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  • Опубликовано: 29 ноя 2020
  • A Noob's Guide to Ariel, Queen of Athel Loren. A new unlockable hero in The Twisted and The Twilight DLC for Total War: Warhammer 2. She's part part, elf, part mothra, and one half of a thousand year old love triangle with a goat man.
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Комментарии • 480

  • @IronyAcolyte
    @IronyAcolyte 3 года назад +843

    "And although Ariel has no mount, you can change that by embedding her in Orion's army..."
    But you didn't mention what her moun- oooooh, I giddit...

    • @lord_nemesis7876
      @lord_nemesis7876 3 года назад +33

      Gigity

    • @jchea1764
      @jchea1764 3 года назад +6

      😏

    • @danieltalamantes3763
      @danieltalamantes3763 3 года назад +10

      Thank you Ted that was the joke

    • @KingInBlack69
      @KingInBlack69 10 месяцев назад +2

      I don’t get it why she would ride on her husband’s shoulder when she can fly, am i missing something?🤔

    • @CatroiOz
      @CatroiOz Месяц назад +3

      ​@@KingInBlack69it's not his shoulders she rides on

  • @Cirex9000
    @Cirex9000 3 года назад +661

    Ariel had a sister, Allisara, who was also Malekith's wife, which makes the Witch-King Ariel's brother-in-law, so Ariel gets to be a part of "that" twisted family tree as well.

    • @hisnotsolonely2961
      @hisnotsolonely2961 3 года назад +75

      Shocking how morathi let him have another one when he has his mommy dearest

    • @borgar1765
      @borgar1765 3 года назад +116

      @@hisnotsolonely2961 that's why Morathi killed her. Ariel went on a bit of a rampage in Naggaroth and Malekith wasn't particularly inclined to stop her either

    • @tranhanam0027
      @tranhanam0027 3 года назад +56

      @@borgar1765 And that's how Morathi got "convinced" to teach Ariel shadow and dark magic.

    • @DinsRune
      @DinsRune 2 года назад +24

      Man, Warhammer Elf ladies have the worst taste in men

    • @DinsRune
      @DinsRune 2 года назад +62

      @@hisnotsolonely2961 Morathi decided to kill Allisara when she wouldn't stop wearing her "Your Son Calls Me Mommy Too" shirt around the castle.

  • @hangebza6625
    @hangebza6625 3 года назад +1229

    Saying Ariel is like a sexy mothra is redundant. Mothra is already sexy as only a 50ft butterfly can be

    • @beowulf4545
      @beowulf4545 3 года назад +64

      You're technically right but I still hate it. Take my like

    • @alittledeath2817
      @alittledeath2817 3 года назад +31

      But she's a moth. It's in her name.

    • @hangebza6625
      @hangebza6625 3 года назад +39

      @@alittledeath2817 Oh no what have I done? Now the lepidopterologists will come after me

    • @NotSaddamHussein
      @NotSaddamHussein 3 года назад +21

      we got your location. Punishment on its way.
      Hope you like butterflies, biatch. all million of them.

    • @myrmiciex1889
      @myrmiciex1889 3 года назад +9

      @@alittledeath2817 even tho she has mothra in her name, her wing formation is that of a butterfly.

  • @neilnightblade
    @neilnightblade 3 года назад +478

    Now I picture Naestra and Arahan's campaign as arguing whether they spend Christmas with Orion(dad) or Ariel(mom).

    • @thanquolrattenherz9665
      @thanquolrattenherz9665 3 года назад +2

      which one would you pick

    • @tiggerbane4325
      @tiggerbane4325 3 года назад +27

      @@thanquolrattenherz9665 Gelt.

    • @thanquolrattenherz9665
      @thanquolrattenherz9665 3 года назад

      which sister prefers which parent?

    • @tiggerbane4325
      @tiggerbane4325 3 года назад +8

      Who wouldn't prefer Gelt?

    • @Outside85
      @Outside85 3 года назад +10

      then they realize, they'd rather spent it together... with a fire made of a burning trade agreement and some goblin caught near their current campsite.

