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  • Опубликовано: 2 янв 2025

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  • @piratemat2824
    @piratemat2824 Год назад +4904

    "its not a casualty if its not a person" no truer words have ever been spoken, always got me cracking up, thanks for the great content

    • @smeni9495
      @smeni9495 Год назад +13

      Hes literally playing the bad guy my guy hes roleplaying as an evil asshole

    • @LuciusDidus
      @LuciusDidus Год назад

      Thats why russians haven't any casualty

    • @LeetleToady7
      @LeetleToady7 Год назад +82

      @@smeni9495WOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAH
      WHO COULD’VE GUESSED

    • @omppusolttu5799
      @omppusolttu5799 Год назад +43

      @@smeni9495 Yes, that is the joke. So is also "no truer words have ever been spoken" as you may guess from the fact that he says it makes him laugh directly afterward.

    • @Sunny_Jace
      @Sunny_Jace Год назад

      ​@@smeni9495No shit Sherlock

  • @zephyrus2569
    @zephyrus2569 Год назад +2151

    5:36 Executing and replacing a defeated general, and having the replacement force the remnants of his exhausted army to attack again immediately? Very on-brand for the Dawi Zharr, well done.

    • @beastwarsFTW
      @beastwarsFTW Год назад +144

      I think they didn't actually kill him and instead took away his name and sent him to the Infernal Guard. Coinciding he's playing as Drazhoath the Ashen, the guy that runs the Infernal Guard, its basically forcing him to pay off a debt by working.

    • @empereurnico6048
      @empereurnico6048 Год назад +11

      very soviet of you

    • @LordCrate-du8zm
      @LordCrate-du8zm 8 месяцев назад +8

      Also a very Iron Warriors thing to do. Peter Turbo must have given them a TED Talk

    • @OR56
      @OR56 7 месяцев назад +3

      He would fit right in in the Red Army

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 4 месяца назад +3

      @@LordCrate-du8zm Iam 90% sure the chaos dwarf pre date the iron warriors which is funny since that would make the iron warriors chaos squats in a round about way

  • @raptorofwar4415
    @raptorofwar4415 Год назад +563

    The four shrines at the end and the Skaven plague was strangely heartwarming. All those factions, united.

    • @KanuckStreams
      @KanuckStreams Год назад +58

      The four factions of Chaos, undivided by conflict. ;)

    • @xaldrortenderofthevats8948
      @xaldrortenderofthevats8948 Год назад +67

      kinda sad they didn't keep going and drown the world in Chaos with the power of Friendship*
      *they hate each other less than everyone else

    • @mirceazaharia2094
      @mirceazaharia2094 6 месяцев назад +22

      @@xaldrortenderofthevats8948
      And as we all know, Friendship is Magic.
      Magic that is not strictly regulated is Heresy.
      Therefore, Friendship is Heresy, and this suddenly makes a terrifying amount of sense.

  • @ReggieGames
    @ReggieGames Год назад +2818

    I watched this 12 times before realizing it wasn't Markiplier

  • @RossC42
    @RossC42 Год назад +751

    "it's not a casualty if it's not a person" is now my favorite phrase.

  • @GorillaNamedHosea
    @GorillaNamedHosea Год назад +856

    Imagine living a peaceful life and suddenly encountering this maniac who lets you work 22 hours and gives you something you might call food

    • @temkin9298
      @temkin9298 Год назад +44

      Farmers looking at conscription then to the battlelusting guy who set him up to draft with him.
      Wartime M.R.I
      Constant possiblity of death
      Peacefull life

  • @drendy1550
    @drendy1550 Год назад +265

    "It's not a casualty if it's not a person" was funny, but what really got me was 17:17 "The mortar ended the battle with 440 kills, some of which might have even been enemies"

  • @randomguywholikesstuff6536
    @randomguywholikesstuff6536 Год назад +1930

    Placing the laborers in the front certainly is one of the tactics of all time.

    • @WorldGoods
      @WorldGoods Год назад +37

      Stallin would be proud

    • @lolasdm6959
      @lolasdm6959 Год назад +11

      a Laborer, a man of your talents?

    • @lucifersjob252
      @lucifersjob252 Год назад +3

      We need more hobs

    • @matthewhawthorne8411
      @matthewhawthorne8411 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@WorldGoodsVladimir Putin is currently doing the same thing👍

    • @Finia-vj3lx
      @Finia-vj3lx 7 месяцев назад

      @@matthewhawthorne8411 like how Ukrain tried to wipe 2 whole towns off the map for over 5 years now b/c they did not bow to a insurrection of the last real election :)

  • @jPaulSmith1994
    @jPaulSmith1994 Год назад +1010

    The jokes, the gameplay, all of it. Perfect.

