In my Heart, Kroq-Gar made it onto the ships and survived in Age of Sigmar. Not even the destruction of an entire setting can stop this walking War crime Generator.
Sadly, no. If he survived the attack on Lustria he would have later starved to death with almost all other existing Lizardmen. On the other hand, he was such an absolute murder machine that it appears that he burned himself into the minds of the Slann who then tried to print him from memories mixed with raw magic which would explain why his model is still usable lore-wise.
In my Heart, the Old World still exist, Because the NON SENSE of End Times story has not ended in such non sense way. So Age of Shitmar doesn't exist at all.
@@davidguglielmo1177 The only thing that makes me angry about the model is that they named it old blood saurian instead of kroq gar. But yeah, he still lives.
Killing rats and daemons. Enact the Great Plan. Riding friend-shaped Dino into battle. Having a magic Spear and lasercanon gauntlet. Kroq-Gar's life is good.
Lystrosaurus was a herbivorous dicynodont synapsid from the Late Permian and early Triassic Periods (roughly 255-240 Million years ago). It was a meter long pig like thing with splayed legs and a short beak and a pair of tusks. It was notable for surviving the End Permian extinction event, otherwise known as the Great Dying, which killed between 70-90% of all life on earth. When the dust settled, Lystrosaurus was in an empty world and soon filled it. For the first few million yeas of the Triassic period up to 95% of all land vertebrates by mass were lystrosaurus.
So he was the equivalent of an ancient roach? Very cool history there, thanks for sharing. I always forget the dinosaurs had multiple mass extinction events before them.
@@codybonds Lystrosaurus came before Dinosaurs (which showed up about 230 MYA ago or so). Also as a Synapsid, it's closer to us. In the Carboniferous period, land vertibrates were basically salamanders. Then one type became optimized for life on land, laid eggs with shells and became more like a lizard. The first of these were Anapsids, from which two lines diverged from them: Synapsids (which had have a pair of extra holes in the skull and are the ancestors of mammals) and Diapsids (which had two sets of holes in the sides of the skull and were the ancestors of Reptiles, Dinosaurs and Birds).
@@codybonds in the triassic/jurassic border there was also a mass extinction event, which likley head started the dino era. Because the earliest dinosaurs survived it, whilst many other groups of animals did not. During the triassic dinosaurs were just one of many animal groups spreading around the world. E.g. Diictodontia and other therapsids (mammal ancestors), other archeosaur relatives and else.
This is a character that needs to appear in AoS, the Seraphon have like 3 characters and Kroq Gar could fill the rol of old wise mentor to new Saurus leaders, he was the leader of the armies of Lustria, im sure he got a spot in the spaceships
Yeah I have him on my desk he came in the seraphon start collecting box with some saurus knights and saurus warriors. He has the hand of the gods and the spear of tlanxla
@@isabelh5561 Grimloq died fighting Skrolk. Kroq was so pissed he grabbed Skrolks head with the Iron Man gauntlet and gave him the ol' Omni-Man squeeze
Grymloq is what you get when you take the Indominus Rex, juice it with PCP, replace the intelligence with the personality of a khornate berserker, and then make it though as nails, infact Grymloq is so vicious that when he hatched he ate his fellow hatchlings
All where planned but GW never released Sludge or Snarl as mounts, but first was planned for one of the named Skinks and iirc Snarl was going to drag a chariot for a Saurus.
"The can of pringle you swore you would never eat." Looks at the can of opened pringle that had sat on my shelf for like three year. Thankfully, I threw it out after i moved.
Didn’t Kroq-gar leave the doomed city with a group of survivors and fought an unending guerilla war through which eventually over time him and Grymloc were the only ones left? I’m not worried to much about it though, you probably shortened it for brevity’s sake and to put emphasis on those two.
I gave the lizard men a try just recently and Kroq-Gar just seemed so cool to me. Had the best campaign I have ever had with him and I am now a huge Lizardman fan.
Watching these videos gives me the drive to play characters I didn't appreciate or care for and it gives me a whole new experience knowing their story keep up the good work!
