JURASSIC PARK WITH ELVES | Total War: Warhammer 2

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  • Опубликовано: 13 янв 2025

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  • @theseceratary2307
    @theseceratary2307 7 лет назад +5387

    Ur bad badjur

    • @TheRussianBadger
      @TheRussianBadger  7 лет назад +1205

      no ur bad

    • @congo71
      @congo71 7 лет назад +69

      Rekt kiddo

    • @davishimada1555
      @davishimada1555 7 лет назад +91

      TheRussianBadger Badjur has spoken

    • @hnrcx
      @hnrcx 7 лет назад +117

      TheRussianBadger
      Damn, that was like... fucking mean

    • @vipurz
      @vipurz 7 лет назад +12

      hot

  • @forresthunt9573
    @forresthunt9573 4 года назад +1443

    4:26
    "...weird, possibly incestuous relationship..."
    Please, these are Dark Elves we're talking about.
    It's *absolutely* incestuous.

    • @antknees5597
      @antknees5597 4 года назад +68

      these aren't even the 40k dark elves.....

    • @Crimson_Sun2486
      @Crimson_Sun2486 4 года назад +142

      @@antknees5597 40K or not, you put Dark Elves in a Warhammer universe of any kind, they're bound to be into some nasty shit, that's just facts.
      (No pun intended)

    • @ulfricstormcloak6675
      @ulfricstormcloak6675 3 года назад +24

      Y’all a bunch on n’wahs

    • @commissarkruber7205
      @commissarkruber7205 3 года назад +4

      It is incestuous

    • @TsukimuraMidori
      @TsukimuraMidori 2 года назад

      I'm here to tell you all that Malekith and his mother are, in fact, in an incestuous on/off relationship broken up by murder plots in which one tries to kill the other in between the times where Malekith is banging elf mommy goth pussy.

  • @einar_476
    @einar_476 4 года назад +919

    Russian Badger:
    "Do you want to watch me play all this slow micromanagement part? Of course you don't!"
    Spiffing brit fans:
    "Am I a joke to you?"

  • @Crimson_Sun2486
    @Crimson_Sun2486 4 года назад +1393

    Badger: Can you even unsummon a demon?
    Doom Slayer: **loads super shotgun**

    • @RenanARodrigues
      @RenanARodrigues 4 года назад +34

      i like that, imagine doomslayer somehow combine his armor with the space marine armor? man i want to see that

    • @caedes4367
      @caedes4367 4 года назад +20

      Grey Knight x Doom Guy is Demon extinction

    • @alejandroelluxray5298
      @alejandroelluxray5298 3 года назад +8

      @@caedes4367 But on a Multiverse level

    • @caedes4367
      @caedes4367 3 года назад +6

      @@alejandroelluxray5298 at least

    • @firstconsul7286
      @firstconsul7286 3 года назад +7

      @@RenanARodrigues So just really thick doom slayer

  • @BT--xz5rq
    @BT--xz5rq 3 года назад +690

    It’s this guy’s first time playing and he already made a carnosaur doom stack. He’s a natural

    • @mikerman1220
      @mikerman1220 2 года назад +31

      I’m confused, there are other builds besides Carnosaur Doomstack?/s

    • @dickysatria7268
      @dickysatria7268 2 года назад +24

      @@mikerman1220 skink priest on stegadon doomstack

    • @Guo1234bob
      @Guo1234bob 2 года назад +25

      @@mikerman1220 yes, its called a saurus oldblood doomstack. Basically just carnosaurs but better.

    • @cpresuttis
      @cpresuttis 2 года назад +8

      Its called field as many war lighting cannons as possible

    • @davidzadro2939
      @davidzadro2939 Год назад +2

      @@mikerman1220Doomwheels only with Ikit

  • @username12120
    @username12120 5 лет назад +325

    "Possibly incestuous..."
    There's no possibly, it's a definitely. At least it's mentioned as such in older editions of the lore, dropped later on.

  • @a_Lemming
    @a_Lemming 7 лет назад +1578

    "Hi guys welcome back to my dark elves lets play in Total War Warhammer 2, sponsored by Sega. And the first thing we're gonna wanna do is MAXIMIZE SLAVERY"

    • @kennyy260
      @kennyy260 6 лет назад +24

      *OH GOD*

    • @thanatoswaker2778
      @thanatoswaker2778 6 лет назад +40

      And that is canonically the way of the Druchii.

