Conquering France with a Nuclear Rat Biker Gang.

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

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  • @jjj7783
    @jjj7783 14 часов назад +223

    "Hello, I am arkhan the black, we have not met before, but I require 20000 dollars, rodent, it would be unwise to refuse."

    • @thecursed01
      @thecursed01 13 часов назад +23

      "dear arkhan. i would never murder someone for asking for money. luckily you are already dead so it doesn't count as murder. p.s. i memorized explosive -runes- undercity today"

    • @TheYannir
      @TheYannir 10 часов назад +3

      Tbf, that's pretty much Arkhan in a nutshell.

    • @Tachii31
      @Tachii31 9 часов назад +5

      Oh no, I've received messengers from "Khemrian kings" asking for large sums of money before...I ain't falling for that again.

    • @sgt.animal.8205
      @sgt.animal.8205 5 часов назад +2

      Zelensky the black

    • @OlympusXD
      @OlympusXD 5 часов назад

      Social skills 📈

  • @nickt4216
    @nickt4216 12 часов назад +35

    As a French viewer, I had a good time.
    As an elf hater, I had an even better time

    • @rosalina2938
      @rosalina2938 5 часов назад

      why do you all hate elfs?

    • @schischkrote
      @schischkrote 5 часов назад +1

      @@rosalina2938 why not?

    • @rosalina2938
      @rosalina2938 5 часов назад

      @@schischkrote cause they are hot.

  • @alexmccutcheon10
    @alexmccutcheon10 14 часов назад +136

    Skaven…
    Allied with dwarfs…
    This is truly the weirdest play though I have ever seen. I am not exaggerating. A skaven army with dwarf gyrocopters.

    • @thecursed01
      @thecursed01 13 часов назад +8

      they fit the tech style in an army with doomwheels perfectly though. alliance based on asthetics.

    • @chimera6485
      @chimera6485 11 часов назад +3

      And with French elves

    • @tbotalpha8133
      @tbotalpha8133 2 часа назад +1

      I like the idea of trying to play a campaign as one of the evil factions, while trying to stay on good terms with everyone around you and only taking land in defensive wars.

  • @dallasvsthewrld
    @dallasvsthewrld 11 часов назад +37

    did we just watch archaon commit the end times in the background of this video? 😂

  • @DireWilk
    @DireWilk 14 часов назад +79

    You are missing important point here.
    Those rats are Italians.
    Those are nuclear-crack-powered Vespas.

  • @roberturlaub8526
    @roberturlaub8526 10 часов назад +34

    thats the most chaotic shit i have ever seen in total warhammer. french dudes with woodelf units, highelves leaving their god forsaken donut to fight on french turf vs the rat angels and then arkhan just casually walking by and taking some french turf for himself xD lord have mercy you have a talent for creating the most ridiculus shit.

  • @Lockerus
    @Lockerus 12 часов назад +21

    Skaven 🤝 Dawi
    Putting aside their differences to hate on elves

    • @12345DJay
      @12345DJay 7 часов назад +3

      Hating on elves is the glue that holds the peoples of the warhammer world together

  • @furiouskaiser9914
    @furiouskaiser9914 14 часов назад +45

    0:41 Now THAT is the happiest Skaven i have ever seen 🤣. Little dude got to open his Xmas present early 🤣 🤣

  • @asmordisfluffbreaker4999
    @asmordisfluffbreaker4999 11 часов назад +22

    "Show me the Frenchmen not the American" Roasted harder than a South African braai.

  • @da_bosso8634
    @da_bosso8634 13 часов назад +15

    20:28 when he said that i imagined a montage of ikit and archaon brutally killing things and doing lines of warpstones together while that one song that goes "wouldnt it be nice to be together" plays in the background

  • @zakunick1
    @zakunick1 13 часов назад +18

    Please don’t post my picture at the beginning of the video. As an American, my feelings are delicate.

  • @Everhardt94
    @Everhardt94 14 часов назад +21

    Even when he isn't actively trying to kill elves, the stupid knife ears still decide to commit suicide via Zerkovich.

  • @ДитхартБельгард
    @ДитхартБельгард 14 часов назад +12

    Finally, Biker Mice from Skavenblight!

  • @FilthyGandalf
    @FilthyGandalf 14 часов назад +20

    Bro just casually started playing as Mad Max in Total War game

    • @Kyrkby
      @Kyrkby 12 часов назад +4

      One of the upgrades for Warp Grinders gives them the ability 'Witness Me!' with an appropiate tooltip talking about Horned Rat riding on a shiny Doomwheel, so your comparison is very apt.

