Visiting an Australian Beach | Gabriel Iglesias

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  • @_NIKOS9_NIKOS
    @_NIKOS9_NIKOS 4 года назад +6153

    The next day the pirate was like: BLOODY HELL! I CANT BELIEVE I GAVE ME BEST KNIFE TO A WHALE!!!

  • @JuliaFrancisEmilyLouise
    @JuliaFrancisEmilyLouise 3 года назад +4699

    That is the best description of Australian culture I've ever heard "it's not bullying if everyone does it"

    • @triarb5790
      @triarb5790 3 года назад +106

      When he said that I'm like, Yepp, That's Aussies for you!!
      I came here as a posh pom and got heaps of shit for my snotty accent, my fear of giant spiders, alarm at the sun's heat, and even the way I dressed (from London, I was about 10 years ahead of Australians at the time, mullets were hilariously old fashioned and bumpkin to my eyes) . And he's right everyone was equally rude, I was so confused! Then I realised I needed to give heaps of shit back,once I did that then suddenly I was in. One of the gang. An Aussie. It's like a right of passage, the real citizenship test.😁

    • @S1L3NTK1LL3R51
      @S1L3NTK1LL3R51 3 года назад +53

      Unfortunately it’s not quite like that anymore so much political correctness nowadays :/

    • @schuesslerlauren
      @schuesslerlauren 3 года назад +7

      I want to go so bad

    • @S1L3NTK1LL3R51
      @S1L3NTK1LL3R51 3 года назад +17

      @@schuesslerlauren it is quite nice here depending on where you go but up in Queensland has more sun/beach activities whilst Melbourne and Sydney have some more things to do and explore

    • @schuesslerlauren
      @schuesslerlauren 3 года назад +6

      @@S1L3NTK1LL3R51 I wanna go so bad... 😭

  • @squizzy3617
    @squizzy3617 4 года назад +1594

    As an Australian, this bit never gets old, and it's 100% genuine

    • @impa7125
      @impa7125 4 года назад +3

      He left out the airport tho :(

    • @Persuess
      @Persuess 4 года назад +4

      AUSTRALIA FOREVER

    • @garyjones5406
      @garyjones5406 4 года назад +10

      Err no , unfortunately its garnished with bullshit old mate. I can tell you that after sharing 3 bottles of Bundy you aren't going to be capable of eating or leaving the building standing up....a quiet corner , anywhere , is where you will be found next morning.

    • @squizzy3617
      @squizzy3617 4 года назад +14

      @@garyjones5406 you just dont know how to drink maybe?
      Larger blokes tend to have a higger tolerance to alcohol also 🤷‍♂️
      The questionable part... is whether you could palate that much bundy rum

    • @babbsd7235
      @babbsd7235 4 года назад +2

      I've always wanted to go for a visit. I'd fit right in!

  • @RockyRxx
    @RockyRxx 2 года назад +724

    I am an Indian in Australia and I can confirm Aussies are the most amazing people on the planet. You can practically start a conversation with a stranger anywhere and you’ll love it. I am a proud Aussie now ❤

    • @starwyn7
      @starwyn7 2 года назад +17

      That’s so nice to hear Rox, happy to have you here 😊

    • @KEJAD1AN
      @KEJAD1AN 2 года назад +11

      Yeah mate 💛💚

    • @dearbrad1996
      @dearbrad1996 2 года назад +14

      Don't you think there are too many Indians in Australia? You love India so why leave it?

    • @dearbrad1996
      @dearbrad1996 2 года назад +2

      @I C U 069 fellow Aussies? There's no such thing. You been sold a porky pie, me lovely

    • @starwyn7
      @starwyn7 2 года назад +25

      @@dearbrad1996 he didn’t say he loved India

  • @01sentiiack
    @01sentiiack 4 года назад +3246

    Therapists in Australia: *Yeah, sucks to be u m8.*

    • @HamisGood12
      @HamisGood12 4 года назад +39

      This is so true.

    • @petethecat4356
      @petethecat4356 4 года назад +6

      Damn

    • @od...2252
      @od...2252 4 года назад +1

      XD

    • @sighrd
      @sighrd 4 года назад +62

      We are a nation that considers the word an acceptable thing to call your dearest friend. Australian therapy would sound something like "Dry your eyes princess, take a shot of concrete and harden the fuck up". As an Aussie expat living in the USA, I have to admit there was some...culture shock in this regard...

    • @mercentperrault
      @mercentperrault 4 года назад +4

      It's more like “Sucks to be yoo might.”

  • @jenniferrambocus3383
    @jenniferrambocus3383 3 года назад +1555

    His Aussie accent isn't too bad
    " a drunk pirate under water"
    🤣

    • @tenhirankei
      @tenhirankei 3 года назад +2

      I'm not even going to ask how you come up with that comparison!

    • @SpennyBoi
      @SpennyBoi 3 года назад +11

      Actually it’s “ a drunk pirate on drugs with a spider in their mouth” the spiders give us the raspiness.

    • @costag7241
      @costag7241 3 года назад +4

      It’s darn good considering he has a distinct American accent that didn’t follow

    • @charcoalblues.6121
      @charcoalblues.6121 3 года назад +1

      I"ve never heard either

    • @LukiO4500
      @LukiO4500 2 года назад +8

      In Australia we call them "Bogans"

  • @TreasureHuntingNana
    @TreasureHuntingNana 3 года назад +453

    "it's not bullying if everyone does it" NAILED IT!

    • @donaldmoore9306
      @donaldmoore9306 3 года назад +1

      Oh yes that’s true. How are you doing. Hope you are fine and staying safe out there?

    • @nunyabiz6925
      @nunyabiz6925 3 года назад +3

      That’s what my husband’s family told me when I first visited them lol

  • @Giveme1goodreason
    @Giveme1goodreason 2 года назад +613

    One of my friends from Canada summed it up like this.
    “Australia is the only place I’ve been where I don’t feel like I’m walking on egg shells to protect peoples feelings. If you don’t want to be called a spaz. Don’t be a spaz.”

    • @shakesfirst2443
      @shakesfirst2443 2 года назад +13

      Yeah, that's true. We have rude (()ntz here. But we don't use the word spaz unless unless you are a (()nt too.

    • @maryclaudiapitman
      @maryclaudiapitman 2 года назад +1

      Oh, you'd be surprised, as one of them...especially around the teenagers

    • @Giveme1goodreason
      @Giveme1goodreason 2 года назад

      @@shakesfirst2443 I call cunts, spastics all the time, don’t like it? Don’t do spastic stuff🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @SpektrikMusic
      @SpektrikMusic 2 года назад +4

      just don't go to Melbourne

    • @adumbchicken8022
      @adumbchicken8022 2 года назад

      @@shakesfirst2443 it’s spelt cunt

  • @peterkings4807
    @peterkings4807 4 года назад +71

    I am in debt to an Australian guy. My life would have continued to be hell if it was not for this Teacher from Melbourne, Australia! All the Australians 🇦🇺❤, love from India 🇮🇳❤

    • @brendanfarthing
      @brendanfarthing 4 года назад +5

      Let's talk cricket. That'll really confuse the Americans! :D

    • @peterkings4807
      @peterkings4807 4 года назад +1

      @Flown off thank you! This is so amazing! I haven't found a single Australian who was not nice to me..... Yet 😂❤❤

    • @peterkings4807
      @peterkings4807 4 года назад

      @Rodney McMinge 😅😆😆 may be that's why she is your EX mother in law

    • @Paul-cr7qm
      @Paul-cr7qm 2 года назад

      Love back from Australia :)

  • @Ellllliiiiiiee27
    @Ellllliiiiiiee27 4 года назад +7317

    I’m glad someone with a platform finally let America know we don’t drink fosters 😂

    • @edwaggoner7403
      @edwaggoner7403 4 года назад +84

      Years ago I was given a Fosters oil can while partying on a sailboat in the Chesapeake Bay.
      Took couple of sips then when none were looking. Hope the fish did not get drunk.
      Spent 2 weeks in Townsville, Australia in early 70's while in the navy. Wonderful people there.

