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  • Опубликовано: 9 мар 2006
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  • @arousedyoda
    @arousedyoda 11 лет назад +113

    "The legal drinking age is just a suggestion"
    Amen to that.

    • @user-cq8mp3gi4z
      @user-cq8mp3gi4z 3 года назад

      yup, it is. Strip joints at 15 years old.

  • @dilligaf0220
    @dilligaf0220 2 года назад +42

    16yrs, and this still makes me giggle.

  • @morrigan1111
    @morrigan1111 8 лет назад +67

    La parodie est tellement drôle, je peux pas m'empêcher de rire, même si ça rit de nous!!!
    "Where the legal drinking age is just a suggestion"!!! Tellement vrai!
    (On a plus de fun au Québec de toute façon..)

    • @whydoilovepetewentzsomuch1520
      @whydoilovepetewentzsomuch1520 6 лет назад +1

      morrigan1111 ouais hahah c’est asset drôle.

    • @Advection357
      @Advection357 6 лет назад +6

      This is why I love Quebec... parcequ'on peut se rire de nous meme avec l'esprit leger

    • @eerrm1
      @eerrm1 2 года назад

      Fun?

    • @user-mr8kc7kd7b
      @user-mr8kc7kd7b Год назад +1

      Si on est pas capable de rire de nous-meme, on ne vaut pas grand-chose :D

  • @mtgomage2703
    @mtgomage2703 5 лет назад +8

    Maybe i cannot turn right on a red light but tabarnac, i can go right through it

    • @Frankaupolis
      @Frankaupolis Месяц назад

      HAHAHA C'é la meilleure partie!!!

  • @Soup03
    @Soup03 17 лет назад +79

    I'm from BC, and we have absolutely no french influence over here. But I love how Quebec has preserved it's traditions. I dont get mad when I go into a Second Cup on St. Catherine's street and the cashier has no idea what I'm trying to order. I think it's great! So all I can say is, Quebec, keep doing what you're doing. Canada would not be the same without you, so please don't leave.

    • @abediegun4545
      @abediegun4545 Год назад

      lol right on

    • @jfjoubertquebec
      @jfjoubertquebec Год назад +2

      Since your post, sadly, and because we have remained in Canada, our distinctiveness is losing ground and disappearing fast in Montreal and in Laval. Of course, we are the only ones to blame... we should have left.

    • @atomiswave2
      @atomiswave2 Год назад +9

      You need more French influence in bc tabarnak

    • @emreduygun
      @emreduygun Год назад +1

      @@atomiswave2 agreed lol

    • @memedew6677
      @memedew6677 Год назад

      oui oui, ont va quitter sur un crisse de temp

  • @omondieu
    @omondieu 13 лет назад +30

    Where would Canada be without Quebec? This makes me laugh out loud every time I watch it. Much love from Toronto!

  • @psav3637
    @psav3637 9 лет назад +40

    Dude his glasses are upside down lmao

  • @veets207
    @veets207 2 года назад +4

    Bonne St-Jean tout le monde. I play this video every year to celebrate la St.-Jean.

  • @Lunalseid
    @Lunalseid 12 лет назад +16

    Roch Voisine is actually from New-Brunswick...St-Basile, near Edmundston, more precisely....... o_o

  • @emiliemp
    @emiliemp 14 лет назад +18

    I'm very proud to be from Quebec, but I'm also proud to be Canadian.
    It's a really funny vid though!

  • @jackerr2513
    @jackerr2513 5 лет назад +12

    I might not be québécois but DAMMIT!! He’s RIGHT!!!

  • @donkroeker4119
    @donkroeker4119 4 года назад +13

    I'm an Ontarian and where would we be without our Quebecois freres?

  • @TorontoChick25
    @TorontoChick25 3 года назад +7

    "I believe in language police, not equal rights". This video never gets old.

    • @dominiquebeaulieu
      @dominiquebeaulieu 2 года назад +2

      Yes, we will improve our language law with bill 96.