    • @spamuraigranatabru1149
      @spamuraigranatabru1149 6 лет назад +24

      *CEASE YOUR SLAVERY AND MAX OUT T-REKTY!!!!!*

    • @colintheduck8726
      @colintheduck8726 5 лет назад +7

      Thats Not a Knife, This is a Knife I saw this and read it in sync with him as he said it

  • @animenolifer2
    @animenolifer2 7 лет назад +1204

    Im gonna call my lizardmen lord "The Steve Irwin Experience" and just have an army full of kroxigors behind him

    • @gridthexenomorph3658
      @gridthexenomorph3658 6 лет назад +62

      i'm gonna build large pens and each of them will have one type of dinosaurs, feral Carnosaurs, feral cold ones, feral Stegadons, Kroxigars, Pteranodon units, and feral bastiladons and have a Slann overlord named "john hammond" and be a friendly race

    • @frekefenrisson9177
      @frekefenrisson9177 6 лет назад +39

      Croikey, she is a beaut

    • @WhoTheHellIsHarvy
      @WhoTheHellIsHarvy 5 лет назад +48

      "look at her just ripping that elf to pieces - isn't she gorgeous!!"

    • @Tucher97
      @Tucher97 5 лет назад +10

      I want you to know that the game has execution animations and one of hte animations is where hte krox will go into a death roll

    • @CommodoreTyrannosaurusTux
      @CommodoreTyrannosaurusTux 5 лет назад +4

      How do you feel about Nakai now?

  • @Frosty-yy7oq
    @Frosty-yy7oq 3 года назад +74

    WH3 is confirmed to have an up to 8 player multiplayer. If Badger doesn't play it with friends as Skarbrand, the actual embodiment of pure rage who's only strategy is to hit stuff until it stops bothering him, I'm gonna riot.

  • @That-Gooberton
    @That-Gooberton 7 лет назад +2715

    America in 1776 after they've defeated the British:
    Washington: What are we gonna do about our economy?
    Hamilton: Well we could-
    Jefferson: *MAXIMIZE SLAVERY*

    • @LAIDAN22
      @LAIDAN22 7 лет назад +10

      lol

    • @mrapocalypse6234
      @mrapocalypse6234 6 лет назад +14

      iPaleo jeez just straight to the facts

    • @sIurz
      @sIurz 6 лет назад +41

      *MAXIMIZE FREEDOM

    • @benjaminraskin8509
      @benjaminraskin8509 6 лет назад +8

      This needs to be the new Hamilton, much more educational

    • @a.morphous66
      @a.morphous66 6 лет назад +19

      And that, kids, is why the electoral college exists.

  • @kendosai9270
    @kendosai9270 7 лет назад +256

    3:23 MAXIMIZE SLAVERY- dead

  • @admiralapathy7455
    @admiralapathy7455 7 лет назад +701

    That face when ur that one scrub who'd be totally down with watching badger micromanage his settlements for 60 hours

    • @LuckyAJC
      @LuckyAJC 6 лет назад +14

      Honestly

    • @maddmichael1
      @maddmichael1 6 лет назад +23

      SurrealBeliefs is a good guy to watch. He keeps it interesting g by also talking about Warhammer lore which is incredibly detailed and quite interesting.

    • @muninnsays9296
      @muninnsays9296 5 лет назад +7

      Admiral Apathy Surrealbeliefs makes great content for that.

    • @Patchw0rkx
      @Patchw0rkx 5 лет назад +4

      Can confirm

    • @ALittleLateLotusBlossom
      @ALittleLateLotusBlossom 2 года назад +1

      Wild, to be the 666th like on your comment. Badger could have an army by now

  • @ollaniuspius1211
    @ollaniuspius1211 7 лет назад +387

    Now imagine an army of Russian Badgers riding atop large Badgers.

    • @Ch4pp13
      @Ch4pp13 7 лет назад +20

      thank you for that image. and they're russian, so they've probably drunk so much vodka that they don't even care what they're attacking.
      oh wait. they don't care in the first place. well, it makes them more ferocious, which is nice.

    • @hansyolo8277
      @hansyolo8277 7 лет назад +10

      Fear the Honey badger.

    • @The_Viktor_Reznov
      @The_Viktor_Reznov 7 лет назад +19

      And sending a whole squad of Soviet Wombles.

