SNIPER VS WIDOWMAKER RAP BATTLE by JT Music (Overwatch vs TF2)

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  • @Titanfall2_fan.mp4
    @Titanfall2_fan.mp4 2 года назад +3239

    The line "I don't need equipment, I use instinct. You're a glorified wall-hack but I can think." Hits hard because widowmaker has venom mines as anti-flank equipment while sniper has to use his hearing to avoid being flanked.

    • @AMBATUKAMceo
      @AMBATUKAMceo Год назад +198

      Like a real sniper

    • @SkeletonBoiiiii
      @SkeletonBoiiiii Год назад +78

      or the razorback

    • @Nostroman_Praetor
      @Nostroman_Praetor Год назад +72

      ​@@SkeletonBoiiiii *cough cough* Ambassador

    • @SkeletonBoiiiii
      @SkeletonBoiiiii Год назад +27

      @@Nostroman_Praetor
      a sniper that isnt alone

    • @caliber5302
      @caliber5302 Год назад +77

      *hears the decloak noise, doorhinge creaking as I turn around and swap to my melee*

  • @thequietone7945
    @thequietone7945 Год назад +1980

    “Take notes amelie, I’ve been around a lot longer.”
    that line hits so hard, he murdered that

    • @hiroshell7973
      @hiroshell7973 Год назад +92

      Continued..
      HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?
      A true sniper knows their target. (Bang)

    • @JonathanToolonie
      @JonathanToolonie Год назад +27

      It's like a Sydney Huntsman vs a Black Widow.

    • @vulture6068
      @vulture6068 Год назад +13

      Know thy enemy

    • @MeaTargett-du3jw
      @MeaTargett-du3jw Год назад +27

      Bros not even that old, but he has so much more experience and skill due to growing up in Australia and having no fancy equipment

    • @fdsfgdhertek8760
      @fdsfgdhertek8760 9 месяцев назад +4

      1k like

  • @nearinglight9357
    @nearinglight9357 4 года назад +4118

    widowmaker: my rifle can charge twice fast
    sniper: laughs in 10 headshotted bazaar bargain

    • @Doncroft1
      @Doncroft1 4 года назад +77

      The definition of situational.

    • @hunterbear2421
      @hunterbear2421 4 года назад +146

      @@Doncroft1 i love that because it charges so fast you can full charge body shot in 1 second

    • @luisamarkin9943
      @luisamarkin9943 4 года назад +21

      i mian the thing and when your on a roll the reload is just perfect

    • @luisamarkin9943
      @luisamarkin9943 4 года назад +6

      main

    • @Internet_No_Body
      @Internet_No_Body 4 года назад +14

      @@Doncroft1 what got you so mad? Last time I saw someone this offended was a furry in the comment section of an anti-furry shitpost.

  • @thetabo8648
    @thetabo8648 Год назад +623

    "Takes notes Amelie - I've been around a lot longer" is such a damn cold line, mainly cuz OW always takes pride in being the "update". He actually reversed it against her

    • @Thatguy5606
      @Thatguy5606 Год назад +35

      Although somewhat ironic, in that Widowmaker was one of the few OW characters to *not* make a big deal about his age (she more bragged about having the better gear).

    • @xplusfminus6736
      @xplusfminus6736 11 месяцев назад

      Beware the old man in the profession where people die young

    • @C0ZMIK5K1TTL35
      @C0ZMIK5K1TTL35 6 месяцев назад +11

      @@Thatguy5606 That and hes only 28 in game and in his 30's in the comics.

    • @That-Guy6676
      @That-Guy6676 Месяц назад +2

      5:13 here

    • @somethingstupid3415
      @somethingstupid3415 Месяц назад +1

      Guess that update was bombed

  • @idress8340
    @idress8340 4 года назад +1973

    “My rifle can charge twice as fast”
    Bazaar bargain: Am I a joke to you?

    • @arb1ter993
      @arb1ter993 3 года назад +74

      Quickscoping: am I a joke to you?

    • @razdas9708
      @razdas9708 3 года назад +54

      Huntsman and Sydney sleeper: am I a joke to you

    • @gmailquinn
      @gmailquinn 3 года назад +4

      Hitmenheatmaker

    • @bluesteel1199
      @bluesteel1199 3 года назад +25

      Classic: AHEM

    • @agniteyt
      @agniteyt 3 года назад +22

      **Laughs in 10 Headshots**

  • @javelinf61
    @javelinf61 5 лет назад +2484

    Widowmaker: Can climb up walls
    Sniper: *Slid across a few windows almost naked*

  • @Mayhamster818
    @Mayhamster818 3 года назад +3573

    “I can feel your pain. Still hate you though.”
    Professionals have standards.

    • @_theknighthawk_7018
      @_theknighthawk_7018 2 года назад +83

      *laughs in huntsman*

    • @Purple_Lego_stud
      @Purple_Lego_stud Год назад +123

      Be polite
      Be efficient
      Have a plan to crush every spider you meet

    • @topacific836
      @topacific836 Год назад +45

      ​@@Purple_Lego_stud Especially Australian spider

    • @hiroshell7973
      @hiroshell7973 Год назад +26

      And French spiders too!

    • @coffesauce9262
      @coffesauce9262 Год назад +18

      "all because i covered you with a jar of piss"
      you sure he does?

  • @Moss_Dude
    @Moss_Dude 2 года назад +1268

    Honestly the biggest line here that nobody talks about is when Sniper refers to her using her real name. That's like a deep threat coming from him.

    • @laurawolfsong3607
      @laurawolfsong3607 Год назад +163

      It also shows that he knows more about her than she does him, she refers to him as "William" which isn't his real name so most likely she knows him by an alias only whereas he knows her real name.

    • @Moss_Dude
      @Moss_Dude Год назад +186

      @@laurawolfsong3607 No that line was making a reference to "William Tell," that thing about shooting an apple on someone's head with a bow and arrow. "William Tell" me how you like them "apples."

    • @laurawolfsong3607
      @laurawolfsong3607 Год назад +62

      @@Moss_Dude ohh I didn't know that, thank you for the correction! :)

    • @daanstrik4293
      @daanstrik4293 Год назад +50

      @@laurawolfsong3607 But she also knows his parents strongly dislike his profession. So she's far from unaware of his personal life.
      I still think sniper wins the verbal duel. But not for this reason

    • @user-Delta117
      @user-Delta117 Год назад +76

      ​@@daanstrik4293he said before that that his parents never cared for it, he gives her that info.

  • @whostolztacookie4440
    @whostolztacookie4440 4 года назад +5040

    Widowmaker: Brags about being futuristic
    Sniper: *Slowly pulls out jarate*

  • @300IQPrower
    @300IQPrower 5 лет назад +2171

    “All tech and no talent....take notes Amelie I’ve been around a lot longer.”
    I’ve heard of a last second victory but christ that was more like a last second domination

    • @zaidenosborn1114
      @zaidenosborn1114 4 года назад +23

      I still won

    • @theaddictive6830
      @theaddictive6830 4 года назад +98

      @@zaidenosborn1114 nope

    • @ryanrainey1254
      @ryanrainey1254 4 года назад +44

      Win DENIED

    • @ryanrainey1254
      @ryanrainey1254 4 года назад +57

      Sniper won

    • @sadvlad1015
      @sadvlad1015 4 года назад +38

      it was "you can all line up for a headshot conga...... take notes Amelie i've been around a lot longer" anyways true

  • @Pight
    @Pight 2 года назад +625

    Snipers last line legit gives me chills every time I hear it. In one sentence he shows how much more experience he has and in my opinion won the match.

  • @santinosicilia3332
    @santinosicilia3332 5 лет назад +3756

    Widowmaker: I got futurisc things.
    Sniper: i got a jar of piss!

    • @boarhatfisher9701
      @boarhatfisher9701 5 лет назад +25

      Yep

    • @foxydash9992
      @foxydash9992 5 лет назад +55

      Santino Sicilia don’t forget the fucking medieval boe

    • @thedootlord
      @thedootlord 5 лет назад +16

      And yet the pea in a jar
      Is before than modern tec warfare

    • @ferdijohanniskamagi
      @ferdijohanniskamagi 5 лет назад +11

      Also a piss injection/injecting sniper

    • @pepperbyte8438
      @pepperbyte8438 5 лет назад +27

      Jack Sparrow: I've got a jar of dirt!

  • @doopdoopdopdop7424
    @doopdoopdopdop7424 4 года назад +8346

    Sniper’s Australian/New Zealandish. He’s dealt with bigger spiders.

