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NOOB'S GUIDE to ARIEL
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- Опубликовано: 29 ноя 2020
- A Noob's Guide to Ariel, Queen of Athel Loren. A new unlockable hero in The Twisted and The Twilight DLC for Total War: Warhammer 2. She's part part, elf, part mothra, and one half of a thousand year old love triangle with a goat man.
In-Game Capture by House Adanion
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"And although Ariel has no mount, you can change that by embedding her in Orion's army..."
But you didn't mention what her moun- oooooh, I giddit...
Gigity
😏
Thank you Ted that was the joke
I don’t get it why she would ride on her husband’s shoulder when she can fly, am i missing something?🤔
@@KingInBlack69it's not his shoulders she rides on
Ariel had a sister, Allisara, who was also Malekith's wife, which makes the Witch-King Ariel's brother-in-law, so Ariel gets to be a part of "that" twisted family tree as well.
Shocking how morathi let him have another one when he has his mommy dearest
@@hisnotsolonely2961 that's why Morathi killed her. Ariel went on a bit of a rampage in Naggaroth and Malekith wasn't particularly inclined to stop her either
@@borgar1765 And that's how Morathi got "convinced" to teach Ariel shadow and dark magic.
Man, Warhammer Elf ladies have the worst taste in men
@@hisnotsolonely2961 Morathi decided to kill Allisara when she wouldn't stop wearing her "Your Son Calls Me Mommy Too" shirt around the castle.
Saying Ariel is like a sexy mothra is redundant. Mothra is already sexy as only a 50ft butterfly can be
You're technically right but I still hate it. Take my like
But she's a moth. It's in her name.
@@alittledeath2817 Oh no what have I done? Now the lepidopterologists will come after me
we got your location. Punishment on its way.
Hope you like butterflies, biatch. all million of them.
@@alittledeath2817 even tho she has mothra in her name, her wing formation is that of a butterfly.
Now I picture Naestra and Arahan's campaign as arguing whether they spend Christmas with Orion(dad) or Ariel(mom).
which one would you pick
@@thanquolrattenherz9665 Gelt.
which sister prefers which parent?
Who wouldn't prefer Gelt?
then they realize, they'd rather spent it together... with a fire made of a burning trade agreement and some goblin caught near their current campsite.
Ariel is essentialy the answer too; what if galadriel accepted the one ring from frodo.
@Blayze47 Because she'd go fucking insane from the Rings Corruption.
Only further making me wonder why he didn’t just give it to her! I fail to see the problem!
She even reference Galadriel with one of her perks!
@@thenightqueen0 the ring needed to be destroyed, no matter what person of power would get a hold of it.
The outcomes would be a spectrum of Bad.
Galadriel and gandalf both could have easily taken the ring if they had wanted, but both feared the monsters they would become
It’s astounding how much Cody has changed over the course of these Guides. He used to sound awkward and reserved, now you can hear the confidence in his voice.
Probably because he is excited to shove in all the jokes, movie references and metaphors he came up for this.
Exactly! They're so much fun to record. I try and find the most obscure references I can manage just to see who will pick up on them now. It's one of the most gratifying experiences of my life to have created something that brings people this much joy.
Can’t wait for Drycha’s noob’s guide.
Same.
Bonds:"... guide to Drycha, the canon murderer of Wh fantasy..."
Teeeeechnically that was Mannfred von Fucklestein. Drycha just helped.
Likewise. Angry tree babes.
"The Forest is for Trees!"
Lore: she go crazy in a forest and become a Demi god
When you try mushrooms
you got it backwards
Then deablerizes a chaotic goat-thing...
Also she's sort of malekith's former sister in law (fuckin morathi couldn't deal with another woman in her sons life so she killed her via contrivances)
I really wanted to work this story in - but with Morghur already here it derailed the story too much.
M O T H M O M M Y
No no she isn’t furry enough she can be butterfly mama
And Throt is DAD-DAD.
And I will defend this statement-fact with my life-life, or at least with that of my-my skavenslaves, and lot-lot of warp bullet.
"When enemies enter the fores of Athel Loren Ariel take form of sexy mothra"
>Impliying our queen mothra isn't sexy as she is
Is that a Hadrian profile pic?
@@santiagosilva2528 yeah
The sisters of twilight: mom, are you coming out of your room anytime soon?
Ariel: *I SHALL NOT LEAVE THE OAK OF AGES UNTIL I REPENT FOR MY PAST SINS.*
The sisters of twilight: uuuuuuuh......'kay then, we are just going to leave the chocolates and ice cream you asked for in front of the door so you can pick them whenever you want to, we are going to go fix the world roots now, feel free to join when you feel like it, bye mom.
When your mommy is the emo teen.