  • @galling2052
    @galling2052 3 года назад +296

    Ariel is essentialy the answer too; what if galadriel accepted the one ring from frodo.

    • @monsterhiddenfromthesun210
      @monsterhiddenfromthesun210 3 года назад +11

      @Blayze47 Because she'd go fucking insane from the Rings Corruption.

    • @thenightqueen0
      @thenightqueen0 Год назад

      Only further making me wonder why he didn’t just give it to her! I fail to see the problem!

    • @KingInBlack69
      @KingInBlack69 10 месяцев назад

      She even reference Galadriel with one of her perks!

    • @galling2052
      @galling2052 10 месяцев назад

      @@thenightqueen0 the ring needed to be destroyed, no matter what person of power would get a hold of it.
      The outcomes would be a spectrum of Bad.
      Galadriel and gandalf both could have easily taken the ring if they had wanted, but both feared the monsters they would become

  • @mr.chibiterasu2956
    @mr.chibiterasu2956 3 года назад +122

    It’s astounding how much Cody has changed over the course of these Guides. He used to sound awkward and reserved, now you can hear the confidence in his voice.
    Probably because he is excited to shove in all the jokes, movie references and metaphors he came up for this.

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  3 года назад +53

      Exactly! They're so much fun to record. I try and find the most obscure references I can manage just to see who will pick up on them now. It's one of the most gratifying experiences of my life to have created something that brings people this much joy.

  • @haze5420
    @haze5420 3 года назад +576

    Can’t wait for Drycha’s noob’s guide.

    • @edddoubled3534
      @edddoubled3534 3 года назад +2

      Same.

    • @galling2052
      @galling2052 3 года назад +22

      Bonds:"... guide to Drycha, the canon murderer of Wh fantasy..."

    • @edddoubled3534
      @edddoubled3534 3 года назад +28

      Teeeeechnically that was Mannfred von Fucklestein. Drycha just helped.

    • @glukolover
      @glukolover 3 года назад +3

      Likewise. Angry tree babes.

    • @omganotherun
      @omganotherun 3 года назад +10

      "The Forest is for Trees!"

  • @jare3459
    @jare3459 3 года назад +715

    Lore: she go crazy in a forest and become a Demi god

    • @regret9423
      @regret9423 3 года назад +44

      When you try mushrooms

    • @galling2052
      @galling2052 3 года назад +18

      you got it backwards

    • @The_Murder_Party
      @The_Murder_Party 3 года назад +10

      Then deablerizes a chaotic goat-thing...

    • @jonathanredacted3245
      @jonathanredacted3245 3 года назад +25

      Also she's sort of malekith's former sister in law (fuckin morathi couldn't deal with another woman in her sons life so she killed her via contrivances)

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  3 года назад +95

      I really wanted to work this story in - but with Morghur already here it derailed the story too much.

  • @codybeck9930
    @codybeck9930 3 года назад +259

    M O T H M O M M Y

    • @catsndogs98
      @catsndogs98 3 года назад +2

      No no she isn’t furry enough she can be butterfly mama

    • @lordwarlockthangwrath8662
      @lordwarlockthangwrath8662 3 года назад +3

      And Throt is DAD-DAD.
      And I will defend this statement-fact with my life-life, or at least with that of my-my skavenslaves, and lot-lot of warp bullet.

  • @anarquia201
    @anarquia201 3 года назад +280

    "When enemies enter the fores of Athel Loren Ariel take form of sexy mothra"
    >Impliying our queen mothra isn't sexy as she is

  • @arthurgomes5188
    @arthurgomes5188 3 года назад +474

    The sisters of twilight: mom, are you coming out of your room anytime soon?
    Ariel: *I SHALL NOT LEAVE THE OAK OF AGES UNTIL I REPENT FOR MY PAST SINS.*
    The sisters of twilight: uuuuuuuh......'kay then, we are just going to leave the chocolates and ice cream you asked for in front of the door so you can pick them whenever you want to, we are going to go fix the world roots now, feel free to join when you feel like it, bye mom.

