"Who Drew The Map of Canada??" The Pale Tourist (NEW MATERIAL) Jim Gaffigan Stand Up

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  • @AlexandreAubrey
    @AlexandreAubrey 4 года назад +870

    7:36
    Jim: "I went to Winnipeg in February."
    Crowd: "Ooooo"

    • @kimdyer2288
      @kimdyer2288 4 года назад +60

      .....Canada ♫

    • @eileenmichl4771
      @eileenmichl4771 3 года назад +14

      Why would anyone go there in winter

    • @gracehaven5459
      @gracehaven5459 3 года назад +13

      Lol that was the disappointment oooo from a sitcom haha

    • @estherknispel9841
      @estherknispel9841 3 года назад +9

      February is the coldest month of the year here! 😂🥶

    • @JesusFriedChrist
      @JesusFriedChrist 3 года назад +10

      Why anyone would come to ‘Berda, Sask, or the Tobes any time between November and March is beyond me bud. Shit gets a bit fuckin frosty eh?

  • @adamdenley3991
    @adamdenley3991 4 года назад +4712

    Fun fact: The Northwest Territories held a referendum in 1996 to find a new name. The winner was "Northwest Territories", but the runner-up was "Bob".

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 4 года назад +318

      "We are not going to name the planet 'Bob'!"

    • @SUBtoMYChannelEvery1
      @SUBtoMYChannelEvery1 4 года назад +28

      Lol

    • @jeffreystewart9809
      @jeffreystewart9809 4 года назад +92

      @@davincent98 no one said you had to live on bob...

    • @ericpaul4575
      @ericpaul4575 4 года назад +168

      Well there were only three votes.

    • @mitchb9714
      @mitchb9714 4 года назад +52

      Reddit stole this post and it got front page today.

  • @memes4themasses365
    @memes4themasses365 3 года назад +5973

    As a Canadian any comedian that makes a joke about Canada is automatically funny because we are just happy to be included

    • @BarryB.Benson
      @BarryB.Benson 3 года назад +73

      Ex-FUCKIN-actly! I saw a thing about what actors thought about American accents and wanted to see what they thought about Canadians and there was nothing

    • @ronmartin4212
      @ronmartin4212 3 года назад +59

      I'm from the Bucks Co.Pa.region north of Philly.Been to Toronto,Mississauga,Niagra Falls,Nova Scotia,Halifax,Cape Breton Island;loved it all!!Love you hosers to the Max!!Nicest people,clean areas,very prideful-I love the North anyway but if I didn't have family here,I would move to Nova Scotia in a heartbeat-the Bay of Fundy is neat-used the ferry (they take cars,by the way-travel wise-you drive onto the boat)!

    • @JBTriple8
      @JBTriple8 3 года назад +51

      hey as Somebody from wyoming i appreciate your culture and Hockey

    • @kenlompart9905
      @kenlompart9905 3 года назад +49

      Actually, when it comes to stand up comedians Canada gets mentioned a lot because of Just For Laughs in Montreal. A lot of comedians do a Canada/America comparison bit but only when they're here, when they go home we no longer exist.

    • @thel0limiz3r
      @thel0limiz3r 3 года назад +7

      @@JBTriple8 Thanks my man.

  • @lilyd8908
    @lilyd8908 2 года назад +758

    The collective groan when he said he went to Winnipeg in February did it for me 🤣🤣

    • @cobretticobra7911
      @cobretticobra7911 2 года назад +21

      Well in a way that’s when you go ,when you want the full Winnipeg experience and you’ll want to check out the lcbo crew in portage place 30 minutes before it opens

    • @annemarietobias
      @annemarietobias 10 месяцев назад +9

      It's like saying, yeah I'm damned to Hell for eternity, but its not so bad... Its a dry heat ;-)

    • @MolloyPolloy
      @MolloyPolloy 10 месяцев назад +4

      If you kids can't keep your hands to yourself, I'm gonna turn this car around, and there'll be no Cape Canaveral for anybody!
      That's it! Back to Winnipeg.

    • @pcatful
      @pcatful 10 месяцев назад +11

      my brother in law from Winnipeg said in Winnipeg, you can't lose a dog because you can still see it out there if it runs for three days (more or less). (so flat).

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 6 месяцев назад +3

      I have a brother who lives in Bismarck, ND. It regularly gets around 30 below there, so I couldn't imagine what going further north would be like.

  • @scottleary8468
    @scottleary8468 3 года назад +1024

    Jim Gaffigan has the skill to find the humor in ordinary every day things. I think he's the best comedian out there today. His type of humor is what people need.

    • @rudywouters8303
      @rudywouters8303 2 года назад +3

      It's gnarly he write and made a bit for canadians.

    • @squamish4244
      @squamish4244 2 года назад +11

      Kinda sick of all the sex jokes, blah blah blah women are like this men are like that, jesus christ work on your material. Yes, this kind of stuff is underappreciated.

    • @josevaldez3913
      @josevaldez3913 2 года назад +3

      Bill Bryson is another guy that finds humor in every day life.

    • @hilohahoma1547
      @hilohahoma1547 2 года назад +10

      He is very refreshing in a world of vulgar comedy, I mean I'm no puritan but guys like Chris Rock just curse all the time to cover up their lack of wit and nuance. Jim is a master.

    • @WaffleHouse247
      @WaffleHouse247 2 года назад +3

      Sebastian Maniscalco too

  • @enquestofficial
    @enquestofficial 4 года назад +4002

    As a Yukoner, the fact that he completely forgot about us is pretty par for the course

    • @natalieisagirlnow
      @natalieisagirlnow 4 года назад +202

      yukon never remember it

    • @scocassovegetus
      @scocassovegetus 4 года назад +123

      Awwww~! You got Calvin & Hobbs on your side, though.

    • @sethgaston845
      @sethgaston845 4 года назад +116

      So... are Yukoner do something about it? Remember: it's CANadian, not CAN'Tadian!

    • @mattk6272
      @mattk6272 4 года назад +105

      Yukon is one of Canada's most beautiful places. I'm from Winnipeg and im surprised it's mentioned. Normally it's just Toronto, Vancouver, and Montreal

    • @jonathantucker6273
      @jonathantucker6273 4 года назад +16

      Can't wait to take my family there!

  • @alexhumble6435
    @alexhumble6435 4 года назад +2649

    10 minutes of making fun of a country, yet never being offensive. Jim's a classy guy, comedy gold

    • @michaellombard894
      @michaellombard894 3 года назад +25

      Alex so true, and he's a Humble guy as well 😂!

    • @dustinwood8431
      @dustinwood8431 3 года назад +3

      And unfunny. Super classy

    • @TayR0C
      @TayR0C 3 года назад +34

      People who care about being offensive is why comedy is dying.

    • @geraldhgiles
      @geraldhgiles 3 года назад +2

      What province are you from the one that is all perverts would you fine that offence

    • @MrCcnyone306
      @MrCcnyone306 3 года назад +3

      Ya try that with a country that isn’t completely white.

  • @WayneSturt
    @WayneSturt Год назад +401

    I have never seen a comedian that can tell as many funny jokes on one topic as Jim Gaffigan. Thanks Jim

    • @vexailspittervexailspitter2422
      @vexailspittervexailspitter2422 Год назад +4

      George Carlin on flying goes on and on and it's hilarious

    • @JimmyDeLocke
      @JimmyDeLocke Год назад +2

      Right. How many horse jokes is this guy going to do?