Honestly, yeah. Plenty of characters I was never really in to and thought their playstyles looked weird, but then I watched a Bonds video on it and decided to give it a go. Thanks to Cody I'm finally passable at Skaven and can actually line up the weapon teams properly without getting my entire army killed because I didn't realize the hill was a pixel too high and my guys couldn't shoot over it
Man, I`m always so impressed by the level of your editing and even more by your writing. Noobs guides is by far the bast warhammer content on youtube. Thank you for the videos!
'Like that can of pringles you swore you wouldn't eat in one sitting' *Me watching this video while working my way through a can of pringles in one sitting* "i feel like im getting called out here"
@@JacopoSkydweller No, but they probably wouldn't care. I'm a human (a species in the Warhammer world that is part of the great plan) and I am not breaking the great plan, so as long as I don't attack them or something I have nothing to fear no matter what I say. Also they might not understand me, because they speak Saurian and all.
I feel like mention should have been made of the spree he went on when Lord Skrolk killed Grimloq. Kroq-gar went absolutely even more insane mode than normal, and I respect it.
I kind of admit, I wish they had a proper 'This is the Dino Lizard man' LL for them. Kroq used to be the closest thing to it with armor buffs to dinos, but they made him more saurus focused...I don't mind it too terribly much, but if nothing else I would love to see a lord specifically for the Dino ball of Doom.
@@rokkraljkolesa9317 His name is Tetto'ekko and he is too nice. He's basically a perfect sweet old boy who likes to stargaze all the time and if you piss him off he rips actual comets, not just piddly comets of Cassandora, out of the sky and nukes entire cities. Tetto'ekko is a pure caster lord.
the line "when a badass loses an arm it only makes them stronger" that line is so true even in history, there were examples like Gor the iron hand, a knight who lost his left hand but fought in many battles, lord nelson who fought in some of the grandest sea battles and the most coolest British office in world war one and world war two, General Adrian Carton De Wart, a man who fought in the front lines lead multiple charges, was shot about more then 11 times survive all of them including a bullet to the face, lost his left hand (by lost he asked the doctor to amputate it but the doctor said no, so he did it himself) then in his late 60s in world war 2 he fought with the polish restience was captured but lead multiple escape attempts, actually survive till the end and died in his bed peacefully, he had I think sustain elven injuries that were very much leathy, including falling down the stairs near his retirement, some people would say he was luckily and asked why he would fought in both wars, the man answered practically when he was asked about his view on world war one he replay "I actually love the war, really" note, this man was on the front lines, witness the battle of sollum, experience mustard gas, shot in the eye and lost his left arm and he said he love it, the man is very much different kind of solider I swear he be the kind of person to ask God for more harder battles.
Kroq-Gar: -Has a giant dinosaur as a best friend and mount. -Has killed uncountable demons and rats. -Has a laser cannon as a hand. -Can 1v1 The Suneater. Probably the coolest lizardman since Lord Kroak.
I played kroq gar in tw:w2 vortex on very hard, quickly made my way down to the harbor city and thought "hey, I'll explore that island" and was almost destroyed by a fully stacked undead pirate army. as Skaven took my capital and made me unable to recruit new saurus I pulled myself north and settled the northern jungles, depleting my army further. Two armies of Skaven and Beastmen approached. Then I summoned a dinosaur army and took all southern Lustria.
I have loved Lizardmen since the first time I saw one in any property, my favourite part about the Warhammer ones is how they keep their heads still when they move or charge, something about that just looks violent, focused, inhuman… shame what GW did to the old world, shame.
Yes! The best Lizardman Lord gets his guide! Screw Saurus Warriors when we got frickin dinosaurs! Still waiting for Thorgrim, Karl, Tyrion Malakith, Archaon, and the other faction leaders to get their own noob's guides
In my head of how Kroq-Gor lost his arm is that after a awesome battle he notice it was barley hanging on he either pulled it off with his other hand or like the bad ass he is he just bite it off
I'm a die hard Dawi. But last night I was thinking about my iguana I had when I graduated High School, and all of a sudden I had the overwhelming urge to see the Lizardmen. Not looking back.
The only good part about end times is Kroq Gar leading an entire army of carnosaur riders against the skaven and afterwards piling 10 warlord heads on his saddle
In my Heart, Kroq-Gar made it onto the ships and survived in Age of Sigmar. Not even the destruction of an entire setting can stop this walking War crime Generator.