Man I love this post so much
Ariel; Shut up! I want to see how Joffrey’s wedding turns out!
Now do one for Orion as the working joe dad taking time off from mom.
@@generalbolivar9736 when you say "working joe dad" all i can think of is the dad from "everybody hates Chris" complaining about how expensive are the things that his family bought (only in this case instead of the price in dolars it's in ambers).
Orion: you two just bought ANOTHER regiment of renown? Those at least 10 ambers EACH!
The sisters of twilight: But dad, we don't even use amber on those anymore.
Orion is the strongest mount in the game, Ariel is broken on him. Nerf pls CA
More like *she* breaks *him* amiright
the joke's that orion gets pegged every day of his life
orion as a mount option would make the king in the woods much more viable
I love how this series has basically become a lore episode with tons of jokes, and a little bit about the actual stuff in game. Honestly, whenever I see one of these episodes I get super excited because I get to learn more about the Warhammer world in a fun way.
I mean Heralds of Ariel go like this:
Early game: archers with spearmen to protect them.
Mid game: archers with some hawk riders to protect them
Late: hawk riders with spearmen to hold down the enemy while Volley of Kurnous is on cooldown.
Does this mean we could possibly get A Noob’s Guide to Lord Kroak?
He talked about him in Gor-rok guide already
Lord Kroak is not nearly as essential to the lizardman lore as Ariel is to the woodelf lore. Kroak essentially just did 1 thing outside the endtimes and that is killing more demons with a single spell than i duno... deathmaster snikch has seen living beings in his life.
@@galling2052 If not for Lord Kroak, we would not have Warhammer Fantasy.
@@olympusgolemoflight7198 Duh, but that does not change the fact that he had like 1.5 major apearences and all the other times served as a minor plotdevice at best.
@@galling2052 lord kroak vs maazdamuundi who you got?
lol Now I'm imagining Ariel spending all her time in the Oak refusing to admit that she wants to get back together with Orion and passive-aggressively relaying messages to him via the Sisters, who just want their parents to get along.
And people wonder why the Sisters bicker all the time smh
The kink-factor of this one was though the roof.
I wish I was Morghur.
@@boonchiun Thanks I hate it
@@boonchiun You do you man, I ain't here to kink shame.
he's a hunter with a spear, shes a butterfly. there's a "he's throwing his spear in her nectar pot" joke in here somewhere... but i just can't find it.
“It leaves a gaping hole that not even Mandingoe can fill”, I-
Im assuming that there arent more comments about this joke because most here are too young to get the reference.
@@tankjr84 true but goddamn
I'm starting to see the Wood Elves as weaver ants with Ariel as their ant queen. Weaver ants live in tropical areas mainly in South America where they make their nests in trees. They have a symbiotic relationship with their host tree that not only allow them to make their homes on them but also provides the ants with a food source and in exchange the ants fight off any intruding insects or animals that intend on doing harm to their tree.
so the tree is their pokemontrainer?
I know you will probably do throt next but please do wulfrik the wanderer soon. Also love your videos
Agreed
incoming poke and pound jokes
Everyone else: *Forced to go through a Vietnam like war with the Wood Elves*
Ikit Claw: *Laughs in Doom Rockets*
"And though she has no mount, you can change that by embeding her in Orion's army." a pro gamer move
It is always a lovely day when a new Noob's guide graces my sub-feed, excellent work as always!
To be honest going mad with power and ruining everything in a ocean of self righteousness isnt a woman thing.
Its a elf thing.
TIL Elven tendencies of unfathomable douchebaggery is whats keeping the yanks from electing Mommy
Elves ruin everything. It's encoded in their DNA.
Elves- the entitled midleclass of Warhammer, they act all rich and powerful, but in reality get krumped by creatures 1/3 their intelligence.
Ask kerilian lol
@spookyskelly skeleton "in a ocean of self righteousness"
Skaven are litterally handed the job "ruin everything" by the horned rat.
Its worse if a human lr dwarf kills a city then say arceon because hes archeon. He exists to do that.
When exactly in this story did she invade Naggarond to get revenge on Morathi for the death of her sister (Malekith's wife)?
After she slapped around Morghur that second time. She went tapping into dark magics to find a permanent answer, then her sister arrived prompting the whole Morathi expedition. I cut Morathi for time - as it derailed the narrative - but the jist of it was that Ariel spared her in exchange for even more dark knowledge. This is what prompted Ariel to have that epic row with Orion and refuse to reincarnate him.
@@codybonds is it really nessesary to kill orion or does he just lose his power during winter and chills his life like the other tree-things and the fire is just a ritual to look cool and waste elf-thing lives
@@thanquolrattenherz9665 its not necessary but its a ritual, probably Orion would die and then they needed to do again the ritual, in the End of Times Orion didnt sacrificed himself just to go to war against Tyrion and all the crazy elves
Cody I really really appreciate the super well done video capture work. Ariel and orians arguement was straight up beautifully cinematic in a glance during battle in engine
That's all House Adanion. I love his work. The only thing I added to this one was the opening shot and the wink.
