Best MEAT Jokes | Jim Gaffigan Stand-Up Compilation

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  • Опубликовано: 13 июн 2024
  • Of all the meat jokes I have made in my standup career, these are the best Enjoy!! What's your favorite joke in the compilation?
    PALE TOURIST is NOW streaming on Amazon.
    :43 - Not A Strict Vegetarian
    :58 - Pig Roast
    1:16 - Steak vs. Bologna
    1:36 - Whale Blubber
    2:18 - Turkey
    2:41 - Fried Chicken
    3:17 - Bacon
    8:07 - Meat Obsessed
    9:09 - Ribs
    10:10 - Bologna
    11:40 - Chicken & Waffles
    12:10 - Kobe Beef
    14:12 - Hot Dogs
    14:43 - Chicken Wings
    15:27 - Steak is Manly
    16:53 - Omaha Steaks
    17:20 - A-1 Steak Sauce
    17:42 - Steakhouse
    19:11 - Reindeer Meat
    19:44 - Cannibal
    20:03 - Conair
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    Clothing • Best CLOTHING Jokes Co...
    Donuts bit.ly/JGDonuts
    Stores • Best Store Jokes Compi...
    Catholic • Best CATHOLIC Jokes Co...
    HEALTHY & HAPPY Gardening
    INTRO • Jim Gaffigan in the Ga...
    CORN • How to Grow & Harvest ...
    THE PALE TOURIST
    Asian American (Full Set) bit.ly/JGAsianAmerican
    Florida Man (Full Set) bit.ly/JGFloridaMan
    Ontario vs Quebec bit.ly/JGOntario
    Superstitions bit.ly/JGSuperstition
    Canadian Map bit.ly/JGCanadaMap
    Tapas bit.ly/JGTapas
    Moose bit.ly/JGMoose
    Tourists bit.ly/JGTourist
    QUALITY TIME
    Marathons bit.ly/JGMarathons
    Horses bit.ly/JGHorses
    Appendix bit.ly/JGAppendix
    Museums bit.ly/JGMuseum
    Lying bit.ly/JGLying
    Dog Birthdays bit.ly/JGDogBirthday
    Cold Weather bit.ly/JGColdWeather
    NOBLE APE
    Japan vs China bit.ly/JGJapan
    My Wife's Brain Tumor bit.ly/JGBrainTumor
    Massages bit.ly/JGMassage
    Pope bit.ly/JGPope
    My Least Favorite Doctor bit.ly/JGWorstDoctor
    UK vs US bit.ly/JGUSAvCanada
    CINCO
    Morning Person bit.ly/JGMorning
    Fish are Gross bit.ly/JGFishGross
    Steak is Manly bit.ly/JGSteak
    Hiking bit.ly/JGHiking
    Idiot Abroad bit.ly/JGIdiotAbroad
    OBSESSED
    Bars bit.ly/JGBars
    Weddings bit.ly/JGWeddingsyay
    Victoria's Secret bit.ly/JGSecret
    Seafood bit.ly/JGSeafood
    MR. UNIVERSE
    Vitamins bit.ly/JGVitamins
    Whales bit.ly/JGWhales
    Fitness Goals bit.ly/JGFitnessGoals
    Home Birth bit.ly/JGHomebirth
    KING BABY
    Camping bit.ly/JGCamping
    Bacon bit.ly/JGBacon
    Fried Chicken bit.ly/JGFriendChicken
    Waffle House bit.ly/JGWaffleHouse
    BEYOND THE PALE
    Hot Pockets bit.ly/JGHotPocket
    I'm Korean bit.ly/JGKorean
    Doing Nothing bit.ly/JGDoingNothing
    Out To Dinner bit.ly/JGOutToDinner
    Cake bit.ly/JGCakes
    Vegetarian bit.ly/JGVegetarian
    SUPER OLD
    Manatee bit.ly/JGManatee
    Glasses bit.ly/JGGLasses
    MERCH Proceeds donated to ThelmagineSociety.org tinyurl.com/y5fwmpb2
    LETS GET COOKIN' World’s Favorite Quarantine Cooking Show
    Toast bit.ly/JGToast
    Burger bit.ly/JGBurger
    Pork bit.ly/JGPork
    Hotdog & Eggs bit.ly/JGHotDogs
    Pizza bit.ly/JGPizzaLGC
    Pasta bit.ly/JGPasta
    Hot Dog Fest bit.ly/JGHotDogFest
    Meatball Parm bit.ly/JGMeatball
    Chicken Fillet bit.ly/JGChickenFilet
    KC BBQ bit.ly/JGKansasCBBQ
    Bacon Wrapped Steaks bit.ly/JGBaconWrapped
    THE MIKE & PAT SHOW: (next Pewdiepie or Roblox addicts challenge)
    Daddy Dog bit.ly/JGDaddyDog
    Hot Pocket bit.ly/JGMPHotPocket
    Spaghettios bit.ly/JGSPaghettios
    Vegemite bit.ly/JGVegimite
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    JIM EATS THE WORLD (mukbang asmr local food)
    St.Louis Pizza bit.ly/JimEatsTheWorld
    KC BBQ bit.ly/JGKCBBQ
    Garbage Plate bit.ly/JGGarbagePlate
    Polish Boy bit.ly/JGPolishboy
    Spain bit.ly/JGSpainJETW
    Colombia bit.ly/JGColombia
    Paella bit.ly/JGPaella
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    Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 3 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles.
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  • @tammyiraheta5010
    @tammyiraheta5010 Год назад +323

