Funny thing about Ariel, first you see her you go: Oh, thats a pretty butterfly. Then you start to play her and realize you've stumbled on Galadriel in a Sauron-banishing mood. Dread Queen of Light, indeed.
Sorry about the quick repost. I had the wrong names at the very start and didn't want to hear about it forever. Also, I should have said F-22. It was a mistake, but meant as a play on words as they're riding hawks.
Fun Fact! The Sisters of Twilight start at war with the Stone Horn tribe of beastmen. The only reason I know this is because they randomly attacked one of my settlements and then got viet cong’d shortly afterwards. Normally they ended up dying so fast in the first few turns and I was legitimately surprised because I never noticed it before.
Fun Lore Fact: As Ariel is Avatar of Isha, Orion is Avatar of Kurnous, and Daith is the avatar of Vaul If the sisters of twilight are indeed Ariel's children, that would mean that Daith is technically their divine uncle
only now do i realise i had these the wrong way round. through their entire campaign i assumed Naestra was the pale haired one and Arahan was the dark haired.
I did the same... and I think it may have to do with the same logics that in the age of cowboy shows and movies gave the good guy had a white(ish) hat and the bad guy had a black hat.
The arrows they use might’ve also helped in the confusion since the arrow of dawn makes it look like it comes from Arahan and the arrows of dusk from Naestra cause of the color scheme. Also it makes more sense to see Naestra with sweet braids while Arahan has the free wild hair. But yeah now we know better. 😅
Nearly 1200 hours (no joke) in Warhammer 2 and I still watch these "Noob's Guide" for the smooth delivery of raunchy jokes that segway perfectly into gameplay mechanics and history (not necessarily in that order). Can't think of anyone that nails it quite like you do. Love the videos, keep'em coming.
Omg.. I typed the above comment 2/3rds into the video and then I got to the line "No matter how much he (Daith) wants to play two girls, one forge." And I fucking lost it.
The Sisters of Twilight have the best campaign in all of Warhammer these days, bar none. Who else actually gets to fight on every continent and play every race matchup?
Queek literately fights everyone. Orks, Lizards, Empire, Dawi, Tomb Kings, Vcounts, Dark elves, High elves, and Bretonia. Norsca and Pirates are about the only ones he doesn't fight.
@@ChaoticHeretic downside: playing a rat that isn't Ikit You've got a point, but the new elves get to do it way faster and without tedious siege map defenses. Your mileage may vary, but I find siege battles to be really unpleasantly repetitive.
@@ChaoticHeretic downside: playing a rat that isn't Ikit You've got a point, but the new elves get to do it way faster and without tedious siege map defenses. Your mileage may vary, but I find siege battles to be really unpleasantly repetitive.
Thank you for the kind words. I've been taking a beating on this one for saying the wrong military aircraft, so it's nice to know some people did enjoy it.
0:54 So when you say 'Barely legal', do you mean by human standards or elf standards? Because if you are gonna take Warhammer lore and turn it into a non-stop barrage of sexual deviants and double entendres, clarifying little details like that can be just as important as the big ones.
I’m so glad that you used the dismounted mod for The Sisters of Twilight. 😊 I hope that the Creative Assembly will make you able to have Naestra and Arahan be dismounted and fight on foot for real in the game if the community asks them enough and give them enough feedback. It’s also very disappointing that the Wood Elves still use the same battle map soundtracks as The Empire, which is a problem that many other factions from the first game have like The Beastmen, Brettonia and especially Dwarves, they just all really need their own unique and specific music for their factions. Also the Elf twins “Naestra and Arahan” are one of the most sweetest and prettiest playable characters in the “Total War:Warhammer” games along with their Hippy Galadriel Queen Ariel and the graceful and loving Allariele The Everqueen. 🧝♀️🧝♀️🧝♂️🧝♀️🧝♀️😍😘💗💗💗💗 Overall though this is a great video “Cody”, and It’s been great to watch your channel grow and release some wonderful content over the past three years! 😊😊😊
Naestra the black haired one seems like a nice lady and good girlfriend material. That or she is just my type, and she is like one of few warhammer women that would actually not be a horrible idea to date.
@@screamingcactus1753 yeah that's the downside, Although it really depends how far she can/ is willing to go. If it's like the same room that would be problem, but if it's like a block or more then it would be fine probably.