    • @davidc5820
      @davidc5820 11 месяцев назад +1

      Whales?

    • @darcisw
      @darcisw 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@JimmyDeLockeThat’s exactly what I was thinking. Comedy GOLD! 🐎 🐴

    • @ferretyluv
      @ferretyluv 28 дней назад

      You haven’t seen many comedians then.

  • @karma4505
    @karma4505 3 года назад +2339

    Fun fact: Canadians apologize so much we passed an apology act so if you say sorry in court it cant be used against you as an admission of guilt

    • @DmDrae
      @DmDrae 3 года назад +79

      Is.. is that true??

    • @karma4505
      @karma4505 3 года назад +205

      @@DmDrae lol, I dont think its actually cuz we apologize a lot but yea- in 2009 an act was passed saying that "sorry" couldn't be used against a person as an admission of fault or liability in connection with the matter to which the words or actions relate. Excluding Québec and Yukon👀

    • @JamBitTheChosen
      @JamBitTheChosen 3 года назад +22

      @@DmDrae So funny! I was asking myself the same question word for word as clicked the replies!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @THIS---GUY
      @THIS---GUY 3 года назад +60

      Sich a funny Canadian law.. An apology does not constitute an admission of fault or liability &must not be taken into consideration in determining fault or liability.
      I've been outed as Canadian for saying sorry while gaming many times 😂

    • @SIDCIAVIC
      @SIDCIAVIC 3 года назад +11

      Americans aren't certain soory is an Apology.

  • @tilasole3252
    @tilasole3252 Год назад +80

    I love the crowds reaction to the time zone, Newfoundland and Winnipeg jokes. Never heard a crowd enjoying themselves so much.

    • @wendyfaith1048
      @wendyfaith1048 Месяц назад +1

      @tilasole. The 1/2 time zone difference in Newfoundland is a standing joke in Canada. Good that he picked up on that.😂😂😂

    • @tilasole3252
      @tilasole3252 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@wendyfaith1048just discovered there was a Black Tickle 😅

  • @ronsmith4520
    @ronsmith4520 2 года назад +296

    There are times when American comedians come to Canada and tell jokes that are not funny and sort of insulting to us but Jim tells jokes that are funny and endearing to Canadians. He is truly a great comedian

    • @mikearchibald744
      @mikearchibald744 Год назад +6

      Come on, those are comedians who insulte everybody. Gilbert Gottfried: "oh look, there's black goo coming out of that tree....lets EAT it....and make others eat it".

  • @ericspencer8093
    @ericspencer8093 2 года назад +254

    I was up in Maine in August a few years ago. Went wading (ankle deep) in the Atlantic, and the water was so cold it was like walking in an ice chest. Yet, it was full of happy Canadians in swimsuits vacationing "down South", as if they were in Miami.

    • @mikearchibald744
      @mikearchibald744 Год назад +28

      LOL, just have to mention the one exception (as a plug). If you go to the atlantic ocean between Nova Scotia, New Brunswick and PEI, it forms into many small bays where the water is actually warmer than New York or South Caralina.

    • @StrangeScaryNewEngland
      @StrangeScaryNewEngland Год назад +5

      @@mikearchibald744 I'm sure the sharks love that, too

    • @lijohnyoutube101
      @lijohnyoutube101 Год назад +25

      I was in Bahamas once in March it was like 72F? Maybe 74F. Am from upper midwest US. We were swimming and having a ball with a few other northern peeps including a few from Canada. Like 2/3 of our tour group was from southern Florida. They were in long beach pants, long tees, several hats and majorly had cardigans/light jackets on declaring it was far too cold for the beach. They thought we were full on BONKERS for swimming lol

    • @switchgears4831
      @switchgears4831 Год назад +6

      ​@@justahasbeen met my wife of 25 years when she was a waitess in OOB! She would tell stories of Canadian beach attire on the regular hahaha

    • @nb2008nc
      @nb2008nc Год назад +5

      I find it hard to believe the Gulf of St. Lawrence is warmer than the Gulf Stream in South Carolina.

  • @triggeredcat120
    @triggeredcat120 4 года назад +333

    “I went to Winnipeg in February.”
    Audience: “Oooohhhh.....”
    😂😂😂
    As someone born and raised in Alberta, he stated facts. 😂

    • @timnor4803
      @timnor4803 2 года назад +34

      I lived in northern Minnesota and we always said... eh it's still not Winnipeg cold😂😑

    • @triggeredcat120
      @triggeredcat120 2 года назад +8

      @@timnor4803 That is FACTS😂

    • @LIONTAMER3D
      @LIONTAMER3D 2 года назад +6

      yeah, i was wondering how dam cold if the audience recoiled lol

    • @triggeredcat120
      @triggeredcat120 2 года назад +6

      @@LIONTAMER3D Because Manitoba also has so many lakes, it adds to the coldness. They usually get -35 Celsius.

    • @LIONTAMER3D
      @LIONTAMER3D 2 года назад +8

      @@triggeredcat120 that's no longer "freezing", that's "cryo" o.0

  • @mistertee5000
    @mistertee5000 4 года назад +2007

    He nailed so much of this that he must be a secret Canadian. No American knows this much about Canada!

    • @xipheonj
      @xipheonj 4 года назад +160

      Most Canadians don't know this much about Canada. This was a geography refresher for me as much as a comedy special.

    • @wilburmcbride8096
      @wilburmcbride8096 4 года назад +53

      @@xipheonj He probably an American that has family in Canada.

    • @xipheonj
      @xipheonj 4 года назад +100

      @@wilburmcbride8096 The real and boring answer is he's a travelling comedian. He's literally been to these places. Then add any research he did to flesh out his knowledge when creating the jokes.
      Meanwhile, I've never left my province and only get reminded those other provinces exist when they pop up on the news, or comedians talk about them like this.

    • @rogerc23
      @rogerc23 4 года назад +25

      He's CIA

    • @mikepaulus4766
      @mikepaulus4766 4 года назад +69

      @@rogerc23 Canadian In Actuality

  • @JoeyLocognato-k8k
    @JoeyLocognato-k8k Год назад +96

    This man is special, and clean. No swearing every ten words.

    • @billywitwhistle202
      @billywitwhistle202 4 месяца назад

      ...and I heard he uses Dude Wipes!

    • @rlud304
      @rlud304 3 месяца назад

      I don’t get this whole self-appointed word police. They are just words. They won’t hurt you🙄

    • @jeremyrafuse5330
      @jeremyrafuse5330 3 месяца назад

      He's the Will Smith of comedians.

    • @7jjessie
      @7jjessie Месяц назад

      @@jeremyrafuse5330He attacks people?

    • @jeremyrafuse5330
      @jeremyrafuse5330 Месяц назад

      @@7jjessie don't @ me if you're gonna be retarded.

  • @lindaberg1695
    @lindaberg1695 2 года назад +115

    I'm a Canadian who loves this!! Jim is always funny and never crass......great talent & so funny!

    • @starman5234
      @starman5234 Год назад +3

      I'm Canadian and I loved it. The best part was about Winnipeg.

  • @fosterfuchs
    @fosterfuchs 4 года назад +616

    For the first few years after I came to the United States from Germany, I thought there was a really good college basketball team in northwestern Canada. Only later did I realize that it was UConn, not Yukon.

    • @TheLamrose
      @TheLamrose 3 года назад +32

      Don't feel too bad. I live in the US and don't follow basketball. When I was younger, I kept wondering why the US college teams kept playing a team from Northern Canada, who evidently was pretty good. LOL

    • @robertshonk518
      @robertshonk518 3 года назад +45

      And they're even called the UConn Huskies.

