Steven Spielberg vs Alfred Hitchcock. Epic Rap Battles of History

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  • Опубликовано: 31 янв 2025

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  • @harrywalsh7276
    @harrywalsh7276 4 года назад +56320

    I love how Michael Bay was the only director not to insult any of the others, he just spent all of his time telling us how great he is.

    • @billy-waynejeffcoat4828
      @billy-waynejeffcoat4828 4 года назад +4248

      Well he was the director to speak the truth, the game is just about the money

    • @elroma7712
      @elroma7712 4 года назад +1308

      I wonder if he ever saw this video.

    • @christianmegachad2898
      @christianmegachad2898 4 года назад +4019

      @@elroma7712 probably too busy writing on some sequel

    • @unformedeight
      @unformedeight 4 года назад +1249

      I mean he said no one was his equal while he flipped everyone off
      I guess y'all have a different definition to the word "insult"

    • @MrPepeDBZ
      @MrPepeDBZ 4 года назад +738

      @@unformedeight and spent the entirety of his rap calling them either Hypocrites or losers

  • @luckycat624
    @luckycat624 3 года назад +15372

    The Kubrick actor looks so fucking dead inside when he says "Do another take and get it right 127 times" it's so perfect

    • @gmar7836
      @gmar7836 3 года назад +963

      He was known for making so many damn takes and truthfully I don’t know how he had it in the budget to waste so much film. I was a film major in college and let me tell you that 35 mm print is not cheap

    • @giovannicervantes2053
      @giovannicervantes2053 3 года назад +134

      @@gmar7836 only film he had fewest troubles in was probably fmj

    • @acdesegurgels8663
      @acdesegurgels8663 3 года назад +297

      @@gmar7836 because his films made more money than he used

    • @angelotrinidad6888
      @angelotrinidad6888 3 года назад +41

      Looked ike Pavarotti too lol

    • @hellolastname9556
      @hellolastname9556 3 года назад +13

      🤯

  • @PrinceJackTheFirst
    @PrinceJackTheFirst 4 года назад +11821

    I just realized that Michael Bay rhymes money with money like five times in a row, and then ends the rhyme scheme by saying "I don't give a fuck". Brilliant.

    • @dylanv2559
      @dylanv2559 4 года назад +93

      6

    • @arnolddeleon6674
      @arnolddeleon6674 4 года назад +338

      That's some lowkey Transformers reference there.

    • @sigh__e
      @sigh__e 4 года назад +81

      Motherfucking money

    • @logan3917
      @logan3917 4 года назад +419

      not to shit on your comment but rapping doesn’t have to just rhyme the end syllable. he does some internal rhyming to make it sound good like “set up shop, got a few drops, rose to the rock, now i got the socks” “got milk, socks made of silk”. internal rhyming is important to recognize otherwise you get idiots criticizing Lil Wayne for ending every line with the N word when in reality he’s still doing a fuck ton of rhyming.

    • @mr.mister1045
      @mr.mister1045 4 года назад +46

      KiiD LoCs nigga I don’t give a fuck

  • @AradirOff
    @AradirOff Год назад +4083

    2:18 I like how all the directors are bored by what Kubrick says, except Alfred Hitchcock

  • @detectivechicken4564
    @detectivechicken4564 4 года назад +6488

    Can we just appreciate that Alfred Hitchcock did not move a single muscle when Michael Bay dropped. Every other director did. Congrats Alfred Hitchcock

    • @ez_company9325
      @ez_company9325 4 года назад +726

      its because hes the master of horror... he aint scared of shit. XD

    • @crazyluck8708
      @crazyluck8708 4 года назад +55

      Ah, yeah. I commented the same but didn't saw you comment which clearly has been seen more times, so I'm just gonna delete my comment.

    • @1manwalkingfreakshow
      @1manwalkingfreakshow 4 года назад +48

      @DetectiveChicken - Hitch fills his jowls with 3 steaks and a soufflé, and was too fat for the British Army. He couldn’t have budged even if he wanted to.

    • @clonemachines4715
      @clonemachines4715 4 года назад +39

      That part was at 2:37, if anyone was wondering.

    • @deniseschilling9522
      @deniseschilling9522 4 года назад +21

      what a weird thing to notice

  • @sedukai5924
    @sedukai5924 3 года назад +17728

    Spielberg: im better than you Alfred
    Hitchcock: im better than you Steven
    Tarantino: im better than you both
    Kubrick: im better than all of you
    Bay: MOTHERFUCKING MONEY

    • @Joshua_Shadow_Manriguez
      @Joshua_Shadow_Manriguez 3 года назад +492

      Don't forget how they all riffed on Bay's movies.

    • @NwoDispatcher
      @NwoDispatcher 3 года назад +139

      Hitchcock was smooooth

    • @saxo689
      @saxo689 3 года назад +88

      Scorsee, Welles, Lee, Coppola, And Nolan: 😐

    • @stevemolenaar2890
      @stevemolenaar2890 3 года назад +31

      MOTHERFUCKING MONEY

    • @thelonewolf7443
      @thelonewolf7443 3 года назад +36

      He helps make Wahlberg make some motherf***ing money!

  • @juancontrerasalvarado1788
    @juancontrerasalvarado1788 4 года назад +31830

    The fact that Michael Bay rhymes "money" with "money" is very fitting for his style of movie direction.

    • @donotenter4035
      @donotenter4035 4 года назад +1103

      LOL, yeah.... Mix some explosions, robotic unrealistic fighting scenes, a pinch of forgettable blockbuster writing and a sprinkle of Mark Wahlberg drinking beer in the middle of a climatic action sequence.... and you have a Michael Bay movie.

    • @maplesyrupminer437
      @maplesyrupminer437 4 года назад +463

      ​@@donotenter4035 Also bad camera movement, seriously watching it makes me nauseous

    • @jjrjunior2382
      @jjrjunior2382 4 года назад +122

      Oh, shit that tru. 5 years listening and singing alone to this song and I didn't notice.

    • @josephstalin364
      @josephstalin364 4 года назад +235

      Love him or hate him, you need to admit that he makes a killing.

    • @olivermalpas-sands7723
      @olivermalpas-sands7723 4 года назад +19

      You’re a genius

  • @noogzymcnoogz4072
    @noogzymcnoogz4072 10 месяцев назад +3426

    Nine fucking years later and i noticed all of the directors have a bar about how bad Michael Bay is and thats why he said “Ive heard enough crap from all of you”

    • @road_king_dude
      @road_king_dude 8 месяцев назад +106

      Damn. This was nine years ago. I listen to this all the time

    • @evan1977
      @evan1977 8 месяцев назад +14

      Same

    • @pk_sapphire
      @pk_sapphire 8 месяцев назад +25

      Wait what do Hitchcock and Kubrick say about him?

    • @TheWritter-qo9ty
      @TheWritter-qo9ty 8 месяцев назад +144

      @@pk_sapphire Megan Fox's acting in transformers is a direct insult to Michael Bay as a director and Kubrick roasted the potential of Live action TMNT made by Michael Bay

    • @carlosgarza400
      @carlosgarza400 7 месяцев назад +11

      Wow, I got it got it the first time I saw this 8yrs ago

  • @sweppic
    @sweppic 3 года назад +6871

    What's great is that every director took a shot at Michael Bay and then Michael Bay came into the battle and just hyped himself up to the extreme

    • @nas1197-i6j
      @nas1197-i6j 3 года назад +386

      I mean its all about fucking money

    • @ajestersgrace3902
      @ajestersgrace3902 2 года назад +2

      MOTHERFUCKING MONEY!!!

    • @mirzaiscandle
      @mirzaiscandle 2 года назад +157

      @Ты клоун give me all your money. I'll give you something you can work with. Give all of your money to me

    • @harryfromwork
      @harryfromwork 2 года назад +1

      so funny

    • @hienable6933
      @hienable6933 2 года назад +5

      Kubrick didn't

  • @murdocgorillaz222
    @murdocgorillaz222 5 лет назад +12448

    Fun Fact: this video took ERB the longest to make. First they had to obtain a sample of Kubrick's DNA then wait for the clone to grow and develop.

    • @aroobism
      @aroobism 5 лет назад +119

      murdocgorillaz222 seriously

    • @anubs9528
      @anubs9528 5 лет назад +749

      @@aroobism yes I'm the Kubrick clone and can confirm

    • @aroobism
      @aroobism 5 лет назад +79

      Anubs SERIOUSLY

    • @Xerdar36
      @Xerdar36 5 лет назад +46

      I believe it!!!

