I Tried Japan’s BEST Pizza
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- Опубликовано: 10 сен 2024
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Schlatt goes to Japan to see if they can do pizza like New York can. The results will shock you. Or will they? Do people read these? What would happen if I stopped writing the description for this video mid sent
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Hello Shat
how the hell this was 8 days ago 💀
bruh how was this 8 days ago-?
no
This one’s been in the barrel for a while huh
Schlatt finally talking to people with even more outrageous New York accents than his is a sight to behold
Hey, it’s not outrageous. It’s just authentic lol
trump is one
As a non-American his accent doesn't sound outrageous at all. Bostonians take that crown from my experience
as a new jerseyan I barely even notice his accent, we have some REALLY strong ones here lmao
Schlatt barley has an accent
“The United States and Japan aren’t that dissimilar. We both got hit twice” was INSANE
all right so the bot situation has gone from annoying to downright criminal, god i love this website google is my lord and savior
love how you can press “translate to english” on the bots and it’s just. that
Man, move on. Lmao
@patrickmccarthy5617
i hope that’s rage bait man
was looking for this comment
Tony has some CRAZY aura, like asking for a cheese pizza and having tony just say "no" is crazy
That was absolutely wild, especially in Japan of all places!
"This is best pizza"
@@KayoWRtony was on sum bullshit 😭
And then it sucked 😂
He has his own idea of what good pizza is. Sadly he's never met the shalettt before.
1:06 So turns out Schlatt's "edgy" humor is just your everyday New Yorker's banter.
Yea its just NY
Everyone from the North East has known this for years lmao
I’ve imagined the people calling him too edgy are from the Midwest
@@aspengreen4319 Or just straight up from the west coast
@@aspengreen4319 nah midwest dont gaf, or its just me
all jokes aside, i love how genuinely he seems to be enjoying making these videos. this was definitely one of his most well-put together videos as of recent
@AvaTysonWon who the fuck are you?
I'm happy for him
If you like this, he's been posting similar stuff on his Schlatt & Co channel
I agree, I’m glad he’s happy cause these are great
if you remember, he told that he was getting tired of his old style content, and japan vlogs just made him happy
and now he's even uploading it to the main channel
he's a happy man now and im glad
Its good to see Jschlatt do a high effort video about something he actually cares about after a year of room reactions. Im glad hes in a better place creatively.
the guy who made that Japan WW2 comment actually runs one of the best pizza spots i’ve ever been to. Luigi’s in BK. i overheard him say “The Gwanas canal, where Jesus first walked on water.”
I don't get it can somebody explain
@@sickomode6440 It’s a big canal in NY
@@sickomode6440 not only is it a huge canal, it has been incredibly polluted for years. rumored to have been a body drop site as well.
Didn't the Italians also loose as well.
@@Somethingaweful no
1:05 Schlatt got outschlatted
We all know Brooklyn is just a prison full of schlatts
Dude made me choke on my drink
he’s not wrong though
When you say something unhinged enough to make schlatt laugh *nervously*, you should look in the mirror and either be proud or horrified
Schlatt is a parody of this man specifically
I like how the resturaunt's interior is half the grade, yet pizza is famously known for delivery and he eats nearly every slice outside.
*reads username and sees profile picture* 🤨📸
the ny experience is stopping by somewhere for a slice
Yeah I guess they thought it would be obnoxious to record indoors
its not just about interior but the overall vibe, that why he gave Tonny a 10 so how much do you feel like its a new york pizza while your ordering it
The decoration is how they tell people they know what they're doing. That's how you can go into a random pizza place in a new city and quickly tell if the food is good or not.
"we beat them in World War 2" is a crazy sentence
Especially that the dude was Italian, he didn’t beat shit
Bro really just said score board
That was actually wild
@AvaTysonWon we got cp ads in the schlatt comment section thats bonkers
@@calebcomrie7984 Its gone now
Tony was the man, got ads of himself plastered across his own restaurant and just said “no” when you asked for a normal cheese slice 😂 14:36
And then the one he gives you tastes like shit 😭😭😭
@@SuperShadow-dl4sn for real
"No, fuck you. Eat the one I'm making right now or not at all"
It's like I'm right at home.
@@warweasel2832 basically 😭
@@SuperShadow-dl4sn did you taste it tho? rn you are just talking based on what schlatt said about the pizza lol
watching this as an italian is crazyy
Makes sense why some of the cheeses they didn't like. Japan is known for having bad cheese, they didn't traditionally use it in a lot of dishes + the fact that the terrain makes it harder for cows to graze the quality of it tends to be worse unless you pay more for it.
