NOOB'S GUIDE to BALTHASAR GELT

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  • @piotrandrzejhertel4046
    @piotrandrzejhertel4046 4 года назад +2304

    If my memory serves me, the duel between Gelt and the Bright College patriarch was described in the White Dwarf magazine when Balthy was first introduced. The duel went more or less like this: The bright wizard thought that Gelt's challenge was laughable, and was sure of victory, since he only had to stay away from Gelt, whose touch would turn him to gold. The moment the fight started, he unleashed a blast of fire at Gelt, who conjured up a metal shield to protect himself. The bright wizard wanted to finish the fight quickly and turned the beam fo fire into a continuous ray of deadly heat. Gelt's shield began dissolving, and the bright wizard focused all his power into the beam. Just before Gelt's shield failed, the fire mage realized that his legs were beginning to turn into gold. His focus lost, he stopped the spell, and Gelt walked up to the staff and took it, with his opponent half-gold. Gelt explained that he used the heat ray as a conduit to 'touch' his opponent, and that magic of metal is an amalgam of several winds of magic, fire wind included. The fire patriarch then pledged his fealty, with just his head not yet solid gold, and Gelty released him so ghat they can both fight the enemies of the empire.
    That is what i remember. I may be messing up the details, it's been ages since I read that.
    Love the videos, mr Bonds.

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  4 года назад +674

      I'm honestly glad I didn't find this story beforehand. It deserves its own cinematic short!

    • @uanchovy9480
      @uanchovy9480 4 года назад +360

      Yep, that's the one in 6th edition I referenced just below. See Warhammer Armies: The Empire (2000), p. 54.
      Gelt: "Thyrus Gormann, you forgot that the essence of Metal is in equal parts Stone and Fire. This has caused your defeat. I could take your life now, but the Empire needs your powers against its many enemies, your Order requires your leadership, and I would rather have you as a friend. Do you recognise my authority?"
      Gormann: "Aye, you won the duel in a fair fight. You are our Supreme Patriarch now and you will have my respect and my loyalty... until we meet again here, in eight years."
      Gelt: "I'll be ready, Gormann. I'll be ready."

    • @calebbilling4984
      @calebbilling4984 4 года назад +110

      @@uanchovy9480 6th Ed was peak Fantasy. So much good shit in that era, from the lore in the army books to the random shit they'd put into WD, from the Ogre Kingdoms hype campaign (detailing an imperial scholar's studying of said Big Bois) to the Bugman's Lament campaign (to celebrate the magazine's anniversary) to the variant army lists (which gave us the Vampire Coast, the Barrow Legion, and Clan Moulder armies. They were naff, but they were fine for fluffy armies.)

    • @wenzelplot
      @wenzelplot 4 года назад +8

      @@codybonds OOOOOOH, PLEASE, THAT WOULD BE SO SWEET

    • @harmonlanager2670
      @harmonlanager2670 4 года назад +7

      I expected him to just sending the shield at him. Nothing like getting hit by a flying wall of molten metal

  • @jacobchinn8593
    @jacobchinn8593 4 года назад +1358

    Balthasar Gelt: WELCOME TO ESTALIA GENTLEMEN.
    Everyone: I like your funny words magic man

  • @cpt.bigbrain5954
    @cpt.bigbrain5954 4 года назад +574

    "The fact that gold exists makes all other colors equally inferior" -Emperor

  • @risto4216
    @risto4216 4 года назад +1111

    Ah, Balthazar gelt, the man who singlehandedly inflated the currency of the empire and caused the single most devastating recession in the history of the warhammer fantasy world, yes.

    • @TheCrimsonSpork
      @TheCrimsonSpork 3 года назад +111

      Balthazar Gelt, who was also the founder of GeltCoin. Coincidence?!

    • @maxisjordan2756
      @maxisjordan2756 3 года назад +7

      😂

    • @My10thAccount
      @My10thAccount Год назад

      Local Supreme Patriarch plunges The Empire of Man into Supreme Bankruptcy.

    • @fagihkarundeng6366
      @fagihkarundeng6366 2 месяца назад

      So if I using gold cheat while using Balthasar, its not actually cheat right ?

