Warhammer Fact(For those who missed Live Chat): N'Kari has claimed to have lain with Malekiths Mom on Several Occasions. Even telling malekith that he might be N'Kari's kid. Also, when Malekith was in control of N'kari, N'kari took the form of a female elf, of course N'Kari was into this and the fact that Malekith was an Elf who's talking actually meant something. Thank you Mr. Bonds!
also during N'kari's time as Malekith's salve-demon , Morathi came to Malekith and gave him a dressing-down (a reprimand) for summoning and controlling of N'Kari .
I think it’s interesting how many of Slaanesh’s demons have occasional characteristics of crabs. Crabs are seen by some as the perfect end of evolution, as many other animal species slowly but slowly evolve features of crabs as they continue to “perfect” themselves. Pretty cool symbolism for the god of perfection.
It's also meant to represent a scorpion (i.e. the claws of a scorpion, the barbed tail of a scorpion seen on Fiends, etc) and it shows the "hidden" danger and venom of seeking perfection/excess at all costs.
It's been a while and it's definitely an out of date save at this point, but in my last N'kari campaign, I'd gotten him the Sword of Khaine for obvious reasons. The end result was over 2k weapon strength that didn't give a damn about armor, 120 speed if I recall correctly, melee stats through the roof, and most importantly, through a combination of the fully charged Widowmaker and some really good magical items, 60% ward save on top of the innate physical resistance. No force on the map could put the breaks on that train.
I feel the one big mistake most people get when it comes to the whole "Huh, Slaanesh is cool... I'd woship them because sex is good..." is that BDSM is not depraved. Slaanesh is a god of depraved hedonism. Of literally doing the things you love so much, you start to gain no pleasure from it, so seek ever more elated versions of it. It might 'start' nice... But soon, the sex you enjoyed so much would start to seem dull and you would look for new ways to enhance it. It quickly turns into becoming the most depraved and heinous of acts you can possibly think of. Think of the entire prison population for sexual offences and they are (mostly...) the low-mid level degrees of the shit that Slaanesh would start to demand and their followers would blindly follow in the pursuit of pleasure. A huge portion of it would become stuff that the average person simply can't even comprehend. The Horus Heresy book Fulgrim shows the descent into complete depravity well. Though being space marines there's no real focus on sex, more the corruption of beauty and perfection. Including one scene where a painter starts to use the decaying corpse of a human he killed and stuffed into a barrel to 'ferment' to paint 'the most perfect thing he's ever painted'. Highly recommended read. So no... Slaanesh is not a 'cool' god to follow. If anything, Slaanesh is one of the worst chaos gods when it comes to morality.
Why are you so good at making videos about perverse twisted individuals? I mean I guess they have the most material to work with. I mean jesus the unending onslaught of pure puns thrown this video Glorious
"Would you kill for that promotion?" That sounds more like a Tzeentch thing. After all. Tzeech is the Chaos God of Schemes and Progress. So, if you want to progress yourself upward and get those promotions to the top. Well, got to scheme and plot to get there. Meanwhile, Slaanesh version of this question: "How many Bosses would you sleep with at one time to get that promotion? And then how long do you take in enjoying their pain and suffering if you are denied that promotion?" All because Slaanesh is all about the sensations of everything to the extreme. Love, hate, pain, and noise.
I mean all chaos gods are about progress and schemes due to their cults. Slaanesh progresses through torture, khorne through a battlefield, nurgles infections progress through the lands
@@BovineIntervention And it was all according to Tzeench's grand plan. Never sleep on Tzeench. He is the one with the real power. Even if he is a need and can't win while cheating at a children's card game (I miss TTS).
Comparing N'Kari's size to the average humans stood in combat, N'Kari is at least 15ft tall, maybe even 20ft tall. Definitely a lot more than 9ft tall.
I'm not even on the mohs scale at this point. This video would make Throt consider head and shoulders and Grom lose his appetite. Mission accomplished Mr Bonds.
0:48 and ya know what I’m not disappointed in the slightest with my vote Also kudos to you for making a dick joke that Austin Powers had. Gets me every time
I had kinda forgot about the game for a while, this revived my excitement (no not that one), so i went and cheque the price on steam and would you look at that, a sale on the base game and all the dlc! Aaaaaaaand it still cost almost 300 dollars with all the races.... Imma head back out now... Can't wait for enough big companies dying so they finaly learn the sweet spot in the greed meter
Imagine crying about the price of 3 AAA games and like 40 DLCs that you don't even need. Warhammer 1 & 2 were on sale months ago for 25$ and vermintine went f2p before the release of dark tide which is on sale for 30$ last I checked.