    • @echodelta2172
      @echodelta2172 7 лет назад +2

      maximum cheese

    • @CrossKid
      @CrossKid 7 лет назад +2

      Ollanius Pius how is this not pinned?

  • @bingobongo73
    @bingobongo73 6 лет назад +503

    *Trump watches video* "PENCE COME ERE!"
    *Mike Pence walks in* " Ah Donald the wall is almost complete..."
    Trump: Scrap the wall!
    Pence: ...What?
    T: I have a new plan
    P: What is that?
    T: T-Rex's

    • @slar811
      @slar811 6 лет назад +47

      M A X I M I Z E S L A V E R Y

    • @swedeonhisway8608
      @swedeonhisway8608 6 лет назад +21

      well all illegal immigrants would prolly leave the us faster than they can say taco

    • @giantturtlecat2959
      @giantturtlecat2959 6 лет назад +4

      Scorpion Trumpasaurous rexes!

    • @benjaminraskin8509
      @benjaminraskin8509 6 лет назад +9

      @@swedeonhisway8608 bitch have you ever eaten chicken? Just imagine there's several tons of it and it's all dark meat and I imagine it Cooks beautifully

    • @krycekzeus2912
      @krycekzeus2912 6 лет назад

      Lol

  • @dunnoreally1060
    @dunnoreally1060 6 лет назад +102

    Skaven….I've killed so many of those rat bastards that I know the names at this point
    Skaven soldier
    Stormvermin
    Gutter runner
    Rat ogre
    ECT...

  • @cruxnajii2056
    @cruxnajii2056 5 лет назад +199

    "It's kinda like saying "Jesus take the wheel" but with a giant carnosaur!"
    Me: Jesus was a velociraptor!

  • @dammitcarl1082
    @dammitcarl1082 7 лет назад +45

    'Im so good at fasting I make Gandi look like a gluttonous casual.'
    ROFL

  • @darrianweathington1923
    @darrianweathington1923 6 лет назад +362

    Mcdeath is the name of the type of diabetes you get after eating McDonald's

    • @ivovonbank8895
      @ivovonbank8895 5 лет назад +18

      Or... It's a play on words of THE TRAGEDY OF MACBETH!!!!

    • @gooeygo2515
      @gooeygo2515 4 года назад +9

      Ivo Vonbank r/woosh

    • @firstconsul7286
      @firstconsul7286 3 года назад

      @@ivovonbank8895 No shit

  • @miffedlettuce4787
    @miffedlettuce4787 7 лет назад +558

    "Turn Based Real Time Strategy"
    there's a contradiction there

    • @In1go_
      @In1go_ 6 лет назад +41

      Heresy.

    • @KanetheSpaceWolf
      @KanetheSpaceWolf 6 лет назад +82

      I know this is late but it’s the fighting that’s in real time while the turns are when you move around on the overworld and construct buildings or build more armies

    • @zedmercury2605
      @zedmercury2605 5 лет назад

      @@KanetheSpaceWolf you're not as late as me 😐

    • @nightmareparty5224
      @nightmareparty5224 5 лет назад +1

      ZedMercury you’re not as late as me.

    • @jakobrewersjoergensen2123
      @jakobrewersjoergensen2123 5 лет назад

      @@nightmareparty5224 or me

  • @OneHellofaDragon
    @OneHellofaDragon 6 лет назад +369

    But high elves have the most powerful dragons. THAT'S enough for me on it's own.

    • @benjaminraskin8509
      @benjaminraskin8509 6 лет назад +6

      I thought that was the Confederate state of elves?

    • @1stcaptainraldoron538
      @1stcaptainraldoron538 6 лет назад +39

      You mean the same dragons that the dwarves butchered like swine in the war of the beard? Nah I’ll stick with giant dinosaurs.

    • @imgoingforawalk1693
      @imgoingforawalk1693 5 лет назад +15

      @@1stcaptainraldoron538 Excuse you but I mean the dragons that are strong enough to destroy Greater Daemons of Nurgle in one blast of Hellfire.

    • @annusandras4232
      @annusandras4232 5 лет назад +16

      Yeah but skaven got rocets, and they blew up a moon, killed the most powerfull mage, created a desise that melted a T Rex soooooo oh and they have the most powerfull assasin in the existence so i dont think they have a problem whit a fling lizard.