Making me want that beastmen rework even more
It's never coming
is this warhammer 3? no? then keep waiting
Morghur disagrees.
Guess what?
Oh I know
The first hero noobs guide let's go
Noobs guide to gotrek and felix
It took me longer than it should to connect Ariel gaining a mount if she joined Orions army.....
This whole video was pure gold!
Can't wait for the inevitable Noob's Guide for all the Elf Lords. Every one of them
Wow, I can’t believe they made Moth GF a thing in Warhammer.
Anyways, It was a good decision to make her a “hero.”
🎩
🐍 no step on snek! 🇺🇸🇭🇰
Ha yes the angry butterfly lady that hate rat-men i heard she is more tanky than durthu with the sword of khaine
Why did u sign ur post.
@@KamranMSHoule
Yes.
This is definitely one of your best!
*Greek gods causing problems because they sleep around*
Ariel: Amateurs
The jennifer lopez reference got me cracking
You get a heart for knowing that reference and a tub of Icy-Hot since you're also so old you probably need it too.
honestly, more excited for drycha and coeddil than crazy demigod moth girl
I love that Warhammer characters are all business and no bullshit. This is like if Galadriel was out to KILL. Screw the fellowship I'm taking the ring to Mordor myself and I'll kill every orc, troll, evil man and whatever else gets in my way. And if Orion wants to come along then fine, so long as he knows his place.
My man made the video before the update drops. That's commitment
“Sexy Mothra” lol I love it
A video that's both BEAUTIFUL AND TERRIBLE in its power to make me laugh. Well done good sir!!
You got me at "Ariel went full on carole baskin". This joke won't work in a few years but it got me !
It's a tightrope to hit pop culture humor but not sound dated. Sometimes I just say screw it and go all in on 80s references instead.
Now I feel sad for the Sisters. Now i'm gonna simp harder.
So essentially these are the elves from Dwarf Fortress, but taller.
Dude the dishes ran away with the spoons part had my cracking tf up
I'm kind of disappointed that she didn't get the lord treatment. Sharing a faction with Orion. She's already got everything but the rank
Hm makes joke about Dawi size and questions ability to party...
Thats two in the book in one sentence!
Congratulations, cynical Umgi.
Really like the idea of making the powerful characters a hero so they can make them really powerful. Probably going to do the same for Thanquol.
Fantastic video dude. There are so many great lines in this that I can't pick out one lol 😂
I liked the Carole Baskin anecdote xD
The show is known as 'The great British bake off' over here, I think its changed for American streaming services
It is. But Paul Hollywood's eyes remain dreamy in both versions.
@@codybonds Very true
" You're left with a gaping hole that not even Mandingo can fill " LMFAO!!!! hahahaha
TBH she sounds like a reference to Catherine the great. She overthrew her husband/second cousin for being inept and soft, expanded its borders with conquest, also she made the first state financed higher education institution for women in Europe which could reference her daughters possibly. Also Athel Loren is like a reverse Russia where you don't invade it during the summer.
That Carol Baskins reference was so random and I love it
Nice one. Your captured footage looks great. How do you manage that?
Adanion captured this. But we use the same process. Setting the in-game camera to debug and an fov of 15. Adding Matthews Reshade Preset, with the Alternative Lighting Mod. And then a curves adjustment in Premiere with a touch more saturation so the color pops.
@@codybonds Cool. Thanks for that. I'll have to jot that down somewhere.
Awesome video!! So glad CA went about bringing Ariel into the game. Perfect implementation.
Oh man the wording choices in this video are something to behold.
Well f*** me, just discovered your videos, looks like I’ll be binging for a week now lol
I love you cody bonds because you teach me all the lore about my favorite game.
Your videos enlighten my whole week, glad that you exist Cody!
Literally just wolfed down a turkey/ham sub. I heard the words "a box of Chow Mien from Panda Express", my stomach starts making audible demands.
So Ariel and Orian are just Titania and Oberon essentially.
They are from European mythology the king and queen of the fairies incase anyone was wondering.
You're bang on. For others that recognize the names but can't place them, they're in Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream
Those movie references I catch make me feel smarter than I am.
Thanks for that, and the laugh.
I felt guilty when he mentioned Mandingo and I knew who that is :X
Lore plus alot of star was references equals good video
Can we one day get a lord Kroak and Coeddil noobs guide pls 🥺👉🏻👈🏻
Just went overboard with the groaners this tims
Loved it!!!
