John Wick vs John Rambo vs John McClane. Epic Rap Battles Of History
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- John Wick vs John Rambo vs John McClane. Epic Rap Battles Of History.
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John had good disses, but then John had great flow, until John came in and stole the show. So ultimately, I'd say John won.
But what about John thoe?
which john lol
I johned.
I was kind of hoping that John Matrix (Commando)would show up
Perfect comment. 10/10, would recommend
Fun fact: John Wick was initially titled "Scorn". The reason, Screenwriter Derek Kolstad explained, was that Keanu Reeves kept referring to the script by the character’s name and distributor Lionsgate believed it would be too much free publicity to lose.
Detective Micheal Scoon
That’s actually really cool
lmao the bots are already here
@@heydavid4883 Yeah, it sucks.
Another hood classic
I love how their raps fit their fighting styles.
Mcclane’s was tongue in cheek, creative, and full of cursing.
Wick’s was clean, smooth, and once he started his flow never stopped.
Rambo’s was emotional, chaotic and intense.
👍👍
Great crtique
Yeah, this is one of their better ones, for sure. Nailed it!
Fr
“I slip in the jungle like a ghost and then ding! I pop up right behind ya like toast” is such a goofy ass line yet it’s probably one of my favorites from this video
It's insane how well they played all 3 of these characters. Even Zach managed to capture Keanu's awkward yet wholesome mannerisms
He really captured Keanu’s mannerisms and vocal tics. Listen to how he says “Shaft” in the Call you both John Shaft line. It’s so accurate
This is Zach’s most out-there role compared to all the ones he’s done and he completely nails it
Yes. Zach is amazing.@@kikiretzorg1467
McClane’s line about “pushing up daisies” hits harder when you remember that Wick’s dog is named Daisy.
holy SHIT
Dunno, never watched these movies.
no need to remember he mentions that was his dogs name in the prior verse.
@@olenhol2przez4 put on your coolkid sunglasses and moonwalk outta here then.
If you didn’t know the name it can seem to just be a line referencing that the dog is dead,
Best flow: John Wick
Best Disses: John McClane
Best Acted: John Rambo
Losers: All Terrorists
FACTS !
I mean, except for Rambo's buddies?
Agreed!
Winners: Anyone who watches the video.
Terrorists, the high table, the cartel
The "I'm thinking you're expendable" has to be the line that got me 😂
Late answer, but it is also a nice reference to the "Expendables" movies ^^
Oh man, Rambo's "nothing is over" line is so good. Sounds just like him from the movie when he delivers that gut punch of a speech at the end of the movie.
I burst out laughing i was not ready for that 😂😂😂😁
Pete's Stallone impression is great in this one
So now that Pete has played Ted of “Bill and Ted”, and Zach has played John Wick, we just need Lloyd to play Neo for the ERB Keanu Reeves tri-force to be complete!
I pitch Wachowski Sisters vs Coen Brothers
Neo in the background
Or maybe a holy trinity 😏
that genius watching ted with these like elite soldiers would be hilarious
Then they battle
NEO VS JESUS
PLEASE
PLEASE
PLEASE
Best Flow: John
Best Disses: John
Overall Winner: John
Loser: John
John was good, but John was even better, but the other John,? naaah~
@@AqimAqimuddin yeah i agree, but i think john should have more disses, and the flow of john was a little weak
Overall winner: us
Jon Taffer vs Steve Wilkos
Overall Winner: Pompeii*
That "how about a little hakuna matata baba yaga?" IS SO FIRE🔥🔥🔥🔥
This line is on repeat in my head
One thing about this battle that I never see mentioned is how the beat changes to match the movie soundtrack of each pariticpant. From the more straightforward, orchestral action-packed tone of Die Hard, to the low-key electronica of Wick, to the more somber, sinister war-torn soundtrack of the Rambo films. It's honestly my favorite part of this battle lol
Yeah it was really done well! I remember them saying in the BTS that they tried to pick a specific beat
I know I'm late to this reply, but fantastic job pointing that out. I didn't catch it until I read your review and then went back and we listened to it you are 100% right good ears bro
also, die hard has christmas bells
They did the same thing in the James Bond vs. Austin Powers battle, to great effect. Even when a character has a single word interjection, they get their own music. It’s a lot of fun when they do that, adds so much flavor to the battle
Yeah, I noticed the beat for Mcclane straight away, so was looking forward to hearing the other 2
Best disses: McClane
Best flow: Wick
Best presentation: Rambo
Overall winner: The funeral industry (just look at that bodycount, sheesh)
Had to give Rambo something, cause his rapping was pretty bad.