    • @codyarcher3263
      @codyarcher3263 5 лет назад +6

      @@annusandras4232 and now they have nukes.

  • @jonathantaylor2584
    @jonathantaylor2584 7 лет назад +425

    This is the kind of content I subscribed for years ago. Nice to take a break from Siege

  • @AngelTorres-vu7wj
    @AngelTorres-vu7wj 3 года назад +37

    it hurts me in the inside to see him throw large units headfirst against units made to fuck up large units. But anyways, love the fuckery and not give a fuck attitude. Makes the moments that are fun and unpredictable.

  • @clintwoodley926
    @clintwoodley926 7 лет назад +490

    My boi badgur is going to hit 1 mil subs.
    Let’s go! Hell yeah boiiiii!

  • @PeachDragon_
    @PeachDragon_ 6 лет назад +1397

    No humans?
    *BROTHER, UNINSTALL THIS HERESY*

    • @astrodreamer946
      @astrodreamer946 6 лет назад +117

      "No exterminitus? What is this warp spawn. I can't cleanse the Hersey, commander."
      "The emperor has failed us. Fall back!"

    • @Codex_0613
      @Codex_0613 6 лет назад +144

      @@astrodreamer946 "The emperor has failed us? HERETIC! SUBMIT YOURSELF TO THE COMMISSAR!"

    • @SmithyBear
      @SmithyBear 6 лет назад +58

      *BURN THE HERETICS*
      *BURN THE XENOS*
      FOR THE *EMPEROR* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @bored9365
      @bored9365 5 лет назад +3

      Nice. ( r y u g a )

    • @SmithyBear
      @SmithyBear 5 лет назад +32

      BROTHER *WHERE ARE THE BLOOD RAVENS!!!!!!!* *_BROTHER!!!!!!!_*

  • @N-i-L
    @N-i-L 5 лет назад +47

    "A T-rex with half health is....still a fucking T-rex"
    Well said badger lol

    • @KrimzonFlygon1
      @KrimzonFlygon1 Год назад

      True enough, but Wounded *is* a thing and their Leadership will be less-than-optimal…

  • @leifsolheim7279
    @leifsolheim7279 7 лет назад +102

    am i the only one that actually enjoys watching people play this game but including the campaign too...
    If I am it’s YALL JUST DWEEBS

    • @RyanAcidhedzMurphy
      @RyanAcidhedzMurphy 7 лет назад +7

      No...
      That's why there's Lionheartx10, Heir Of Carthage and all the other TW RUclipsrs.

    • @Hippownage
      @Hippownage 7 лет назад +2

      I love that, and also I think this game looks awesome. Price is a bit too high, though.

    • @leifsolheim7279
      @leifsolheim7279 7 лет назад

      Rhinownage yah I bought the first one still play it I like the game
      Prolly gunna buy the second one soon

  • @panther724
    @panther724 7 лет назад +620

    *I use Fuze with a shield...wait this isn't Rainbow...*

    • @TheJacobbridges25
      @TheJacobbridges25 7 лет назад +4

      Panther somewhweeeerrrreeee over the rainbowwwwwww way up highhhhhh

    • @anormalbucket2911
      @anormalbucket2911 7 лет назад

      Who use fuze with a shield

    • @theobrown4087
      @theobrown4087 7 лет назад +3

      A Magical Bucket The guy who has a RUclips name Panther

    • @itchy8324
      @itchy8324 6 лет назад

      Fuze shield ain’t bad his fucken Pmm pistol is great it’s got a fast reload and high dmg

  • @joga4750
    @joga4750 7 лет назад +57

    Note to anyone who wants to get into this and appreciate the TW series:
    Play Rome: Total War and Medieval 2: Total War.
    Then get Warhammer 1 and 2
    Then install the Mortal Empires free DLC

    • @novitrix9671
      @novitrix9671 3 года назад +1

      wrong. simply incorrect. Shogun2 then some more with a side of extra Shogun2

    • @madkoala2130
      @madkoala2130 3 года назад

      Correction:
      Step 1: play Rome TE or Medieval 2 TW (just pick one of these and dont bother for other one).
      Step 2: If you liked the gameplay, play Empire or Napolion TW so you can try some modern era staff.
      Step 3: If you didnt like gunpowder era then get shogun 2 VANILA with all DLCs. If you liked gunpowder era then get Fall of the samurai.
      Step 4 : If you like shogun get ready for some MASSIVE changes (because if you dont like them then stop on Shogun 2) go play Rome 2 so you can get feeling for mechanics of army/campaign menagment of newer TW games.
      Step 5 (ok this is last one): If you could play Rome 2 then GO BUY EVERY TW WARHAMMER GAME WITH ALL LORD PACKS DLCS!
      Enjoy.