    • @richardhoffman5769
      @richardhoffman5769 4 года назад +32

      Do you guys still have those giant beers?

    • @shanwall1544
      @shanwall1544 4 года назад +27

      Richard Hoffman You mean the Darwin stubby? Or the long necks?

    • @derrickguffey4775
      @derrickguffey4775 4 года назад +38

      Who in the hell even came up with fosters being an Australian beer I have an Aussie friend who never even heard of Foster's

    • @eclecticsoul2359
      @eclecticsoul2359 4 года назад +26

      Ed Waggoner, hi 👋🏻 from 🇦🇺I live in Townsville, they mostly drink “XXXX” beer (pronounced, four x) or “Bundeburg Rum”.
      But it depends on which State you are from. I’m originally from Tasmania and there it’s “Cascade larger”, in Victoria it’s “Victoria Bitter” or VB for short.

  • @ShadowNymph2010
    @ShadowNymph2010 4 года назад +665

    They called him a name and left... that doesn’t mean he wasn’t liked, he was probably their best mate 😂

    • @AndrewFishman
      @AndrewFishman 4 года назад +6

      LoL, yeah.

    • @burrumgirl1
      @burrumgirl1 4 года назад +52

      Yea, the word starting with "c" is a term of endearment over here, as in " How ya goin ya old c***"😲😅😄😃😂

    • @AndrewFishman
      @AndrewFishman 4 года назад +66

      @@burrumgirl1 well, partially true. The C word over here is in fact versatile. It CAN mean a term of endearment, "how ya going c***?" HOWEVER, it can also be a term of derision "You are just a low c***" or hate "F*** off, C***". It can also be used as a descriptor, "that was a C*** act, you C***". In fact, you can string it with other swear word to get a truly expressive work of art going whilst cursing "MuthaF***ing, C***ing piece of shit!!!"
      So, do not be bound by convention and use it only as a term of endearment. Realise the word's full potential. Use it proudly, often and at completely inappropriate times and places and you shall soar to the very bottom of the Bogan class, and you know, for them, the bottom is the height of their ambition ;)

    • @DaprJack
      @DaprJack 2 года назад +6

      @@AndrewFishman You can also string it into other phrases or words "Clustercunt" "Procrasticunt" "Dumb-Cunt"

    • @FuckGoogle2
      @FuckGoogle2 2 года назад +2

      Even if they called him a bogan?

  • @GerryMeyer
    @GerryMeyer 4 месяца назад +37

    Aussies are the most hospitable people. I spent the happiest time of my life in Perth WA, and later on in beautiful Sidney NSW. They treated me like a king. They were friendly and open, showing me around making sure I would see it all, enjoy the scenery, the beaches, the Victorian houses in Glebe, their cuisine specialties, they invited me to their home. Great memories.

    • @Ethnooo
      @Ethnooo 24 дня назад

      Maybe you are just white mate

    • @PluckYeahAgain
      @PluckYeahAgain 14 дней назад +2

      It's Sydney, FFS

  • @bcdushman
    @bcdushman 4 года назад +89

    A few years(+) ago we drove from Phoenix, AZ to Universal City, CA to see Fluffy perform. Took my 84 year old Mother and Family and off we went. Great memories of my Mom laughing over and over at Fluffy as he performed. Ah, good memories of my Mom... Thanks Fluffy.

    • @letyhaynes
      @letyhaynes 2 года назад +3

      My dad likes him, too...and he's not keen on comedians. He calls him "el fluffy.
      When I visited Australia with three other girls, the guys there referred to our American accent as "TV English".
      Australia reminds me of the USA in the 80s. We had a great time. If I had to live in another country I'd choose Canada or Australia. I also speak Spanish and running words together is common in all languages. For example. "Onta?" Is "donde esta?" And of course, that is accompanied by a raising of the chin and eyebrows ; )

    • @mcmuskie2563
      @mcmuskie2563 2 года назад +1

      Haha, sounds great to me. As a Canadian that’s been to Australia numerous times, this is actually how it sounds. Some have a stronger accent then others, such as
      boggens. I’ve been to Newfoundland as well, and it’s actually similar, if you can believe it…

    • @Mav_F
      @Mav_F 2 года назад

      @@mcmuskie2563 Haha Bogans, are uneducated and unemployed people and dress like they are homeless, etc. If you go into rural towns and the deeper you go, the stronger the accent. The people in the city and suburbs around the city have a mixed accents. Melbourne and Sydney have the almost identical accent, Queensland has theirs but Darwin and northern Queensland are almost the same. Adelaide has more British pronouncing words than other states. You can hear it if you listen. It's getting harder now because of the mixed cultures and other influences eg other countries' tv programs.

  • @ethanrobinson5858
    @ethanrobinson5858 4 года назад +299

    As an Australian. Watching this video never ever gets old. We take the piss out of everyone and anyone. And what Fluffy said is true "It's not bullying if everyone does it". 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺

    • @michaelellams9105
      @michaelellams9105 2 года назад +3

      And I loved the....its just cheese mate. As an Aussie so true.

    • @msharonuk
      @msharonuk 2 года назад +7

      You need to see what the world thinks of Australians after two years of COVID. People trapped in their own State, unable to leave the country. South China.

    • @gooberpeas535
      @gooberpeas535 2 года назад

      I've never liked Australians.

    • @indraneelpotnis8523
      @indraneelpotnis8523 2 года назад

      so everyone roams around with a catheter ?

    • @andofb
      @andofb 2 года назад +4

      No one will ridicule you for being fat at the beach though. We are good in that regard.

  • @blindoutlaw
    @blindoutlaw 4 года назад +1602

    Fun fact.
    At every Australian pub. There’s always “the knife guy”

    • @Real_gandalf
      @Real_gandalf 3 года назад +69

      And then the: ”Well im not here to fuck spiders” Guy

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 3 года назад +10

      reminds me of the movie crocodile dundee

    • @bjjkidsbjjkidzbjjkidsbjjki5689
      @bjjkidsbjjkidzbjjkidsbjjki5689 3 года назад +9

      And the knife guy who was before the first knife guy

    • @vanguardRailgun924
      @vanguardRailgun924 3 года назад +29

      “That’s not a knife THIS is a Knife”

    • @brirandall2894
      @brirandall2894 3 года назад +19

      @@vanguardRailgun924 I personally am good friends with the bloke who made that knife prop for the movie. I've held the replica double up he made. He's also a saddler by trade. Awesome bloke. Gday Gazza!

  • @columbinafan
    @columbinafan 2 года назад +51

    As an Australian,
    Seeing video's about people's first visit to Australia always makes me smile especially when they start talking about differences, really fun

  • @extrogio3671
    @extrogio3671 4 года назад +3069

    Imagine going to Australia, eating at McDonald’s, and some big dude is cutting cheeseburgers with a pocket knife.
    Love ya Fluffy!