@@Comin4mine That's just true to his character, though. It'd be _weird_ if Rambo, the mush-mouthed, traumatized war vet mostly known for being a strong silent type (except for a few barely comprehensible speeches), dropped bars as well as McClane or Wick.
I was wondering who won. It was really hard.
The funeral industry is tight
@@cjmarugg2340 wow wow wow... wow
The “John Shaft” quadruple meaning of the elevator shafts in Die Hard, the mine shafts in Rambo, a penis shaft, and John Shaft from the Shaft franchise is unappreciated genius
I guess. Tf? Cringe
@@analias3483 snob
@@analias3483 wtf bro?
Who is ANYONE to argue with that 0_0 ?!!
@@analias3483 its gunna be a sad day when I can no longer dislike comments like these.
"McLain South is where your marriage went, the last tight thing you slid in was an air vent."
Greatly underrated line
3:10 was expecting to hear "you got hitched to the female version of Patrick Ewing" haha
Me to friend, funny how similar it sounded
i swear mitt romney played john mcclaine or whoever it was
@@billybobjankens12Yep, Lloyd did them both
@@deltaacegaming3934 The fact they sound similar probably has to do with them both being played by EpicLLOYD.
When he said “oops” it sounded almost identical to his Trump voice
I love just how horrible Rambo raps. Its perfectly accurate, just how I would imagine Stallone would if he tried.
I honestly kinda feel like they did rambo dirty here, like he was in it for comic relief more than for actually being an epic part of the genre. He was fun, don't get me wrong, but he did not feel as hard hitting as the other 2. Also, the voice does not really feel on point to me. Mcclane's kinda gives me the same vibe but in the end he does at least feel like it was coming from a place of authenticity, whereas the stalone impression felt more like a parody :(
@Tin Watchman Yes it does. It's on point, but still horrible
@@horiavelciu31 the ding part killed them all
@EB Bisnar take out the weaker target first, solid tactic, he is a soldier after all
I thought he was offbeat while still being on beat.
“The Taliban formed in the 90s when you fell off with a vengeance” actually made me cackle.
What does it mean?
@@agamemnomthanatos3065 Die Hard With A Vengeance was 1995, which is close to when the Taliban formed.
@@agamemnomthanatos3065 die hard with a vengeance is the third die hard movie, and markedly less good than the first two.
The Taliban line should be obvious
@@agamemnomthanatos3065 Die Hard movies went down in quality rather drastically through the 90's, ending with "Die Hard with a Vengeance".
@@superanimeniac Die Hard with a Vengeance is much better than Die Hard But In An Airport.
It's a subtle touch, but I love the inclusion of sleigh bells in the beat during McClane's verse.
They need a round 2, they're just so great together
Agree! A sequel would make this especially since all of the characters have sequels
I think the rematch we need the most is Musk VS Zuckerberg
Round 2 will just be ww3 between these guys
The line “your kids still have decent dad on their wishlist” was hilarious
“Woah, Rambo’s dropping bombs in his flows, your friends in the taliban, help you write those!”
@@supbrahimhammer.421 “Those were Mujahideen. There’s a difference! The Taliban formed in the 90s when you fell off with a vengeance.”
@@shanthegamer21seriously who the fuck asked John wick.
@@shanthegamer21 "Hey! Who the fuck asked you dog pound?"
Seriously, it was one of the strongest hits in this battle for me, maybe even the strongest. But then again, there is John Wick's opening line...