    • @sinisterfootwear
      @sinisterfootwear 5 лет назад +127

      I laughed harder than I should have at this

  • @KotaTheFemboy
    @KotaTheFemboy 2 года назад +18277

    Michael Bay's verse was the equivalent of playing chess with a pigeon. Doesn't matter what the rules are, they just knock over all the pieces, and strut about like they won. It was fantastic

    • @HiThere-ju3wg
      @HiThere-ju3wg 2 года назад +133

      Fax

    • @idklol4197
      @idklol4197 2 года назад +136

      nah he won

    • @LilMcMoffett
      @LilMcMoffett 2 года назад +9

      773, Five comments

    • @MatTech101
      @MatTech101 2 года назад +123

      Yeah, even did the "bent backwards with the jacket halfway off" shit.

    • @adityasen4566
      @adityasen4566 2 года назад +4

      928 likes, 7 comments

  • @lisafrank9419
    @lisafrank9419 2 месяца назад +85

    hitchcock's verse has always been so addictive to me. i cant stop listening to it. the lead into it and then the drop "i'm the master [KNIFE] of suspense so intense no defense against hitchcock once he presents" is CRAAAZZZZZYYYYYYY!! they really scratched my brain with this one. very cool

    • @tomasbar1101
      @tomasbar1101 2 месяца назад +4

      Ikr! It lives in my head rent free

    • @shoopsho
      @shoopsho 10 дней назад +1

      "My skill's an enormous, orchestrate brilliant performance" & "Fish puppets and muppets to stir the fears up, I squeeze screams out of chocolate syrup, I'm the best mamma jamma ever stood behind the camera" are just so freaking brilliant. He's got the best verse here

  • @shieldmaiden8128
    @shieldmaiden8128 3 года назад +4506

    In the part where Kubrick is explaining his vision of "every frame a painting..." Hitchcock is nodding in agreement, Tarantino is checking his watch lol

    • @Joshua_Shadow_Manriguez
      @Joshua_Shadow_Manriguez 3 года назад +112

      Tarantino is like "yeah yeah, keep sucking yourself off, I'll just count down to when this ends".

    • @lahavmorris9919
      @lahavmorris9919 3 года назад +67

      To bad Michael bay wasn't there yet because he'd be dissing kubrick even harder than tarantino

    • @JoeyTheGamer2018
      @JoeyTheGamer2018 3 года назад +20

      Ok, that's a cool detail that I missed

    • @FractalNinja
      @FractalNinja 3 года назад +24

      @@JoeyTheGamer2018 when Steven Spielberg mentions Michael bay in be beginning, he's got Michael bay's in his hands

    • @LucyAdroit
      @LucyAdroit 3 года назад +17

      @@FractalNinja Actually, he was holding two versions of himself

  • @Bt-7274..
    @Bt-7274.. 3 года назад +6377

    Hitchcock’s part was so good, you need to wear headphones to hear the background music but once you do it makes a massive difference

    • @tortoise629
      @tortoise629 3 года назад +76

      Yes. It’s my favorite

    • @purpleytical1391
      @purpleytical1391 3 года назад +257

      THEY’RE STILL HEARTING COMMENTS

    • @iironhide6209
      @iironhide6209 3 года назад +114

      It ain’t as good as motherfucking money

    • @lifemattersnot
      @lifemattersnot 3 года назад +228

      @@iironhide6209 I'm sorry but theres no defense against Hickcock once he presents.

    • @iironhide6209
      @iironhide6209 3 года назад +76

      @@lifemattersnot true, his skill's enormous...

  • @gandalf6751
    @gandalf6751 4 года назад +8036

    “Half your billions should go to John Williams”
    That one hits hard cause it’s true.

  • @FSnowYT
    @FSnowYT 6 месяцев назад +183

    Can we appreciate like all the small things in this battle? Like when Quentin is insulting Steven and he’s just like “yeah that’s fair”

    • @eddieschwab864
      @eddieschwab864 Месяц назад +3

      I mean it's too bad it was already long enough it would have been awesome if there had been some more comebacks between some of them

  • @lavaris2834
    @lavaris2834 5 лет назад +3739

    Steven Spielberg: the role model
    Alfred Hitchcock: the classic
    Quentin Tarantino: the verbal Genius
    Stanley Kubrick: the perfectionist
    Michael Bay: BOOM

  • @joefleming6755
    @joefleming6755 4 года назад +6913

    Michael Bay: rapping about how much money he makes
    Michael Bay net worth: 430 million
    Steven Spielberg net worth: 3.6 billion

    • @Savagecabbage5158
      @Savagecabbage5158 4 года назад +205

      Wait I just realized this, why isnt this mentioned in the rap?

    • @bentennyson2615
      @bentennyson2615 4 года назад +763

      savage cabbage it is Spielberg said “now picture a 3 billion dollar dream machine who can block bust all over your crop duster science”

    • @bentennyson2615
      @bentennyson2615 4 года назад +53

      savage cabbage scene

    • @Savagecabbage5158
      @Savagecabbage5158 4 года назад +113

      @@bentennyson2615 I meant specifically the fact that he's much, much more successful than Bay when it comes to money. Bay's numbers aren't mentioned, and neither Spielberg nor Bay mention the fact that Bay's main line ("I've got motherfucking money)" is useless as Spielberg has far more

    • @kylehollowell2504
      @kylehollowell2504 4 года назад +478

      I think it’s more in regards to his movies making tons of money at the box office. Spielberg has his own production studio, games, toy lines for movies, etc. He has his fingers in many pies.
      Basically in Micheal Bays eyes, reviews and rewards don’t mean shit, box office dollars do lol.

  • @StrangestQuark2k
    @StrangestQuark2k 2 года назад +10527

    Michael Bay's verse is complete nonsense, yet the energy and special effects behind it makes it entertaining. Perfection.

    • @Donttredonme86
      @Donttredonme86 Год назад +209

      The best shit he made was with Bruckheimer

    • @TheGrimoiresVoice
      @TheGrimoiresVoice Год назад +174

      Sounds like Bay alright... yeah, Me Grimlock hate him

    • @ItsButterBean1020
      @ItsButterBean1020 Год назад +181

      Honestly just like his movies

    • @deddasna
      @deddasna Год назад +40

      the last 2 live action tf movies didnt even need to exist but hey, money

    • @TheGrimoiresVoice
      @TheGrimoiresVoice Год назад +9

      @@deddasna But hey, new movie has Unicron... for real.

  • @kuyaRussel
    @kuyaRussel 3 месяца назад +80

    2:29. They predicted it a long time ago.

  • @daddy_kolumbus8330
    @daddy_kolumbus8330 4 года назад +5709

    christopher nolan crying in a corner cus he wasnt invited

    • @ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012
      @ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012 4 года назад +264

      Martin Scorsese probably watching this with him both laughing their asses off

    • @daddy_kolumbus8330
      @daddy_kolumbus8330 4 года назад +205

      @@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012 maybe he directed the rap 'o'

    • @Kolchak_Enjoyer
      @Kolchak_Enjoyer 4 года назад +6

      Christopher Columbus is dead?

    • @daddy_kolumbus8330
      @daddy_kolumbus8330 4 года назад +35

      @@Kolchak_Enjoyer what

    • @johnny6365
      @johnny6365 4 года назад +92

      @@Kolchak_Enjoyer Christopher Nolan, the director of inception, interstellar, the dark Knight trilogy, and most recently TeneT

  • @nickjones9867
    @nickjones9867 4 года назад +5700

    Can we just take a second to appreciate that the backing tracks are variations on each of the directors signature soundtrack styles yet they're blended together so seamlessly.

    • @liamosborne6859
      @liamosborne6859 3 года назад +180

      especially with Kubrick and Tarantino IMO

    • @irishwristwatch2487
      @irishwristwatch2487 3 года назад +58

      @Jaime Ivan Claros Cardozo Michael Bay's part gives me Lonely Island vibes

    • @athan13590
      @athan13590 3 года назад +72

      Spielberg: adventure music
      Hitchcock: horror music
      Tarantino: dramatic sound effects
      Kubrick: space music
      Bay: ?

    • @gadget00
      @gadget00 2 года назад +2

      @@athan13590 M*!#$$^%$* MONEY!