In The seraphon Models there is The model of kroqgar with is big chunky dinosaur boy
They're not war crimes because none of Kroq-Gar's victims have any rights. Only dino boys and big toads have rights
Sadly, no. If he survived the attack on Lustria he would have later starved to death with almost all other existing Lizardmen. On the other hand, he was such an absolute murder machine that it appears that he burned himself into the minds of the Slann who then tried to print him from memories mixed with raw magic which would explain why his model is still usable lore-wise.
In my Heart, the Old World still exist, Because the NON SENSE of End Times story has not ended in such non sense way.
So Age of Shitmar doesn't exist at all.
@@davidguglielmo1177 The only thing that makes me angry about the model is that they named it old blood saurian instead of kroq gar. But yeah, he still lives.
‘ate greenskins
‘ate chaos
‘ate dark elves
‘ate warmbloods
‘ate skaven
luv me Grymloq
luv me territory
luv me spear
luv me Mazdamundi
Simple as
No 'acist just don't wan'm in my temple
*Mazdamundi. Two 'd's'.
*Luv me lasa' ahm
It’s not even a simplification of “hate,” he’s a dinosaur. What else would he do to them?
You mean hate not ate right?…..right?
I never thought I would equate the painful demise of an elf lord with a squeaky toy. I stand corrected.
That part did give me a good giggle.
That was Amazing. I laughed harder than I probably should have.
I thought this was Slaaneshs' whole schtick.
I REFUSE
you come into our jungle and hurt our skinks better to ready to find out is all i'll say
As a massive lizard man fan that “Do we get to win this time” joke really stung man
Killing rats and daemons.
Enact the Great Plan.
Riding friend-shaped Dino into battle.
Having a magic Spear and lasercanon gauntlet.
Kroq-Gar's life is good.
I don't see how Grymloq is "friend-shaped", but perhaps the definition is different for the cold ones.
Mine is a capybara, the guinea big, by the way.
@@HeavyMetalClown056 Grimloq is more a "friend that would help you in a bar fight" -shaped, but these are the best friends you can have imo.
@@DerSisch fair enough, I can see the value in that ;)
Maybe Kroc-gar names all his carnosaurs Grimlock, kinda like how Geralt of Rivia always names his mares Roach.
Me Grimloq not Extinct, me KING!
@@philipdavis3871 They're totally different characters, and not at all completely identical, I assure you.
Finally the final defender gets his guide
yeah i have waited for this
bout friggin time!
Lystrosaurus was a herbivorous dicynodont synapsid from the Late Permian and early Triassic Periods (roughly 255-240 Million years ago). It was a meter long pig like thing with splayed legs and a short beak and a pair of tusks. It was notable for surviving the End Permian extinction event, otherwise known as the Great Dying, which killed between 70-90% of all life on earth. When the dust settled, Lystrosaurus was in an empty world and soon filled it. For the first few million yeas of the Triassic period up to 95% of all land vertebrates by mass were lystrosaurus.
So he was the equivalent of an ancient roach? Very cool history there, thanks for sharing. I always forget the dinosaurs had multiple mass extinction events before them.
@@codybonds Lystrosaurus came before Dinosaurs (which showed up about 230 MYA ago or so). Also as a Synapsid, it's closer to us.
In the Carboniferous period, land vertibrates were basically salamanders. Then one type became optimized for life on land, laid eggs with shells and became more like a lizard. The first of these were Anapsids, from which two lines diverged from them: Synapsids (which had have a pair of extra holes in the skull and are the ancestors of mammals) and Diapsids (which had two sets of holes in the sides of the skull and were the ancestors of Reptiles, Dinosaurs and Birds).
@@codybonds Why does kroq gars hand remind me of pelinal whitestrake so called cannon.
@@codybonds in the triassic/jurassic border there was also a mass extinction event, which likley head started the dino era. Because the earliest dinosaurs survived it, whilst many other groups of animals did not. During the triassic dinosaurs were just one of many animal groups spreading around the world. E.g. Diictodontia and other therapsids (mammal ancestors), other archeosaur relatives and else.
Woah, you are not kidding. It really looks like a pig.