    • @djkaibaxter419
      @djkaibaxter419 4 года назад +517

      We certainly do mate.

    • @starrie.2242
      @starrie.2242 4 года назад +298

      i agree to this statement

    • @niania7038
      @niania7038 4 года назад +234

      And that big loaf of bread

    • @Doncroft1
      @Doncroft1 4 года назад +98

      Any of those "spiders" able to kill him from across the map and see him through walls?

    • @gj6012
      @gj6012 4 года назад +343

      @@Doncroft1 actually the spiders from Australia/New Zealand are better than Widowmaker At sniping

  • @evqn5237
    @evqn5237 2 года назад +493

    "Take notes, Amelie - I've been around a lot longer." That part gives me goosebumps

    • @Gamertag3608
      @Gamertag3608 2 года назад +10

      One of the most badass lines from the chad sniper

    • @evqn5237
      @evqn5237 2 года назад +10

      @@Gamertag3608 chad sniper vs chadn’t widowmaker

    • @Gamertag3608
      @Gamertag3608 2 года назад +2

      @@evqn5237 yes

    • @isaiaholaru5013
      @isaiaholaru5013 Год назад +2

      ​@@evqn5237 Widow :
      Relies on tech
      Is overconfident in her abilities as a result
      Is just aimbot and wall hacks
      Makes Widows, but doesn't make skill.

    • @evqn5237
      @evqn5237 Год назад +2

      @@isaiaholaru5013 she’s a widow herself 😭

  • @chickencurry420
    @chickencurry420 2 года назад +206

    "When you knock on death's door, I'm the one who answers" is unironically such a badass line

    • @Russian_Maniac
      @Russian_Maniac Год назад +5

      I am the one who knocks Amelie

    • @ItsGreenHerring
      @ItsGreenHerring Год назад +4

      @@Russian_Maniac WHAATTATTATATAT im the one who knocks mundy

    • @weedGato
      @weedGato 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@Russian_Maniacyou mean knocks up

  • @jorgundom
    @jorgundom 4 года назад +601

    Sniper: “I’ll make ya dance, ya snotty little nance, your nothin but a show pony let me see ya prance!”
    Love those lines

    • @rejvaik00
      @rejvaik00 3 года назад +37

      "I don't need equipment I use instinct,"
      "You're a "glorified "wall hack _but _*_I CAN THINK!_* "
      Doubled down on the destruction

    • @ArmoredLyonell
      @ArmoredLyonell 3 года назад

      @@rejvaik00 Yesss!!

    • @thegappleknight3910
      @thegappleknight3910 3 года назад

      The whole song is my favorite

    • @rafarokicki8596
      @rafarokicki8596 3 года назад +1

      My favorite part here is the chorus.

    • @yamatoclassbattleship
      @yamatoclassbattleship 3 года назад

      @@rejvaik00 ''Quick scoping works when I'm dishing out the crits, all because I covered you with a jug of piss.'' MMMM Piss

  • @rylanwalters5180
    @rylanwalters5180 4 года назад +5251

    Best flow: widowmaker
    Best disses: sniper
    Winner: sniper’s parents

    • @Bringerofthend
      @Bringerofthend 4 года назад +80

      ouch

    • @martinsvec1851
      @martinsvec1851 4 года назад +105

      Which ones

    • @stove1592
      @stove1592 4 года назад +97

      This is the case for most of the 9 battles except for the engi vs torb one. Engi nailed that one

    • @feelinghollow9508
      @feelinghollow9508 4 года назад +16

      They always win...

    • @ciprianocanda9405
      @ciprianocanda9405 4 года назад +50

      @@feelinghollow9508 cause classic has standards

  • @3_outof_4
    @3_outof_4 4 года назад +3938

    Sniper's last line brings a lot of perspective to their actual role in the games. A true assassin would know every detail about their target. The fact he knows the Widowmakers real name shows he basically knew his opponent more than they knew him and metaphorically, was crossing her name off the hitlist. Winning line in my opinion.

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 3 года назад +285

      It is often said that, to defeat your enemy, you must know your enemy

    • @idotic_kid
      @idotic_kid 3 года назад +107

      2:57 Widowmaker calls sniper "William". (don't think that's his name tho but idk)

    • @pug8714
      @pug8714 2 года назад +238

      @@idotic_kid his name is mundy

    • @darthvader2299
      @darthvader2299 2 года назад +126

      @@idotic_kid it’s not she’s not even a good enough sniper she didn’t even know his real name is mun-de

    • @jackofalltrades6129
      @jackofalltrades6129 2 года назад +288

      @@idotic_kid That line was a play on William Tell, who's the reason for that infamous apple on the head trick, hence the pun "So William Tell me, how you like them apples?"

  • @MeestahreL
    @MeestahreL 2 года назад +1549

    Fun fact:
    Since all the characters from TF2 are _A LEAST_ have a tie with their Overwatch counterparts, AND all of them are from the _past_ (from Overwatch's perspective), then that means that Mercs are a lot more skilled, since they can make up for the lack of fancy gadgets with their knowledge and skill.

    • @trickstab7903
      @trickstab7903 2 года назад +156

      Tf2 takes place in around 1968, so technically still the past for our standards aswell

    • @somethingstupid3415
      @somethingstupid3415 2 года назад +95

      But they also have advanced tech so far into the future that they seem like from centuries sent to the past,hell even past overwatch standards,but still rely on their skills and expertise to kill each other,So their a mixture of natural skill and godlike talent.This just puts some salt in the wound of overwatch.

    • @alexandrerosas5269
      @alexandrerosas5269 2 года назад +40

      Always fear the old man where the Young die

    • @bum116
      @bum116 2 года назад +57

      May I remind you each talent
      Scout is a skinny speedster with a baseball bat
      Soldier is a crazy rocket man with high endurance and coordination (rocket jumping)
      Pyro is well... pyro
      Demoman is a skilled explosive marksman with a haunted eye and sword with a soul and alcoholic blood
      Heavy is family man and minigun (HE HAS ACTUAL FAMILY)
      Engie is the smartest and sane one with 11 PhDs
      Medic is a psycho with homemade medigun and medicine + poison
      Sniper is the calm, collected sharpshooter and new zelander (he got shot into austraila from new zeland rocket)
      And..
      Spy is scouts dad (not tom jones that was a disguise)

    • @Blue_BrickGuy
      @Blue_BrickGuy 2 года назад +15

      @@bum116 he can also stop someones heart with a tiny stab in the back apperently

  • @quitequeerquesadilla
    @quitequeerquesadilla 3 года назад +2182

    “All the while you’ve been honing your survival skills”
    Sniper, surviving in the incredibly deadly Australia of TF2’s universe all by himself: That supposed to be an insult?

    • @mywither7878
      @mywither7878 3 года назад +23

      XD

    • @EripmavsDYraid
      @EripmavsDYraid 3 года назад +85

      I mean he did get nearly blasted to death in the comics, but he survived via medic reviving him.
      Edit: I GET IT. HE WAS REVIVED. WHAT DO YOU THINK I MEANT BY NEARLY?

    • @persontheguyman223
      @persontheguyman223 3 года назад +15

      @@EripmavsDYraid he did die, he just got revived

    • @Hugo-yz1vb
      @Hugo-yz1vb 3 года назад +10

      @@EripmavsDYraid He died, and then he survived like it was nothing

    • @beartheconfused6798
      @beartheconfused6798 2 года назад +22

      @@Hugo-yz1vb well I mean that sounds more like a point for medic not sniper lol
      But his reaction was pretty calm despite… whatever the heck medic did to his body…
      The best we heard was an animals urinary track and pigeon blood:/

  • @Froggyman145
    @Froggyman145 4 года назад +3947

    "Take notes, Amelie-I've been around a lot longer."
    Fear the old man in a profession where men die young.

  • @janicenoble732
    @janicenoble732 4 года назад +3417

    Sniper: “I’m the one with standards” also sniper: *throws jars of piss at people*

  • @erob9446
    @erob9446 4 года назад +7388

    Widowmaker: Hot French accent
    Sniper: Australian ASMR

  • @JoyOfCreativeService
    @JoyOfCreativeService 3 года назад +1658

    I like how it's fairly obvious that they actually care about the lore of both the games. I don't know much about Widowmaker, but I learned something new just from this song, and I appreciated that line about how Mundy's technically from New Zealand.