  • @Virgil_Vincent
    @Virgil_Vincent 13 часов назад +3

    How casually you just disregarded the scariest Tomb King lord in the game "hes not french or an elf, thats good i guess"

  • @vartjo3
    @vartjo3 14 часов назад +10

    ''pimp my ride forbidden workshop edition''

  • @ben74battle
    @ben74battle 13 часов назад +7

    That made us laugh😂, you bastard of roast beef, Merry Xmas From France fellow neighbor ! For ze Lady

  • @friscocorvinus
    @friscocorvinus 13 часов назад +3

    Um. Do you know what the Lady is?
    Yes, these French are serving...an elf.

  • @MoreImbaThanYou
    @MoreImbaThanYou 11 часов назад +2

    French elves... Frelves.
    That one warrants several pages in the book.

  • @SlitherKing11
    @SlitherKing11 4 часа назад +2

    Maneater with Maneaters only campaign, eating all of the men (of Kislev and/or the Empire)?

  • @gontar5860
    @gontar5860 9 часов назад +2

    Are we the baddies? Beautifull reference to that skitt 🤣

  • @Crucial_End
    @Crucial_End 13 часов назад +6

    Biker Mice from Mars: Total War😁

  • @cwjustcw1261
    @cwjustcw1261 14 часов назад +9

    Zerk asked for a new High Elf army for Christmas

  • @nullpexception
    @nullpexception 13 часов назад +9

    0:14 LOL, you piker

  • @FandangoJon
    @FandangoJon 10 часов назад +2

    I stopped bothering to get Doomwheels because they would constantly be the only unit killed when trying to auto-resolve. A lot of the time every single other unit would be basically full health afterwards, except for the Doomwheels just getting wiped out. Super annoying.

    • @rhysgoodwin9928
      @rhysgoodwin9928 2 часа назад

      Autoresolve has a massive hate boner for single entities. It really sucks for using them outside of doomstacks or having to manually battle everything.

  • @mtaro8658
    @mtaro8658 14 часов назад +7

    I'm not sure if that's supposed to be a Biker Mice from Mars reference or not. ok it is.

  • @KnowMi_
    @KnowMi_ 13 часов назад +3

    That opening joke is so on point. Hahaha.

  • @Eliwood29
    @Eliwood29 14 часов назад +12

    Elves and the French could it get any worse?

    • @skyzoDBois
      @skyzoDBois 6 часов назад +1

      Yeah, imagine they ate english food !

  • @domingos8214
    @domingos8214 3 часа назад

    Wow creative assembly, depicting Catalonians as skavens ,plus depicting all the Extremadura and Castilla la mancha region as beastman
    you've sneaked that one under the radar for years

  • @vierwhey
    @vierwhey 11 часов назад +1

    Hellpits angels was such a nice touch and name!

  • @andrewhasissues
    @andrewhasissues 8 часов назад

    The elves getting their just desserts! Clearly a merry Christmas for all.

  • @SKELTOPIA
    @SKELTOPIA 3 часа назад

    Ikit Claw leading a biker gang is both amazing and terrifying at the same time

  • @mr.gandersson2835
    @mr.gandersson2835 12 часов назад +1

    Nuclear rats from the greatest depths
    From the producers of Biker Mice from mars

  • @StraightKnots
    @StraightKnots 15 часов назад +2

    Saw the title pop up in my notifications and immediately had to see what the world this was about. Hilarious as always

  • @svend8409
    @svend8409 10 часов назад +1

    9:00 Oak of Ages and King's Glade don't border each other, that's the problem

  • @Majestic_Pot
    @Majestic_Pot 9 часов назад +2

    Ok what is that metal music sample 0:41 (also i think its the same you used with Gorich tudududududu)

  • @patrickdaly1088
    @patrickdaly1088 6 часов назад

    @14:28 this is what happens when the AI sees your ambush and would take the fight, but only if it wasn't an ambush. The AI can see player ambush locations before they are revealed, and much of the time when the player actually gets an ambush, the AI chose to walk into it. The AI knew *exactly* how close it could get without triggering the ambush and wants that fight in non-ambush.

  • @paavoautio1974
    @paavoautio1974 13 часов назад +1

    Campaign idea take control off elf donut as skrag. Its all most look like the maw.