    • @reedkent7255
      @reedkent7255 3 года назад +11

      Gold! 👊😆 😆👊

    • @coreygossman6243
      @coreygossman6243 3 года назад +8

      @Markus Fuchs
      I'm happy for you that you do, but you don't have to put that as your name...

    • @stevedriscoll2539
      @stevedriscoll2539 3 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣👍nice

  • @Marcel-eg9bz
    @Marcel-eg9bz 4 года назад +1805

    "I spent a week in Vancouver, somehow it rained for two weeks."
    Accurate.

    • @TragoudistrosMPH
      @TragoudistrosMPH 4 года назад +14

      Hehe I stayed a week and it didn't rain once. I bring the sun!

    • @codekhalil6437
      @codekhalil6437 4 года назад +4

      Could use some of that rain right about now. It's been brutally hot for 2 weeks :(

    • @YoutubeBorkedMyOldHandle_why
      @YoutubeBorkedMyOldHandle_why 4 года назад +20

      I grew up near Vancouver and honestly I tire of this stereotype. I get it, it rains a lot. What happens though, is it rains for two weeks, then it is sunny for two weeks, as compared with other places where it rains every other day or two. People only ever recall the rain however. Statistically Vancouver has: 45" over 165 rain days per annum. Compare this with New York: 50" over 122 days. And perhaps Los Angeles (a desert) which has: 15" over 35 days, though in reality it falls almost all at once, (which is why there are ENORMOUS cement ditches (in Terminator 2) to prevent massive flooding.) I guess it's what you are used to. But get over it, there is a lot more to be said for Vancouver than just rain.

    • @codekhalil6437
      @codekhalil6437 4 года назад +1

      @@RUclipsBorkedMyOldHandle_why You're not wrong

    • @pleaseenteranamelol711
      @pleaseenteranamelol711 4 года назад +3

      Yeah I grew up in Vancouver and the rent was high and it was mostly cold. The other kids I grew up with were nice though. The rent seems to have gone up even more since I left so I don't intend to live there again

  • @jackwallace9181
    @jackwallace9181 Год назад +28

    I have nothing but admiration for Gaffigan's ability to make people laugh without being rude or offensive or pushing the line. Don't get me wrong - I love that kind of comedy. I also have a very soft spot in my heart for humor I can share with literally anyone.
    You're a good man Jim, and f$*@ing hilarious.

  • @sparklemonkey11
    @sparklemonkey11 2 года назад +612

    Me and the wife while driving across canada once came upon a town named simco. It was so hilarious we stayed there for a week. Apparently we were the first tourist there ever. We stayed at the only hotel which had the only restaurant. That day happened to be mothers day and the whole town showed up and the festivities overloaded the powergrid and the lights went out. Then we were issued complimentary flashlights.

    • @xxxBradTxxx
      @xxxBradTxxx 2 года назад +8

      Was it named after General John Simcoe?

    • @sparklemonkey11
      @sparklemonkey11 2 года назад +25

      @@xxxBradTxxx I haven't the slightest idea, being from indiana. During the trucker protest I saw on television a smartcar with a snowplow on it and on the door it said "support from simco"

    • @ROBYNMARKOW
      @ROBYNMARKOW 2 года назад +24

      Sounds like the real-life "Schitts Creek."

    • @kelliegray6088
      @kelliegray6088 2 года назад +1

      @@xxxBradTxxx Excellent, Brad. He was a BAST.A.R.D

    • @xxxBradTxxx
      @xxxBradTxxx 2 года назад +21

      @@kelliegray6088 The way he as depicted in TURN was very inaccurate. He wasn't a bloodthirsty psychopath. He banned slavery when he became Governor of Canada.

  • @MJCPeters
    @MJCPeters 2 года назад +311

    How many entertainers can alter their entire routine to fit their audience, rather than hope the audience loves their usual routine. Class act Jim.

    • @ferretyluv
      @ferretyluv 28 дней назад

      All of them. That’s what all of them do.

  • @TheNewTravel
    @TheNewTravel 4 года назад +2646

    As a Winnipegger... "Sorry it's so cold" could be our new tourism slogan

    • @MsHojat
      @MsHojat 4 года назад +39

      Except in the summer; gets quite hot compared to a lot of other places. It's only like 2-3 months tho.

    • @MrUndersolo
      @MrUndersolo 4 года назад +62

      In Hamilton, we say, 'Sorry you're here.'

    • @augurseer
      @augurseer 4 года назад +19

      It IS your slogan bud. Though I did love Winnipeg.

    • @robmckay875
      @robmckay875 4 года назад +69

      Welcome to Winnipeg!!! We're born here, what's your excuse?

    • @powertothesheeple5422
      @powertothesheeple5422 4 года назад +13

      @@MsHojat Must be why people from the Philippines go there.

  • @mpenny54
    @mpenny54 4 года назад +290

    I love Jim gaffigan. He just has a easy way about himself. And his humor is not laced with profanity.

    • @commentcopbadge6665
      @commentcopbadge6665 4 года назад +4

      So... basically he's really funny.

    • @jerryoshea3116
      @jerryoshea3116 4 года назад +4

      Yes,I can "swear"or is it "curse"enough(something I may do at times,but I'm not so stupid that it makes me proud!)
      so I have no need to watch or listen to someone who is totally reliant on profanity(which means many commediennes)so this dude is somewhat of a novelty(quite "old school")

    • @brettsmith5903
      @brettsmith5903 4 года назад +1

      Jim gaffigan and bill burr are my 2 favorite comedians but their polar opposites. Bill burr swears alot but that adds to his comedy.

    • @spacecowboy07723
      @spacecowboy07723 4 года назад

      Like totally

  • @karlenewarner8170
    @karlenewarner8170 2 месяца назад +20

    It’s so wonderful that Jim Gaffigan has the ability to laugh at ourselves without being offended. We are from the US and he has made us laugh at ourselves so many times!

  • @jamess7264
    @jamess7264 3 года назад +147

    He is a very talented comedian, no profanity and just nails it. He even makes the famous Hot Pockets funny.

  • @yolhanson
    @yolhanson 4 года назад +190

    Same here in Australia: Northern Territory, South Australia, Western Australia. Very creative. Plus two states named in honour of the British monarch at the time -- one for her name, the other her title (Victoria and Queensland); a state named after Abel Tasman (that's kind of okay), and -- try to get your head around this -- the most populous state named after southern Wales, a region with which it possesses absolutely no similarities. You guessed it: welcome to New South Wales.
    I think Canada, with Saskatchewan, Ontario and Quebec, is doing pretty well by comparison.

    • @JollyOldCanuck
      @JollyOldCanuck 4 года назад +5

      We have Prince Edward Island and Alberta (named after Prince Albert) which are named after old princes.

    • @jjohnston94
      @jjohnston94 4 года назад +16

      I love all the aboriginal names in Australia: Tibooburra, Jerrabomberra, Yarrawonga, etc., We've got plenty in the US, too: Mississippi, Okeefenokee, Tallahassee, Winnepesaukee,

    • @bobs_ya_runkle
      @bobs_ya_runkle 4 года назад +8

      Great post mate! I am from that state with the ridiculous name you mention - New South Wales.

    • @svetlana60656
      @svetlana60656 4 года назад +3

      In Australia, their time zones go by the half-hour too, don't they?