The idea of John Wick correcting McClane about the mujahideen is not something I would have thought of - but I'll be damned if it's not absolutely accurate. Genuinely one of my favourite lines.
Also,it ain't that much of a correction. The ogs from mujahideen were the ones who formed Taliban
Same people, mujahideen members made up the taliban
When I hear mujahadeen I just think of call of duty black ops 2 honestly
@@icy_avxry8357 This is not accurate as the Mujahideen were made up of several groups opposing the Soviet-backed government. This government was widely disliked in Afghanistan due to their willingness to execute political enemies and allowed groups with differing goals to come together. After the collapse of the communist government, these groups eventually splintered apart in a civil war that the Taliban won.
@@shahsadsaadu5817
OGs from the Mujahideen also formed the opposition to the Taliban in the Northern Alliance as well.
3:03 "I'll blast an RPG through NYPD's guts,
Simon says you can PTSDeez nuts!" - Rambo spitting fire 🗣🔥
1:39 Such an underrated bar. Elevator shaft, mineshaft, such wieners you should both be called John SHAFT, the wordplay goes crazy. Zack Sherwin has got to be behind it
Fun fact: This is the first ERB where three characters officially battle each other, not as cameos.
Love It!
Wepic Rap Battles
History in the making
Yup
this is a true story.
"you, less survival knife,
you, survival wife"
HE DID NOT HAVE TO DO HIM LIKE THAT
Oh yeahm
Glad he did though!
Rap battles are Not for the *Weak* 🤣🤣
too bad no survival family
Fun fact today this video is officially 2 years old and still one of the best ERBs
Well, I apply the line "one the best ERBs" to basically every second ERB
@@Puschit1 alright
@Puschiti do too1
That survival knife/wife line...
And wicks last bar hit with the 2 pistols as well
Fun fact, Peter didn't have to wear a muscle suit to play Rambo
Hold up what?!
Lol I remember when he played a similar role with that Hulk Hogan Muscle Suit so many years ago.
Fun fact, I watch your pokemon videos
He was wearing a muscle suit?!?
Fun fact: Patterrz has never lost a nuzlocke. A feat so legendary it has only been matched by Lavar Ball, who has never lost a one on one basketball game in his life.
"Only one of us can go three chapters without sucking" wick really murdered them right then and there
It wasn't accurate at all though. Die Hard 2 was good and Die Hard 3 was the best one in the whole franchise. It started to suck with 4.
And I wouldn't even say Rambo 2 and 3 were bad, it's just that it was a major tonal shift from the first movie and kind of ruined its message.
@@giantWario die hard 2 & 3 suck ass compared to the first. ur tripping.
@@gutcheckfm Couldn't disagree more, I just told you I consider 3 to be the best one. 2 was kind of unimaginative mind you, it was the exact same formula as the first movie but you could say the same thing about John Wick Chapter 2, it's not necessarily such a bad thing.
@@giantWario well the first 3 john wick films have been fairly consistent with their themes , tones and practically everything else so i dare say that mr. Wick has beat the other 2 in that plus from audience stand point they revived the macho action hero genre and keanu reaves carrier and nailed him as THE action hero of our time to the point that its unlikely that he will not have to play in movies like expendables for quite some time (if ever)
@@giantWario Yeah...but the Die Hard and Rambo sequels didn't have the box office success that the wick movies did. It's also clearly the only series that was intended to be a series, the Rambo and Die Hard sequels were just tacked on cash grabs.
Love that little reaction from Rambo at 3:43. When he points his RPG at Wick it’s like he’s still traumatized and sees him as one of his enemies in war.
how does pete play every character so flawlessly, I didn't even recognize him until the toast part.
I will never not be impressed by Lloyd's ability to morph his face into almost any person.
I know, right?!
But definitely not his voice...
I'm the 1000th like kiss me
@@TexGaming yeah...... Lloyd's John McClane is the Batman of NicePeter.
Just listen to the beginning of the rap and its final line, it sound nothing alike.
@@mstevensh Let's not say that, atleast Lloyd's mclain sounds nice independent of its reference material. Batman was a mess from top to bottom.