  • @starguy1o163
    @starguy1o163 4 года назад +2016

    WELCOME TO ESTALLIA GENTLEMAN

    • @MortalCosta
      @MortalCosta 4 года назад +114

      *Paranoid starts playing*

    • @starguy1o163
      @starguy1o163 4 года назад +102

      @@MortalCosta WHEN THE FUNNY SKELETONS RAISE UP FROM THE GROUND AND YOU TURN THEM INTO BONE SCAPS WITH THE FUNNY THREE BARREL GUN

    • @intergalactichumanempire9759
      @intergalactichumanempire9759 4 года назад +121

      I WILL NOT LIE: THE CHANCES OF YOUR SURVIVAL ARE SMALL

    • @jeremycote2030
      @jeremycote2030 4 года назад +104

      @@intergalactichumanempire9759 SOME MAY EVEN TURN AGAINST YOUR FRIENDS AS LIVING CORPSES

    • @МедивХранительТирисфаля
      @МедивХранительТирисфаля 4 года назад +94

      BUT YOU HAVE MY WORD THAT I WILL USR MY ARCANE GIFTS TO ENSURE YOUR BODIES ARE GIVEN UNTO MORR'S GARDEN.

  • @mythloki2213
    @mythloki2213 4 года назад +1578

    "Gelt was able to end the war without a single shot fired"
    "Supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting" - Sun Tzu
    Happy SUPREME patriarch noises

  • @H0kram
    @H0kram 4 года назад +380

    6:55 Gold is more dense than lead.
    Try to picture your bones being instantly extremely dense and heavy, probably falling outside one's body, tearing apart everything.
    Yea, nah. It IS terrifying. The fact that your ennemy could then sell what's left of you to get hoes and boose after the battle seals it. Best leader in battle you can have.

    • @Ben-dr9kh
      @Ben-dr9kh 2 года назад +7

      Nevermind the fact that even if you survive this somehow, your bonemarrow being turned to gold means you can't produce red or white blood cells anymore. So if you're lucky, a cold takes your now massively immunocompromised self out before your cells effectively suffocate, as your body is unable to transport enough oxygen to them.

    • @sbraypaynt
      @sbraypaynt 2 года назад +63

      It would probably be a relatively instantaneous death for the victim seeing as the gold skull would cave in the brain matter, but can you imagine how terrifying it would be to witness your friend collapse under their own weight, FROM THE INSIDE OUT.

    • @dylkiller3501
      @dylkiller3501 Год назад

      Pure gold can also bend from pure muscle strength alone. Even if your head didn't cave in, a much more painful death would be possible. Swinging a sword would snap your arm, taking a step would break your leg, turning your head would snap your neck, and screaming in agony only would bend your jaw like the world's worst bendy straw. Your body would literally be tearing yourself apart and stabbing you from the inside with gilded shards of snapped metal.

    • @frostyfoster7267
      @frostyfoster7267 Год назад +3

      ​@@sbraypaynt so the trick to to transmute all of the bones except the skull?

    • @shooey-mcmoss
      @shooey-mcmoss 6 месяцев назад

      also, gold is as soft as a plastiline. Basically you can mold it with your fingers

  • @demoiselle_chris9466
    @demoiselle_chris9466 4 года назад +760

    I love how some Hellstorm batteries are shooting their infantry in the back and you left it in 😂

  • @Razzrazz90
    @Razzrazz90 4 года назад +581

    Cody drops Noob's Guide to THE LORD OF METAL
    *Paranoid by Black Sabbath Intensifies*

    • @The_Murder_Party
      @The_Murder_Party 4 года назад +19

      *disrant Iron Maiden muttering.*

    • @TreiberSeptim
      @TreiberSeptim 4 года назад +16

      Flashbacks to the forests of Estalia run through your mind. The smell of gunpowder settles in your nose, just before it mixes with the stench of blood. In the back of your head you hear a booming voice you couldn mever forget, uttering a single word that sends shivers down your spine:.
      „Welcome“

    • @nillynush4899
      @nillynush4899 4 года назад +5

      "Lord of Metal", Sabbath.. low key Brutal Legend joke?

    • @Razzrazz90
      @Razzrazz90 4 года назад +2

      @@nillynush4899 *it fucken is NOW*

  • @majintab7710
    @majintab7710 4 года назад +587

    As a chemist, I can tell you that having your bones turned in gold during a battle, would be pretty bad for you, gold is too malleable, and your bones would bend inside you, so DON’T TRY IT AT HOME!!!!

    • @mrfrost6211
      @mrfrost6211 4 года назад +16

      Awww

    • @AsaelTheBeast
      @AsaelTheBeast 4 года назад +62

      Blood platelets are also made in the bone marrow. Would be like rapid onset of final stage leukemia.

    • @aelix56
      @aelix56 4 года назад +20

      @@AsaelTheBeast Then you'd have magical gold platelets which are better and shinier.

    • @8eewee
      @8eewee 4 года назад +6

      I am curious what that would actually do to a person, aside from insufferable torment and the forementioned soft bones.