  • @shed816
    @shed816 9 часов назад +1

    0:15 Good one Zerk, definitely got a laugh out of this American.

  • @StarshadowMelody
    @StarshadowMelody 3 часа назад

    "French Elves, I can't think of anything worse"
    nidhogg, chill, that was 1000 years ago.

  • @PatS152
    @PatS152 11 часов назад

    This is not the use of vocabulary I'd expect to see on Christmas Eve. But I'm here for it!

  • @stabunaattori
    @stabunaattori 5 часов назад

    BikerRats from Skavenblight, would be an awesome series.

  • @realkara9912
    @realkara9912 15 часов назад +7

    Yes-Yes. Biker Skaven

  • @BrotherBoot97
    @BrotherBoot97 13 часов назад +1

    hey now, founding father nurgle loves his children 😂merry christmas to you all!

  • @BayonetRecon
    @BayonetRecon 13 часов назад

    This video was fantastic. I needed this more than I realized. Thank you for the laughs!

  • @nicourrea670
    @nicourrea670 36 минут назад

    A great christmas gift thanks for the great video again!

  • @KiuhKobold
    @KiuhKobold 14 часов назад +3

    First, france. Next, MARS!

  • @schippes24
    @schippes24 7 часов назад

    god zerkov, i love your humor and editing!
    also: happy holidays wherever you are!!

  • @LapsedPacifist79
    @LapsedPacifist79 5 часов назад

    Well that’s made my Christmas mate. Thanks :)

  • @AntiX_in_jeans
    @AntiX_in_jeans 12 часов назад

    Spiff would be proud of this campaign.

  • @Ralphi0815
    @Ralphi0815 8 часов назад

    Your intro is brilliant!
    Hoping CA is paying you well for that 😀

  • @boyseaman666
    @boyseaman666 4 часа назад

    rly love seeing more manual battles then auto resolve. great video zerkboi

  • @chimkenchilde1430
    @chimkenchilde1430 14 часов назад

    Thanks for the upload on christmas Zerk!

  • @yautjamerk9159
    @yautjamerk9159 14 часов назад

    Videos was nice as always, also the english being rats is quite lore accurate !!
    (Muhaha)
    Cheers from france, and merry chrismas everyone ! 😉

  • @Vraimorte
    @Vraimorte 32 минуты назад

    Chariots got a buff a few months back... skeleton chariots really benefited... high unit count plus their mass buff upto 1200... they hit hard now. You should make a video and redeem the tomb kings!

  • @maxwellsaxton515
    @maxwellsaxton515 2 часа назад

    I’m more surprised he didn’t have to fight beast man for the first 10-15 turns😔

  • @novarat4089
    @novarat4089 11 часов назад

    this is my absolute favorite way to play Skryre. Weapons teams get super boring, and doom-flayers are seriously slept on cavalry

  • @JustAPartTimer
    @JustAPartTimer 15 часов назад +2

    Woah, only 2 seconds in and I got called out...

  • @Josiah_Trelawny1
    @Josiah_Trelawny1 5 часов назад

    You are not alone in your hatred of elves, brother.

  • @louisschnee9925
    @louisschnee9925 4 часа назад

    As a french , this is pure gold

  • @zubjabbajuju
    @zubjabbajuju 14 часов назад +2

    Hey! Im american and i have way more flab and way less hygeiene than tbat guy you showed! Apologize, sir!

  • @Coffeepotion
    @Coffeepotion 7 часов назад

    The Kislev war sleds have the same autoresolve problem, making them absolutely unplayable for me.

  • @houdini_9150
    @houdini_9150 Час назад

    I feel misrepresented as an American! How dare you not use the Great Unclean One at the start!

  • @MiniaAr
    @MiniaAr 10 часов назад +1

    "Are we the bad guys?" Well considering the High Elves represent the British Empire and the relentless invasion of France, it's difficult not to draw some conclusions 😅
    Also i am French and watched the whole video. I had a good laugh.

  • @0301aris
    @0301aris 15 часов назад +5

    Alone this Christmas eve, this will keep me company! Thanks zerk :))

  • @UntoppedToppHat
    @UntoppedToppHat Час назад

    So I've had two campaigns been made SIGNIFICANTLY more annoying by Alberic so this video was CATHARTIC for me.