    We found out my husband had cancer...... Listened to Him all the way through...... He recovered..... Laughter...the best medicine!! We love you Jim!!! 💗

    • @mauricericher3816
      @mauricericher3816 Год назад +5

      This is lovely news! So happy for you both. This is Maurice's widow. He didnt survive his bout with cancer four years ago. It was a super rare and super aggressive one. Yes, Jim is fantastic! Take care of each other. ❤️💕

    • @nicktrub
      @nicktrub Год назад +3

      Me too

    • @UncleKauffee
      @UncleKauffee Год назад +4

      I looked into it… it turns out that laughter isn’t even medicine at all…
      let’s not encourage canceling chemo in order to watch Comedy Central just yet. (Hey buddy, I like Comedy Central)

    • @ColocasiaCorm
      @ColocasiaCorm 5 месяцев назад

      What…?

    • @deannadeleon1882
      @deannadeleon1882 4 месяца назад +2

      Totally believe in this

  • @randybeans1984
    @randybeans1984 2 года назад +79

    3:08 -8:08 that 5 minute bacon rant was a work of art

    • @lamontmelrose7640
      @lamontmelrose7640 Год назад +4

      Classic set. Ranks up there with Carlin, Seinfeld, Manisalco, and Wright

  • @zacktalbot9874
    @zacktalbot9874 3 года назад +172

    I can’t handle this dude some nights he has me gasping for air. Legend

  • @tinlizziestudios4344
    @tinlizziestudios4344 3 года назад +510

    I introduced Jim Gaffigan to my Aunt while we were driving home from a vacation. She was driving and laughing so hard we almost crashed twice. I kid you not. We were actually grateful there was a car back up for miles so we could take our time, listen to Jim, and not have a wreck. Since then, when I pass an accident, I wonder...were they listening to Jim too?

    • @linshanhsiang
      @linshanhsiang 2 года назад +8

      It is entirely possible. I hope so, and not that they were texting and driving!

    • @joeyzuber117
      @joeyzuber117 2 года назад +10

      The best time to listen to him is when you drive. His jokes are short and simple and they are easy to follow while paying attention to traffic! Glad you're Aunt liked him.

    • @poltronafrau
      @poltronafrau 2 года назад +5

      I would love to be introduced to Jim gaffigan too!

    • @kewasroetkovraulpodriguez9682
      @kewasroetkovraulpodriguez9682 2 года назад +2

      I like him gaffigan

    • @mattjames4978
      @mattjames4978 Год назад +8

      lol. You mean you introduced your auntie to Jim, not the other way round - but I know what you mean.

  • @lawschoolpro
    @lawschoolpro 3 года назад +443

    I saw jim in New Orleans, and nearly died laughing. This brought it all back. Without a doubt one of the best comedians of all time.

    • @annemarieRN8
      @annemarieRN8 3 года назад +8

      He’s awesome live!

    • @edithdlp8045
      @edithdlp8045 3 года назад +11

      He is awesome and clean, that's difficult to find now a days.

    • @amywalker3647
      @amywalker3647 3 года назад +5

      Definitely one of the best, if not the best comedians in the business. He’s hilarious.