    • @AsaelTheBeast
      @AsaelTheBeast 4 года назад +19

      @@8eewee Well, gold is much, much denser than bone. You'd probably gain about a hundred pounds or more immediately.
      This would also likely cause your shins to break- or at the very least bend into being useless. I'd bet that would be rather painful. If you had the misfortune to fall on your chest or back, either could easily become seriously deformed- possibly killing you outright and definitely making life difficult. Breathing would be difficult in either case.
      Without blood platelets, you'd become deathly anemic. Might take a while to die from that, but effectively you are suffocating because there is nothing to carry the oxygen from your lungs to other parts of the body.

  • @undeadsynth8727
    @undeadsynth8727 4 года назад +263

    I was reading his lore yesterday. i'm listening to it today.
    I'm obsessed with this supreme lord.

    • @melonchilisauce4219
      @melonchilisauce4219 4 года назад +33

      Started an empire campaign a few days ago, and he's quickly become one of my warhammer favorites.

    • @undeadsynth8727
      @undeadsynth8727 4 года назад +18

      @@melonchilisauce4219 I just got to use his SUPREME artillery (hellfire rockets) a few hours for the first time and i must say that i'm not dissapointed at all.

    • @dazmaz1269
      @dazmaz1269 4 года назад +14

      Just do yourself a favor and don't touch the endtimes. The stuff they wrote for him is bullshit.

  • @GutsOfRivia
    @GutsOfRivia 4 года назад +77

    Imagine mastering the lore of death only to find out every spell you know is illegal in the ritual magic duels.

    • @Forestxavier20
      @Forestxavier20 Год назад +17

      "Representing the Lore of Death: Deathmaster Snikch!"
      "He's not a wizard, he doesn't know magic! Hell, he's not even a human!"
      "Yeah, we know. Look, the options were doing this or allowing you guys to kill each other. If the Skaven gets out of hand, just prepare to die because we aren't gonna open this bitch if we don't hear all of you confirming that you didn't get shanked thirty-seven times."
      "Snikch resent-hate that very much-much."

  • @theingeniousone5141
    @theingeniousone5141 4 года назад +78

    "Welcome to Estalia, gentlemen. I will not lie, the chances of your survival are small - some may even turn against your friends as living corpses... But you have my word that I will use my arcane gifts to ensure your bodies are given unto Morr's garden. This is the greatest reward, more than even gold, for the fate of your soul is an eternal concern! Now, come. Follow me, strike down the Undead that rise against us, allow me to find this eldritch amulet. I ask not for my own selfish studies, but for the good of the Empire!"

  • @justanaverageguy912
    @justanaverageguy912 4 года назад +289

    "Gelt" is just antiquated German for "money".
    Jiddisch, the language used by central European Jews, is a mixture of a lot of languages, but most prominently German. This is also why a lot of the Jews that migrated to the US have German surnames.
    Contrary to common belief, surnames ending in "Berg" are not specifically Jewish, they are specifically German. ("Berg" - "Mountain")
    "Ashkenazi" translated means: "German". It derives from "Ashkenaz" - "Germany".

    • @apotato6278
      @apotato6278 4 года назад +33

      Yeah, same goes for Jewish food. It isn't really "jewish", it's basically a culinary mixtape mostly featuring central and eastern europe. Latkes are just common potato pancakes (see Rösti, Hash Browns or Raggmunkar), Bagels are most likely from Krákow (or just German) and by god if you think Gravlax is Jewish i'm legally obligated as a Scandinavian to slap you.
      If any Jew or American Gravlax enthusiast reads this then please try hovmästarsås. This is a hill i'm willing to die on. Gravlax goes best with a mustard sauce.

    • @KillerOrca
      @KillerOrca 4 года назад +1

      So whats the difference between Berg and Burg?

    • @Lowieiscool
      @Lowieiscool 4 года назад +45

      @@KillerOrca Berg is a mountain. Burg kinda refers to castle, place.

    • @volodymyrboitchouk
      @volodymyrboitchouk 4 года назад +12

      @@KillerOrca burg is typically in reference to a town or city. It is from there that we get the term burgher which means someone living in a city, usually a member of the middle class. This word is itself the origin of the more famous term; bourgeoisie.

    • @directrulefromgamerchair3947
      @directrulefromgamerchair3947 4 года назад +7

      Yup. This is why one of the most interesting NSDAP intellectuals was called Alfred Rosenberg.

  • @DainnGreywall
    @DainnGreywall 2 года назад +60

    Imagine being a college of life master in that wizard dueling ring... "Uhm... have at ye?" *heals everyone in the room*

    • @Prince__Teclis
      @Prince__Teclis 2 года назад +10

      Life magic can be surprisingly nasty in a fight.