This is a character that needs to appear in AoS, the Seraphon have like 3 characters and Kroq Gar could fill the rol of old wise mentor to new Saurus leaders, he was the leader of the armies of Lustria, im sure he got a spot in the spaceships
as far as i know he did survive up to AoS and he still mounts the boi Grimloq
@@kewindifranco7114 then GW should release him soon, now his mini is a normal Saurus in dinosaur, like Gor Roq and Belegar
Yeah I have him on my desk he came in the seraphon start collecting box with some saurus knights and saurus warriors. He has the hand of the gods and the spear of tlanxla
@@kewindifranco7114 Sadly not. He died fighting Skrolk
@@isabelh5561 Grimloq died fighting Skrolk. Kroq was so pissed he grabbed Skrolks head with the Iron Man gauntlet and gave him the ol' Omni-Man squeeze
Lizardmen Audie Murphy is a hilarious comparison. Kroq-Gar almost lives up to Audie's legend.
I look forward to following Kroq-Gars' postbellum cowlizardboy movie career.
@@liamfarranree4433 don't forget the song based on him written by a norscan/dwarf metal band
@@rokkraljkolesa9317 Cultured!
Grymloq is what you get when you take the Indominus Rex, juice it with PCP, replace the intelligence with the personality of a khornate berserker, and then make it though as nails, infact Grymloq is so vicious that when he hatched he ate his fellow hatchlings
That last part makes me thinks that Grymloq is actually Queek's long lost sibling.
Tough*
Would've like to remind you that all special named mounts for Lizardmen had "similar names" to similar looking Dinobots form G1 Transfromers.
All where planned but GW never released Sludge or Snarl as mounts, but first was planned for one of the named Skinks and iirc Snarl was going to drag a chariot for a Saurus.
3:48 *"ME KROQ-GAR NO BOZO! ME KING!"*
"The can of pringle you swore you would never eat."
Looks at the can of opened pringle that had sat on my shelf for like three year. Thankfully, I threw it out after i moved.
Didn’t Kroq-gar leave the doomed city with a group of survivors and fought an unending guerilla war through which eventually over time him and Grymloc were the only ones left? I’m not worried to much about it though, you probably shortened it for brevity’s sake and to put emphasis on those two.
Yeah this is the actual story
I gave the lizard men a try just recently and Kroq-Gar just seemed so cool to me. Had the best campaign I have ever had with him and I am now a huge Lizardman fan.
I love the whole video. I loved the inside jokes and I’m glad you were able to recover your channel. Looking forward to the next one.
Watching these videos gives me the drive to play characters I didn't appreciate or care for and it gives me a whole new experience knowing their story keep up the good work!
Honestly, yeah. Plenty of characters I was never really in to and thought their playstyles looked weird, but then I watched a Bonds video on it and decided to give it a go. Thanks to Cody I'm finally passable at Skaven and can actually line up the weapon teams properly without getting my entire army killed because I didn't realize the hill was a pixel too high and my guys couldn't shoot over it
wish this guy gets more lore, he's so cool
Now this does put a smile on my face
That squeaky toy sound bite gave my dogs a certified neuron activation moment. Top stuff!
Man, I`m always so impressed by the level of your editing and even more by your writing. Noobs guides is by far the bast warhammer content on youtube. Thank you for the videos!
The fact you put in Paul’s ‘Guardians’ Animation, and me remembering you commenting on the video, was a nice touch. Well done as always Cody!
It was a fantastic work by him. It deserves all the clicks it can get.
Link to animation?
0:47
Goddamn that roar gives me goosebumps!
Lizardmen were my intro into Warhammer with Kroq’gar being my first playthrough. He’s been my favorite since.
Bro same
We are lizard brothers
'Like that can of pringles you swore you wouldn't eat in one sitting'
*Me watching this video while working my way through a can of pringles in one sitting* "i feel like im getting called out here"
I see lizardman noobs guide, I click the like button. I'm hype.
7:25 the way the Saurus warriors walk is kinda funny lol.
Yeah but would you say that to their face?
@@JacopoSkydweller No, but they probably wouldn't care. I'm a human (a species in the Warhammer world that is part of the great plan) and I am not breaking the great plan, so as long as I don't attack them or something I have nothing to fear no matter what I say. Also they might not understand me, because they speak Saurian and all.
I feel like mention should have been made of the spree he went on when Lord Skrolk killed Grimloq. Kroq-gar went absolutely even more insane mode than normal, and I respect it.