    • @plantern4590
      @plantern4590 2 года назад +2

      I didnt even recognize that! Thanks

  • @detectivechicken4564
    @detectivechicken4564 4 года назад +4714

    Alfred Hitchcock looks more like Alfred Hitchcock than Alfred Hitchcock looks like Alfred Hitchcock

  • @racso6702
    @racso6702 Год назад +1312

    tarantino's foot fetish not being brought up is criminal

    • @SCPKing1835
      @SCPKing1835 Год назад +57

      I was waiting for it, disappointing

    • @barelyfunctioning3982
      @barelyfunctioning3982 Год назад +162

      I always thought that the “stubbed my toe in one” alluded to that (in addition to its other meaning)

    • @someweirdstuff1256
      @someweirdstuff1256 8 месяцев назад +4

      what’s wrong with it

    • @Mynameishassan0
      @Mynameishassan0 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@someweirdstuff1256 J R R Tolkien was one of the

    • @warriorscholar41
      @warriorscholar41 7 месяцев назад +11

      They DID zoom in on Kubrick's feet on the pedals...
      Was that a REALLY subtle nob to Tarantino's foot fetish?

  • @Tom-iv5pw
    @Tom-iv5pw 4 года назад +2189

    I just love the idea of Kubrick actually caring about the Ninja Turtles.

    • @sirgumpern3639
      @sirgumpern3639 4 года назад +134

      Donatello: open the bay doors, splinter
      splinter: Im sorry Donatello, Im afraid I cant do that

    • @davidcelona8167
      @davidcelona8167 4 года назад +21

      He cares about Megan fox

    • @infinityhand6569
      @infinityhand6569 3 года назад +22

      The turtles love themselves a bit of the old ultra violence

    • @maxrichards3881
      @maxrichards3881 3 года назад +3

      Luckily, the second film wasn’t a waste of potential.

    • @bruh.mp40
      @bruh.mp40 3 года назад

      Fifth reply and 910th like!

  • @exittierone
    @exittierone 4 года назад +3119

    You could see the suffering in Kubrick's face when he said "127 times"

    • @anywaythewindblows8912
      @anywaythewindblows8912 4 года назад +71

      Right. I think he had OCD

    • @drumbottle
      @drumbottle 4 года назад +191

      He did irreversible mental damage to Shelley Duvall

    • @exittierone
      @exittierone 4 года назад +84

      @@drumbottle Oh yeah I read about that. The only thing I can remember was that he made the staff ignore her on set, though I imagine he did worse.

    • @zakramsey3508
      @zakramsey3508 4 года назад +45

      @@anywaythewindblows8912 Not OCD, it was just his perfectionism.

    • @anywaythewindblows8912
      @anywaythewindblows8912 4 года назад +9

      @@zakramsey3508 ah ok

  • @ThallVic
    @ThallVic 3 года назад +9190

    I hope Tarantino has seen this. Knowing his sense of humor and how much of a cinephile he is, I think he would like it. And not only the part about himself.

    • @im_flat
      @im_flat 3 года назад +686

      I will never not absolutely die at the background “FUCK!” and “DICK” at the Tarantino part of the rap. Amazingly done

    • @fieryredpodcast
      @fieryredpodcast 3 года назад +76

      That is why I hate the 1 movie line to Hitchcock

    • @fenianlewis
      @fenianlewis 3 года назад +253

      @@fieryredpodcast it's a rap **battle** so he's obviously going to joke about how psycho is synonymous with Hitchcock, whereas Tarantino you can't really pin a particular movie as his "best", they are all uniquely Tarantino. So the lines make sense, however yeah he is a massive cinephile who probably has seen all of Hitchcocks stuff several times. I think he would appreciate the stylistic interpretation of "Tarantino" as a character though, none of them are supposed to represent the real person.

    • @alixilviashah7166
      @alixilviashah7166 3 года назад +14

      Fuck tarantino man. You liked it and that's what counts

    • @dudebro5527
      @dudebro5527 3 года назад +7

      What do Thalies Victor and Tarantino have in common? Nothing, Thalies Victoe is useless

  • @CharlyDeamen
    @CharlyDeamen Год назад +167

    I love this one simply because the verses are exactly what the directors do. I also love how they all took a crack at Michael Bay, and then he pops in and proves them right, that he is indeed all self-aggrandizing nonsense and explosions.

  • @trancedoutkid
    @trancedoutkid 8 лет назад +13397

    Moral of this ERB: mentioning Michael Bay's work 3 times summons him.

    • @AriArson
      @AriArson 8 лет назад +508

      Meticulous Trances it's because he's a demon.

    • @windowsmizu416
      @windowsmizu416 8 лет назад +165

      Ben Wroblewski Seems accurate.

    • @zacm.8734
      @zacm.8734 8 лет назад +798

      4 times

    • @Icykrissy
      @Icykrissy 8 лет назад +212

      MacMurrough the Meticulous Four times actually

    • @finnianquail8881
      @finnianquail8881 8 лет назад +44

      MacMurrough the Meticulous Beetlejuce

  • @connoryoung5297
    @connoryoung5297 3 года назад +5144

    I just realized the reason Kubrick is on the moon is because conspiracy theorists say he was the director who was hired to fake the moon landing.

    • @ajestersgrace3902
      @ajestersgrace3902 3 года назад +531

      He also directed Space Odyssey

    • @Drekromancer
      @Drekromancer 3 года назад +171

      Brooooo. I didn't know he was connected to that theory. Wow, what a deep cut!

    • @samuelfischman6949
      @samuelfischman6949 3 года назад +78

      It is also said that if you were ask Kubrick to direct a fake moon landing, he would insist that it be filmed on location.

    • @P1utusPaints
      @P1utusPaints 3 года назад +79

      I always thought it was cuz he thinks he's above everyone else so they literally put him above the whole planet

    • @alnu8355
      @alnu8355 3 года назад +278

      You know how that conspiracy theory is not true? Because Kubrick is such stubborn flighty guy to work with he would have demanded the budget to actually launch into space and land on the moon to film it for authenticity.

  • @volute381
    @volute381 4 года назад +3226

    Me: *Tries to sleep*
    My brain: "I'm the master, of suspense so intense no defense against Hitchcock when he presents"

    • @WFSMfan
      @WFSMfan 4 года назад +30

      Shut up

    • @axelorsal9583
      @axelorsal9583 4 года назад +44

      Hahaha I thought I am alone

    • @SamuiriGuy
      @SamuiriGuy 4 года назад +41

      Literally my favorite line 😂

    • @mooshy2
      @mooshy2 4 года назад +108

      The part that gets stuck in my head is
      IM THE BEST MAMMAJAMMA EVER STOOD BEHIND THE CAMERA

    • @feliperenzo6199
      @feliperenzo6199 4 года назад +36

      For me is "I take my checks to the bank, and I sign'em with my nuts". Years later it still gets me every time

  • @NoName-o5q1l
    @NoName-o5q1l 6 месяцев назад +8

    Thanks

  • @NuclearLetsPlay
    @NuclearLetsPlay 4 года назад +2888

    Can we PLEASE admire how perfect kubriks tricicle fits into tarantinos part????

  • @MichaelSmith-kz9tc
    @MichaelSmith-kz9tc 5 лет назад +9322

    If they all got into a knife fight, would that be the Director's Cut?

  • @puppyblew545
    @puppyblew545 4 года назад +1750

    Can we just appreciate how much fun Pete's having playing Michael Bay?

    • @isdrakon9802
      @isdrakon9802 4 года назад +64

      He's gotta play the part appropriately

    • @jeez5735
      @jeez5735 4 года назад +18

      If you can't beat them join them

    • @tjrex9458
      @tjrex9458 4 года назад +23

      @SETH MCARDLE Btw , did you understand the subtle reference of him saying that he makes the motherfucking money?

    • @LucyAdroit
      @LucyAdroit 4 года назад +1

      LOL, he had too much fun in the BTS

    • @JWPanimation
      @JWPanimation Год назад +1

      Plus he looks like Bay...

  • @soldaatjhu
    @soldaatjhu Месяц назад +5

    I've commented this 10 years ago, but I'll say it again. This is by far the best ERB. From the first to the very last, every line has so much meaning and lore behind it. I loved that ever line of Spielberg was just his vs hitchocks movies, the Turd Kind joke fucking kills and ofcourse all the jokes aimed at Michael Bay. His best line by far is "I set up shop and got a few drops of that Got Milk money. Rose to The Rock, now I got that socks made of silk money" But man what a song. The writers are so good.

  • @Vito95mc
    @Vito95mc Год назад +3387

    Cool that they resurrected Stanley Kubrick for his verse. Truly an homage to his perfectionist directing

  • @Master_Exploder5000
    @Master_Exploder5000 2 года назад +3887

    The fact that Tarantino's verse wasn't written like he was actually trying to win but instead like he was just trying to shut the other 2 up makes his verse the best.