    • @code066funkinbird3
      @code066funkinbird3 2 года назад +21

      Yes death battle about widowmaker tho I bet sniper is awesome

    • @gustavonaka
      @gustavonaka 2 года назад +7

      ActHyuaLly eIt is mun-dee

    • @thetaaaa
      @thetaaaa 2 года назад +44

      @@gustavonaka I mean his birth name is Mun-Dee, but the name given to him by his Australian parents is Mick Mundy. Since it's what he grew up with and be doesn't remember New Zealand, I think he'd probably identify more with the latter name. Although it is funny that the name his birth parents gave him is almost identical to the surname his adoptive parents gave him

    • @Obi-Wan_Kenobi62
      @Obi-Wan_Kenobi62 2 года назад +12

      Only thing you need to know about widow is that she’s the most savage overwatch character in the roster. If her sharpshooter skills don’t kill you her voice-lines will ☠️

    • @trulyvortex
      @trulyvortex Год назад

      @@Obi-Wan_Kenobi62 don’t forget the hottest AND the hottest voice, but ofc she cant suprass MONKE😫

  • @avanicholls2464
    @avanicholls2464 4 года назад +3639

    Widowmaker: Edgy, looks cool in scenes, has super tech stuff
    Sniper: Basic, great character persona, doesn't rely on fancy tech, the OG sniper

    • @bat6684
      @bat6684 3 года назад +141

      I feel like if the entire tf2 team has future techs, they’ll be better than all the tf2 classes combined.

    • @TR33ZY_CRTM
      @TR33ZY_CRTM 3 года назад +42

      Also Widomaker: a victim of Rule 34

    • @bennimodlover130
      @bennimodlover130 3 года назад +84

      and yet i am way more scared for a tf2 sniper bot than for any widowmaker bots,soooooooooooo yea

    • @ryguy4465
      @ryguy4465 3 года назад +11

      @@bennimodlover130 I'd be a lot more scared of Bastion bots.

    • @bennimodlover130
      @bennimodlover130 3 года назад +6

      @@ryguy4465 uf you say so, i kinda only had a bastion bot once, so i might have the wrong impression.

  • @aafifahhh
    @aafifahhh 5 лет назад +1843

    roadhog vs pyro
    intense mumbling and
    rude hand gestures

    • @comicsansstudio7449
      @comicsansstudio7449 5 лет назад +74

      I agree, but instead we were given Pyro vs Mei 😖

    • @robbiebarnett362
      @robbiebarnett362 5 лет назад +62

      Should of done pyro vs bastion a scisofrentic manic monster vs a monster robot with ptsd

    • @comicsansstudio7449
      @comicsansstudio7449 5 лет назад +35

      @InfiniteProwers But none of the other rap battles were counter parts. Sniper vs sniper, speedster vs speedster, infiltrator vs infiltrator, muscle vs muscle, healer vs healer. It dosent make sense to have only one of them as counterparts. Roadhog vs Pyro just makes more sense.

    • @comicsansstudio7449
      @comicsansstudio7449 5 лет назад +8

      @InfiniteProwers Inspired by tf2? Tf2 is literally in the title of the video. If ur talking about Overwatch, they have nothing to do with the rap battles aside from its characters being in them. Pat and Skull decides which characters are used and RoadHog makes more sense than Mei.

    • @darkohunter5739
      @darkohunter5739 5 лет назад +16

      @@comicsansstudio7449 they did pyro and mei because they are both equally hated by their community because w+m1 from them both

  • @PybroLuv3syu
    @PybroLuv3syu 3 года назад +720

    In the comics. Snipers adoptive parents are proud of his job

    • @code066funkinbird3
      @code066funkinbird3 2 года назад +30

      As a Filipino I want kind of parents like that

    • @MementoMary
      @MementoMary 2 года назад +7

      @@code066funkinbird3 same

    • @code066funkinbird3
      @code066funkinbird3 2 года назад +9

      @@MementoMary I mean I barely punch my parent before out of mistake

    • @MementoMary
      @MementoMary 2 года назад +11

      @@code066funkinbird3 Nah what I'm talking about is I want them to accept me for being me- like being kinda boyish

    • @code066funkinbird3
      @code066funkinbird3 2 года назад +7

      @@MementoMary so your a tomboy

  • @Natomon01
    @Natomon01 2 года назад +460

    If you were to put these two together:
    A. There would be a wedding
    B. There would be a funeral
    C. Both A & B

    • @umadbro2561
      @umadbro2561 2 года назад +19

      I died at "C" lmfao

    • @Future_sight_katakuri
      @Future_sight_katakuri Год назад +14

      C. Can't beat a set of the deadliest snipers on earth-

    • @kivere8181
      @kivere8181 Год назад +12

      I mean, her name IS Widowmaker so both would work

    • @SgtLiberty76
      @SgtLiberty76 Год назад +24

      They would have a wedding, get married, have an argument about how they take their targets out and the equipment they use, get divorced, then settle this with an old fashion 1v1.

    • @daikondotjpg
      @daikondotjpg Год назад +11

      What about snipers kangaroo wife?

  • @ansrfururactions
    @ansrfururactions 4 года назад +4112

    Widowmaker: "I'll haunt your dreams, unless you want me in them."
    The internet: *very poor choice of words.*

  • @lumadooma4766
    @lumadooma4766 5 лет назад +1890

    “Take notes Amelie I’ve been around a lot longer” oh my god lmao

    • @XFantasyking
      @XFantasyking 4 года назад +45

      Best line imo

    • @macenanoro826
      @macenanoro826 4 года назад +81

      The tone and delivery were what made it so impactful, credit to the songwriter and the vocalist, geez.

    • @spoon_tm4758
      @spoon_tm4758 4 года назад +47

      The TONE of that line was so MENACING, it was perfect.

    • @projectjavelin5948
      @projectjavelin5948 4 года назад +26

      And it’s right in terms of both game and lore, the game came earlier and in the lore, it takes place before the year overwatch does(I think)

    • @cmcphotography1
      @cmcphotography1 4 года назад +5

      The way he sounded too

  • @lukepraisner1327
    @lukepraisner1327 4 года назад +295

    When sniper said “take notes amelie I’ve been around a lot longer” i picture him have if his sniper resting on his shoulder and him tipping his hat.

  • @thebaron9405
    @thebaron9405 3 года назад +307

    Sniper is the personification of "fear the old where men die Young"

    • @barozukos7791
      @barozukos7791 Год назад +5

      He's 28 tho

    • @Vintenuthewizard
      @Vintenuthewizard Год назад +8

      ​@@barozukos7791but compared to widow and looking at the time both games take place sniper is like 70 yrs old to widow

    • @MeaTargett-du3jw
      @MeaTargett-du3jw Год назад +2

      Bro’s only 30 dawg

    • @oddcrafter1270
      @oddcrafter1270 10 месяцев назад

      @DrBrightsite19 I don't think that applies, given these are different universes.

    • @DuckwiththeSolver
      @DuckwiththeSolver 10 месяцев назад

      Ok but TF2 takes place in the 1970-80s

  • @tiredtom6427
    @tiredtom6427 3 года назад +825

    "Take notes Amelie - I've been around a lot longer"
    That. Gave me chills

    • @RainboTerror
      @RainboTerror 2 года назад

      He is a professional, and has a plan to kill everyone he meets.

    • @kingcamelot1395
      @kingcamelot1395 2 года назад +90

      You know what they say,
      "Respect and fear the old man, who's worked in a profession where men die young."

    • @LevonBlueoak
      @LevonBlueoak 2 года назад +43

      @@kingcamelot1395 which is ironic, since Sniper is the second-youngest merc. Makes that quote even more powerful, I suppose.

    • @eojamgil
      @eojamgil Год назад +3

      @@kingcamelot1395 can you explain what Sniper meant I don't get it

    • @TheGamer-wy6lc
      @TheGamer-wy6lc Год назад +35

      @@eojamgil a true assassin knows all details their target has. And sniper knew widow's real name, something that is super secret

  • @draforgg5594
    @draforgg5594 4 года назад +705

    1:36
    Literally every single one of the mercs: *schadenfreude*

    • @hawtdanger5256
      @hawtdanger5256 4 года назад +101

      Spy laughs in corner with his 10000$ custom tailored suit

    • @neiljasonvillagracia7407
      @neiljasonvillagracia7407 4 года назад +83

      Scout: laughs in valuable tom jones memorabilia

    • @X3H3X
      @X3H3X 4 года назад +19

      Wait hold up. Who made who cry? I need to search up on this...