    • @boyanpenev9822
      @boyanpenev9822 3 года назад +61

      When your mommy is the emo teen.

    • @Dancan799
      @Dancan799 3 года назад +7

      Man I love this post so much

    • @Confederate-hj2dc
      @Confederate-hj2dc 3 года назад +22

      Ariel; Shut up! I want to see how Joffrey’s wedding turns out!

    • @generalbolivar9736
      @generalbolivar9736 3 года назад +4

      Now do one for Orion as the working joe dad taking time off from mom.

    • @arthurgomes5188
      @arthurgomes5188 3 года назад +16

      @@generalbolivar9736 when you say "working joe dad" all i can think of is the dad from "everybody hates Chris" complaining about how expensive are the things that his family bought (only in this case instead of the price in dolars it's in ambers).
      Orion: you two just bought ANOTHER regiment of renown? Those at least 10 ambers EACH!
      The sisters of twilight: But dad, we don't even use amber on those anymore.

  • @pepijnoosterhuis6121
    @pepijnoosterhuis6121 3 года назад +324

    Orion is the strongest mount in the game, Ariel is broken on him. Nerf pls CA

    • @subatomicseal7789
      @subatomicseal7789 3 года назад +33

      More like *she* breaks *him* amiright
      the joke's that orion gets pegged every day of his life

    • @thanquolrattenherz9665
      @thanquolrattenherz9665 3 года назад +6

      orion as a mount option would make the king in the woods much more viable

  • @Trendy_endy
    @Trendy_endy 3 года назад +52

    I love how this series has basically become a lore episode with tons of jokes, and a little bit about the actual stuff in game. Honestly, whenever I see one of these episodes I get super excited because I get to learn more about the Warhammer world in a fun way.

    • @CallanElliott
      @CallanElliott 3 года назад +2

      I mean Heralds of Ariel go like this:
      Early game: archers with spearmen to protect them.
      Mid game: archers with some hawk riders to protect them
      Late: hawk riders with spearmen to hold down the enemy while Volley of Kurnous is on cooldown.

  • @olympusgolemoflight7198
    @olympusgolemoflight7198 3 года назад +206

    Does this mean we could possibly get A Noob’s Guide to Lord Kroak?

    • @torquevonthorne948
      @torquevonthorne948 3 года назад +5

      He talked about him in Gor-rok guide already

    • @galling2052
      @galling2052 3 года назад +18

      Lord Kroak is not nearly as essential to the lizardman lore as Ariel is to the woodelf lore. Kroak essentially just did 1 thing outside the endtimes and that is killing more demons with a single spell than i duno... deathmaster snikch has seen living beings in his life.

    • @olympusgolemoflight7198
      @olympusgolemoflight7198 3 года назад +14

      @@galling2052 If not for Lord Kroak, we would not have Warhammer Fantasy.

    • @galling2052
      @galling2052 3 года назад +9

      @@olympusgolemoflight7198 Duh, but that does not change the fact that he had like 1.5 major apearences and all the other times served as a minor plotdevice at best.

    • @jeagerjeager9171
      @jeagerjeager9171 3 года назад

      @@galling2052 lord kroak vs maazdamuundi who you got?

  • @diegocamacho6477
    @diegocamacho6477 3 года назад +47

    lol Now I'm imagining Ariel spending all her time in the Oak refusing to admit that she wants to get back together with Orion and passive-aggressively relaying messages to him via the Sisters, who just want their parents to get along.

    • @JarmamStuff
      @JarmamStuff 3 года назад +12

      And people wonder why the Sisters bicker all the time smh

  • @GreatgoatonFire
    @GreatgoatonFire 3 года назад +144

    The kink-factor of this one was though the roof.

    • @boonchiun
      @boonchiun 3 года назад +4

      I wish I was Morghur.

    • @user-sb2xr9vw1f
      @user-sb2xr9vw1f 3 года назад +8

      @@boonchiun Thanks I hate it

    • @GreatgoatonFire
      @GreatgoatonFire 3 года назад

      @@boonchiun You do you man, I ain't here to kink shame.

