As a Canadian I can say with full confidence that the majority of us love to laugh and enjoy comedians that do the Canadian skits. Laughing is a gift we all need
Canada was in WWI from 1914. We were in the British Empire then so we had no choice but we showed our mettle, especially at Vimy Ridge. (I've visited the Canadian monument there and, believe me, it's very moving. When you're standing there, you're standing on Canadian soil, given by France to Canada.) In WWII, we were in it from the get-go. The Royal Canadian Navy played a vital role in keeping Britain supplied with food -- rationing in Canada helped make that possible. (It was good for our economy: government spending on the war effort helped lift Canada out of the Great Depression.) And we played a vital role in helping the Allied nations' invasion of France in 1944. The Canadian forces got so far inland , farther than either the British or the Americans, that our troops had to be pulled back lest they be cut off. One thing that always amuses me: Canada, like Britain, had a number of kilted regiments (kilts are supposed to be worn with no underpants, BTW). Both the Scots and the Canadian "kilties," lack of drawers notwithstanding, punched above their weight in both conflicts. We have a lot to be proud of.
I am from Turkey and I laughed out so loud. Turkey’s name is not coming from 🦃 , it comes from “Turks” and basically means “Turks’ land” We don’t call it “Turkey” but “Türkiye” . “Turkey” is just how English speakers call it. Non-English speakers in Turkey don’t even know it is called like 🦃 But it is funny and sometimes i use 🦃 emoji in internet when i write where i am coming from to foreigners. 😂😂
All joking aside, our forces were among the best and most feared until the '60s when peacekeeping became the government's focus. I have seen interviews with German veterans who said, "We dreaded going against the Canadians." The Germans actually coined the term "storm troopers" to describe the Canadians in WWI, because we attacked, no matter the weather. Laugh at the jokes, but never think our troops are anything less than the best.
Nobody doubts the fact that Canadians are brave and good soldiers. Most of the jokes in this video are about perceived lack of equipment and military spending.
@@SKa-tt9nm , unfortunately, the lack of funding and equipment isn't "perceived", it is fact. But, our troops are well trained and don't depend on technology for fighting. There is a large area in western Canada where NATO troops, including the US, come to train with the Canadians every year. I understand Jeremy is joking, which is why I said "All joking aside". I love his humour and his style, just that sometimes when listening to the jokes people don't realize the part Canada played in the Great Wars and smaller conflicts up until the '70s. Actually, it was both our fighting ability and fair treatment of enemies and citizens caught in the crossfire which gave other countries the respect for our troops that allowed us to become peacekeepers.
We don't need a large military because know one is trying to attack us. but just to let you know in ww2 canada had the second largest navy in the world. and we were the first people to build a fighter plane that could go over mach 2
To add to that, not only did we have our own substantial bomber and fighter group but by 1944 25% of those in RAF service were Canadians. Canadian could and did kick balls in their day (cite the NY frontier during the revolting American revolution and all the other struggles down to WWI), but we've been dis-armed since Dieffenbaker (or however you spell that Dutch name) and have completely forgotten a history they would have made us a nation rather than the abortion it had become. Personally, I am deeply ashamed to be a Canadian today. My father's generation were the last real Canadians. I was a hippie and lost it. My kids don't know what there are.
@@michaelleblanc7283 Somewhere around the Avro Arrow is when Canada lost its future and sold out to the U.S. Yah, that Diff head was quite the sellout.
Oldie clip but: Other countries dont realize when we got involved in battle, we were never forced. There was no draft for us. Every single soldier from Canada volunteered. That says alot. Its not that we don't "like" to fight..its that we don't like to get into fights that have nothing to do with us. We are more concerned about helping those in trouble then killing them. Unlike the US. Which is why all countries like Canada and dont want ro blow us up. Except the occasional US nut. Read historical documents from other soldiers. They all say how insanely strong/protective/ and headstrong Canadian soldiers are.
Steve Arizona lol sad that is the most relevant contribution you can make. Down here we say your, sad i know, but less of a sin than destroying our planet and creating an environment where our children have to have be locked in at school to keep them from been shot.
the bub The USA is the most environmentally responsible industrialized country on the planet and as far as getting shot your chances are very slim. We are also the most charitable country on the planet. Also do not forget that the USA helps to keep peace in the world. We sacrifice our citizens to keep the world safe. Just think if the USA was not here what would happen.
@@Randy58-zn4ez that's the point, your leader thinks climate change is a hoax, the world doesn't want you as its policeman anymore, because we don't share your moral code, your racist attitudes and your war instincts. Your president has solved nothing and brought us closer to war by withdrawing from the code with Iran and making Kim the most evil man on earth his BF. America's role as the world leading nation is over, sadly Americans will be last to realise it.