Pretty much, yes. Also always flying, the part when they are on foot in the video comes from mod, without it they start on Great Eagle that can only be changed into Forest Dragon after completing quest chain.
if i remember well of the old Wood elves battle book, it's mentionned that the origin of Naestra and Arahan is shrouded, some speculated that it could two changeling, other say it coudl have been an elf baby named Naestrahan who was captured by forest spirit then splited in two entities becoming Naestra And Arahan, so i'm not really sure they are related to Ariel or Orion, but it's funny to imagine it.
Well due to certain in-game dialog and the fact they work closely with G-dubs I think its safe to assume they are Ariel's daughters "We are all Children of Ariel" Some more than others sister" I take this as saying all wood elves are "children" of Ariel But they are Children of Ariel
They're still 'Identical Twins'. If an identical twin were to loose an eye they wouldn't suddenly become fraternal twins. In this case I believe it's a genetic classification rather than an aesthetic declaration.
Yeah, I feel the issue is the decisions to give Naestra and Arahan armor that matches their hair color was a bad idea, because sweet Naestra is dressed in full black metal, while psychotic Arahan is dressed in Gold and wears lipstick for some reason despite being the feral sibling.
I never noticed Naestra had braids in her hair before! All this time! I wonder how she did them. Or who did them. Oh what if Arahan did them so her sweet sister could look cute like she wants to.
Have you *met* Warhammer Elves? It is expected and even enshrined in tradition for both Helfs and Delfs to get jiggy with one's close relatives. Why would Welfs be any different xD
Wood Elf Mulch: 2/5 Gore-bull steak, 1/5 Orkoid mushrooms, 2/5 unwitting trespasser, lightly sprinkle in dwarf beard hairs as you river-stomp the mix beneath leaf litter. Avoid overusing Skaven remains, a high uric acid content makes the trees complain.
@@AGamingChannelJW Neastra is the black haired one and the calm one. Arahan is the white haired one and the wild one. I understand its really confusing.
"Aiming to send michael flatley here, back to the same Chaos God that spawned U2 and Enya" Man these jokes are like poetry, Cody has such a way with words. ( I like both bands though, so I feel kinda attacked >_>)
I unapologetically love Enya. Ever since I first heard "Only Time" and found out she lives in a castle full of just her and her cats. But humor requires great personal sacrifice.
I just discovered these Noob's Guide videos and I enjoy them immensely. :) Great job! Do you intend to eventually make one for each Legendary Lord? I can imagine they take a lot of time to record!
Except they still get outshown by Treemen. Because there's only so many Arrows of Kurnous you can have, and it isn't the best against more than 2 stacks.
Most fun comp to blow people up with, twins, sorcerer of life until you get Ariel, then 18 eagle rider doomstack xD. Cant auto battle but when you do battle volley of kronos spam op, ariel's spells and items are broken and twins can just nuke lords/heroes
@@discountplaguedoctor88 you're probably right but Warhammer does impact predate A Song of Ice and Fire by a number of years so technically they had it first
I haven't played in awhile since my PC suddenly decided it can't run total war 2 anymore... but how does the amber rework affect Orion and Durthu? Do you still need to spend amber for elite units?
I put in the F-22 as a placeholder and forgot to follow up and check the call signs for modern military aircraft. Originally there was an 18 warthog joke in there that was cut, and most of my attention was focused on trying to make it work.
Funny thing about Ariel, first you see her you go: Oh, thats a pretty butterfly. Then you start to play her and realize you've stumbled on Galadriel in a Sauron-banishing mood. Dread Queen of Light, indeed.
I forgot and put maxed out ariel in melee vs chaos, she got 280kill
I love how they leaned into the Galadriel thing. “BEAUTIFUL AND TERRIBLE!!!!!}
As soon as i saw that she comes with all purple equipment i knew some fuck shit was gonna go down
You see a dirty hippy but realise you get a dirty hippy
Sorry about the quick repost. I had the wrong names at the very start and didn't want to hear about it forever. Also, I should have said F-22. It was a mistake, but meant as a play on words as they're riding hawks.
This was the correct answer.
Wait, naestra is the black haired one? Shiiiit
My life is a lie! I thought Naestra was the white haired and Arahan was the dark haired!