    • @theenderdestruction2362
      @theenderdestruction2362 2 года назад +5

      You ever seen a man get overheated to get point of it being tumerus I have I was the death wizard who killed the life wizard

    • @chandlerpearce6213
      @chandlerpearce6213 6 месяцев назад +4

      It’s so funny how “life” magic styles in fiction are either useless in a fight or a war crime

    • @owaenlawrence9964
      @owaenlawrence9964 5 месяцев назад

      It's decent for combat. When your fighting someone who doesn't use magic

  • @jordinagel1184
    @jordinagel1184 4 года назад +46

    “... and his surname Gelt, a reference to the money given to children during Hannuka”
    Or, y’know, just the German word for money (yes, technically it’s “Geld,” but GW loved its only slightly German/Dutch names for the Empire)

  • @theyoda55
    @theyoda55 4 года назад +69

    Aurelian: "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, and I am indeed flattered.... Though I expected someone with my visage to be emperor."

    • @samuellennon1984
      @samuellennon1984 3 года назад +4

      If Aurelian was Emperor of the Empire, he would've destroyed chaos in a year at most.

  • @Tank1711
    @Tank1711 4 года назад +235

    I think you meant David Attenborough not his bother who's been dead for like 5 years 🤣🤣

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  4 года назад +77

      Dagbnabbit. Yes. Ive watched every single one of his specials from the last ten years and still screwed that up.

    • @SpaceKnight105
      @SpaceKnight105 4 года назад +4

      @@codybonds balthasar is better than fortnite midas, he just touch things turns to gold and use guns
      but for b man way better

    • @Tank1711
      @Tank1711 4 года назад +2

      @@codybonds its fine dude we know who you meant 😂 any plans on Arkhan?

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  4 года назад +8

      @@Tank1711 Arkhan's story is so tied with Nagash that I really need his model to tell that story. There's a modded one releasing soon, if Total War themselves don't have him as a DLC.

    • @Tank1711
      @Tank1711 4 года назад +1

      @@codybonds true, I'm just a whore for tomb kings and their lore 😂😂

  • @melonchilisauce4219
    @melonchilisauce4219 4 года назад +560

    "I just find it hilarious that the one time GW didn't rip off Tolkien, they created a wizard who vacations in upstate New York yet still complains about how many shekels his Knish costs"
    now that line is GOLD

  • @conradwerth6954
    @conradwerth6954 4 года назад +153

    6:16 Imperial Gunnery School is really turning out great artillery crews, aren't they?

    • @conradwerth6954
      @conradwerth6954 4 года назад +18

      And again at 10:29. A great showing of Imperial Gunnery!

    • @ZackTheChiller
      @ZackTheChiller 4 года назад +8

      war is hell isn't it?

    • @hamiltonaraujoleite4049
      @hamiltonaraujoleite4049 4 года назад +2

      @@ZackTheChiller it's azumgi engineering at it's finest.

    • @tiggerbane4325
      @tiggerbane4325 4 года назад +4

      ​@@ZackTheChiller "War isn’t Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse." - Hawkeye

    • @MarkoFTW
      @MarkoFTW 3 года назад +1

      Completly normal phenomena

  • @Le-cp9tr
    @Le-cp9tr 4 года назад +55

    Gelt: “Oh no! I’ve been cursed to turn my skin to this Golden form for all eternity!”
    Settra: “Yo, what the fuck.”

  • @artimasblackmour4638
    @artimasblackmour4638 4 года назад +49

    6:15-6:20 is the best scene. Nothing like troops shouting praise to their flying lord above while being rocketed by their own men from behind!

  • @sam_dalioni
    @sam_dalioni 4 года назад +251

    "while raining buffs and debuffs on anyone he deems worthy of his golden shower"
    slow clap.....clap.......clap

    • @konstg6503
      @konstg6503 3 года назад +1

      NOW I get it LFMAAOOOOO

  • @kriegscommissarmccraw4205
    @kriegscommissarmccraw4205 3 года назад +33

    Turning bones into gold would quickly become lethal, marrow is extremely important.

  • @tobyharrison4702
    @tobyharrison4702 4 года назад +154

    May I please make the suggestion for the next lord you do to please do Kroqgar next. I don’t know how you have avoided the lord that is literally a dinosaur riding a larger dinosaur, while having a robot arm that can shoot enemies with laser blasts.