I like to think that there's a parallel universe where Canada is the super power and when they travel overseas they claim that they're Americans. 'Oh, well then you can stay.'
its odd how they say that the Canadian Military doesn't have any weapons, while i was just in Kingston one summer for military CAMP, all the officers had a handgun strapped on them, and across the road every guy at the military base has the Canadian equivalent to the M16 strapped on their backs.
It's a matter of scale. We have what's needed for the job. The US has what's needed to take on half of the planet This isn't a slight against either country. Canada's military is a self-defense force. America is a literal Hegemon. These aren't comparable
Canada can toss maple syrup & some wheat bread at the enemy. Otherwise -- it's skiing, hiking, bicycling, & perhaps lunch at the Banff Springs Hotel. I'm all in! * Wishing to live in Vancouver, B.C., Canada, Cav. P.S. My last name has a French derived flavor = Cavalier! Peace & Love, Cav! *
They make fun of Canada not having guns or armed forces, and that for me it's why I like Canada even more to go live than the USA, I think that's so good for Canada, way higher quality of life
@@youalreadyknow5003 Of course but they make fun about it because are probably less powerful than the US, and that's OK, the US spends large amounts of money each year on it, stead of fixing schools falling apart, pay better to teachers, try to find jobs for people to take them off poverty, etc
God damn, I saw this or downloaded or whatever way back when... Dial up maybe? A long ass time ago. Or did I watch it and have it on CD to play in my car? Dang I don't know. But I remember the good old days of Canadian comedy!
+Napalm Coffe: they may all be performing in Canada, and writing their material for a Canadian audience, but not all these comedians are Canadian. The title is misleading and incorrect.
@@debadev2179 largest indoor water park in the world, fastest triple loop indoor roller coaster (so much fun to stand on the entrance ramp through one of the loops), hotel filled with theme rooms, world's largest parking lot (so much fun on Boxing Day when 450,000 people go shopping), and a skating rink that is home to the Women's Olympic Figure Skating Champion, ya, in a mall, and the world's largest indoor lake with a Spanish Galleon.... Oh and stores, lots and lots and lots of stores. But come to Edmonton for the festivals, we do festivals even better than we do shopping!
I remember watching most of these bits when I was a kid... I remember Jeremy Hotz bit on invading Turkey and now I've lived in Istanbul for 6 years =] I can tell people I'm here intelligence gathering =] Ironically the bit starts at 4:20
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As a Canadian I can say with full confidence that the majority of us love to laugh and enjoy comedians that do the Canadian skits.
Laughing is a gift we all need
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Canada was in WWI from 1914. We were in the British Empire then so we had no choice but we showed our mettle, especially at Vimy Ridge. (I've visited the Canadian monument there and, believe me, it's very moving. When you're standing there, you're standing on Canadian soil, given by France to Canada.) In WWII, we were in it from the get-go. The Royal Canadian Navy played a vital role in keeping Britain supplied with food -- rationing in Canada helped make that possible. (It was good for our economy: government spending on the war effort helped lift Canada out of the Great Depression.) And we played a vital role in helping the Allied nations' invasion of France in 1944. The Canadian forces got so far inland , farther than either the British or the Americans, that our troops had to be pulled back lest they be cut off. One thing that always amuses me: Canada, like Britain, had a number of kilted regiments (kilts are supposed to be worn with no underpants, BTW). Both the Scots and the Canadian "kilties," lack of drawers notwithstanding, punched above their weight in both conflicts. We have a lot to be proud of.
Canada, the cool apartment above a meth lab - Robin Williams, rip.
Ok but you have to take Canada with you. His face 😂😂😂. Love Canadians they are like Australians with jackets on
Nope Australia is like US and NZ is like Canada
The Faizer nooooo we are not. New Zealanders are cool
But one can understand their lingo ...................
@@debadev2179 Just like canadians
@@ralfhaggstrom9862 yes, only one can.
I'm a Canadian, and this is really funny!
Good on you; I love Canada, much love from the UK!
CANADA ATTACKED ALL 4 FOOD GEOUPS TODAY LOLOL IM CRYING
Guess how they gonna rename Chili after ;)
@@sobreaver Well, it's actually ChilE. Chili is an English perversion we never use. I know, I've been living here for 14 years.
@@EVZYL yeah, I simply meant they gonna rename Chile.. Chili .. :P
EVZYL thus the word RENAME
I am from Turkey and I laughed out so loud. Turkey’s name is not coming from 🦃 , it comes from “Turks” and basically means “Turks’ land” We don’t call it “Turkey” but “Türkiye” . “Turkey” is just how English speakers call it. Non-English speakers in Turkey don’t even know it is called like 🦃 But it is funny and sometimes i use 🦃 emoji in internet when i write where i am coming from to foreigners. 😂😂
I'm so excited for Canadian comedy 2. Should be out soon.