    • @xtignu
      @xtignu Год назад +18

      There is a 864:1 ratio here

    • @greghowell9986
      @greghowell9986 Год назад +43

      To be fair, though, for a lot of people, the best Sam Jackson part is Nick Fury 😅

    • @erqfawdfawfadfasdv
      @erqfawdfawfadfasdv Год назад

      @@greghowell9986 mane shut yo goofy ass up 😭😭😭😭

    • @muhammadzaidmuckba9097
      @muhammadzaidmuckba9097 Год назад +72

      ​@@greghowell9986 u mean his best role?
      No way its actually jules from pulp fiction

    • @thatspellsmoon
      @thatspellsmoon Год назад +18

      @@muhammadzaidmuckba9097 or that creepy ass guy from django

  • @Amoeba26
    @Amoeba26 5 лет назад +4296

    Me:
    My brain during a test: I'm the best mama jamma ever stood behind a camera

    • @matyasb.molnar2985
      @matyasb.molnar2985 5 лет назад +127

      This actually happened to me during a math exam(with the whole Hitchcock part)

    • @electricbird8993
      @electricbird8993 5 лет назад +8

      IKR

    • @firebreather1275
      @firebreather1275 5 лет назад +32

      Happens with every line from every ERB ever 😳

    • @alfredkugler3043
      @alfredkugler3043 5 лет назад +19

      @@matyasb.molnar2985 I would strongly recommend to not watch youtube videos during an exam. That could lead to a lower grade.

    • @anthos8182
      @anthos8182 5 лет назад +3

      Alfred Kügler what? He never said he did

  • @therealms-9320
    @therealms-9320 11 месяцев назад +111

    No. I refuse to accept that Hitchcock was played by EpicLLOYD here. The costume is too good.

    • @jerbear7952
      @jerbear7952 2 месяца назад +2

      This is in my opinion his opus.

    • @LucyAdroit
      @LucyAdroit Месяц назад +1

      Straight to the BTS with you xD

    • @jeper3460
      @jeper3460 Месяц назад +1

      I also refuse to believe that that isn’t just Stanley Kubrick rapping
      The scruffy hair and beard, and the dark rings around his eyes are just perfect and look just like all of the black and white photos from Google

  • @lightningfirst689
    @lightningfirst689 2 года назад +4133

    Kubrick is the only one who took a while to get into the part where he actually raps, referencing how slowly-paced his movies are.

    • @NickolaiPetrovitch
      @NickolaiPetrovitch Год назад +168

      Ahaha im so glad another Kubrick nerd appreciated that

    • @photonbee1932
      @photonbee1932 Год назад +147

      and like at 2:18 when tarantino looks at a “watch”

    • @thomasmoroiu
      @thomasmoroiu Год назад +236

      @@photonbee1932 Notice how Hitchcock has a slight nod when Kubrick is explaining his commitment to his creative vision, whilst the other directors seemingly wait impatiently. Hitchcock wanted every shot to be detailed and well executed, so he seems like he is impressed more than anything.

    • @steph13326ify
      @steph13326ify Год назад +59

      His slow buildup is my favorite part of this video. It looms over you, wanting you to properly prepare yourself for his presence.

    • @taidghusflynnius
      @taidghusflynnius Год назад +2

      ​@@thomasmoroiuI thought that was him nodding off to sleep

  • @KIgaming.
    @KIgaming. 4 года назад +4365

    I love how Tarantino's verse has backing vocals of him yelling 'fuck!' and 'dick!' referencing the sheer amount of cursing in his films

  • @fifebielby4147
    @fifebielby4147 5 лет назад +2822

    In the end, these squabbling directors are all united in their shared hatred of Michael Bay

    • @bijuutamer729
      @bijuutamer729 5 лет назад +179

      Fife Bielby in the end they all got destroyed by Bay together. Cause he learned in the end this game is all about the money.

    • @vicv93
      @vicv93 5 лет назад +39

      @@bijuutamer729 ergh, for some directors, nope

    • @baconhair_cringe2651
      @baconhair_cringe2651 5 лет назад +26

      Kubrick was terrified for a second by bay

    • @TJB42_42
      @TJB42_42 5 лет назад +14

      @@baconhair_cringe2651 it looked like he just got jumpscared

    • @greenfroppy212
      @greenfroppy212 5 лет назад +23

      @@bijuutamer729 And Michael Bay will always be hated for making the worst movies of all time. Every director in the video is amazing except Bay. Seriously fuck that guy

  • @Le.John.of.All.Trades
    @Le.John.of.All.Trades Месяц назад +12

    WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS BATTLE IS 10 YEARS AGO

  • @Raven12516
    @Raven12516 2 года назад +6349

    The moon landing was filmed by Stanley Kubrick. Kubrick, ever the perfectionist, had it filmed on location.

    • @PoetNoPoems
      @PoetNoPoems 2 года назад +219

      I have never laughed to a comment as much as I just did.

    • @indaz1
      @indaz1 2 года назад +21

      too funny

    • @simohimo6963
      @simohimo6963 2 года назад +16

      Laughing My Ass Off🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @SteppinTimeMEH
      @SteppinTimeMEH 2 года назад +9

      Fact. 😂😂😂😂

    • @Tipicall
      @Tipicall 2 года назад +10

      im an idiot.
      i dont get the joke thats why

  • @HybridMiranda
    @HybridMiranda 3 года назад +5489

    I adore the breaks in Tarantino's later part when Kubrick is on the tricycle- the grinding, total stop of the beat is really well done and very catchy

    • @SherifRFL
      @SherifRFL 3 года назад +89

      That’s one of my favorite parts.

    • @GriseWeisshark
      @GriseWeisshark 3 года назад +92

      Yeah, you could take those breaks as a censor to "fucking". lol

    • @Silburific
      @Silburific 3 года назад +35

      I keep coming back to that part specifically.

    • @Geck0GC
      @Geck0GC 2 года назад +23

      I literally come to this video just for that, but the whole thing is so good that I never skip to it.

    • @kevinnelson198
      @kevinnelson198 2 года назад +3

      Love this song!!

  • @roy9776
    @roy9776 4 года назад +3701

    “Half your billions should go to John Williams.”
    Yep. True.

    • @alexisbouquet3351
      @alexisbouquet3351 4 года назад +270

      George Lucas was supposed to do a drop in but he overheard that line and decided this environment was too hostile for him.

    • @rajatgupta9043
      @rajatgupta9043 3 года назад +41

      There's a reason why he's a great director because he's surrounded by greatness and that btw is for everyone.

    • @kylereese5869
      @kylereese5869 3 года назад +54

      @@alexisbouquet3351 I know pretty sure every director that used John Williams services half their profits should go to him.

    • @ahmedfawad16
      @ahmedfawad16 3 года назад +16

      that applies to the whole of Hollywood tbh

    • @kylereese5869
      @kylereese5869 3 года назад +16

      @@ahmedfawad16 I am pretty sure that's why George Lucas didn't show up because he was called out by Hitchcock.

  • @dday1409
    @dday1409 Год назад +3

    Thanks!

    • @viggocrise
      @viggocrise 16 дней назад

      Literal MOThAAFUCKINMONeY

  • @TiagoNugentComposer
    @TiagoNugentComposer 2 года назад +7182

    I love how the beats change to the style of music that's associated with each director.
    Spielberg gets beautiful flowing strings and brass, Hitchcock gets classic gothic style horror music, Tarantino gets smooth 90s hip hop, Kubrick gets Also Sprach Zarathustra, and Michael Bay gets 2010s Hans Zimmer style music.

    • @Sport87ywhvifcc11
      @Sport87ywhvifcc11 2 года назад +66

      Hitchcock's beat isn't 'classic gothic horror music' lmao

    • @Sloptopgettingdrop
      @Sloptopgettingdrop 2 года назад

      @@Sport87ywhvifcc11 stfu, yes it is

    • @alexandertristomonov6038
      @alexandertristomonov6038 2 года назад +85

      majority of music used in Spielberg's movies were composed by John Williams so, kinda easy to understand

    • @jlmurrel
      @jlmurrel 2 года назад +9

      Excellent observation! Very well explained!

    • @luc.k7736
      @luc.k7736 2 года назад +24

      @@Sport87ywhvifcc11 what else would you call it lmao

  • @modus3493
    @modus3493 5 лет назад +5545

    Plot twist: this was directed by M. Night Shyamalan

    • @andermiftari8839
      @andermiftari8839 5 лет назад +68

      SHHIIIITTT!