@@BovineIntervention "that you don't even need" Its a fantasy world with one of the most diverse cast of races, and a whole lot of insanely cool mechanic to back it up... And you expect me to just "not" want it all? But if i want to have the complete experience of this amazing game, i'll have to shell out hundreds of dollars. Lmao wtf is this, a few years ago we all had our torchs at the sight of a 100 dollars package, now i'm beeing gaslit for not beeing rich enough to PLAY A GAME? xD I know the game is good but cut the copium, thats a waste of money for most people, especialy in these times.
at first I thought the image in n'kari's eyes was kryton of red dwarf then i re-watched that bit and paused on that bit and noticed it was pinhead from hellraiser
Warhammer Fact(For those who missed Live Chat): N'Kari has claimed to have lain with Malekiths Mom on Several Occasions. Even telling malekith that he might be N'Kari's kid. Also, when Malekith was in control of N'kari, N'kari took the form of a female elf, of course N'Kari was into this and the fact that Malekith was an Elf who's talking actually meant something. Thank you Mr. Bonds!
Now I’m imagining N’kari and Malekith shit talking each other like they’re in a Call of duty lobby
Source pls
@@Alexander59059 'I did it with your mum!'
'Silence, bottom!'
also during N'kari's time as Malekith's salve-demon , Morathi came to Malekith and gave him a dressing-down (a reprimand) for summoning and controlling of N'Kari .
@@devilsmessanger
I bet she was just Jealous it wasn’t her
Take a shot for every innuendo mentioned or 'suggested' in this video. Cody went all out on this one.
Woah now. Let’s not put anybody in the hospital.
@@codybonds I think anything stronger than some hard cider would put someone in the *morgue* with how often you managed to pull it off in this video.
@@codybonds You’re right…how about a rehab center?
@@codybonds luckily, my British liver kept me going 😂🍻
...ish 😵💫
@@codybondsthe excess of the drinking pleases Slaanesh
I think it’s interesting how many of Slaanesh’s demons have occasional characteristics of crabs. Crabs are seen by some as the perfect end of evolution, as many other animal species slowly but slowly evolve features of crabs as they continue to “perfect” themselves. Pretty cool symbolism for the god of perfection.
Pretty crab, if you ask me.
Also "crab" disease.
It's also meant to represent a scorpion (i.e. the claws of a scorpion, the barbed tail of a scorpion seen on Fiends, etc) and it shows the "hidden" danger and venom of seeking perfection/excess at all costs.
I guarantee you they did not make this aesthetic decision based off the inaccurate "everything evolves to crab" meme.
Only arthropods have a tendency to evolve into “crabs” and even that is innacurate
There are 89+ Legendary Lords.
43/89 Noob's Guide's have been done by Cody.
only 46+ to go. Half way there.
Give us MOAR !!!
89+ Legendary Lords currently and by the looks of the road map, plenty more to come, so strap in since this will be a long series.
@@calebtesfaye3925 yay!
That Austin powers reference was pure glory.
Yes! Someone else got it! 😂
I am kinda impressed that Cody managed to get this video done and uploaded without RUclips Guidelines taking out a contract on him!
The madman has finally done it. Cody, I need this in it's raw form bro. Don't hold back.
Anything else would just be un-slaaneshi
Ay yo what the fu##
It's been a while and it's definitely an out of date save at this point, but in my last N'kari campaign, I'd gotten him the Sword of Khaine for obvious reasons. The end result was over 2k weapon strength that didn't give a damn about armor, 120 speed if I recall correctly, melee stats through the roof, and most importantly, through a combination of the fully charged Widowmaker and some really good magical items, 60% ward save on top of the innate physical resistance. No force on the map could put the breaks on that train.
120? How about 250 speed? Truly the lightning strike!
Didn’t know Cody could sound quite so sinister as he did at the end there XD
“Time to bring the world to its knees. And then the real fun begins.”
That was a golden delivering.
slaanesh has pervaded this man's soul to the point that any suspicious link or email sends him into a sensory frenzy and he simply loses control
Did not expect to see Flick-The-Thief’s work.
It's only fitting in this context
@@bone_zoner True. Still caught me off guard. Still it was a “appropriate” art compared to his other work. Which I’ve only heard about *cough*
I think currently Nkari is the only race/faction that can communicate with all factions diplomatically
Aren't ogres also a true neutral faction as well?
@@JamesW609 I believe other chaos mono auto declare war on everyone? Not sure if that changed
@@Lyserus It changed when it was deemed too obnoxious of a mechanic to have everyone you meet instantly send waves of units after you
That austin powers reference deserves an award im just flabberghasted at how good that was.
Bonus points for using the Disney Princess Slaanesh picture 1:43 .
"A large, veiny-
-shaft"
made me cackle
Na'Kari: "What would you do.... for a Klondike bar?"