    • @brockbabcock3086
      @brockbabcock3086 4 года назад +29

      only in warhammer is this statement considered normal

    • @voidcoconutcrab5131
      @voidcoconutcrab5131 4 года назад +10

      I would prefer if he did a video about Mazdamundi, but he did too much videos about the scalie guys

    • @poyloos4834
      @poyloos4834 4 года назад

      @@brockbabcock3086 kinda boring even

    • @brockbabcock3086
      @brockbabcock3086 4 года назад +6

      @@poyloos4834 but lets be honest who deosn't like an old school dinosaur laser fight

    • @andrewmeyer3599
      @andrewmeyer3599 4 года назад +6

      @@brockbabcock3086 all fun and games until robots and sharks show up

  • @Drocksas
    @Drocksas 4 года назад +102

    Another knockout, as usual!
    ...as for next noob's guide, since the vampire counts were mentioned in this one, maybe we dip (poor choice of words, I know) into the Von Carsteins with Vlad next go?

    • @Eclipsed_Embers
      @Eclipsed_Embers 4 года назад +3

      considering how closely tied together they are Cody might as well do Vlad and Isabella in a single video

    • @Drocksas
      @Drocksas 4 года назад +2

      @@Eclipsed_Embers I mean, you can't have one without the other, so you might as well make it a two-for-one special. Their inherent reinforcement ability at least guarantees that you'd probably have to either do that or make theirs one after the other

    • @Razzrazz90
      @Razzrazz90 4 года назад

      If we wanna give him a real challenge, have him do one on Ghorst...

  • @jeremycote2030
    @jeremycote2030 4 года назад +54

    Good video! As much as I would love to see a noob guide for Lord Skrolk or Thretch, I think the next noob should be about a lord from a faction you never talked about: Mannfed or Vlad for vampire counts, Khazrak or Morghur for beastmen, Orion or Durthu for wood elves or Wulfrik and Throgg from Norsca.

    • @screamingcactus1753
      @screamingcactus1753 4 года назад +9

      I'm on for all of that except Orion and Durthu. I'd love to see Wood Elves, but they've got a DLC in the works that's probably coming with a major rework. I think he should hold off on talking about the Wood Elves until after that drops.

    • @DrMessed
      @DrMessed 4 года назад +1

      I'd say do norsca

    • @The_Murder_Party
      @The_Murder_Party 4 года назад +3

      Vlad is my preference.

    • @poyloos4834
      @poyloos4834 4 года назад +1

      Yeah any of those would work

  • @versok2999
    @versok2999 4 года назад +34

    Just in time, I started a mortal empires campaign recently with him, HE IS SUPREME

  • @CEOofNano
    @CEOofNano 4 года назад +31

    Gelt: "We're going to show these Counts what for!"
    Karl Franz: "This - does not have - has my consent!"

  • @undeadsynth8727
    @undeadsynth8727 4 года назад +48

    I was looking for this video these days, it just came out and i literally howled in excitement lol.
    Golden moment.

  • @hjluke4807
    @hjluke4807 4 года назад +93

    “Welcome to Estalia gentlemen!”
    Come on, someone had to post this in the comments

  • @EmpireFanatic
    @EmpireFanatic 3 года назад +10

    The 6ed Empire army book has the official story on how he became Supreme Patriarch. It basically comes down to him and the current Supreme Patriarch (Fire). He turns the fire magic of his opponent against him and it ends with the fire wizard encapsulated in metal (doesnt kill him though). From then on Balthasar Gelt is the Supreme Patriarch.

  • @qwynnthotland6775
    @qwynnthotland6775 4 года назад +24

    I'm not sure how true this is. But I heard that the main reason Karl Franz wears his silver seal is because he's afraid of Gelt walking up to him, turning him to a golden statue and naming himself emperor.

  • @jetplayer77
    @jetplayer77 4 года назад +67

    Golden experience now yall!

  • @angelchronicles9848
    @angelchronicles9848 4 года назад +42

    I'd suggest Alberic de Bordeleaux, he's a pretty cool looking knight with a ocean astectic, plus Bretonnia is a badass kingdom

  • @ricardorodriguez2343
    @ricardorodriguez2343 4 года назад +39

    Yes! This is the gold I was looking for!!!

  • @williamglass2223
    @williamglass2223 4 года назад +16

    Welcome to Estalia gentlemen. I will not lie, the chances of your survival are small. Some may even turn against your friends as living corpses, but you have my word that I will use my arcane gifts to ensure your bodies are given unto Morr's Garden. This is the greatest reward, more than even gold, for the fate of your soul is an eternal concern. Now come, follow me. Strike down the undead that rise against us, allow me to find this eldritch amulet. I ask not for my own selfish studies, but for the good of the Empire!”
    -Balthasar Gelt

  • @jasperbakker261
    @jasperbakker261 4 года назад +29

    It's kinda sad that Karl Franz is the only Empire lord without a video at this point

    • @bolikde9389
      @bolikde9389 4 года назад +13

      That action does not have his consent.

