Breaking the Geneva Convention in Total Warhammer 3

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  • @Volvith
    @Volvith Год назад +4367

    Outcome: "Pyrrhic victory"
    Ratspeak: "THERE'S STILL MOVEMENT ON THE BATTLEFIELD, KEEP SHOOTING!" "THAT'S US!" _"KEEP SHOOTING!"_

    • @BlackMetalVayu
      @BlackMetalVayu Год назад +286

      FIRE-FIRE UNTIL NOTHING IS LEFT-REMAINS

    • @loudmediaYT
      @loudmediaYT Год назад +34

      ​@@BlackMetalVayuif it moves kill it!!

    • @austinbutcher8106
      @austinbutcher8106 Год назад

      Must kill- destroy RAT kin-firends to kill man things!!!!!

    • @UtterlyShagged
      @UtterlyShagged Год назад +11

      @@loudmediaYThold up is that the Militia voice line from CnC3?

    • @narcisoferreira9976
      @narcisoferreira9976 Год назад +31

      Unironically they would do this so that they have more to eat

  • @camerapasteurize7215
    @camerapasteurize7215 Год назад +1644

    Fun fact: in Warhammer Fantasy, the Skaven pretty much outnumber every single other race, combined. They have a continent-spanning Underempire that has settlements underneath almost every single other aboveground faction's towns and cities. The average human is usually no more than a few hundred feet away from a Skaven. Usually *many* Skaven.

    • @narcisoferreira9976
      @narcisoferreira9976 Год назад +304

      And the even more funny thing is that a regular skaven (read clanrat) is not weaker than a human and is way more agile so they can actually take on a human warrior in a 1v1 and come out on top its just they are incredibly cowardly so they prefer 20-1 odds

    • @Mirro18
      @Mirro18 Год назад +251

      @@narcisoferreira9976 On top of it all, they are also smart enough and powerful enough to go toe to toe with Nagash, but are so cowardly and backstabby that besides that one time, they never did. A united Skaven front would be terrifying as hell... but it will literally never happen

    • @somewhereelse1235
      @somewhereelse1235 Год назад +135

      @@Mirro18 Except for that time it did during the End Times and they took out pretty much every faction that didn't have a tabletop army.

    • @requiemlul3140
      @requiemlul3140 Год назад +67

      @@somewhereelse1235
      POV: a continent has just collapsed in on itself.

    • @zjjohnson3827
      @zjjohnson3827 Год назад +111

      PancreasNoWork once said “and while yeah, the average single elf is better than one skaven, there is never just one skaven.”

  • @connorinacar9008
    @connorinacar9008 2 года назад +13031

    “I did the only honorable any skaven would do”
    *betrays his only long term ally*
    Truly the skaven experience

    • @JohnnyCageRock
      @JohnnyCageRock 2 года назад +1131

      Not just that. Doing it at just about the worst possible time for the skaven when the entire world is coming for them he stabs his only ally in the back. Truly the peak of all things skaven.

    • @asd3601
      @asd3601 2 года назад +391

      @@JohnnyCageRock "not my-my fault"

    • @ProjectHunter571
      @ProjectHunter571 2 года назад +411

      @@asd3601 "seems like-like a Skill-talent issue"

    • @inductivegrunt94
      @inductivegrunt94 2 года назад +261

      This whole campaign is so Skaven it hurts!
      though that might be the warpstone I snorted a few minutes ago.

    • @scooterdescooter4018
      @scooterdescooter4018 2 года назад +144

      "skaven friends! Warlord Sneak-Fester has just passed away due to an incident involving a wooden donkey and a doom rocket, bow-lower your snouts in for the tradional skaven 10 heartbeats of respect.

  • @silkenemperor
    @silkenemperor Год назад +3318

    Anyone else when they lose 1000 soldiers: "Oh no we're losing! Fallback!"
    Skaven when they lose 1000 soldiers: "This fight is going really well."

    • @iandavidownby5782
      @iandavidownby5782 Год назад +190

      Skaven be playin' with the 40k ruleset

    • @nicholasbrown668
      @nicholasbrown668 Год назад +233

      ​@@iandavidownby5782 3 million dead you say? Continue the offensive

    • @iandavidownby5782
      @iandavidownby5782 Год назад +231

      @@nicholasbrown668 95% fatality rate? "Heroic Victory"!