The way you said panda express killed me, its like its a cabal of wizards making ancient artifacts instead of a fast food restaurant
Me: I rlly need another noobs guide video to watch..
YT recommended and Cody bonds: Say less.
5:28 Dishes and utensils mixing? Not in my kitchen! 😡
That mount joke made me spit my water on my computer, thanks
Where is the announcement of the winners!?
Still waiting for a Mazdomoundi guide filled with fat jokes
These are amazing! I really hope that you plan on going back to some of the older characters like KrogGar and Aranessa Saltspite.
I was kinda expecting an eyebrow joke, but the heaping pile of innuendos made up for that.
OAK OF AGES! OAK OF AGES! KEEP IT ROLLING! ROCK AND ROLLIN'!
2:35 - spat out my drink god damn hahah
would have been amazing if they got Cate Blanchett to voice Ariel. would make it even more that they are in on the joke as well.
Dont let Alarielle see this video or she might go bonkers to fulfill some stereotype that isnt her current one xD
It's a bit late for that, considering that half the time in my games her AI ends up rushing for the Sword of Khaine.
Love the Noobs guide! Could you do an episode on the Unclean and his monstrous abominations?
Drinking a beastman lord like a milkshake?
Ill write that down for future reference
Best noobs guide by far. Makes me want others remade with this quality XD
this is a good one. but I still ikit claws the best one lol
@@danieldivens1170 ya, ikit claw was really good. I liked all the innuendo throughout this one XD
“This corruption had a name.”
Me: “Balthasar Gelt?”
cats and dogs living together mass hysteria that was the line you was looking for XD
Love your vids dude
I can't wait for Dyacha's noob guide as she is far more intereseting than the twilight sister from my point of view. A bit like Emrik for Eltharion
Her sister was Malekith's wife.
Back when Malekith was the most noble Prince of Nagarythe
That was a great video Cody! But it’s kind of disappointing that you did not mention the fact that her sister Astarille was the wife of Malekith and in his mother Morathi, Ariel had one of the worst in-laws ever!
Elves generally have the worst family feuds in fantasy! 😂😂
I had it written in - but the video was already running long. I want to put Morathi in everything, but she derails the plot of videos.
Okay.....that was very interesting at least no the trees speak insert a language here were harmed in the making
>Ariel cleansed Morghur's taint with the lick of a fiery tongue
oh fuck yes
I'm glad somebody noticed that word play. It's hard to not giggle when recording some of these lines.
It would be pretty cool if Ariel got special animations if she kills Morghur
Also, do a guide on tree daddy Durthu
Did you just make a Mandingo reference uwu
He sure did.
If your open to doing more legendary heroes, I would love a Lord Kroak Noobs guide (even tho you already did Gor-Rok)
"When women taste power they go mad with it. "
Can confirm, seen it more than i can count.
Oh my god I'm an idiot, originally I thought the trailer they showed was more of a Stranger Things reference. If curious as to what I mean I can post a link below and you can scroll down and read the reasoning behind it, but getting back to the original point the trailer might have had 2 references. One being what I mentioned, the second being Godzilla, more importantly Mothra. The twin sisters, Mothra only ever answered to the twins in the older Godzilla films and even the newer one Godzilla King of the Monsters had a small reference to this as well in some regard. But Mothra was always seen as the protector of nature. Godzilla has teamed up with Mothra from time to time and listening to the dragon's roar. I'm probably going to have to amend that post slightly now that Cory Bonds dropped that reference. I get it was more likely a joke, but recalling certain details of the trailer after seeing this it's looking more and more there may have been more then one as I thought. And considering the Warden and Paunch trailer had 2 it's slightly more possible.
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Pretty colors
This video has more references than a doctoral thesis
I like to imagine that instead of a bunch of cats inside her tree she just has a shitload of lamps everywhere.
I like to believe she is deep into facebook science.
Me playing as Clan skryre nuking literally all of Athel Loren : LOL
Does she definitely spawn when your settlement reaches 100 health? In my campaign I completed the first Heal Forest mission but she never spawned.
As the sisters?
@@codybonds Yes. I have the Witchwood on about 130 health now, and I'm working on confederating with Oreon.
I guess a mod might have messed up the script, but I only have cosmetic mods so I thought it would be pretty safe.
Its 27 turns in, so I'd like to know if its bugged before I go any further and then restart.
@@TheAtlasReview Have you been doing the sisters' story quests? It's possible they've changed the trigger
@@codybonds I have one story quest to go before I get their forest dragon, which will be the end of that quest chain. The forest healing mission I finished definitely listed Ariel as one of the completion rewards though.
I tried loading back in and ending a turn with all mods disabled, but no late trigger there either.
@@TheAtlasReview check the hero recruitment panel, she may not automatically spawn
man i loved the ending message...