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  4 года назад +32

      Not until I have a clip of Henry Cavill saying "Summon the Elector Counts"

    • @lordwarlockthangwrath8662
      @lordwarlockthangwrath8662 4 года назад +1

      @@codybonds I'd say Kemmler or Vlad would do a decent video.
      What say you, sir?

  • @Johnnythefirst
    @Johnnythefirst 4 года назад +7

    Every time Gelt hears a rustle in the bushes and turns around, he pokes out somebody's eyes with those things on his head.

    • @jamesnewman7509
      @jamesnewman7509 4 года назад +2

      Shouldn't have been polishing his helmet without asking first.

  • @lesROKnoobz
    @lesROKnoobz 4 года назад +3

    Welcome to Estalia gentlemen. I really love that line. That entire speech. His voice actor did a great job. I wish all the voice actors did as well as he did

  • @zebadiahganjabutter
    @zebadiahganjabutter 4 года назад +5

    You are the real gold in our life Mr. Bonds. Keep up the awesome work on these noob guides 👍👍

  • @MrDioXIII
    @MrDioXIII 4 года назад +5

    I thought the Wizard duel was between Gelt and Thyrus Gorman (the Bright wizard who you fight in one of the quest battles) with Gelt managing to use some magically trickery to make a touch spell hit from a distance, turning Thyrus into gold and claiming the win.

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  4 года назад

      Someone else posted here that it's a short story from the 6th edition army book. Which means games workshop is inconsistent in their lore, surprise!

  • @cliffhanger4945
    @cliffhanger4945 4 года назад +7

    -no you cant just melt our entire army!
    -ha ha hounds of gehenna going bork

  • @suprememagistar
    @suprememagistar 3 года назад +2

    warhammer lore is so damn deep, like there's so much occult elements embedded into it, along with the warhammer 40k universe.

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  3 года назад

      I have an archaeology degree, and Warhammer takes alot of digging to find all the relevant information.

    • @suprememagistar
      @suprememagistar 3 года назад

      @@codybonds yeah its almost like the lore is being made out of no where. I mean come on, the warhammer 40k timeline kind of makes sense if you think about the lore literally. Same goes for warhammer fantasy, lizardmen actually built the mayan pyramids and so on. Its a conspiracy theorist's fantasy world.

  • @brosephnoonan223
    @brosephnoonan223 4 года назад +10

    "A Sasha Grey Special..."
    So Gelt is gonna sit down with the enemies of the Empire and read their kids story books!
    Thats Sasha Grey at her most special.

  • @ManiacalToaster
    @ManiacalToaster 4 года назад +8

    Aranessa is a lot of fun to play, especially with that Saratosa pirates mod. I know you don’t do entire videos on mods for these, but you’ve mentioned mods a few times so I figured it’d be worth a look.
    Great Book of Grudges did a video on the Sartosa Overhaul mod.

  • @elliottgaal9774
    @elliottgaal9774 4 года назад +1

    Hurray for another Noob's guide!
    You should do one one of the elven faction leaders
    I miss those so much.
    Keep it up M. Bonds

  • @krikuvre
    @krikuvre 4 года назад +3

    Ay, I made that handsome Gelt meme :D
    I'm so happy that it finally appeared somewhere (except reddit of course)
    Btw nice vid

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  4 года назад +2

      I made sure to credit you in the description. I also added to it's edges so the Great work you did fills the screen.

  • @willow66699
    @willow66699 4 года назад +12

    Missed opportunity to start the video with “welcome to Estalia gentlemen”

  • @nicholasps1
    @nicholasps1 4 года назад +2

    I just started a Gelt campaign last night!! Hell yeah!!

  • @Aredel
    @Aredel 4 года назад +5

    Noice. Always loving watching the man himself turn Vietstalia into the world's largest statue room. Can we get a video for Teclis, Grimgor, or Thorgrim Grudgebearer next?

  • @jsspartan622
    @jsspartan622 4 года назад +5

    A noobs guide to either Morathi or Malekith would be really funny
    Or you could do a slightly longer episode and do both, they’d be in to it

  • @XemawthEvo2
    @XemawthEvo2 4 года назад +1

    Wow, thank you for many laughs, the jokes come fast and heavy here! Extremely well written, keep up the great work

  • @Snakedude4life
    @Snakedude4life 4 года назад +27

    Every shower he takes,
    _Is a golden one!_
    🐍
    💀 no step on SNEK!🇺🇸🇭🇰

    • @Necrozma1166
      @Necrozma1166 4 года назад +1

      Didn't expect to see you here.