    • @Cadeo646
      @Cadeo646 4 года назад +6

      ExtroGio never happens g from down under

    • @harleyvanderfeen2075
      @harleyvanderfeen2075 4 года назад +12

      That’s not a thing in Australia but it would be funny

    • @Tigerman1138
      @Tigerman1138 4 года назад +6

      🔪 🍔

    • @samanthapeters8314
      @samanthapeters8314 4 года назад +38

      I'm in Australia. It's against the law to have a pocket knife in public, unless there's a good reason like when fishing. Flick knives are illegal. I have a small pocket knife for eating. When I got the pocket knife I registered it with the police.
      I've used my pocket knife at McDonald's, and pizza restaurants.

    • @silverhawk8699
      @silverhawk8699 4 года назад +7

      If anybody would, it's Fluffy!

  • @geoguru32
    @geoguru32 2 года назад +424

    I am Australian! Glad you love us Fluffy! Your accent is spot on!

    • @christangey
      @christangey 2 года назад +17

      Seriously? On what planet is this Australia that you live in?

    • @HopperNation
      @HopperNation 2 года назад +2

      @@christangey ikr 😂😂

    • @rilley548
      @rilley548 2 года назад +16

      I’m an Aussie and that is 100% how we don’t talk

    • @rilley548
      @rilley548 2 года назад +2

      @@christangeyhonestly

    • @theatonementsight
      @theatonementsight 2 года назад +11

      Seriously!!! I thought his accent was pretty crap actually. I've rarely heard a Yank do a decent cover.

  • @peterblakers5075
    @peterblakers5075 2 года назад +725

    As an Aussie I endorse this message ( although we don't call it McDonalds we call it "Macca's")

  • @Shagoneful
    @Shagoneful 19 дней назад +19

    its been such an amazing journey getting to enjoy of this amazing and beautiful country.
    as a chilean, who came on 2020 right before the border close, without know what to expect from this land, never been told about anything about here, let me tell you that after 5 years I´m about to get my PR...i can just thank to life to put me in this amazing place and gave me the chance to become one more of them. thanks Australia.

  • @TheMissiIe
    @TheMissiIe 3 года назад +4367

    Aussies are the perfect mix of UK's humour, Canadia's friendliness, Russia's drinking and Texas' non-political-correctness

    • @mcmoose64
      @mcmoose64 3 года назад +329

      As an Aussie who has been out drinking with Canadians , Britt's , Texans , and Russians , I think you have nailed it .

    • @robross180
      @robross180 3 года назад +124

      HAHAHAHA🤣. Spot on mate..❤ from Oz 🇦🇺. Ps... they're trying to break our spirit at the moment, but I guess you guys over there know what happens when you poke a bear. It's going to end in tears.

    • @Kernatex
      @Kernatex 3 года назад +89

      Yeah well, the political correctness thing is slowly going out the windows but spot on I reckon

    • @techyy9962
      @techyy9962 2 года назад +17

      Spot on mate, best life style ay

    • @evidentlynew2213
      @evidentlynew2213 2 года назад +7

      Eh uh there Bud, ya know Ik you are not a Canuck uhm, I'd say Newf, but it's Canada.

  • @tdgransit9091
    @tdgransit9091 4 года назад +212

    It makes me so happy to hear people cheer for non-PC. Renews my hope for this world.
    -A Canadian

    • @lawlerscorner4420
      @lawlerscorner4420 3 года назад +9

      canadians are just aussies with an american accent

    • @lawlerscorner4420
      @lawlerscorner4420 3 года назад +9

      @Mort the Lemur It takes awhile to distinguish between a canadian and americian accent. When canadians visit australia they get pissed if you call them yanks lmao

    • @ickebins6948
      @ickebins6948 3 года назад +3

      Well there is a difference in not being PC and just shouting stupid bullcrap to piss other people of...
      But that art is lost in the US atleast

    • @richardbeckenbaugh1805
      @richardbeckenbaugh1805 3 года назад +4

      @@lawlerscorner4420 Americans get mad when you call them yanks. I am from the pacific northwest and yanks are people who come from the east coast and try to tell us how to live our lives. They are generally ignorant of how things work here and make a godawful mess and then blame us. I am not a yank and have no desire to be one. Here, it is an insult.

    • @lawlerscorner4420
      @lawlerscorner4420 3 года назад +4

      @@richardbeckenbaugh1805 Lmao My bad mate no insult intended it is just one of the milder terms we use to describe Americans :)

  • @jnlstoredropshipping9343
    @jnlstoredropshipping9343 2 месяца назад +8

    I freaking love Australians, very great people.

  • @sheilasydneynotyerbizniz2933
    @sheilasydneynotyerbizniz2933 2 года назад +60

    As a Dutch person who lived with her Aussie relatives in Sydney for a year, this made me think back to how I felt so at home in Australia. Dutch ppl are generally very outspoken and direct as well, but then combined with all those beaches and perfect climate Australia felt like home 2.0 😁

    • @jimmyohara2601
      @jimmyohara2601 2 года назад +4

      & 200 times bigger than your home 01 😁

    • @ab-bc2gr
      @ab-bc2gr 2 года назад +4

      Aussies aren't as tight with their dough as the Dutch.

    • @sheilasydneynotyerbizniz2933
      @sheilasydneynotyerbizniz2933 2 года назад +6

      @@ab-bc2gr that's a silly stereotypical remark. You obviously have not lived in both countries. Dutch ppl are just as frugal as Aussies drink Foster's Lager every day. Oh and newsflash: we don't wear clogs neither live in windmills.

  • @crazzyhobbys6584
    @crazzyhobbys6584 4 года назад +2661

    I live in Australia an every thing he says is 💯 percent true

    • @isas6473
      @isas6473 4 года назад +19

      Thanks for sharing that

    • @jayzumaki9998
      @jayzumaki9998 4 года назад +25

      Everything but the fact that it's a continent and not a country 0:01

    • @nightwing8944
      @nightwing8944 4 года назад +7

      Yeah mate so true I'm in aus as well

    • @sangitamishra6215
      @sangitamishra6215 4 года назад +109

      @@jayzumaki9998 it's both a country and a continent

    • @jayzumaki9998
      @jayzumaki9998 4 года назад +8

      @@sangitamishra6215 Thanks for that😁

  • @tobystone3696
    @tobystone3696 4 года назад +529

    Something bad happens;
    Everyone: Holy Shit!!!!!
    Aussie: That doesn't look good.

    • @ggbux7910
      @ggbux7910 4 года назад +10

      you forgot the mate at the end. lol

    • @jello1977
      @jello1977 4 года назад +19

      Steal all your jokes from Carl Barron, or just this one?

    • @mikldude9376
      @mikldude9376 4 года назад +10

      And dont forget an aussie description of something good ..... " its not bad " :) .

    • @frederickgobby8262
      @frederickgobby8262 4 года назад +2

      Shit happens hey mate

    • @AndrewFishman
      @AndrewFishman 4 года назад +5

      @@mikldude9376 No point getting excited about things, too bloody hot.

  • @wilrobles9824
    @wilrobles9824 3 года назад +88

    I love how his comedy skits are smooth, natural and flawless

  • @booperpotpie9634
    @booperpotpie9634 2 года назад +44

    This is true amongst Australians.
    While aboard a touring boat in the San Francisco Bay, a very kind older gentleman from Australia pulled a gold kangaroo pin from his lapel and gave it to my brother after striking up a conversation with him. Half a century later, he still has it.

    • @Rusttodust-y1x
      @Rusttodust-y1x 2 года назад +4

      thatl'll probably be a QANTAS pin.