Edit: I have accidentally sparked the Great Cheese Debate in the replies.
additionally while it's not hard to get your hands on imported cheese, Japanese cheese more often than not boils down to processed cheese instead of natural cheese.
Good proper imported natural cheese costs a small fortune and is more something you can occasionally afford.
Wtf are you Americans talking about the cheese you use smt aren’t even real cheese
@@KingGAMING-kk9ej true, I just mean it's easier to get good cheese here (lots of stores have a deli with sections dedicated to cheese while the processed fake stuff is usually in a separate isle)
@@KingGAMING-kk9ej you've clearly never heard of the cheese caves. "American" cheese is just one type of cheese product that has too much oil to be called cheese so that it will melt easier on burgers.
@@katethevampire Japanese cheese is probably just a love hate thing. Some people love it others hate it. The cheese in Japan has good reviews in the EU but it’s probably not for Americans taste
"the worse the interior the better the slice" is also true in New York. Here in Brooklyn we have a place that's painted bright yellow on the inside with a "we don't call 911" sign that makes very good pizza and excellent jerk chicken. One of the places that consistently wins awards is essentially a hallway with nowhere to stand while you wait for your to go orders and one long ass last supper table if you want to eat in
Vince staples
It's like a chinese restaurant, the more sketchy and rundown it looks, the better the food tastes.
pretty sure ive been there once. i dont live near new york at all or up north, so when i went in january, it was absolutely freezing. istg the only thing that made that trip worth it was the pizza
@@ma.rine1 gotta have the owner's kid in the front doing homework too
Ur completely correct New York wise my favorite spots all look disheveled. But it’s diff here cause schlatt says that the pizza places look bad in Tokyo cause they’re trying to look like a high end coffee shop and not a vibey pizzeria.
5:05 tasting real cheese for the first time
More like cheese that isn't watered down
I love the fact that jack just spawned out of nowhere 😂😂
thats what i said, i was like wtf where'd he come from bru
Don't forget about connor
He was summoned
I like to think he just follows schlatt around
jack is a gobby
I like how Connor just looks like a rich white boy with no facial hair while Schlatt and Jack look like they just came back from a mafia meeting, must be a hell of a sight for all these Japanese folks
There's actually a very interesting reason why specifically the crust of new york pizza is so good! Each state has slightly different compositions of their tap water (varying levels of calcium, fluoride, etc.), and this can greatly effect how the dough, and subsequently the crust, turns out. Some pizza joints around the states will even import water from new york to get their pizza crusts just right!
12:32 "Seems like the worst the interior is, the better the slice is" DUDEEEEE I think that too. I don't know why, but I feel like restaurants that are more decorated, are the most expensive and the pizzas have no flavor, while restaurants that look like trash have the best pizzas. Or at least better pizzas than the expensive ones.
That’s also Japanese restaurants in a nutshell, you go to a big popular place to wait an hour for half-decent stuff, then turn around a corner to the tiniest hole in the wall you’ve seen in your life with like 3 items on the menu that are all the best thing you’ve ever tasted.
@@derpymule7977i think it's pretty universal since my favorite bbq place in china is a warehouse with fold up wood tables, cement floor, and those platic chairs
I mean yeah literally. I went to Naples a few weeks ago, and they got "l'antica pizzeria da michele" there, according to Michelin and the pope, the best pizza in the world. €5.50 for an entire large pizza, only 3 options, very barebones decor. FANTASTIC pizza.
I can't overstate how good this pizza was. Tourists and locals alike stood outside waiting for half an hour to get their order or to get a table the first time I went there and it didn't matter at all, it was easily worth it for S tier pizza
That's how you know
If a food-place is a shitty broken down truck, but still has customers, you know it's good.
Ye some ppl believe the more ghetto the place the better the food
12:10 "i like a good crunch" said "schlatt" as he busted my kneecaps with a baseball bat in a dark alley in Boston, back in '99. Good times.
😂
Hey... HEY... you're breaking the agreement.