    • @iluvdissheet
      @iluvdissheet 3 года назад +2

      I would love to see him live.
      But seriously, Let's get Cooking is definitely my favorite Gaffigan quarantine bit.

    • @lawschoolpro
      @lawschoolpro 3 года назад +3

      @@iluvdissheet I’ll have to check it out. I’m sure it’s funny as hell.

  • @frankcastrogiovanni9271
    @frankcastrogiovanni9271 2 года назад +272

    Jim is the only comedian I know that nobody hates…always hilarious

    • @spitflamez
      @spitflamez 2 года назад +2

      #FACTS

    • @linshanhsiang
      @linshanhsiang 2 года назад +11

      I'm afraid you might not be up to speed on that....

    • @frankcastrogiovanni9271
      @frankcastrogiovanni9271 2 года назад +1

      @@linshanhsiang what do you mean?

    • @linshanhsiang
      @linshanhsiang 2 года назад +1

      @@frankcastrogiovanni9271 There's all those ...magats.. who said they were through with him after he had the temerity to express his disgust at the former president's behavior.

    • @frankcastrogiovanni9271
      @frankcastrogiovanni9271 2 года назад +2

      @@linshanhsiang ohh…that’s stupid.. even though trump is hilarious himself… but i can’t wait for everyone to wake up and realize the media uses politics and negativity to brain wash us and turn us against each other lol turn off the news and turn on the comedy

  • @philiphema2678
    @philiphema2678 3 года назад +173

    This guy's humor doesn't rely on shock language and in a funny way reflects who we are. I love the alter ego voice , too. Very funny!

    • @london_james
      @london_james 3 года назад +5

      Clean and funny. Great comedy

    • @Steven-qc2sz
      @Steven-qc2sz 3 года назад +1

      It's a shame he isn't really like that.

    • @johndrowe5281
      @johndrowe5281 3 года назад +1

      Steven ❓

    • @HeriEystberg
      @HeriEystberg 3 года назад +5

      It's not an alter ego voice; he is channeling the audience. Unless you mean the high pitched voice he does during the bacon bit.

    • @sushiyamaster989
      @sushiyamaster989 3 года назад

      Just like good old Bill Cosby.

  • @TimBailey859
    @TimBailey859 3 года назад +145

    My kids run around the house singing "Hot Pockets". Keep speaking your mind!

    • @kellietaylor9913
      @kellietaylor9913 3 года назад +3

      Hot pockets is awesome my bf never heard it and I couldn't believe someone could not know hot pockets how could u not u live under a rock or something

  • @PattyPixels-Velez
    @PattyPixels-Velez 3 года назад +53

    You are my favorite comedian. Thank you for bringing happiness to my life. Pandemic, wild fires, and riots are not a great thing to find online, but I prefer to watch or listen to your jokes. You are the best therapy a retired veteran can have. Please, never stop.

  • @chrismults1500
    @chrismults1500 Год назад +25

    Best comedian to take the stage. Jim’s humour is genius, well delivered & roll on the floor hilarious 😂 He doesn’t curse, just incredibly witty ❤

    • @chiendinh-je2xi
      @chiendinh-je2xi 9 месяцев назад

      Agree, Jim and his wife work hard on their research.

  • @branchsnapper2228
    @branchsnapper2228 3 года назад +109

    Keep em coming Jim, thanks for keeping our spirits up during this difficult time

  • @sittingbythepool
    @sittingbythepool 2 года назад +29

    Favorite comedian hands down! I never get tired of watching these videos

  • @johngullo9420
    @johngullo9420 3 года назад +59

    All of Jim’s bits are funny but the bacon bits are the best!😀

  • @justgno4242
    @justgno4242 3 года назад +60

    "go ahead & stuff the potato with 20 sticks of butter" "well I'm on a diet" .."okay, make it 19" 😆

  • @Catrell
    @Catrell Год назад +15

    I'm not saying he doesn't get his due but I still think Jim is seriously underrated.

  • @lindseymontigue3017
    @lindseymontigue3017 3 года назад +132

    literally my favorite comic. i own your tv show on dvd and my whole family loves it. you’re hilarious!

    • @HerculeseBaby
      @HerculeseBaby 3 года назад +3

      I just bought it and will be watching it over the weekend!!! I can’t wait!😁

    • @brodyharris7631
      @brodyharris7631 3 года назад +4

      He had a tv show!!?