“Only one of us to go three chapters without sucking” God DAMN anyone else feel that burn?
Idk I feel like I kinda liked all these guys movies until the third
@@kevindoesgaming77 I think Die Hard 3 is better than 2
@@dimitrescu182 I agree
Yeah, John Wick won with that one line alone in my book.
Die Hard 3 is quality tho. Die Hard fell off with 4 and 5.
“Then DING! I pop up hot behind ya like toast!” 😂
the fact rambo voice stayed on point while rapping was so good.
The most dangerous trio of John's ever seen.
Only missing John Marston
Quartet. You couldn't see the Marine I'm guessing, but his name is John
@@lilcatfish1105 he'd show up and hogtie these 3 clowns for a $5 bounty lol
@@lilcatfish1105 and John Price
John Cena
"I'll put you two in tombs, call it cryptocurrency."
Zach is a lyrical genius 😂
And "Hitcoin". lol
Only a few could think of a line like that
i didn’t get it
didnt expect crypto get roasted in this one.
Is it his writing, tho? I thought the guest stars only rap what they are given by the boys.
"I seek peace but I'm packing parabellums" is a smarter joke than any Sylvester Stallone character has ever made before.
This is one of those that I just don't care about "who won" per say, it's just great to re-watch it's so well done. Entertainment value is blockbuster level.
Best flow: Wick
Best disses: Mclaine
Best represented character: Rambo
Overall winner: John
I thought Wick killed it but I could get where you're going here.
Wow we have the same opinion I was about to comment something like this! 😱
underrated comment
I don't know about the other stuff, but I agree that John definitley won.
Overall winner is Us
“Only thing gettin ruined is McClane family christmas, all your kids still have ‘decent dad’ on their wishlist”
Damn son 🔥
That's where he won lol
3:42 He sounds so serious and emotional and angry. Truly great voice acting
Rambo sounded so serious at 2:15
When Rambo started with the " Nothing is over!" i completely lost it 😂😂😂 that was funny AF
Still can't get over how they managed to make a rap battle out of 4 johns
John Cena silent tho, but was never insulted
Good one
Underrated comment
nice one mate!
John Xina's verse was cut for the international release but you can hear it on Chinese RUclips.
You guys can see him??? Where???
John won
John was Ok. But John was my favourite.
SCRU!!
John approves this statement
scru won
scru face john
Im genuinely astonished how insanely good this is, its definitely you guy's best work yet.
"Bitcoin? No. Hitcoin? Certainly. I'll put you two in tombs, call it cryptocurrency."
That was clean as fuck.
I dont get it
@@Bucktooth1337 what he means is that: Bitcoin? No. Hitcoin? Certainly. He will put the two in tombs and then you can call it crypto currency.
Hope that helps
@@Bucktooth1337 He made a wordplay around bitcoin, the gold coins used by the assassins in John Wick saga to acquire goods and services (so, "Hitcoins"), and bury Rambo and McClane after the battle (so, "crypto-currency").
Classic Zach Sherwin's witt.-
@@Bucktooth1337a crypt is a tomb
I just noticed that John McClane's verse, as well as when he raps at the end, has sleigh bells in the instrumental not present in anyone else's verse. Nice touch. I guess ERB is pro-"Die Hard is a Christmas movie"
I mean... Die Hard is a chrismas movie. "Now I have a machine gun, ho ho ho"
Check the behind the scenes video, they explain how for each of the characters they added certain musical effects to highlight each John
"A movie is a Christmas movie if you take Christmas out and the movie wouldn't work"
Die Hard only works because he was going back to see his kids for Christmas. Therefore its a Christmas movie.
@@randomlowe3553 But replace Christmas with any other family deadline and the movie still makes sense. If he was trying to get back to his family for Easter, a birthday or an anniversary it would literally not effect the plot at all. And since that deadline is the only real usage of Christmas in the film its not a Christmas film.