  • @andreforget917
    @andreforget917 7 лет назад +116

    You may laugh at him, but he's bilingual, and you're not.

    • @thomaswest4033
      @thomaswest4033 7 лет назад +17

      je suis bilingue...

    • @summerwang1357
      @summerwang1357 5 лет назад +11

      i am bilingual so jokes on you!

    • @believeitornot.1370
      @believeitornot.1370 5 лет назад +1

      @Abraham Unvergesslich You're just a "sucker"..., with a paper..., get lost!

    • @believeitornot.1370
      @believeitornot.1370 5 лет назад +3

      @@summerwang1357 Oh yeah! You're bilingual? What is a "taouin"!

    • @spondivitslancaster4456
      @spondivitslancaster4456 5 лет назад +6

      Chu bilangue moy....et je vens du sud des États-Unis...pu precisamen' La Géorgie!!!...

  • @PaddySnuffles
    @PaddySnuffles 11 лет назад +13

    Lol "eating french fries with cheese makes sense!" Yes, it does indeed. Long live the poutine!

  • @JavnaGolina
    @JavnaGolina 12 лет назад +2

    This Quebec sounds like a cool place

    • @andreanne8228
      @andreanne8228 19 дней назад

      It is! Comme visit us! We are friendly people!

  • @postpastx
    @postpastx 15 лет назад +14

    I love all Canada! this is spot on and even love that about Quebec. i sure hope no provience leaves

  • @savoida
    @savoida 15 лет назад +14

    I am bilingual. My first language is french, but I speak english just as well as french, and I am proud of that. I am not a Quebecois, I live in Ontario in a very french community. Everyone has to stop being at each other's throats about languages. I speak english to the english and french to the french, and I have never found that either was smarter, or otherwise better than the other. I also know a lot of Quebecois who are not separatist and are very friendly people.

  • @johnsmyth3745
    @johnsmyth3745 11 лет назад +3

    Soyez fiers d'être Canadiens, aucun d'entre nous en Ontario n'ai rien contre les français, nous n'avons tout simplement pas à comprendre pourquoi le Québec a un problème avec le reste du canada. Depuis 145 ans en anglais et les Canadiens français ont tenu bon ensemble à travers toutes sortes de difficultés, un peu de compréhension et d'amitié va un long chemin. Excusez ma grammaire, mon français n'est pas le meilleur parce que je ne pris des cours de français jusqu'à la 9 e année.

  • @HomemadeThing
    @HomemadeThing 13 лет назад +6

    Je suis Québecois et j'adore cette video car elle est comme nous, elle dit les choses directement, pas en passant par 4 chemin!

  • @sarabrown4269
    @sarabrown4269 11 лет назад +3

    "English Canada is the true Canada and the Canada that's better for the world."
    I'm from Quebec, I consider myself a Canadian, and I find this highly offensive.
    I wish people could stop fighting about this and realize the fact that Canadian culture cannot be defined easily because of the diversity of the people is a GOOD THING. English Canadians that hate the French and Quebecors that hate the English are equally as stupid in my opinion.
    Thank you, that is all.

  • @Nmiletenko
    @Nmiletenko 12 лет назад +3

    That's the joke, saying that Roch Voisine's from Quebec is some kind of a running gag.

  • @GuntherRommel
    @GuntherRommel 4 года назад +2

    Thank you for putting this here. It's been far too long since I've seen it.

  • @prenom5728
    @prenom5728 7 месяцев назад

    L'une des 1ères vidéo que j'ai regardées sur RUclips. Quel plaisir de la revoir après tant d'années !