  • @jonathanfike2625
    @jonathanfike2625 4 года назад +91

    “It’s not bullying if everyone does it” 😂😂

    • @way2dumb
      @way2dumb 8 месяцев назад

      Actually, that is the essence of bullying. If you see two friends cling each other names, that's normal. If someone else called one of them that name, the other would defend his friend. So don't come to Australia and start throwing around derogatory terms unless you want to visit the hospital Emergency Room.

  • @conoromullane4435
    @conoromullane4435 3 года назад +434

    One of the best Australian accents performed by an American. Not spot on, but a whole lot better then most 🤣

    • @jasonhuang6332
      @jasonhuang6332 2 года назад +14

      It's always bogan but his ones definitely had nuance too.

    • @radioforum
      @radioforum 2 года назад +3

      I think he is terrible.

    • @michaeldurbridge880
      @michaeldurbridge880 2 года назад +3

      Funny how they make us all sound like bogans

    • @xymonau2468
      @xymonau2468 2 года назад +1

      Not even close.

    • @dreadapostle
      @dreadapostle 2 года назад +5

      @@michaeldurbridge880 the truth is all aussie's are a little bit bogan. We just vary how much we show to the world.

  • @lonetravellerfilms5476
    @lonetravellerfilms5476 4 года назад +8

    When the whole world is going through very bad times,This angel is spreading happiness around the world.

    • @getchasome6230
      @getchasome6230 4 года назад +1

      Nah, the world's pretty much over it now. Just the Democrats here in america have a lot to gain by it being exaggerated

  • @jacobmclaren6625
    @jacobmclaren6625 2 года назад +129

    Lol 😂 I was born in that town Bundaberg locals and most Australians call it Bundy. Now I’m living in Bondi, Sydney and I’m having the time of life!

    • @BeczaBot
      @BeczaBot 2 года назад +2

      From Bundy to Bondi

    • @Looking-great
      @Looking-great 2 года назад

      Bondi. Pftt. Eastern wanker. Stay there

    • @elliotharris3965
      @elliotharris3965 2 года назад

      Not gonna lie mate, Bundy is shit. I was there for work and there's fuck all to do other than fish and drink

    • @elliotharris3965
      @elliotharris3965 2 года назад +5

      Now I mention it, it doesn't seem all that bad. Why the fuck does every man and his dog wear a BCF fishing shirt though?

    • @rileysmall4317
      @rileysmall4317 2 года назад +3

      ​@@elliotharris3965 because they are the best for mitigating sweat. The shirt is breatheable.

  • @Mikowmer
    @Mikowmer 4 года назад +602

    Jokes on him, most of our Macca's are open 24/7.

    • @Ishlacorrin
      @Ishlacorrin 4 года назад +15

      Well, they were before the pandemic... now not so much.

    • @Omashu2425
      @Omashu2425 4 года назад +1

      EXACTLY

    • @KrispyChicken7
      @KrispyChicken7 4 года назад +2

      Haha so true

    • @KeshetAylonit
      @KeshetAylonit 4 года назад +28

      My guess is it was his tour managers way to get him to leave sooner, and that there was a consequence if he didn’t.

    • @ConcernedResident_GiantStack
      @ConcernedResident_GiantStack 4 года назад +11

      ya'll call them "Macca's"? LOL Almost as funny as the way the Brits say "par-tay" ha!

  • @mzamroni
    @mzamroni 4 года назад +385

    Fluffy: I'm not fat. I'm just fluffy.
    Earth: I'm not flat. I'm just damn round

    • @sparrovski
      @sparrovski 4 года назад +2

      About the same curve too

    • @peikkojumala
      @peikkojumala 4 года назад

      Some might say Earth is just a bit globular

    • @johns9652
      @johns9652 4 года назад +7

      Flat earthers all around the globe just got triggered.

    • @demogorgonzola
      @demogorgonzola 4 года назад +2

      Funny thing, there are planets categorized as "fluffy": _super-puffs: planets as fluffy as cotton candy. As their confectionary name suggests, these planets are as lightweight as cotton candy-literally. The fluffy globes are the lowest density exoplanets ever discovered beyond Earth’s solar system - with masses only a few times larger than Earth’s but radii larger than Neptune, giving them very low mean densities._

    • @MetalMusicManiac
      @MetalMusicManiac 3 года назад +1

      Earth isn't just round it's type 2 diabetic

  • @bandywallop
    @bandywallop 3 года назад +159

    That’s how you know you’re accepted in Australia, if someone makes fun of you 🤷‍♂️

  • @Meesamitch
    @Meesamitch 2 года назад +70

    As an Aussie the only warning sign you need to look out for is when someone calls you champ 😂. That is generally the indication you might have gone over the line

    • @alank1220
      @alank1220 2 года назад +13

      Or "mate" with _that_ sort of tone.

    • @cbscbs9090
      @cbscbs9090 2 года назад +13

      Chief and champ are neck and neck

    • @Meesamitch
      @Meesamitch 2 года назад +2

      Both very true

    • @klaiejah
      @klaiejah 2 года назад +2

      I call most blokes champ in a nice way just to be friendly.

    • @Sub0x-x40
      @Sub0x-x40 2 года назад

      being called a champ is like being put on the pedo in some places

  • @Deepakrajwilson
    @Deepakrajwilson 4 года назад +51

    ​I love this man so much, such a good human..!! He makes my day whenever I'm in some sort of sadness or something like that. Thank you Fluffy..

  • @guardrailbiter
    @guardrailbiter 3 года назад +99

    Fluffy has done a wonderful job surrounding himself with people who really know how to get him to do what's in his own best interest. Fluffy's not mad that his manager sometimes treats him like a toddler because Fluffy understands that sometimes that's the -best- only way to talk to him. :-)

  • @chrishorsburgh7054
    @chrishorsburgh7054 4 года назад +271

    What fluffy didn't know is that he might have only had three bottles, but I betcha old mate had been going since knockoff 😂😂

    • @razorblade136
      @razorblade136 3 года назад +1

      I'm a Canadian living in Aus 46 yrs, I our beer here is stronger that u s a!

    • @wizardsuth
      @wizardsuth 3 года назад +11

      @@razorblade136 As they say, American beer is like making love in a canoe. It's f**king close to water.

    • @GreekPele
      @GreekPele 3 года назад +2

      @@razorblade136 beer anywhere in the world is stronger than America’s bro.

    • @rk900sentbycyberlife5
      @rk900sentbycyberlife5 2 года назад

      How bout Fast but risky?

    • @indigocheetah4172
      @indigocheetah4172 2 года назад

      @@wizardsuth , ha ha .

  • @C-Here
    @C-Here 2 года назад +22

    3 bottles of Bundy rum?? I don't think you'd even be able to talk- let alone walk! 😅😅😅

    • @-Oittz-
      @-Oittz- 2 года назад +1

      still remembers it all too...

    • @C-Here
      @C-Here 2 года назад

      @@-Oittz-
      Lol, maybe had 3 glasses- not bottles... 😳😅😅

    • @-Oittz-
      @-Oittz- 2 года назад +1

      @@C-Here wouldnt be surprised tbh, maybe they were them stubbies? lol

    • @C-Here
      @C-Here Год назад

      @@-Oittz-
      Lol, I think you're right.. 😅

  • @Dessociative
    @Dessociative 3 года назад +174

    I feel that he would have gotten a better laugh from an Australian audience because I definitely understood what he was talking about! Love it. Appreciate the accurate depiction of our country. Also a very good Aussie accent yah got there, mate! 😎

    • @SimonBrisbane
      @SimonBrisbane 2 года назад +1

      Except PC is infecting society down under big time now. Gender neutral language, transgender prominence, welcome to country garbage. This current generation are going 100% woke.

