"dear arkhan. i would never murder someone for asking for money. luckily you are already dead so it doesn't count as murder. p.s. i memorized explosive -runes- undercity today"
I like the idea of trying to play a campaign as one of the evil factions, while trying to stay on good terms with everyone around you and only taking land in defensive wars.
thats the most chaotic shit i have ever seen in total warhammer. french dudes with woodelf units, highelves leaving their god forsaken donut to fight on french turf vs the rat angels and then arkhan just casually walking by and taking some french turf for himself xD lord have mercy you have a talent for creating the most ridiculus shit.
20:28 when he said that i imagined a montage of ikit and archaon brutally killing things and doing lines of warpstones together while that one song that goes "wouldnt it be nice to be together" plays in the background
One of the upgrades for Warp Grinders gives them the ability 'Witness Me!' with an appropiate tooltip talking about Horned Rat riding on a shiny Doomwheel, so your comparison is very apt.
I stopped bothering to get Doomwheels because they would constantly be the only unit killed when trying to auto-resolve. A lot of the time every single other unit would be basically full health afterwards, except for the Doomwheels just getting wiped out. Super annoying.
Autoresolve has a massive hate boner for single entities. It really sucks for using them outside of doomstacks or having to manually battle everything.
Wow creative assembly, depicting Catalonians as skavens ,plus depicting all the Extremadura and Castilla la mancha region as beastman you've sneaked that one under the radar for years
@14:28 this is what happens when the AI sees your ambush and would take the fight, but only if it wasn't an ambush. The AI can see player ambush locations before they are revealed, and much of the time when the player actually gets an ambush, the AI chose to walk into it. The AI knew *exactly* how close it could get without triggering the ambush and wants that fight in non-ambush.
Chariots got a buff a few months back... skeleton chariots really benefited... high unit count plus their mass buff upto 1200... they hit hard now. You should make a video and redeem the tomb kings!
"Are we the bad guys?" Well considering the High Elves represent the British Empire and the relentless invasion of France, it's difficult not to draw some conclusions 😅 Also i am French and watched the whole video. I had a good laugh.
9:40 Bro, you don't know about Biker Mice from Mars? Was it all Doctor Who on sunday morning or somethin? Edit: 3 minutes later you prove me wrong, gg. Still should have named an army after em though!
0:35 and 3, drinking Yorkshire Gold tea, mf. I ain't british ethnically, nationally or whatever, and even I drink Yorkshire Gold (i get it from a buck-tooth smuggler near my village hidden in the Carpathian Mountains.)
As an wood elves enjoyer, I think it is much better to hate some fictional races, than real humans. Sooo go on and have fun with it. 😅 Are the French humans?
"Hello, I am arkhan the black, we have not met before, but I require 20000 dollars, rodent, it would be unwise to refuse."
"dear arkhan. i would never murder someone for asking for money. luckily you are already dead so it doesn't count as murder. p.s. i memorized explosive -runes- undercity today"
Tbf, that's pretty much Arkhan in a nutshell.
Oh no, I've received messengers from "Khemrian kings" asking for large sums of money before...I ain't falling for that again.
Zelensky the black
Social skills 📈
As a French viewer, I had a good time.
As an elf hater, I had an even better time
why do you all hate elfs?
@@rosalina2938 why not?
@@schischkrote cause they are hot.
Skaven…
Allied with dwarfs…
This is truly the weirdest play though I have ever seen. I am not exaggerating. A skaven army with dwarf gyrocopters.
they fit the tech style in an army with doomwheels perfectly though. alliance based on asthetics.
And with French elves
I like the idea of trying to play a campaign as one of the evil factions, while trying to stay on good terms with everyone around you and only taking land in defensive wars.
did we just watch archaon commit the end times in the background of this video? 😂
You are missing important point here.
Those rats are Italians.