@@sebpaine9095 I mean, I see your point and it could be most other holidays (except for that fact it’s a Christmas party his wife’s at which I don’t think would’ve happened at many other holidays), I think while it COULDVE been any other holiday, it was Christmas. Just because it could’ve been something else doesn’t mean it’s no longer it’s a Christmas movie, it just means they happened to choice him going home for Christmas
So I’d say it is personally
They've always been good at sticking the landing on the characters they play., But this one was a level above all the rest in terms of making you forget they aren't actually John rambo, John McLain, and John Wick. They absolutely nailed it.
This is probably the best erb I have watched personally
"How about a little Hakuna Matata, Baba Yaga?" That is the most John McClane line I've ever heard.
P.S. The chest butter line gave me an asthma attack. Lmao 🤣🤣🤣
is this a glitch or does this comment with 670 likes not have any replies?
what chest butter means ?
@@hellatze I'm 90 percent sure it's talking about the fact that Rambo's chest is very shiny
@@Skibiditoiletsigma123 Weird, right? It's almost as if people can like something without saying anything.
its crazy that these guys being 40 now makes them look more like the characters they're playing.
Was that a insult or a compliment 😂😂
Wait...They're 40?????
2/3 of the people who actually played the characters they're playing in the video are twice their real life age 😂.
@@dread1262 nice peter is 42 and epicloydd is 44
@@dread1262 yeah its weird to think about but ERB started when they were already 30 something
I absolutely loved this battle. Wick comes out of nowhere just dropping disses on both. This has savage lines also. “McClanes family Christmas”, “Hairline”/ “Steve Erkel’s neighbor”, and the “Shaft” lines were brutal. Best ERB I saw in a while and easily now one of my top 3 favorites.
3:36 🤣🤣🤣 Just saw his movie with these PTSD scenes
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!
"How about a little Hakuna Matata, Baba Yaga?" That is the most John McClane line I've ever heard.
P.S. The chest butter line gave me an asthma attack. Lmao
I went weak at the Compound Bow line. 🤣
Masterpiece. Such a smooth flow.
Best flow: John Wick
Best disses: John McClane
Best portrayal: John Rambo
Overall winner: John
@@floofles9473 To me, Wick's flow was buttery. That's not saying McClane's flow was bad, but I believe that overall, Wick has better flow. That's also not to say that Wick has no disses, which isn't true. I just think McClane's were either a) funnier or b) harder hitting.
overall loser: Mujahiden
Jon Taffer vs Steve Wilkos vs Les Gold
@@logangibson1571 ?????
Fax
McClane: "Jesus Christ asshole! Whattaya doing?"
My brain: "You got hitched to the female version of Patrick Ewing!"
Same💀💀
Man, the more I come back to this one the more I come to appreciate Rambo's part. The music, the voice, the bars. All of it.
TELL EM
The first real triple threat battle and has Zach in it. Okay, no need to spoil me for Christmas ERB team
Love you Skyler. Look forward to the reaction
@@ERB Next time, can you do John Ritter vs. Don Knotts?
@@ERB Please do John Ritter, the star of THREE'S COMPANY vs. Don Knotts from THE ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW. Please?
@@HuskyDog88 They would have to explain who those people were for half their audience.
@@robloughrey John Ritter, the star of Three's Company, and Don Knotts, who did Barney Fife in The Andy Griffith Show.
love how McClane's got the christmas beat, Wick the tactical-sounding synth beat, and Rambo the aggressive tense beat
Rambo got that Goldsmith intensity.
Nice catch! I had to go back and listen to it again after seeing your comment.
I already pointed this out.
But I guess you said it louder
when rambo’s verse starts..its the instrumental of the beginning of first blood..nice touch
Aren't all three movies set during Christmas? I know Die Hard and Rambo are. Tho I have never seen any of them.
Haven’t seen this comment yet so imma just say the “I’m thinking your expendable” line is a good double. Considering Stallone and Willis both appear in the Expendables movie series. Basically Wick is saying both of them are washed up while he is still in his prime.
Watched this too many times to only just now notice that the mini-McClanes had their own shadows. Nifty detail work.