  • @axios4702
    @axios4702 Год назад +251

    You gotta love how lore friendly Kleaper's videos are, making the high king of the Dawi watch as they let loose countless green skins to pillage his land is definitely what a Dawi Zharr lord would do, the perfect revenge.

  • @Alpharius304
    @Alpharius304 Год назад +450

    You got to be carful though, OSHA Might send the Dwarfs of OSHA Mountain

    • @islandranger1359
      @islandranger1359 Год назад +22

      That's if he doesn't take OSHA mountain first.

    • @Alpharius304
      @Alpharius304 Год назад +28

      @@islandranger1359 True, But then he would have to get past hundreds of angry Engineers and Coffee Addicted Maniacs

    • @Donshades4404
      @Donshades4404 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@islandranger1359it’s defended by Taxus, Kell of the IRS

    • @K-i-p-p
      @K-i-p-p 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@Donshades4404 is that a d2 rreference?

  • @Sentron666
    @Sentron666 Год назад +14

    Positive relation: +8
    Negative relation: More pissed off shitless than all demons of khorne at once If you steal all their skulls

  • @DivineSparta
    @DivineSparta Год назад +208

    "We had their direct counter; 240 midgets with shotguns." This line has single-handedly sold me this dlc xD Keep up the great war cri- I mean, content Kleaper!!

  • @ScP-049-01
    @ScP-049-01 Год назад +1755

    You know it's a good day when grim uploads

    • @namAehT
      @namAehT Год назад +25

      Well, good for us. There's bound to be some v̶i̶c̶t̶i̶m̶s̶ _unhappy customers_ in the video.

    • @jewelangello8397
      @jewelangello8397 Год назад +5

      Amen to that

    • @obuniaaron3700
      @obuniaaron3700 Год назад +2

      Very true

    • @Wolfkrieg-i1w
      @Wolfkrieg-i1w Год назад +1

      And reggie to

    • @Fi5hb0n342
      @Fi5hb0n342 Год назад +1

      Aye I can agree with that

  • @TheOracleofClocks
    @TheOracleofClocks Год назад +140

    That "climactic chase" was pretty funny, made me honestly chortle in laughter.

    • @343sinbad
      @343sinbad 3 месяца назад

      Yeah that was good laugh 😂

  • @atakanozalp
    @atakanozalp Год назад +163

    You are utterly the best content creater when it comes to WarHammer. Your ability to take situations in and out context, the mastership to look into stuff from such a perspective that you can create something funny out of thin air is mesmerizing. It is always a good day when you upload as many have mentioned. Best 30 minutes of my day. Keep up the good work!. I've been one of your first followers and seeing you are getting the recognition you deserve is an absolute joy!

  • @jaymontijo4209
    @jaymontijo4209 Год назад +93

    "Queeks only contribution, poisoning the water supply"
    Yup, that's the skaven.

  • @lordcaedus8713
    @lordcaedus8713 Год назад +44

    I’ll never forget the game I played as Repanse de Leon. Early in the campaign, Thorek Ironbrow declared war on me. I wiped him out, but apparently word gets around. As a result of my short person genocide, all of the dwarves were at -1000+ in relations when I met them. For the rest of the campaign I was beset by dwarves, and the wood elves and the empire whom the dwarves roped in during the late game. By the time I got the campaign victory, I was at war with all of the Order factions, and trading with chaos dwarves and skaven. Truly the most chivalric Brettonian game ever.

  • @CptSheeva
    @CptSheeva Год назад +47

    Shoutouts to the fact that you've not only taken the time to list out the songs used in your video, but you've actually made timestamps of where they're used AND imbedded it into the video. greatly greatly appreciate that. Great work, great video, great vibes.

  • @mitchell4745
    @mitchell4745 Год назад +73

    “Nothing to lose but your chains, I wouldn’t be so sure” is such a badass line😂

    • @sinwithagrin4243
      @sinwithagrin4243 6 месяцев назад +1

      You know we're all on a watch list for associating with this man

  • @MrTheSilentAssassin
    @MrTheSilentAssassin Год назад +13

    “We built guard towers to keep our employees safe from the outside world.”
    Idk if it was intentional or not but I find it funny that the building he built doesn’t actually contribute to the defense of a settlement. All it does is raise Control and I think provides further vision of the surrounding area. But in terms of “protection” it doesn’t do jack squat lmao

  • @toxicsww7560
    @toxicsww7560 9 месяцев назад +8

    “The last thing we need in our market, is child labor. Because I can’t beat those prices.”