    • @mikeneufield5499
      @mikeneufield5499 4 года назад +5

      @@bobs_ya_runkle as a Canadian I never thought about that ,, a place called , new south Wales , in Australia lol .. n thts right when I think of Wales , green valleys etc ,doesnt exactly ring a bell thinking about Australia lets put it that way .. *w

  • @thereever3187
    @thereever3187 4 года назад +325

    Jim is an honorary Canadian, he's polite enough.

    • @nonyabidness5708
      @nonyabidness5708 3 года назад +7

      I’m American and actually thought he was Canadian. 😂

    • @denniskrilla3801
      @denniskrilla3801 3 года назад +5

      He makes me want to visit Canada

    • @mikearchibald744
      @mikearchibald744 Год назад

      He can't be an honorary canadian, he talks about canada too much.

  • @c.h.5389
    @c.h.5389 Год назад +98

    I appreciate a comedian who takes the time to learn, and discover, the geography of where he's performing. 👌

    • @hensonlaura
      @hensonlaura 4 месяца назад +4

      And the skill it takes to riff show how it's funny.

  • @deemariedubois4916
    @deemariedubois4916 4 года назад +368

    Omg I laughed so hard. I love Canada and Canadians. STORY TIME
    A girlfriend and I drove through several Canadian provinces to hit the Alcan highway and drive home to Alaska. I had a 3 and 1 year old, she had a 2 year old. We were driving her new Jeep wagoner, child seats weren’t law and just starting to make an appearance, so we loaded all our luggage on top so we could put down the back seats leaving a huge area for them. We put pillows, blankets, and toys with them, the cooler under the legs of the front passenger seat, and off we went. We were 22 and had absolutely total confidence and absolutely no sense.
    We had no idea speed limit signs were not in mph so we made really good time on the paved roads. Fortunately every Royal Canadian Police Officer we saw was at a gas station-boy that Jeep Wagoner V-8 sucked down the gas when you were doing 80mph-or in a restaurant. Every Canadian we met was so nice to us. At every motel we stayed there was always someone that would run out to help us haul all that luggage off the roof into our rooms. Several times they opened the closed restaurant so we and the kids could eat. At one motel a lady drove to her home in the morning and got her milk so we could fill bottles for the baby that day and there was always someone to top our cooler off with ice. Everyone was horrified when we tried tip them for their kindness which was good as the cash we had for tips went for gas. Luckily the Jeep would take unleaded gas which then was half the price of regular; you just had to find the pump which was normally off in a back corner somewhere.
    All went fantastically, the kids so happy in their big carpeted play area, then we hit the Alcan Highway HELL. One thousand three hundred and ninety miles of unPAVED, rutted, potholes that could swallow a small car, crossing streams, of HELL. The babies were getting beat to death in the back and only laughed when they actually flew in the air. We took the 3 sleeping bags-hey we thought we could hit snow-shoved on the floor under the folded down back seats out on the area on top of each other. Lined the sides with the pillows and pulled our heavy coats out of our suitcases to pad the inside of the metal tail gate. That helped some but we would all get hot and couldn’t put down the windows do to the dust flying up from the road. NO AC IN JEEP. The two babies traveled only in diapers, my 3 year old son in his underwear.
    We eventually reached home in Alaska. I was more tired than I had ever been but damn we made it with 3 live kids. Canada has always been a warm amazing memory.

    • @LombarHisst74
      @LombarHisst74 4 года назад +24

      That's awesome! My Grandparents drove my Sister 8yrs & me 6yrs from North Hollywood California all the way to Victoria Canada in a Ford Fairlane station wagon (1980) & it was the most amazing adventure playing in the back trunk area & wearing our pj's (Underoos) & Yogi Bear one-zees most of the time. Good times & good memories passing thru California Washington & Oregon 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Canada was so clean & green from what I can remember as a 6yr old

    • @jbrisby
      @jbrisby 4 года назад +14

      It's not like that anymore. Canada is gone. Asians colonized it and now it's this gross Third World diversity showcase.

    • @mohitoness
      @mohitoness 4 года назад +53

      ​@@jbrisby OP, great story. jbrisby, Asians are not the reasons you have to drive with toddler car seats. Small towns still have people just as friendly anytime I travel in BC and Alta... you're blaming economic globalization (a western initiative) on immigrants looking for a better life

    • @Mobax13
      @Mobax13 4 года назад +25

      @@mohitoness Yup, Canada is still plenty friendly. It is definitely more noticeable in small towns. A few years back I was driving from Vancouver to Winnipeg (in the summer) for my cousins wedding. In the Fraser Valley nearly every gas station is 24hr, it didn't even occur to me that in Saskatchewan gas stations close at 9 or 10pm. So I drive into this little town 10 minutes off the freeway, and the lady opened the station back up for me to fill up. Super nice, otherwise I'd have been stuck until the next morning.

    • @jbrisby
      @jbrisby 4 года назад +2

      @@mohitoness Believe me, I'm well aware that the 1% is to blame.

  • @rayherbst6655
    @rayherbst6655 3 года назад +116

    God bless Jim Gaffigan and his beloved family. He’s been blessed with a tremendous comedic gift

  • @tylerdurden3347
    @tylerdurden3347 4 года назад +1009

    Canada: St. John's - 2
    United States: SPRINGFIELD - 36

    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 4 года назад +23

      TRUE!! I'm in the U.S. Even the small town outside of Chicago I live in has "sister cities" with the same name in something like 4-5 different U.S. States!

    • @actinganimal885
      @actinganimal885 4 года назад +7

      Winchester

    • @larsencp
      @larsencp 3 года назад +55

      US: Kansas City - 2, across a river

    • @machalollipop8883
      @machalollipop8883 3 года назад +10

      In Canada, we have alot of Notre-Dame and Sacré-Coeur cause the French speakers xD

    • @PanAndScanBuddy
      @PanAndScanBuddy 3 года назад

      Arcadia has a lot too

  • @redrock861
    @redrock861 2 года назад +96

    I once pulled into a parking spot at the same time as somebody pulled in from the opposite side. Since both cars wouldn't fit into the space, I apologized and told him he could have the spot. He also apologized and told me I could have the spot. After a few rounds of this we both backed out of the spot and found somewhere else to park.

    • @feralbluee
      @feralbluee 2 года назад +4

      ~~ ROTFL ~~ OMG, i can’t take it. so damn funny!! 😛🤣😹 and wonderful. you’re both wonderful people :)🌷🌱

    • @pamelasprenger459
      @pamelasprenger459 2 года назад +2

      That would never happen in the USA 🤣 more like a fist fight...

    • @KlingonPrincess
      @KlingonPrincess Год назад +6

      That's the most Canadian thing ever 😂

    • @tomdrewenskus8167
      @tomdrewenskus8167 Год назад

      @@pamelasprenger459 Actually, more like a gun fight since there are 1.3 guns for every person in America.

    • @MjMurphy777
      @MjMurphy777 Год назад +1

      That’s hilarious 😆

  • @ShellShock794
    @ShellShock794 4 года назад +197

    That unanimous "oh" after he mentioned Winnipeg was so perfect

    • @carpe996
      @carpe996 4 года назад +11

      Equivalent to " Visited Phoenix last August "

    • @allenmeza6786
      @allenmeza6786 4 года назад +5

      Houston or new Orleans, same temp, but add 100% humidity

  • @lesliemccormick6527
    @lesliemccormick6527 4 года назад +1167

    F.Y.I.-
    Fun fact:
    Saying "sorry" in Canada does NOT mean "accepting blame or responsibility".....
    Ergo, if a person being sued or charged with something in court said or says "sorry", it can not be held against them. It's legislated.
    In Canadian parlance, "Sorry" can mean any number of things from,
    "I did not hear you" to "you poor thing!" to "quit being a jerk" to "I feel badly that you feel badly" and many other sentiments besides.
    It's all about context.
    Sorry.