  • @kekutougame
    @kekutougame 15 лет назад +20

    "JE M'APPELLE GUY, HAND HI HAM NOT CANADIAN. Mautadit tabarnac d'osti."
    Classic.
    Although it makes me wonder.
    Why do most Quebbers that speak mainly French always add an H where it doesn't need one, then forget it when it needs one?
    Like, "Ello, my name his Jean-François. Hi ham ha proud citizen hof Quebec, hand hi love to heat ot dogs and poutines."
    Seriously, I had trouble processing that.
    (I have not even exaggerated with this quote, it's that bad.)

    • @Mayllee1
      @Mayllee1 3 года назад +2

      It's confusing to us as the letter "H" is always mute in French. So knowing when to pronounce it or not is not obvious :)

    • @billvolk4236
      @billvolk4236 2 года назад +1

      It's called hypercorrection. You hear it in British accents that drop H sounds, too.

  • @vector867
    @vector867 14 лет назад +7

    i love this video! I'm american, but I've been going to Québec for short trips every summer for years now. This is such a funny representation of quebeckers, and I think in general they don't get enough love.
    Whoever made this video, please make more sketches with this character!!!!

  • @NONODENVER
    @NONODENVER 15 лет назад +6

    "The legal drinking age........is just a suggestion".. lol
    just like here in France... lol

  • @foreversillythings
    @foreversillythings 14 лет назад

    I love this! So funny! I am from Quebec and I absolutely love this! I am a proud Canadian but this really does make me laugh!

  • @Rikoshima
    @Rikoshima 15 лет назад +14

    i CRY of laughter every time i see this.
    awesome!
    i may be from ontario but this makes me feel quebecois pride XD

    • @coryryder9070
      @coryryder9070 2 года назад

      i like i is a newfoundlander better lol

  • @MissElyXOXO
    @MissElyXOXO 10 лет назад +36

    Hahahaha I can't stop laughing! This is so funny! xD
    But even though I'm a French-Canadian, I am still proud to say that I am Canadian :)

    • @happymantom
      @happymantom 9 лет назад +7

      if your born in canada then your only canadian it dont matter where your parents are from

    • @thomaswest4033
      @thomaswest4033 7 лет назад +6

      I don't think you know what French canadian means...

    • @andreforget917
      @andreforget917 7 лет назад

      You enjoy being a minority?

    • @thomaswest4033
      @thomaswest4033 7 лет назад +4

      We're all under the same umbrella in the end, we shouldn't seperate ourselves as minorities. I agree that French and French-Canadian culture should be protected, but we shouldn't see it as an "us vs them."

    • @andreforget917
      @andreforget917 7 лет назад +3

      There are only two ways : seperation or assimilation.

  • @MIDNAq1LINK
    @MIDNAq1LINK 15 лет назад +1

    I love how Acadians speak!
    My mom is Acadian from Cheticamp, Nova-Scotia, and I love to visit the village and see the people, it's so nice.

  • @Borgking79
    @Borgking79 Год назад +1

    For something that came out over 20yrs ago, it's still funny

  • @gpoop23
    @gpoop23 12 лет назад +3

    I'm from Ontario and I can honestly say that Quebec is a lot cooler than the rest of Canada.

    • @jbbolts
      @jbbolts 2 года назад

      im from quebec.... maybe cuz grass is always greener but bc is cooler

  • @neoneo5234
    @neoneo5234 7 лет назад +4

    We are canadians

  • @hockeyrulez87
    @hockeyrulez87 11 месяцев назад

    My dad had this recorded on a cassette tape in the early 2000s and I used to make him play this every time we were in the car. Still hilarious to this day

  • @bombcat91
    @bombcat91 7 лет назад +1

    A nice laughing time.
    To be honest I've only passed a year of my life in Canada but will never forget it. Still today, and even if I'm moving pretty often, the Canadians remain my best memory of probably the most heart opened and welcoming peoples I ever met.
    Welcoming, open-minded and listening, but knowing how to defend themselves. A people obviously not perfect, but that should be exemplified on many subjects.

