JURASSIC PARK WITH ELVES | Total War: Warhammer 2
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- Опубликовано: 18 окт 2017
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Игры
Ur bad badjur
no ur bad
Rekt kiddo
TheRussianBadger Badjur has spoken
TheRussianBadger
Damn, that was like... fucking mean
hot
4:26
"...weird, possibly incestuous relationship..."
Please, these are Dark Elves we're talking about.
It's *absolutely* incestuous.
these aren't even the 40k dark elves.....
@@antknees5597 40K or not, you put Dark Elves in a Warhammer universe of any kind, they're bound to be into some nasty shit, that's just facts.
(No pun intended)
Y’all a bunch on n’wahs
It is incestuous
I'm here to tell you all that Malekith and his mother are, in fact, in an incestuous on/off relationship broken up by murder plots in which one tries to kill the other in between the times where Malekith is banging elf mommy goth pussy.
Russian Badger:
"Do you want to watch me play all this slow micromanagement part? Of course you don't!"
Spiffing brit fans:
"Am I a joke to you?"
Badger: Can you even unsummon a demon?
Doom Slayer: **loads super shotgun**
i like that, imagine doomslayer somehow combine his armor with the space marine armor? man i want to see that
Grey Knight x Doom Guy is Demon extinction
@@caedes4367 But on a Multiverse level
@@alejandroelluxray5298 at least
@@RenanARodrigues So just really thick doom slayer
It’s this guy’s first time playing and he already made a carnosaur doom stack. He’s a natural
I’m confused, there are other builds besides Carnosaur Doomstack?/s
@@mikerman1220 skink priest on stegadon doomstack
@@mikerman1220 yes, its called a saurus oldblood doomstack. Basically just carnosaurs but better.
Its called field as many war lighting cannons as possible
@@mikerman1220Doomwheels only with Ikit
"Possibly incestuous..."
There's no possibly, it's a definitely. At least it's mentioned as such in older editions of the lore, dropped later on.
Dark elves moment
"Hi guys welcome back to my dark elves lets play in Total War Warhammer 2, sponsored by Sega. And the first thing we're gonna wanna do is MAXIMIZE SLAVERY"
*OH GOD*
And that is canonically the way of the Druchii.
*CEASE YOUR SLAVERY AND MAX OUT T-REKTY!!!!!*
Thats Not a Knife, This is a Knife I saw this and read it in sync with him as he said it
Im gonna call my lizardmen lord "The Steve Irwin Experience" and just have an army full of kroxigors behind him
i'm gonna build large pens and each of them will have one type of dinosaurs, feral Carnosaurs, feral cold ones, feral Stegadons, Kroxigars, Pteranodon units, and feral bastiladons and have a Slann overlord named "john hammond" and be a friendly race
Croikey, she is a beaut
"look at her just ripping that elf to pieces - isn't she gorgeous!!"
I want you to know that the game has execution animations and one of hte animations is where hte krox will go into a death roll
How do you feel about Nakai now?
WH3 is confirmed to have an up to 8 player multiplayer. If Badger doesn't play it with friends as Skarbrand, the actual embodiment of pure rage who's only strategy is to hit stuff until it stops bothering him, I'm gonna riot.
😢
That face when ur that one scrub who'd be totally down with watching badger micromanage his settlements for 60 hours
Honestly
SurrealBeliefs is a good guy to watch. He keeps it interesting g by also talking about Warhammer lore which is incredibly detailed and quite interesting.
Admiral Apathy Surrealbeliefs makes great content for that.
Can confirm
Wild, to be the 666th like on your comment. Badger could have an army by now
3:23 MAXIMIZE SLAVERY- dead
No, enlaved. Werent you listening?
America in 1776 after they've defeated the British:
Washington: What are we gonna do about our economy?
Hamilton: Well we could-
Jefferson: *MAXIMIZE SLAVERY*
lol
iPaleo jeez just straight to the facts
*MAXIMIZE FREEDOM
This needs to be the new Hamilton, much more educational
And that, kids, is why the electoral college exists.
'Im so good at fasting I make Gandi look like a gluttonous casual.'
ROFL
Now imagine an army of Russian Badgers riding atop large Badgers.
thank you for that image. and they're russian, so they've probably drunk so much vodka that they don't even care what they're attacking.
oh wait. they don't care in the first place. well, it makes them more ferocious, which is nice.
Fear the Honey badger.
And sending a whole squad of Soviet Wombles.
maximum cheese
Ollanius Pius how is this not pinned?
Skaven….I've killed so many of those rat bastards that I know the names at this point
Skaven soldier
Stormvermin
Gutter runner
Rat ogre
ECT...
Bet you're a kerillian main...