  • @mrsquid1555
    @mrsquid1555 Год назад +156

    I cannot express my overwhelming excitement for this video! It's Kleeping time

  • @rockethero1177
    @rockethero1177 Год назад +32

    I love how you just created an alliance of darkness and named it “CHODE”

  • @panspanner01
    @panspanner01 Год назад +69

    Welcome back Kleaper. You never fail in giving me second-hand schizophrenia

  • @porkchop4401
    @porkchop4401 Год назад +31

    The amount of air quotes used in this video has me gasping for air after breaking a rib laughing.
    "How they could use such a barbaric institution, I will never understand" 🤣

  • @nmmeswey3584
    @nmmeswey3584 Год назад +15

    "Just burn down the forest, whats it gonna do?" and a smash cut to a looming durthu just sent me 😂

  • @daniilzobnev2131
    @daniilzobnev2131 Год назад +62

    Wait wait, that face reveal caught me off guard!
    As always, amazing video, love the gameplay, editing and humour in your every video! Keep it up!

  • @memesfordiscord693
    @memesfordiscord693 9 месяцев назад +47

    21:55 to 21:59, Kleaper just casually drops a face reveal.

  • @bignelly9476
    @bignelly9476 Год назад +136

    Ah yes it’s a good day when Grim uploads a Warhammer video

  • @Fryboth
    @Fryboth 7 месяцев назад +6

    I was taking a sip of a delicious beverage when you said "lorge spooder". Mango smoothie came out of my nose.

  • @aquamarinedagger
    @aquamarinedagger Год назад +59

    We really should be taking tips from these economical titans.

  • @Dragonage2ftw
    @Dragonage2ftw Год назад +24

    Chaos Dwarves are so good.
    Their gameplay, lore, and aesthetics, all so perfect.

  • @Obsdragon
    @Obsdragon Год назад +22

    "Making ridiculous demands lime only being shot on Wednesdays... or food."

  • @marvekthewarlord6448
    @marvekthewarlord6448 Год назад +68

    You should try winning as a pacifist, while convincing all your allies to kill your enemies

  • @scorpio0494
    @scorpio0494 Год назад +50

    Reggie and kleaper uploads within 2 days of one another? I’m occupied for the next 12 hours

  • @benjaminbrandis3756
    @benjaminbrandis3756 Год назад +9

    When the faction preview for the chaos dwarves first came out, the narrator consistently referred to the slaves only as unpaid labor force, making me immediately know this faction was perfect for Kleaper.

  • @SirDuoDai
    @SirDuoDai 11 месяцев назад +4

    i love your delivery and subtle jokes. Your commentary is by far some of the best shit ive heard in years. Im loving your content, i plan on binge watching your entire channel. Getting a bowl, and some snacks now.

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam Год назад +12

    8:47 "claiming it at the cost of "few" casualties" its so nice of bro to adopt Skaven tactics for the greater good

  • @Limbuny
    @Limbuny Год назад +2

    28:56
    "I poisoned the water supply, now enemy's dead. Yay"

  • @Michael-kb2gk
    @Michael-kb2gk 10 месяцев назад +5

    17:20 “440 kills - Some of which may have even been enemies” spit my drink with that one😂

  • @darnokx9277
    @darnokx9277 11 месяцев назад +3

    "In the game of rock-paper-scissors, the winner is usually... gun." ... Mr. Kloper speaking the truth once more.

  • @buzzlightyearpfp7641
    @buzzlightyearpfp7641 Год назад +7

    Helmann Ghorst appearing was like when your previous protagonist becomes the new antagonist

  • @multiversegodttv708
    @multiversegodttv708 Год назад +32

    Everytime I see an upload by you my day genuinely gets better thanks for the great content.

  • @VEGETAYES
    @VEGETAYES 7 месяцев назад +5

    "it's not a casualty if it's not a person"
    -belka

  • @TradePrinceNodnarb
    @TradePrinceNodnarb Год назад +2

    You cannot tell me that chaos dwarves are not American cowboys.
    Shotguns, big hats, trains, and a loathing for everyone different then them

  • @mathis5803
    @mathis5803 Год назад +5

    "Ending the battle with 440 kills, some of which might have been enemies" this is true comedy

  • @jonathanwells223
    @jonathanwells223 11 месяцев назад +2

    putting Tretch Craventail in charge of "human resources" was just so perfect

  • @ThatMS
    @ThatMS Год назад +15

    You know it's a good day when the god of mischief posts another banger of a warcrime

  • @Monkejump
    @Monkejump Год назад +2

    6:05 “Ogres may be scary but nothing is more frightening than a flying robo cow” is my favorite phrase