Those are nuclear-crack-powered Vespas.
thats the most chaotic shit i have ever seen in total warhammer. french dudes with woodelf units, highelves leaving their god forsaken donut to fight on french turf vs the rat angels and then arkhan just casually walking by and taking some french turf for himself xD lord have mercy you have a talent for creating the most ridiculus shit.
Skaven 🤝 Dawi
Putting aside their differences to hate on elves
Hating on elves is the glue that holds the peoples of the warhammer world together
0:41 Now THAT is the happiest Skaven i have ever seen 🤣. Little dude got to open his Xmas present early 🤣 🤣
"Show me the Frenchmen not the American" Roasted harder than a South African braai.
20:28 when he said that i imagined a montage of ikit and archaon brutally killing things and doing lines of warpstones together while that one song that goes "wouldnt it be nice to be together" plays in the background
Please don’t post my picture at the beginning of the video. As an American, my feelings are delicate.
Even when he isn't actively trying to kill elves, the stupid knife ears still decide to commit suicide via Zerkovich.
Zerkocide
Finally, Biker Mice from Skavenblight!
Bro just casually started playing as Mad Max in Total War game
One of the upgrades for Warp Grinders gives them the ability 'Witness Me!' with an appropiate tooltip talking about Horned Rat riding on a shiny Doomwheel, so your comparison is very apt.
How casually you just disregarded the scariest Tomb King lord in the game "hes not french or an elf, thats good i guess"
''pimp my ride forbidden workshop edition''
That made us laugh😂, you bastard of roast beef, Merry Xmas From France fellow neighbor ! For ze Lady
Um. Do you know what the Lady is?
Yes, these French are serving...an elf.
French elves... Frelves.
That one warrants several pages in the book.
Maneater with Maneaters only campaign, eating all of the men (of Kislev and/or the Empire)?
Are we the baddies? Beautifull reference to that skitt 🤣
Biker Mice from Mars: Total War😁
Zerk asked for a new High Elf army for Christmas
0:14 LOL, you piker
I stopped bothering to get Doomwheels because they would constantly be the only unit killed when trying to auto-resolve. A lot of the time every single other unit would be basically full health afterwards, except for the Doomwheels just getting wiped out. Super annoying.
Autoresolve has a massive hate boner for single entities. It really sucks for using them outside of doomstacks or having to manually battle everything.
I'm not sure if that's supposed to be a Biker Mice from Mars reference or not. ok it is.
The 90's were mentioned.
That opening joke is so on point. Hahaha.
Elves and the French could it get any worse?
Yeah, imagine they ate english food !
Wow creative assembly, depicting Catalonians as skavens ,plus depicting all the Extremadura and Castilla la mancha region as beastman
you've sneaked that one under the radar for years
Hellpits angels was such a nice touch and name!
The elves getting their just desserts! Clearly a merry Christmas for all.
Ikit Claw leading a biker gang is both amazing and terrifying at the same time
Nuclear rats from the greatest depths
From the producers of Biker Mice from mars
Saw the title pop up in my notifications and immediately had to see what the world this was about. Hilarious as always
9:00 Oak of Ages and King's Glade don't border each other, that's the problem
Ok what is that metal music sample 0:41 (also i think its the same you used with Gorich tudududududu)
@14:28 this is what happens when the AI sees your ambush and would take the fight, but only if it wasn't an ambush. The AI can see player ambush locations before they are revealed, and much of the time when the player actually gets an ambush, the AI chose to walk into it. The AI knew *exactly* how close it could get without triggering the ambush and wants that fight in non-ambush.
Campaign idea take control off elf donut as skrag. Its all most look like the maw.
0:15 Good one Zerk, definitely got a laugh out of this American.
"French Elves, I can't think of anything worse"
nidhogg, chill, that was 1000 years ago.
This is not the use of vocabulary I'd expect to see on Christmas Eve. But I'm here for it!
BikerRats from Skavenblight, would be an awesome series.