  • @gfighter3119
    @gfighter3119 7 лет назад +3

    I AM A CANADIAN

  • @lauviahc.1130
    @lauviahc.1130 11 лет назад +14

    Je suis très fière d'être canadienne autant que québécoise, mais ça ma fait rire aux larmes!

  • @cckeach7
    @cckeach7 14 лет назад +1

    My heritage is French Canadian, and I LOVE this!

  • @Brytons_Thoughts
    @Brytons_Thoughts 6 лет назад +1

    And this ad made me discover Quebec Separatism.
    What an ad.

  • @kylemcintyre4182
    @kylemcintyre4182 9 лет назад +5

    Its a joke.......

  • @p.9136
    @p.9136 5 лет назад +5

    Who is this legend !?!?.. truth be told hes actually doing better job at explaining on how to NOT be canadian than Justin Trudeau ever did 😂😂👌
    And thats the only thing Trudeau is good at.

  • @ClarksonsinUSA
    @ClarksonsinUSA 13 лет назад +1

    Right when you thought Canadians could not be any more amusing,there are the French Canadians...
    ;)

  • @billhahn4113
    @billhahn4113 6 лет назад

    When I was a kid, many years ago, the Cup came around pretty much annually. Alas...

  • @CanadianWarMachine
    @CanadianWarMachine 14 лет назад +5

    LMAO
    The scary thing is that this is all true

  • @atomiswave2
    @atomiswave2 11 лет назад +10

    I agree with Quebec sees things differently and thinks differently and they have been oppressed by the English redcoats for far too long. Vive Le Quebec Libre!

    • @Xachremos
      @Xachremos 5 лет назад +5

      Fuck out of here with your separatist bullshit. Quebec will never separate, and even if it does by some miracle, it would be in economic ruin.

    • @jakeblackmore5581
      @jakeblackmore5581 4 года назад +4

      @@Xachremos Have fun getting your electricity or access to the Atlantic ocean from anywhere not the Maritimes. Les québécois peut choisir s'ils veut partir le Canada. C'est pas la décision des canadiens.

    • @trooper744
      @trooper744 4 года назад +2

      Xachremos Alberta wants to do the same so shit on them too ..

    • @maddoxbellrose7679
      @maddoxbellrose7679 3 года назад +1

      I honestly don't think the country of Quebec will do to well.

    • @atomiswave2
      @atomiswave2 3 года назад +1

      @@jakeblackmore5581 I think solar energy could have a lot of future to it.

  • @TheAtheistPriest
    @TheAtheistPriest 13 лет назад +1

    "I smoke in church" hahaha... could you imagine that?!

  • @BigIronEnjoyer
    @BigIronEnjoyer 2 года назад +1

    The Virgin Canadian vs the Chad Quebecois

  • @therealJmoula
    @therealJmoula 10 лет назад +28

    VIVE LE QUEBEC LIBRE!!!!!

    • @happymantom
      @happymantom 9 лет назад

      vkrfemrlibvu3yiluryiltryiur translate....fuck off

    • @jerrymatthew4394
      @jerrymatthew4394 9 лет назад +1

      ***** Libre = Free, He want a Free Quebec... not so hard to understand !

    • @warsilver99
      @warsilver99 9 лет назад +2

      France is not as French as Quebec is... Quebec is libre, it is its own province in the federation that all provinces and territories call Canada.

    • @warsilver99
      @warsilver99 9 лет назад

      ***** Troll

    • @maggybaxter5992
      @maggybaxter5992 8 лет назад

      +Warsilver shut up i am canadian and i voted yes for Quebec

  • @prophetfgsm
    @prophetfgsm 10 лет назад +8

    We invented poutine, your argument is invalid.

  • @therubicon
    @therubicon 5 лет назад

    I just love Guy!! I say much the same about my home country, Oregon.

  • @donovan1971
    @donovan1971 14 лет назад

    This is AWESOME!

  • @warsilver99
    @warsilver99 10 лет назад +19

    The main issue is language. All provinces and territories have distinct cultures, the only real difference for Quebec is the language... separatists are completely insane.