    • @bradd188
      @bradd188 4 года назад +68

      Someone bumped into me at the grocery store the other day and I apologized for it lol.

    • @brokenwave6125
      @brokenwave6125 4 года назад +39

      You actually think that's unique to Canada? Haha

    • @bradd188
      @bradd188 4 года назад +86

      @@brokenwave6125 they had to pass a law in canada that saying sorry wasn't an admission of guilt because canadians would be apoligizing for shit in court that they weren't guilty of lol I think that's pretty unique to canada I'm not sure where else they've had to pass legislation like that because of how often a citizen apologies lol

    • @clogger10
      @clogger10 4 года назад +19

      'Sorry' is not an admission of guilt. 'I am sorry your goldfish died' just means that you are sad the fish died, not that you killed it. However to apologize means taking responsibility for the action.

    • @bradd188
      @bradd188 4 года назад +23

      @@clogger10 were talking about legislation passed in regards to people apoligizing and saying sorry in court no one's talking about someone's gold fish dieing.
      Apoligizing usually does mean a person is accepting responsibility for their actions but the legislation pointed out in the original post is that canadians apoligizing in court doesn't nessisarly mean they are accepting responsibility.
      Usually when we apologize for something we say sorry that's why I wrote what I wrote cuz I was talking about the same thing.

  • @TheRoJoVideo
    @TheRoJoVideo 3 года назад +130

    He just mines these mundane subjects and somehow finds an original comedy angle. One of my favorite funny guys!

  • @blg.6016
    @blg.6016 2 года назад +95

    I’m an Aussie who travelled to Canada during a snowmageddon years ago and had the exact experience re: Winnipeg. I burst out laughing at that bit! Lol!

  • @bossmare1480
    @bossmare1480 4 года назад +142

    I'm thoroughly impressed with how much Jim knows about Canada and the places he has performed in. 👍👏👏👏

    • @dandecastro51
      @dandecastro51 2 года назад +1

      Yep
      Even pronounced stuff right. I've even heard Canadians (!) say New Found... Land.

  • @Shadoufang
    @Shadoufang 3 года назад +229

    Hi, Jim. I'm a Filipino working in Saudi Arabia. I have a brother with his family living in Winnipeg. And I approve this message. 👋🤣 🤟😂

    • @mthedu
      @mthedu 2 года назад +3

      I'm reading, A Good Provider is One Who Leaves." It's an amazing sacrifice to leave what you know for a chance at a better future. I commend you.

    • @JesusFriedChrist
      @JesusFriedChrist Год назад +3

      Kamusta ka at ano ba yan from a Calgarian. We have lots of Pinoy here too, so I’ve picked up a bit of Tagalog.

    • @Shadoufang
      @Shadoufang Год назад +4

      @@JesusFriedChrist Haha coool! And those are good phrases you picked up 🤩 ano ba yan? ("What the heck?") 😋 Can be used as a joke or an expression of frustration.

  • @lordbacon77
    @lordbacon77 4 года назад +277

    I once drove from Vancouver to Vancouver, then drove back down to Vancouver, then back up in order to take a ferry to Vancouver. If what I just said made sense to you, then I salute you my fellow Cascadian.

    • @statik47
      @statik47 4 года назад +14

      Sounds like you live in Vancouver, WA and your last stop was on Vancouver Island. Greetings from across the Columbia River.

    • @jameson1239
      @jameson1239 4 года назад +5

      Yep

    • @mondy710
      @mondy710 3 года назад +2

      So, your point is that you never left Vancouver?

    • @DonnaBarrHerself
      @DonnaBarrHerself 3 года назад +4

      I woke up on a bus in Vancouver once and thought I’d gone the wrong way.

    • @mfsolutions
      @mfsolutions 2 года назад +3

      you could drive from Ontario, CA to Ontario CA and it would take several days!

  • @iembalm3328
    @iembalm3328 2 года назад +38

    Jim Gaffigan is one of the funniest people on earth! Awesome!!

  • @matthewstone9360
    @matthewstone9360 3 года назад +576

    That was a 9 minute comedy routine on Canadian geography...and it was hilarious.

  • @railanbates1176
    @railanbates1176 3 года назад +528

    I just learned more about Canada then I ever have in school 20 years, and it was awesome.😂😂😂

    • @theancientsam
      @theancientsam 2 года назад +5

      Hey take another look!

    • @me-yc9gr
      @me-yc9gr 2 года назад +10

      Too bad the Canada we loved has now become the Peoples Republic of North America. Thanks, Trudy.

    • @davidhooper1610
      @davidhooper1610 2 года назад +1

      He got a whole bunch of details wrong, I wouldn’t get too excited

    • @erickpalacios8904
      @erickpalacios8904 2 года назад

      Man, the education system has declined that bad eh? Geez.

    • @PetCactusA_HarmlessLittlePrick
      @PetCactusA_HarmlessLittlePrick 2 года назад +2

      TWENTY YEARS! Dear God woman how many grades did you flunk?

  • @ArnethProductions
    @ArnethProductions 3 года назад +71

    "Everyone gets a Vancouver... everyone gets one." Super funny and true! LOL ♡

  • @walkonby100
    @walkonby100 Год назад +9

    No matter how many times I go back and re-watch any of your shows, I laugh uncontrollably as if it is the first time I'm hearing the jokes, Thanks for reminding us how great Canada is ( Toronto resident here ) through your unique balance of mild insults coupled with your clear admiration. Both your high voice and that whisper voice get me every single time!
    Oh also, when I feel a bit sad or down YOUR comedy flips the switch, so thanks for that too.

  • @delphi-moochymaker62
    @delphi-moochymaker62 4 года назад +950

    A Newfoundlander wouldn't say "half an hour" They would say "Turty minutes!"

    • @ccmyart
      @ccmyart 4 года назад +9

      Very Irish.

    • @freedapeeple4049
      @freedapeeple4049 4 года назад +41

      @@ccmyart There is both a Scots-Newfie accent and an Irish-Newfie accent. Oh, and those aren't the only accents in Newfoundland (would you believe a Scots-Irish-French-Newfie accent?) ...

    • @laurawheeler6684
      @laurawheeler6684 4 года назад +9

      They are turty minutes ahead....... not behind......well I guess it’s your point of view. I’m sure that where 90% of Canadian comedians come from.

    • @TheMightyOdin
      @TheMightyOdin 4 года назад +10

      Lord Tunderein!

    • @zombiefitter9998
      @zombiefitter9998 4 года назад +22

      Tell me where you're at and ill be where your to!

  • @Kogger204
    @Kogger204 4 года назад +271

    As a life long Winnipeger, we genuinely tell people not to visit in February. Mostly so we don't have to go outside or show people around in that brutal cold.

    • @ressljs
      @ressljs 4 года назад +14

      I went to Winnipeg in April (not this year of course) for a concert, but I decided to spend the weekend there. I was talking to a local and ask, "What would you recommend for an out of towner?" He looked at me like I was an idiot and said, "Why would you visit Winnipeg in April?"

    • @starlette92
      @starlette92 4 года назад +15

      Remember 2 yrs ago?? Had the day we were colder than the surface of Mars?? 🤣🤣🤣 Good times...