  • @GoodMorningHikers
    @GoodMorningHikers 3 года назад +42

    he's a hunter with a spear, shes a butterfly. there's a "he's throwing his spear in her nectar pot" joke in here somewhere... but i just can't find it.

  • @jorinhirani2625
    @jorinhirani2625 3 года назад +22

    “It leaves a gaping hole that not even Mandingoe can fill”, I-

    • @tankjr84
      @tankjr84 3 года назад +4

      Im assuming that there arent more comments about this joke because most here are too young to get the reference.

    • @jorinhirani2625
      @jorinhirani2625 3 года назад

      @@tankjr84 true but goddamn

  • @barbiquearea
    @barbiquearea 3 года назад +23

    I'm starting to see the Wood Elves as weaver ants with Ariel as their ant queen. Weaver ants live in tropical areas mainly in South America where they make their nests in trees. They have a symbiotic relationship with their host tree that not only allow them to make their homes on them but also provides the ants with a food source and in exchange the ants fight off any intruding insects or animals that intend on doing harm to their tree.

  • @loaf8879
    @loaf8879 3 года назад +226

    I know you will probably do throt next but please do wulfrik the wanderer soon. Also love your videos

    • @BigBrainBoi
      @BigBrainBoi 3 года назад +9

      Agreed

    • @24Ippo
      @24Ippo 3 года назад +1

      incoming poke and pound jokes

  • @iamsinistar8971
    @iamsinistar8971 3 года назад +6

    Everyone else: *Forced to go through a Vietnam like war with the Wood Elves*
    Ikit Claw: *Laughs in Doom Rockets*

  • @marekkubes4005
    @marekkubes4005 3 года назад +22

    "And though she has no mount, you can change that by embeding her in Orion's army." a pro gamer move

  • @chancesturrup9952
    @chancesturrup9952 3 года назад +39

    It is always a lovely day when a new Noob's guide graces my sub-feed, excellent work as always!

  • @frohawkmaster
    @frohawkmaster 3 года назад +742

    To be honest going mad with power and ruining everything in a ocean of self righteousness isnt a woman thing.
    Its a elf thing.

    • @JarmamStuff
      @JarmamStuff 3 года назад +45

      TIL Elven tendencies of unfathomable douchebaggery is whats keeping the yanks from electing Mommy

    • @randomcenturion7264
      @randomcenturion7264 3 года назад +79

      Elves ruin everything. It's encoded in their DNA.

    • @robertasvaicius4437
      @robertasvaicius4437 3 года назад +63

      Elves- the entitled midleclass of Warhammer, they act all rich and powerful, but in reality get krumped by creatures 1/3 their intelligence.

    • @posdaniel1501
      @posdaniel1501 3 года назад +8

      Ask kerilian lol

    • @frohawkmaster
      @frohawkmaster 3 года назад +24

      @spookyskelly skeleton "in a ocean of self righteousness"
      Skaven are litterally handed the job "ruin everything" by the horned rat.
      Its worse if a human lr dwarf kills a city then say arceon because hes archeon. He exists to do that.

  • @rubz1390
    @rubz1390 3 года назад +52

    When exactly in this story did she invade Naggarond to get revenge on Morathi for the death of her sister (Malekith's wife)?

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  3 года назад +56

      After she slapped around Morghur that second time. She went tapping into dark magics to find a permanent answer, then her sister arrived prompting the whole Morathi expedition. I cut Morathi for time - as it derailed the narrative - but the jist of it was that Ariel spared her in exchange for even more dark knowledge. This is what prompted Ariel to have that epic row with Orion and refuse to reincarnate him.

    • @thanquolrattenherz9665
      @thanquolrattenherz9665 3 года назад +1

      @@codybonds is it really nessesary to kill orion or does he just lose his power during winter and chills his life like the other tree-things and the fire is just a ritual to look cool and waste elf-thing lives

    • @MiguelSanchezDelVillar
      @MiguelSanchezDelVillar 3 года назад +2

      @@thanquolrattenherz9665 its not necessary but its a ritual, probably Orion would die and then they needed to do again the ritual, in the End of Times Orion didnt sacrificed himself just to go to war against Tyrion and all the crazy elves

  • @chaseh432
    @chaseh432 3 года назад +5

    Cody I really really appreciate the super well done video capture work. Ariel and orians arguement was straight up beautifully cinematic in a glance during battle in engine

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  3 года назад

      That's all House Adanion. I love his work. The only thing I added to this one was the opening shot and the wink.