  • @surviver95
    @surviver95 9 лет назад +5

    Stop holding grudges and move on everyone, especially those from Quebec who believe French is #1. The past is then, this is now.

  • @blinkfan87
    @blinkfan87 13 лет назад

    wow i remember hearing this like 10 years ago.

  • @Iamjustherek
    @Iamjustherek 13 лет назад

    LOL This is awesome!

  • @Advection357
    @Advection357 11 лет назад +1

    It's 9:00 am, and I'm having breakfast eating poutine. Ohhh yeahhhh!

  • @clcnoize
    @clcnoize 13 лет назад

    classic ! j'adore!

  • @pwnageprata
    @pwnageprata 14 лет назад

    especially the drinking age part.

  • @ammusi
    @ammusi 15 лет назад

    this is hilarious! thanx.

  • @ejcash7234
    @ejcash7234 Год назад

    Greatest Canadian Parody of all time!

  • @13arton
    @13arton 11 лет назад

    just noticed his glasses on on upside down

  • @MartinJonas85
    @MartinJonas85 5 лет назад

    this guy is the futur

  • @g07denslicer
    @g07denslicer 14 лет назад

    lol I though as much... I was like "wtf they're both thirds!"

  • @Whoo711
    @Whoo711 3 года назад

    "I can get beer at the convenience store
    NOT the 'convenience store'!"

  • @thetruthhurts6652
    @thetruthhurts6652 2 года назад

    Haley’s comet is coming around again still no cup since 93 😜

  • @Julez2770
    @Julez2770 11 лет назад

    Finally, a sensible post. Kudos

  • @TroutFink
    @TroutFink 15 лет назад

    Starrii you bring a great point up and I commend you on your response.
    If I were in Canada, I'd look for people like you to hangout with and vice versa.
    You passed the test with flying colors.
    I like your style, kudos! :)
    All Canadians arn't totaly worthless either, It's just plain out mean that I went there.
    Sorry Canada..I still love ya

  • @Heliosvector
    @Heliosvector 14 лет назад +1

    i heard of the language police before. when my mom moved to quebec at the ag of 12, she went on a bus and asked the bus driver where her stop was. the bus driver bent down and whispers in here ear "you cant speak english here"
    that devistated my mom since she was shy and new to the town leaving her to cry.
    I do find it funny though how quebec have had so many public votes to become seperate from canada, yet have been knocked down..... 4-6 times? lol

  • @ralphyization
    @ralphyization 13 лет назад

    funny! I like the "I smoke in church" part! hillarious!

  • @laughingsnake
    @laughingsnake 13 лет назад +1

    Québécois et j'adore ce sketch! HAHAHAHAHA Even if we can now turn right on the red light, we're still feeling like we're breaking the law while doing it.

  • @scottadler
    @scottadler 13 лет назад

    Hysterical!

  • @Mathyper59
    @Mathyper59 5 лет назад +1

    "Merci, salut la visite"

    • @W2IRT
      @W2IRT 4 года назад +1

      Finally, after more than 10 years, I now know what that last line is!

  • @blackrussian03
    @blackrussian03 15 лет назад

    hi would you no how i could download that song from guy quebecois >i like it ?i tried to get it with no result >?ty blackrussian03

  • @jetfischer
    @jetfischer 11 лет назад

    Tu a encore beaucoup a apprendre!