  • @NickAsNickName
    @NickAsNickName Год назад +4

    The Skaven faction at Nagashizzar is one that only ever stays there, a defensive faction existing to protect a specific area, like that one lizardmen faction in the magical forest in lustria. They're never gonna attack anyone, only defend that specific settlement

  • @DakkaScrappa
    @DakkaScrappa 5 месяцев назад +2

    18:27
    grimgor: i have da best waaagh and im gunna krump ya
    auto resolve: well yess but actually no

  • @geraldballinger6428
    @geraldballinger6428 7 месяцев назад +3

    "What are they gonna do? Get up and walk away?"
    Don't be silly, they'll get up and crush you into a fine paste

  • @iielysiumx5811
    @iielysiumx5811 Год назад +2

    Every video this guy uploads is a banger, I loved the “just burn down the forest, what’s it gonna do? Walk away?”

  • @Mrbuddd
    @Mrbuddd Год назад +14

    I’m glad I subscribed for such relatable content

  • @greenagoo
    @greenagoo Год назад +2

    I knew exactly zero about this game but I was so invested in this story.
    Truly the mark of a great video

  • @samuelsedivy9453
    @samuelsedivy9453 Год назад +3

    Great video ,your commentary/jokes and editing gets better with each video.

  • @jamesjernigan9266
    @jamesjernigan9266 Год назад +7

    My new favorite channel. I’m also OSHA certified and I can confirm this is a beautiful video

  • @HermitRunner
    @HermitRunner Год назад +3

    0:36 yes yes shadow wizard money gang meme was prominent around the time the chaos dwarves came out :P

  • @reeceskinner2776
    @reeceskinner2776 Год назад +4

    Great vid Kleep.
    Your vid’s have continued to get better and more entertaining. Keep up the good work

  • @themightywhatever4884
    @themightywhatever4884 Год назад +11

    To be honest, I couldn't care less about this game, but your jokes and editing are so on point I check your channel regularly to not miss any videos.

  • @Michael-bb1cw
    @Michael-bb1cw Год назад +4

    I think the Chaos Dwarfs are actually even more American than Count Noctilus von Washington was. Impressive!

  • @abdulla2586
    @abdulla2586 Год назад +4

    Man your vids are really amazing and they sure did help me get through lots of tough times

  • @1Jamesinator
    @1Jamesinator Год назад +2

    Great fun video. I also want to show some appreciation to the Music creditting being in the video Chapters. That's a Giga-brain move right there.

  • @YorkshireNachteinbruch
    @YorkshireNachteinbruch Год назад +4

    Love the vids mate, and their surprisingly being made quickly so well done again ❤

  • @UT_SWAT
    @UT_SWAT Год назад +2

    railway system extension is amazing for chaos dwarfs, instant movement between certain tier3 settlements, is VERY useful

  • @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV
    @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV Год назад +3

    Thank you, good sir, for putting the music in the chapters, an act of true greatness. It is much appreciated, thank you very much.

  • @mieze9022
    @mieze9022 Год назад +2

    Never was so happy seeing a youtuber upload a vid

  • @elijahxiong7991
    @elijahxiong7991 Год назад +60

    You know it's a good day when grim uploads.

  • @rexy3336
    @rexy3336 4 месяца назад

    Super vidéo ! J'adore le fait de suivre une histoire et pas seulement une bataille !

  • @Allen0wl
    @Allen0wl Год назад +3

    You know, the Geneva Convention isn’t a regulation , it’s a check list, and you got them all

  • @ATurnerMushroomHead
    @ATurnerMushroomHead 6 месяцев назад +1

    I like the reference to your Civ 6 video. Also, I really thought that the third goal was going to be a delayed War thunder sponsor! Would've been halirious!

  • @wumbology6072
    @wumbology6072 Год назад +11

    God the more I watch Kleaper and Reggie play total warhammer 3 the more I wanna play

    • @scandicwolf
      @scandicwolf Год назад +3

      Then you should, it's a really fun game! :)

  • @royalbluegaming7763
    @royalbluegaming7763 Год назад +2

    I just realized your chapters link to the music you used. THANK YOU

  • @alexanderberg1553
    @alexanderberg1553 Год назад +3

    I wanted to make a geneva checklist joke but im not sure if any could ever be sufficient.
    Holy shit das some top tier content ❤

  • @dontale8176
    @dontale8176 Год назад +2

    Oh boy another video! I will use this to improve my business tactics

  • @jojomicswagens8876
    @jojomicswagens8876 Год назад +4

    Man, I can believe that they actually made Amazon as a faction in Warhammer, very cool!