  • @reschke5
    @reschke5 12 часов назад

    That stray for us Americans was crazy

  • @nicholaspowless4751
    @nicholaspowless4751 4 часа назад

    I love your random comments and jokes. So fucking funny

  • @De_Bergerac
    @De_Bergerac 13 часов назад

    you're funny^^ (I guess now I know why there's a statue in my town square that is pointing a sword towards England XD)

  • @thecursed01
    @thecursed01 13 часов назад

    does anyone know did they nerf ratlinggun range from twwh2 to 3 or was it a change across both games?

  • @CaydenRoberts-bi7yk
    @CaydenRoberts-bi7yk 4 часа назад

    This dude just get a mutated rat mad max campaign.... Fuck. Yes. 😈

  • @skyzoDBois
    @skyzoDBois 6 часов назад

    Technically Ratatouille is french too

  • @TotalWarFanboyCringe
    @TotalWarFanboyCringe 14 часов назад

    I have never seen Archaon do that well. Is this pure vanilla or was there an ai overhaul mod in here as well?

  • @Gator_0908
    @Gator_0908 5 часов назад +1

    SMASH BAGUETTE

  • @zackrodriguez6653
    @zackrodriguez6653 14 часов назад +1

    Hell yeah, brother.

  • @EssArJayBee
    @EssArJayBee Час назад

    seriously though, how do slower units always catch up and you can never chase down slower units when you have the faster ones...

  • @freknil5049
    @freknil5049 4 часа назад

    Merry Chaosmas

  • @StarshadowMelody
    @StarshadowMelody 3 часа назад

    Of course you're the bad guys. It's Warhammer. _You Are All Bad Guys._

  • @hassanafrozeahmad6053
    @hassanafrozeahmad6053 5 часов назад

    Who else wants a remake of Biker Mice from Mars after watching this?

  • @zekialhabib
    @zekialhabib 9 часов назад

    17:30 ish... Words more true are rarely heard!

  • @timothysergooris
    @timothysergooris 13 часов назад

    Biker Mice from Mars 🏍🏍

  • @fuzeghost4864
    @fuzeghost4864 12 часов назад

    Use me as a discussion bot. What’s your favorite form of corruption visually. Mine is tzeentch

  • @indrajiita
    @indrajiita 6 часов назад

    A great French fries recipe

  • @kreiselbummser
    @kreiselbummser 8 часов назад

    An absolute banger of a video!

  • @bacchus8081
    @bacchus8081 13 часов назад

    9:40 Bro, you don't know about Biker Mice from Mars? Was it all Doctor Who on sunday morning or somethin?
    Edit: 3 minutes later you prove me wrong, gg. Still should have named an army after em though!

  • @miguellemir242
    @miguellemir242 13 часов назад

    Biker Mice from Mars!

  • @nanshire2278
    @nanshire2278 13 часов назад

    NEW VID JUST DROPPED LETS GOOOOO

  • @coaiemandushman1079
    @coaiemandushman1079 7 часов назад

    0:35 and 3, drinking Yorkshire Gold tea, mf. I ain't british ethnically, nationally or whatever, and even I drink Yorkshire Gold (i get it from a buck-tooth smuggler near my village hidden in the Carpathian Mountains.)

  • @hunteralchin8300
    @hunteralchin8300 3 часа назад

    Oh no not the frelfs

  • @MrMacavity
    @MrMacavity 11 часов назад +1

    Using cheesy tactics 🐀🧀

  • @747GhostDogg
    @747GhostDogg 13 часов назад

    Biker Mice from Lars

  • @Blecco
    @Blecco 8 часов назад

    Are we the baddies?

  • @twinzzlers
    @twinzzlers 9 часов назад

    At least the American is happy.

  • @tunafarrell2067
    @tunafarrell2067 14 часов назад

    as an American ... no argument.

  • @sgt.animal.8205
    @sgt.animal.8205 10 часов назад

    France and surrender same words

  • @Carnige32
    @Carnige32 14 часов назад

    Madmax with rats

  • @him_That_is_me
    @him_That_is_me 8 часов назад

    French "people" is an oxymoron

  • @quentingau9398
    @quentingau9398 7 часов назад

    I love the bri'ish and french charade, hate you too buddy B) in a good way

  • @Gilmier
    @Gilmier 15 часов назад +1

    Why us... 😔

  • @lordzaiross717
    @lordzaiross717 7 часов назад

    As an wood elves enjoyer, I think it is much better to hate some fictional races, than real humans. Sooo go on and have fun with it. 😅
    Are the French humans?