@@darkoblivionmaster Nobody ever suspects the blonde.
I never can tell them apart by name alone anyway.
Feels wrong seeing the Sisters of Twilight as anything but two eagle bolt throwers being dual wielded by a forest dragon :V
And hold funerels for ammunition
Eagle is better, because it makes the dragon a once per battle throwaway summon, with the eagle being for kiting.
@@Olav_Hansen It is technicly, but it is look stupid if a eagle use two eagle bolt thrower doncha?
@@varisugocsay1152 then why is it an EAGLE bolt thrower and not a DRAGON bolt thrower?
@@Olav_Hansen Oh no, what a twist!
Fun Fact!
The Sisters of Twilight start at war with the Stone Horn tribe of beastmen. The only reason I know this is because they randomly attacked one of my settlements and then got viet cong’d shortly afterwards. Normally they ended up dying so fast in the first few turns and I was legitimately surprised because I never noticed it before.
After watching this 'Noob's Guide...' Stone Horn takes on a new meaning...
@@JagdWehrwolf you mean rock solid horn? Horns are normally made out of bones.
Someone: **Accidentally steps on a twig**
Sisters of Twilight: *_TRIGGERED_*
twiggered*
Suddenly you hear an echo in the forest
*I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE*
The twins are so nice, Noob uploaded them twice.
Me: How many innuendos can you fit in a video?
Cody Bonds: *Yes*
I was about to comment that the F-35 isnt the Raptor, its the Lightning II...then realized its a joke because they're giant fucking hawks XD
Fun Lore Fact:
As Ariel is Avatar of Isha, Orion is Avatar of Kurnous, and Daith is the avatar of Vaul
If the sisters of twilight are indeed Ariel's children, that would mean that Daith is technically their divine uncle
If the sisters actually are the children of Ariel (avatar of Isha) then Daith (avatar of vaul) literally is their uncle
Thats why they get daiths special workshop thing every 10 turns
good discovery mate. . . how did you deduce that?
So incredible, wow. . .
@@Greenvd
No need to be an asshole
Isn't Daith literally Vaul? Not an Avatar but the god himself?
What does that make Malekith?
Throt: "You-you have awoken Throt from a particularly good-great dream involving two Sisters of Twilight. *TWINS THEY WERE-WERE!"*
Hmmm... I'm not sure about thinking of Throt as a Space Marine Dreadnought... feels kinda weird not gonna lie
@@Johan_the_Marshal I suppose that Ghoritch is the Dreadnought then.
*rat wheeze*
Queek Headtaker: It is time-time to kill-slay no furs
In a world with dwarf-driven literal helicopters and sentient lizards riding flying dinosaurs, the TALKING TREES get air supremacy.
Excuse me wtf
It's a world where dragon exist
See, you'd have a point.... But have you considered- Dragons.
Love your profile pic
Airheads and Trees, the High and Mighty
@@shaderunner8220 all the dragons in lustria are dead...becuase gyrmloc got hungry
Naestra is sweet and must be protected.
No worries, she is protected by her moody sister.
Ariel will be david bowie for me, thanks to the way she looks in this game Fitting counterpart for mel gibson tho.
Idk she looks like a Wild-haired Cher
orcs:gets wrecked by the trees
Everyone else who fought Vietnam and lost:first time?
Oh boy. Can't wait to see what horribly outdated porn references Cody throws out for this one.
All of them.
"You can't have one without the other"
Oh yeah. It's all falling right into place
I'm the lorax, I speak for the trees. And for some fucken, they're speaking Vietnamese
I find myself saying “heyo” to myself whenever Cody says an innuendo. Is this normal?
That's what she said.
Hey I will take it twice, I don’t mind. Hehehehe twin joke......I’ll show myself out
only now do i realise i had these the wrong way round. through their entire campaign i assumed Naestra was the pale haired one and Arahan was the dark haired.
I did the same... and I think it may have to do with the same logics that in the age of cowboy shows and movies gave the good guy had a white(ish) hat and the bad guy had a black hat.
The arrows they use might’ve also helped in the confusion since the arrow of dawn makes it look like it comes from Arahan and the arrows of dusk from Naestra cause of the color scheme.
Also it makes more sense to see Naestra with sweet braids while Arahan has the free wild hair.
