tank and give us the Von Zeppel which I always loved despite it making little sense to put soldiers outside of the tank
That would have been amazing for a dog of war unit.
@@tanith117 And movable artillery = prerequisite for galloper guns.
You sir, has made my day with this video and humor. Keep it up
That end music had me roaring, reminded me of Danny Kaye's William Tell and Son
My wife is a big Danny Kay fan, especially The Court Jester.
@@codybonds I grew up with The Court Jester on VHS, what a good film
@@TheWhoamaters what is the end music ? Do you know ?
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My man u just put a new soul to tww videos.Good job!
Lizardmen might be aztecs, but the zone kinda looks like Brazil, so is just survival for the poor Markus in Brazil, seems fair
I've just found your videos.
I am a happy subscriber now.
Excellent stuff.
The clip on the cape was driving me crazy...
The actual "The Road to El Dorado"
Lol I love that arrow that shoots the cyclops in the heel and kills it. As if it's Achilles
I just unlocked the magical chariots and my God I had no idea how good they'd be so I watched a video of them one shot killing vargheists and then looked at their missile damage.
Mazdamundi: The Dread Saurians will wipe this warmblood plague from our lands.
Markus: Haha Luminark go WHOOM!
The sky grows dark: Huh. That is odd. There was not supposed to be any rain to...oh...shit.
It rains hell from the sky and arrows find their mark of hundreds dropping and terror all around.
I don't even have this game why am I addicted to these guides
Humor and relatability packaged with snazzy edits?
@@codybonds yeah most likely, keep up the good work, you earned a sub with these guides ahahahha
Even without noticing the conquistador parallels, I'd still side with Nakai over Markus simply because the Lizardmen look cooler
It’s hard to argue with 50 foot of scaled terror.
Never feel bad about genociding the Xenos.
He's got the same mechanic as typhus Findley in starcraft 2 legacy of the void multiplayer.
Fantastic video and fantastic DLC as well :D
new patchnote: wulfhart´s expedition gains acces to the rite of pestilence
"... put an arrow in its only eye..."
Arrow completely misses giant
Turns out all archers fire at the knees on giant models. Found that out there hard way when filming this.
I love this series! Nice work :)
To be perfectly fair, every other faction in Lustria other than the Lizards and arguably Teclis and Vortex!Khalida totally deserve getting turned into pincushions.
They really did just put the Ubershriek 5 in Total War
Solid Inglorious Basterds reference 👌
you should try and look into making a Noob's guide to older Lords
Currently I still have Gor-Rok to get through. But as the next release isn't until December I should have time to go retro-active.
bro this was funny as fuck, when you said the "what we call in the South a bushwhacking sonofabitch" xD AHHHHHHH!!!!
5:16 that was the Skaven job and they were successful :)
What about the mortars on wheel? Those are handy
Let us manifest our Destiny! FROM SEA TO SHINING SEA!
Lewis and Clark + Hernán Cortes = MARKUS WULFHART
NOOB'S GUIDE to MARKUS WULFHART: A.K.A. Oh I'm sorry was that dead hero/monster/unit expensive...oh no there goes another one
Archers? Nah. Its time for MORE GUN
Funny and well made video
The empire didn't have germ theory until turn 45