  • @rabgix8805
    @rabgix8805 3 года назад +22

    Making me want that beastmen rework even more

  • @connorworsnopquirkcardcast4703
    @connorworsnopquirkcardcast4703 3 года назад +28

    The first hero noobs guide let's go

  • @920312rp01
    @920312rp01 3 года назад +8

    It took me longer than it should to connect Ariel gaining a mount if she joined Orions army.....
    This whole video was pure gold!

  • @SweatyDynamite
    @SweatyDynamite 3 года назад +8

    Can't wait for the inevitable Noob's Guide for all the Elf Lords. Every one of them

  • @Snakedude4life
    @Snakedude4life 3 года назад +79

    Wow, I can’t believe they made Moth GF a thing in Warhammer.
    Anyways, It was a good decision to make her a “hero.”
    🎩
    🐍 no step on snek! 🇺🇸🇭🇰

    • @chosenofkhorne2951
      @chosenofkhorne2951 3 года назад +3

      Ha yes the angry butterfly lady that hate rat-men i heard she is more tanky than durthu with the sword of khaine

    • @KamranMSHoule
      @KamranMSHoule 3 года назад +5

      Why did u sign ur post.

    • @Snakedude4life
      @Snakedude4life 3 года назад +1

      @@KamranMSHoule
      Yes.

  • @Kristian.B.Kristiansen
    @Kristian.B.Kristiansen 3 года назад +13

    This is definitely one of your best!

  • @imjustaquestion9922
    @imjustaquestion9922 3 года назад +10

    *Greek gods causing problems because they sleep around*
    Ariel: Amateurs

  • @faminh0
    @faminh0 3 года назад +7

    The jennifer lopez reference got me cracking

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  3 года назад +3

      You get a heart for knowing that reference and a tub of Icy-Hot since you're also so old you probably need it too.

  • @Nightmare_52
    @Nightmare_52 3 года назад +22

    honestly, more excited for drycha and coeddil than crazy demigod moth girl

  • @Ironwizard42
    @Ironwizard42 3 года назад +2

    I love that Warhammer characters are all business and no bullshit. This is like if Galadriel was out to KILL. Screw the fellowship I'm taking the ring to Mordor myself and I'll kill every orc, troll, evil man and whatever else gets in my way. And if Orion wants to come along then fine, so long as he knows his place.

  • @dawsonskyhar5984
    @dawsonskyhar5984 3 года назад +6

    My man made the video before the update drops. That's commitment

  • @gr8oone007
    @gr8oone007 3 года назад +7

    “Sexy Mothra” lol I love it

  • @matthewgiles6858
    @matthewgiles6858 3 года назад +9

    A video that's both BEAUTIFUL AND TERRIBLE in its power to make me laugh. Well done good sir!!

  • @QuelKin12
    @QuelKin12 3 года назад +2

    You got me at "Ariel went full on carole baskin". This joke won't work in a few years but it got me !

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  3 года назад +5

      It's a tightrope to hit pop culture humor but not sound dated. Sometimes I just say screw it and go all in on 80s references instead.

  • @Somedude317
    @Somedude317 3 года назад +8

    Now I feel sad for the Sisters. Now i'm gonna simp harder.

  • @truefailure6359
    @truefailure6359 3 года назад +3

    So essentially these are the elves from Dwarf Fortress, but taller.

  • @dabears6n15
    @dabears6n15 3 года назад +1

    Dude the dishes ran away with the spoons part had my cracking tf up

  • @BouncingTribbles
    @BouncingTribbles 3 года назад +3

    I'm kind of disappointed that she didn't get the lord treatment. Sharing a faction with Orion. She's already got everything but the rank

  • @Kriegerherz15
    @Kriegerherz15 3 года назад +6

    Hm makes joke about Dawi size and questions ability to party...
    Thats two in the book in one sentence!
    Congratulations, cynical Umgi.