  • @rosanella8
    @rosanella8 14 лет назад +1

    The fact that many Canadians can speak both English and French put job seekers at a great advantage, especially if contracting around Europe.
    It's a little too cold for me, otherwise I would probably pay Canada a regular visit or even consider moving there.
    Rosanella :)

  • @xnicholasjerryjonas
    @xnicholasjerryjonas 14 лет назад

    LOL! Hilarious :) makes me proud to be from Quebec and have some humor (:

  • @nooyawkfun
    @nooyawkfun 13 лет назад +2

    I believe that Club Super Sexe is an appropriate place for my wife and me to celebrate our anniversaire! What the hell...she goes on at 10 anyway! LOL

  • @hafabee
    @hafabee 13 лет назад

    Hahahaha! Oh man that was excellent. :)

  • @sgtjohnson
    @sgtjohnson 3 года назад +1

    French fries with cheese is literally the food of the gods

    • @bobgillis1137
      @bobgillis1137 3 года назад

      And the more poutine you eat, the quicker you get to meet them.

  • @raad.raad.0122
    @raad.raad.0122 10 лет назад

    hes glasses are upside down

  • @sniperramzs
    @sniperramzs 14 лет назад

    @A5981 Actually, it's called Pomp and Circumstance by Sir Edward Elgar

  • @johnfistikis4801
    @johnfistikis4801 14 лет назад

    This video is awesome

  • @ALex659
    @ALex659 10 лет назад

    This is a funny video btw I enjoy it.

  • @wehttam17934
    @wehttam17934 11 лет назад

    Wow!! AWSOME!!

  • @theguythatcould
    @theguythatcould 15 лет назад

    the views went up since the last time i saw this

  • @solgato5186
    @solgato5186 Год назад

    I MISS YOU, MONTREAL!!!

  • @andipoetic
    @andipoetic 12 лет назад

    "and the legal drinking age is just a suggestion" lmao

  • @ariana12345100
    @ariana12345100 12 лет назад +1

    You are Canadian considering your from Quebec i don't care if your trying to become your own country your still Canadian i don't know about you but I'm proud!!!!!!

  • @go8smosh
    @go8smosh 15 лет назад

    I see. Then that is much more debatable. I am honestly not sure which is better, but I am leaning towards Canada on this one.

  • @EuropeanQoheleth
    @EuropeanQoheleth 11 лет назад

    So if I was in Quebec I'd feel right at home.

  • @mississauga0909
    @mississauga0909 12 лет назад

    That's hilarious!

  • @unab84
    @unab84 14 лет назад

    @lovelylass13 Theses pages are filled with excuses to say pretty much whatever I want (this one less than the other one tho), so i don't need to ''try'' to make anything ty :)

  • @AColonDashSix
    @AColonDashSix 15 лет назад

    Yeah I agree, for most of the stuff mentioed in the vid I was like hey that descibes me and I was born and raised in Ontario. So it's really just describing a Canadian. Sometimes I feel like there is too much franco/anglo tension in QC; however, there are always exceptions. I've always found Montreal to be a great place that takes pride in the fact that it has bilingual roots so both cultures exist independantly and mixed together in harmony. (that's just 1 example)

  • @annewtv
    @annewtv 12 лет назад

    DU PUR GÉNIE, CETTE VIDÉO !!!!!!

  • @unab84
    @unab84 13 лет назад

    @snivellusisanechidna Btw Qc's GDP (last time I checked) was the 24th largest it the world, out of 133 countries.
    Anyway, nice to meet a fellow Quebecer (Québecoise), I don't have anything against Can or the english ppl of Qc ; but I think Qc and Can will have to rethink their relationship (one way or another).

  • @truefalse207
    @truefalse207 11 лет назад

    That does sound badass.. lol

  • @user-cq8mp3gi4z
    @user-cq8mp3gi4z 3 года назад

    I heard this back in the day and its still funny... and true.

  • @maddoxbellrose7679
    @maddoxbellrose7679 3 года назад +1

    I've never felt more nationalistic for a country that will never exist.

  • @NAUresistance
    @NAUresistance 15 лет назад +1

    I Am Canadian, My Canada Includes Quebec, Quebec is Canada.. without Quebec there is no Canada!!
    We need to unite as Canadians and put this annexation issue to bed once and for all. The people pusing the north american union agenda would love it if our country split.. we can't allow that to happen!!!