    • @draforgg5594
      @draforgg5594 4 года назад +52

      @@X3H3X Heavy made the kid cry by 'accident' then gave that money to the kid as an apology. Wish heavy made me cry

    • @abowl5667
      @abowl5667 4 года назад +27

      WunderSchnell it’s in one of the Halloween comics where soldier brings kids to his teammates to give them candy

  • @pendrek280
    @pendrek280 4 года назад +2148

    "Take notes Amelie.Ive been around alot longer"
    " *Holy shit dude you killed her* "

    • @Starman062
      @Starman062 3 года назад +176

      “Fear the old man, where boys die young”

    • @leirbag1595
      @leirbag1595 3 года назад +162

      "Fear the old man in a profession where men die young."

    • @ricocarpenter2189
      @ricocarpenter2189 3 года назад +21

      He's not actually that much older than Widowmaker lmao

    • @7GamesUnlimited7
      @7GamesUnlimited7 3 года назад +79

      @@ricocarpenter2189 the line is about the games not the actual age

    • @ricocarpenter2189
      @ricocarpenter2189 3 года назад +12

      @@7GamesUnlimited7 The people in the replies make it seem like it is about his actual age

  • @lesterven1847
    @lesterven1847 Год назад +136

    One thing I never really achknowleged was that Widow's scope can see everything outside of it (Probably because of her goggles.) Then with Snipers you can only see what's in the scope. As fun as Widow is, Sniper actually takes more skill. He's the G

    • @therobotfish6715
      @therobotfish6715 Год назад +11

      As he said in the song
      "All tech and no talent"

    • @lesterven1847
      @lesterven1847 Год назад +2

      @@therobotfish6715 Indeed

    • @kichiroumitsurugi4363
      @kichiroumitsurugi4363 Месяц назад +1

      And also, Sniper is infinitely more oppressive in the hands of a good player

    • @lesterven1847
      @lesterven1847 Месяц назад

      @@kichiroumitsurugi4363 Absofuckinlutley agree

  • @TheLangenator
    @TheLangenator 6 лет назад +209

    I love how the beat of the track is a bolt-action rifle.

    • @gizmo2739
      @gizmo2739 6 лет назад +5

      TheLangenator yeah it sounds great

  • @ddthebreadslayer793
    @ddthebreadslayer793 5 лет назад +888

    Widowmaker: my rifle can charge up twice as fast.
    Bazaars Bargain with 8 headshots: laughs

    • @mirskiimusic
      @mirskiimusic 4 года назад +1

      So how is work going lately Red Leader,

    • @alexaturdisposal2617
      @alexaturdisposal2617 4 года назад +1

      very much true

    • @cmcphotography1
      @cmcphotography1 4 года назад +6

      WidowMaker: Gets in a Sniper Duel
      a Random Spy named Reeee: *Undisguise noises*

    • @ddthebreadslayer793
      @ddthebreadslayer793 4 года назад +2

      Oh hey. Work sucks as much as widowmaker does at sniping. But Tom... he sucks too.
      (In a good way)

    • @tokemon4525
      @tokemon4525 4 года назад +2

      Oh hi

  • @wicked50ltr1
    @wicked50ltr1 5 лет назад +506

    Widow maker: there is no were to run
    Sniper: throws a jar of piss at her and runs

    • @Rat_Fบcker
      @Rat_Fบcker 5 лет назад +10

      Sniper : My Frying pan says otherwise

    • @Rat_Fบcker
      @Rat_Fบcker 4 года назад +11

      She talk mad for someone in JARATE range

    • @damankymuse650
      @damankymuse650 4 года назад +3

      Throws jar of piss at her and smgs her into vapour

    • @cbgbjb5410
      @cbgbjb5410 4 года назад

      Sniper: Right back a you buckaroo

    • @bruhmoment7215
      @bruhmoment7215 4 года назад +2

      Widowmaker: *DISGUSTANG D:

  • @BeautyXTwisted
    @BeautyXTwisted 2 года назад +430

    I love how aggressive she gets after he brings up her late husband. It was Talon and she was merely the weapon, but he couldn’t know that.

    • @wMw-wx9hs
      @wMw-wx9hs Год назад +27

      thak you,finally someone how brougth widomaker lore out

    • @hiroshell7973
      @hiroshell7973 Год назад +44

      I mean given he knew her name, he probably did know,

    • @wolftamer5463
      @wolftamer5463 Год назад +46

      @@hiroshell7973Considering he literally said “a wasted investment by the terrorists at Talon” I think he %100 knew that she was turned into a weapon and said that even with an entire organization behind her turning her into the perfect weapon she was still sub par.

    • @galiciatheguy4002
      @galiciatheguy4002 Год назад +22

      A real assassin knows everything about their target, Sniper is a *professional*

    • @MeaTargett-du3jw
      @MeaTargett-du3jw Год назад +11

      I bet he knew but was just trying to rub salt in the wound. Classic Sniper

  • @immobilizedrock368
    @immobilizedrock368 5 лет назад +546

    "Talk about talent I've been counting kills"
    Sniper: *brings out Hale's own rifle*

    • @malakaicarter1191
      @malakaicarter1191 5 лет назад +18

      It's Hales own on all of his equipment

    • @Rat_Fบcker
      @Rat_Fบcker 5 лет назад +31

      Hale's own Australium Sniper rifle : 42,069 kills

    • @SilverGamingFI
      @SilverGamingFI 4 года назад +20

      @@Rat_Fบcker now he has 69,420 kills on it

    • @rinor4040
      @rinor4040 4 года назад +2

      Hitler's own*

    • @SilverGamingFI
      @SilverGamingFI 4 года назад +2

      @@doser21 *SÄKKIJÄRVEN POLKKA INTENSIFIES*

  • @camoking3605
    @camoking3605 6 лет назад +4506

    *plays overwatch
    *picks widow
    *misses every shot
    *quits overwatch
    *plays tf2
    *picks sniper
    *misses every shot
    *equips huntsman

  • @crusader1290
    @crusader1290 4 года назад +243

    Widowmaker: "I have futuristic stuff."
    Sniper: "I got ya brains strewn a cross the floor. Take notes Amelie, I've been around a lot longer."

    • @Internet_No_Body
      @Internet_No_Body 4 года назад

      @landyn mcinerney what do you mean? Are you implying Im not meant to use a scoped m249 to roofcamp?

    • @xstep2955
      @xstep2955 3 года назад

      @@Internet_No_Body of course not you damned animal. You use a scoped M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher

    • @Internet_No_Body
      @Internet_No_Body 3 года назад

      @@xstep2955 *woooosh-*
      Thats the sound of several jokes flying over your head,one of them being mag-size related.

    • @smersmer1855
      @smersmer1855 3 года назад +1

      Pretty sure that Sniper is canonically younger than Widowmaker. While Widow is 33, Sniper is in his twenties.

    • @MrMoron-qn5rx
      @MrMoron-qn5rx 3 года назад

      @@smersmer1855 its about the games' age

  • @donquavioussquintillioncor2261
    @donquavioussquintillioncor2261 2 года назад +59

    4:51
    No cap the VA for sniper says this is his favorite line from the character

  • @oniemployee3437
    @oniemployee3437 5 лет назад +396

    "Takes notes amélie, I've been around a lot longer.." always sends chills down my spine.
    You may have two guns in one, but a Bolt-action packs the same punch if not more.

    • @americana_incarnate1717
      @americana_incarnate1717 5 лет назад +32

      A man who grows old in that profession is the most deadly.

    • @nnoav
      @nnoav 4 года назад +5

      5:13

    • @yeetmcgeet9998
      @yeetmcgeet9998 4 года назад +3

      If she tries to shoot her sniper in full auto. The wall behind you is the perfect canvas

    • @snobdogg5095
      @snobdogg5095 4 года назад +2

      It indeed does more damage because a fully charged headshot with widow does 200 damage and a fully charged headshot with the stock rifle does 450 damage

    • @titanictnt7476
      @titanictnt7476 4 года назад +2

      @@americana_incarnate1717 Sniper is 28.