  • @partydean17
    @partydean17 3 года назад +2

    Really like the idea of making the powerful characters a hero so they can make them really powerful. Probably going to do the same for Thanquol.

  • @michaellewis5200
    @michaellewis5200 3 года назад +1

    Fantastic video dude. There are so many great lines in this that I can't pick out one lol 😂

  • @fireb4lls731
    @fireb4lls731 3 года назад +3

    I liked the Carole Baskin anecdote xD

  • @MRRJ6549
    @MRRJ6549 3 года назад +5

    The show is known as 'The great British bake off' over here, I think its changed for American streaming services

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  3 года назад +4

      It is. But Paul Hollywood's eyes remain dreamy in both versions.

    • @MRRJ6549
      @MRRJ6549 3 года назад +1

      @@codybonds Very true

  • @nervosadustbolt9642
    @nervosadustbolt9642 7 месяцев назад

    " You're left with a gaping hole that not even Mandingo can fill " LMFAO!!!! hahahaha

  • @Wogix26
    @Wogix26 3 года назад +2

    TBH she sounds like a reference to Catherine the great. She overthrew her husband/second cousin for being inept and soft, expanded its borders with conquest, also she made the first state financed higher education institution for women in Europe which could reference her daughters possibly. Also Athel Loren is like a reverse Russia where you don't invade it during the summer.

  • @dhaz4455
    @dhaz4455 2 года назад

    That Carol Baskins reference was so random and I love it

  • @greyTigerGames
    @greyTigerGames 3 года назад +2

    Nice one. Your captured footage looks great. How do you manage that?

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  3 года назад +1

      Adanion captured this. But we use the same process. Setting the in-game camera to debug and an fov of 15. Adding Matthews Reshade Preset, with the Alternative Lighting Mod. And then a curves adjustment in Premiere with a touch more saturation so the color pops.

    • @greyTigerGames
      @greyTigerGames 3 года назад

      @@codybonds Cool. Thanks for that. I'll have to jot that down somewhere.

  • @eomat
    @eomat 3 года назад

    Awesome video!! So glad CA went about bringing Ariel into the game. Perfect implementation.

  • @BarokaiRein
    @BarokaiRein 3 года назад +1

    Oh man the wording choices in this video are something to behold.

  • @Justin-ym5ce
    @Justin-ym5ce Год назад

    Well f*** me, just discovered your videos, looks like I’ll be binging for a week now lol

  • @patricksimeri21
    @patricksimeri21 2 года назад

    I love you cody bonds because you teach me all the lore about my favorite game.

  • @Cheesemonkey2889
    @Cheesemonkey2889 3 года назад

    Your videos enlighten my whole week, glad that you exist Cody!

  • @MedievalFolkDance
    @MedievalFolkDance 3 года назад

    Literally just wolfed down a turkey/ham sub. I heard the words "a box of Chow Mien from Panda Express", my stomach starts making audible demands.

  • @NyJoanzy
    @NyJoanzy 3 года назад +1

    So Ariel and Orian are just Titania and Oberon essentially.
    They are from European mythology the king and queen of the fairies incase anyone was wondering.

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  3 года назад +1

      You're bang on. For others that recognize the names but can't place them, they're in Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream

  • @H0kram
    @H0kram 3 года назад

    Those movie references I catch make me feel smarter than I am.
    Thanks for that, and the laugh.

  • @seb2750
    @seb2750 3 года назад +2

    I felt guilty when he mentioned Mandingo and I knew who that is :X

  • @stevenhilburn3626
    @stevenhilburn3626 3 года назад

    Lore plus alot of star was references equals good video

  • @ComradeRumHam
    @ComradeRumHam 3 года назад +2

    Can we one day get a lord Kroak and Coeddil noobs guide pls 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

  • @meltingatom
    @meltingatom Год назад

    Just went overboard with the groaners this tims

  • @darkwarwick
    @darkwarwick 3 года назад +3

    Loved it!!!