You forgot SlaveSpear
IM A BLOODY BATTERING RAM (Gets hooked by hook rat)
@@majorchaos5000 **OI, WE'RE THE BLOODY UBERSREIK FIVE, OR 4, IT DOESN'T MATTER**
"It's kinda like saying "Jesus take the wheel" but with a giant carnosaur!"
Me: Jesus was a velociraptor!
*JOJO FANS HAVE ENTERED THE CHAT*
Bestinslot fans have entered the chat!
LoL
All praise Raptor Jesus
Praise be Raptor jesus
Mcdeath is the name of the type of diabetes you get after eating McDonald's
Or... It's a play on words of THE TRAGEDY OF MACBETH!!!!
Ivo Vonbank r/woosh
@@ivovonbank8895 No shit
This is the kind of content I subscribed for years ago. Nice to take a break from Siege
I totally agree with you.
Jonathan Taylor agreed
Same
Yee yee
yes
am i the only one that actually enjoys watching people play this game but including the campaign too...
If I am it’s YALL JUST DWEEBS
No...
That's why there's Lionheartx10, Heir Of Carthage and all the other TW RUclipsrs.
I love that, and also I think this game looks awesome. Price is a bit too high, though.
Rhinownage yah I bought the first one still play it I like the game
Prolly gunna buy the second one soon
But high elves have the most powerful dragons. THAT'S enough for me on it's own.
I thought that was the Confederate state of elves?
You mean the same dragons that the dwarves butchered like swine in the war of the beard? Nah I’ll stick with giant dinosaurs.
@@1stcaptainraldoron538 Excuse you but I mean the dragons that are strong enough to destroy Greater Daemons of Nurgle in one blast of Hellfire.
Yeah but skaven got rocets, and they blew up a moon, killed the most powerfull mage, created a desise that melted a T Rex soooooo oh and they have the most powerfull assasin in the existence so i dont think they have a problem whit a fling lizard.
@@annusandras4232 and now they have nukes.
"A T-rex with half health is....still a fucking T-rex"
Well said badger lol
True enough, but Wounded *is* a thing and their Leadership will be less-than-optimal…
My boi badgur is going to hit 1 mil subs.
Let’s go! Hell yeah boiiiii!
1 milksops hype!!
shit son. sucks that youtube had to go bad first.
Clint Woodley Regular uploads do wonders
Yeah, he has been deserving a lot more than 1mil for a while.
A T L O N G L A S T
"Turn Based Real Time Strategy"
there's a contradiction there
Heresy.
I know this is late but it’s the fighting that’s in real time while the turns are when you move around on the overworld and construct buildings or build more armies
@@KanetheSpaceWolf you're not as late as me 😐
ZedMercury you’re not as late as me.
@@nightmareparty5224 or me
it hurts me in the inside to see him throw large units headfirst against units made to fuck up large units. But anyways, love the fuckery and not give a fuck attitude. Makes the moments that are fun and unpredictable.
*Trump watches video* "PENCE COME ERE!"
*Mike Pence walks in* " Ah Donald the wall is almost complete..."
Trump: Scrap the wall!
Pence: ...What?
T: I have a new plan
P: What is that?
T: T-Rex's
M A X I M I Z E S L A V E R Y
well all illegal immigrants would prolly leave the us faster than they can say taco
Scorpion Trumpasaurous rexes!
@@swedeonhisway8608 bitch have you ever eaten chicken? Just imagine there's several tons of it and it's all dark meat and I imagine it Cooks beautifully
Lol
No humans?
*BROTHER, UNINSTALL THIS HERESY*
"No exterminitus? What is this warp spawn. I can't cleanse the Hersey, commander."
"The emperor has failed us. Fall back!"
@@astrodreamer946 "The emperor has failed us? HERETIC! SUBMIT YOURSELF TO THE COMMISSAR!"
*BURN THE HERETICS*
*BURN THE XENOS*
FOR THE *EMPEROR* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nice. ( r y u g a )
BROTHER *WHERE ARE THE BLOOD RAVENS!!!!!!!* *_BROTHER!!!!!!!_*
*I use Fuze with a shield...wait this isn't Rainbow...*
Panther somewhweeeerrrreeee over the rainbowwwwwww way up highhhhhh
Who use fuze with a shield
A Magical Bucket The guy who has a RUclips name Panther
Fuze shield ain’t bad his fucken Pmm pistol is great it’s got a fast reload and high dmg
40k is like Star Wars as written by H.P. Lovecraft. With elves.
This isn't THAT Warhammer
Wrong one this is fantasy
'Because a T-Rex with half health is still a f*ckin T-Rex'
Wow she got demolish
Nothing can beat Mythology. Especially the one with the big ass *TITANS*
Anything with a big ass dragon or dinosaur is the best possible mythology.
Pibz shadow of collosus
HERE ARE MY MONEY,give me the T-Rexes now please i want ALL of them
Lizardmen is the most hilarious to play next to Skaven.
