Most Hilarious Sea Creature Stand Up Jokes | Jim Gaffigan

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  • Опубликовано: 18 дек 2024

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  • @ROCKMTHI
    @ROCKMTHI 2 года назад +32

    Gaffigan is so fun and easy to listen to. He can make fun of anything or anyone without sounding cruel and demeaning. He makes you laugh at yourself. So much more talent than the average comedian.

  • @patriottroll1764
    @patriottroll1764 3 года назад +36

    The manatee bit makes me laugh every time. 😄 "You live in the ocean 'cause you ain't got no job."

    • @sandyn3384
      @sandyn3384 2 года назад +1

      Sea pig whatever✋😂

  • @Lawliet734
    @Lawliet734 4 года назад +280

    Jim Gaffigan is the only comedian who has or will ever have 16 minutes of sea creature jokes.

    • @pirate__crewman
      @pirate__crewman 4 года назад +6

      It’s not that hard of a feat to achieve lmao

    • @Fenrir-zt1kp
      @Fenrir-zt1kp 4 года назад +9

      @@pirate__crewman but when you have 16 minutes about every topic lol

    • @vsvntvnv
      @vsvntvnv 3 года назад +5

      @@pirate__crewman try 16mnts of horse jokes than you’ll achive mastery

    • @Winterstick549
      @Winterstick549 2 года назад

      Or horses,, lol.

    • @tjjames9846
      @tjjames9846 Год назад +2

      @@pirate__crewman- Well, it’s been 2 years, let’s hear your 16 minutes of sea creature jokes. You know, that easily attainable feat, according to you.

  • @peggysadowski4026
    @peggysadowski4026 3 года назад +45

    Gaffigan makes me laugh and smile the whole time I’m listening to his routines.He’s great!

  • @benbrophy7192
    @benbrophy7192 4 года назад +32

    Heard these before but are still just as funny every time I hear him. Favorite comedian!

  • @AnnaPxx
    @AnnaPxx 4 года назад +20

    I could watch this video for hours on end... all exceptional throughout but the routine on whales is pure comedy gold. Apart from the brilliance and originality of the jokes, his expressions, timing and whale sounds are just PERFECT 🤣🤣

  • @mikemilnes7093
    @mikemilnes7093 3 года назад +40

    Thank you Jim, you always bring me out of the funk i sometimes find myself in. Your better than any antidepressant out there.

  • @Junior1986_
    @Junior1986_ 3 года назад +65

    He is really underrated I think that he is one of the best comedians of our time !

    • @rickwilliams967
      @rickwilliams967 Год назад +6

      He's literally one of the most successful comedians on the planet

    • @delataylor
      @delataylor Год назад +3

      Define underrated.

    • @nathandodge665
      @nathandodge665 7 дней назад

      There's no such thing as underrated

    • @nathandodge665
      @nathandodge665 7 дней назад

      ​@@rickwilliams967do you mean financially?

  • @jean2479
    @jean2479 4 года назад +18

    With ear buds in so I don’t wake the hubs, trying to whisper laugh lol but it’s futile lol!! Jim, you’re my favorite!!

    • @ronnymatthews4133
      @ronnymatthews4133 12 дней назад +1

      Hi Jean, ❤I hope your Hubby's name is Gerry, Laugh all night, AND tell Hubby's you were dreaming about a Ger,,,Laugh/ Giraffe❤p.s. Greetings fRoM HALIFAX NOVA SCOTIA 🇨🇦 CANADA 😊

  • @rikk319
    @rikk319 2 года назад +8

    His manatee story was the first one I ever saw, decades ago. My wife and I had never laughed so hard together in our young marriage. "Sea cow" has been a running joke between us all this time!

  • @tastymouse
    @tastymouse 4 года назад +47

    Jim at his best. I'm dying here!

  • @brianlake2905
    @brianlake2905 4 года назад +64

    The whale impression always kills me

    • @AnnaPxx
      @AnnaPxx 4 года назад +6

      Every single time - it's so good that even Jim cracks up 🤣

    • @poltronafrau
      @poltronafrau 3 года назад +3

      UUUUUUuuuuuuUUUUUUUUuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUU

  • @rebeccamiller475
    @rebeccamiller475 4 года назад +10

    The whale jokes are my favorite! 🐧 🌊 🐡 🐙 🐚 🐬 🐳 🐋 🐟 🐠 (I went a little overboard with the emojis.)