  • @williamglass2223
    @williamglass2223 4 года назад +7

    Gelt: “Welcome to Estalia, gentlemen!”
    *Paranoid intensifies

  • @Sir_Gerald_Nosehairs.
    @Sir_Gerald_Nosehairs. 3 года назад +2

    I like the idea of a Yiddish Balthazar Gelt.
    "Welcome to Estalia my boys. Before we go into battle, remember to eat something, and don't forget to visit your mothers when you get home.."

  • @hotboi8510
    @hotboi8510 3 года назад +4

    One big downside to having your bones turn to gold is not having access to your bone marrow anymore which could lead to some pretty severe blood disorders

  • @angrysnailbug
    @angrysnailbug 4 года назад +1

    I'm really enjoying your transition to a warhammer lore channel

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  4 года назад

      It's the same skillet as history videos. I'd like to keep doing both types, but it may eventually require a second channel.

  • @DecadentReaver
    @DecadentReaver 4 года назад +1

    It's funny how natural it feels to see the Mixu Legendary Lord Elector Counts at this point. Honestly, it gives The Empire so much more personality as allies and enemies to have them all as unique characters.

  • @royalunai966
    @royalunai966 2 года назад +1

    "With Gelt victory was assured" As a hellstorm rocket battery keeps hitting that poor line of state troops in the back

  • @saltefan5925
    @saltefan5925 4 года назад +2

    My suggestion for the next Noob's Guide would be either
    Vlad or Isabella
    The famous powercouple that could only be stopped by the meddling of Mannchild

  • @shaulkramer2963
    @shaulkramer2963 4 года назад +2

    Awesome. One of my favorite lords.
    An obscure one that could be fun would be Elspeth Von Draken

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  4 года назад +2

      You noticed her guest appearance at the end?

    • @shaulkramer2963
      @shaulkramer2963 4 года назад

      @@codybonds indeed. I’ve been playing her campaign with Mixu’s unlocker. It’s been a blast

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  4 года назад +2

      @@shaulkramer2963 if they ever officially add more Empire lords I figure she's near the top of the list.

    • @shaulkramer2963
      @shaulkramer2963 4 года назад

      @@codybonds sweet!

    • @shaulkramer2963
      @shaulkramer2963 4 года назад

      @@codybonds there’s not a lot of lore on her, but what’s there is pretty fascinating

  • @manuz4932
    @manuz4932 4 года назад +1

    I would love to see a Noobs Guide to Arkhan the Black just to see what mentions of Nagash would be in the vid!

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  4 года назад +1

      I figure Nagash will show up in Warhammer 3.

  • @Hollyclown
    @Hollyclown 4 года назад +4

    *Fortunate Son plays in the distance*

  • @uanchovy9480
    @uanchovy9480 4 года назад +1

    re: 6:00
    There is actually a full account of Gelt's duel with Thyrus Gormann in the 6th edition Empire army book. The key trick was using a ray of flame to transmit a touch-range spell to Gormann himself, as I recall.

  • @undeadsynth8727
    @undeadsynth8727 4 года назад +8

    My first premiere of these series and it is truly S U P R E M E !

  • @Ghostrebel017
    @Ghostrebel017 4 года назад +1

    Nice video as always.
    And as always, I shall leave my request...
    you know what it is.
    A Noob's Guide to Wulfrik the Wanderer.

  • @tk97898
    @tk97898 4 года назад +1

    Thanks for making me laugh and lifting my mood, even when im new to all this lore.

  • @dylanhilton8431
    @dylanhilton8431 4 года назад +4

    Honestly I think Alith Anar would be amazing for you to do!

  • @olegoleg258
    @olegoleg258 2 года назад +1

    turning the enemies gold into lead... that is a thing i never thought of, I'm stealing this

  • @shinkicker404
    @shinkicker404 4 года назад +3

    “Sasha Grey special” Hmm... interesting analogy.

  • @TheDude90100
    @TheDude90100 4 года назад +2

    I was expecting this video to start with "Welcome to Estalia gentlemen"

  • @JoshSweetvale
    @JoshSweetvale 2 года назад +2

    Cody Bonds: HAHA JEW JEW JEW
    Me: No, that's just an Amsterdammer. Marienburg, yo.

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  2 года назад

      Marienburg is likely coming next year coincidentally.

  • @LucarioDoT
    @LucarioDoT 4 года назад

    I'm for some reason very happy that the "Welcome to Estalia" thing was used.

