It's said that Clyde Beatty the famous animal tamer mastered lions by using a chair to protect himself. The chair was not particularly special nor a threat to the lions, but something in the hyper-focused feline brain becomes extremely confused when too many similar targets (such as the four legs of the chair) are presented to it with no clear way to decide which one to attack first. It's a known fact that OSHA inspectors have a similar psychological quirk: if you present them with too many violations all at once, they have a mental breakdown and become unable to issue citations or penalties.
the great thing about being a glowy space slug is that my contribution to the incomprehensibly convoluted industrial machine is plainly visible and measurable so that my agony can be quantified, unlike in real life where it is a nebulous and irrelevant byproduct
mental note; never ever open a reggie video when my family is in my house for holidays, the moment i was watching the scene of santa, my nephew enter the room, saw santa and come to see, now he's traumatized and my family are thinking i was seeing some freaking santa claus gay porn.... Merry christmas Reggie and a happy new year
Vertical builder here. I am insane, and this man’s description of my routine is entirely accurate. My factory is now like letsgameitout’s tower factory, but at least a thousand times worse. I can’t stop putting in hours making the dense spiderweb of belts of random tiers and configurations horrible beyond human comprehension. If I could add a screenshot, I would have to stand at the very edge of the map to show the bulk of it, it reaches to the build limit, which is as high as the main island is long, and it’s as thick as the entire starting area, with the space elevator on top and hundreds of branching mini factories for good measure. Words fail to describe what is on my computer screen right now, and I beat the game building almost entirely vertically.
I can relate to the power struggles. I think everyone who plays Satisfactory has to cold start their entire factory after they expand too fast. That analogy of a body on life support with tubes coming out of it in every direction is also a very good analogy.
@@finnanuke1206 im 180 Hours after using every coal node in close proximity either for my overblown steel industry or my overblown energy consumption I had to resort to biofuel which isn’t that bad as I continuesly deforest the Map
I no longer fear the cold start during coal. It is the cold start with full nuclear that I dread because I did not manage my power infrastructure. Once took like 2 hours to get things just powered again
As a wise man once said: It's a little bit of sweat A little bit of toil And a big blind eye to the wildlife spoiled If they go the way of the dinosaur What you crying for? We're just making oil!
Nuclear pasta is a theoretical material that has been squished so hard form a collapsing star that its becomes extremely dense and gets weird pockets of nothing that make it look like lasagna. Its also like a couple pentilion times stronger than steel.
Reggie, the man of many names: 1. The Climate Changer 2. Most wanted psycho 3. The mentality breaker 4. The determined capitalist 6. Jeff (The Scariest Name) Love your videos man, always a great watch and always funny
Thank you for briefly representing the vertical builder gang, you were extremely accurate. Every inch on my tower is another cubic centimeter of frontal lobe dug out with a pencil
I am still ridiculously baffled you somehow compressed an entire 125 hours playthrough of satisfctory into 35 of the most entertaining minutes in all of RUclips. Godspeed Reginald, happy new year.
Hey Reggie, I doubt you might read this but first I wanted to say I really enjoy videos after a long day. The dark humor combined with the with the skillfull tactical play of games like these are always good for a laugh at the end of a long day. I dont know if you take recommendations but I would consider Pal World as a video in the future. As someone who also enjoys tactical games with base building mechanics even in its current state it is a fun game. That combined with your humor and the dark undertones of the world I think would make an excellent video, a fun playthrough on your part and also give some added interest for others to the game. Thanks again for the laughs.
Reginald has reached critical mass. He can no longer be stopped. Everybody say I love you to your kids wives siblings, mother and fathers. We’re all going to die.
I think there is a possiblity to use Uranium waste to make Plutonium Fuell Rod( These are more effiecent and more radioaktive) . These are way cooler to dump in to the ocean.
24:07 nuclear pasta is the densest material theorized to exist. It is the extraordinarily compressed material at the core of neutron stars. Iirc a cubed centimeter of it would weigh as much as a large mountain. It’s called pasta because the official names of the layers were named after types of pasta. For example the gnocchi layer and the lasagna layer.