    • @juliepoulos3057
      @juliepoulos3057 3 года назад +2

      My husband and Kids love him too!

  • @seanaxner4093
    @seanaxner4093 2 года назад +48

    He is absolutely hilarious. Love his comedy

  • @heyjude1101
    @heyjude1101 2 года назад +25

    I'm so glad your covid shut in skits came into my queue, I click off the news and listen to you and the world is better again. Thank you, Jim!

  • @maenad1231
    @maenad1231 2 года назад +16

    Everything about Jim Gaffigan is precious to me 🥰

  • @jesseolson9879
    @jesseolson9879 2 года назад +9

    I love his stand up. He don't need to sware all the time

  • @luckythree553
    @luckythree553 2 года назад +4

    Thanks so very much for sharing your gift. And supporting so many during challenging times with insight & compassion apparent in your wonderful humor. Bless you & your family.

  • @devilpig6
    @devilpig6 2 года назад +7

    I love comedy but always find myself sifting through material... You're the only guy who consistently nails it... Any clip, any show, every bit is always just pure entertainment... Thank you for that...

  • @motherfromwayback
    @motherfromwayback Год назад +7

    You are definitely one of the best comedians out there.
    Your role on the 70's show is classic.

  • @lolhai6430
    @lolhai6430 Год назад +4

    Jim gaffigan is like the best comedian ever

  • @FailingArtist
    @FailingArtist 3 года назад +101

    I’m a vegan and I love meat jokes lol
    I find humor in lots of stuff. Especially your humor! I die every time

    • @gushutchinson8758
      @gushutchinson8758 2 года назад +3

      I'm a vegan too and I don't mind it when people take the piss,which is regularly, but I still want people to get informed.
      You have to make a sustained search to find,in this case the life and death of pigs in factory farming.
      A lot of people who face the facts do try to give up meat.
      To witness a sow suckling her kids on concrete, unable to turn, to see what a captive bolt does when it doesn't quite work ...even worse is watching a badly stunned pig being dipped,head first into boiling water to make it easier to move the hairs.
      I guess most vegans had a last straw moment .
      Education and information is key but also deliberately kept from view.
      I remember watching the "animals film " I think in the late 70s and just about everyone who saw it was moved enough to go vegan.
      This guy it strikes me is not somebody who has looked into the horrific truth about a pigs life and death .
      Change is possible
      I think seeing is believing...but knowledge of the industrial process has to be self taught.
      The farmers the food companies and the government will never be into full disclosure .
      How we laughed!

    • @aribethneverwinter4632
      @aribethneverwinter4632 2 года назад +2

      Ditto 🤣

    • @christinaFaith84
      @christinaFaith84 2 года назад

      Typical vegan. First thing said "I'm vegan ". 😆😆😆😆

    • @ivsbanks
      @ivsbanks Год назад

      SAME😂

  • @kh7688
    @kh7688 3 года назад +6

    One of the best stand up comics of all time.

  • @TheGigiparce0
    @TheGigiparce0 3 года назад +42

    My wife and I saw him live in Colombia where we live, it was the last time we were in a room full of people not wearing masks. Will treasure that memory forever, Jim’s the best!

  • @t.estable3856
    @t.estable3856 3 года назад +8

    Speaking as a Canadian, that last joke slayed me.

  • @fazergazer
    @fazergazer 3 года назад +22

    Watching Jim Gaffigan is like taking a ride on the World’s Best Rollercoaster!! Yay Bacon!!

  • @williameichner7177
    @williameichner7177 3 года назад +80

    Thank you Jim you're making a difference

    • @j.s.connolly8579
      @j.s.connolly8579 3 года назад +1

      HERE HERE!!! Don't SAY IT... SING IT!!!
      I SECOND and THIRD THAT!

    • @brentbundy9780
      @brentbundy9780 3 года назад

      Very well said- Brent Bundy Ridegump

    • @kellietaylor9913
      @kellietaylor9913 3 года назад +1

      Yes I fourth this!!! I was trying to find a way to say what this meant to all of us Jim taking Time every day to do a video for us it's not making him millions he's doing it for us we love u jim and all that money u and your family raised for NYC teaching ur kids to give back every celebrity to take a lesson from u Jim Gaffigan

  • @tomcavanaugh7042
    @tomcavanaugh7042 3 года назад +57

    "How many bacon jokes is this guy gonna do?" More Please!