But yeah now we know better. 😅
Can we get a noobs guide to Throgg? He’s got some great lore.
Throgg needs all the love he can get, as CA gives him none.
@@codybonds and yet no noobs guide for throgg til now?
Nearly 1200 hours (no joke) in Warhammer 2 and I still watch these "Noob's Guide" for the smooth delivery of raunchy jokes that segway perfectly into gameplay mechanics and history (not necessarily in that order). Can't think of anyone that nails it quite like you do. Love the videos, keep'em coming.
Omg.. I typed the above comment 2/3rds into the video and then I got to the line "No matter how much he (Daith) wants to play two girls, one forge." And I fucking lost it.
Me: *Chooses to play the Sisters of Twilight.*
Game: *"HIGHER! KING OF THE SKY!"*
I Understood That Reference 😎
They're flying too fast and flying too high...
"He's Flying Too Fast And He's Flying Too High! Higher! An Eye For An Eye! The Legend Will Never Die!!!" I Understood That Reference 🤓😎
The Sisters of Twilight have the best campaign in all of Warhammer these days, bar none. Who else actually gets to fight on every continent and play every race matchup?
all the other wood elves, for starters. drycha is far more fun in my opinion
Queek literately fights everyone. Orks, Lizards, Empire, Dawi, Tomb Kings, Vcounts, Dark elves, High elves, and Bretonia. Norsca and Pirates are about the only ones he doesn't fight.
Im more interested in the three flavors of doomstack. Treemen, waywatchers or hawk riders? Pick yours.
@@ChaoticHeretic downside: playing a rat that isn't Ikit
You've got a point, but the new elves get to do it way faster and without tedious siege map defenses. Your mileage may vary, but I find siege battles to be really unpleasantly repetitive.
@@ChaoticHeretic downside: playing a rat that isn't Ikit
You've got a point, but the new elves get to do it way faster and without tedious siege map defenses. Your mileage may vary, but I find siege battles to be really unpleasantly repetitive.
These two are super awesome soldier sisters fighting evil at every glance and tip of an arrow. May they stay safe and their pursuits blossom.
"like hypochondriacs to WebMD" I felt that, beautiful writing though!
I need more noob guides love em ❤️
Your scripts are so witty and you execute each video masterfully. Thankyou and keep up the great work!
Thank you for the kind words. I've been taking a beating on this one for saying the wrong military aircraft, so it's nice to know some people did enjoy it.
Yay Chickenaestra and Eaglehan, the twin chicken bolt thrower!
And now for Tree Hitler.
You know you want it. Durthu or bust
0:54
So when you say 'Barely legal', do you mean by human standards or elf standards?
Because if you are gonna take Warhammer lore and turn it into a non-stop barrage of sexual deviants and double entendres, clarifying little details like that can be just as important as the big ones.
Also is Hobbit porn treated as child porn in Human lands?
Like Majorkill?
Barely legal was about link
I’m so glad that you used the dismounted mod for The Sisters of Twilight. 😊 I hope that the Creative Assembly will make you able to have Naestra and Arahan be dismounted and fight on foot for real in the game if the community asks them enough and give them enough feedback.
It’s also very disappointing that the Wood Elves still use the same battle map soundtracks as The Empire, which is a problem that many other factions from the first game have like The Beastmen, Brettonia and especially Dwarves, they just all really need their own unique and specific music for their factions.
Also the Elf twins “Naestra and Arahan” are one of the most sweetest and prettiest playable characters in the “Total War:Warhammer” games along with their Hippy Galadriel Queen Ariel and the graceful and loving Allariele The Everqueen. 🧝♀️🧝♀️🧝♂️🧝♀️🧝♀️😍😘💗💗💗💗
Overall though this is a great video “Cody”, and It’s been great to watch your channel grow and release some wonderful content over the past three years! 😊😊😊
Good thing the Empire's battle soundtracks are the best in the game
Naestra the black haired one seems like a nice lady and good girlfriend material. That or she is just my type, and she is like one of few warhammer women that would actually not be a horrible idea to date.
Except she and her sister are a package deal. If you want to date Naestra, Arahan is never going to be too far away.
@@screamingcactus1753 yeah that's the downside, Although it really depends how far she can/ is willing to go. If it's like the same room that would be problem, but if it's like a block or more then it would be fine probably.