    • @77dris
      @77dris 4 года назад +8

      Winter in Winnipeg is awesome... cold and clean. But spring... it's basically like being pigs rolling around in mud... it's disgusting.

    • @ressljs
      @ressljs 4 года назад +8

      @@77dris Yes, when I was there in "Spring," it was one big, brown mud pit. I think the snow had just melted, so it was warm, but there was standing water everywhere. And none of the plants had started turning green, so it just looked like a mess. I really need to go back during the good part of the year.

    • @staceystockford3309
      @staceystockford3309 3 года назад +6

      Lol good point. I'm from New Brunswick and ended up moving to Winnipeg in February.... Needless to say I'll be happy to get back home to New Brunswick been out here since 2014. Happy to go home this summer.

  • @tattoou1222
    @tattoou1222 4 года назад +291

    Don't forget Fort Saskatchewan......it's in Alberta.

    • @beardking4954
      @beardking4954 3 года назад +11

      Lol only people from The Fort remember Fort Saskatchewan bud.

    • @TayR0C
      @TayR0C 3 года назад +8

      And the North Saskatchewan River literally slices through Alberta's Capital city, Edmonton.

    • @aidanwalt2075
      @aidanwalt2075 3 года назад +8

      To be fair, the US has Kansas City... Missouri

    • @AbbaZabbaOlyFrn
      @AbbaZabbaOlyFrn 3 года назад +3

      Jezuus christ. Get it together, Canada!

    • @Lexor888
      @Lexor888 3 года назад +3

      @@aidanwalt2075 Haha I was so mad when I found out about it. I can't remember the occaision but for some reason I wanted to look up where Kasas City was, guess what state I was searching in... just to find out it's bordering the state of Kasas on the wrong side - like WTF?
      It was almost as bad as when I found out how to spell Arkensaw, erm I mean Arkansas. I already knew how to spell and pronounce the Kansas-part I thought...

  • @blackdog2994
    @blackdog2994 11 месяцев назад +14

    Your description of Winnipeg reminds me of what my folks said about the place when they lived at Gimli, Manitoba. A level of cold you can't imagine unless you've been there. Regularly -30 to -40 and with the wind chill it can drop to -100.
    Cars that have to be plugged in at night to stop the battery freezing. You basically don't go out when it's that cold and if you're shopping when a snow storm hits you can be trapped in the mall for days until it passes.
    As warm weather Brits i don't know how they coped with it.

    • @zimriel
      @zimriel Месяц назад

      I think the province was mostly filled in by Ukrainians and Scots. The Anglos skipped it over and went to Vancouver.

    • @marybeth8788
      @marybeth8788 27 дней назад +1

      I lived in North Dakota and everyone left their cars running all through Mass because otherwise they couldn't drive home after church!

  • @robmckay875
    @robmckay875 4 года назад +263

    My Dad's a refugee from Chile. They had a choice between London, or Winnipeg. They made the right call. GO JETS GO!!!

    • @gregbohnert2789
      @gregbohnert2789 4 года назад +3

      😏

    • @starlette92
      @starlette92 4 года назад +4

      London has Molly Blooms tho! Stobeys pizza, shawarma across from Molly's, Barneys...😄
      Tho here in Winnipeg we have Kings Head and pretty much you can't beat that and their butter chicken poutine

    • @77dris
      @77dris 4 года назад +3

      London Knights aren't too shabby.

    • @robmckay875
      @robmckay875 4 года назад +9

      ​@Tony Tabri Not when Pinochet was running that country.

    • @matttanner462
      @matttanner462 4 года назад +5

      London Ontario? It's pretty nice here. Good junior hockey

  • @KermitFrogThe
    @KermitFrogThe 4 года назад +93

    Made me remember Eddie Izzard talking about the Founding Fathers 'They set off from Plymouth and landing in Plymouth, how lucky is that.'

    • @pbandj37
      @pbandj37 3 года назад +1

      My thoughts exactly! I actually used that reference with my wife yesterday. Weird that this comes up!

  • @VersinKettorix
    @VersinKettorix 4 года назад +285

    I might have cracked a rib or two on "Northwest Storage Area".

    • @Mishkola
      @Mishkola 4 года назад +8

      Yeah, that's my new name for the place.

    • @caity9244
      @caity9244 4 года назад +4

      😂😂😂 Love it

    • @ArnethProductions
      @ArnethProductions 3 года назад

      that was hilarious lol ♡

  • @richardjensen658
    @richardjensen658 2 года назад +9

    Jim Gaffigan is the best/funniest comedian alive. I have seen all of his Netflix specials and have loved them all.

  • @atgb143
    @atgb143 4 года назад +90

    The Canadian audience have a good sense of humor. Sounded like they really enjoyed the show. I hope I can watch Jim on a live show one day. For now, I'm just gonna continue enjoying these clips. ❤

    • @jimpennin9588
      @jimpennin9588 3 года назад +1

      It's time for...
      😃

    • @atgb143
      @atgb143 3 года назад +1

      @@jimpennin9588 ...dinner with the Gaffigans 🎶☺

    • @jimpennin9588
      @jimpennin9588 3 года назад +1

      @@atgb143 😃 Only 6 minutes before you responded. I've missed our daily, then weekly dinners, both the Gaffigans and the amazing people in the chat. Whatever happened to Eleanor? I hope you are doing well

    • @atgb143
      @atgb143 3 года назад +1

      @@jimpennin9588 Thanks! I'm okay. I hope you're also doing well. Yeah, I miss everyone too, including Smiley. Stay safe wherever you are. 🙂

    • @jimpennin9588
      @jimpennin9588 3 года назад +1

      @@atgb143 I'm still surviving.
      OMG...Is Smiley...behind you?!

  • @rodmackinnon4044
    @rodmackinnon4044 3 года назад +63

    Thanks Jim. Nailed it.
    It's obvious you're a secret Canadian. I won't tell anyone.

  • @jeffe4297
    @jeffe4297 4 года назад +70

    "I can say that joke because I'm from the Philippines." Lol

  • @judyweeks1480
    @judyweeks1480 Год назад +16

    I love Jim Gaffigan. I'm surprised he knows so much about Canada! He's so funny and such a nice guy too.

  • @laurasinkins6981
    @laurasinkins6981 4 года назад +105

    OMG!
    "I went to Winnipeg...in February"
    Audience: OHH!!
    😂

  • @619elm
    @619elm 4 года назад +148

    3:45 "We are the Northwest Territories, go terror" slipped by people but I caught it and it had literally laughing out loud!

  • @michaelbyrne6842
    @michaelbyrne6842 4 года назад +22

    Thanks Jim,. You are definitely one of my favorite comedians of all time. Thank you for being there to make people laugh and that is so important in life. God bless you and your family.

  • @2fishes-q5h
    @2fishes-q5h 28 дней назад +3

    It doesn't matter how many times Jim re-packages his routines, I laugh generously out loud, get the munchies, and take a nap... never gets old.

  • @seakelp3508
    @seakelp3508 4 года назад +286

    If laughter is the best medicine, you are the Covid-19 cure.

    • @augustsmith9553
      @augustsmith9553 4 года назад

      Its canned laughter

    • @fiz1036
      @fiz1036 4 года назад +2

      @@augustsmith9553 its not its a live crowd

    • @teamzlabek
      @teamzlabek 4 года назад

      Yung Fizz in jiijii

  • @eastcoastmekeni4794
    @eastcoastmekeni4794 3 года назад +104

    As a Filipino, I can attest that he lives down the block and grew up in the same neighborhood!

