"dear arkhan. i would never murder someone for asking for money. luckily you are already dead so it doesn't count as murder. p.s. i memorized explosive -runes- undercity today"
I like the idea of trying to play a campaign as one of the evil factions, while trying to stay on good terms with everyone around you and only taking land in defensive wars.
thats the most chaotic shit i have ever seen in total warhammer. french dudes with woodelf units, highelves leaving their god forsaken donut to fight on french turf vs the rat angels and then arkhan just casually walking by and taking some french turf for himself xD lord have mercy you have a talent for creating the most ridiculus shit.
20:28 when he said that i imagined a montage of ikit and archaon brutally killing things and doing lines of warpstones together while that one song that goes "wouldnt it be nice to be together" plays in the background
One of the upgrades for Warp Grinders gives them the ability 'Witness Me!' with an appropiate tooltip talking about Horned Rat riding on a shiny Doomwheel, so your comparison is very apt.
Dwarves hate the elves and want to cut down their beloved trees that they’d set aside their differences and work with Skaven for it. Honestly believable lore
@14:28 this is what happens when the AI sees your ambush and would take the fight, but only if it wasn't an ambush. The AI can see player ambush locations before they are revealed, and much of the time when the player actually gets an ambush, the AI chose to walk into it. The AI knew *exactly* how close it could get without triggering the ambush and wants that fight in non-ambush.
I stopped bothering to get Doomwheels because they would constantly be the only unit killed when trying to auto-resolve. A lot of the time every single other unit would be basically full health afterwards, except for the Doomwheels just getting wiped out. Super annoying.
Autoresolve has a massive hate boner for single entities. It really sucks for using them outside of doomstacks or having to manually battle everything.
@@rhysgoodwin9928 I don't like them, though. When playing manually, they tend to underperform, they are more expensive and you can't refill them with your post-battle option. They have a ranged attack that doesn't deal a lot of damage. They suck vs large entities. So, the Doomflayers basically fit the same niche, but IMO perform it better (they will decimate infantry way faster than doomies)
Wow creative assembly, depicting Catalonians as skavens ,plus depicting all the Extremadura and Castilla la mancha region as beastman you've sneaked that one under the radar for years
“To win win without fighting-killing is what shaven slaves are for for.” -Ratzoo “Now me me has become death, destroyer of surface-world.” -Rattenhiemer “How I stopped-quit worrying and learned to love love the warpstone.” -Dr. Strangeclaw
This is basically the plot of Pixar's Ratatouille with a few minor embellishments. Edit: 22:20 Gate bug in the player's favour? Must be a new addition to the Forbidden Workshop.
Chariots got a buff a few months back... skeleton chariots really benefited... high unit count plus their mass buff upto 1200... they hit hard now. You should make a video and redeem the tomb kings!
Great work! I would love to see you play a vampire counts campaign using only units from the 5th edition army book, which was the first vampire counts army book ;)
"Hello, I am arkhan the black, we have not met before, but I require 20000 dollars, rodent, it would be unwise to refuse."
"dear arkhan. i would never murder someone for asking for money. luckily you are already dead so it doesn't count as murder. p.s. i memorized explosive -runes- undercity today"
Tbf, that's pretty much Arkhan in a nutshell.
Oh no, I've received messengers from "Khemrian kings" asking for large sums of money before...I ain't falling for that again.
Zelensky the black
Social skills 📈
As a French viewer, I had a good time.
As an elf hater, I had an even better time
why do you all hate elfs?
@@rosalina2938 why not?
@@schischkrote cause they are hot.
@@rosalina2938the ears, moqtly
hey I like Elfs and French and zerkovich leaves me no peace
did we just watch archaon commit the end times in the background of this video? 😂
Yes. He actually commit.
Skaven…
Allied with dwarfs…
This is truly the weirdest play though I have ever seen. I am not exaggerating. A skaven army with dwarf gyrocopters.
they fit the tech style in an army with doomwheels perfectly though. alliance based on asthetics.
And with French elves
I like the idea of trying to play a campaign as one of the evil factions, while trying to stay on good terms with everyone around you and only taking land in defensive wars.
I've allied with the Tzarina as Throgg before, my proudest achievement
Stunted, hairy, tech obsessed, smelly, unhinged, burrowing...
Skaven 🤝 Dawi
Putting aside their differences to hate on elves
Hating on elves is the glue that holds the peoples of the warhammer world together
😑 < Ikit: "No, NO!! Elf thing called us sh--sh---shorttt!"
".....!!!!SHORTTTT!!!"> :🤬 Belgar < "Then there shall be.... A RECKONING!!!"
Ikit👏🏾😈 < ....Yes....yesssss....works every time!"