He gave Skrolk the Omni-Man headsqueeze special and went absolutely sicko mode on the plague monks.
I kind of admit, I wish they had a proper 'This is the Dino Lizard man' LL for them. Kroq used to be the closest thing to it with armor buffs to dinos, but they made him more saurus focused...I don't mind it too terribly much, but if nothing else I would love to see a lord specifically for the Dino ball of Doom.
maybe it could be that one skink that rides the same floating chair as the slann
@@rokkraljkolesa9317 His name is Tetto'ekko and he is too nice. He's basically a perfect sweet old boy who likes to stargaze all the time and if you piss him off he rips actual comets, not just piddly comets of Cassandora, out of the sky and nukes entire cities.
Tetto'ekko is a pure caster lord.
@@orbitalbutt6757 so keen for him to be added to the game. I wonder at the faction effects and lord trait/skill tree
Every time I see a youtube preview for a series I like I get my hopes up and learn I have to wait.
1:30 thats what therussianbadger said
When the 6 Million Cacao Lizzard Man theme hit I was sold. Subbed.
4:18-4:24 Don't forget Spear and Fang.
The six million dollar man bit really got me, well done. Great vid as always
the line "when a badass loses an arm it only makes them stronger" that line is so true even in history, there were examples like Gor the iron hand, a knight who lost his left hand but fought in many battles, lord nelson who fought in some of the grandest sea battles and the most coolest British office in world war one and world war two, General Adrian Carton De Wart, a man who fought in the front lines lead multiple charges, was shot about more then 11 times survive all of them including a bullet to the face, lost his left hand (by lost he asked the doctor to amputate it but the doctor said no, so he did it himself) then in his late 60s in world war 2 he fought with the polish restience was captured but lead multiple escape attempts, actually survive till the end and died in his bed peacefully, he had I think sustain elven injuries that were very much leathy, including falling down the stairs near his retirement, some people would say he was luckily and asked why he would fought in both wars, the man answered practically when he was asked about his view on world war one he replay "I actually love the war, really" note, this man was on the front lines, witness the battle of sollum, experience mustard gas, shot in the eye and lost his left arm and he said he love it, the man is very much different kind of solider I swear he be the kind of person to ask God for more harder battles.
"Sole surviving warrior..." that's not true. Nakari lived too, he got distracted by a butterfly and wandered off
Damn you for the squeaky toy sound effects. My dog heard them and is now freaking out.
Kroq-Gar:
-Has a giant dinosaur as a best friend and mount.
-Has killed uncountable demons and rats.
-Has a laser cannon as a hand.
-Can 1v1 The Suneater.
Probably the coolest lizardman since Lord Kroak.
Love the Dinobot references from the lizard men. Please do Mazdamundi soon
Froggy!!
Frog Hitler
Ayyyy glad to see you're back
I will never be able to see Gryloq do that animation to an elf without hearing squeaky dog toy noises.
I played kroq gar in tw:w2 vortex on very hard, quickly made my way down to the harbor city and thought "hey, I'll explore that island" and was almost destroyed by a fully stacked undead pirate army. as Skaven took my capital and made me unable to recruit new saurus I pulled myself north and settled the northern jungles, depleting my army further. Two armies of Skaven and Beastmen approached.
Then I summoned a dinosaur army and took all southern Lustria.
LOVE the section w/ the 1980s adventure show vibe (A-team?).. just hilarious.
I'm always so happy when a new Noobs Guide comes online, thanks for the effort 😄
Just stumbled across this video and it's my new favorite thing. Laughed so hard. 10/10.
I love the fact that Mazdamundi actually seems to like Kroq, but just has Nakai shanghaied to Shang-Hai.
6:54
*Wood/High Elves:* "Oh, thank fuck..."
I am so excited for that N'Kari video xD
Gotta say that this one was an epic surprise. I wouldn't mind a Noob's Guide for every lord given the time.
When the fleshbags are all playthings for your giant murder puppy, a few of them are just flailing squeaky toys.
Loved the squeaky toy bit, that stuff was amazing!
Kroq-Gar is actually a little bit over 8200 years old.
I’ve waited for this for so long!
Hi Cody.
Which Ogre Legendary Lord will you do for Thanksgiving? Or will you just do the Ogre Bruiser mod?