  • @Jane-nt3vy
    @Jane-nt3vy Год назад +2

    Jim is the funniest comedian ever!!! 😂😆

  • @drewtheunspoken3988
    @drewtheunspoken3988 4 года назад +144

    Young Gaffigan looks like one of those random scientists in the background of a movie who usually die in the first act.

  • @GBfanatic15
    @GBfanatic15 4 года назад +29

    he makes seafood sound disgusting but I love everything he mentioned XD

    • @catharineorellana3522
      @catharineorellana3522 4 года назад +2

      Actually seafood IS disgusting, so I agree with Jim on that one!!!

  • @TheC.O.-VISIT
    @TheC.O.-VISIT 4 года назад +16

    Those whale sounds get me every time 🤣

  • @peters972
    @peters972 4 года назад +33

    In the past Gaffigan would have arrived on a Viking ship and ransacked your village. That pent up anger is now directed towards lobstahs.

    • @Fenrir-zt1kp
      @Fenrir-zt1kp 4 года назад +2

      The only comedian that can say “because I’m white” and it’s still hilarious

    • @Rugmunchersauce3
      @Rugmunchersauce3 6 месяцев назад

      Yes but he would have done it politely, he wouldn't have raped anyone and on the way home he'd think of a really good joke about it all.

  • @laurieo877
    @laurieo877 4 года назад +21

    He never fails to make me laugh which i need to do more often.

  • @helene420
    @helene420 2 года назад +2

    I think this was the funniest compilation of Jim Gaffigan I've ever heard, at least I can't remember laughing so hard all by myself that sides hurt 🤣🤣🤣

  • @LadyVoldemort
    @LadyVoldemort 4 года назад +6

    The "blub-brrrrrr" one always got me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That is indeed what my big fat butt sounds like.

  • @rogersockwell
    @rogersockwell 3 года назад +2

    Love that he made seafood funny. Wide-open topic, and he did it proud.

  • @StellaSirenSongs
    @StellaSirenSongs 3 года назад +10

    As someone who is equally grossed out by all seafood, thank you Sir

  • @kobbetop
    @kobbetop 4 года назад +35

    Amazing to watch Jim Gaffigan turn into an elderly Jack Nicholson at the end.

  • @beckywszalek726
    @beckywszalek726 4 года назад +19

    I hadn't seen the whale bit before, lol!!!!! Can't stop laughing!

  • @pammicakes41
    @pammicakes41 4 года назад +8

    Omg, hysterical .....You truly are the funniest comic I have ever heard!!!

  • @ahhu.
    @ahhu. 4 года назад +21

    The whale voice is spot on 🤣

    • @AnnaPxx
      @AnnaPxx 4 года назад

      Absolutely! 🤣

  • @davidgarcia6095
    @davidgarcia6095 4 года назад +6

    The whale bit priceless,you need to get your on tv show.

  • @yournamehere1886
    @yournamehere1886 6 месяцев назад

    This is the first Jim Gaffigan comedy video,that I've watched, for a long time, with some of the material, that I haven't even i
    seen yet... 😂

  • @colleen7722
    @colleen7722 3 года назад +2

    Jim Gaffigan is always a delight

  • @sideshowtink
    @sideshowtink 4 года назад +6

    The paella bit made me laugh so hard!

  • @michelleshorey8103
    @michelleshorey8103 4 года назад +21

    The whales crack me up every time. Thanks Jim.

  • @amberhoy9697
    @amberhoy9697 2 года назад +1

    Jim always cracks me up, no matter how I'm feeling! 🤣 Sea bugs!🤣🤣🤣

  • @kathrynbrown1575
    @kathrynbrown1575 Год назад

    Thank you Jim, you bring laughter to the end of my day with my over "melodious" children. Sincerely, thank you😊

  • @CaptainMarvel-v5o
    @CaptainMarvel-v5o 2 года назад +1

    Omg spot on about the butter lol 😂

  • @TV-jn4dh
    @TV-jn4dh 4 года назад +40

    I was thinking "at least it's not horse jokes", while he started the seahorse joke. Well played, Jim.