  • @lyndabastian25
    @lyndabastian25 7 лет назад +167

    Nothing can beat Mythology. Especially the one with the big ass *TITANS*

    • @omeganavie2087
      @omeganavie2087 7 лет назад +18

      Anything with a big ass dragon or dinosaur is the best possible mythology.

    • @ionlytrustmyself44
      @ionlytrustmyself44 6 лет назад +1

      Pibz shadow of collosus

  • @trygveblacktiger597
    @trygveblacktiger597 4 года назад +12

    "More your trying to resist the harder its going to hurt"
    *Markus Wulfheart laughs in the background*

  • @levioficeland1425
    @levioficeland1425 7 лет назад +222

    Am I the only one that loves when bajur plays something other than siege?

    • @Lonewolf360gaming
      @Lonewolf360gaming 7 лет назад +1

      Levi Fridriksson im with you

    • @SurvivalOfTheCunts
      @SurvivalOfTheCunts 7 лет назад +9

      I’m almost bored of Siege videos lol

    • @BichieRichie
      @BichieRichie 7 лет назад

      Only when’s he’s fucking paid though how does no one else notice this?

    • @levioficeland1425
      @levioficeland1425 7 лет назад +16

      Bichie Richie idgaf as long as its a good video

    • @sokartis749
      @sokartis749 7 лет назад

      Subbed to him originally because of that lol

  • @HZR-mx2xo
    @HZR-mx2xo 7 лет назад +16

    Dinosaurs bulldozing their way through armies of nerds looks very satisfying.

  • @Sticks398
    @Sticks398 7 лет назад +66

    👌I👌W👌A👌N👌T👌T👌O👌D👌I👌E👌

  • @adrianaslund8605
    @adrianaslund8605 2 года назад +29

    40k is like Star Wars as written by H.P. Lovecraft. With elves.

  • @Tucher97
    @Tucher97 5 лет назад +4

    I have a basic yet working strategy as the lizardman, have a few heavy weights such as few dinos or kroxigors, now put them into the front and have them charge into the enemy formation with the kroxs/dinos in the middle of hte enemy formation while the regular infantry attack from teh sides

  • @josephcola9662
    @josephcola9662 7 лет назад +76

    "The types of people who choose high elves are the same people that only eat vanilla ice cream, go to bed on time every night, and eject their USB drives before pulling them out." I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT!!! I would totally play the rats! And I eat vanilla because I don't like chocolate. I have insomnia, so I NEED to go to sleep on time or I get screwed, and I'll be the one laughing when your USB breaks because you didn't eject first. Also, you need to do more BF1 videos. Seriously, the Space Marines are threatening to go all Exterminatus on you again.

    • @aecheekibreeki807
      @aecheekibreeki807 6 лет назад +5

      You would totally play the high elves

    • @nodeloliver6201
      @nodeloliver6201 3 года назад +2

      You, sir, are a champion. Vanilla ice cream all the way. Heck yeah.

  • @thetoxicbadger9202
    @thetoxicbadger9202 7 лет назад +59

    Wow she got demolish

  • @sergios074
    @sergios074 7 лет назад +214

    HERE ARE MY MONEY,give me the T-Rexes now please i want ALL of them

    • @NoManLP
      @NoManLP 6 лет назад +1

      Lizardmen is the most hilarious to play next to Skaven.

    • @PaperEater_
      @PaperEater_ 3 года назад +1

      Jman LPGuy honestly surprised he didn't play skaven, man acted like he *couldn't* bring miniguns, poison gas, and green rocks to sword fight

  • @RatzBuddie
    @RatzBuddie 7 лет назад +19

    'Because a T-Rex with half health is still a f*ckin T-Rex'

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 2 года назад +4

    4:36 So the Zerg

  • @Honk..
    @Honk.. 7 лет назад +43

    I saw the title and clicked I'm interested

  • @aron8650
    @aron8650 7 лет назад +334

    How the fuck did you stretch this to 10 minutes

  • @infamousHeroic
    @infamousHeroic 4 года назад +5

    Having played this game for hundreds of hours in countless campaigns it's weird to see you review it like that, but I appreciate the effort

  • @Pottan23
    @Pottan23 6 лет назад +2

    Total War is a state of a nation where all effort and resources is directed to the war effort.
    Not a world without allies.