24:07 nuclear pasta's called pasta cuz it's a theoretical compund of suuuuper squeezed neutrons found in neutron stars, and the layers ALL look like some form of pasta. The deepest is known as "nuclear lasagna" (I wanna eat it)
>Decries vertical builders as mentally insane >Shows self as the vertical builder, performing the ritual of waking and the doll >Declares that he will build megawarehouse >Skips ahead >Builds vertical Ah, I see, it's a metacommentary on industrial hypocrisy.
Smart splitter tip. Don't leave it on "any", you will always get a mix of whatever else is there. Instead you want, "any undefined". Another tip, don't use a train if it's not maxing out at least 1.5 belts and pay attention to travel time vs fill time. If you are filling up before the train makes a full go, but you are also running out of materials, you need storage tanks, and you need another cart. Yet another tip.. Use a constructor with a sloop to process your slugs, double your slugs.
Hey reggie. Just want to say that I love your content. The first video of yours that I watched was the fallout mini nuke mod and then i proceded to binge everything on your channel. My personal favorite of yours are the rimworld vids. I am begging you to PLEASE consider making another. And if you do end up making another, could you make me one of your starting colonists? When I watch it, it would be a pleasant surprise and would 100% make my day. If you read this, thank you. :D
As a person born in the "My child does NOT have a mental disorder" era, this game has made me once again wonder if mom should have listened to that doctor when I was a child.
I never thought to consider how terrifying moving Reggie is. I'm so used to the sliding suit pngs that the video form struck fear into my heart, and I have the desire to string up an effigy made of animal bones to protect my house from you. It won't be enough.
12:45 omfg i was so entranced in this video and then i see you put kerosene -> gasoline. you can't do that. kerosene is a byproduct of turning oil into fuel, it is not what you turn into fuel, this genuinely made me so mad that i had to go back and pause the video and type this
11:00 the hypertube cannon is the best method of travel in the game. Faster than tubes, cheaper than teleport, allows redirection with jetpack. Just launch yourself across the world between bases.
Kind of annoying that Satisfactory reinforced the myth that nuclear waste is a barrel of toxic green sludge that kills everything around it. In real life the barrel is like half full of concrete, and the waste products in general are astoundingly low vs something like coal or wind or gas. Nuclear should turn the game into baby-easy mode.
@@gManGabe “gravity within planets” what does that even mean? Planets are made by gravity so it would be planets within gravity. Still would make no sense.
@@kleinebroodrooster Just because there is a fantastical element, doesn't mean ALL logic must go out the window. The game still needs to be grounded in some reality.
Building vertical may be insane, but i can see my towers from the other side of the map and extend whatever stage i need without disturbing the others.
@@jaycegibson1454 dont you wanna have ancient factory lines burrowed deep down below haven forgotten how they work long ago but using their Produce anyways?
I found your channel a day before this video dropped. I have since sped run watching every single video you have produced. I am now onto the second channel and enjoying my time immensely. 10/10 content, 10/10 voice, 10/10 symptoms of ASPD, 10/10 channel 👍🏼
Somewhere around the 11 minute mark my brain actually just collapsed like a vortex in its own dumb world, and i got a headache from the inhumane amount of syllables Reggie made in 20 seconds
This hyper realistic video is an actual representation of how it feels to play satisfactory. I feel like my playthrough went almost exactly as described
The Mental Strength Reggie has to go through to put that clip in (19:14) was more then enough to send me into a laughing spree that made me lose my breath over and over again
Use code Reggie for 10% off all FinalSat: gamersupps.gg/REGGIE
Money.
Plz play Factorio space age
I'd rather drink coffee. Like a regular human bean.
You’re actual voice sounds like homer simpson
Its Christmas for me so merry Christmas :)
It's said that Clyde Beatty the famous animal tamer mastered lions by using a chair to protect himself. The chair was not particularly special nor a threat to the lions, but something in the hyper-focused feline brain becomes extremely confused when too many similar targets (such as the four legs of the chair) are presented to it with no clear way to decide which one to attack first.