    • @DJSquish76
      @DJSquish76 4 года назад +3

      You are a true fan

    • @reneeschwider6136
      @reneeschwider6136 4 года назад

      Gotta love his horse jokes though

    • @reneeschwider6136
      @reneeschwider6136 4 года назад +1

      @@DJSquish76 I've seen him twice plus in person @ the Grey Snail 🐌

  • @mitoguitarman
    @mitoguitarman 2 года назад +1

    Thank you for the good night stories!

  • @CrazexSteve
    @CrazexSteve 4 года назад +6

    “I try not to eat things that also make jewelry”
    🤣😂🤣

  • @TwilightedForever1
    @TwilightedForever1 2 года назад

    I need Jim Gaffigan every morning with my coffee to get my day started right! 💖

  • @francescaa8331
    @francescaa8331 4 года назад +3

    Funny bits! Thanks for my daily dose.

  • @cyoungledesma
    @cyoungledesma 4 года назад +6

    Bug meat! Oh my gosh I never knew this!! Lawbstuh! A giant sea scorpion 🦂. Aaaahhhhh run!

  • @tcaves3053
    @tcaves3053 4 года назад +2

    He is so funny I watch his shows over and over. Good clean comedy .

  • @kevinhuddleston7578
    @kevinhuddleston7578 3 года назад

    Mister Gaffigan cheerleaders get better every time I watch him! LOL thank you so much

  • @StoneE4
    @StoneE4 4 года назад +6

    Jim's whale impression sounds quite similar to Buffalo Bill from _The Silence of the Lambs._ 😁

  • @debispilker4392
    @debispilker4392 4 года назад +2

    Love your seafood jokes!

  • @ComeWhatMay11
    @ComeWhatMay11 4 года назад +6

    Jim never disappoints!!

    • @debc7341
      @debc7341 4 года назад

      I Declare ...he’s hilarious except when he talks politics

    • @youeweu
      @youeweu 4 года назад +2

      @@debc7341 Politicians talking politics are funny enough.

    • @linshanhsiang
      @linshanhsiang 4 года назад +1

      @@debc7341 Well, to be fair when he talks politics he's not TRYING to be funny.

    • @debc7341
      @debc7341 4 года назад

      linshanhsiang when he talks politics he isn’t funny, well that’s my point. I like 😆

  • @luisaroman7108
    @luisaroman7108 8 месяцев назад

    Jim works so hard to give us laughter

  • @PhoenixProdLLC
    @PhoenixProdLLC 4 года назад +18

    Finally someone besides me calls lobster and shrimp what THEY ARE:
    SEA INSECTS! FOR GODS SAKE THEY'RE FEEDING IS BUGS!
    (runs from room screaming)

    • @michaelo5665
      @michaelo5665 4 года назад +2

      Embrace the bugs! In fifty to a hundred years we all will have to.

  • @ENFPerspectives
    @ENFPerspectives 2 года назад +1

    Him is logical and hilarious; a step above sarcasm 🙌❤️

  • @meej33
    @meej33 4 года назад +8

    Please believe me that the bit about paella is uncannily accurate and 100% spot on. You can never eat paella at the right place, it is always the wrong place or the wrong paella. I'm sorry but that is THE LAW.

  • @suebrown3465
    @suebrown3465 4 года назад +14

    “Harvey the Lobstah “Fan Club! 🦞

  • @crystallady6707
    @crystallady6707 4 года назад +9

    I’m annoyed by people that hate seafood. But love Jim! Lol

    • @davidschneide5422
      @davidschneide5422 4 года назад +2

      I like the idea of eating seafood, but my tongue doesn't agree with me. It spits it out, like liver, before I can even chew.

    • @marystephens765
      @marystephens765 4 года назад +1

      I’m vegan as I don’t like murdering any animals

    • @youeweu
      @youeweu 4 года назад

      @@marystephens765 What about insect pests, parasites and vermin?