Orion & Teclis
🤬 😒
@@nellioclark7571 "Miniscule?" That's goin' in the book!
Please don’t post my picture at the beginning of the video. As an American, my feelings are delicate.
Got me so sad I tried to walk away but I accidentally tripped over one of my fat rolls
@@pandaman__You can walk? I have to move everywhere on my mobility scooter.
Same bro
@@crusader2412 you rascal, you.
@@crusader2412 'cries in heart attack'
thats the most chaotic shit i have ever seen in total warhammer. french dudes with woodelf units, highelves leaving their god forsaken donut to fight on french turf vs the rat angels and then arkhan just casually walking by and taking some french turf for himself xD lord have mercy you have a talent for creating the most ridiculus shit.
You forgot Archeon bringing in the end times in the background of this video😂
Bretonians: What you have over there?
Ikit with gyrocopters: Sky bikes Yes Yes
You are missing important point here.
Those rats are Italians.
Those are nuclear-crack-powered Vespas.
French elves... Frelves.
That one warrants several pages in the book.
"Show me the Frenchmen not the American" Roasted harder than a South African braai.
"WELL AT LEAST OUR SCHOOLS"
0:41 Now THAT is the happiest Skaven i have ever seen 🤣. Little dude got to open his Xmas present early 🤣 🤣
20:28 when he said that i imagined a montage of ikit and archaon brutally killing things and doing lines of warpstones together while that one song that goes "wouldnt it be nice to be together" plays in the background
Even when he isn't actively trying to kill elves, the stupid knife ears still decide to commit suicide via Zerkovich.
Zerkocide
Finally, Biker Mice from Skavenblight!
the wheels taking more damage kinda makes sense since the main reason a lot of people put Ikit on a flayer is because it will make him harder to hit
How casually you just disregarded the scariest Tomb King lord in the game "hes not french or an elf, thats good i guess"
''pimp my ride forbidden workshop edition''
Bro just casually started playing as Mad Max in Total War game
One of the upgrades for Warp Grinders gives them the ability 'Witness Me!' with an appropiate tooltip talking about Horned Rat riding on a shiny Doomwheel, so your comparison is very apt.
Ikit Claw leading a biker gang is both amazing and terrifying at the same time
0:14 LOL, you piker
Are we the baddies? Beautifull reference to that skitt 🤣
Elves and the French could it get any worse?
Yeah, imagine they ate english food !
Dwarves hate the elves and want to cut down their beloved trees that they’d set aside their differences and work with Skaven for it. Honestly believable lore
Them archaon stacks flooding France from the empire that they had taken was a thing of beauty 😂
The elves getting their just desserts! Clearly a merry Christmas for all.
"French Elves, I can't think of anything worse"
nidhogg, chill, that was 1000 years ago.
Um. Do you know what the Lady is?
Yes, these French are serving...an elf.
That made us laugh😂, you bastard of roast beef, Merry Xmas From France fellow neighbor ! For ze Lady
Biker Mice from Mars: Total War😁
That opening joke is so on point. Hahaha.
Zerk asked for a new High Elf army for Christmas
@14:28 this is what happens when the AI sees your ambush and would take the fight, but only if it wasn't an ambush. The AI can see player ambush locations before they are revealed, and much of the time when the player actually gets an ambush, the AI chose to walk into it. The AI knew *exactly* how close it could get without triggering the ambush and wants that fight in non-ambush.
Another Zerkovich gem. A cocktail of madness and tactical acumen.
actually a hidden game mechanic that the dwarfs hate the elves and gladly ally with dirty rats over it.
I'm not sure if that's supposed to be a Biker Mice from Mars reference or not. ok it is.
The 90's were mentioned.
I'm always shocked when I'm reminded I did not make up "Biker Mice from Mars".
I stopped bothering to get Doomwheels because they would constantly be the only unit killed when trying to auto-resolve. A lot of the time every single other unit would be basically full health afterwards, except for the Doomwheels just getting wiped out. Super annoying.
Autoresolve has a massive hate boner for single entities. It really sucks for using them outside of doomstacks or having to manually battle everything.
@@rhysgoodwin9928 I don't like them, though. When playing manually, they tend to underperform, they are more expensive and you can't refill them with your post-battle option.
They have a ranged attack that doesn't deal a lot of damage. They suck vs large entities. So, the Doomflayers basically fit the same niche, but IMO perform it better (they will decimate infantry way faster than doomies)
I found out about your channel few days ago and I think I have been watching the videos nonstop, great content, amazing humor, nice job, love it!
hey now, founding father nurgle loves his children 😂merry christmas to you all!