@@willnorman-bargo I'm totally fine with her being in the same room as us
@@screamingcactus1753 Also your in-laws are two Demigods with known histories of violence.
@@InquisitorThomas true, still probably one of the saver choices in warhammer fantasy.
Holy shit you really done it ^_^, it's fun with this cliche twins.
I hope you work on Wulfrik and Malekith *SKYWALKER*
Love that CA implemented a quest for them called "Cloak and daggers".
Personified Eagle Claw Bolt Throwers?
Pretty much, yes. Also always flying, the part when they are on foot in the video comes from mod, without it they start on Great Eagle that can only be changed into Forest Dragon after completing quest chain.
if i remember well of the old Wood elves battle book, it's mentionned that the origin of Naestra and Arahan is shrouded, some speculated that it could two changeling, other say it coudl have been an elf baby named Naestrahan who was captured by forest spirit then splited in two entities becoming Naestra And Arahan, so i'm not really sure they are related to Ariel or Orion, but it's funny to imagine it.
Well due to certain in-game dialog and the fact they work closely with G-dubs
I think its safe to assume they are Ariel's daughters
"We are all Children of Ariel"
Some more than others sister"
I take this as saying all wood elves are "children" of Ariel
But they are Children of Ariel
They're still 'Identical Twins'. If an identical twin were to loose an eye they wouldn't suddenly become fraternal twins. In this case I believe it's a genetic classification rather than an aesthetic declaration.
I always thought Naestra and Arahan were the other way around....
The bkack haired being the violent one and the white haired as the reserved one
Wait, the blonde is the violent one? I was certain it was the other way around. :O
Nope nope. White hair is the bad girl.
Yeah, I feel the issue is the decisions to give Naestra and Arahan armor that matches their hair color was a bad idea, because sweet Naestra is dressed in full black metal, while psychotic Arahan is dressed in Gold and wears lipstick for some reason despite being the feral sibling.
@@InquisitorThomas I suspect the CA team also thought it was the other way round
8:41 - 8:42 - Angry aviation nerd noises
the fact this video came out on my birthday it's so odd, they are my favourite characters in the game
I never noticed Naestra had braids in her hair before! All this time!
I wonder how she did them. Or who did them. Oh what if Arahan did them so her sweet sister could look cute like she wants to.
The ted turner into don cheadle
Yes
That's the writing I'm here for
I'm pretty sure the designation for the F-35 is "Lightning II", and the F-22 is "Raptor"; but meh, I get the point.
Yup. I had it written correctly and said the wrong one while recording.
9:44 WHAT?HE IS THEIR UNCLE,HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT?!YOU SICKO!
Have you *met* Warhammer Elves? It is expected and even enshrined in tradition for both Helfs and Delfs to get jiggy with one's close relatives. Why would Welfs be any different xD
@@JarmamStuff because they support nature ?
Is anyone else wondering what was going on in that lord select screen?
Mixu's Legendary Lords Mod
Wood Elf Mulch: 2/5 Gore-bull steak, 1/5 Orkoid mushrooms, 2/5 unwitting trespasser, lightly sprinkle in dwarf beard hairs as you river-stomp the mix beneath leaf litter. Avoid overusing Skaven remains, a high uric acid content makes the trees complain.
Ou in my neck of the woods we sprinkle on a little vampire lord bone dust.. _Chef's Kiss baby_
another work of art in the books! wonderfully done my guy!
The reference to Bruce Campbell...precious!
This video got met to play their campaign and I must say I really enjoy it. Nothing in this video is exaggerated ;)
Well this is a fun time. Thanks Cody
I heard the cry of ‘TWINS THEY WERE’
from the depths of… that… place.
Is it Naestra the black hair one?
Yes
@@benedictcucumber5113 Not gonna lie I thought the Naestra was the warmonger one and Arahan was the peacemaker
@@AGamingChannelJW Neastra is the black haired one and the calm one. Arahan is the white haired one and the wild one. I understand its really confusing.
@@benedictcucumber5113 I played a WHOLE campaign and thought it the opposite. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Aiming to send michael flatley here, back to the same Chaos God that spawned U2 and Enya"
Man these jokes are like poetry, Cody has such a way with words.