Jman LPGuy honestly surprised he didn't play skaven, man acted like he *couldn't* bring miniguns, poison gas, and green rocks to sword fight
Dinosaurs bulldozing their way through armies of nerds looks very satisfying.
How the fuck did you stretch this to 10 minutes
/\aron ikr
He talked about dinosaurs for a whole minute
its fucking dinosaurs its justified
/\aron its called editing and jump cuts
Jump cuts shorten things, though...
"More your trying to resist the harder its going to hurt"
*Markus Wulfheart laughs in the background*
Note to anyone who wants to get into this and appreciate the TW series:
Play Rome: Total War and Medieval 2: Total War.
Then get Warhammer 1 and 2
Then install the Mortal Empires free DLC
wrong. simply incorrect. Shogun2 then some more with a side of extra Shogun2
Correction:
Step 1: play Rome TE or Medieval 2 TW (just pick one of these and dont bother for other one).
Step 2: If you liked the gameplay, play Empire or Napolion TW so you can try some modern era staff.
Step 3: If you didnt like gunpowder era then get shogun 2 VANILA with all DLCs. If you liked gunpowder era then get Fall of the samurai.
Step 4 : If you like shogun get ready for some MASSIVE changes (because if you dont like them then stop on Shogun 2) go play Rome 2 so you can get feeling for mechanics of army/campaign menagment of newer TW games.
Step 5 (ok this is last one): If you could play Rome 2 then GO BUY EVERY TW WARHAMMER GAME WITH ALL LORD PACKS DLCS!
Enjoy.
👌I👌W👌A👌N👌T👌T👌O👌D👌I👌E👌
Veggie Secks 👌M👌E👌T👌O 👌O👌
lmao we try but we dont know how to tie knots to hang ourselves, am i roight fellas?
SASprice SAS THAS ROIGHT MAITEY
Your profile picture made that unlimitedly better
I saw the title and clicked I'm interested
I have a basic yet working strategy as the lizardman, have a few heavy weights such as few dinos or kroxigors, now put them into the front and have them charge into the enemy formation with the kroxs/dinos in the middle of hte enemy formation while the regular infantry attack from teh sides
My GPU: 😐
Bad Ratz: Bye bye GPU
GPU: 💀💀
Am I the only one that loves when bajur plays something other than siege?
Levi Fridriksson im with you
I’m almost bored of Siege videos lol
Only when’s he’s fucking paid though how does no one else notice this?
Bichie Richie idgaf as long as its a good video
Subbed to him originally because of that lol
I saw a bird today.
LDaveEvan Ew that means you either went outside or looked out of the window
LDaveEvan lmao
LDaveEvan Outside is for fucking hippies,Nigga
prove it
nice!
Having played this game for hundreds of hours in countless campaigns it's weird to see you review it like that, but I appreciate the effort
Bad ratz: overwhelms with numbers
Soviets: we did it first
The soviets won with stratgey and tactics.
The Soviet army was smaller then the German army until stalingrad and they had constent shortages of men...The germans only felt the so called relentless "soviet" hord because of Soviet Strategy that maybe felt like a hord to the germans but was actually genius achivement of planing and effective manegment of resources and Maskirovka tactics
TheSponsoredBadger
bajur eat pant
Minifridge B O M U R S O M P S I N
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Damn dark elves be enslaving lizards in two universes now
I have 2 favourite factions in warhammer fantasy: stormcast eternals and lizardmen.
This game explain why i love Lizardmen
2 Vids? What is this a daily upload channel now? Can't have that.
MastaSensi shut your mouth. Yes we can.
Paladin Danse he was being sarcastic
MastaSensi no shit
how come badjur isn't verified?
He is actually a lizardman
HAHAHAHAHAH
he's fake
When you realize only a villain like Malekith and his kind could be the only ones to murderfuck a literal demon into existance, you know this guy is the edgiest edgelord of all edgelord races.
Wrong Warhammer.
Total War is a state of a nation where all effort and resources is directed to the war effort.
Not a world without allies.
i swear. if there is no sexual interactions with an elf and a dinosaur amma nut
well, get your nutbuster out and start busting nuts.
did it for 10 minutes ago :(
"The types of people who choose high elves are the same people that only eat vanilla ice cream, go to bed on time every night, and eject their USB drives before pulling them out." I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT!!! I would totally play the rats! And I eat vanilla because I don't like chocolate. I have insomnia, so I NEED to go to sleep on time or I get screwed, and I'll be the one laughing when your USB breaks because you didn't eject first. Also, you need to do more BF1 videos. Seriously, the Space Marines are threatening to go all Exterminatus on you again.
You would totally play the high elves
You, sir, are a champion. Vanilla ice cream all the way. Heck yeah.