  • @Obsdragon
    @Obsdragon Год назад +2

    Finally, a new Grim Kleaper video, a d not long after a new Anti-Kleaper video and not long after a new Reggie video either

  • @JacobSky5110
    @JacobSky5110 Год назад +4

    I get way too hype for new Kleaper videos. 😂 Raw talent.

  • @HittingBandy
    @HittingBandy Год назад +2

    Somehow getting all 4 chaos factions to side with you well before the halfway point of the video is literally the whole plotline of WH40k's Abaddon somehow (bullshit plot armor) getting all 4 chaos factions, and more, to side with him.

  • @dagronborm2055
    @dagronborm2055 Год назад +6

    i am thoroughly convinced that its harder to play this game without committing crimes against humanity (or sentient-creature-ity)

  • @FiauraTheTankGirlGamer
    @FiauraTheTankGirlGamer Год назад +1

    Helmann Ghorst has become an Eldritch being that refuses to go away at this point.

  • @aznperson8
    @aznperson8 Год назад +3

    ...I really wanna read *DA WAAAGH MANIFESTO*

    • @jessl1934
      @jessl1934 Год назад +1

      "The 'istory of all 'itherto existing society is the 'istory of class WAAAAGH!"
      And so on, and so on...

  • @esh_414
    @esh_414 Год назад +1

    The last 10 seconds of this video was the perfect cherry on top of the sundae. I have to admit that I laughed really hard.

  • @Lunaraia
    @Lunaraia Год назад +3

    I wonder how long it would take thorgrim to write out all those grudges at the end...

  • @thor8606
    @thor8606 Год назад +1

    "twitch craventail"
    "Hiiii!"
    *botlane flashbacks ensue*

    • @toxicwar
      @toxicwar 4 месяца назад

      BLOODY SAME! Moment i heard that "Hii" I immedetly got hit with a flash back xD
      And now i'm back playing league.

  • @SH4D0SKU11
    @SH4D0SKU11 Год назад +4

    I hope they make more factions like the chaos dwarfs where they mix races into the same faction
    Wouldnt it be cool to see what Clan Skryre would get up to if they combined their technology with the chaos dwarfs or vice versa?

  • @calciferscurse5445
    @calciferscurse5445 Год назад +11

    It's always a good day when Kleaper uploads. Let Industrialism take the world.

  • @Sharky_x9
    @Sharky_x9 Год назад +2

    13:58 As a german I can confirm we drive trains like this all day

  • @TinMan89537
    @TinMan89537 Год назад +3

    I love the Chorfs! Once you figure out how their economy works they get crazy powerful. Late game I had more money than I knew what to do with. But yeah, you gotta pluck out Ghorst ASAP. He'll take the damn wood elves tree and keep spawning out of it if you don't burn him out. After that its Grimgor. The asshole is more trouble than he's worth and loves to spawn camp all your caravans. Dick move Ironhide.
    Also its good to try and make friends with any and all chaos factions. Kugath is a good friend to have, but if you can get Archaeon its fantastic. He can be kind of a dick otherwise.

  • @hagank1111
    @hagank1111 Год назад +2

    I love this video it was a great time away from todays business. Keep up the awesome RUclips channel! ❤

  • @svenabel2987
    @svenabel2987 Год назад +7

    Chaos Dwarves is what you get when you combine Deep Rock Galactic with Senator Armstrong

  • @jonathanwatson4484
    @jonathanwatson4484 Год назад +2

    watching this why overseeing the work of my dark minions, and sipping tea

  • @pierreiiirlanda4051
    @pierreiiirlanda4051 Год назад +6

    Ah yes and as a certain British person likes to say "Its perfectly balanced"

  • @JoshGolus
    @JoshGolus Год назад +2

    It'd be fun to see you a total annihilation campaign with Morghur, the ultimate ward-saving siege engine/chemical bomb. Sounds right up your alley

  • @maxrlx5467
    @maxrlx5467 Год назад +5

    One of the best yet, keep up the war crimes Kleaper!

  • @petergreyward
    @petergreyward Год назад +1

    GRIIIIIIMMMMMM, I have a request, A hero/lord only challenge, like, literally no troops campaign, you can have as much armies as you want but no troops, I want to see a lot of OP builds

  • @nate7838
    @nate7838 Год назад +3

    The company said kill

  • @dingoonceagain6518
    @dingoonceagain6518 9 месяцев назад

    25:44 "oh look we just got a letter! I wonder who it's from"
    *cue sickest moves in the east*

  • @lelekeller6737
    @lelekeller6737 Год назад +3

    I love your Videos