    • @nicholasbrown668
      @nicholasbrown668 Год назад +90

      @@iandavidownby5782 ngl I came out of a battle with 2 heavily battered skaven units but saw it as a victory because I completely annihilated 3 empire armies through sheer clan rat

    • @iandavidownby5782
      @iandavidownby5782 Год назад

      @@nicholasbrown668 You sure you don't have some Russian blood in you, cause that is a Ruskie tactic if I've ever heard one.

  • @whiffleball3939
    @whiffleball3939 2 года назад +6018

    "We outnumber them 5 to 1."
    "So it is an even fight."

  • @kennethclark4599
    @kennethclark4599 Год назад +919

    I just realized, the small campaign victory basically amounted to the Skaven abandoning the apocalypse and heading to a different island just to save their own hides.
    A very Skaven playthrough indeed.

  • @malhavoc431
    @malhavoc431 2 года назад +7786

    Probably one of the most lore accurate Skaven playthroughs I've ever seen. Especially just noping out at the end there.

    • @monteniggrianCRUSHER
      @monteniggrianCRUSHER 2 года назад

      Cope inceloid

    • @deskslam4232
      @deskslam4232 2 года назад +3

      Yep. The Skaven are absolutely insane abominations, but... they know when it's time to just abscond and find someone else to bug.

    • @wf1675
      @wf1675 2 года назад +21

      XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    • @chaosinc.382
      @chaosinc.382 2 года назад +271

      "Welp. This is going south very fast-quick. Time to burrow-hide deep-deep underground and wait for it to blow-pass over."

    • @thadmeboy1129
      @thadmeboy1129 Год назад +25

      Real lore accurate skaven *nukes moon*

  • @cookiecraze1310
    @cookiecraze1310 Год назад +1060

    800 causalities: 300 from the enemies, 500 friendly kills. The *true* skaven experience.

    • @prestonjones1653
      @prestonjones1653 9 месяцев назад

      Nice, the 666th like.

    • @kyridounis5040
      @kyridounis5040 5 месяцев назад +10

      "Not just from artillery, two of my skaven slave units just started beefing for no reason on the other side of thr map"

    • @dagang5755
      @dagang5755 4 месяца назад

      Casualties *

    • @nobleman9393
      @nobleman9393 3 месяца назад

      The Winter War:

    • @cookiecraze1310
      @cookiecraze1310 3 месяца назад

      @@dagang5755 nah I meant causalities

  • @inserisciunnome
    @inserisciunnome 2 года назад +16132

    The fact you "ACCIDENTALLY" Nuked the Capital of the only strong faction you weren't at war with, and THEN proceeded to betray your only long-term ally right when literally everyone else in the world was gunning for your head Is honestly Just Peak Skaven.

  • @kairosprods
    @kairosprods 2 года назад +514

    Ikit Claw, a normal morning in Skavenblight : "What-what? Human Altdorf exploded? We forgot bomb-bomb under there? What does that even mean-mean ?"

  • @NickDAngeloUX
    @NickDAngeloUX 2 года назад +3650

    18:55 “Luckily I don’t think they (the Empire) noticed”. Since canonically the majority of the Empire is in total denial, and even forbidding the belief that Skaven exist, the game logic checks out 😂😂

    • @LuisMendez-ru7nj
      @LuisMendez-ru7nj Год назад +52

      ... why?

    • @coolsodapop12
      @coolsodapop12 Год назад +1

      @Luis Mendez higher ups think that the common man knowing that there are billions of insane ratmen literally living under your feet all of which are gunning for the chance to horrifically kill everyone you love would be bad to let out. people harp on it as bad lore but its entirely realistic and actual societies have done WAY dumber shit

    • @draketurtle4169
      @draketurtle4169 Год назад +565

      @@LuisMendez-ru7nj the empire canonically isn’t the brightest to say the least, it’s not that they are naive or stupid, but who is willing to be believe that there are rat men living under them? And if you could prove this, imagine the panick and fear that truth would cause. So you sweep it under the rug and pretend with the others in denial they don’t exist.

    • @Mafia200100
      @Mafia200100 Год назад +558

      @@LuisMendez-ru7nj In addition to the above, it's also due to the fact that the Skaven are absolutely terrifying and would easily wipe out all the other races in Warhammer. Except they're too busy scheming against and constantly betraying each other. By denying their existence and refusing to take any official action against them, they are denied a common enemy against which they could unite.

    • @camerapasteurize7215
      @camerapasteurize7215 Год назад +1

      @@LuisMendez-ru7nj the Skaven, despite outnumbering everything else on the planet by a ridiculous amount, are terrified of too many other races finding out about them, as they are all naturally cowards. So they spare no expense in doing their best to ensure that no one in the Empire even knows Skaven are real, including blackmail, bribery, and assassination.