Wick's voice was so on point. And not only ERB is back, but they've brought Sherwin as well!
I can really hear keanu there. . Awesome
had to wonder why zach seemed to drop off the map.
@@jorgey4 he's still a co-writer on most ERBs
@@jorgey4 I think he's been writing for most of them. I've heard his signature style of lyric-writing here and there. But it's awesome to see him on the screen today after a while!
"All your kids still have 'decent dad' on their wishlist." That one was brutal.
The only thing getting ruined is mclane family christmas
Whoa! Rambo's droppin' bombs in his flows.
@@HeysStuff Did your pals in the Taliban help you write those?
@@LizzieourWorld Those were mujahideen, there's a difference
The Taliban formed in the 90's, when you fell off with a vengeance
@@THETRUENEOCHAOS hey! who the f*** asked you, dog pound? why don't you go lock your mouth in a hole in the ground
Truth be told, this may be one of the best lyrical performances out of the whole lot. McClane opening is absurdly good ,entire thing is perfectly in character, pure brilliance.
wow just wow. I used to not like this one because i didnt know anything about the 3 but holy sh*t this is revolutionary
“Those were mujahideen, there’s a difference. The taliban formed in the 90s when you fell off with a vengeance.”
Straight. FIRE!
🔥🔥🔥
Political accuracy with a side of BURN! I LOVE IT!
I liked Die Hard with a Vengeance. Definitely better than Die Hard 2
@@CyberNut930 true, Sam Jackson and Bruce Willis in NYC is better than a random hijacker in an airport tbh. There was more action and memorable moments in Die Hard 3 for me.
@@CyberNut930 I love the whole trilogy, and liked Live Free. Good Day was just... ugh.
“Does your lip hang low? Does it wobble to and fro?”
Mad Barney bars 0:45
The last tight thing you slid in was an air vent. KILLER
Best delivery of catchphrase: McClane
Would win an actual brawl: Rambo
Would win an actual gunfight: Wick
Rap Battle winner: John
you wildin John won not John or John
actually the winner would be John
Your all wrong, John would obviously win
I'm not so sure John has pretty good chances as well.
John had one of the best disses and best flows in the season
You know it's gonna be a good one when you see Zach Sherwin
Agreed, his rhyme schemes are impeccable
I surely missed him in these! Great to see him in this.
@@NadeTheFun "Bitcoin? No. Hitcoin? Certainly, I'll but you both in tombs, call it cryptocurrency".
Lost my ever loving shit. Love ERB, but Zach Sherwin is at such a different level that you can always tell which lines he's written. The flow and structure is just otherworldly.
@@Ryan-nm8pw you can really tell which lines he wrote in every rap battle he's in
he's quite literally the best ERB actor
My dad got me heavily into Die Hard and Rambo when I was younger and this battle truly hits different for me. Easily one of my favorite battles of all time. ERB truly is one of my favorite things to look forward to and rewatch no matter how much time passes.
This is such an absolute banger from start to finish. More gold than the briefcase under Wick's floor.
The first ERB that justifies having subtitles. There’s no way I would’ve gotten through Rambo’s verse without’em.
100% true. Respect to Peter for rapping in Stallone slur. Commit!
It's easier for me to read than hear words -- my HEARING is fine, my brain just finds it hard to process speech when there's any sort of background noise -- so I was automatically reading the subtitles, and I didn't even REALIZE it was hard to follow, since I got all the words from what was written, until I read your comment. Then I went back and watched it again, and huh, it IS pretty badly slurred.
I’ve seen this like 20 times and only just realized the absurdity of a Mexican stand off with an RPG
M.A.D mutually assured destruction 😂
Well, Rambo is from the 80's, that is like standard procedure for him
Nah, it's an RPG-7 which uses a directed shaped charge and not just a 'fireball explosion', so 2 of them might survive
Yeah, like NavyVet said, it's a situation of M.A.D
WTF cabron.