  • @annoyingkyle5075
    @annoyingkyle5075 4 года назад +207

    Widow maker: I will shoot u, now stop moving a lot
    Sniper: *does fricken quick scopes at scouts*

  • @CarnivorousConnor
    @CarnivorousConnor 3 года назад +303

    Sniper won.
    Here is why
    “I feel your pain, I still hate you though”
    Widow had good flow. But the aim was tragic
    Sniper delivered the disses with perfect accuracy.
    *PROFESSIONALS.HAVE.STANDARDS*

    • @SilverGamingFI
      @SilverGamingFI 2 года назад +12

      *BE.POLITE*
      *BE.EFFICIENT*
      *HAVE.A.PLAN.TO.THROW.PISS.AT.EVERYONE.YOU.MEET*

    • @ramirocayo7506
      @ramirocayo7506 Год назад +3

      ​@@SilverGamingFIand have piss 🍷🗿

    • @ramirocayo7506
      @ramirocayo7506 Год назад +3

      (tf2 the best game of the world 🍷🗿🎖️

  • @spaghettiwhip2000
    @spaghettiwhip2000 3 года назад +746

    Widow is basically like the TFC Sniper, both have eye enhancements that aide them in the field and have a big hubris about their tech. Sniper relies on skills alone and just takes the shot instead of monologuing.

    • @themaddoctor1741
      @themaddoctor1741 2 года назад

      ntm both their rifles have an automatic mode

    • @ya_boi_sieem6644
      @ya_boi_sieem6644 2 года назад +7

      Widow uses skills too wym

    • @bloodbrothers6556
      @bloodbrothers6556 2 года назад +41

      @@ya_boi_sieem6644 without her tech she doesn’t have any big advantage. Plus from what i can tell she hasn’t been in the business of an assassin as sniper has. In an actual fight it’s anyone’s game. I personally think sniper would win, but that’s mostly bias speaking.

    • @TheGamingRobin-cm8hs
      @TheGamingRobin-cm8hs 2 года назад +30

      @@bloodbrothers6556 she has fighting and combat experience. Yet it was boosted due to her being modified into a stone (actual) cold killer who's heartbeat is slowed. If she ran far too much I'm pretty sure she'd give herself a heart attack

    • @rausanrau9881
      @rausanrau9881 2 года назад +23

      Sniper has no eye enhancements, that I know of at least, he does has a much more powerful piss than other characters

  • @fridge5921
    @fridge5921 3 года назад +860

    I bet Sniper has seen more dangerous spiders in Australia/New Zealand then Widowmaker

    • @fallen_angelmemesforlife9172
      @fallen_angelmemesforlife9172 3 года назад +44

      damn dude they should have hired you for the roasts

    • @EripmavsDYraid
      @EripmavsDYraid 3 года назад +20

      Shes gonna need an airblast or two for those burns, so why dont I add some flare?
      No wonder widowmaker is so edgy, she just wants to feel like something!
      It aint working much. She looks like the freshest water bottle in the knife drawer
      Shes the reason shampoo has instructions.

    • @ToxicTophat89
      @ToxicTophat89 3 года назад +6

      Taken

    • @crusader3929
      @crusader3929 3 года назад +16

      The spiders in Australia are better snipers than her too

    • @trickysnoah8345
      @trickysnoah8345 2 года назад +3

      than*

  • @kiddabean1649
    @kiddabean1649 4 года назад +287

    Widow : I’ve never even heard of an aimbot
    Also widow : ( has wall hacks )

    • @Ihaveagasmask
      @Ihaveagasmask 3 года назад +1

      Tf2 win

    • @FreckleMcMur
      @FreckleMcMur 3 года назад

      There are aimbot widows though.

    • @miloszpoblocki799
      @miloszpoblocki799 2 года назад +1

      @@FreckleMcMur TF2 has a lot of aimbotting Snipers. Like a lot. If you played it you know what I am talking about and for me it's always a big plus of Overwatch

  • @Marshall_ROBLOX
    @Marshall_ROBLOX 5 лет назад +473

    All French-to-English translations:
    1:08 Avec la mort = "With death"
    1:11 Adieu mon chou, tu veux mourir encore? = "Goodbye sweetie, do you want to die again?"
    1:21 Merci beaucoup = "Thank you very much"
    1:31 C'est magnifique! = "That's wonderful!"
    2:11 C'est la vie = "It's life"
    4:02 C'est vrai = "That is true"

    • @helgrin8754
      @helgrin8754 4 года назад +8

      Marshall McBlaze this comment is so underrated

    • @AwakeWheel-fi9tm
      @AwakeWheel-fi9tm 4 года назад +10

      It feels good to take French and thus actually know what she is saying. Although that doesn’t change that...
      Je suis très bête. -_-

    • @bigboycreams4769
      @bigboycreams4769 4 года назад +2

      Sniper still won

    • @noahunbound
      @noahunbound 4 года назад +1

      Do this on the other o vs t rap battles

    • @bigboycreams4769
      @bigboycreams4769 4 года назад

      @@noahunbound yeah can you please do the soldier one

  • @dulizardglasses3170
    @dulizardglasses3170 3 года назад +920

    Remember kids.
    Snips 28ish in TF2
    He would be around 78-80 years old now
    Widow makers 30 years old as of recent
    As someone else said in the comments
    “Fear the old man in a profession where men die young.”

    • @hunterbear2421
      @hunterbear2421 2 года назад +29

      Yep, there a reason their alive

    • @rebekahwolkiewicz449
      @rebekahwolkiewicz449 2 года назад +11

      Brilliant point

    • @ewanprosper9662
      @ewanprosper9662 2 года назад +7

      That is very true

    • @doinyamom5810
      @doinyamom5810 2 года назад +1

      But in the time OW takes place Sniper would long long dead. Your point makes no sense

    • @T-62User
      @T-62User 2 года назад +24

      @@doinyamom5810 Australium:

  • @caffeeneentertainment523
    @caffeeneentertainment523 5 лет назад +334

    Widowmaker: I get updates.
    Sniper: I don't need wall hacks

    • @treywebb1603
      @treywebb1603 5 лет назад +1

      Ow doesn't get updates the get season passes that last till the end of the season

    • @fla_oracle8698
      @fla_oracle8698 5 лет назад +1

      Right

    • @TheArachnidCompany
      @TheArachnidCompany 5 лет назад +2

      Sniper don't need updates the players got it

    • @thatchratliff3393
      @thatchratliff3393 5 лет назад +1

      Scuba soldier: I get upgrades.
      Tank commander: I don't need no wall hacking skills!

  • @BappO-is-me
    @BappO-is-me 4 года назад +111

    5:13 I feel like Snipers the only person to accept the fact that hes the older one in this situation

    • @Cosmic_cosmention
      @Cosmic_cosmention 8 месяцев назад +6

      Beware of the elders in a job where people die young

  • @mementomori8826
    @mementomori8826 4 года назад +3542

    Widowmaker says Sniper is helping her sharpen her skills, yet Sniper insults her that she's making it so easy he's getting worse. We all know who won. Sniper had no competition.

    • @rejvaik00
      @rejvaik00 4 года назад +243

      For me it was "I'm running out of places to put holes in you line"

    • @svenolsen8184
      @svenolsen8184 3 года назад +243

      @@rejvaik00 Forget about a Medic here's a mercy kill, you murdered your own husband was that a thrill?
      Ouch, if Widowmaker were human she'd need some aloe for that burn.

    • @MrMoron-qn5rx
      @MrMoron-qn5rx 3 года назад +123

      @@svenolsen8184 'take notes emelie, i've been around a lot longer!"

    • @thelordofthelostbraincells
      @thelordofthelostbraincells 3 года назад +6

      @@svenolsen8184 she's literally cold blooded
      Like a lizard or something

    • @tyrone2048
      @tyrone2048 3 года назад +28

      @@captainakumya9522 he's saying tf2 won

  • @therealblacktronempire1987
    @therealblacktronempire1987 3 года назад +3459

    Sniper got a point there. In Overwatch, the weapons are just overpowered. As Tf2 Sniper, you really need skill and a calm hand.

    • @gamingkitten7580
      @gamingkitten7580 2 года назад +203

      Honestly it is. I’d rather play as scout a character that if you can’t do right you can’t do well over tracer.