Tying in Sonic with Ghandi being a "gluttonous casual" is literally the best joke Badgur has ever made
I have not laughed so much in a while. Best Badger vid in ages.
He sees in his comments "play battlefield" instead stops playing siege to play this and I am not even disappointed
Is anyone else reminded of Aku when they see Malekith or is it just me
It's just you >D
No, I see it too
Its the horns
*F O O L !*
I’ve watched this video like 7 times and I just got the fasting joke. Good one badjur
A complete list of the factions present in this game: Santa's legion, Mickie Mouses hord, the armed forces of Florida, Santa's legion but emo.
Felt good to be out of the rain.
What Heresy is this? There are no such thing as giant rat men. SKAVEN?! By sigmar no.
*M A X I M I Z E S L A V E R Y*
69 likes. *NOICE*
i now REALLY either wanna see badger screw around with updated skaven or see him screw around in warhammer 3
Love the song Horse With No Name.
THE WHIRLY DIRLY
Total war, means all members of a faction are enrolled in the war. Meaning that all citizens are supplying for troops in war, an example of this is WWI.
Glad the skaven got some love.
My favorite tactics are attack them or attack their processer
ITS NoT 40k. IS THIS HERESY?
I mean WH Fantasy did come out before 40K so no it's not heresy.
"They use magic-"
"HERESY!!!"
shut up impfag you're giving the tyranids more reasons to consume us all
At least it’s not choas.
My army consists of 333 (Yes, I did intend that) reivers and maybe 1 or 2 other things
its never not time to fast
rufus gillespie u right
I love that there are just random lasers zapping past the screen at random times
5 years later and this is still my favorite intro to any of his videos
Wow that intro song, Goodbye battlefield 4 ;_;7
Oldschool Gabber do you know what the intro song is
only 20 K left ma boi.
20k
heresy only 40k
30k has our main men rogal “I have a mortarion iron guardsman for a stick in my a**” dorn, Magnus “the ketchup bottle with magic powers” the red, Ferrus “flesh is weak, and I am a arse” Manus, Leeman “I was raised by wolves and I love melee combat” Russ, Lion “suck it chaos” el’johnson, Vulkan “I want to boop the snoot and burn the xenos” He’Stan, Konrad “I flay people alive for committing small crimes” Curze, Angron “I can’t calm the hell down”, Roboute “ imma make my self a spehss rome” Guilliman, Jaghatai “mongolians with motorcycles” khan, mortarion “absolute perfectionist”, Lorgar “my daddy didn’t like me worshipping him, so I will worship daemons” Aurelian, Sanguinius “I’m the nicest killing machine you will ever meet”, Alpharius “I’m the embodiment of 1960s CIA” and Omegon “may or may not just be just me now”, and finally Horus “I had the worlds biggest temper tantrum ever” Lupercal,
Mazdamundi? no.
Krok-gar? fuck no.
*SKINK STAR PRIEST? ABSOLUTELY FUCKING YES*
Feral carnosaurs: slaughtering hundreds of high elves
RUclips automatic subtitles:
a p p l a u s e
“Whirley dirley” I see why they’re fighting to the death.
Oh my gosh sledge is a lizard
Love the start
i love the song reference at the end bajor
8:40 It works... until you discover that the enemy army is composed of 100% DRAGONS!
This is the best review of the game. 😂 #LIZARDMEN
im amaze how smooth badjur spoken savagery-sarcasm. Dayum..!
All dinosaurs meets all halbreds...
*sweats profusely*
I got a Jurassic World ad. Makes sense.
YES somthing variety
My dude, you're one of my favorite youtubers and I don't have many people I subscribe to. I've watched you videos since my favorite battlefield game BFBC2, and I'm super excited to see you play strat games. Thank you man! Your content is great.
Edit: and as a Warhammer nerd your commentary is hilarious.
So close to a million subs!!! Go badger
Cargo shorts....
Nice fridge
never thought id see badger play a total war game
Warhammer has the ultimate Chad in Ikkit claw, man uses straight up science to do magic most elves can't even dream of, and almost out did the entire CHAOS GOD pantheon in destroying the world by *trying to pull a full on asteroid toward the planet to get more Warp rocks from it.*
Virgin everyone vs Chad Ikkit Claw.
SKAVEN GANG RISE UP
I'm sad that he heard "mcdeath" and immediately went for a mcdonalds reference and not shakespear.
You should do a monster hunter world video badger
Thank you i was spending weeks if I should get this game or not now I’m really going to get it thank you badger :3
Ive wanted this video for so so long now
Barnie belongs there.. They should include a mod where barnies would be riding dinosaurs
it's not entirely impossible....
How much ravioli?
You are a really good content creator who never ceases to make me laugh. When today, when i found out my cat died, you can entertain me. You are truly a good person with an amazing sense of humor
Bajur is noticeably running out of that sponsor ravioli.