  • @TimParadox5
    @TimParadox5 6 лет назад +7

    Bad ratz: overwhelms with numbers
    Soviets: we did it first

    • @command_unit7792
      @command_unit7792 4 года назад +4

      The soviets won with stratgey and tactics.
      The Soviet army was smaller then the German army until stalingrad and they had constent shortages of men...The germans only felt the so called relentless "soviet" hord because of Soviet Strategy that maybe felt like a hord to the germans but was actually genius achivement of planing and effective manegment of resources and Maskirovka tactics

  • @MastaSensi
    @MastaSensi 7 лет назад +68

    2 Vids? What is this a daily upload channel now? Can't have that.

    • @Shmee69
      @Shmee69 7 лет назад

      MastaSensi shut your mouth. Yes we can.

    • @LuisLopez-hl1hy
      @LuisLopez-hl1hy 7 лет назад

      Paladin Danse he was being sarcastic

    • @Shmee69
      @Shmee69 7 лет назад

      MastaSensi no shit

  • @Kai-vo5zq
    @Kai-vo5zq 7 лет назад +195

    I saw a bird today.

  • @haegaming1913
    @haegaming1913 7 лет назад +22

    He sees in his comments "play battlefield" instead stops playing siege to play this and I am not even disappointed

  • @tuthber572
    @tuthber572 3 года назад +4

    Damn dark elves be enslaving lizards in two universes now

  • @jawllypop1750
    @jawllypop1750 4 года назад +6

    When you realize only a villain like Malekith and his kind could be the only ones to murderfuck a literal demon into existance, you know this guy is the edgiest edgelord of all edgelord races.

  • @bertintingvatn8030
    @bertintingvatn8030 7 лет назад +83

    i swear. if there is no sexual interactions with an elf and a dinosaur amma nut

    • @Ch4pp13
      @Ch4pp13 7 лет назад +8

      well, get your nutbuster out and start busting nuts.

    • @bertintingvatn8030
      @bertintingvatn8030 7 лет назад +1

      did it for 10 minutes ago :(

  • @grandmii2459
    @grandmii2459 7 лет назад +30

    Felt good to be out of the rain.

  • @ohblinn5211
    @ohblinn5211 7 лет назад +128

    My GPU: 😐
    Bad Ratz: Bye bye GPU
    GPU: 💀💀

  • @Thegrimgobler3570
    @Thegrimgobler3570 Год назад +1

    A complete list of the factions present in this game: Santa's legion, Mickie Mouses hord, the armed forces of Florida, Santa's legion but emo.

  • @karlwikman3874
    @karlwikman3874 2 года назад +1

    Tying in Sonic with Ghandi being a "gluttonous casual" is literally the best joke Badgur has ever made

  • @nicholaschoi7402
    @nicholaschoi7402 7 лет назад +74

    Is anyone else reminded of Aku when they see Malekith or is it just me

  • @archfps
    @archfps 7 лет назад +150

    how come badjur isn't verified?

  • @minifridge337
    @minifridge337 7 лет назад +399

    bajur eat pant

    • @user-rz2sq9fm2g
      @user-rz2sq9fm2g 7 лет назад +9

      Minifridge B O M U R S O M P S I N

    • @GroundResider
      @GroundResider 6 лет назад +1

      Ned YOU MEAN 🅱️🅰️RT 🅱️🅰️MPS🅾️N

  • @cazhox5604
    @cazhox5604 7 лет назад +68

    *M A X I M I Z E S L A V E R Y*

  • @mattialonghin_mr.l857
    @mattialonghin_mr.l857 2 года назад +3

    I have 2 favourite factions in warhammer fantasy: stormcast eternals and lizardmen.
    This game explain why i love Lizardmen

  • @lgglc9274
    @lgglc9274 7 лет назад +55

    TheSponsoredBadger

  • @pieterdonia439
    @pieterdonia439 7 лет назад +5

    Love the song Horse With No Name.