  • @khornelordofskulls7090
    @khornelordofskulls7090 10 месяцев назад +110

    imagine being the pirates, your faction slowly building its way up the power ranks as you manage to befriend the Skaven. They actually end up helping you slightly, but they mostly ignore you and your requests for them to assist you in wars. Then when the endgame crisis happens, you're fighting on multiple fronts to stay alive. All of a sudden your Skaven allies approach you, for no real reason as they're also being attacked in their own territories. Are they here for assistance? supplies? You and your crew ask them what they need, and all of a sudden they gun you down for no reason, then all of them begin cheering over your slowly bleeding out body over a "short-campaign victory" as they put it.

    • @jothompson7610
      @jothompson7610 23 дня назад

      And on top of that, not for succumbing to the end game apocalypse despite being vampires
      I hate that he betrayed them but damn is it poetic😂

  • @EightTinyRats
    @EightTinyRats 2 года назад +6169

    Killing 400 of your own men to kill 100 enemies, truly the Skaven experience

  • @austgoat7074
    @austgoat7074 2 года назад +224

    Life is even cheaper when you buy in bulk. This has got to be the most lore accurate Skaven video I've seen.

  • @44zero11
    @44zero11 Год назад +165

    "We outnumber them five to one and we almost lost" lol😆

  • @yari4046
    @yari4046 2 года назад +2536

    betraying your allies at the end to squeeze out the victory is very skaven

    • @Ceriu
      @Ceriu 2 года назад +61

      I mean they were undead vampires...they would LEGIT betray YOU so it is very much a stab them before they stab you situation lmao, the one time Skaven paranoia actually pays off.

    • @jakee.4030
      @jakee.4030 Год назад +19

      @@Ceriu i feel like you missed every point in the video

    • @simplyyolo9826
      @simplyyolo9826 Год назад +14

      ​@@jakee.4030 no no he has a point

    • @azraelselvmord3650
      @azraelselvmord3650 Год назад +1

      "Yes yes!"

  • @guardianspirit5998
    @guardianspirit5998 2 года назад +164

    I've watched this video like 4 times and the same joke keeps getting me somehow. Worth the subscription back during the first watch
    "The enemy got 0 kills, and 75 of our troops died"
    That's FANTASTIC

  • @BluMan506
    @BluMan506 2 года назад +1481

    Random rat: We have a battle plan right boss?
    Big Rat: ....Yes

    • @loftwingheropon2743
      @loftwingheropon2743 2 года назад +84

      This is inaccurate there should be two yes’s.

    • @kishinasura1989
      @kishinasura1989 2 года назад +28

      Big rat: We get warpstone

    • @GhostGuitars
      @GhostGuitars 2 года назад +17

      yeah, 'FORWARDS' lol

    • @johnkelleh9448
      @johnkelleh9448 2 года назад +38

      Random Rat: We have a fight-battle plan right-right boss-leader?
      Big Rat: Yes-Yes.

    • @kishinasura1989
      @kishinasura1989 Год назад +3

      @The Mad Philosopher yes yes

  • @deathhazard7751
    @deathhazard7751 2 года назад +66

    I'm extremely depressed that I have to rewatch this video. It's so good and I wish there was more content like it warhammer 3 stuff

  • @MoaRider
    @MoaRider 2 года назад +5086

    "Seeing as they were outnumbered 5 to 1, we almost lost."
    If that isn't the most Skaven shit I've ever heard.
    Also, it was pretty stupid of Aranessa to put Ikik Claw into a self-defenses situation.

    • @giaxo1739
      @giaxo1739 2 года назад +251

      Something something, cornered nuclear holocaust.

    • @sovietunion7643
      @sovietunion7643 2 года назад +3

      going back to tsarist russia tactics

    • @koriuk5032
      @koriuk5032 2 года назад +1

      @paladin danse DIE FOR THE EMPEROR!!! OR DIE TRYING!!!

    • @marwanwalidols94
      @marwanwalidols94 2 года назад +10

      @@giaxo1739 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @TheNapster153
      @TheNapster153 2 года назад +9

      @@giaxo1739 Certified Belka moment

  • @OneBiasedOpinion
    @OneBiasedOpinion Год назад +75

    That ending had me in stitches. Truly, you are the best representative of the Skaven playerbase to ever exist.

  • @fotppd1475
    @fotppd1475 2 года назад +2228

    Ah yes the Geneva Convention.
    Everyone's favorite Comic Novel.