It's a known fact that OSHA inspectors have a similar psychological quirk: if you present them with too many violations all at once, they have a mental breakdown and become unable to issue citations or penalties.
Everyone take notes
OSHA had a stroke reading this
@@ebourque3464
bonus points
If cats become that confused at four legs, then zebras should’ve learned how to levitate to exploit that (stupid zebras)
the great thing about being a glowy space slug is that my contribution to the incomprehensibly convoluted industrial machine is plainly visible and measurable so that my agony can be quantified, unlike in real life where it is a nebulous and irrelevant byproduct
calm down, exurb1a
xD
I thought it would be being friends with that snail.
Reggie and 'Lets Game It Out' in a multiplayer Satisfactory game would be a war crime
And Kibitz reacting to it.
This needs to happen. Hell, let's also throw in The Spiffing Brit into the mix as well.
@@Ragetiger1 He will probably throw in other war criminals
A war criminal that uses child labor and a man that works 25 hours a day putting child labor to shame, sounds like a recipe to disasters.
I can't tell if they'd be friends or end up killing each other.
mental note; never ever open a reggie video when my family is in my house for holidays, the moment i was watching the scene of santa, my nephew enter the room, saw santa and come to see, now he's traumatized and my family are thinking i was seeing some freaking santa claus gay porn.... Merry christmas Reggie and a happy new year
Where’s the Santa scene
@SebastianRamirez-i5s 18:40 until 19:31
Yeah, wholesome scene and voice over
I like the lore that lets game it out wakes up at five am and hunts children for dinner because honestly, seems accurate
Josh truly is a menace to society
What the hell? What are you talking about, that makes no sense whatsoever.. he obviously hunts them for breakfast
@@vinceb8123you sure it isn’t because he got exiled from hydroneer for unlicensed nuclear weapons use?
@@vinceb8123 He’s hungy for brekkie, after all.
19:20 Where did we go wrong Reggie...
I do not want to know the amount of watchlists he is on from now on (additional to the old ones of course)
Reggie watched Stimpee one time and this is what happened
@sebbi8360 At this point, he is just auto added to every list that gets created.
Name of the original video?
Vertical builder here. I am insane, and this man’s description of my routine is entirely accurate. My factory is now like letsgameitout’s tower factory, but at least a thousand times worse. I can’t stop putting in hours making the dense spiderweb of belts of random tiers and configurations horrible beyond human comprehension. If I could add a screenshot, I would have to stand at the very edge of the map to show the bulk of it, it reaches to the build limit, which is as high as the main island is long, and it’s as thick as the entire starting area, with the space elevator on top and hundreds of branching mini factories for good measure. Words fail to describe what is on my computer screen right now, and I beat the game building almost entirely vertically.
I haven't played thr game, but after his description of a vertical builder, I have determined I am one as well.
did gang just make the citadel from half life 2
that's cool man, merry christmas
@@taoofjester4113 ive had it a week and im telling you its peak. fully recommend buying it
A Reggie video AND a Sam O’nella video in 1 day?! It really is Christmas
Im not Christian but I do thank jesus for making these two academic professors post a video on the same day 🙏🏻
not surprising that those two audiences overlap
The best gift I could ever ask for: a Reggie upload
Same here
1 million beers laced with fentanyl to donate to the homeless
I don't know, Sam o'nella dropping a 20+ minute long video was pretty good too
Why he got so little content?
Is it coz each one is comedic gold?
ruclips.net/video/PlGvbii1vlY/видео.htmlm52s
Oh coz he chasing 64 km/hr kids
I can relate to the power struggles. I think everyone who plays Satisfactory has to cold start their entire factory after they expand too fast. That analogy of a body on life support with tubes coming out of it in every direction is also a very good analogy.