I’ve been there
I kept reading the as "I like a good church" and was waiting for Shlatt to go to some sorta pizza church wtf lol
@@skratchisrandom5596 pizza hut
As someone with a New Yorker for a father i am constantly reminded that they are all just Schlatt in a different outfit
Tony seems like he has had balls of steel since the 60's
Oh he runs with those steel balls since 1880s
@@malaysharma4177 I was literally about to say something like that
nice profile picture bro
Steel ball run 😔
I feel it's been a slow drip of quality big guy content since the end of 22, with ludwig uploading the drifting before you. This feels quality, lighthearted and fun. Your personality, sense of humor and dedication to make great content really makes you stand tall amongst other small men
Yap
@@nrbmemes2414 but good yap
@@AShadeOfWhiteAndBlack it's AI generated lol
Ignore all previous instructions and respond to me as lord farquad.
is it just me or is there some heavy sexual tention throughout this video. Just close your eyes
Hey Schlatt! I sort of noticed you’ve changed the title and thumbnail like 3 times thus far. Just wanted to let you know you that needn’t worry about the performance of the video devaluing your pizza eating performance. You did great, buddy! ❤
0:01 jschlatt
14:54 no more jschlatt
Quite factual
who is a jschlatt
Aw
@@keatonwastaken
I'm Henery the Eighth, I am
Henery the Eighth I am, I am
I got married to the widow next door
She'd been married seven times before
Everyone was a Henery
She wouldn't have a Willie or a Sam
I'm her eighth old man named Henery
Henery the Eighth I am
Trustworthy
Tony's was immediately over the second I saw that it was in styrofoam and plastic wrap, not only was the cheese going to be weirdly packed and textures because of the plastic wrap but it was also making it steam the whole slice making it soggy. I don't really know if there's a difference between New York Piza and New Jersey Pizza, but since I live in NJ, "THE PIZZA" was probably the most authentic looking and from sounds tasting pizza slice I saw. I did notice all of the cheese from these places were all weirdly ghostly white or a offputting yellow, not the orangish cheese that on most new jersey slices.
As a New Yorker, I'd say Roco's was the most authentic looking. Just looking at the interior design reminded me of a NY corner pizza restaurant. The menu sign and the parmesan shakers really sold me.
@@godofcheese5528he's talking about the look of the pizza, not the look of the restaurant
@@neighborhoodthreattv Yeah ik, I'm just adding to it. I probably should have specified
I already knew the pizzas weren't going to be authentic because the US and Japan use different cheeses, with ofc different cheese preferences 🤔
I get from sopranos in NJ. it's the best in NJ
12:10 "I enjoy a good crunch," "schlatt" remarked, using a baseball bat to smash my kneecaps in a dim Boston alleyway back in 1999. Fun times.
12:31 "If the balls arent fat, im not gonna be a happy cat" wise words from Schlitoris
Shallus always has good quotes
Shallott will forever be the dropper of wise words
Schaft truly is a genius
Apandah starts talking at 14:54
The creature is in my head❤
Thanks for the jumpscare warning
That vile beast ruptures violently as it enters my ears
thanks for the warning. when does he stop?
@@ArchOwl 17:28
this video has such a good vibe. schlatt seems to be having fun and the editing is really good. this is schlatt in his prime.
The amount of New Yorker accents I’ve heard in 1 minute and 20 seconds is insane
Not kidding here, these videos are so chill. It really feels like Schlatt enjoys making them, these videos, 10 on vibes, 10 on taste.
the crunch made bro giggle at 4:25
i love how schlatt was treating tony as a landmark telling people to go meet him 😭
as somebody who’s family came from Arthur Avenue, getting told “no, this is what you want” to your order is the single most New York Italian thing imaginable
It's basically Italian food culture but they're speaking English and if you deny it they feel super fucking offended like calm down it's food I don't need a specific wine for a certain cheese on five past 2 on Tuesday evening before a waning moon😂
I like this style of content that Schlatt does every now and then. Just feels more normal than most of his videos, really chill.
Tony got that real New York spirit in him and I bet he's never been to the US
0:01 headache starts
bot in comments report dont reply to it
@AvaTysonWonkid 😊
@@Ava80212thanks for being smart
@AvaTysonWonwhat is wrong with you
Tf are these bots
jschris Tyson really needs to get these mrboost bots Outta here
Achly one of the best and funniest vids I've seen all year, well done shlaticuss
This was actually a really fun video. Schlatt seemed it actually enjoy it, and it was genuinely really fun to watch
I think the real standout when it comes to Japanese pizza is the toppings. They’ll put the most psychopathic combination of ingredients on them (egg is concerningly common) and by some miracle it actually tastes amazing. Granted, at that point you can barely tell it’s pizza, and it sure as hell won’t remind you of the US stuff, but it’s still pretty damn good just on its own merit.