  • @frosty9855
    @frosty9855 4 года назад +83

    As an Aussie I love it when you guys attempt our accent.

  • @probablynotanagent5594
    @probablynotanagent5594 4 года назад +318

    I spent a month on R&R in Australia after coming home from deployment with the air force and....it was the best fucking month of my life hahaha.

    • @swissshepherd1186
      @swissshepherd1186 4 года назад +1

      We Do Import

    • @julieinthenorthwest4594
      @julieinthenorthwest4594 4 года назад +24

      Did a Army exchange with the Aussies in 1989 (could've been 1990). One infantry company with a platoon of attachments (ENG, Arty, MI, MPs...). Went to their jungle warfare center in Queensland (East of the Gold Coast...Canugra [sic]) for 3 weeks then a day in the Gold Coast before flying down to Sydney (Holsworthy or Hallsworthy barracks). We had one Aussie per 3 America soldiers showing us the sites until we ask where are the clubs, Kings Cross. Clubs and ... It seemed every Aussie I danced with, ask me if I was Navy. They were surprised when I told them I was Army and that they had a unit up in Hawai'i whille we were down there. When we finally got 4 days off, a reserved Aussie medic invited three of us to his home and dinner with his parents in Canberra, ACT. Loved it!

    • @ThroughYourWindow
      @ThroughYourWindow 3 года назад +5

      @@julieinthenorthwest4594 Yep pretty much on the money - Holsworthy is right and Canungra west of the Gold Coast. Not being piccy just confirming for you. Havagoodun.

    • @julieinthenorthwest4594
      @julieinthenorthwest4594 3 года назад +9

      @Wayne Morphett Yeppers...Dates don't matter, only what ya doing or has done (actions). When people find out I'm retired Army, the question of "what's best place you've been?" comes up. I tell them Australia. Really loved Canberra.

    • @thethirdman225
      @thethirdman225 3 года назад +15

      Didja pulla root?

  • @mliao1
    @mliao1 2 года назад +7

    I was in a pub by the beach on the Gold Coast. Some random guy just came up and insulted me, I felt actually affronted so I insulted him back. It wasn't even remotely witty, like on the same level as 'oh yeah at least it's not MY FACE' or something. He laughed super loud like we'd just exchanged compliments and invited me to join him and his friends. Amazing.

  • @frankielynnlucia
    @frankielynnlucia 3 года назад +67

    I went to Austrailia with a student program the summer before high school. I had bleached my hair to the point it was basically fried with Sun-In. Our like third or fourth night we went to do a couple days of Homestays. Got picked up by the mother and sisters....met the dad later. First words he said to me were "Blond in a Bottle?" (I had to have him repeat it because OMG his accent was thick.) But he grinned and laughed and tossled my hair and they all treated me and the other gal staying there like part of the family. It was amazing.

    • @brookemilthorpe8174
      @brookemilthorpe8174 2 года назад +5

      blonde in a bottle is in no way an insult Im glad you enjoyed our fair land

    • @barryschwarz
      @barryschwarz 2 года назад +3

      Hahaha. Bottle blonde is the usual phrase, and yeah it isn't an insult.

    • @frankielynnlucia
      @frankielynnlucia 2 года назад +6

      @@brookemilthorpe8174 Oh I wasnt insulted it just took me a few minutes to understand what he said. I miss those folks a lot

    • @GGLD888
      @GGLD888 Год назад

      ​@@frankielynnlucia lol, they know you're not insulted, they're just using as an opportunity for an educational taking the piss moment.
      No need to over explain champ, we're with ya!

  • @alexyodson5749
    @alexyodson5749 4 года назад +496

    Our entire culture is based on a "She'll be right" attitude towards life

    • @wintersoldier64
      @wintersoldier64 4 года назад +2

      Australia and my family in a nutshell

    • @not_proton
      @not_proton 4 года назад +1

      Not so secret, I feel it every day in school

    • @fredlachy
      @fredlachy 3 года назад +15

      Except when it comes to a virus with a 5/10000 fatality rate then we become bedwetters.

    • @Sharon-be4df
      @Sharon-be4df 3 года назад +17

      @@fredlachy not all of us mate 💪🇭🇲

    • @Me-qp8vz
      @Me-qp8vz 3 года назад +9

      And of course everyone's favorite. "don't worry mate somebody else will fix it"

  • @joegreenslade4122
    @joegreenslade4122 3 года назад +65

    Fosters... Australia's favourite beer in every country but Australia.

    • @macklinwright3966
      @macklinwright3966 3 года назад +1

      We do love our Bundaberg

    • @joshhowe3477
      @joshhowe3477 3 года назад +1

      I've lived in Australia for 5 years and never drank or even seen anyone drink fosters during my time here

  • @izaahcruz5759
    @izaahcruz5759 2 месяца назад +1

    1:05 "Oh, he's crying! He's crying!" Was so funny to me 😂

  • @gotjesus9652
    @gotjesus9652 4 года назад +212

    This and music is how I survived thru quarantine 🙏

    • @miriamjouini6013
      @miriamjouini6013 4 года назад +4

      Me too 😉👊🏽

    • @optimusc8060
      @optimusc8060 4 года назад +2

      what do you listen to

    • @davorinkrizovnik6514
      @davorinkrizovnik6514 4 года назад +2

      Me too

    • @gotjesus9652
      @gotjesus9652 4 года назад +4

      @@optimusc8060 There's alot of stuff that I listen too, Trap Nation is one of them!! If you haven't heard of them, you should check it out!!

    • @sea4cathy
      @sea4cathy 4 года назад +4

      Impractical Jokers for laughs. Stevie Ray Vaughan

  • @MsSavagechef
    @MsSavagechef 2 года назад +15

    I was having a horrid day. Then I watched this. Now everything is better. Thank you, Fluffy.

  • @alanaisaiah6503
    @alanaisaiah6503 3 года назад +16

    Just a typical night out for a lot of Australian blokes. The amount of times my brother came home with someone else’s clothes on and not knowing where he got them or where his car was or how his legs got waxed or eyebrows shaved off etc is beyond me. I still remember the morning I woke up and my brother and his mate were all dressed in drag full makeup and all still drinking trying to start the bbq, when I asked him where they went he said ‘no idea but by the look of it we had a great f’in time if only one of us could remember’. They all cheers to that and continued into the next night and day. If only fluffy could stay at someone’s house to get the true feel of a pub crawl 😂😂😂

  • @rishidadhe8144
    @rishidadhe8144 2 года назад +462

    As an Aussie, this is 100% accurate

    • @0532MOET
      @0532MOET 2 года назад +3

      What does that mean?

    • @seanyleey
      @seanyleey 2 года назад +5

      @@0532MOET "Aussie" is a slang term used by people in their country to refer to themselves as Australians

    • @IDK3679.
      @IDK3679. 2 года назад +13

      @@ChickityChicken Yes but we don't make the government our number 1 priority unlike America

    • @SoldierOfChristAlmighty
      @SoldierOfChristAlmighty 2 года назад

      No its not lol

    • @5ertified
      @5ertified 2 года назад +5

      @@ChickityChicken Yep pretty much like Canada and NZ. Aussies are pretty piss weak when it comes to giving up rights. Successive governments just make more and more regulations and give police more and more power to enforce the new laws. Who let the dogs out? The 1986 Australia act.