My factory is currently more actin to a slime mold slowly spreading concrete in all directions while syffoning anything of value back to its core
I'm only 20 something hours in and I had to jump start my coal plant with biomass at least 3 times due to water issues lmao
@@finnanuke1206 im 180 Hours after using every coal node in close proximity either for my overblown steel industry or my overblown energy consumption I had to resort to biofuel which isn’t that bad as I continuesly deforest the Map
I no longer fear the cold start during coal.
It is the cold start with full nuclear that I dread because I did not manage my power infrastructure.
Once took like 2 hours to get things just powered again
As a wise man once said:
It's a little bit of sweat
A little bit of toil
And a big blind eye to the wildlife spoiled
If they go the way of the dinosaur
What you crying for?
We're just making oil!
Stupendium fan I see... But even his most anarchocapitalistic songs cannot match the sheer depraved insanity of Reggie
@deadbeetsurname8810 Stupendium can only summarize Reggie's escapades
Nuclear pasta is a theoretical material that has been squished so hard form a collapsing star that its becomes extremely dense and gets weird pockets of nothing that make it look like lasagna. Its also like a couple pentilion times stronger than steel.
cool
I could break it.
Reggie, the man of many names:
1. The Climate Changer
2. Most wanted psycho
3. The mentality breaker
4. The determined capitalist
6. Jeff (The Scariest Name)
Love your videos man, always a great watch and always funny
Psycho*
This is terrible
7. Connoisseur of garbage and junk
8. The industrialist
the CumGuzzler
Thank you for briefly representing the vertical builder gang, you were extremely accurate. Every inch on my tower is another cubic centimeter of frontal lobe dug out with a pencil
There‘s no OSHA in the… uh… ocean of carbon dioxide and arsenic.
are you sure about that
CO2 detector even went bip at 7:35
If I had a nickel for every Reggie video about pollution and he said “cigarette flavored air”, I’d have testicular cancer, and 2 nickels.
FinalSat moment
She final on my sat till i isfactory
Me when I FinalSat
I enjoy satisfactory it’s satisfying
what's a finalsat?
@@drwilyecoyote5357 it was the name he uploaded this video as. most likely the name of the mp4 file
You just saved humanity like a pro! 😎
18:39 you're gonna be on the naughty list forever for that omfg
I am still ridiculously baffled you somehow compressed an entire 125 hours playthrough of satisfctory into 35 of the most entertaining minutes in all of RUclips. Godspeed Reginald, happy new year.
Whenever Reggie asks "Have I gone too far?", I smile, for I know the answer. He hasn't gone far enough.
A machine to pound mother Earth into compliance.
And we shall call it...The Oedipus Engine.
Thus is truly a FinalSat moment
Hey Reggie, I doubt you might read this but first I wanted to say I really enjoy videos after a long day. The dark humor combined with the with the skillfull tactical play of games like these are always good for a laugh at the end of a long day.
I dont know if you take recommendations but I would consider Pal World as a video in the future. As someone who also enjoys tactical games with base building mechanics even in its current state it is a fun game. That combined with your humor and the dark undertones of the world I think would make an excellent video, a fun playthrough on your part and also give some added interest for others to the game.
Thanks again for the laughs.
Ah yes, FinalSat, my favorite Reggie video.
1:41 Reggie's is the only ad read I don't skip on youtube. I'd watch a whole supercut of these ad reads at this point
16:18 that NL cameo threw me off guard lmao
Reginald has reached critical mass. He can no longer be stopped. Everybody say I love you to your kids wives siblings, mother and fathers. We’re all going to die.
19:28 Reggie origin story!!!
Merry Christmas Reginald
Don't prematurely expire
Huh, thought it was about a month, good to see you again Regge, looking forward to more, esp any rimworld stuff
Children yearn for the nuclear wasteland
I think there is a possiblity to use Uranium waste to make Plutonium Fuell Rod( These are more effiecent and more radioaktive) . These are way cooler to dump in to the ocean.