    • @twinsnsingles
      @twinsnsingles 3 года назад +1

      “I mean I like bacon but C’MONNNN!”

  • @MichaelIrish
    @MichaelIrish 3 года назад +21

    Tears of joy and spirit and mirth.
    Comedy had its goldmine upon Gaffigan's birth.

  • @rodstinson537
    @rodstinson537 3 года назад +17

    Yeah, I only watched this a few hundred times,and still hilarious 😂,

  • @emmiebl6605
    @emmiebl6605 3 года назад +22

    I’m a vegan and I totally love Jim’s meaty jokes!
    KEVIN HOTDOG! 🤣

  • @trolltothebank
    @trolltothebank 3 года назад +27

    Just thank you so much for posting daily 😂 ❤️

  • @mrslvw
    @mrslvw 3 года назад +18

    The intro ad was HOT POCKETS- lmfao!!!!

  • @jaguarrose7022
    @jaguarrose7022 3 года назад +17

    Every time I hear Jim talk about steak it makes me want one so bad!

  • @luisetorres5760
    @luisetorres5760 3 года назад +17

    Idk but other comedians make me laugh only few times maybe or almost not laugh. This guy had me laughing the whole show!

  • @thomasfields9804
    @thomasfields9804 3 года назад +13

    “Your gonna kill me??”
    “OH IT’S GONNA GET A LOT WORSE”

  • @SpinDash
    @SpinDash 3 года назад +315

    I didn’t have “Jim Gaffigan becomes a RUclipsr who releases daily videos” on my 2020 bingo card, but I’m not complaining!

    • @angelrosehedges3733
      @angelrosehedges3733 3 года назад +5

      Free bonus card, lol. 😉

    • @Global00Vintage
      @Global00Vintage 3 года назад +5

      I’m ok with it. We need more good slots on the bingo card!

    • @bobby6381
      @bobby6381 3 года назад +4

      Well said. Jim's the best!

    • @lorrie2878
      @lorrie2878 3 года назад +2

      I love him!

    • @stephenlupoli
      @stephenlupoli 3 года назад +2

      Love you Jim. Your humor has been therapy for me!

  • @roostercogburn6469
    @roostercogburn6469 3 года назад +30

    Jim you are funny as hell! I love your spontaneity, your facial expressions, voices and analogies. Performing as if you are an audience member is truly epic!
    LOVE YOUR COMEDY!

  • @aldomaddox6499
    @aldomaddox6499 3 года назад +33

    Take that, Lipitor! That's hilarious.

  • @661Justice
    @661Justice 2 года назад +6

    I'm stuck at home with Covid but it is Jim who is making me gasp for air.

  • @poledancer8083
    @poledancer8083 3 года назад +12

    Thank you for including vegetarians who are not offended by meat jokes! I mean some of us vegetarians have a sense of humor too.

  • @vwiggins1847
    @vwiggins1847 3 года назад +37

    Jim is too funny!!!

  • @AndrewBarsky
    @AndrewBarsky 3 года назад +7

    “Bucket. Isn’t that how we feed farm animals?” Genius 👏

  • @cliffordyawn2787
    @cliffordyawn2787 3 года назад +15

    Bacon smells so good and even tastes better

  • @mickisimon93
    @mickisimon93 4 месяца назад +1

    As a devout Catholic I find your Catholic jokes ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS
    Keep the comin'
    PS You are unbelievably lucky to have a praying wife and mother for your children

  • @Codman333
    @Codman333 3 года назад +20

    I love you Jim you seem completely neutral. God bless you and your family.

  • @suebrown3465
    @suebrown3465 3 года назад +60

    You give your animals such cute personalities in your jokes...that I’m going to be a vegetarian !

  • @Beardlythekind
    @Beardlythekind 7 месяцев назад +2

    These comedy compilations really helped through the pandemic. Thanks a lot dude

  • @jeanneroy1494
    @jeanneroy1494 3 года назад +13

    You are such a welcomed relief at the end of the day! Thank you & yours for the daily belly laugh! 🙏🏼

  • @jonathandelgado8253
    @jonathandelgado8253 3 года назад +13

    BRILLIANT Jim! Welcome to the Carnivore tribe! Keep the meaty jokes coming. And Veggie jokes too!