Damn the dj got this beat on fire 🔥
This is the erb that made me watch all these franchises
And what a journey because they've become some of my absolute favorites
“Only one to go 3 chapters without sucking” That one line I knew John Wick was going for the kill 😂.
The first 3 Die Hards were good, and Rambo redeemed the franchise with 4
Yeah.
k.
John McClane: Best disses
John Wick: Best flow
John Rambo: Best acting
Yup
made my day :D
Overall winner: Pompey
@@kaizoisevil💀
@@kaizoisevilpompey always wins
I love the “But you’re acting falls flatter than the Hans GRUUBER” line
Mad they didn't get moist critikal in on this smh
That would've been awesome
They take months to produce these. I doubt Charlie had the time seeing how he releases a 20 minute video on the daily.
@@tremendousyeet3467 I'm not losing hope maybe someday lmao
"Only thing getting ruined is McClane family Christmas, All your kids still have "decent dad" on their wish-list."
Easily one of the best disses ever.
Ok
Yup.
Yeah, I found that one hilarious
It was probably the funniest most brutal line. Think about it, he went after his family. How do you recover that when you know he's not lying.
that crypto line was genius
This is the Christmas gift we didn't deserve but one we Definitely needed....
Oh yeah.
k.
for reals i've been waiting for this one for a long time
Im surprised they still post. Been watching since 2010, it’s crazy the dedication they have
Amen
It's really been 2 years, huh? I swear these videos should be sold in supermarkets, because they just don't get old and expire. Thanks for doing what you do guys.
Goddamn that one line hits hard: "You less survival knife. You more survival wife"
I wanna say Wick won but damn if McClane didn't get in consistently hard shots. Rambo's "decent dad" was a mortal hit though.
McClane crushed it, dont know even his flows seemed better
I want to say:
John Mcclane: best costume
John wick: best flow
John Rambo: best attitude
Winner: John
@@Goku-hw7bq nah I think John won
@@memetos9375 wdym John clearly destroyed John and John
@@Beatbod yea I agree, John got a flawless victory
“Best costume” lol that is lame
"I'm thinking I'm back and I'm thinking you're expendable" might be my favorite line from this whole thing
Okay I needed that, I'm glad you exist @ERB!
3:09 you know you've listened to ERB too many times when after McClane says, "what are you doing?"
your brain finishes it as, "you got hitched to the female version of Patrick Ewing!"
Nostalgia at its finest
Happens to me A LOT
Annie Oakley VS Calamity Jane
Oh man, I'm not the only one!
Literally me. LOL
I’m reasonably sure that if they all fought each other for real all three would come out alive and there would be a massive pile of bodies from everyone who got in the way.
I would totally pay to see that movie though
What surprised me was no John 117 cameo to finish them all off because that’s what I was expecting
Maybe in the next Expendables movie.
@@hypnosive if hey were in a forest rambo’s sneaky ass would win. Otherwise Wick would.
This is an absolute classic, love it.
Still holding out for Voldemort vs Darth Sidious.
They should have Sidious vs Sauron vs Voldemort, a theee way like this between the three cinematic dark lords
Shoutout to the costume team. I swear if I didn't see this was ERB, I would have thought I was seeing the actual John McClane
Zach, not only did you nail the rap, you perfectly imitated all of John Wicks tempo, movements, and ticks. Absolutely beautiful.
100%
Rapping WHILE doing a Keanu impression!? Gold
Thanks guys
The voice was all wrong though.
I like his internal rhynes too. Totally nailed it
@@josephwinborne3620 what? lol whatever man
Prologue:
All right, I guess I'll be the one to draw First Blood.
Or maybe you could draw an audience to see any of your new movies.
Come out to the coast; we'll have a few laughs. Sounds sweet!
But no, I'm stuck here with these two jerkweeds,
About to kick their ass with bare feet! Argyle, drop the beat!
John McClane:
I'll set it off like the top of Nakatomi!
Need a fire hose to swing on you; you're both so below me!
I haven't stopped killing it since Karl's brother, Tony,
And I got your detonators right here, blow me! (Oops!)
Ship your booby traps home, Rambo,
'Cause you'll never take the W without the P and O!