Simps: **"Everything!!!"**
You sir have a way with words. One of your cleverest written videos yet imo
Really good job with this one Cody! It was really entertaining! 😁
2:33 - "Determined to circle their rim and make a job of licking that donut for all it was worth."
Bruh... 🤣
5:28 The Austin Powers section deserves to be its own video.
I feel the one big mistake most people get when it comes to the whole "Huh, Slaanesh is cool... I'd woship them because sex is good..." is that BDSM is not depraved. Slaanesh is a god of depraved hedonism. Of literally doing the things you love so much, you start to gain no pleasure from it, so seek ever more elated versions of it. It might 'start' nice... But soon, the sex you enjoyed so much would start to seem dull and you would look for new ways to enhance it. It quickly turns into becoming the most depraved and heinous of acts you can possibly think of.
Think of the entire prison population for sexual offences and they are (mostly...) the low-mid level degrees of the shit that Slaanesh would start to demand and their followers would blindly follow in the pursuit of pleasure. A huge portion of it would become stuff that the average person simply can't even comprehend.
The Horus Heresy book Fulgrim shows the descent into complete depravity well. Though being space marines there's no real focus on sex, more the corruption of beauty and perfection. Including one scene where a painter starts to use the decaying corpse of a human he killed and stuffed into a barrel to 'ferment' to paint 'the most perfect thing he's ever painted'. Highly recommended read.
So no... Slaanesh is not a 'cool' god to follow. If anything, Slaanesh is one of the worst chaos gods when it comes to morality.
Fuckin' hell when he penetrated the elven statue I damn near spurt cola out my nose, brilliant job Cody xD
It's funnier at 0.25x
2:23 Cody: what would you do for a million dollars?
Klondike, crying: It should have been ME, not him. ME!!!
While watching this I imagined N’kari doing the M3AGAN dance and now that image is never leaving my head…
Why are you so good at making videos about perverse twisted individuals? I mean I guess they have the most material to work with. I mean jesus the unending onslaught of pure puns thrown this video
Glorious
Dude, I remember seeing the nipple through the fuzz and warped images.
Love the clever innuendo throughout. Top-tier guide sir 🙏
2:20 did anyone else think he was gonna say klondike bar.
Honestly this is my favorite campaign from the demons. Playing pokemon with elves, beastmen, and humans is fun
That Austin Powers reference hahaha, this was a master piece.
this has been your best video ever and they're all great. well done sir.
Only Slaanesh knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop
Or how long till it gets shoved into some place that isn't a mouth. Or how long till it gets painful
Let us pray this doesn’t get age restricted
Why did I watch this at work. coworker came in during the queen scene
1980s music videos. The people who made them are all retired and they’ll still NSFW.
One of the most legendary you've made, especially that innuendo wordplay
This is absolutely golden thank you for brightening my day up 😆
Honestly that Austin powers reference was gold, thats why we love ya cody.
Love the little details like the poll flopping on screen like a dick etc. Its a small thing but it goes a long way.
Quality as always!
Getting the meat physics right on that took actual effort.
@@codybonds "Meat Physics"
N’kari, when I said “f*ck the elves” this isn’t what I meant…
But I’ll take it
5% pleasure, 50% pain, 100% the reason that N'kari came.
The amount of innuendos in this video made my head spin lol
How many innuendo's do we want?
Cody: "yes"
Ah yes, I know exactly how to play him now. Knees, insert corruption, profit.
Brilliant banging video! Cannot wait to see the sweet life's edgy arrow boy next. Thanks as always mister bond.
"Would you kill for that promotion?"
That sounds more like a Tzeentch thing. After all. Tzeech is the Chaos God of Schemes and Progress. So, if you want to progress yourself upward and get those promotions to the top. Well, got to scheme and plot to get there.
Meanwhile, Slaanesh version of this question: "How many Bosses would you sleep with at one time to get that promotion? And then how long do you take in enjoying their pain and suffering if you are denied that promotion?" All because Slaanesh is all about the sensations of everything to the extreme. Love, hate, pain, and noise.
until Tzeench for no reason turns you into Chaos-spawn, just for kicks ...
@@devilsmessanger Oh, come now. Tzeench always has a reason. You may not get that reason. Tzeench has a plan, Tzeench always has a plan.
@@devilsmessanger > Turns you into chaos spawn
> "Just as planned."
> Refuses to elaborate
> leaves.
I mean all chaos gods are about progress and schemes due to their cults. Slaanesh progresses through torture, khorne through a battlefield, nurgles infections progress through the lands
@@BovineIntervention And it was all according to Tzeench's grand plan. Never sleep on Tzeench. He is the one with the real power. Even if he is a need and can't win while cheating at a children's card game (I miss TTS).
very well done. everything one could hope for in a slaanesh guide
I have to admit, when you started with "What WOULD you do-" I was expecting to hear, "-for a Klondike bar?"