    • @theswanp1199
      @theswanp1199 5 лет назад +66

      Fuck. That. Bitch. Thinks. He's. Badass. Because. Almost. Every. Fucking. One. Of. His. Movies. Is. Centered. Around. A. Twist. Can't. Make. Anything. That's. Not. A. Thriller. Gets. Old. As. Hell. He. Cheats. With. Empty. Bland. Repetitive. Twists. Relying. On. A. Cheap. Tactic. To. "Engage". The. Audience. To. Make. His. Movies. That. Is. Quite. The. Opposite. Of. Talent. Oh. Look. At. Me. Mislead. You. And. Trick. You. That. Is. Narcissistic. As. A. Filmmaker. Can. Get. Don't. Get. Me. Started. On. His. Avatar. Movie. I. Get. Very. Fucking. Angry. Even. Thinking. About. That. Bastard. And. So. Should. Any. Non. Small. Minded. Human. With. A. Pulse.

    • @thedanox2741
      @thedanox2741 5 лет назад +195

      Cheesy Par
      Calm down and get your asthma inhalator cause it seems like you’re not breathing at all:/

    • @modus3493
      @modus3493 5 лет назад +50

      Cheesy Par woah woah calm down. Why did you actually spend time on this

    • @theswanp1199
      @theswanp1199 5 лет назад +10

      @@modus3493 I rant from time to time, nothing against you

  • @arminmobarakabadi
    @arminmobarakabadi 5 лет назад +1584

    That transition from Tarantino to Kubrick was awesome!

    • @saritatambayong4002
      @saritatambayong4002 5 лет назад +25

      Ikr. I was thinking what is the tricycle doing in Tarantino?

  • @garrettwilson7795
    @garrettwilson7795 Год назад +15

    notice in the very last line of tarantino’s verse, he raises his arms above the frame, and as he lowers them it cuts to black, much like someone closing the trunk of a car. this refers to how in every tarantino film there is a shot of the characters looking into the trunk of a car, with the camera’s position being inside the trunk. great job with all the tiny details from erb

  • @TheOfficialGordianKnot
    @TheOfficialGordianKnot 2 года назад +2219

    Micheal Bay is the only dude alive who can properly rhyme money with money

    • @Meccaofmanhood
      @Meccaofmanhood 11 месяцев назад +11

      Haha, everytime I watch this I stop it after Kubrick. Not like I don't like movies like The Rock etc. Last part is just so stupid cause I think Spielberg and Tarantino made probably much more money than Bay 😂

    • @neonnemesis3267
      @neonnemesis3267 11 месяцев назад +20

      @@Meccaofmanhood I was searching the list of highest grossing directors and only Spielberg made more than Bay in here.
      Spielberg is the highest grossing director followed by Cameron, the Russo Brothers and Peter Jackson with Bay coming in 5th ahead of people like Nolan, Tim Burton or Ridley Scott.
      Tarantino like the others here doesn't even make it into Top 10.

    • @AdrianCecil-u3v
      @AdrianCecil-u3v 11 месяцев назад +3

      Bay has one of best parts of the whole thing though! @@Meccaofmanhood

    • @Meccaofmanhood
      @Meccaofmanhood 11 месяцев назад

      Yep, yep. Rapping about money when Spielberg is involved is like Dennis Rodman rapping about pussy when Wilt Chamberlain is around :/ @@AdrianCecil-u3v

    • @BoardwalkBullies
      @BoardwalkBullies 8 месяцев назад

      That part in Bad Boys where Will Smith and Martin scared Reggie was totally a prank orchestrated by Bay himself and it was so good that they used it.🎉

  • @RobotAlienGaming
    @RobotAlienGaming 9 лет назад +10974

    The part with Michael Bay makes me really happy and i have no idea why

    • @RobotAlienGaming
      @RobotAlienGaming 9 лет назад +184

      ***** Probably :D

    • @TuMacca
      @TuMacca 9 лет назад +815

      for me it's because Peter was fucking amazing as Bay. facial expressions and everything like that was perfect :D

    • @RobotAlienGaming
      @RobotAlienGaming 9 лет назад +216

      TuMacca Indeed, my friend. He delivered perfectly

    • @mastersolaris3354
      @mastersolaris3354 9 лет назад +372

      +Max Jackson that's maybe cause of the epic music. i love Bay's part it has great energy as well as badass rhymes!

    • @RobotAlienGaming
      @RobotAlienGaming 9 лет назад +138

      Master Solaris Same here. It's radiant how positive Bay is

  • @vicdmise
    @vicdmise 9 лет назад +2282

    The Michael Bay sequence is one of the funniest things ever; just really perfect.

  • @maskingtables
    @maskingtables Месяц назад +9

    10 years later and this is still the best piece of parody about film directors ever made

  • @killdogxes
    @killdogxes 3 года назад +1103

    i still maintain that this is one of the greatest videos ever produced

  • @devenu5719
    @devenu5719 3 года назад +1528

    I love how each director disses Michael bay: speilberg “you got as many oscars as that shlep Michael bay”,
    Hitchcock “more horrible than Megan fox in transformers”,
    Kubrick “AI is the worst space potential since the ninja turtles”.
    Then Michael bays first words entering the battle “that’s enough I heard enough crap out of all of you”. Great detail.

    • @bananacat3109
      @bananacat3109 3 года назад +245

      And Tarantino’s “it looked like some sellout bullshit Michael Bay would do”

    • @sethclark6593
      @sethclark6593 2 года назад +58

      @@bananacat3109 I did like how Spielberg "Fair point."

    • @GumSkyloard
      @GumSkyloard 2 года назад +57

      @@sethclark6593
      "It looks like some sellout bullshit.."
      Spielberg: _wait what the fu_
      ".. Michael Bay would do."
      Spielberg: "Yeah.. alright, fair enough."

    • @jasonwright8561
      @jasonwright8561 2 года назад +1

      Oh damn, nice pickup

    • @white_hound6811
      @white_hound6811 2 года назад +6

      Michael bay ultimate sigma male

  • @kennymartin714
    @kennymartin714 3 года назад +650

    I love how all the directors essentially summoned Michele Bay like Beetlejuice and deserved the response they got.

  • @MrDonphilipe
    @MrDonphilipe 5 месяцев назад +2

    Thanks!

  • @rainshadow1844
    @rainshadow1844 6 лет назад +1268

    I just noticed that when Tarantino is dissing War of the Worlds Spielberg is about to protest, but when Tarantino brings up Bay he changes his mind and nods in agreement. That was AWESOME.

    • @rodcam5545
      @rodcam5545 5 лет назад +5

      Lol, I didn't notice xD

    • @rainshadow1844
      @rainshadow1844 5 лет назад +57

      @@rodcam5545 It's just another example of that real subtle shit they do. It might take you 300 views, but when you finally do see it, it really hits home and you just can't unsee it.

    • @blazingshadow2669
      @blazingshadow2669 5 лет назад +15

      @@rainshadow1844 like how they spoiled that jon snow was going to revive in the tolkien rap battle

    • @nickkennedy6072
      @nickkennedy6072 5 лет назад

      Except he was wrong about it

    • @mercce6750
      @mercce6750 5 лет назад +1

      No one of them like Michael Bay lol

  • @amirhosseinpooya4217
    @amirhosseinpooya4217 5 лет назад +2541

    "I'm the master..."
    *Suspenseful pause"
    "OF SUSPENSE"

    • @misaelneto7749
      @misaelneto7749 5 лет назад +87

      So intense

    • @Hchiskasj
      @Hchiskasj 5 лет назад +58

      @@misaelneto7749 no defense againts Hitchcock
      Edit: Would you look at that, a comment chain.

    • @lukasvanklinken4367
      @lukasvanklinken4367 5 лет назад +27

      @@Hchiskasj once he presents

    • @intell-edge-ence5494
      @intell-edge-ence5494 5 лет назад +19

      Lukas van Klinken ARGGHGYHG

    • @MrCow-mp8ru
      @MrCow-mp8ru 5 лет назад +15

      @@lukasvanklinken4367 my skill is enormous

  • @schmoyoho
    @schmoyoho 10 лет назад +9258

    SO GOOD.
    now time to to dive into a wikipedia wormhole to crank my reference understanding from 93% to 100%

  • @giselakrenn2646
    @giselakrenn2646 Год назад +29

    this is the best ERB video and i love to rewatch it all the time

  • @magicmaster9957
    @magicmaster9957 3 года назад +3142

    I just love the opening line "Imagine a child sitting next to a projector watching your movies to become a much better director". its just an off hand diss and I love it.

    • @ronniesanders5906
      @ronniesanders5906 3 года назад +70

      I've recently learned that for the first few years of his life, Steven Spielberg lived about 3 miles away from where I live right now.