All the Kenny vs Spenny clips really were a blast from the past
Yup, sometimes I forget Reggie is Canadian
Thats a pretty accurate description of Lets Game it out for sure. „Average Vertical Building Enthusiast“
The best Christmas gift is a Reggie video
*ficsmas
24:07 nuclear pasta is the densest material theorized to exist. It is the extraordinarily compressed material at the core of neutron stars. Iirc a cubed centimeter of it would weigh as much as a large mountain. It’s called pasta because the official names of the layers were named after types of pasta. For example the gnocchi layer and the lasagna layer.
Reggie: "*Pollutes environment*"
Josh: "Finally a Worthy Polluter, Our pollution will be legendary!"
Yes
11:21 I love the little detail of the hand crafting sound playing alongside the music.
I heard your low smoke detector battery at 7:36
I heard it and immediately ran to the comments
He has the pass now
I am sorry I can't tell if you are joking but if you aren't that's the sound of the ore detector... detecting ore
Are you guys for real?
Confirmed bros short
29:45
Working as a system and networking administrator for an IT company - yes, I had some experience in these sudden events.
Merry Christmas Reggie!
Absolute Cinema. Just like always.
17:39 Missed an opportunity to use a hammer-glass break effect on the screen to reflect your sanity at the time!
24:07 nuclear pasta's called pasta cuz it's a theoretical compund of suuuuper squeezed neutrons found in neutron stars, and the layers ALL look like some form of pasta. The deepest is known as "nuclear lasagna" (I wanna eat it)
3:32 let's game it out be like
I was thinking the same thing..
LetsGameItOut : chaotic nonsense. Reggie : chaotic organization. together? the world would end
You're just mad at my skyscrapers, dirt boy.
I hate that which I do not understand
Lets game it out: Finally a worthy challenger
Only 414 hours that's still in the Green area.
I was having a really bad day and this cheered me up so much. Thank you so so much. Love your content!
Yakuza 7 clip at 10:41
Finally, the withdrawal symptoms of no new reggie videos will stop.
Ah a Reggie video, the greatest Christmas gift
this video had me laugh more times than my christmas eve at family. All while only a fraction as drunk! thanks, Reggie
You pissed off the UN with this one Reg
The UN doesn’t exist stop spreading misinformation
>Decries vertical builders as mentally insane
>Shows self as the vertical builder, performing the ritual of waking and the doll
>Declares that he will build megawarehouse
>Skips ahead
>Builds vertical
Ah, I see, it's a metacommentary on industrial hypocrisy.
3:31 - 4:07 So…Josh from “Let’s Game It Out”? 😂
Such a epic episode, love it. Thanks you Reggie and happy new year:)
Also, segment with Santa was amazingly traumatizing, appreciate that!
3:25 God gave me 3 dimensions and I plan to use all 3 of them to turn this planet into an uninhabitable machine planet
The future generations will talk of soil as a fairy tale. They will never know what once sat beneath the steel.
Smart splitter tip.
Don't leave it on "any", you will always get a mix of whatever else is there.
Instead you want, "any undefined".
Another tip, don't use a train if it's not maxing out at least 1.5 belts and pay attention to travel time vs fill time.
If you are filling up before the train makes a full go, but you are also running out of materials, you need storage tanks, and you need another cart.
Yet another tip..
Use a constructor with a sloop to process your slugs, double your slugs.
Reggie under my tree, naked and wielding 2 machetes. It's all I ever wanted
Hey reggie. Just want to say that I love your content. The first video of yours that I watched was the fallout mini nuke mod and then i proceded to binge everything on your channel. My personal favorite of yours are the rimworld vids. I am begging you to PLEASE consider making another. And if you do end up making another, could you make me one of your starting colonists? When I watch it, it would be a pleasant surprise and would 100% make my day. If you read this, thank you. :D
Very much a FinalSat moment (we wont forget this reginald)
Your edits somehow keep getting more unhinged with every upload
Thank you for the Christmas gift, Father
Reggie showing his Canadian roots with that Speny clip
4:00 You really gotta call out Josh from @LetsGameItOut like that?
As a person born in the "My child does NOT have a mental disorder" era, this game has made me once again wonder if mom should have listened to that doctor when I was a child.