    • @artanom8984
      @artanom8984 2 года назад +94

      "geneva convention? are you sure it's not the geneva suggestion?"

    • @manbruh2145
      @manbruh2145 2 года назад +31

      Ah yes, the Altdorf suggestion

    • @tree4104
      @tree4104 2 года назад +34

      "rules are made to be broken"

    • @fer4005
      @fer4005 2 года назад +51

      @@artanom8984 Geneva checklist

    • @pyromancer1109
      @pyromancer1109 2 года назад +26

      "I use the Geneva convention as a checklist"
      -Sundowner

  • @Mr.Mosquito89
    @Mr.Mosquito89 Год назад +28

    I wouldn't even call the last "betrayal" that -- if anything else, Anessa was probably impressed by such scheming! It's on brand - for everyone!

  • @faro2095
    @faro2095 2 года назад +3102

    As someone who doesn´t know any total war lore, it looks like the Scaven are the incarnation of the end-times. And I love it

    • @oscarThewise
      @oscarThewise 2 года назад +437

      They literally are! They blow up the moon eventually

    • @pimentinha1121
      @pimentinha1121 2 года назад +550

      In the lore the skaven have long since amassed enough power to basically destroy everyone else, its just that most of them are too occupied killing each other to actually go out and do it. So yes they are.

    • @Jackisbored1
      @Jackisbored1 2 года назад +262

      Warhammer is the kind of setting that you could describe several different factions that way.

    • @YakubMyBeloved
      @YakubMyBeloved 2 года назад +1

      essentially yes the end times is largely caused by the rise of clan mors finally unifying the skaven and the widespread attrition that skaven cause by burning and pillaging virtually every rural village through tunnel networks culminating in the creation of the Great horned one a new chaos god at the end of the end times

    • @TheReaperAwaits1337
      @TheReaperAwaits1337 2 года назад +105

      @@oscarThewise good I hate the moon

  • @mrragerr22
    @mrragerr22 Год назад +18

    I'm LOVING these warhammer total war videos, nobody does them the way you do with your commentary. Please do more of these I don't care how long it takes for the video or what race it is as long as I get more of this hilarious madness

  • @UntoppableTopHat
    @UntoppableTopHat 2 года назад +693

    "I love that we've already won the battle and I'm still friendly fireing my own units" most skavin
    Thing ever.

  • @gamesux1590
    @gamesux1590 Год назад +31

    "Well according to my magic 8 ball 'try again later'" will never not make me laugh. Your delivery of that joke was perfect

  • @0ogieboogie
    @0ogieboogie 2 года назад +618

    As a skaven enjoyer, i felt proud of the ending

  • @svenabel2987
    @svenabel2987 Год назад +24

    I must say, I have watched this video a number of times by now, just because the combination of editing and comedic timing is just so entertaining

  • @KomRade493
    @KomRade493 2 года назад +4142

    "if you're not dying, you're not trying." instantly made me sub

  • @Matthias-pj6th
    @Matthias-pj6th 2 года назад +147

    1:12 Fun fact - in Warhammer Fantasy you normally can't fire ranged weapons into a melee... unless you're the Skaven due to a Special Rule (Some Units and Factions in both Warhammer games have "Special Rules" that actually overwrite the normal rules when/if they conflict) they have... "LIFE IS CHEAP"

  • @miemsliva4464
    @miemsliva4464 2 года назад +14

    15:09
    Starcraft 1 Zealot death sound, literally cannot forget it.
    I have discovered a man of class today, and he has earned a subscriber.

  • @dasduncun8371
    @dasduncun8371 2 года назад +565

    Geneva Convention exists:
    Skaven: "It's more like guidelines than actual rules"

    • @DelightfullyMADD
      @DelightfullyMADD 2 года назад +19

      Ikit Claw: **Insane Laughter**
      Also Ikit Claw: **Nukes**

    • @drewdawg6022
      @drewdawg6022 2 года назад +3

      original comment

    • @soneca_br
      @soneca_br 2 года назад +11

      Oh boy, a to do list!

    • @ryanwilson5834
      @ryanwilson5834 Год назад +16

      "It's more like a checklist than anything"

    • @rookiebobplayer244
      @rookiebobplayer244 Год назад +2

      If you don't sign it you no have to follow it

  • @18Chloe04
    @18Chloe04 Год назад +18

    "We cut down the tree'
    *Sylvanas Windrunner greatly approves*

  • @The_Riot
    @The_Riot 2 года назад +381

    “A victory that works in our favor.” *Pyrrhic Victory* Sensational 🤣

    • @Ceriu
      @Ceriu 2 года назад +15

      Skaven are best, you literally replenish those number loses in like 1 turn lol...