    • @Agent37
      @Agent37 3 года назад +207

      Spielberg often talks about learning from Hitchcock films and being an idol growing up...he was praising AH. After AH treated him like crap IRL, his view changed, hence the disses and "...bit more gracious" line.

    • @Songittheledgebog
      @Songittheledgebog 3 года назад +6

      @@Agent37 What happened with those two?

    • @chronostrafe
      @chronostrafe 3 года назад +89

      @@Songittheledgebog Bit of a late response here, but if my memory serves correctly it was after Jaws was made, Spielberg tried to meet Hitchcock on the film of his last movie, and Hitchcock had him removed, not knowing who the young man on set was thinking it was a random person just hassling actors and what not. A few years later, another actor who knew both directors tried to set up a meeting, and hitchcock said "Isn't he the boy who made the fish movie? I can't meet him" turns out, Hitchcock was ashamed of his taking money to do the voiceover for the Jaws ride at Universal studios, and thought Spielberg would look down on him.

    • @Songittheledgebog
      @Songittheledgebog 2 года назад +3

      @@chronostrafe Wow.

  • @mr.mondomacho6815
    @mr.mondomacho6815 3 года назад +3836

    BEST MUSIC: Spielberg
    BEST FLOW: Hitchcock
    BEST BURNS: Tarantino
    BEST INTRO: Kubrick
    BEST BUILDUP: Bay

    • @Akumpo274
      @Akumpo274 3 года назад +331

      Overall Winner: The viewers
      Overall Loser: Megan Fox

    • @safiahmed4302
      @safiahmed4302 3 года назад +16

      @@Akumpo274 Agreed

    • @G3rain1
      @G3rain1 3 года назад +135

      "BEST MUSIC: Spielberg" Well, yes, but credit John Williams for that.

    • @AmandaFessler
      @AmandaFessler 3 года назад +66

      "BEST BUILDUP: Bay". I actually missed this the first time watching it, but retrospectively, I realised that yeah. All four took jabs at him or his stuff. It's like invoking Bloody Mary and she finally shows up in the end, haha.

    • @justinconrow9174
      @justinconrow9174 3 года назад +10

      BEST LENSE FLARES: Michael Bay

  • @tsb2041
    @tsb2041 2 года назад +1824

    Out of nowhere I rekindled my obsession with this classic banger, over the last couple of weeks it's been in my head more often than I want to admit and I love it.

    • @yamatodamashii1179
      @yamatodamashii1179 2 года назад +8

      It’d be in the spring in your step if you had socks made of silk money

    • @VeraxMusic
      @VeraxMusic 2 года назад +2

      I wonder who makes their beats

    • @truirnbru
      @truirnbru 2 года назад +7

      “Genius is a powerful word, but there’s no reason to use it, ‘less your talking about the Kubrick than there’s really nothing to it.” 🪐

    • @JarredRat
      @JarredRat 2 года назад

      @@VeraxMusic several different companies/people make the beats

    • @leightonfellows7753
      @leightonfellows7753 2 года назад

      Got to be honest same here

  • @JohnFloss
    @JohnFloss Год назад +31

    The best ERB, my ranking of the verses:
    5. Michael Bay - Fun and entertaining but nothing insane.
    4. Stephen Spielberg - May have the best beat and has some really good references, the other verses just set the bar so high.
    3. Quentin Tarantino - Best flow and the most fun for me, has some really good roasts and a lot of references, it is super creative too with the unclean script part.
    2. Alfred Hitchcock - Amazing flow and beat (great use of SFX), a lot of references and paints a good picture for Alfred. Great rhyme scheme with the mamma-jamma part.
    1. Stanley Kubrick - Represents Kubrick very well as a crazy genius, referencing a ton of movies and scenes. The 127 line is one of the best in all of ERB imo and the overall visuals are crazy.

    • @garfieldfan925
      @garfieldfan925 Год назад +2

      my ranking is
      1. Hitchcock
      2. Tarantino
      3. Spielberg
      4. Bay
      5. Kubrick

    • @maxleavitt8199
      @maxleavitt8199 Год назад +1

      Michael Bay has the best verse in ERB

    • @Seinsmelled
      @Seinsmelled 11 месяцев назад

      kubrick is absolutely abominable wtf

    • @christophersfirstyoutubeca8751
      @christophersfirstyoutubeca8751 5 месяцев назад

      My ranking:
      5. Steven Spielberg
      4. Stanley Kubrick
      3. Alfred Hitchcock
      2. Michael Bay
      1. Quentin Tarantino

  • @jorgeinojosa8792
    @jorgeinojosa8792 5 лет назад +2195

    Damn, the look ok Kubrick's face when he says "127 times".

    • @darkisatari
      @darkisatari 5 лет назад +188

      Jorge Inojosa he looks so tortured the whole time it’s amazing.

    • @legoupil1819
      @legoupil1819 5 лет назад +181

      I mean, the acting in the ERBs are often over the top.
      But that Kubrick part. Man. It IS him. So on point.
      And those eyes that manage to tell "i'm sad, because the world will never be as perfect as i want it to be". That acting is spectacular.

    • @brucculi349
      @brucculi349 5 лет назад +8

      darkisatari he was a perfectionist

    • @silvianbruno7512
      @silvianbruno7512 5 лет назад +23

      @@brucculi349 Dude would ruin as many lives at it took to get the shot, including his own.

    • @peterjoyfilms
      @peterjoyfilms 5 лет назад +1

      @@silvianbruno7512 Not really true, an exaggerated myth

  • @jarnoveldman9256
    @jarnoveldman9256 6 лет назад +2208

    The transition from Tarantino to Kubrick is amazing

    • @dannybos7024
      @dannybos7024 6 лет назад +7

      Helemaal gelijk in, makker. Blij om te zien dat een landgenoot ook dit soort cultuur kan waarderen

    • @sakshamgupta9210
      @sakshamgupta9210 6 лет назад +27

      Exactly, I doubt most people got that.

    • @bryanzermeno8466
      @bryanzermeno8466 6 лет назад +5

      @@sakshamgupta9210 I didn't get it, so I just thought it was drawn out too long

    • @sakshamgupta9210
      @sakshamgupta9210 6 лет назад +21

      @@bryanzermeno8466 watch 'The Shining'

    • @ashleynesh1
      @ashleynesh1 6 лет назад +3

      I just realised that transition cause of you

  • @brandonhughes4076
    @brandonhughes4076 2 года назад +2017

    I love that Kubrik is on the moon, a reference to people accusing him of helping the US government fake the moon landings

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 2 года назад +379

      Ever the perfectionist, he insisted it to be filmed on location

    • @bretsheeley4034
      @bretsheeley4034 2 года назад +91

      Also to 2001.

    • @TheActuJosephMother
      @TheActuJosephMother 2 года назад +15

      It also shows how much better he is

    • @NickolaiPetrovitch
      @NickolaiPetrovitch Год назад +35

      Well I think it’s about 2001: A Space Odyssey, but I like that you have a conspiracy theory for the conspiracy theory that’s actually awesome haha . Man if I had to rank the MOST impactful movies Kubrick made in terms of permanently changing filmography it would probably be 2001 and then The Shining for all of the new camera techniques he designed & his set design which by far outdid any set before Shining. Probably still does. Ooooh, that and Hereditary, what an amazing set design that was & how they incorporated the set into the story in MULTOPLE LAYERS *just* like her miniature model making is layered and every aspect of that movie is about layers--so cool. Kubrick would have loved that movie …

    • @storkforce8364
      @storkforce8364 Год назад +5

      i think its more just a reference to 2001

  • @samogden4265
    @samogden4265 10 месяцев назад +62

    this isn’t a realistic Tarantino verse, he didn’t write himself saying the n word

  • @Redem10
    @Redem10 10 лет назад +11532

    They wanted to do a part for Peter Jackson but it would have been ten hours long

    • @ffiirraatt93
      @ffiirraatt93 10 лет назад +207

      ba dum tss

    • @manonmoon12
      @manonmoon12 10 лет назад +437

      And it would be in 3 parts.

    • @adityanath3570
      @adityanath3570 6 лет назад +275

      Jimmy Jive and then they'll have to make a prequel rap battle that is also in 3 parts.