  • @Guitaroverkill
    @Guitaroverkill 3 года назад +436

    WOW. A comedian that can do a whole show without cussing. The man deserves a medal from the President.

    • @dougp9382
      @dougp9382 3 года назад +14

      Yeah from the real President Trump!!!
      LET'S GO BRANDON!

    • @MikeHart72
      @MikeHart72 3 года назад +1

      Canada doesn't have a president

    • @Guitaroverkill
      @Guitaroverkill 3 года назад +2

      Born in US.

    • @Guitaroverkill
      @Guitaroverkill 3 года назад +3

      @@MikeHart72 Who’s talking about Canada besides you?

    • @MikeHart72
      @MikeHart72 3 года назад +1

      Guitar Overkill ... Maybe you should go back and read your own comments

  • @dalehood1846
    @dalehood1846 Год назад +9

    Absolutely love Canada. Wonderful people and wonderful scenery. Hopefully, I will be able to visit before too much time goes by. All the best to our neighbors to the north.

  • @Judokasting
    @Judokasting 3 года назад +88

    As a Canadian, this was hilarious. Loved it, now have to watch the special m

  • @Odinfrost
    @Odinfrost 4 года назад +224

    I like how Canadians in the comments are talking about how Newfoundland is pronounced, and I've seen five different pronounciations.

    • @Seonaidh966
      @Seonaidh966 4 года назад +8

      Actually try New Fun Land!!!

    • @elmo-nu2qm
      @elmo-nu2qm 4 года назад +7

      @@Seonaidh966 it is no fun land

    • @h8rraider227
      @h8rraider227 4 года назад +3

      @@elmo-nu2qm its the best fun land

    • @marsbolcan9311
      @marsbolcan9311 4 года назад +5

      don't listen unless it's a Newfoundlander saying it, otherwise they don't know. By the way, neither of the ways in the video are right.

    • @ROAMinstuie420
      @ROAMinstuie420 4 года назад +7

      Understand newfoundland

  • @osgabriel20
    @osgabriel20 3 года назад +31

    I love his style of being funny in a polite settled way. Love from Jordan 🇯🇴 to Canada 🇨🇦

  • @MikeRollauer-m6k
    @MikeRollauer-m6k 4 месяца назад +7

    Drawing the lines of the prairies in the air was a nice touch

  • @Kyle-qd2sy
    @Kyle-qd2sy 4 года назад +76

    Jim Gaffigan, worlds greatest Filipino comedian

    • @k-dude4514
      @k-dude4514 3 года назад +2

      Jokoy is pretty funny, he might give his countryman a run for his money, lol.

  • @Dizzy-Dice
    @Dizzy-Dice 4 года назад +351

    Jim: I went to Winnipeg in February
    Audience: oof

    • @katlynklassen809
      @katlynklassen809 4 года назад +4

      In thunder bay I used to look forward to winnipeg work trips in the winter. More wind but you get some sun.

    • @joer8854
      @joer8854 4 года назад +2

      @@katlynklassen809 Their summers are awesome. Summer in Ontario is horrendous.

    • @anniecharbonneau6657
      @anniecharbonneau6657 4 года назад +1

      Thats when you know he is doing it the show in Canada so funny

  • @lane2063
    @lane2063 2 года назад +39

    Damn you Jim G!!! Found this video while recovering from surgery. Holy smokes I laughed until I cried. Maybe it was the drugs? But maybe you’re better than anything they could put in my IV. Thanks for making me smile, they’ve been sorta rare lately.

    • @JuanPerez-ft9vr
      @JuanPerez-ft9vr 2 года назад +3

      Hope you’re fully recovered. Blessings from Texas!!!

    • @mmdl9297
      @mmdl9297 2 года назад +1

      Hope you didn't pop any stitches 😁

    • @lane2063
      @lane2063 2 года назад +5

      @@mmdl9297 it was all staples and drain tubes and I managed to stay intact 😉

    • @juliepatricia7679
      @juliepatricia7679 Год назад +2

      Sending healing energy

  • @mkodweis
    @mkodweis 2 года назад +10

    As a dual citizen, I get to giggle on both sides of the border. And yes, going to 'Winterpeg' in February - brutal! Glad you lived to tell the hilarious tale!

  • @br41nb0x7
    @br41nb0x7 4 года назад +541

    I'm from Winnipeg. Everything he said, even as a joke, is true.

    • @GameS8int
      @GameS8int 4 года назад +30

      Soooooo, pay the weather bill then.

    • @meadster308
      @meadster308 4 года назад +3

      Do the Winnipeg wealthy head to Florida in the winter?

    • @br41nb0x7
      @br41nb0x7 4 года назад +6

      Mike Meade ...With all that saved up unpaid weather bill money, of course!

    • @IAmAlgolei
      @IAmAlgolei 4 года назад +7

      @@meadster308 The ones I know go to Arizona. In trailer houses.

    • @VanisleGirl1961
      @VanisleGirl1961 4 года назад +15

      @@meadster308 Hell no, we go to Cuba which is free from Americans lol. No seriously it is. And we love it. And we don't have to be "wealthy"to vacation there.

  • @tuppencepetey
    @tuppencepetey 4 года назад +42

    A brilliant take on Canada. This is laugh-out-loud funny.

  • @officialbunners
    @officialbunners 4 года назад +33

    You did a beautiful job with this, brother - nailed it all so well and really brightened my day. Thank you! I feel so lucky every day to be a part of this country, quirks and all.

  • @davidhulme7577
    @davidhulme7577 2 года назад +20

    I absolutely love this guy!!!! Best comedian and sense of humor!

  • @dougsie8791
    @dougsie8791 4 года назад +45

    Whenever I'm thinking things like: "Is that for real?" it's ALWAYS in the Jim Gaffigan high voice.

    • @scipioafricanus5871
      @scipioafricanus5871 4 года назад +1

      it must be his famous "inner critical comedy audience monologue"

  • @RambunctiousRapscallion
    @RambunctiousRapscallion 4 года назад +333

    Jim: I went to Winnipeg in February
    Crowd: You made a mistake

    • @MrKongatthegates
      @MrKongatthegates 4 года назад +32

      Crowd in unison wincing: oooh

    • @milesl818
      @milesl818 4 года назад +6

      Can't blame 'em ... it's cold here :|

    • @marklittle8805
      @marklittle8805 4 года назад +4

      You won't make that mistake twice

    • @misslauren881
      @misslauren881 4 года назад +4

      @@MrKongatthegates crowd and everyone at home: oooooh

    • @Bunkerdwarfputin
      @Bunkerdwarfputin 4 года назад +5

      Kevin Hart did a short 40 second clip when he was here in Winnipeg a few years ago...it was mid February, if I recall correctly...and he was outside downtown somewhere... he was NOT impressed with how cold it was...he was funny AF 😂😂😂
      It's on RUclips somewhere...

  • @jbrisby
    @jbrisby 4 года назад +585

    You got off lucky. There's two seasons in Winnipeg: Winter and mosquito.

    • @heywoodjerbloume
      @heywoodjerbloume 4 года назад +14

      Construction as well.

    • @Mishkola
      @Mishkola 4 года назад +9

      In the North End, you know the winter is over when the sirens start.

    • @FreshAirRules
      @FreshAirRules 4 года назад +2

      @@Mishkola How about when the frozen corpses from winter peek through the melting snow in April?