    • @uzziisrael
      @uzziisrael Год назад +4

      "Hehehe....SENSATIONAL"

  • @megadragonking546
    @megadragonking546 5 месяцев назад +3

    This guy plays the skaven extremely lore accurately, and it's hilarious.

  • @txwranglergaming2155
    @txwranglergaming2155 2 года назад +534

    Literally the definition of “Trust nobody, not even yourself.” Take out everyone, even the friendlies.

  • @Mensch777
    @Mensch777 2 года назад +8

    5:53 what a great use of the greatest synth mix ever created. Dagoth Ur approves

  • @Kingsly9802
    @Kingsly9802 2 года назад +259

    3 friendly fire casualties a second as the Skaven is the most in-lore gameplay I've ever seen.

  • @moviebad109
    @moviebad109 Год назад +7

    “Bretonnia got 0 kills and we lost 75 people. That’s… fantastic!” 9:02
    You’ve really got into the skaven role play here. Lol

  • @Sinclairelim
    @Sinclairelim 2 года назад +338

    7:54 - Most skaven moment in the video.

    • @Kupari9
      @Kupari9 2 года назад +5

      So true

    • @SebHaarfagre
      @SebHaarfagre Год назад +1

      Yes, he didn't count the reinforcement army though. Which had beasts. He just counted the first chaff army.

  • @Forestxavier20
    @Forestxavier20 Год назад +3

    Grim embodies Skaven mentality perfectly here.
    "Kill Murder? Yes yes! We kill murder clanrats with ratling guns for safety! Less foe enemies within Skaven Ranks means safer Ikit!"

  • @rramos117
    @rramos117 2 года назад +118

    The Chemical Weapons Convention of 1997 essentially replaces the Geneva Protocol of 1925 and does ban the production, stockpiling, and transfer of chemical weapons. But Skaven is not a party to the treaty so they cannot be held accountable - a lawyer

  • @fullmetalmex0172
    @fullmetalmex0172 Год назад +5

    "Skaven society is a bit like soviet society... there is no food" LMAO!! I am sure Alexander Solzhenitsyn would have loved that joke

  • @Name-di4zd
    @Name-di4zd 2 года назад +189

    I enjoyed that, much like a savvy investor, at the end there, you simply cut your losses and while you didn't come out on top- it was fun.

  • @Slaking_
    @Slaking_ 8 месяцев назад +2

    Normal factions ending a battle with a 5:1 casualty ratio: IT'S SO OVER
    Skaven ending with a 5:1 casualty ratio: WE ARE SO BACK

  • @Shevto
    @Shevto 2 года назад +1407

    They are not rules. They are guidelines

    • @Bergpoweryt
      @Bergpoweryt 2 года назад +88

      More like a bucket list

    • @idkputsomerandomname9657
      @idkputsomerandomname9657 2 года назад +39

      I'd call them 'suggestions'.

    • @MIIRBH
      @MIIRBH 2 года назад +1

      they dont exist in warhammer

    • @boartank
      @boartank 2 года назад +2

      Literally the Codex Astartes. Guilliman almost popped a vein when he saw his Ultramarines being literal af

    • @regordonatohassan
      @regordonatohassan 2 года назад +5

      Geneva convention? More like Geneva Suggestion

  • @120DisneyFan-sh6nc
    @120DisneyFan-sh6nc Год назад +16

    “Geneva Convention more like Geneva suggestion”-chuckles the clown from dnd

    • @tylerflory9373
      @tylerflory9373 6 месяцев назад

      Not just dnd, legends of avantris

  • @blackvulture6818
    @blackvulture6818 2 года назад +313

    This game asks the question "What if Dr Thrax, GLA from CnC Generals, had a rat fursona?"

    • @Kirkmaximus
      @Kirkmaximus 2 года назад +36

      Now that is a game that desperately needs a remastered version.
      Damn you Windows!

    • @kaneconqueror6560
      @kaneconqueror6560 2 года назад +18

      @@Kirkmaximus hell yes! That game was at least 35% of my childhood, and I wish it was more playable now.

    • @hallowedbeyourdays
      @hallowedbeyourdays Год назад +11

      It's so difficult to find a doctor that does house-calls these day! But Dr. Thrax still does!