Yes-Yes. Biker Skaven
from mars?
hey now, founding father nurgle loves his children 😂merry christmas to you all!
This video was fantastic. I needed this more than I realized. Thank you for the laughs!
A great christmas gift thanks for the great video again!
First, france. Next, MARS!
god zerkov, i love your humor and editing!
also: happy holidays wherever you are!!
Well that’s made my Christmas mate. Thanks :)
Spiff would be proud of this campaign.
Your intro is brilliant!
Hoping CA is paying you well for that 😀
rly love seeing more manual battles then auto resolve. great video zerkboi
Thanks for the upload on christmas Zerk!
Videos was nice as always, also the english being rats is quite lore accurate !!
(Muhaha)
Cheers from france, and merry chrismas everyone ! 😉
Chariots got a buff a few months back... skeleton chariots really benefited... high unit count plus their mass buff upto 1200... they hit hard now. You should make a video and redeem the tomb kings!
I’m more surprised he didn’t have to fight beast man for the first 10-15 turns😔
this is my absolute favorite way to play Skryre. Weapons teams get super boring, and doom-flayers are seriously slept on cavalry
Woah, only 2 seconds in and I got called out...
You are not alone in your hatred of elves, brother.
As a french , this is pure gold
Hey! Im american and i have way more flab and way less hygeiene than tbat guy you showed! Apologize, sir!
The Kislev war sleds have the same autoresolve problem, making them absolutely unplayable for me.
I feel misrepresented as an American! How dare you not use the Great Unclean One at the start!
"Are we the bad guys?" Well considering the High Elves represent the British Empire and the relentless invasion of France, it's difficult not to draw some conclusions 😅
Also i am French and watched the whole video. I had a good laugh.
Alone this Christmas eve, this will keep me company! Thanks zerk :))
I'm here for you, bro
So I've had two campaigns been made SIGNIFICANTLY more annoying by Alberic so this video was CATHARTIC for me.
That stray for us Americans was crazy
I love your random comments and jokes. So fucking funny
you're funny^^ (I guess now I know why there's a statue in my town square that is pointing a sword towards England XD)
does anyone know did they nerf ratlinggun range from twwh2 to 3 or was it a change across both games?
This dude just get a mutated rat mad max campaign.... Fuck. Yes. 😈
Technically Ratatouille is french too
I have never seen Archaon do that well. Is this pure vanilla or was there an ai overhaul mod in here as well?
SMASH BAGUETTE
Hell yeah, brother.
seriously though, how do slower units always catch up and you can never chase down slower units when you have the faster ones...
Merry Chaosmas
Of course you're the bad guys. It's Warhammer. _You Are All Bad Guys._
Who else wants a remake of Biker Mice from Mars after watching this?
17:30 ish... Words more true are rarely heard!
Biker Mice from Mars 🏍🏍
Use me as a discussion bot. What’s your favorite form of corruption visually. Mine is tzeentch
A great French fries recipe
An absolute banger of a video!
9:40 Bro, you don't know about Biker Mice from Mars? Was it all Doctor Who on sunday morning or somethin?
Edit: 3 minutes later you prove me wrong, gg. Still should have named an army after em though!
Biker Mice from Mars!
NEW VID JUST DROPPED LETS GOOOOO
0:35 and 3, drinking Yorkshire Gold tea, mf. I ain't british ethnically, nationally or whatever, and even I drink Yorkshire Gold (i get it from a buck-tooth smuggler near my village hidden in the Carpathian Mountains.)
Oh no not the frelfs
Using cheesy tactics 🐀🧀
Biker Mice from Lars
Are we the baddies?
At least the American is happy.
as an American ... no argument.
France and surrender same words
Madmax with rats
French "people" is an oxymoron
I love the bri'ish and french charade, hate you too buddy B) in a good way
Why us... 😔
As an wood elves enjoyer, I think it is much better to hate some fictional races, than real humans. Sooo go on and have fun with it. 😅
Are the French humans?