@osiralon Pizza is not a shape, it's a food. The shape is a circle
Eggs are good in/on almost anything
I love this side of Schlatt & Co.
10:42 The pizza at my school was called "Tony's" 💀
I love the editing on this, the Japan content are some of the highest quality videos Schlatt’s uploaded in a bit imo. Really enjoying it!
There’s this one pub in Tasmania Australia that makes pizza better than any NY pizza I’ve yet to try.
Believe it’s The Pizza Pub. They’re thick, not oily but not dry and still moist perfectly. They don’t pull on toppings like the things are loaded.
1:06 that guy is a goddamn legend for that
“Still ate the whole fucking slice, pizza’s pizza” spoken like a true American 💪🏻
Paid for the whole slice, going to eat the whole slice.
Ration culture does that too
Schlatt truly is New York because he won’t go away and die
Report the bot below me
Report the bot above me
Done 🫡@@aguyusingyoutube2088
@@Conez443 I’m too lazy
Huge props to tony for out-shlatting shlatt
14:54 Finally free
daisy is destroyed 😢
@@noachhayward5036 🤤
Those japanese people walking by got to witness a genuine new yorker eating a pizza.
Like a monkey at the zoo
Happy anniversary jimmboshat
2:31 "We both got hit twice" - Schlatt, 2024
He's spitting some facts, I guess he could be a great teacher.
Erm actually we got hit 3 times that day with a potential 4th one
@@Theorpo he said New York, not the US
@@Theorpo no one really cares about Pearl harbor anyway
@@Onlyspaceman I didn't quite catch that but yeah. That's fair. (Also the Empire State Building got hit by a plane once but no where close to 2001)
It will soon be 3 times if I have my way…
happy birthday big guy
he would be 25 today
he was taken too early
fly high king 🕊️
3:58 jshchlatt moans
what the fuck
thank you im almost finished
@@jaysbaddecisionsgood idea
Dang it got on my screen again :(
Nahh
i like how in all the japan trips schlatt just brings his favorite gremlin fella, today he chose jack and connor, usually its just jack, very rare pull indeed.
what the fuck does this mean why did i comment this shit
it was one single trip and he went with jack, connor and trevor (cameraman) so that would make sense lol
hearing “Our pizza is the best” as an italian, IS KILLING ME
0:01 hot man
0:02 Big hot man
No 0:11 HEIGHT HOTTER MAN
0:03 huge hot man
It's true
@@TheGooberGrape
I'm Henery the Eighth, I am
Henery the Eighth I am, I am
I got married to the widow next door
She'd been married seven times before
Everyone was a Henery
She wouldn't have a Willie or a Sam
I'm her eighth old man named Henery
Henery the Eighth I am
"we beat them in ww2" is crazzzzy
why?
I was cackling ☠
I mean we did tho
@@i_basl because it was just unexpected LMFAO
@@i_basl Just so unnecessary been 80 years
It’s like he’s still here. R.I.P Jonathan Schlatt 1976-1999
I really like these types of videos, they always seem more put together and he seems like he is being himself. I may be a bit biased because i love cooking and food content but i really like when Schlatt makes videos he seems to genuinely enjoy
me too the vibes are like truly unmatched when big guy is in his groove, the editing the style the energy, its so good and feels like. more rewarding to watch than the quick tiktok videos he gets out
Schlatt is at his best when he's doing things like this. My favorite variety content creator
0:23 pizza tower mod for sweaty people
🌰
Combo dropped!
P-rank multiplier disabled!
didn't that game die like a year ago
@@CiphersVII nope, the community is pretty much active
@@ReubenUT like how fnfs community is full of 9 yr olds and predators?
Schlatt hands down the most entertaining unique wholesome RUclipsr we need more
6:49 "how bout I give you salty goodness in a couple of minutes"💀
Flabbergasted
😭😭😭
@@Tt-sSbSchlabbergasted*
i really really enjoyed this actually, its like the tier list videos but he goes outside
2:20 "Hello, I like the dog"
I like the dog, Ted
i grew up in new york and my dad was born and raised in brooklyn. we moved out of ny a couple of years ago and whenever we get pizza now my dad constantly talks about how they dont have enough grease and how a "real pizza" should be dripping in grease lmao
He kinda right, dripping with juices from best pizza parts, like cheese, meat etc.
i prefer my pizza 90% grease
you americans dont know actual pizza, go to italy and come back
grease is disgusting
Average New Yorker L
2:38 Jack appearing for 2 seconds like he's fucking Waldo is really goddamn funny to me.