  • @vulmar1
    @vulmar1 Год назад +7

    ive rewatched this like 3 times and i cant get enough of it. i need more

  • @catdogsking8658
    @catdogsking8658 2 года назад +119

    The fact that they made the beast men near ikit claw have 90% resistance to missiles in Warhammer 3 is a really kick in the balls.

    • @easytanksgaming3238
      @easytanksgaming3238 Год назад +14

      yeah that shit happens every time. Just need to autoresolve that problem. And yeah, yesterday i've tried southern realms mod and played bilbali faction, which starting enemy is the morgur himself at turn fokin 1, your troops are smiliar to empire spearmen and 2 damn bad archers. With one weak hero and spellcaster lord (of cous without magic at turn1), so i literally lost 60% of my troops for him. It was my second defeat in campaign in warhammer at all, never have i lost my campaign at turn1...

  • @catbreadix4550
    @catbreadix4550 Год назад +5

    I ran across this video when it came out. Subbed instantly. Binged all your videos. And now I play total Warhammer 3. thank you Mr.Kleaper

  • @basti3032
    @basti3032 2 года назад +498

    I really like your Rimworld videos, but these Warhammer videos are something else. I can't even imagine how much time you put in your videos. Keep it up my man!

  • @w.a.pweaponizedassaultpeng7141
    @w.a.pweaponizedassaultpeng7141 Год назад +10

    I have the flu, and your videos help me stay awake and make me feel just a little better. Thank you

  • @cherrypopscile3385
    @cherrypopscile3385 2 года назад +102

    Good to see this game nails the skaven lore. I was scared they'd take more damage from enemies and not your own ranged units

  • @Perfectionado
    @Perfectionado Год назад +3

    I know absolutely nothing about this game or your channel but this is quality content and I'm here for it.

  • @katmoya7160
    @katmoya7160 2 года назад +254

    I didn't know I needed this in my life but I don't think I can go without it now that it is in it

    • @TheTGOAC
      @TheTGOAC 2 года назад +7

      Just started checking out this game and franchise recently, I think I'm gonna be really into it for a while

    • @AnonKar98
      @AnonKar98 2 года назад +3

      @@TheTGOAC welcome 🙂

  • @RedSheep-dz8hb
    @RedSheep-dz8hb 2 месяца назад +3

    the more i see of warhammer, the more i am convinced that the deathcorps of krieg are just skaven hidden behind a gasmask

  • @andrewmcnally5013
    @andrewmcnally5013 2 года назад +596

    Massive casualties, a blatant disregard for the Geneva Convention and killing more of your own Rats than the enemy?
    Yeah, the only difference between this video and me doing that on the table is that I've never won a game with my Skaven.

    • @theelectro6812
      @theelectro6812 Год назад +18

      Yeah? I think you mean…
      Yes-yes!

    • @narcisoferreira9976
      @narcisoferreira9976 Год назад +5

      Get hordes of skavenslaves and fire away with poison wind mortars/globadiers into melee, lose 3 skaven per enemy casualty and win

    • @MountainMemelord
      @MountainMemelord Год назад +2

      Sounds like-like a skill-talent issue.

  • @pumpkingofghosts6994
    @pumpkingofghosts6994 Год назад +6

    Had a very similar issue at 16:00 but from Orion. For whatever reason he decided to attack us with nothing but himself, Alariel and an army of Giant eagles and flying car. So I focused him and Alariel and let the flying units bug out super hard. Only had a garrison of slaves on that settlement at the time.

  • @TheDownrankTrain
    @TheDownrankTrain 2 года назад +469

    Now, Skaven society is a lot like Soviet society.
    There is no food

    • @bogdanleshenko7149
      @bogdanleshenko7149 2 года назад +29

      100% true. North Korean society too

    • @Haru-spicy
      @Haru-spicy 2 года назад +24

      Skaven society is a lot like Soviet society.
      There is *plenty* of food.

    • @Nugnugnug
      @Nugnugnug 2 года назад +66

      @@Haru-spicy protein is everywhere if you don't ask where it comes from.

    • @PHneverwhere
      @PHneverwhere 2 года назад +8

      star symbol symbolize star-vation

    • @csirke9822
      @csirke9822 2 года назад

      If there was no food then how did they double their population and become a spacefaring superpower? These old McCarthyist talking points are so retarded and illogical

  • @stephengower1849
    @stephengower1849 Год назад +1

    Non-stop bangers on the backround music. OG starcraft, Age of War, AND the best soundtrack in all of stellaris and the only one in synthetic god thats not mildly annoying: synthetic god. Loving it man

  • @damnyiffers
    @damnyiffers 2 года назад +27

    This man played skaven better then 90% of the skaven in the lore. Absolutely loved it please do more.