12:27 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 Did someone say *oil* ? 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🔥🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Nice
The fact I paused at this exact time is crazy
no reggie not that santa video at 19:10 please, ive seen it all my poor eyes
“I have a concept of happiness and every step towards it makes me increasingly more “Sewer Slideable”.
No truer words have ever been uttered before.
I never thought to consider how terrifying moving Reggie is. I'm so used to the sliding suit pngs that the video form struck fear into my heart, and I have the desire to string up an effigy made of animal bones to protect my house from you. It won't be enough.
12:45 omfg i was so entranced in this video and then i see you put kerosene -> gasoline. you can't do that. kerosene is a byproduct of turning oil into fuel, it is not what you turn into fuel, this genuinely made me so mad that i had to go back and pause the video and type this
5:38 resonates with me so hard, I love you Reggie, happy holidays
why not build both wide and tall?
11:00 the hypertube cannon is the best method of travel in the game. Faster than tubes, cheaper than teleport, allows redirection with jetpack. Just launch yourself across the world between bases.
Kind of annoying that Satisfactory reinforced the myth that nuclear waste is a barrel of toxic green sludge that kills everything around it. In real life the barrel is like half full of concrete, and the waste products in general are astoundingly low vs something like coal or wind or gas.
Nuclear should turn the game into baby-easy mode.
Oh no, the game with teleportation is not accrete to real life. What will we ever do!
@@kleinebroodrooster bad argument. game with teleportation still needs gravity within planets, guy
@@gManGabe “gravity within planets” what does that even mean? Planets are made by gravity so it would be planets within gravity. Still would make no sense.
@@kleinebroodrooster Just because there is a fantastical element, doesn't mean ALL logic must go out the window. The game still needs to be grounded in some reality.
@@gManGabe you really arguing this in a yt comment section of a Reggie video.
Reggie, the only madman fearless enough to literally put gay prn in the videos
love you bro
The frequent use of Kenny vs Spenny clips is my favorite part of this channel
Building vertical may be insane, but i can see my towers from the other side of the map and extend whatever stage i need without disturbing the others.
It also starts resembling a hive world with every new layer and if dense enough creates a beautiful picture of insanity
That’s the problem: you’re not disturbing others
@@jaycegibson1454 dont you wanna have ancient factory lines burrowed deep down below haven forgotten how they work long ago but using their Produce anyways?
@@sergeantsharkseant as a consumer I only need to know how to consume
@@jaycegibson1454 exactly
I found your channel a day before this video dropped. I have since sped run watching every single video you have produced. I am now onto the second channel and enjoying my time immensely. 10/10 content, 10/10 voice, 10/10 symptoms of ASPD, 10/10 channel 👍🏼
Interesting
As someone who played way to much of this game this video had me dying😂
14:30 Czechoslovakia mentioned RAAAAAAAAAH 🇨🇿🇨🇿🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰
The funny part is that Reggie played this perfectly normally, exactly as the devs intended
Did not expect the Northernlion reference but I love it
I swear I started hearing a instrumental version of “jort storm” somewhere around the 14:50 mark 😭
Somewhere around the 11 minute mark my brain actually just collapsed like a vortex in its own dumb world, and i got a headache from the inhumane amount of syllables Reggie made in 20 seconds
Wait, lets game it out has so many vertical buildings. The conveyer belt tornado.
This hyper realistic video is an actual representation of how it feels to play satisfactory. I feel like my playthrough went almost exactly as described
1:10 This is not the "Black Suits" I expected the IRS agents to show up in.
your videos always make my brain feel so smooth while watching them thank you reginald
8 beers, Chex mix, and a new Reggie video? I must be in heaven
His lengthy explanation about vertical builders has made me change my mind. I think I'm gonna try vertical building now.
Better get Luke the Notable for vertical building!
The Mental Strength Reggie has to go through to put that clip in (19:14) was more then enough to send me into a laughing spree that made me lose my breath over and over again
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you too Reggie