  • @peterbrigden2124
    @peterbrigden2124 2 года назад +4

    Australians are the straightest people in the world, no bullshit straight to the point and no sugarcoating of anything...its a pity the rest of the world dont have the a humour like theirs..

  • @wondertome2023
    @wondertome2023 4 года назад +1565

    So basically, Aussies are the British Russians.

    • @rodthurley5343
      @rodthurley5343 4 года назад +70

      Nyet ....ny... et nyet .yep nyet nyet yeah .... Wanna beer mate

    • @wondertome2023
      @wondertome2023 4 года назад +28

      @@rodthurley5343 Da, da, mate.

    • @rodthurley5343
      @rodthurley5343 4 года назад +11

      So mate a you up for a lazy few beers then ?

    • @wondertome2023
      @wondertome2023 4 года назад +1

      @@rodthurley5343 Aw hell yeah

    • @rodthurley5343
      @rodthurley5343 4 года назад +14

      @@wondertome2023 eazzy mate steady on.. first , it's just a few beers for starters so we keep the ..ah hell yeah.. for when we hit the shots really hard , then it's all in

  • @SahilKumar-jw7gq
    @SahilKumar-jw7gq 3 года назад +32

    If you don’t get “It’s A Country Full Of Davies” , it’s because Dave is his driver and Dave doesn’t care about his feelings

  • @anitahartzenberg3212
    @anitahartzenberg3212 2 года назад +10

    I enjoyed this comedy that doesn't have any vulgar language in it it's truly refreshing thank you so much

  • @MrsGreen_Apple
    @MrsGreen_Apple 4 года назад +94

    I love the way that the Australians have changed the pronunciation of their words. Their English is so different to our american English. Like our Mexican Spanish is so different than the Spanish they speak in the Caribians.
    I just love languages and all the funny mixups there are.

    • @snarkymatt585
      @snarkymatt585 4 года назад +32

      Hey Yank ever stopped to think it's you lot that have the changed pronunciation? Seeing you lot changed the spelling on so many English words it's only fair to assume it's you doing the mispronunciation 😝

    • @theflamethrower867
      @theflamethrower867 4 года назад +3

      Matt Finkel damn

    • @MrsGreen_Apple
      @MrsGreen_Apple 4 года назад +15

      @@snarkymatt585 My great great grandma was indigenous to North America. She told me a story she heard all her life, of the people that were so badly treated in England. She said that those poor people that came to live to America, hated England so much that they decided to change the way they talked, weight, measure distance and removed many customs of the ways they lived.
      Maybe that is also why Australians don't talk English like the grits do. They too have a different accent. Some people say Grits & Ausies sound the same. I still don't think that Australians sound like the Brits. All the people that lives in American now, come from all parts of the world.

    • @snarkymatt585
      @snarkymatt585 4 года назад +7

      @@theflamethrower867 Fluffy warned you that we are like this lol.

    • @snarkymatt585
      @snarkymatt585 4 года назад +17

      @@MrsGreen_Apple what's weird about it? You said Aussies changed the pronouncation of words and I'm putting it back on you that perhaps it's you lot that have the funny pronunciation because your American English is so much more different to standard English than Australian English is. What's weird about that? I'm challenging your apparent belief that your American linguistic norms are correct somehow even though American English is itself a deviation from the original standard English. As for Aussies sounding different to Brits well of course we do but accent differences aren't particularly quite the same as pronunciation differences and I'd dare to say that on average most Australians' pronunciation is closer to Recieved Pronunciation than that of the average American.
      You know what is weird though? Your second to last sentence... Clearly incredibly few people in the USA came from Australia but what's that got to do with what I said? I was pointing out Americans changed English to American English and that perhaps the differences you made light of are more down to you guys being different to the original standard than to anything we Aussies do linguistically.

  • @kerrigunn3561
    @kerrigunn3561 2 года назад +59

    I’m Australian… (Queenslander) and I love this.. we don’t drink Fosters.. and that Bundy Rum is called “Mother’s milk” in our household. And I love that we can all take the piss out of each other and no one gets offended.

    • @melilifabulosa5505
      @melilifabulosa5505 2 года назад +4

      QUEENSLANDERRRRR

    • @tillstar74
      @tillstar74 2 года назад +1

      The only thing I disagree with 3 bottles of Bundy rum. Maybe RTDs

    • @partymanau
      @partymanau 8 месяцев назад

      Its also known as Fightin Juice.

  • @ojp1837
    @ojp1837 2 года назад +5

    Gabriel is killing me!! Watch his videos before I go to bed, so ALWAYS have a smile and a giggle in my heart before sleep!! THANK YOU!!

  • @Mayfrancisxavier
    @Mayfrancisxavier 2 года назад +34

    I’m sorry about the beach experience but actually in Australia, the meaner we are means the more we like you. My husband, brother, brother-in-law etc. never stop the insults because they love each other!

  • @kristyrodriguez5220
    @kristyrodriguez5220 4 года назад +5

    This man has to be the best storyteller of this century.
    Is there an award for that?

    • @rwuttke
      @rwuttke 2 года назад

      And if it starts with Martin, hold onto your hat. :)

  • @wyattlagow3134
    @wyattlagow3134 4 года назад +259

    Yo I can’t wait been binging for like 2 hours
    FLUFFY

  • @minxjohannson2036
    @minxjohannson2036 4 года назад +34

    As an Australian - I love this!

  • @lisanidog8178
    @lisanidog8178 Год назад +1

    He does accents so well. Gabriel is hysterical. I can watch the same video I’ve seen before and he’s still funny as heck. Fluffy Power!

  • @fredericrike5974
    @fredericrike5974 3 года назад +68

    Having got invited to "try the local brews" with several Aussies in Bangkok, you got off light , Gabe! I woke up in a wheelbarrow in the hall of my hotel- with the manager arguing with a local farmer; it turned out my hosts had "borrowed" his wheelbarrow the night before to take me to my hotel (6 or twelve 6% beers are lethal)and had left him a note. Oh, my aching head- such a noise! I gotta go back!

    • @alexgeier7326
      @alexgeier7326 3 года назад +7

      Fuck man 6 or 12 of those is a quick afternoon at the pub

    • @elenawilliams32
      @elenawilliams32 3 года назад +11

      That's Aussies for you, practical even when very pissed. A wheelbarrow is damn good transport for a mate whose lost 'motor skills'. They must've liked you. 😂🐨

    • @fredericrike5974
      @fredericrike5974 3 года назад +3

      @@elenawilliams32 Anything to make the tourist dollars flow! Left me with an address for a pub in "Briz Vegas" that has 400 beers on tap! Definitely on my bucket list, but I'm checking the parking lot for any suspicious wheel barrows! FR

    • @fredericrike5974
      @fredericrike5974 3 года назад +1

      @@alexgeier7326 With encouragement, you can get to a dozen and a half while they down a few dozen more! I have the credit receipts to prove "it can be done"! FR

    • @elenawilliams32
      @elenawilliams32 3 года назад

      @@fredericrike5974 Hahaha! Maybe you should also check those car parks for shopping trolleys. Back when I was underage and drunk as a skunk we took a mate home in a metal supermarket trolley but took a detour through McDonald's drive thru... They actually served us too. The borders are open, just wait a wee bit so the ticket prices settle down. Then come over, I'm in Melbourne, it's worth a look. Sydney and the Gold Coast are obviously massive tourist draw cards because they have everything you think of when picturing Australia. I'm actually from New Zealand originally, if you have the time it's really worth a look. Only 5 million people and over 25 million sheep it's visually stunning and the people are really friendly and super laid back. Enjoy your travels mate. 👍🐨

  • @saiprasadejagar6059
    @saiprasadejagar6059 3 года назад +9

    I don't know how but this man can mimic each and every English Accent in the world.. 😂😂

  • @NachiTuber
    @NachiTuber 4 года назад +671

    Oh he's crying, he's crying I bet it tastes like gravy
    Australians' sense of taste is on point
    Omggggg thanks for the likes mah hommies

    • @atheno3720
      @atheno3720 4 года назад +5

      I thought he would say "I bet it taste like coke"

    • @EweChewBrrr01
      @EweChewBrrr01 4 года назад +2

      I bet it taste likes Fosters.