  • @serskaye1936
    @serskaye1936 6 лет назад +4

    8:40 It works... until you discover that the enemy army is composed of 100% DRAGONS!

  • @reptilesarecool9763
    @reptilesarecool9763 3 года назад +1

    Feral carnosaurs: slaughtering hundreds of high elves
    RUclips automatic subtitles:
    a p p l a u s e

  • @MrHellsing76
    @MrHellsing76 3 года назад +1

    Warhammer has the ultimate Chad in Ikkit claw, man uses straight up science to do magic most elves can't even dream of, and almost out did the entire CHAOS GOD pantheon in destroying the world by *trying to pull a full on asteroid toward the planet to get more Warp rocks from it.*
    Virgin everyone vs Chad Ikkit Claw.

  • @iluvmycountry100
    @iluvmycountry100 7 лет назад +5

    What Heresy is this? There are no such thing as giant rat men. SKAVEN?! By sigmar no.

  • @DrevlikDehGamer
    @DrevlikDehGamer 7 лет назад +311

    ITS NoT 40k. IS THIS HERESY?

    • @shooter5503
      @shooter5503 7 лет назад +77

      I mean WH Fantasy did come out before 40K so no it's not heresy.

    • @psyko2666
      @psyko2666 7 лет назад +73

      "They use magic-"
      "HERESY!!!"

    • @miggiraed.raquinel8867
      @miggiraed.raquinel8867 7 лет назад +27

      shut up impfag you're giving the tyranids more reasons to consume us all

    • @baker90338
      @baker90338 7 лет назад +8

      At least it’s not choas.

    • @battlefrog5589
      @battlefrog5589 7 лет назад

      My army consists of 333 (Yes, I did intend that) reivers and maybe 1 or 2 other things

  • @jaelski1217
    @jaelski1217 7 лет назад +26

    This is the best review of the game. 😂 #LIZARDMEN

  • @hambo6955
    @hambo6955 2 года назад +1

    I remember seeing his video back before I got into warhammer, watching it again really gives me perspective on how much useless knowledge I've collected about it

  • @WilliamMarshallofScotland
    @WilliamMarshallofScotland 3 года назад +1

    i now REALLY either wanna see badger screw around with updated skaven or see him screw around in warhammer 3

  • @In1go_
    @In1go_ 6 лет назад +4

    “Whirley dirley” I see why they’re fighting to the death.

  • @luckyluke5614
    @luckyluke5614 7 лет назад +18

    Wow that intro song, Goodbye battlefield 4 ;_;7

  • @thecommentsuperhero8578
    @thecommentsuperhero8578 7 лет назад +16

    only 20 K left ma boi.
    20k

    • @jamestang1227
      @jamestang1227 7 лет назад

      heresy only 40k

    • @baker90338
      @baker90338 7 лет назад

      30k has our main men rogal “I have a mortarion iron guardsman for a stick in my a**” dorn, Magnus “the ketchup bottle with magic powers” the red, Ferrus “flesh is weak, and I am a arse” Manus, Leeman “I was raised by wolves and I love melee combat” Russ, Lion “suck it chaos” el’johnson, Vulkan “I want to boop the snoot and burn the xenos” He’Stan, Konrad “I flay people alive for committing small crimes” Curze, Angron “I can’t calm the hell down”, Roboute “ imma make my self a spehss rome” Guilliman, Jaghatai “mongolians with motorcycles” khan, mortarion “absolute perfectionist”, Lorgar “my daddy didn’t like me worshipping him, so I will worship daemons” Aurelian, Sanguinius “I’m the nicest killing machine you will ever meet”, Alpharius “I’m the embodiment of 1960s CIA” and Omegon “may or may not just be just me now”, and finally Horus “I had the worlds biggest temper tantrum ever” Lupercal,

  • @DrHojo123
    @DrHojo123 4 года назад +2

    Bad Ratz my bois who needs to think when numbers work

  • @creebow2625
    @creebow2625 4 года назад +2

    Total war, means all members of a faction are enrolled in the war. Meaning that all citizens are supplying for troops in war, an example of this is WWI.

  • @pap761
    @pap761 6 лет назад +3

    I’ve watched this video like 7 times and I just got the fasting joke. Good one badjur

  • @calthepal312
    @calthepal312 4 года назад +4

    I'm sad that he heard "mcdeath" and immediately went for a mcdonalds reference and not shakespear.