    • @shiraz21
      @shiraz21 6 лет назад +167

      Aditya Nath and then there would be different edititions of the same battle but with 10 extra seconds

    • @megaagentj2248
      @megaagentj2248 6 лет назад +31

      loopy poopy and then all off this with a HD version

  • @jameshollander7528
    @jameshollander7528 2 года назад +4119

    This was a close one. I have it ranked like this:
    Spielberg: best flow
    Tarantino: best disses
    Kubrick: best beat
    Bay: best hair
    Hitchcock: best mamma jamma ever stood behind a camera

    • @PatrickWDunne
      @PatrickWDunne 2 года назад +25

      🤣

    • @rocky-nm5wf
      @rocky-nm5wf 2 года назад +152

      damage panderers and haunt you like the last indiana

    • @toasterten1293
      @toasterten1293 2 года назад +69

      @@rocky-nm5wf cut, gimme a Tylenol

    • @rocky-nm5wf
      @rocky-nm5wf 2 года назад +58

      @@toasterten1293 stop rhyming y'all

    • @C1ementin3
      @C1ementin3 2 года назад +56

      @@rocky-nm5wf Alfred, you got no style dawg, I'm the king of dialouge

  • @stroyed4229
    @stroyed4229 9 лет назад +928

    All the Micheal Bay references before. You knew it was coming.

    • @ASKaPHYSICIST
      @ASKaPHYSICIST 9 лет назад +34

      +puncakegaming still good though

    • @nerdkitty3009
      @nerdkitty3009 9 лет назад

      +puncakegaming yas we did.

    • @georgealesbrook2478
      @georgealesbrook2478 9 лет назад +1

      I sign With My Nuts

    • @xXxTr0nxXx
      @xXxTr0nxXx 9 лет назад

      +puncakegaming And even though you knew, it was just awesome.

    • @MCG55SS
      @MCG55SS 9 лет назад +11

      +puncakegaming say his name too much and he comes just like all other monsters.

  • @Qwerka
    @Qwerka 25 дней назад +4

    1:40 The “yeah, fair” gesture, the attention to easily missable detail…

  • @keanureeves7987
    @keanureeves7987 5 лет назад +1466

    *"Picture a child sitting in front of a projector,learning from your films to become much better director"*
    Is such a GOOD burn...

    • @saperoi
      @saperoi 5 лет назад +8

      Next*

    • @Sillimant_
      @Sillimant_ 5 лет назад +16

      @@saperoi sitting in next of a projector

    • @Sillimant_
      @Sillimant_ 5 лет назад +26

      @727loco I agree, Hitchcock's films may be dated, but there's no denying the impact and legacy he has

    • @WFTWKnockOUT
      @WFTWKnockOUT 5 лет назад +7

      It wasn't a burn tho.

    • @drumyogi9281
      @drumyogi9281 4 года назад +5

      @@Sillimant_ Psycho is not dated. Still an amazing movie.

  • @nickhelmer
    @nickhelmer 4 года назад +541

    Stanley Kubrick is such a perfectionist that he insisted on being resurrected through necromancy to deliver his verse himself.

    • @tjrex9458
      @tjrex9458 4 года назад +33

      can confirm , i was the necromancer

    • @andrewwurth8998
      @andrewwurth8998 4 года назад +14

      How many necromancies did you do until he thought his simulacrum was good enough?

    • @tjrex9458
      @tjrex9458 4 года назад +20

      @@andrewwurth8998 Id say 128 times

    • @jayadevashok2070
      @jayadevashok2070 4 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @sion8
      @sion8 4 года назад +7

      @@tjrex9458
      That's it? Man, he lost his touch.

  • @hughjazz4936
    @hughjazz4936 8 лет назад +1241

    Spielberg: You suck, Alfred.
    Hitchcock: No, you suck, Steven.
    Tarantino: You both suck.
    Kubrick: I'm awesome.
    Bay: Lol fuck off, I'm rich.

    • @AeonMarshal
      @AeonMarshal 8 лет назад +13

      Hugh Jazz yeah pretty much

    • @deoRei
      @deoRei 8 лет назад +20

      Hugh Jazz actually, Spielberg is richer then of them combined.

    • @tuomaskallio2921
      @tuomaskallio2921 8 лет назад +13

      Hugh Jazz kind of funny how spielberg is still so mutch richer than him

    • @kristens4095
      @kristens4095 8 лет назад +2

      Right? That's so true.

    • @LucyAdroit
      @LucyAdroit 11 месяцев назад +2

      Literally xD

  • @RbGamersEditr
    @RbGamersEditr 2 месяца назад +8

    1:19 leaving a mark for the best part

  • @MePersonally499
    @MePersonally499 5 лет назад +3186

    Out to dinner with my girlfriends parents:
    Her Dad: So what do you do?
    My Brain: I’m the best mamma jamma ever stood behind the camera

  • @Otterino
    @Otterino 4 года назад +782

    "You rock as many Oscarsas that schlep Michael Bay!"
    -Steven "Executive producer of Michael Bay's Transformers series" Spielberg

    • @thewidow7864
      @thewidow7864 4 года назад +24

      didn't know Spielberd had such a weird nickname lol

    • @tiaaaron3278
      @tiaaaron3278 4 года назад +13

      Hitchcock may not have won any of the Oscars but he holds the records for being the most nominated directors. Not to mention he was nominated for visionary, groundbreaking genre films not crappy Oscarbaits like The Post.
      Take THAT Steven!

    • @blunew467
      @blunew467 4 года назад +9

      Exactly, Spielberg is friends with Bay in real life.

    • @jpns007
      @jpns007 4 года назад +6

      @@tiaaaron3278 Finally someone else who hates The Post

    • @OhNoTheFace
      @OhNoTheFace 4 года назад +1

      Still can insult him. He knows they were be critically panned but the idiot public will watch them

  • @DaymDrops
    @DaymDrops 10 лет назад +662

    Those bars Alfred was spittin' though! ijs.

    • @kenabbott8585
      @kenabbott8585 10 лет назад +48

      Hitchcock won it.

    • @Agakroete45
      @Agakroete45 10 лет назад +1

      It so is

    • @misterbiscuitbarrel
      @misterbiscuitbarrel 10 лет назад +15

      Agakroete45 I would say Tarantino won. He has the fastest rap, and his burns are at least on par with Hitchcock's.

    • @Agakroete45
      @Agakroete45 10 лет назад +18

      pdawg4291
      He was also good yes. But I dunno it is just the feeling I get from Hitchcocks lines. Pure awesomeness =D

    • @michaeldiaz5469
      @michaeldiaz5469 10 лет назад +1

      Agakroete45 Yah hitchcock certainly won

  • @qpwoeiruty850
    @qpwoeiruty850 День назад +2

    The melody in the instrumental is epic.

  • @AThousandSuns42
    @AThousandSuns42 2 года назад +2849

    Speilberg's verse is underrated.. it's so beautifully done by putting all the movies' name and dissing

    • @pancakkk
      @pancakkk 2 года назад +35

      alfred is much more underrated

    • @everythingmustgo4478
      @everythingmustgo4478 2 года назад +14

      @@pancakkk hitchcock's verse is the most repeated one wdym

    • @pancakkk
      @pancakkk 2 года назад +5

      @@everythingmustgo4478 i barely see anyone talk about him in the comments

    • @EmmaBestpuppy2002
      @EmmaBestpuppy2002 2 года назад +16

      “Blockbust all over your crop duster scene” is a reference to north by northwest when Cary grant is hiding from a crop duster plane in a corn field

    • @Kenny-the-Platypus
      @Kenny-the-Platypus 2 года назад +1

      @@everythingmustgo4478 Actually, it's Tarantino's now...

  • @shawntco
    @shawntco 4 года назад +1331

    Me: *trying to sleep*
    My brain at 3 am: THAT WAS A CLOSE ENOUNTER OF THE TURD KIND

    • @GamerGuyMatt1892
      @GamerGuyMatt1892 4 года назад +4

      😂

    • @MickeyMouse-jg8ql
      @MickeyMouse-jg8ql 4 года назад +37

      But there won’t be a pretty ending this time

    • @rockylee3564
      @rockylee3564 4 года назад +33

      Half your Billions should go to John Williams

    • @MickeyMouse-jg8ql
      @MickeyMouse-jg8ql 4 года назад +28

      @@rockylee3564 now brace yourself as I reveal my brilliance

    • @rockylee3564
      @rockylee3564 4 года назад +24

      @sion Dutta I’m the master of suspense so intense you’ll have no defense against Hitchcock once he presents.

  • @MrUtah1
    @MrUtah1 2 года назад +3215

    2:20 I love how you can see the dead inside in his eyes when he says “127 times” like even Kubrick is tired of doing so many takes 💀

    • @cheeseburgerwalrus7619
      @cheeseburgerwalrus7619 2 года назад +221

      Agreed. Guy playing him was spot on, too.

    • @theothersmith9570
      @theothersmith9570 2 года назад +263

      Not just tired of doing the re-takes, he’s a slave to his own perfectionism and can’t stop himself even though he wants desperately to stop.