  • @kendaar9002
    @kendaar9002 Год назад

    The way you said panda express killed me, its like its a cabal of wizards making ancient artifacts instead of a fast food restaurant

  • @harryrandazzo1968
    @harryrandazzo1968 3 года назад

    Me: I rlly need another noobs guide video to watch..
    YT recommended and Cody bonds: Say less.

  • @oppressedgamer5599
    @oppressedgamer5599 Год назад

    5:28 Dishes and utensils mixing? Not in my kitchen! 😡

  • @8123scooter
    @8123scooter 3 года назад

    That mount joke made me spit my water on my computer, thanks

  • @SpaceKnight105
    @SpaceKnight105 3 года назад +1

    Where is the announcement of the winners!?

  • @kaderodke1220
    @kaderodke1220 3 года назад +4

    Still waiting for a Mazdomoundi guide filled with fat jokes

  • @garetjaxusmc
    @garetjaxusmc 3 года назад

    These are amazing! I really hope that you plan on going back to some of the older characters like KrogGar and Aranessa Saltspite.

  • @8eewee
    @8eewee 3 года назад

    I was kinda expecting an eyebrow joke, but the heaping pile of innuendos made up for that.

  • @jamesharbinger1711
    @jamesharbinger1711 Год назад

    OAK OF AGES! OAK OF AGES! KEEP IT ROLLING! ROCK AND ROLLIN'!

  • @CazmaRazz
    @CazmaRazz 3 года назад

    2:35 - spat out my drink god damn hahah

  • @sakrefunholy
    @sakrefunholy 3 года назад +1

    would have been amazing if they got Cate Blanchett to voice Ariel. would make it even more that they are in on the joke as well.

  • @JarmamStuff
    @JarmamStuff 3 года назад +3

    Dont let Alarielle see this video or she might go bonkers to fulfill some stereotype that isnt her current one xD

    • @TheVerruckMan
      @TheVerruckMan 3 года назад +2

      It's a bit late for that, considering that half the time in my games her AI ends up rushing for the Sword of Khaine.

  • @dreadkalibur1613
    @dreadkalibur1613 3 года назад

    Love the Noobs guide! Could you do an episode on the Unclean and his monstrous abominations?

  • @AdamNisenziSpisak
    @AdamNisenziSpisak 3 года назад

    Drinking a beastman lord like a milkshake?
    Ill write that down for future reference

  • @worldsbuffestloremaster
    @worldsbuffestloremaster 3 года назад

    Best noobs guide by far. Makes me want others remade with this quality XD

    • @danieldivens1170
      @danieldivens1170 3 года назад

      this is a good one. but I still ikit claws the best one lol

    • @worldsbuffestloremaster
      @worldsbuffestloremaster 3 года назад

      @@danieldivens1170 ya, ikit claw was really good. I liked all the innuendo throughout this one XD

  • @thevoidlookspretty7079
    @thevoidlookspretty7079 2 года назад

    “This corruption had a name.”
    Me: “Balthasar Gelt?”

  • @Cheese_Boi1986
    @Cheese_Boi1986 3 года назад

    cats and dogs living together mass hysteria that was the line you was looking for XD

  • @vincentoderwas7638
    @vincentoderwas7638 3 года назад +1

    Love your vids dude

  • @angemalaurie6074
    @angemalaurie6074 3 года назад

    I can't wait for Dyacha's noob guide as she is far more intereseting than the twilight sister from my point of view. A bit like Emrik for Eltharion

  • @malekiththeeternityking5433
    @malekiththeeternityking5433 3 года назад +1

    Her sister was Malekith's wife.
    Back when Malekith was the most noble Prince of Nagarythe

  • @thomasbal8864
    @thomasbal8864 3 года назад +2

    That was a great video Cody! But it’s kind of disappointing that you did not mention the fact that her sister Astarille was the wife of Malekith and in his mother Morathi, Ariel had one of the worst in-laws ever!
    Elves generally have the worst family feuds in fantasy! 😂😂

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  3 года назад

      I had it written in - but the video was already running long. I want to put Morathi in everything, but she derails the plot of videos.