    • @marystephens765
      @marystephens765 4 года назад

      @Andrew zzstu Kolozsvary literally, no one asked you to criticize me

    • @marystephens765
      @marystephens765 4 года назад +1

      @Andrew zzstu Kolozsvary literally, maybe you are not educated to the fact that humans eat way too much animal. It’s not healthy and it’s contributing to climate change. Charles Darwin’s great grandson is a scientist. He has said that if we cut back to one serving of animal to three times a week, we can reverse climate change. Literally, I have the right to express myself whether or not you like what I say

  • @adilouie
    @adilouie 4 года назад +31

    I grew up at the Jersey Shore, eating Seafood like a Champ! Now, I'm completely grossed out by it.
    Friends of mine who are Commercial Fishermen will tell you that the best place to find crabs is where the sewage runoffs are, or a dead body. Blahhh... nope. They are bugs..

    • @melherron1
      @melherron1 4 года назад +3

      This is Brilliant Proof!

    • @wayneurquhart1967
      @wayneurquhart1967 4 года назад

      Do you run sewage straight into the sea? ( I don't mean you personally)

    • @adilouie
      @adilouie 4 года назад +4

      @@wayneurquhart1967 They did. I don't know if they still do. I know that they still run rain water drains into the ocean.
      They used to take garbage and dump it in the ocean.
      Gross.

    • @reneeschwider6136
      @reneeschwider6136 3 года назад

      And lobster killers make me angry, boiling a creature alive is torturous.. 😰🦞

    • @millsykooksy4863
      @millsykooksy4863 2 года назад

      🤢

  • @davidchapman7667
    @davidchapman7667 2 года назад

    His whale bit has got to be my favorite. That and bug meat, snot rocks, boat captains.

  • @TeamCat1128
    @TeamCat1128 3 года назад +3

    The manatee bit almost made me pee my pants!😂🤣

  • @jluttr9808
    @jluttr9808 4 года назад +2

    Just saw you in the movie Troop Zero. You were great and should do some material on the actors (kids+) interaction and set experience. Thanks for giving me my best lung clearing laughs each day during this hard 2020.

  • @michelemccabeross379
    @michelemccabeross379 3 года назад +4

    I literally laughed out loud each and every time I watch your comedy. Thank you for the best giggle fest ever.

  • @karenjohnson8238
    @karenjohnson8238 2 года назад

    I love his sense of humor I laugh till I cry!

  • @grheryford
    @grheryford 2 года назад

    Watching these videos while dealing with Omicron (for a month) has been it’s own kind of wonderful medicine.

  • @user-yw4fh4pw3q
    @user-yw4fh4pw3q 2 года назад +1

    He really nailed that Ricki Lake audience member. In every way.

  • @TheRealArtimusKnight
    @TheRealArtimusKnight 4 года назад +3

    Jim one of the things about your stuff that I like is that you don’t scream into the microphone. No seriously

  • @JoeHernandez1210
    @JoeHernandez1210 4 года назад +2

    I love Jim's warp mind.lol

  • @michelledean6157
    @michelledean6157 6 месяцев назад

    Funniest comic in ages 😂❤

  • @HerculeseBaby
    @HerculeseBaby Год назад +1

    Omg this guy is hilarious!!!!

  • @akita101
    @akita101 3 года назад

    Jim, you ROCK!!!! I ADORE YOU!!!!

  • @kathleendestefano5577
    @kathleendestefano5577 2 года назад +1

    Lol, I don’t like seafood either Jim, this is perfection ❤️🦀🐠🐙🐠🌊

  • @mers3481
    @mers3481 2 года назад +1

    I really like his whale jokes!

  • @TheLochs
    @TheLochs Год назад

    I love Jim!

  • @davegibson9641
    @davegibson9641 Год назад

    An excellent comedian!

  • @CerveloR5
    @CerveloR5 3 года назад +1

    TURFIN BUG BUTT!! 🍤🍤🍤 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @linshanhsiang
    @linshanhsiang 4 года назад +13

    I get the feeling that Jim does not like seafood!

    • @AnnaPxx
      @AnnaPxx 4 года назад +2

      What makes you think that 🤣

  • @micahbush5397
    @micahbush5397 Год назад

    I just love the voice he uses for the manatee.
    However, manatees don't have a blubber layer, which is why they're only found in warm waters.