  • @parix351
    @parix351 7 лет назад +6

    Oh my gosh sledge is a lizard

  • @datwee7576
    @datwee7576 3 года назад +1

    Little known fact
    There is a pirate in the game from the rouge faction 'Freebooters of Port Royale', the name of the pirate?
    Gentleman Jenkens

  • @amandag.6186
    @amandag.6186 4 года назад +2

    "The only people who play high elves are People who only eat vanilla ice cream, go to bed on time and unplug thier usb without ejecting it first"
    WTF DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME YPU LITTLE B?!? I'll have you know i also eat cookies and cream ice cream, only go to bed on time only when i feel like it and... you got me on the usb part and i am definitly high on memes to play high elves so i can play those staunch line of spears

  • @rufusgillespie9940
    @rufusgillespie9940 7 лет назад +19

    its never not time to fast

  • @bigpapajohnbacon
    @bigpapajohnbacon 5 лет назад +3

    I got a Jurassic World ad. Makes sense.

  • @votepkp7701
    @votepkp7701 7 лет назад +6

    YES somthing variety

  • @UnlimitedFlyers
    @UnlimitedFlyers 3 года назад +1

    3 years later, with Badger having ascended to a full SHITPOSTING MEME LORD, I get this video recommended again and let me tell you: *it has aged **_beautifully_** well.*

  • @comradeshadles4967
    @comradeshadles4967 6 лет назад +1

    Glad the skaven got some love.
    My favorite tactics are attack them or attack their processer

  • @rlbandito434
    @rlbandito434 7 лет назад +7

    THE WHIRLY DIRLY

  • @reubenkaufman4894
    @reubenkaufman4894 6 лет назад +6

    name of song at 6:44? it's not on soundcloud anymore

  • @shaneyy__
    @shaneyy__ 6 лет назад +6

    6:43 Usin a Mario song in a SEGA sponsored videuh Bajur?
    That’ll be a penalty

  • @gojiwarrior2479
    @gojiwarrior2479 3 года назад +1

    “Dominated you tonic nurse me-3:46
    -TF2 Demoman

  • @afterpasthours7504
    @afterpasthours7504 7 лет назад +1

    Bajur is noticeably running out of that sponsor ravioli.

  • @omrihotam8543
    @omrihotam8543 7 лет назад +11

    HOLY SHIT IM EXACTLY THE FUCKING HIGH ELF WTF YOU DESCRIBED ME PERFECTLY

    • @hail-satan9947
      @hail-satan9947 7 лет назад +1

      TryHarder so youre a midget baked off your ass???

    • @hail-satan9947
      @hail-satan9947 7 лет назад

      Sub .Box it was a shitty comeback because i was drunk. watching Badger while drunk is honestly more fun than watching Badger while sober. so i apologize for my drunken misadventure

  • @maxstormann9512
    @maxstormann9512 7 лет назад +4

    So your schedule is post 2 videos in a row once every couple weeks, got it.

  • @MrTigroz
    @MrTigroz 6 лет назад +3

    The tragedy of McDeath 🍔💀😂

  • @attakrus
    @attakrus 11 месяцев назад +1

    Normally, I’d say yes to a game that has both dinosaurs AND dragons in its lore until I stop at “STRATEGY”. In which case, no.

  • @muffinman2546
    @muffinman2546 5 лет назад +2

    4:13 He spreads jelly on sandwiches *_by_* lacerating himself.

    • @samsonguy10k
      @samsonguy10k 4 года назад

      Reminds me of that character in the Hitchhiker's Guide series who wanted to kill Arthur Dent. One of his iterations having such savage teeth even a whisper caused him to slash himself.

  • @SpaceKnight105
    @SpaceKnight105 4 года назад +3

    Move out of the way Paraworld, we got another best dinosaur strategy game. Sponsored by Sega and total war and games workshops

  • @UltraGraal
    @UltraGraal 7 лет назад +8

    Barnie belongs there.. They should include a mod where barnies would be riding dinosaurs

  • @Askethanoras
    @Askethanoras 7 лет назад +6

    2:43

  • @dfastillo
    @dfastillo Год назад +1

    Wish he continued I think he would love the vampire coast

  • @svetozarboroevicvonbojna4702
    @svetozarboroevicvonbojna4702 3 года назад +1

    When the rat learn Russian and snuck into Stalin’s planning room
    Maximum numbers