It’s funny so many people posted this. It’s a joke I kick myself for not thinking of, likely as I’ve never liked Klondike bars.
@@codybondscan always save that one for later
I’m making an kitbash model of a Keeper of Secrets that is morbidity Obese and on a golden chariot named Gluttigus the Devourer.
Hedonism Bot IRL
oh god I think Slanessh has already taken me, before i even got to the part in the title saying who the guide was for I misread Noob for Boob
Ze Lady preserve me from such depravity.
Comparing N'Kari's size to the average humans stood in combat, N'Kari is at least 15ft tall, maybe even 20ft tall.
Definitely a lot more than 9ft tall.
Cody, this is the best video you've ever made I feel.
One shot for every innuendo, if you didn't get a alcoholic coma you didn't pay attention
Ending with an announcement of the next Legendary Lord is a nice touch.
I'm not even on the mohs scale at this point. This video would make Throt consider head and shoulders and Grom lose his appetite. Mission accomplished Mr Bonds.
One of your Best
0:48 and ya know what I’m not disappointed in the slightest with my vote
Also kudos to you for making a dick joke that Austin Powers had. Gets me every time
Goodbye Horses should be N'kari's themesong.
One of your best. Loved it!
Ive been waiting for this delightful video! finally the Slaanesh vid~
God tier Austin powers tribute
Thanks for another awesome video!
(5:31) Nice Austin Powers Joke & Reference. Been a Long AF Time, since I last watched it.
That Austin Powers reference is gold
Just googling N’Kari puts you on an FBI watchlist
1:40 omg where can I find that fanart it looks so cool
missed the chance to say "Welcome to a nudes guide..."
Wow, you really worked the shaft on this character.
The Dark Prince will be pleased!
This is a very cursed video. Good work.
How do you get nkari to be the white version you see at like 1:30??
That austin powers bit haha
8:38 by the emperor what is that?
Hell yeah, been waiting for quite a while now!
Respect for the Austin Powers bit on the flying Johnson.
2:20: No, it's 'who would you do for 1 million dollars?'
Yeah baby! This is what we've been waiting for!
Pure gold! Keep it up!
I had kinda forgot about the game for a while, this revived my excitement (no not that one), so i went and cheque the price on steam and would you look at that, a sale on the base game and all the dlc! Aaaaaaaand it still cost almost 300 dollars with all the races.... Imma head back out now... Can't wait for enough big companies dying so they finaly learn the sweet spot in the greed meter
Immortal Empires only requires the base game now; no need to buy everything everywhere all at once.
Imagine crying about the price of 3 AAA games and like 40 DLCs that you don't even need. Warhammer 1 & 2 were on sale months ago for 25$ and vermintine went f2p before the release of dark tide which is on sale for 30$ last I checked.
@@BovineIntervention "that you don't even need" Its a fantasy world with one of the most diverse cast of races, and a whole lot of insanely cool mechanic to back it up... And you expect me to just "not" want it all? But if i want to have the complete experience of this amazing game, i'll have to shell out hundreds of dollars. Lmao wtf is this, a few years ago we all had our torchs at the sight of a 100 dollars package, now i'm beeing gaslit for not beeing rich enough to PLAY A GAME? xD I know the game is good but cut the copium, thats a waste of money for most people, especialy in these times.
The Slaanesh campaign is funny because CA is willing to be a lot more sexually explicit than GW usually wants to.
Finally SOMEONE does an actually great job with a Slaanesh video
IT HAS BEGUN!!!!!!!
3:25
Why did he edit the sword to- nooo
Call my therapist, tell him he's a rich man.
Loved the Silence of the Lambs reference there 👌
Fun Fact: N'Kari and Fulgrim are canonically lovers.
Nkari is allll over that primarch
Fulgrimussy getting clapped
I have to take a cold shower after this video
See a doctor if your excitement doesn’t fade after 3 hours. Or … you know … just watch it again.
@@codybonds update watched it again it is purple now what do I do
Fantastic work!
I gotta wonder what the fam thought of you going all innuendo mode for this. The older fam of course.
There is no way in the warp that this episode was monetized.
5:30 You're welcome
at long last ! thank you Cody !
5:30 AH THE REFRESHING MEMORIES
at first I thought the image in n'kari's eyes was kryton of red dwarf then i re-watched that bit and paused on that bit and noticed it was pinhead from hellraiser
You outdid yourself here. Bloody hilarious.
Put on goodbye horses and got to work, I’m wheezing
love the autsin powers reference, a man of class i see
"As Slaanesh chosen genital..." I properly did not misheard that.
I loved the austin powers reference! 😂❤
Brave of you to assume that Slaanesh would have a safe word.
@Cody Bonds
I assume that guy is a scammer, eh?
Another work of art 💕