I won't be able to get a full Noob's Guide out before Thursday. But covering a few Ogre mods is a great idea!
I have loved Lizardmen since the first time I saw one in any property, my favourite part about the Warhammer ones is how they keep their heads still when they move or charge, something about that just looks violent, focused, inhuman… shame what GW did to the old world, shame.
Yes! The best Lizardman Lord gets his guide! Screw Saurus Warriors when we got frickin dinosaurs!
Still waiting for Thorgrim, Karl, Tyrion Malakith, Archaon, and the other faction leaders to get their own noob's guides
Finally, I can pick up the High Queen and smoke her like a cigar. BOK, BOK I SAY!
4:53 but grimloq is a carnosaur :)
The elf squeaky toy bit killed me!
I've been waiting so long for you to do kroq!!!!!!! thank you cody glad your back
Edit- laugh my ass off at the whole we can rebuild him
"Like the can of pringles you swore you wouldnt finish in one sitting"
...
I feel called out...
The only thing i dislike about this video is the lack of a
This is much less puss filled to enjoy with my thanksgiving dinner then the Nurgle video, my thanks 🙏
The bionic arm part and editing u did really reminded me of barry getting his bionic leg by the kgb in archer 😭
Thank you for not saying "Rock out with your Kroq out."
In my head of how Kroq-Gor lost his arm is that after a awesome battle he notice it was barley hanging on he either pulled it off with his other hand or like the bad ass he is he just bite it off
And then beat someone with his own arm.
Your background music choice is pretty solid, I like that! Reminds me of that review by Mandaloregaming🤣
I love this ones, always with the good quality.
At the beginning, the squeaky toy sound effects are perfect! (Lmbo (censored version of lmao))
In my Queek campaign, I wrecked his army within 10 minutes and he wrecked mine solo over the next five..
Light-insignificant casualties. Another great-impressive victiry for the Skavendom, yes-yes!
Is this going to be another Tik Toc Toe thing with Zwoops suspicious love history, but now it's Kroq Gar and Grimlock...
Not to forget his spear is a actual nightmare syringe.
Looking at it. Is it possible to use kroq as a fear aura like the old vampire doom stacks?
The Ferris Bueller Sarah Jessica Parker gag got me. That was hilarious.
Guy called the Last Defender, but loves to go out and ambush folks. Guess he lives by the old saying 'the best defense is a good offense.'
Liking this not fifty seconds in because the squeaky toy bit made me laugh at work.
I did find it funny when the elf at the beginning made squeaky toy noises when he got chewed by the carnisaur
if this fkn video doesnt have a million dollar man spoof i swear to god
Old enough to see my 5th grade students go into highschool but still young enough not to know a single reference you made in this video hahaha
I'm a die hard Dawi.
But last night I was thinking about my iguana I had when I graduated High School, and all of a sudden I had the overwhelming urge to see the Lizardmen. Not looking back.
I feel personally attacked by that Pringles bit XD
Just in time what a serendipity of an occurrence
Haha, the six million minutes of editing are appreciated.
The SJP Ferris bueller comment made me spit my coffee.
This was the first Legendary lord I managed to win the Campaign with strangely enough in TW II. I was drawn in by the Laser Gauntlet.
Him liquidating Skrolk with his hand for killing Grymloq is one of the only good things about end times.
I'm super hyped to see the new Lizard Men unit Thesaurus!
I hate thesaurus. I hate them. I hate their synonym faces.
I love the fact that you played mariachi over his lore.
I don’t even play these games, your vids are just that good 😂
Squeeky toy sound made dog look up excited.
That elf boy that was secretly a squeaky chew toy 😂😂😂👏👏👏
The only good part about end times is Kroq Gar leading an entire army of carnosaur riders against the skaven and afterwards piling 10 warlord heads on his saddle
I made it to the end and enjoyed myself regardless
The high elf squeaky toy kinda got me lol.
The elven squeaky toy killed me with laughter
I loved it so much. I know I'm late but I am a nooblord to this game series
Then this is a great place to start! The game is more fun IMO when you know who you’re playing as.
The million dollar man part was so good
Elves make adorable chew toys.
Duly noted…
Loved the 6 million dollar lizard skit. Morathi when?
Krocky is my favorite lizardboi, so thank you!
Bionic Lizard ? Cody you Genius!