    • @lilymarinovic1644
      @lilymarinovic1644 Год назад +89

      Dude must have been OCD or something....but then that obsessiveness is what makes his movies great.

    • @saulgoodmanKAZAKH
      @saulgoodmanKAZAKH Год назад +29

      ​@@theothersmith9570 this type of character would be soo interesting to write in fiction I love this

    • @legoyoda9782
      @legoyoda9782 Год назад

      @@theothersmith9570 Lmao ok bud

  • @Kelebij4
    @Kelebij4 10 дней назад +2

    Probably the top 3 erb ever still buzzing to it after 10 years

  • @JEMRocker
    @JEMRocker 4 года назад +444

    I love Quentin Terantino’s actor, he’s perfect

    • @ksar893
      @ksar893 4 года назад +15

      They all are! ERB rocks!

    • @pringelsthegamefreak
      @pringelsthegamefreak 4 года назад +7

      Wax is an amazing RUclips rapper, he also played Freddy Krueger in an ERB later on

    • @JEMRocker
      @JEMRocker 4 года назад

      @@pringelsthegamefreak is Wax the same guy that sang in Orphan Tears by Your Favorite Martian? Im pretty sure its the same guy

    • @mr.pistachio9970
      @mr.pistachio9970 4 года назад +1

      Ngl i liked he had the best flow

    • @DerpiestGameBlast
      @DerpiestGameBlast 4 года назад +2

      @@JEMRocker Oh yeah, it's that dude. He's great!

  • @leafmotifs681
    @leafmotifs681 4 года назад +2713

    I love that Spielberg just kinda agrees when Tarantino called him a sellout for War of the Worlds. He’s just like “I- okay that’s fair.”
    Okay so I come back after 3 months and I have almost two thousand likes and people debating Steven Spielberg’s film career in the replies.
    My feelings are... deeply mixed

    • @camerashyguy6446
      @camerashyguy6446 4 года назад +129

      Also, the fact that Steven agrees that Michael Bay would pull something like that.

    • @Volvagia1927
      @Volvagia1927 4 года назад +37

      I mean, there IS a rebuttal he could make, considering the movie chosen. If they wanted the Bay part of the swipe to be a little less rebuttable? War Horse. Aesthetically, that LOOKS like a movie Bay COULD make. War of the Worlds is too grey and bleak for that and he could have swiped back with that.

    • @tiaaaron3278
      @tiaaaron3278 4 года назад +14

      War of the Worlds is the last good film Spielberg made. After that, he went for bland and generic drama and Oscarbaits. The Post was particularly embarrassing.

    • @BaneNathos
      @BaneNathos 4 года назад +7

      @@tiaaaron3278 I quite enjoy Tintin and Ready Player One and the Shining Sequence in RPO is amazing

    • @tiaaaron3278
      @tiaaaron3278 4 года назад +2

      @@BaneNathos I had forgotten Tintin. Yeah, that one is magical too. But I don't like the rest.

  • @darthzayexeet3653
    @darthzayexeet3653 2 года назад +4046

    All movie references:
    0:19 North by Northwest (1959) - Hitchcock
    0:20 Duel (1971) - Spielberg
    0:21 Psycho (1960) - Hitchcock
    0:22 Jaws (1975) - Spielberg
    0:23 Lifeboat (1944) - Hitchcock
    0:25 Always (1989) - Spielberg
    0:26 Vertigo (1958) - Hitchcock
    0:27 The Terminal (2004) - Spielberg
    0:29 Murder! (1930) - Hitchcock
    0:37 Amblin' short film (1968) - Spielberg
    0:47 E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982) - Spielberg
    0:49 Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977) - Spielberg
    1:07 Transformers (2007) - Bay
    1:17 Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008) - Spielberg
    1:37 War of the Worlds (2005) - Spielberg
    1:45 Jurassic Park (1993) - Spielberg
    1:53 Pulp Fiction (1994) - Tarantino
    2:21 The Shining (1980) - Kubrick
    2:24 Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964) - Kubrick
    2:26 A Clockwork Orange (1971) - Kubrick
    2:28 The Color Purple (1985) - Spielberg
    2:29 A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001) - Spielberg
    2:31 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014) - Bay
    2:48 Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014) - Bay
    2:53 Got Milk commercials (1993) - Bay
    2:55 The Rock (1996) - Bay (also Tarantino as an uncredited writer)

  • @TurboBass
    @TurboBass Год назад +15

    You know what?
    I fuckin' LOVE the costume for all these. The beats are good, the rhyme's are clever and the set and costume is on point.
    I think that ERB is one of the best pieces of internet content in history and I sincerely hope it's remembered with reverence.

  • @karloz2722
    @karloz2722 3 года назад +3160

    Gosh, I feel like we need a sequel to this with Martin Scorsese, James Cameron, Tim Burton, David Lynch, and Zach Snyder...

    • @cyvader101
      @cyvader101 3 года назад +201

      And Christopher Nolan

    • @Conmezzo
      @Conmezzo 3 года назад +91

      And Ridley Scott.

    • @shaun_rambaran
      @shaun_rambaran 2 года назад +75

      And Akira Kurosawa.

    • @rafaelsantos7673
      @rafaelsantos7673 2 года назад +110

      Imagine Zach Snyder rapping in slow mo

    • @somethingclever4297
      @somethingclever4297 2 года назад +130

      And then one turns out to be m night shyamalan in disguise.

  • @DexterManning
    @DexterManning 10 лет назад +4528

    Man this one was fucking great

  • @McCallahanIndustries
    @McCallahanIndustries 6 лет назад +5687

    Easily one of the best ones of all time. Even in 2018

    • @JohanLGT
      @JohanLGT 6 лет назад +23

      i think Jobs vs Gates was greater. Yeah, this is the second.

    • @medrinkpee123
      @medrinkpee123 6 лет назад +12

      Dang I didn’t know Jimbothy watched ERB😂😂 but yeah I agree

    • @mr.savage3810
      @mr.savage3810 6 лет назад +5

      well hello jimbothy what you doing herw

    • @FaylunaRaRa
      @FaylunaRaRa 6 лет назад +13

      "Picture a child sitting next to a projector, learning from *your* films to *become a much better director.* " Rekt...

    • @faridrottigni
      @faridrottigni 6 лет назад +1

      JIMBOTHY time goes really fast

  • @JetInAJar
    @JetInAJar Год назад +69

    I love how ERBH always makes their characters look more accurate than the real life counterparts.

  • @HeatherFeatherASMR
    @HeatherFeatherASMR 10 лет назад +7867

    Kubrick's entrance and rap gave me frisson.

  • @allys744
    @allys744 5 лет назад +1621

    2:38 as Bay dropped down the other directors either flinched or jumped; Hitchcock stood perfectly still. He’s going “who is this hooligan?”

    • @tinle9
      @tinle9 5 лет назад +227

      He basically saying: *You dare oppose me Mortal?*

    • @allys744
      @allys744 5 лет назад +18

      YAS I couldn’t agree more

    • @jaqenhghar4651
      @jaqenhghar4651 5 лет назад +7

      @Mr. Graves okay shit, that was a good one😂

    • @richardhannay7105
      @richardhannay7105 5 лет назад +6

      @Mr. Graves I rarely laugh out loud in person, thanks man

    • @ryanhawe8234
      @ryanhawe8234 5 лет назад +11

      The man who took Optimus Prime to the cinema -- and then promptly had him upstaged by John Turturro.

  • @mank89
    @mank89 3 года назад +1379

    I love Michael's face when he's getting up from his landing

    • @cannibalbunnygirl
      @cannibalbunnygirl 3 года назад +54

      Yep, better acted than the actual scene its referencing

    • @JETZcorp
      @JETZcorp 3 года назад +39

      It's like Jeremy Clarkson's"try not to look smug" face.

    • @andreirivz
      @andreirivz 3 года назад +1

      @@cannibalbunnygirl What scene is it?

    • @guyverjay1289
      @guyverjay1289 3 года назад +19

      It's called a Sh*t eating grin

    • @konnorrockkonnoisseur4970
      @konnorrockkonnoisseur4970 3 года назад +14

      The face you make when you walk into school Monday after your NFL team won the day before

  • @the-jeanyus
    @the-jeanyus Год назад +57

    8 years later and a new Indiana Jones film haunts Spielberg, keeping the lyrics up-to-date without changing them. 🤣

    • @schuyleresau982
      @schuyleresau982 Год назад +3

      Spielberg didn't direct dial of destiny.

    • @mikeyquelloscemo
      @mikeyquelloscemo 9 месяцев назад

      @@schuyleresau982If I’m right, he produced it.