  • @d.taygray1250
    @d.taygray1250 2 года назад +13

    Jim is absolutely hilarious !! The "inner voice", or rather, what I visualize as some random woman in the audience speaking to her husband, is so unique and the best of all !! I laugh just thinking about it. 😂😂😂

  • @PhoenixProdLLC
    @PhoenixProdLLC 3 года назад +38

    I'm so hungry now but can't stop laughing to order a burger, aaah!

  • @daviddyrland
    @daviddyrland 3 года назад +7

    Love your comedy! You are the best!

  • @296jacqi
    @296jacqi 3 года назад +17

    12:06 I know it’s lunch, but I want breakfast AND diabetes.
    I died. 😂 🤣

  • @xenodarsh3475
    @xenodarsh3475 3 года назад +5

    You has the voice of a bacon angel! Nothing but love for you sir!

  • @opensage01
    @opensage01 Год назад +6

    Great jokes. Truly talented comedian. One of the best for sure in my book. I put you in my top tier list of Red Skelton, Bill Cosby, and Brian Regan. Thanks for sharing these great jokes, they made me laugh a lot. Your delivery is always great.

  • @SephiraSe
    @SephiraSe 2 года назад +1

    Turkey..."you're gonna kill me, oh no it's gonna get worse".....🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @marinaruiz5571
    @marinaruiz5571 3 года назад +5

    Thanks Jim. I laugh at your jokes all the way from Argentina. Best comedian ever.

  • @larskjar
    @larskjar 3 года назад +6

    The treasures of the norse gods specifically includes a pig who regenerates when bacon if cut from it. It, along with the goat from which you can milk mead, which never runs dry, is why Valhalla is the reward for a life well liveeld.

  • @firstnamelastname-zo5gd
    @firstnamelastname-zo5gd 3 года назад +18

    "i can see how you want to be offended, but there's no reason." LOL!

  • @cristinehulse1526
    @cristinehulse1526 2 года назад +5

    I love your humor!! You make me laugh and smile!!

  • @ronniewright6639
    @ronniewright6639 2 года назад +1

    Best comedian ever!!

  • @TechWizMaster
    @TechWizMaster 3 года назад +3

    i LOVE those best of...if you watch em all, you've seen all the shows at the end hehe...
    but of course i've seen them all multiple time, huge fan...MUCH love from canada JIM!@

  • @twoboysmom7423
    @twoboysmom7423 3 года назад +37

    To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon :-)

  • @rayejohn79rj11
    @rayejohn79rj11 3 года назад +6

    When I'm sad Jim Gaffigan makes me laugh again

  • @sabaton5fdpfan066
    @sabaton5fdpfan066 3 года назад +8

    I had Kielbasa while watching this video. The timing couldn't have been any better

  • @user-sl8dg8ph9v
    @user-sl8dg8ph9v 2 месяца назад +1

    Jim Gaffigan is the best thing since sliced bread due to the fact i can play his standup while doing housework and dont have to worry about the kids hearing it. I love all kinds of comedy, even when they have foul language or jokes, but i cant pkay that kind of comedy with the fam around. That makes Jim my first go to as a stay at home Mom & stepmom.

  • @dangonpoop
    @dangonpoop 3 года назад +6

    I've watched this tuns of times. Still makes hungry.

  • @user-pw1mz5dl5p
    @user-pw1mz5dl5p 8 месяцев назад +1

    Years fly by, but the heart stays in the same place.

  • @PeterCombs
    @PeterCombs 3 года назад +12

    I strongly recommend roasting a small Tenderloin with Hollandaise sauce for breakfast with an Egg or two and bacon on the side. Years ago I was in Patagonia and loved how they served sirloin steaks for breakfast with THREE Eggs on top, it was heaven.

    • @Squidman91
      @Squidman91 3 года назад +2

      This doesn’t sound as good on paper, but scramble three eggs and while they’re cooking mix in chopped white onions, green apple chunks, sausage and bacon and top off with shredded cheddar jack😋

  • @mpnextweswalker
    @mpnextweswalker 4 месяца назад

    Put this on in your house on the background. Laughter all day

  • @jbreezy5959
    @jbreezy5959 2 года назад +7

    Bless you Jim, love your comedy. Thanks for keeping us laughing 😅. ❤

  • @AshleySullivan-ws1xj
    @AshleySullivan-ws1xj 6 месяцев назад +1

    JIM, please don't ever STOP!!! KEEP IT COMING!!! NEVERMIND, what others may say! Your Lord Gaffigan! Ruler of Fruitful, Honest, Everyday real life humor! Your original and straightforward!!!