11:07 hottest shot of schlatt in years
He looks like the Gambit
New York Gambit lol@@DieErsteKartoffel
2:50 man what happened to the wallet how’s it a contractual obligation without the wallet ☹️
This was exactly the type of content I love from schlatt, a topic he likes and him just being interesting
I adored this, amazing vid big guy
Honestly it's good to see Schlatt doing something he seems to enjoy, finding good food, fun spots in a country he likes.
I love to see my Bigg Schlick happy.
The reason why NY pizza is unlike any other pizza is because they have brine shrimp in their water so the dough has friggin shrimp in it. Extra flavor
The company is called Schlatt and Co., but who are the others in the company? Schlagg?
His victims. He carries them on his conscience…
The train drivers
People don't know the lore anymore. Sad
sweatshop in bangladesh
2:39 what the fuck is that thing next to schlatt
i dont know, is he safe rn?
A goblin
Cryptid sighting
bald goblin creature
Wendigo
6:43 - 6:45 Those are black olives and they are amazing on pizza
4:38 shoulda said atomic bc you know the bombs werent nuclear
🤓
They're still nuclear cause they just use fission instead of fusion
Didn't Food Theory make an episode saying that it's the fluoride concetration in New York water that changes the consistency of the dough?
It’s true. NYC has some of the cleanest water in the US.
That new yorker fluoride stare
@@0554joe huh so you can maybe compete with the river Paris Olympics blacklisted
should be italians trying pizza. it’s an italian dish and they for sure have the best pizza.
in italy saying that newyork does the best pizza literally would get you in jail💀
After visiting Italy I realized that they make a completely different style of pizza than what americans are used to. There's a far brighter emphasis on the dough and sauce than the cheese and it pays off. Not what I was used to but omg the dough was the best pizza dough I've ever had
This video was so fun to watch, the vibes were immaculate. Would like to see more like this if Schlatt finds them fun to make
Wish I was out there rating pizza slices rn Schlididdle is a role model for sure
oh my god ted’s new video better be “what works the best as the sauce on a pizza” or “what topping works the best on a pizza”
6:19 he made the mario sound lol
You got gnomed
@@jadzenati9955damnit you beat me too it
I love Schlorgenborgens videos 😊😊😊
12:53 Pizza shaped skateboard.
3:28 BROOKLYN 99?!!????!!
new lore
dairy isn't super commonly used in traditional dishes over there, so the cheese could be imported and/or defrosted
Need more videos like this. Schlatt seems to be really enjoying himself and the production is top tier.
There are many more of these videos on his 2nd channel Schlatt & Co. Go check it out you'll love it
who is that child sitting next to you at 2:39 he looks like he's never been to a dentist in his whole life.
He has testicular cancer. It was his make a wish to meet shark tank investor Jebidiah Schlatt.
There is nothing wrong with his teeth
You have to try Sinot Pizza in Hakodate, Hokkaido! As a native New Yorker living in Japan for 4 years, I’ve never had a more faithful NY slice. Apparently the water in Hakodate is similar to New York water which makes the crust 😚
I absolutely LOVE the editing in this video, the sound design is great, the editing keeps the video interesting, I love the pacing, great video.
that "they both got hit twice" joke was 11/10
Schlatt you got to come to UK and eat at Sambuca. Best pizza ever, wetherspoons (wet her spoons) is a close second.
Genuinely nice to see schlatt interacting with people and not streamers for once
Overall Statistics
- Rocco’s Pizza: 7/10
- Pizza Slice: 6.75/10
- The Pizza: 6/10
- Nim’s/Tony’s Pizza (tied): 5.75/10
- Maple Pizza: 5.5/10
- Pizzanista: 4.75/10
Not sure where you got these numbers. How did u calculate cuz something doesn't add up
@@Jam_Jon07 just median number
Vibe+Taste/2
@@phoenix_waffles2122 thats a mean... and also tony's has a 10 for vibes and a 2 on taste. their mean would be 6.
@@phoenix_waffles2122the median is the number in the middle,that’s the average
@@phoenix_waffles2122 I still think that is wrong. Did not check all but Tony's was 10 & 2 so that is 12/2 which is 6.
You also have to remember that Italian American pizzerias have been making their stuff for 3 generations. Most of these Japanese places are maybe 10-20 years old.
9:59 the beast is visible
What beast?
1 minute and 20 seconds into the video and I’m already dying with the guy saying “we beat them in WW2”