    • @zhemedic2639
      @zhemedic2639 2 года назад +74

      My man over here be missing with the heatmaker and died after 3 seconds

    • @lorddumb21
      @lorddumb21 2 года назад +39

      laughs in the natasha and black box conch combo

    • @MrMan-ub3uc
      @MrMan-ub3uc 2 года назад +18

      agree I am bad at sniper

    • @miloszpoblocki799
      @miloszpoblocki799 2 года назад +43

      That's one point of view. The other is, Widowmaker requiers and actuall positioning while Sniper turns everyone who can click on heads into insta killing pubstomper

  • @wolffox172aj6
    @wolffox172aj6 6 лет назад +244

    "I feel your pain...still hate you though" XD

    • @normalperson1060
      @normalperson1060 5 лет назад +6

      Wolffox172 AJ facts though, any type of snipers get yelled at for camping even though that’s the point of a sniper 😂😂😂

    • @biterfleae7569
      @biterfleae7569 5 лет назад +1

      Sniper

  • @twister7466
    @twister7466 6 лет назад +213

    "my rifle charges twice as fast"
    Sniper: *pulls out Bazaar Bargin* "hold my beer"

  • @sev...
    @sev... 4 года назад +168

    "heres what you and Jane Austen have in common you're both dead women" aye i know that voice line

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 3 года назад +5

      @Fake Hero it's actually a revenge line for the *pyro*
      also, are you saying that sniper "dominated" widowmaker? because if that's the case...
      i need to get to some writing!

    • @misschauffarde5112
      @misschauffarde5112 3 года назад

      @FakeHero NOOOOO Bad Internet

    • @zajinramirez2780
      @zajinramirez2780 3 года назад

      @FakeHero yeah,mate

    • @killerqueen3066
      @killerqueen3066 3 года назад

      Dominated

  • @ripjawterrorofthedeep6997
    @ripjawterrorofthedeep6997 2 года назад +53

    Ok, something I only now noticed which is really nice is that, during game play clips for both sides, most of the kills line up with the beat. Love it

  • @jamesshaw3500
    @jamesshaw3500 4 года назад +119

    Sniper won because he said "your making this so easy, that I am actually getting worse"
    While earlier in the song widow stated "Merci Beaucoup, you've helped to sharpen my skills"

    • @trashythedemon4867
      @trashythedemon4867 4 года назад +9

      No he won because of "Take notes Amelie I've been around a lot longer"

    • @zan821
      @zan821 2 года назад +4

      The widowmaker line is kind of a compliment, saying that he’s a formidable opponent, but sniper is saying that she’s easy to beat.

  • @jokerisinthememe5852
    @jokerisinthememe5852 3 года назад +5107

    I like how Widowmaker insults Sniper’s skills, when she literally uses wallhacks and aimbot by default

    • @ritter3723
      @ritter3723 3 года назад +98

      @Fake Hero stabbin time, hold my piss

    • @FelixtheBard
      @FelixtheBard 3 года назад +373

      No no no it's not piss it's just fresh hot lemonade

    • @crocowithaglocko5876
      @crocowithaglocko5876 3 года назад +202

      I need a jar
      I have “someone” to throw it at

    • @kidjames6875
      @kidjames6875 3 года назад +247

      At this time 3:58 she said: "I've never even heard of an aimbot"
      When sniper mentioned wallhacks not aimbots.

    • @bobesponja3702
      @bobesponja3702 3 года назад +135

      Sniper : who needs aimbots and wallhacks when you have the Sydney Sleeper and J E R A T E

  • @thedukeofnothing6421
    @thedukeofnothing6421 5 лет назад +356

    Most games: Camping is a cheap tactic and is ban worthy.
    TF2: Hold my jarate.

    • @chadano7215
      @chadano7215 4 года назад +11

      *LAUGHS IN 2FORT*

    • @titanictnt7476
      @titanictnt7476 4 года назад +30

      Hard to swallow pills:
      Snipers are meant to camp.

    • @X3H3X
      @X3H3X 4 года назад +13

      @@titanictnt7476 true but I think a good sniper would take their shot and move on. Never give away your location. Keep moving, make it hard for them to pin you down.

    • @zhee1236
      @zhee1236 4 года назад +1

      @@X3H3X And they say camping is Bad

    • @vosskambassador7733
      @vosskambassador7733 4 года назад +4

      Snipers are meant to Camp.

  • @TheYellowLineProductions
    @TheYellowLineProductions 10 месяцев назад +16

    “You’re making this so easy, I’m getting worse” Is absolutely just a domination line

  • @lol-xy5nc
    @lol-xy5nc 6 лет назад +538

    Sniper: ive got class and manners
    *throws jars of piss at people*

    • @jeph7434
      @jeph7434 6 лет назад +33

      Thot Patrol is that not how you practice good manners?

    • @DarlCron
      @DarlCron 6 лет назад +28

      He has them, he just prefers to not use them.

    • @ThatRedNumber
      @ThatRedNumber 6 лет назад +2

      Lol good one

    • @dreamybullx1
      @dreamybullx1 6 лет назад +2

      nice

    • @SharpleK
      @SharpleK 6 лет назад +3

      AHAHAHHAHAHA

  • @GurgsGrums
    @GurgsGrums 4 года назад +470

    Widowmaker: im you but updated.
    Sniper: *but you still miss shots*

    • @trashythedemon4867
      @trashythedemon4867 4 года назад +10

      Then valve literally makes sniper a robot skin

    • @X3H3X
      @X3H3X 4 года назад +5

      And does nothing about the aimbotting snipers that inhabit all the game modes. From 2fort to payload race

    • @daniitheyuricrusader
      @daniitheyuricrusader 4 года назад +6

      maybe widowmaker misses... but at least widow mains are humans, while 50 % of tf2 players are bots.

    • @SCP--kp7nf
      @SCP--kp7nf 4 года назад +4

      Danii the Wobbuffet not like we could do anything about the bots

    • @NotGoodAtCombat
      @NotGoodAtCombat 4 года назад

      *Huntsman corner spam flashbacks*

  • @valentinoestreich8934
    @valentinoestreich8934 5 лет назад +186

    Widowmaker: All this time I've been waiting and patience is a weapon.
    "Zenyatta liked your comment."

  • @darkosbeast6333
    @darkosbeast6333 3 года назад +222

    I like how almost every single Overwatch character said in their rap that they are technologically more advanced as a point of why they're better.

    • @daanstrik4293
      @daanstrik4293 Год назад +13

      They're going into the ring against a more experience opponent. Trying to turn their initial advantage (experience) against them as soon as they can is a solid strategy.

    • @VirginStarrrrr
      @VirginStarrrrr Год назад +16

      Yeah and it's not like that'd do much anyways, especially around Halloween when the TF2 mercs get access to magic. Hell even sniper technically has a grappling hook because everyone has a grappling hook in TF2 lol

    • @MeaTargett-du3jw
      @MeaTargett-du3jw Год назад +2

      I know right? It just proves the mercs are more skilled

    • @somethingstupid3415
      @somethingstupid3415 Год назад

      Plus they have alien weapons.....so the tech advantage doesn't even work

  • @emanuelacampa4359
    @emanuelacampa4359 4 года назад +6945

    Sorry but sniper wins, he's polite, he's efficent, and he has a plan to kill everyone he meets

    • @nataliab9317
      @nataliab9317 3 года назад +386

      Imagine if Sniper saw himself in the mirror

    • @jacryan2626
      @jacryan2626 3 года назад +244

      @@nataliab9317 Suicide noises

    • @ritter3723
      @ritter3723 3 года назад +190

      @@nataliab9317 dosent he see himself in the mirror in meet the sniper?

    • @__-tj4xw
      @__-tj4xw 3 года назад +99

      @@nataliab9317 he saw himself in the mirror in Meet The Sniper .,.

    • @FelixtheBard
      @FelixtheBard 3 года назад +63

      Have some lemonade
      :]

  • @user-mj9pk1cv9h
    @user-mj9pk1cv9h 4 года назад +309

    Sniper: i have standards
    His standards: streaking across a window

    • @TheEmeraldPixel
      @TheEmeraldPixel 4 года назад +29

      I mean, his pants got ripped off in the window and needed to save spy, so would that be excusable?

    • @rejvaik00
      @rejvaik00 3 года назад +23

      "Hello naked sniper!" 👋
      -💂

    • @crocowithaglocko5876
      @crocowithaglocko5876 3 года назад +4

      Hey 👋

    • @zajinramirez2780
      @zajinramirez2780 3 года назад +1

      Throwing piss is also having standards

    • @user-vo6xf1fp2w
      @user-vo6xf1fp2w 3 года назад +2

      to be fair he was saving spy and his pants fell off cause he ran to fast i think. i don’t remember too much from the comics

  • @borisbergmeijer9995
    @borisbergmeijer9995 4 года назад +716

    *Tf2 wins every rap battle*
    "I see a pattern forming and I think I like it"

    • @J4M_1
      @J4M_1 4 года назад +44

      Tf2 is a CHAD

    • @samuelthestrange4804
      @samuelthestrange4804 4 года назад +48

      @Blizzard Gaming
      Mercy just repeatedly played the "Your a deranged psychopath who kills for fun and was prob a nazi" card

    • @cay7809
      @cay7809 4 года назад +9

      Leo Ammas and so medic wins

    • @arundownshack1019
      @arundownshack1019 4 года назад +30

      @@samuelthestrange4804 I mean, to be fair, that is Medic's entire character. He's a psychopath. And following your logic, we could also say all Medic did was taunt Mercy for being 'weak.'