  • @jhors7777
    @jhors7777 3 года назад +4

    Love you and respect you Jim!

  • @rasui80
    @rasui80 3 года назад +6

    Love these videos Jim, thanks so much

  • @robnee3313
    @robnee3313 Год назад +1

    This man is legend!

  • @mookyyzed2216
    @mookyyzed2216 3 года назад +6

    Gonna be so great to see you back on the road. I hope this pandemic gets under control soon. We need to get into the theaters for this live.

  • @redeagle9312
    @redeagle9312 3 года назад +10

    Jim, you are the best!! Appreciate it.

  • @josephyork4175
    @josephyork4175 3 года назад +7

    Pork is addictive. While stationed in the Panama Canal Zone, a soldier paddled a raft (by himself - idiot)to a small island off the coast. His intent was to spearfish but he saw a pig in the jungle. Tried to kill it with his spear gun. The pig had him treed for three days even with the spear stuck in his side. The pig finally left. The soldier escaped and eventually got back to base. He was fined for being AWOL (away with out leave). Gladly paid the fine. Shuffled off to the Mess Hall (where soldiers eat) and had some BACON Revenge.

  • @cristea9429
    @cristea9429 3 года назад +20

    I’m a vegan but I still appreciate your meat jokes!

  • @birbluv9595
    @birbluv9595 Год назад +1

    The Kobe beef section had me in stitches!

  • @NjorogeGATEITEI
    @NjorogeGATEITEI 11 месяцев назад +1

    I like when he makes a commentary of his own jokes. This guy is awesome.
    I watched him once on an Aifrance flight, had to look for him afterwards. Very funny dude 😊

  • @lauragiordano8514
    @lauragiordano8514 3 года назад +2

    Thank you, thank you, thank you. Can't name a favorite...You brighten my days throughout this insanity...

  • @aranjenkins2627
    @aranjenkins2627 3 года назад +46

    Jim do you ever get tired of ‘standing up?’ I’m surprised you haven’t come up with a whole ‘sitting down’ comedy thing.... 🤣

  • @user-rm7bc6cz7m
    @user-rm7bc6cz7m 6 дней назад

    My family watched this video last night and when Jim got to the bacon jokes, I was laughing so hard I could not breathe! I never thought I would say this, but Jim Gaffigan almost killed me! Great video!

  • @marcostorres7125
    @marcostorres7125 Год назад +1

    Thank you so much I enjoy laughing to everyone of your jokes and in my experience of many comedians you're my number 1

  • @ncjay08
    @ncjay08 3 года назад +3

    When it comes to funny, noone can beat a meat joke.

  • @Siggi395
    @Siggi395 10 месяцев назад

    Jim Gaffigan and Brian Regan... two of the best stand up today. Not a vulgar word in their act, no mention of the colour of their skin.... jokes that make you think.. "I'm not a strict vegan, I eat beef and pork". GENIUS!!!!

  • @annabell3385
    @annabell3385 2 года назад +1

    I still remember a headline on a magazine from decades ago that said, "Kevin Bacon sizzles."

  • @davidsandy5917
    @davidsandy5917 2 года назад +4

    Vegetables are what food eats.

  • @loreycook3373
    @loreycook3373 3 года назад +1

    Brilliant 👏

  • @user-oz6hu9od9j
    @user-oz6hu9od9j 8 месяцев назад +1

    Happiness does not come from having much, but from being attached to little.

  • @thatoneguy1477
    @thatoneguy1477 3 года назад +3

    Thank you, your videos make every day better

  • @stephaniev70
    @stephaniev70 3 года назад +3

    You are so hysterical!! Thanks for all the laughs!!!

  • @TK-xo2mf
    @TK-xo2mf 3 года назад +1

    Thank you 🙏

  • @michaelbingham6907
    @michaelbingham6907 2 месяца назад +1

    Thanks for being clean

  • @gregorycole3412
    @gregorycole3412 2 года назад +2

    Who’s the person that can “thumbs down” this. They can’t understand the concept of comedy.