    • @engineeringmyth2204
      @engineeringmyth2204 4 года назад +3

      i'm Australian borne and raised i have no idea what he is going on about when he talks about gravy

    • @snarkymatt585
      @snarkymatt585 4 года назад +1

      What's with the Yanks and their weird white gravy that they eat with scones?

    • @V4zz33
      @V4zz33 4 года назад

      You can swap it to Marmite in the UK if you wish.;))

  • @csl0801
    @csl0801 2 года назад +20

    As an Aussie, I was chuffed that he proniunced "Aussie" correctly 😂

  • @davidpittman4564
    @davidpittman4564 4 года назад +53

    First time I asked for a Foster's in Australia the waitress said she'd never heard of it. 😆

    • @EchoBravo370
      @EchoBravo370 3 года назад +2

      I can believe that. It really just isn't a thing in Oz.

    • @AUmarcus
      @AUmarcus 3 года назад

      Should've asked for Coopers, Cascade or Boags...much better.

    • @lawlerscorner4420
      @lawlerscorner4420 3 года назад +1

      she was being polite to you

    • @mackaylacook148
      @mackaylacook148 3 года назад +3

      Yeah we really don't like it, bottle shops have them hidden if they do have it in stock

    • @kevkoala
      @kevkoala 3 года назад

      Fosters is cats piss...may have been a thing here in the 70s but not now.

  • @rbrdly
    @rbrdly 4 года назад +166

    'straya, where you call your mate "c****", and a c**** "Mate"

    • @valaric_ns3000
      @valaric_ns3000 4 года назад

      It's the bold text that does it for me, hahaha. Stupid RUclips.

    • @kaindog100
      @kaindog100 3 года назад

      Hahaha how true!

  • @Undvne
    @Undvne 3 года назад +18

    I also can't believe how on point he was with the different Australian accents. The second one was definitely the raspy bogan aussie that you meet at the pokies at an RSL club.

  • @Fed-np9ez
    @Fed-np9ez 2 года назад +3

    Gabe just seems like a really wholesome guy you just wanna hang and have a pint with. He must've made lots of good friends and memories all over the world! ❤️

  • @nathanielbradford548
    @nathanielbradford548 4 года назад +51

    Your always welcome back here in Australia mate 👍😊🇦🇺 yeah we’ve all been that level of drunk a few times 😂🤣😂😭😂🤣

    • @MrPaulviles
      @MrPaulviles 3 года назад

      You haven’t been 3 bottles of Bundy down in 1 sitting! That is 66 standard drinks at 34%! A lot of us have tried but failed to get there!

    • @brookemilthorpe8174
      @brookemilthorpe8174 2 года назад

      @@MrPaulviles Im hoping since he said it was like coke it was premix cause 3 bottles of straight hed be dead lol

  • @australianmedia7845
    @australianmedia7845 2 года назад +16

    I honestly cried from laughing so much lol 😂 The first time he done an Australian accent cracked me up, the second time made me laugh a little, and just when I thought that was it, he screams out the funny Aussie accent, you know, the drunk pirate one... Far out, it made me nearly piss my pants laughing.
    This bloke is a legend 😂

  • @nicholasvalenti4928
    @nicholasvalenti4928 3 года назад +13

    "I'm going to cut cheeseburgers with this." Gets me every time lol

  • @tiffanysmith8460
    @tiffanysmith8460 2 года назад +1

    Three bottles of Bundy? I salute you, Sir! Honorary Aussie! 🌹❤️

  • @michaelmarkham8065
    @michaelmarkham8065 4 года назад +205

    He does a great Australian accent.

    • @lythsian
      @lythsian 4 года назад +6

      What are you French?

    • @lancered4234
      @lancered4234 4 года назад +5

      He sounds more Australian than Australians. lol.

    • @lynw1623
      @lynw1623 4 года назад +18

      Lancered I am Aussie and mate he does not.

    • @lynw1623
      @lynw1623 4 года назад +3

      michael markham Afraid not he sounded Kiwi in there as well as pommie.

    • @iamthebroker
      @iamthebroker 4 года назад +7

      Unless you’re an Aussie. Was cringey. But he did a fair job- about the same level as Merryl Streep with her dingo line - not good.

  • @vvet70
    @vvet70 4 года назад +50

    Hey Gabriel, Love your Aussie acsent best one I've heard ever. Hope you come back sometime.

    • @maxmackinlay618
      @maxmackinlay618 4 года назад +2

      its really on point. does the accent better than most aussies :)

    • @blacknoir3565
      @blacknoir3565 3 года назад +3

      No he doesn’t you idiots. He’s good if you’re from overseas but it’s pretty shit

    • @timgorton1933
      @timgorton1933 3 года назад +1

      Sorry mate
      You gotta hand in your Aussie card if you think that’s the best accent you heard ever
      It was pretty terrible

  • @Undvne
    @Undvne 3 года назад +84

    As an Australian, this is pretty spot on, especially if you end up going into rural NSW.

    • @Kernatex
      @Kernatex 3 года назад +8

      Rural anywhere, not just NSW

    • @brendancolley
      @brendancolley 2 года назад

      Beat me to it 😂

    • @rilley548
      @rilley548 Год назад

      Lol I’m from around there. 1 hr from Bathurst

  • @Dessert_x_Tat
    @Dessert_x_Tat 2 года назад +4

    Aussie Accent - You bloody Nailed IT, Mate!

  • @honorsilverthorne7227
    @honorsilverthorne7227 3 года назад +5

    I used to live there 😊 I am an honest person, so I loved & appreciated the honesty 💗 Miss ya, Oz‼️💜

  • @damionneranginui6546
    @damionneranginui6546 3 года назад +50

    G'day mate. You are a funny C&#t. Brave too. Bundy rum can make you act in all different ways but we recommend only 1 bottle drunk at a time. Shoes can disappear found on roof tops or parks but your mobile can take months to find. Don't ask about keys.

    • @timesthree5757
      @timesthree5757 3 года назад +1

      So basically the Aussie version of Florida man?

  • @SirBigzalot
    @SirBigzalot 3 года назад +29

    When I was 19 my mates and I bought long neck fosters because it was cheap. We ended up mucking around late at night ripping up a school oval in van I used to have. Cut a long story short we got arrested by the police and they gave us crap for drinking fosters 😂

    • @rwuttke
      @rwuttke 2 года назад +3

      So did you boys cut up the ov..... F**k me are you drinking bloody fosters??

  • @Modine.
    @Modine. 2 года назад +3

    Gab's ability to imitate people is just on another level. 👍

  • @BellefromOz
    @BellefromOz 4 года назад +37

    I bet when they said the 2 Aussies called him a name, they'd actually called him a bogan.