( I like both bands though, so I feel kinda attacked >_>)
I unapologetically love Enya. Ever since I first heard "Only Time" and found out she lives in a castle full of just her and her cats. But humor requires great personal sacrifice.
a request 🙏😄make noob guide to strigoi ghoul king
Greetings!
oh I am there just for nice elf twins.
ok it started wrong.
FOR THE HORDEE!
Please do a video on Lord Mazdamundi.
I love these two.
Your really are a gem 💎 your writing is on point just crazy good 👍
Awesome video! Your best noob guide in some time, in my opinion. Keep up the good work! 😁
What an amazingly fun guide!!! well done.. subbed n liked!!
I just discovered these Noob's Guide videos and I enjoy them immensely. :) Great job! Do you intend to eventually make one for each Legendary Lord? I can imagine they take a lot of time to record!
They do take a great deal of time. A week of research and writing. A week to rewrite. Another for editing. And yes I hope to one day do them all.
@@codybonds Respect for keeping at it. :)
Just so you know my guy, it’s the F-35 Lightning. The f22 is the raptor lol
I never thought I was going to laugh as much as I did to this video. Great job
What’s with the fosse jab damn dude. Fosse the goat.
The sisters are a full armored AC-130 gunship no doubt i love them thicc aff... Love the content btw 😎😎🔥🔥
Twins! Yes!
Gorebull DOES count as beef.
They made the eagle riders one of the worst units in the wood elf roster, one of the best. Albeit only when you have them as the sisters of twilight.
Except they still get outshown by Treemen. Because there's only so many Arrows of Kurnous you can have, and it isn't the best against more than 2 stacks.
I know I’m late but one of them really sounds like Laura Bailey
The Cheerleader comparison got me
@Cody Bonds was "Twin Engines of Destruction" a deliberate reference (to the comic starrring Boba Fett and Dengar for those who don't know)?
That dragon looks fantastic! Way better than the GW model
What mod did you use to get them off their mount? I did a double take when I saw them on foot.
It's linked in the video description. They have a clever way of handling a twin death I really like.
This guy is great with his dialogue
It's like playing as The Sadeian Woman.
"F-35 raptors"
*The entire USAF*
Do what now?!
I should have said F-22. I was a mistake, and meant as a play on words as they're riding hawks.
Also sidewinders are air to air missiles, not that anybody cares.
Defenders of the weed.
After that Flower Power maybe some uncontainable testosterone like good old Wulfrik the Dweller of the Bretonian Coast?
Next The STORNGEST CLAN ”becasu totaly not luck) clan Rictus could be fun one
if they were anime characters!
Naestra is diamond
and Arahan is Bort
that's all I can think of!!!
you guys got anyone else that are like the twins
Been waiting for this.
*readys bow with malicious intent
that better not be the moonlight butterfly
excellent as always sir!
ROFL. That was awesome, funny, and at the same time informative.
Clan pestilence next?
Never has a vegetarian option been so tempting
God please do an Alith Anar edgelord. This video is gold
Did you use a mod to have the sisters walk on foot? (nevermind i just checked the discription.)
At least you thought to check there!
Your lack of a reference to balthasar gelt coming to ruin these tree hugger lifes is disturbing
Most fun comp to blow people up with, twins, sorcerer of life until you get Ariel, then 18 eagle rider doomstack xD. Cant auto battle but when you do battle volley of kronos spam op, ariel's spells and items are broken and twins can just nuke lords/heroes
These are always great I would love to hear you do one for alarielle and Tyrion
The one for Tyrion would inevitably feature a Game of Thrones reference.
@@discountplaguedoctor88 you're probably right but Warhammer does impact predate A Song of Ice and Fire by a number of years so technically they had it first
I was wondering why I couldn't find the video lol
I haven't played in awhile since my PC suddenly decided it can't run total war 2 anymore... but how does the amber rework affect Orion and Durthu? Do you still need to spend amber for elite units?
It is no longer used for elite units. Amber is used to unlock late game techs, and is now single use.
Missed a beautiful opportunity to call it an f15 "eagle"
I put in the F-22 as a placeholder and forgot to follow up and check the call signs for modern military aircraft. Originally there was an 18 warthog joke in there that was cut, and most of my attention was focused on trying to make it work.
Is reshade being used? If so could you share the file/link settings :)
Arahan winking at Orion made me feel quite uncomfortable
Daith the simp lol