  • @ernestomejia8242
    @ernestomejia8242 Год назад +2

    Great choice of background music throughout, so nostalgic.

  • @SuperSneakySniper
    @SuperSneakySniper 2 года назад +84

    The defensive attack against Sartosa was legendarily Skaven

  • @maxfg1992
    @maxfg1992 2 месяца назад +2

    6:55. Alright, that's all I needed to hear 😂

  • @Dodooly
    @Dodooly 2 года назад +30

    This is one of the most entertaining commentary gameplay I've ever watched, and its now 6.30am. Thank you

  • @ConnerHubbart
    @ConnerHubbart 8 месяцев назад +2

    This video is what got me into Total warhammer. Came back a year later and remembered wanting to play this so badly.

  • @pawrestlingchamp
    @pawrestlingchamp 2 года назад +758

    It isn’t fair that China gets two factions, Cathay and the Skaven.

    • @elkpants1280
      @elkpants1280 2 года назад +61

      Oh man, wasn't expecting that but certainly made me laugh

    • @MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD
      @MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD 2 года назад +50

      Fortunately we also have 2 Chinas

    • @wf1675
      @wf1675 2 года назад +15

      i think that the scaven are supposed to be Japanese XD (the red armor of the storm dudes worrier monks and clan warfare that kind of feels removed from the rest of the worlds politics until they unify to kick your ass)

    • @Malygon
      @Malygon 2 года назад +49

      ​@@wf1675 There is an actual Japanese faction in the lore, called... Nippon. IIRC the initial Skaven lore had the assassin Skaven (Clan Eshin) learn their crafts from the Kingdom of Ind (three guesses which country that represents), Cathay and Nippon.

    • @Salted_Fysh
      @Salted_Fysh Год назад +25

      @@Malygon the skaven are just skaven. Rats don't discriminate based on geographical location, eastern humans are just as tasty as western humans.

  • @matthewchinmingwei6721
    @matthewchinmingwei6721 Год назад +3

    Absolutely loving these total war warhammer videos from you and really hoping you do more!

  • @AurioDK
    @AurioDK 2 года назад +67

    I guess the problem with Skaven in the lore is that they tend to start annihilating one another at some point.

    • @absolutelyloyalspacemarine1684
      @absolutelyloyalspacemarine1684 2 года назад +15

      There are too many of them, annihilation is impossible

    • @totallynotminx4682
      @totallynotminx4682 2 года назад +13

      At some point??? that was happening in the video LOL

    • @marzialalfonzocanada888
      @marzialalfonzocanada888 2 года назад +7

      friendly fire was turned on from the very beginning xD

    • @magni5648
      @magni5648 Год назад +3

      "At some point."
      Skaven society is literally an endless backstabbing contest at the best of times.

  • @scarabp3121
    @scarabp3121 Год назад +5

    This Video single handily made me love the Skaven

  • @caveychip7
    @caveychip7 2 года назад +30

    The best part is this is literally just a normal skaven play through.

  • @duchebagg
    @duchebagg Год назад +2

    man, i just love the sheer amount information being puked out in every video, 11/10

  • @SpiceCh
    @SpiceCh 2 года назад +44

    Morghur's missile resistance is really, really high. Actually the highest base missile resistance in the game, starting at 75 % and improving to 85 % with a basic trait available to him at level 2. But given the fact that he's starting the game next to Ikit Claw that's probably fair 😅

    • @beastwarsFTW
      @beastwarsFTW Год назад +1

      Morghur is a straight up hard counter to Clan Skryre. He can outlast all missile units, even with unlimited ammo and he damages enemy leadership fear which a major problem for most skaven units.

  • @ethanhan3601
    @ethanhan3601 2 года назад +5

    The geneva convention just became the geneva suggestion

  • @alchemispark7751
    @alchemispark7751 2 года назад +40

    as someone who has almost 3 thousand hours in game 2, this video was great and i can imagine very fun even if you dont play the game, if you do however those starting turns may give you anxiety attacks

  • @spencergriswold4729
    @spencergriswold4729 Год назад +1

    Ikit is 100% my favorite lord and your commentary was hilarious! Great video

  • @hexdetermination8647
    @hexdetermination8647 2 года назад +50

    It's always a great day when kleper posts

  • @Sinclairelim
    @Sinclairelim Год назад +2

    I've watched ths video many times now, and I am still convinced this is the most lore friendly depiction of the skaven ever created.