  • @SpaceKnight105
    @SpaceKnight105 4 года назад +7

    WELCOME TO VIETSALIA GENTLEMEN!!!
    "ikit nukes him"

  • @lcdcstudios
    @lcdcstudios 4 года назад

    I used to avoid your videos because im not new to the game and i know what im doing and im so glad i watched them because now im addicted

  • @brandonforrester9729
    @brandonforrester9729 4 года назад +1

    Grombrindal. Come on please satisfy the grudge

  • @BTD28
    @BTD28 2 года назад +1

    So Gelt is the Dragon Born? I remember becoming archmage with only casting the flames spell. Good times.

  • @ACFriday6
    @ACFriday6 4 года назад +5

    Please do a guide to Grimgor next: he kicked Archaon in the nads in the previous canon, and in the current canon, he headbutted Archaon. He exudes badass.

  • @elvastan
    @elvastan 4 года назад +1

    "With a speed only your boss's son can manage"
    GENIUS

  • @thebakerofbananabread3237
    @thebakerofbananabread3237 4 года назад +3

    I love the smell of alchemy in the morning!

  • @Milenos
    @Milenos 4 года назад +1

    *Duel of Magic, BUT you can't kill your opponnent.*
    *Death magic user:* Am i a joke to you?

  • @porten1277
    @porten1277 4 года назад +1

    Loved it! very witty puns : D

  • @MedTech37572
    @MedTech37572 3 года назад +5

    Considering gold itself is about five times as heavy as calcium, your bones turning into gold would be really debilitating.

    • @Warmaster2001
      @Warmaster2001 3 месяца назад

      Sounds like King Midas to me)

  • @isaacbentleygorski1532
    @isaacbentleygorski1532 3 года назад

    I love that your empire elector counts menu shows that you are using mixus lord mods

  • @L33TBOOM
    @L33TBOOM 5 месяцев назад

    My friends saying goodbye: See ya homie.
    Me saying goodbye to my friends: Friendship is more valuable than gold, or so I'm told.

  • @Riwillion
    @Riwillion 4 года назад +2

    "... resurrecting the country"
    Is that a reference to how he started using necromancy during the End Times?

  • @DanMcLeodNeptuneUK
    @DanMcLeodNeptuneUK 4 года назад

    So many memes, hot takes and qoutable references! 10/10

  • @PoePoePoed
    @PoePoePoed 4 года назад +2

    noobs guide to mazdamundi, the thiccest toad around

  • @lachlanmckinnie1406
    @lachlanmckinnie1406 4 года назад

    Now we need a Noob's Guide to Durthu! Angry tree with the Sword of Khaine!

  • @Xylophytae
    @Xylophytae 2 года назад +1

    turning your enemies leg bones to gold would be terrifying because gold cannot support itself due to its softness and weight

  • @KungKras
    @KungKras 2 года назад +1

    Greatest wiard of our age? Teclis would like a word with you. As do the chaos sorcerers.

  • @dalorasinum386
    @dalorasinum386 4 года назад

    Grombrindal noobs guide next. You could do a bit referencing all the weird models he’s had over the years

  • @tristonmohler4976
    @tristonmohler4976 4 года назад +1

    Khazrak or Wulfric the Wanderer would both be pretty dope

  • @TheRealKevbot
    @TheRealKevbot 4 года назад

    My joy is immeasurable and my day is GOLD

  • @minordetails2103
    @minordetails2103 4 года назад +1

    OMG I can't stop laughing. I will have to start a new campaign to play Gelt. This one floored me: "As your early game will be a Sasha Grey special staring the Greenskins, Vampire Counts, and any elector count too big for their britches"

  • @adhdoug925
    @adhdoug925 4 года назад +1

    _Golden boy_
    _Born to love, and live for joy_
    _I'm a golden boy_

  • @JJTN2K
    @JJTN2K 4 года назад

    0:00 Cody: welcome to a noobs guide
    My mind: *WELCOME TO ESTALIA GENTLEMAN!!*

  • @kingmoopy8700
    @kingmoopy8700 4 года назад +3

    Noobs guide to beastmen next

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  4 года назад +2

      It's no secret they have a rework coming. I hesitate to do one on them until that happens.

    • @zebadiahganjabutter
      @zebadiahganjabutter 4 года назад

      Wise decision to wait.

  • @christianshirreff1712
    @christianshirreff1712 4 года назад +1

    I think archaon or karl franz would be a sweet guide. They got lots of good lore haha

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  4 года назад +1

      Not until I have a clip of Henry Cavill saying "Summon the Elector Counts"

    • @christianshirreff1712
      @christianshirreff1712 4 года назад

      @@codybonds Ill get right on it haha