    • @cijmo
      @cijmo 4 года назад +14

      Alberta has four. Winter, construction, Christmas and no hockey.

    • @RaisonBaby
      @RaisonBaby 4 года назад

      @@Mishkola Can confirm

  • @l3rucewayne1
    @l3rucewayne1 Год назад +4

    My Mom really enjoyed this; she loves learning about geography.

  • @bertoid
    @bertoid 4 года назад +235

    "50 below - at that point it doesn't matter if it's Celsius or Fahrenheit"
    He was pretty close, the temp at which they are the same : -40C = -40F

    • @Paul-zk2tn
      @Paul-zk2tn 4 года назад +7

      Now thats cold

    • @davidmontgomery8943
      @davidmontgomery8943 4 года назад +10

      How cold does it get? You exhale and it falls to the ground with a clunk. Don't even think about inhaling!

    • @johnspooner1403
      @johnspooner1403 4 года назад +7

      Yeah, but he's right. At -50, either way it's super hard to tell the difference by just being out in it.

    • @kabouterwesley83
      @kabouterwesley83 4 года назад +6

      I think he was implying both are friggin cold

    • @FalconFlurry
      @FalconFlurry 4 года назад +9

      But in all practically he's right, once you pass -40 it really doesn't matter what temperature it is, the air still makes your face hurt

  • @drsingingeagle
    @drsingingeagle 4 года назад +57

    In addition to being Native, I am also 1/4 Micronesian and I used to live on Pohnpei Island. When I moved to Saskatchewan, people often asked me, "Why did leave Micronesia, where it's always hot?"
    And I'd reply, "I left Micronesia because it's always hot."

    • @rwilson7197
      @rwilson7197 4 года назад +13

      Yes!! I can much easier deal with Michigan 0 degree weather than Florida's baking sheet 6 months out of the year. Its illegal to go naked in public but you can ALWAYS put another layer on or buy a down parka!! ☃❄🌨☃

    • @M_SC
      @M_SC 4 года назад +4

      How hot is it?

    • @ragincajun7625
      @ragincajun7625 4 года назад +4

      @ester
      It's so hot.......

    • @drsingingeagle
      @drsingingeagle 4 года назад +11

      @Esther B. - It was so hot, one time I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.

    • @rainbowcupcake6335
      @rainbowcupcake6335 4 года назад

      @@drsingingeagle 🤣

  • @yael1473
    @yael1473 4 года назад +8

    I'm a Canadian living abroad and I too went "Ohhhhh" when you said you went to Winnipeg in Feb. Feeling super Canadian right now thank you!

  • @peivandryks5217
    @peivandryks5217 11 месяцев назад +14

    This routine got me into Jim Gaffigan's comedy. It will NEVER get old. Jim IS my fav stand-up comedian ever since.

  • @annmccosker
    @annmccosker 4 года назад +43

    I just wanted to tell you how much joy "Pale Tourist" has brought me! I watched a bunch of your clips in a row and I laughed so hard I cried the entire half hour I watched. Thanks so much for giving us something so hilarious in these bazaar times we're facing!

  • @marclaur4
    @marclaur4 3 года назад +118

    As a Canadian I can say that You definitely nailed it. I've laughed a lots it's hilarious! Thumb up!

  • @Peaceful_Chickadee
    @Peaceful_Chickadee 3 года назад +28

    You are wonderful Jim Gaffigan! I grew up in Winnipeg, and your sense of humor is spot on! Thank you for making me laugh in these crazy times we're living in right now. 😊

  • @loganlabbe9767
    @loganlabbe9767 2 года назад +6

    When it comes to making jokes about ANYTHING Jim is the most skilled comedian ever hands down. He did like a dozen jokes in a row about ketchup.

  • @MikeWeiner
    @MikeWeiner 4 года назад +18

    With all the craziness going on, I know I can always put on your videos, your playlists, watching your family, and take a break from it all and enjoy myself. Thank you for doing this for us every single day!

  • @billthompson4718
    @billthompson4718 4 года назад +5

    Nailed it! I’m Canadian, proud of it, wouldn’t live anywhere else. And you figured out Canadian culture and delivered! Great job.

  • @mykeprior3436
    @mykeprior3436 4 года назад +256

    Hey now, we tried naming the territories, "itztufar-tugo" just hasn't passed yet.

  • @fubringbackdownvotecounts3379
    @fubringbackdownvotecounts3379 Год назад +3

    I like my standup with vulgarity and anger and then there's Jim that is absolutely one of my favorites. Keeping it clean and still be THAT hilarious is a true talent and rare breed. Thanks for bringing alot of laughter to my world Jim.

  • @robertriteman3227
    @robertriteman3227 4 года назад +81

    My taste usually runs to Jimmy Carr, Bill Burr , etc. but you became my new favorite for being willing to speak up for civility and decency being restored to your own country . Bravo. It should be you gettng the Medal of Honor rather than the toadies that sold their integirty and spread hate rather than love.

  • @Secretcircuits
    @Secretcircuits 4 года назад +125

    Funny side note: Nunavut was announced on April Fools day.

    • @Special_Sharpie
      @Special_Sharpie 4 года назад +4

      My sister was born April 1st, 1999, the same day and year Nunavut was officially declared a territory

    • @Secretcircuits
      @Secretcircuits 4 года назад +3

      I was a shithead kid in grade 7 absolutely convinced it was a nationwide prank

    • @caseysimon6357
      @caseysimon6357 4 года назад +3

      I’ve been there..it’s the most beautiful place that I was so very happy to leave. 🤦‍♂️

    • @capcompass9298
      @capcompass9298 4 года назад

      @@Special_Sharpie Hey, maybe you could name NW Territories after your sister.

    • @aaroncollins6411
      @aaroncollins6411 3 года назад +2

      And was almost named Metallicaland because of their concert in 1995

  • @suebrown3465
    @suebrown3465 4 года назад +8

    This weekend I’m watching Pale Tourist on Amazon Prime ,because you’ve teased us all week and today you stopped in the middle of Canada..and I wanted to hear more...well done sir!

  • @KirstenG-v8r
    @KirstenG-v8r 8 дней назад

    I love Jim Gaffigan! I'm down and out with Covid right now and watching Jim's stand-up on RUclips is pulling me through. I never realized Jim posted videos during the pandemic or I would have been watching. Laughter was what we needed more than anything. I never got COVID until now, the end of 2024 and luckily it's not as serious an illness as it was 4 years ago, but laughter is still the best medicine. I'm hoping Jim never stops performing. He's the greatest comedian ever!!

  • @pena8002
    @pena8002 3 года назад +8

    I LOVE HIS HUMOR.. HE’S VERY FUNNY WITHOUT BEING VULGAR. WONDERFUL!

  • @o0TwistedByDesign0o
    @o0TwistedByDesign0o 4 года назад +17

    So sometime last year, my friends and I attended a weekly stand-up open micesque kind of even at a bar called The Rivoli in Toronto. Guess who made a pop-up appearence? THANKS for bringing your brilliance that night Jim! You’re one of the very best and I certainly look forward to seeing one of your legit shows in Toronto!

  • @NicoleWilbur
    @NicoleWilbur 4 года назад +22

    The Ontarians reaction to him going to Winnipeg is spot on. “Haha hope you bring a coat!” Also the crowd’s unanimous reaction to Winnipeg in February

  • @donkraemer50
    @donkraemer50 2 года назад +24

    A whole skit on Canada...and I laughed so hard. Not many can do that. Lol