9:00 Oak of Ages and King's Glade don't border each other, that's the problem
Wow creative assembly, depicting Catalonians as skavens ,plus depicting all the Extremadura and Castilla la mancha region as beastman
you've sneaked that one under the radar for years
*Anytime Zerk decides on a challenge* Bretonians: "Aw shit, here we go again".
Yes-Yes. Biker Skaven
from mars?
When did Zerk turn from a few jokes in his older videos to full on dark insulting humor ?
“To win win without fighting-killing is what shaven slaves are for for.”
-Ratzoo
“Now me me has become death, destroyer of surface-world.”
-Rattenhiemer
“How I stopped-quit worrying and learned to love love the warpstone.”
-Dr. Strangeclaw
I really want to see a Grom the Paunch chariot/roller gang riding side by side with an Ikit Doom wheel/flayer gang
Mad Max 😂
Biker Mice From Mars is truly a blast from the past.
Hellpits angels was such a nice touch and name!
Thanks!
This is basically the plot of Pixar's Ratatouille with a few minor embellishments.
Edit: 22:20 Gate bug in the player's favour? Must be a new addition to the Forbidden Workshop.
Helicopters are called 'choppers' and so are motorcycles so... Checkmate!
Never knew I'd be watching biker mice from Mars in 2025. Recreated in total warhammer.
Someone with pointy ears who says "Bonjour", is the stuff of nightmares
I love to watch special sound which you are doing during saying "elfs". Pure love 😂❤
Saw the title pop up in my notifications and immediately had to see what the world this was about. Hilarious as always
Nuclear rats from the greatest depths
From the producers of Biker Mice from mars
Biker Mice from Mars, wow that really took me back!!!!
Take your biker gang down to the tomb lords for some fun Mad Max action.
This video was fantastic. I needed this more than I realized. Thank you for the laughs!
Campaign idea take control off elf donut as skrag. Its all most look like the maw.
As an American: We are more like the Great Unclean One, than a Beast of Nurgle.
I lost it at "the french elfs" 😂
Now I've got to wonder if they ever wrote in a Biker Mice From Mars reference in any of the Skaven lore... Time to delve TWO wikis!
This is not the use of vocabulary I'd expect to see on Christmas Eve. But I'm here for it!
The best 30 sec start in a video in a long time
A great christmas gift thanks for the great video again!
BikerRats from Skavenblight, would be an awesome series.
god zerkov, i love your humor and editing!
also: happy holidays wherever you are!!
Maneater with Maneaters only campaign, eating all of the men (of Kislev and/or the Empire)?
People may laugh, but a well-cooked baguette can be very sharp!
French Elves is a horror I did not need to know about, Z...
First time I see Archaon getting that south in a campaing
Life imitates art because Paris is actually overrun with rats.
As an American, how you get my post McDonalds face? Damn youuuuu Zerk!!!!!
First time in recorded history AI Archaon is an actual threat and doesn't just die to some random faction on turn 20
16:38 oh look an Englishman retreating! 😮
(Still love you and your videos Zerk)
Love from a Fr*nchman❤
Ok what is that metal music sample 0:41 (also i think its the same you used with Gorich tudududududu)
Pretty sure that's from Doom eternal or doom 2016
Biker Mice from Mars reboot looks fun
As an American, I am fake offended.
I'm much more an ogre. I at least take showers and wipe my ass, sir.
As a French American, I am doubly in love with you Zerk.
Videos was nice as always, also the english being rats is quite lore accurate !!
(Muhaha)
Cheers from france, and merry chrismas everyone ! 😉
0:15 Good one Zerk, definitely got a laugh out of this American.
rly love seeing more manual battles then auto resolve. great video zerkboi
Spiff would be proud of this campaign.
Your intro is brilliant!
Hoping CA is paying you well for that 😀
Alone this Christmas eve, this will keep me company! Thanks zerk :))
I'm here for you, bro
Well that’s made my Christmas mate. Thanks :)
You are not alone in your hatred of elves, brother.
Greatings from a french fan :) As allways nice content.
I wish happy end of year hollyday to every elf haters , and others too
As a french , this is pure gold
Thanks for the upload on christmas Zerk!
Chariots got a buff a few months back... skeleton chariots really benefited... high unit count plus their mass buff upto 1200... they hit hard now. You should make a video and redeem the tomb kings!
First, france. Next, MARS!
I’m more surprised he didn’t have to fight beast man for the first 10-15 turns😔
As a french, i Understand the quota, dont worry. Skaven is our true master
Great work!
I would love to see you play a vampire counts campaign using only units from the 5th edition army book, which was the first vampire counts army book ;)
I know it takes a while to get, but id love to see a Norsca mammoth only run
Who else wants a remake of Biker Mice from Mars after watching this?
Rats are going for French cheese !
I loved Biker Mice from Mars!!!