  • @WOK-YT-handle
    @WOK-YT-handle Год назад +1

    “Yeah, whatever Sea Pig” 😅

  • @hotslots8504
    @hotslots8504 Год назад

    turf and bug butt lmao, i love butter too. I'm from Maryland, love that bug. 1/2 a bite of bug meat. I love the work cracking them open yum 😂 you should have mentioned crawfish, like eating a dozen little lobsters

  • @SuperSavvyTravelersLLC
    @SuperSavvyTravelersLLC 3 года назад

    The whales jokes are just so funny!

  • @Nayo68
    @Nayo68 2 года назад +1

    Its the first time I see somebody with reverse boldness!!
    He was bold in his youth and the hair has been growing as he gets older.
    Thats amazing!!

  • @carolperczak9938
    @carolperczak9938 Год назад

    Snot from a rock, so accurate.😅😅😅😅😅

  • @christodec
    @christodec Год назад

    one of your best ever. lol

  • @penelopepurr
    @penelopepurr 3 года назад +2

    1. The blowhole joke... f-ing nearly pissed myself
    2. "sperm" in sperm whale comes from spermicetti that was harvested from the forehead of the whale. It was used for oil for various uses.

  • @catherined6960
    @catherined6960 4 года назад +1

    Seriously how can anyone eat bugs and boogers???? I love all of these jokes, best of the best.

  • @globetrekker86
    @globetrekker86 2 года назад

    Paella is only intended for lunch; cappuccino is only for breakfast… and yet they’re so perfect for any time of day

  • @wheresyouraloha
    @wheresyouraloha 2 года назад

    Brilliantly hilarious 😂 lol 😆

  • @matthewshewchuk7405
    @matthewshewchuk7405 4 года назад

    That Whale joke was amazing honestly

  • @falconone7230
    @falconone7230 Год назад

    LMAOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @fenysnake
    @fenysnake 4 года назад +5

    The guy who named the sperm whale was the same one who named a planet Uranus, i believe..

  • @amys1885
    @amys1885 3 года назад

    hilarious. complete hilarity

  • @ronnymatthews4133
    @ronnymatthews4133 13 дней назад +1

    ❤yup 😅and EATing Octopus:everybody gets a LEG, food that REALly,Sticks to your Ribs, BUT the Washrooms are always...OCTOpied,octopied😮❤😊🎉❤

  • @robanderson473
    @robanderson473 Год назад

    What's worse than having lobsters on your piano?
    Crabs on your organ.

  • @bfkennedy
    @bfkennedy 4 года назад +9

    Will there be a manatee? 🐳 🐋

  • @sue-annbray6250
    @sue-annbray6250 9 месяцев назад

    I feel the same way about seafood, cant stand it!! So funny!!

  • @michaelglassman4548
    @michaelglassman4548 Год назад

    Rock with a snot in it, exactly. Lol.

  • @elliottpaine9259
    @elliottpaine9259 2 года назад

    "Thats not paella! I will never go there"
    - have you ever eaten there?
    "NO I WILL NEVER GO THERE" lol

  • @karenbrandenberger517
    @karenbrandenberger517 2 года назад

    The whale jokes are so funny

  • @mattlong9259
    @mattlong9259 4 года назад +2

    Jim in this one when you say you want your wife getting crabs to be a surprise (the word "surprise" is really where you almost nailed it) you come very close to doing a version of Sean Connery and with a little tweaking I think you could pull it off convincingly.

  • @debc7341
    @debc7341 4 года назад +5

    Love your comedy...keep it funny, shhh 🤫about politics. Happy none in here, Thanks!

  • @prif7800
    @prif7800 6 месяцев назад

    You can really tell that he enjoys the whale noise that he makes 😂

  • @linshanhsiang
    @linshanhsiang 4 года назад +2

    "Well, I ordered it....it never came".. Why is that so damned funny???

  • @robins.9700
    @robins.9700 Год назад

    I'm totally with him on the stance that seafood is disgusting lmao

  • @katrinat.3032
    @katrinat.3032 10 месяцев назад

    I love this seafood/bug skit. I hate fish and they do look like gigantic bugs to me

  • @sandrariley8528
    @sandrariley8528 4 года назад

    The baby version of the dinner crab 🤣