    • @ii2654
      @ii2654 4 года назад +1

      Are you blind? He doesn’t look like a bogan.

    • @BellefromOz
      @BellefromOz 4 года назад +5

      Lol..... are you famiar with Gabriel's story at all?
      The 2 Aussie guys called another Aussie bogan, not Gabe 😂

    • @alexgeier7326
      @alexgeier7326 3 года назад +3

      Or a drongo or a yobbo or a f@#k knuckle..the possibilities are endless

    • @BellefromOz
      @BellefromOz 3 года назад

      @@alexgeier7326 veerryyyy true

  • @naveensingh6459
    @naveensingh6459 4 года назад +158

    **Mean while**
    ------>The premiere starts

  • @samr227
    @samr227 4 года назад +40

    Having lived in Aus for 18 years, I have still never actually seen Fosters anywhere. Bottle shops, pubs, anywhere. Never seen anyone order it or anything.

    • @snarkymatt585
      @snarkymatt585 4 года назад +8

      Because it's shit that we Aussies offloaded onto the Poms and they offloaded it onto Yanks with shit taste buds... Mind you Fosters is still probably better than most Yank beer lol.

    • @evanflynn4680
      @evanflynn4680 4 года назад +1

      I've seen it. The pubs near all the touristy places sell it. Never seen an Australian drink it, though.

    • @ibast1
      @ibast1 4 года назад +1

      they try it in the market every now and then. Fails because it's just VB without the bitter taste. Take a bad beer and make it worse.

    • @timmcc6899
      @timmcc6899 4 года назад +1

      Lived here my whole life, all 43 years. The only time I've seen a can of Fosters was the can of it my uncle was buried with LoL

    • @James5127
      @James5127 4 года назад

      All of the Outback Steakhouses in Australia carry it.

  • @floydkingi4364
    @floydkingi4364 2 года назад +4

    Kiwi here, that's what I like about Australians, they'll take the piss Outta anything and anyone, great sense of humor

  • @gmun2248
    @gmun2248 4 года назад +131

    Drunk doesn't describe it... No kidding. I backpacked Australia 20 years ago and I still can't drink tequila shots.
    I'm Scottish.
    Loved it.

    • @Pupuh
      @Pupuh 4 года назад

      You're a Scot, eh?

    • @BenDover-cz9vm
      @BenDover-cz9vm 4 года назад

      ‘It’s not bullying if everybody does it’. Yes, he’s been here.

    • @AnnaPxx
      @AnnaPxx 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂

  • @frances3112
    @frances3112 3 года назад +12

    😂😂 I grew up in Australia and, it's so true, we say whatever we wanna say and, you'll be shocked if you don't know that's what we do 😂

  • @troyhindsley9177
    @troyhindsley9177 3 года назад +9

    If I could only listen to one comedian for the REST OF MY LIFE , it would be Gabriel “ Fluffy” Iglesias! This man tickles your funny bone so hard it’ll break.

  • @sirdropbeartv
    @sirdropbeartv 2 года назад +3

    I remember when fluffy came to Adelaide and his show went 45mins over because the whole audience was quoting along ❣️

  • @unknowngaybean.5030
    @unknowngaybean.5030 4 года назад +33

    Then, he realizes. “Oh shit. The burgers are the size. Of a dollar coin.”

  • @felicitybywater8012
    @felicitybywater8012 2 года назад +37

    He very neatly nailed the Australian accent. That's pretty good because almost no-one can do it, Stephen Fry excepted.

  • @burnttoast269
    @burnttoast269 3 года назад +13

    This further encourages me to move to Australia after I finish college 😭❤️

    • @randychief4284
      @randychief4284 2 года назад

      Well if you enjoy being locked down, and plus it's really expensive over here plus side is free Medicare unlike the states, take it from me ive been living here for 12 years .

    • @adzabz29
      @adzabz29 2 года назад +1

      U better have some deep pockets or be prepared to live like a bum

    • @burnttoast269
      @burnttoast269 2 года назад

      Adz Abz you bet I'll be working my ass off first before even getting to step one foot there lmao

    • @burnttoast269
      @burnttoast269 2 года назад +1

      Randy Chief welp since I still have maybe a decade to go I'd have a lot of time to think about that lol. Thanks 🙂

    • @snozbucket
      @snozbucket 2 года назад +3

      I think you'd be disappointed tbh lol. Yeah sure the people he's describing exist but they are not the norm unless you wanna move further away from the main city hubs. And as Adz Abz puts it our cost of living is very high if you're after the usual creature comforts. And we are getting that PC culture (thanks murka) just not as bad as it gets over there.

  • @mariaclaassen299
    @mariaclaassen299 2 года назад +40

    O my word it's so true. I'm from south Africa. And went on holiday for a holiday. And yea those people have no filters😂but it was one of the best places to visit. It's gorgeous

    • @exit2exist676
      @exit2exist676 2 года назад +1

      Those people? Try fitting that into another sentence about any other race or culture. Goes to show, we are a race all unto ourseleves. A superior one at that

    • @mariaclaassen299
      @mariaclaassen299 2 года назад +5

      @@exit2exist676 I wasn't racial. All I meant was they are straight forward people. Nothing mean about that. And also said I love Australia. It's a great place to visit. So calm down. No need to jump to conclusions that quickly. I've got family in Australia. And they love it there. So chill bro. No need to be so sensitive

    • @exit2exist676
      @exit2exist676 2 года назад +1

      @@mariaclaassen299 I was not implying that U were being racial.
      Simply stating that us Aussies r cool enough to not let that sort of thing bother us. Read the comment again sister. So I guess it's u who needs to relax, step back and chill. Have a great day 😊

    • @mariaclaassen299
      @mariaclaassen299 2 года назад +1

      @@exit2exist676 I was probably misunderstanding. I do apologize. Have an amazing day. It was nice to meet you🌸

    • @exit2exist676
      @exit2exist676 2 года назад

      @@mariaclaassen299 no harm no foul. Thanks for replying and the nice sentiment. End of my day here so on to a few beverages. Take care friend 😊

  • @Skeleton_Black
    @Skeleton_Black 2 года назад +25

    The fosters beer one. i am dying cos it's so true. we make fun of anyone who drinks it. hahaha

    • @0532MOET
      @0532MOET 2 года назад +1

      It can't be any worse than Carlton draught, Toohey spew, any midstrength beer or any of them new beers 🤢🤮

    • @zingzangspillip1
      @zingzangspillip1 2 года назад +1

      @@0532MOET What do you like then?

    • @warrenmilford6848
      @warrenmilford6848 2 года назад

      I've only met one person who drank it, (in his case quite huge quantities), and that was an ex, now deceased Croatian boss of mine, who got here from then communist Yugoslavia in the early '60's. We, unfortunately for me, would always have a couple of cans together after work. I'm more of a XXXX type fella.

    • @TasmaniaIsAHole
      @TasmaniaIsAHole 2 года назад +1

      @@zingzangspillip1 Not beer obviously.

    • @0532MOET
      @0532MOET Год назад

      @@zingzangspillip1 Normal beer that is bitter and not disgustingly sweet

  • @memesfactory3070
    @memesfactory3070 3 года назад +9

    " it's not bullying if everyone does it " So true

  • @righteousindignation8879
    @righteousindignation8879 4 года назад +6

    Crocodile Dundee: Mate! That's not a knife.
    Americans will _never_ comprehend that line.

  • @KingEazie
    @KingEazie 2 года назад +1

    Drunk pirate under water...😆 🤣