  • @herbertvonbismarck8303
    @herbertvonbismarck8303 3 года назад +1

    Okay.....that was very interesting at least no the trees speak insert a language here were harmed in the making

  • @Totherphoenix
    @Totherphoenix 3 года назад

    >Ariel cleansed Morghur's taint with the lick of a fiery tongue
    oh fuck yes

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  3 года назад +1

      I'm glad somebody noticed that word play. It's hard to not giggle when recording some of these lines.

  • @significantdosh4854
    @significantdosh4854 3 года назад +1

    It would be pretty cool if Ariel got special animations if she kills Morghur
    Also, do a guide on tree daddy Durthu

  • @siruglymane8343
    @siruglymane8343 3 года назад +4

    Did you just make a Mandingo reference uwu

  • @toastarmband5086
    @toastarmband5086 3 года назад

    If your open to doing more legendary heroes, I would love a Lord Kroak Noobs guide (even tho you already did Gor-Rok)

  • @mohamedAshraf-ln9hu
    @mohamedAshraf-ln9hu 3 года назад +3

    "When women taste power they go mad with it. "
    Can confirm, seen it more than i can count.

  • @danielbeck2739
    @danielbeck2739 3 года назад

    Oh my god I'm an idiot, originally I thought the trailer they showed was more of a Stranger Things reference. If curious as to what I mean I can post a link below and you can scroll down and read the reasoning behind it, but getting back to the original point the trailer might have had 2 references. One being what I mentioned, the second being Godzilla, more importantly Mothra. The twin sisters, Mothra only ever answered to the twins in the older Godzilla films and even the newer one Godzilla King of the Monsters had a small reference to this as well in some regard. But Mothra was always seen as the protector of nature. Godzilla has teamed up with Mothra from time to time and listening to the dragon's roar. I'm probably going to have to amend that post slightly now that Cory Bonds dropped that reference. I get it was more likely a joke, but recalling certain details of the trailer after seeing this it's looking more and more there may have been more then one as I thought. And considering the Warden and Paunch trailer had 2 it's slightly more possible.
    ruclips.net/video/tdu8PEeNxy0/видео.html

  • @Milkshakist
    @Milkshakist 2 года назад +1

    Pretty colors

  • @douglasrobinson9224
    @douglasrobinson9224 3 года назад

    This video has more references than a doctoral thesis

  • @sarnicholas4053
    @sarnicholas4053 3 года назад

    I like to imagine that instead of a bunch of cats inside her tree she just has a shitload of lamps everywhere.

    • @MouldMadeMind
      @MouldMadeMind 3 года назад

      I like to believe she is deep into facebook science.

  • @alskopim
    @alskopim 2 года назад

    Me playing as Clan skryre nuking literally all of Athel Loren : LOL

  • @TheAtlasReview
    @TheAtlasReview 3 года назад +1

    Does she definitely spawn when your settlement reaches 100 health? In my campaign I completed the first Heal Forest mission but she never spawned.

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  3 года назад

      As the sisters?

    • @TheAtlasReview
      @TheAtlasReview 3 года назад

      @@codybonds Yes. I have the Witchwood on about 130 health now, and I'm working on confederating with Oreon.
      I guess a mod might have messed up the script, but I only have cosmetic mods so I thought it would be pretty safe.
      Its 27 turns in, so I'd like to know if its bugged before I go any further and then restart.

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  3 года назад

      @@TheAtlasReview Have you been doing the sisters' story quests? It's possible they've changed the trigger

    • @TheAtlasReview
      @TheAtlasReview 3 года назад

      @@codybonds I have one story quest to go before I get their forest dragon, which will be the end of that quest chain. The forest healing mission I finished definitely listed Ariel as one of the completion rewards though.
      I tried loading back in and ending a turn with all mods disabled, but no late trigger there either.

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  3 года назад

      @@TheAtlasReview check the hero recruitment panel, she may not automatically spawn

  • @werotan
    @werotan 3 года назад

    man i loved the ending message...