Does your lip hang low? Does it wobble to and fro?
Can you string that shit up on your compound bow?
And lighten up, Wick, with your brooding saga.
How about a little hakuna matata, Baba Yaga?
You got the trousers tapered and the watch, Bucherer,
But your acting falls flatter than the Hans Gruber!
Leave the underground coin game to Mario Brothers.
And John, Bubbe, what the fuck's with the chest butter?
That bandolier looks heavy as shit!
I'm like this prick's ring finger: only need one clip!
C'mon! I been sharp as shattered glass since the late '80s,
And like your late pup, I'll leave you pushing up daisies!
Less is more, boys; that's my advice!
You, less survival knife; you, more survival wife!
John Wick:
…Ooh.
I'm gonna need a dinner reservation for two.
John Wick, I'm efficient and lean.
A proficient, professional killing machine!
Underworld overachiever looking dapper as I'm bucking.
Only one of us to go three chapters without sucking.
Between your elevator and the mine where you were trapped,
You're such wieners, I should call you both John Shaft.
I craft rhymes with pencils, then jam 'em in necks,
So I'm not vexed by vets flexing 'roid-injected pecs!
Being excommunicado wasn't more than I could handle,
So I think I can withstand an excremental ex-commando!
And this sad, broken dad-joking popo is no foe
For the hurt-you-oh-so-bad virtuoso!
Ho ho ho to quivers and bows. I'm delivering blows,
And when they land, it won't help to make fists with your toes!
Bitcoin? No. Hitcoin? Certainly.
I'll put you two in tombs, call it cryptocurrency.
Obey your superior like good cops and soldiers.
Raven, Roy, you're done. Over.
John Rambo:
Nothing is over! Nothing! You just don't turn it off!
Unless... it's one of your movies. In which case… I just turn it off! Huh!
When I rip off my shirt and start swinging my stick swords,
I'm hotter than the suicide girls on your switchboards!
My headband's red, but I've got no love for commies!
And no juice was used to produce these armies!
Your High Table rules don't apply to this conflict!
I'll finish you right in the lobby! Mission accomplished!
McClane! South is where your marriage went!
The last tight thing you slid in was an air vent!
They used to say you were a handsome crusader.
Too bad your hairline couldn't be saved by Steve Urkel's neighbor. Oh!
I slip into the jungle, disappear like a ghost,
Then ding! I pop up hot behind ya like toast!
I seek peace, but I'm packing Parabellum.
I was trained to be the very best soldier boy! Tell 'em!
I'll blast an RPG through NYPD's guts!
Simon Says you can PTSDeez nuts!
John McClane:
Jesus Christ, asshole! Whattaya doing?
This is not some Saturday morning cartoon for you to ruin!
John Rambo:
The only thing getting ruined is McClane family Christmas!
All your kids still have "decent dad" on their wishlist!
John McClane:
Whoa! Rambo's droppin' bombs in his flows!
Did your pals in the Taliban help you write those?
John Wick:
Those were mujahideen; there's a difference.
The Taliban formed in the '90s, when you fell off with a vengeance.
John McClane:
Hey! Who the fuck asked you, dog pound?
Why don't you go lock your mouth in a hole in the ground?
John Rambo:
Hole! Lock!! Arghhhhgh!!!
John Wick:
You're both a funeral suit away from presentable.
I'm thinking I'm back, and I'm thinking you're expendable!
John McClane:
You wanna Die Hard? Well, today's a good day!
Let's go, motherfuckers! Yippee-ki-yay!
DIE HARD is a Christmas Movie!!!!!
Wick had the best flow,
Rambo had the best in-character delivery,
McClane just went for the kill...
The delivery of "Nothing is over, nothing, you just don't turn it off" and "I'm thinking I'm back" we're perfect. Like it was straight from the films.
yeah as much as it isn’t a good rap line. it’s still my favorite
Also the yipee-ki-yay
Those references made me crack a smile
We're perfect?
The I'm thinking I'm back line has me wanting to watch the series over again holy fucc