  • @randomtagr.t591
    @randomtagr.t591 2 года назад +27

    Absolutely love this game and the way you make content with it. Would be cool to have it as ine of the main games on the channel

  • @Tech--No
    @Tech--No Год назад +4

    "As we outnumber them 5 to 1. We almost lost"
    Excellent story telling

  • @apoc4
    @apoc4 2 года назад +16

    did not expect the Medieval 2 music. Good taste, chief. And there's Brigador. Actually, the brigador music and all those ratling guns, that works nicely. You've just picked all the good music for this. With just about the MOST possible Skaven finish.

  • @martialme84
    @martialme84 Год назад +1

    Top notch narration.
    Never ever heard of this channel before.
    Thanks, algorythm.

  • @lemmonboy6459
    @lemmonboy6459 2 года назад +11

    Just found your channel, absolutely love this way of tackling 40K games and your script writing is great and entertaining

  • @jamesdelia9110
    @jamesdelia9110 2 года назад +1

    Mate, I discovered you fairly recently and I instantly fell in love with the Warhammer videos. I hope to see many more in the future.

  • @stardustandflames126
    @stardustandflames126 2 года назад +11

    THIS perfectly encapsulates the ultimate lust for conquest at the heart of any Warhammer player.

  • @ZeRoSpArTaNGaming
    @ZeRoSpArTaNGaming 2 года назад +1

    Amazing video!!! You were just randomly on my for you page and I loved every second of the video, keep up the good work, hard to find amazing and entertaining Warhammer creators.

  • @Chaos8282
    @Chaos8282 2 года назад +30

    I was literally wondering what army to play in my first immortal empires campaign. This was my second, but now first choice.

    • @Chaos8282
      @Chaos8282 5 месяцев назад

      and a year later, it's still my favorite faction.

  • @AshenAlpha
    @AshenAlpha Год назад +2

    This is certifiably one of the skaven playthroughs of all time.

  • @thelameone9651
    @thelameone9651 2 года назад +8

    I understand 0% of the gameplay but ur comedy is so on-point I had to watch the whole thing.

  • @evandonnelly2760
    @evandonnelly2760 Год назад +2

    This whole video was just maximum Skaven and maximum Ikit. It was amazing.

  • @KaneRawrhammer
    @KaneRawrhammer 2 года назад +13

    That use of the CK3 War Declared music was beautiful. You have now peaked my curiosity and shall be watching your career with great interest

    • @Pepper462
      @Pepper462 Год назад

      Eu4 n stellaris music also :D

  • @lucifersjob252
    @lucifersjob252 Год назад +1

    Ha ha rat-rat has now aquired-gained new knowledge-tactics for the war-battle we-us are going to win-win!!

  • @WhiteWeaseI
    @WhiteWeaseI 2 года назад +44

    Praise to the Horned Rat! A skaven video from the grim kleaper!

  • @Wild_Hunt_Heathcliff
    @Wild_Hunt_Heathcliff Год назад +2

    8:51 A POWERFUL GOD THAT CAN SOLO MOST THINGS
    vs
    One Sneaky Rat

  • @IcecreamRandomness
    @IcecreamRandomness 2 года назад +17

    The presentation method used reminds me heavily of SsethTzeentach. Which is good! This was very entertaining, Kleaper!

  • @Anna464
    @Anna464 Год назад +15

    I am actually really curious how long it takes to record, script, voice over and edit these videos cause, damn, I feel they aren't getting the credit owed sometimes.
    Absolute masterwork!

  • @Meus77
    @Meus77 2 года назад +2

    Bro i was dying dude! Such a funny vid. Keep up the good work. As you say, “If you’re not dying, you’re not trying.”

  • @ulitharid8907
    @ulitharid8907 2 года назад +8

    This is easily one of the most underrated channels on youtube right now

    • @manuelfigueiredo8986
      @manuelfigueiredo8986 2 года назад +1

      It’s also a straight copy of sseths content so not really

    • @ulitharid8907
      @ulitharid8907 2 года назад +4

      @@manuelfigueiredo8986 ssethzentach and this channel has some incredible differences. Do you just see the humor with deadpan delivery and assume they're the same?

    • @ROHLFSROHLFS
      @ROHLFSROHLFS 2 года назад

      @@ulitharid8907 you must be joking

    • @ulitharid8907
      @ulitharid8907 2 года назад

      @@ROHLFSROHLFS I'm not.