    • @astolfo5129
      @astolfo5129 4 года назад +2

      @@samuelthestrange4804 she really didnt tho

  • @SenatorRyan-hy5nx
    @SenatorRyan-hy5nx 3 года назад +75

    Widowmaker: after every battle this assassin gets paid. Team Fortress peaseants, let them eat cake
    Team Fortress: each mercenary makes 5 million dollars annually in 1974 according to Demoman (35 million in today’s money) own mansions, own clothing worth thousands of dollars, and have billions of dollars in grants they use for research, weapons, and hats.

    • @gabrielmunozbezerra9632
      @gabrielmunozbezerra9632 11 месяцев назад +4

      yea, widow shouldn`t try to go that way...

    • @oklord6415
      @oklord6415 9 месяцев назад +2

      yeah nah Demoman really showed that one....bro had a literal mansion

    • @autumnplains451
      @autumnplains451 7 месяцев назад

      just look at the heavy and Sasha, she weighs 150 kg and fires 200 dollar custom tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute, it costs 400,00 dollars to fire his weapon, for twelve seconds

  • @zillentdelta1339
    @zillentdelta1339 4 года назад +2941

    Sniper: "i plan to kill everyone i meet"
    Sniper: *Looks at mirror*
    Sniper: *Suicide noises*

  • @dimthegreat5398
    @dimthegreat5398 3 года назад +147

    Now what i seriously love about the rap, if you look up sniper voice lines you WILL find many of the lines used in this rap. RESEARCH HAS BEEN DONE

    • @Zyzzyva72
      @Zyzzyva72 3 года назад +14

      Even the Jane Austin line is an actual voice line, one of his revenge ones

  • @wildfire088
    @wildfire088 6 лет назад +438

    "I feel your pain. I still hate you though." XD nice

    • @gabe2784
      @gabe2784 6 лет назад +1

      story of my life

    • @androo6473
      @androo6473 6 лет назад +1

      Wîld Fìrë us Aussies in a nutshell! XD

    • @gabe2784
      @gabe2784 6 лет назад +1

      @@androo6473 so true m8

    • @androo6473
      @androo6473 6 лет назад

      Gabe Wilmann
      I feel your pain I still hate you know?
      I wish I could help you? But I still hate you though
      Merry Smissmas, but I still hate you though! XD

    • @gabe2784
      @gabe2784 6 лет назад

      lol!

  • @Artcat932
    @Artcat932 2 года назад +125

    Widowmaker : Considers killing Sniper improving her skill because of how difficult it was, doesn’t even know Sniper’s real name and uses entirely hackable technology.
    Sniper : Considers killing Widowmaker so easy it’s actually making him worse, knows Widowmaker’s real name which is highly confidential information, uses entirely mechanical and traditional weapons, making hacking him impossible.

    • @R4dex
      @R4dex Год назад +17

      Fun fact
      Snipers adoptive name is Mick Mundy and his real name is Mun-dee wich would mean his name is Mun-dee Mundy

    • @TerranosaurRex
      @TerranosaurRex Год назад

      pffffft@@R4dex

    • @TerranosaurRex
      @TerranosaurRex Год назад +1

      also why did s he say william??? am i missing something??

    • @ItsGreenHerring
      @ItsGreenHerring Год назад +8

      @@TerranosaurRex Its "WIlliam Tell" me how you like them "apples" Referring to the story of william tell where he has to shoot an apple off of a guys head without shooting the guy.

    • @MeaTargett-du3jw
      @MeaTargett-du3jw Год назад +2

      Bro knows what he’s doin

  • @Kronosfobi
    @Kronosfobi 6 лет назад +690

    Half of the quotes of sniper are actually in-game quotes. Good job Mate.

    • @lordchungus4744
      @lordchungus4744 6 лет назад +3

      CHEERS MATE

    • @Kronosfobi
      @Kronosfobi 6 лет назад +2

      @@lordchungus4744 Aye lad

    • @murdochhogan2118
      @murdochhogan2118 6 лет назад +2

      I say lazy work

    • @nitsuji6705
      @nitsuji6705 6 лет назад +19

      CrispyCreams i say it made Sniper’s bars higher because it’s ingrained in his in-game character.

    • @murdochhogan2118
      @murdochhogan2118 6 лет назад +1

      @@nitsuji6705 no just lazy work

  • @TheSirFunky100
    @TheSirFunky100 6 лет назад +233

    I really want Demoman vs Junkrat next.

    • @panzerldr5724
      @panzerldr5724 6 лет назад +16

      They'd end up best friends and get drunk together.

    • @31AI
      @31AI 6 лет назад

      Panzer LDR hahaha true

    • @dariusmihaidamir8533
      @dariusmihaidamir8533 6 лет назад +1

      You mean Demoman AND Junkrat? They both love explosives and in Winglet's vid they get along really well blowing stuff up

    • @cursed_9919
      @cursed_9919 6 лет назад

      I said that when it came out, but, eh, let's go for it!

    • @Its_Dino
      @Its_Dino 6 лет назад

      F*** YES

  • @CHILLIN2540
    @CHILLIN2540 3 года назад +407

    The difference between Sniper and Widowmaker is that one is the sexiest character ever imagined and the other is some weird spider lady (Yes, I know this joke has already been made 20 times, I just felt like adding my own version since everyone else did.)

    • @benniecube2334
      @benniecube2334 3 года назад +4

      Chillin'

    • @iranoutofideas7114
      @iranoutofideas7114 3 года назад +4

      This joke has been made way to much, no matter how much you acknowledge it

    • @cloakedcarp
      @cloakedcarp 3 года назад +5

      @@iranoutofideas7114 he literally addressed that he knows that do u really need to do stuff like that

    • @breakfaith3031
      @breakfaith3031 2 года назад +1

      @@iranoutofideas7114 IDon'tThinkHeCares

    • @its.inkwell6756
      @its.inkwell6756 2 года назад +3

      This isnt a joke, this comment is a slash srs

  • @Thatguy5606
    @Thatguy5606 Год назад +21

    Something just clicked for me and I love it.
    If you listen to the chorus, you can hear Widowmaker's voice really clearly, but there's no sign of Sniper's. It's not clear why until you take the comic into account.
    "[He] wasn't a sniper. He was a sadist. Professionals don't stand around monologuing; if they see the shot, they take it."
    Which sums up the difference between Sniper and Widowmaker quite clearly, really. Sniper's polite, if a bit cheeky or overenthusiastic at times, but Widowmaker is, among other things, a sadistic bitch. And the point is underscored here, where Widowmaker gets to wax poetic about her opponent's funeral and Sniper just... silently lines up a shot, I guess.

  • @garbage4857
    @garbage4857 6 лет назад +274

    "And mind that little red dot on your forehead, not your goggles love, that one that means "You're dead" Damn that killer rhyme tho, love it!

    • @prodwooshy
      @prodwooshy 6 лет назад +1

      So true

    • @apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595
      @apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595 6 лет назад +1

      Killer in both the rap battle sense of the word and killer in the battle battle sense of the word

    • @jeph7434
      @jeph7434 6 лет назад +5

      honestly the "take notes emilie i been around a lot longer" gives me chills i love it

    • @animeonepiecelife1663
      @animeonepiecelife1663 6 лет назад +1

      Jeph gave me chills too, love it!

  • @ace.the.shadow
    @ace.the.shadow 5 лет назад +136

    i wonder if the sniper was ever so sleepy dat he tried drinking his coffee but accedintly drank his piss

    • @cherryndgrapepanta129
      @cherryndgrapepanta129 4 года назад +2

      Oop-

    • @Gryzlli13
      @Gryzlli13 4 года назад +4

      Mate there the same thing duh

    • @samihalkhatib345
      @samihalkhatib345 4 года назад +2

      Theres a stickmations animation where spy replaces his coffee with piss

    • @samuelramirez4985
      @samuelramirez4985 4 года назад +3

      He drinks so much coffee he pisses it out yellow coffee coming soon

    • @Bringerofthend
      @Bringerofthend 4 года назад +1

      it actually happened in the comics twice

  • @KazLordOfLightWarriors
    @KazLordOfLightWarriors 6 лет назад +142

    Widows lines were too gimiky. 'hey, you're basic while I have all this tech'. Meanwhile sniper was actually cracking jokes, and he used the one domination line that matters! "You're making this so easy, think I'm actually getting worse"

  • @phanton4305
    @phanton4305 2 года назад +52

    Sniper nailed the disses like he nails headshots, perfectly.

  • @fivesageger6651
    @fivesageger6651 6 лет назад +2267

    Sniper: I feel your pain
    Me: assumes they are gonna make friends like in mercy vs medic
    Sniper: I still hate you though
    Me:😐

  • @augsto12341
    @augsto12341 6 лет назад +496

    Now its Junkrat vs Demoman

    • @Jey-dm9qc
      @Jey-dm9qc 6 лет назад +4

      YES!!!!!!!!!!

    • @someone-er1on
      @someone-er1on 6 лет назад +15

      Na mate they'll get together and have fun

    • @nicosonic1959
      @nicosonic1959 6 лет назад +4

      Yeah but they both have eyepatches and you can’t just fight a fellow eyepatch man

    • @GabetheSquid
      @GabetheSquid 6 лет назад +3

      Hell yah

    • @ColorCarnage
      @ColorCarnage 6 лет назад +11

      In what fucking universe does Junkrat have an eyepatch

  • @mokkvas9989
    @mokkvas9989 5 лет назад +48

    Overwatch:pulls the your old card on tf2
    Sniper:take notes I’ve been around a lot longer

  • @kingkroolmain8532
    @kingkroolmain8532 3 года назад +819

    Every time I rewatch these raps, the more I realize TF2 always wins

    • @Wow68373
      @Wow68373 2 года назад +14

      Me too.

    • @lukaswyszynski9210
      @lukaswyszynski9210 2 года назад +82

      The only exception being heavy vs zarya, where russis won

    • @AdamTheAmazing5
      @AdamTheAmazing5 2 года назад +47

      its properly because Overwatch cant beat the original classic legends that brought us tf2 fans together and made us laugh and love tf2 in the first place.

    • @MrMoron-qn5rx
      @MrMoron-qn5rx 2 года назад +79

      @@AdamTheAmazing5 no, its usually cquse overwatch doesnt have a leg to stand on with insults, and has to resort to "haha ur old" as a insult, despite it not being a insult at all. "Beware the old man in a profession where men die young" or in this case "beware the old game in a market where good games get cansled early"

    • @phoenixy7326
      @phoenixy7326 2 года назад +6

      Exactly it just gets more clear

  • @fahoodie1852
    @fahoodie1852 4 года назад +110

    Here’s a few lines that could have worked for the sniper:
    ‘Do you think you can beat me with your tech, miss?
    I’ve got a rifle, sidearm and a jar of piss
    To a full-auto, is there any real thrill?
    Compare to a knife by my side and kidney enlargement pills’

    • @alexaturdisposal2617
      @alexaturdisposal2617 4 года назад +4

      how to like a comment twice?

    • @Internet_No_Body
      @Internet_No_Body 4 года назад +1

      @@alexaturdisposal2617 liked it for ya man

    • @yourmother3126
      @yourmother3126 3 года назад +2

      @@alexaturdisposal2617 you get 2 accounts easy!

    • @sun9378
      @sun9378 3 года назад

      ashes are flying and i dont know why

  • @kanothegamingchannel1051
    @kanothegamingchannel1051 5 лет назад +376

    0:57 "You better call them now and say goodbye,"
    *sniper calls parents*
    Parents: Hello?
    Sniper: Bye. *-hangs up-*

  • @nirim_does_stuff
    @nirim_does_stuff 4 года назад +69

    “You snotty little nance, you’re nothing but a show pony, let me see ya prance” That was a god tier diss

  • @fire-squid5694
    @fire-squid5694 2 года назад +51

    Is it just me or is this chorus one of the smoothest that jt music has produced

    • @crazyakira1222
      @crazyakira1222 2 года назад +3

      Yes, I think the same!

    • @Sae.bae.GG08
      @Sae.bae.GG08 9 месяцев назад +1

      I’ve been searching the comments for like ten minutes trying to find someone who achknowlages the absolute BANGER their duet is! Idc who wins I just wanna hear them sing

  • @kassandraacosta6552
    @kassandraacosta6552 3 года назад +39

    3:15. You can see the terror in the engi's eyes right before he dies

  • @mickelmaldonado5910
    @mickelmaldonado5910 6 лет назад +127

    Everyone knows if you do Engineer vs Torbjorn the two of them would be instant friends.

    • @the57thalpharius82
      @the57thalpharius82 6 лет назад +3

      They'd probably share tech and schematics

    • @thegiantchocolatedinosaur3019
      @thegiantchocolatedinosaur3019 6 лет назад +6

      I now imagine them talking about their guns. And Engineer showing Torbjorn how to make a mechanical lawn chair.

    • @sifi3355
      @sifi3355 6 лет назад +3

      A different RUclipsd made a torbjorn vs engineer already if you’re wondering

    • @zSolsticeeee
      @zSolsticeeee 6 лет назад +2

      Torb-jorn and Engineer would possibly make turret battles

    • @kamilnamyslo8077
      @kamilnamyslo8077 6 лет назад

      Sifi 334 Yes

  • @scagsr301
    @scagsr301 5 лет назад +49

    "So you can all line up for a hesdshot conga, take notes Amelie - I've been around a lot longer" my favorite line

    • @rejvaik00
      @rejvaik00 4 года назад

      Mine was you're a glorified wall hack but I can _THINK_

  • @soldiergaming6123
    @soldiergaming6123 2 года назад +28

    I love how widowmaker only snipes from postitions she told to snipe from, but sniper just literally climbs a 105-feet tower for sniping or anywhere else, even in the most ungodly places.

  • @viktorexists6948
    @viktorexists6948 6 лет назад +1437

    This is so epic! I'd love to se the drunk black Scot vs. the insane explosive adicted Aussie next!

  • @thelastfeelbender
    @thelastfeelbender 4 года назад +269

    "Welcome to your funeral.
    Isn't this so tragic?
    I hope no one asks why we
    Had to close your casket.
    If there's a code to headshots,
    You could say I've cracked it.
    Too bad that my class is always
    On everybody's blacklist."

    • @sushut9272
      @sushut9272 4 года назад +16

      I love the part it’s catchy

    • @SM-vl1fy
      @SM-vl1fy 4 года назад +7

      I love the tune idk why

    • @crazedrambling16
      @crazedrambling16 4 года назад +15

      The chorus is the best part of this song. It’s so perfect. I love it.
      (Second best is obviously Sniper’s parts. Those lyrics are amazing, as is the singer’s voice.)

    • @Somerandom.dumbass
      @Somerandom.dumbass 3 года назад +1

      *proceeds to talk about salt they get*

    • @denyhaguilar679
      @denyhaguilar679 3 года назад +3

      Honestly if I HAD a penny from every sever I've been BANNED from.

  • @windchime8535
    @windchime8535 5 лет назад +885

    "Take note Amélie, I've been around a lot longer."
    Sniper definitely won.

    • @den1s757
      @den1s757 5 лет назад +25

      How many times have you had to drink piss in your life?
      -Widowmaker

    • @caydedrake5635
      @caydedrake5635 4 года назад +42

      Please sniper broke out widows REAL NAME, he fucking killed her with that.

    • @jamesandkari3520
      @jamesandkari3520 4 года назад +9

      It’s amile not Emily

    • @roninauditore387
      @roninauditore387 4 года назад +32

      @@caydedrake5635 exactly ABSOLUTELY NOBODY KNOWS WHO WIDOW IS. Sniper won with that, nobody not even his teammates knows snipers REAL name. Sniper won

    • @Cake_Never_Broke_Again
      @Cake_Never_Broke_Again 4 года назад +13

      His name is Mr.Mundy (MUN-DEE)I think Sniper won

  • @tomas.a1356
    @tomas.a1356 Год назад +20

    I come back to these songs every few months and always come to the same conclusion. If they were tied, snipers closing verse tips the scale for him. Name reveal and shutting her down with his humbling experience. Feels like a scary "step down, kid"

    • @CaptainPrincess
      @CaptainPrincess Год назад +1

      experience is already a powerful trait but
      getting to become experienced as an assassin is a twofold trophy cause not only do you know better, surviving for any significant time as an assassin is its own achievement