Satans little neighbor! Lol
As an American- damn you nailed it on the head!
Quick hide the fire wood the Canadians are coming XD
This is hilarious. I love my Canada so much and poking fun is the greatest form of flattery.
"here comes the canadians with plastic knifes and forks flee the village"
hahahahaha
not funny.. he is an asshole comedian.. just look at him hiding behind the mic... omg he is really an american
Terry H whoa I think that’s what jokes are
@@terryh5763 Jeremy Hotz is a fuckin' legend.
I love this guy. He still makes me laugh! 🇨🇦❤️
Are you kidding me that was hilarious.
All joking aside, our forces were among the best and most feared until the '60s when peacekeeping became the government's focus. I have seen interviews with German veterans who said, "We dreaded going against the Canadians." The Germans actually coined the term "storm troopers" to describe the Canadians in WWI, because we attacked, no matter the weather.
Laugh at the jokes, but never think our troops are anything less than the best.
It continued even after the peacekeeping.
Canadian fighter pilots are given U.$. planes to fly in wars because they are better trained.
Nobody doubts the fact that Canadians are brave and good soldiers. Most of the jokes in this video are about perceived lack of equipment and military spending.
@@SKa-tt9nm , unfortunately, the lack of funding and equipment isn't "perceived", it is fact. But, our troops are well trained and don't depend on technology for fighting. There is a large area in western Canada where NATO troops, including the US, come to train with the Canadians every year.
I understand Jeremy is joking, which is why I said "All joking aside". I love his humour and his style, just that sometimes when listening to the jokes people don't realize the part Canada played in the Great Wars and smaller conflicts up until the '70s.
Actually, it was both our fighting ability and fair treatment of enemies and citizens caught in the crossfire which gave other countries the respect for our troops that allowed us to become peacekeepers.
I'm from the us. We love you Canada don't forget
This was funny. I am happy to be a Canadian.
We don’t need weapons. We got hockey sticks!! But be careful when we drop the gloves. That’s when s**t goes down!!
had a friend from saskatchewan whos wife left him, he could see her waking away for 6 days...
lol
It was his Dog that ran away for 6days.....
Oh man, if only you had spelt walking correctly!
James Peach Saskatchewan is prairie
The highest point in Saskatchewan is 1,392 m (4,567 ft), in a farmer's field in the Cypress Hills, at 49°33′N 109°59′W.
I admit, as a citizen of the US, I clicked on here thinking it would help me fall asleep, but this guy is hilarious.
as an american canadians are awesome im moving there when i turn 22
Oh nice eh! , where abouts ?
You here yet, eh?
@@omarkhan5223 i was wondering the same thing!
No...a real Canadian war is everyone coming out with hockey sticks and gear on. That’s when you know you’re in trouble!!
Watch out when the gloves come off!
unless your Wayne Gretzsky who has people fighting for him
US comedy: Look at me! I'm so dumb I must be funny!
British comedy: I'm not stupid!
Canadian comedy: I'm dumb? Sorry aboot that.
I happen to be Canadian. so I say f**k you. and I'm not sorry about it
riven reaper I'm Canadian and I say fuck you only to people I don't know. :P
"...and we're calling it Chicken!" LMFAO
We don't need a large military because know one is trying to attack us. but just to let you know in ww2 canada had the second largest navy in the world. and we were the first people to build a fighter plane that could go over mach 2
To add to that, not only did we have our own substantial bomber and fighter group but by 1944 25% of those in RAF service were Canadians. Canadian could and did kick balls in their day (cite the NY frontier during the revolting American revolution and all the other struggles down to WWI), but we've been dis-armed since Dieffenbaker (or however you spell that Dutch name) and have completely forgotten a history they would have made us a nation rather than the abortion it had become. Personally, I am deeply ashamed to be a Canadian today. My father's generation were the last real Canadians. I was a hippie and lost it. My kids don't know what there are.
And they say we are holding on to the past.
See, here, what we had:
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Reassemble the URL by taking out spaces.
@@michaelleblanc7283 Somewhere around the Avro Arrow is when Canada lost its future and sold out to the U.S. Yah, that Diff head was quite the sellout.
Oldie clip but:
Other countries dont realize when we got involved in battle, we were never forced. There was no draft for us. Every single soldier from Canada volunteered. That says alot. Its not that we don't "like" to fight..its that we don't like to get into fights that have nothing to do with us. We are more concerned about helping those in trouble then killing them. Unlike the US. Which is why all countries like Canada and dont want ro blow us up. Except the occasional US nut.
Read historical documents from other soldiers. They all say how insanely strong/protective/ and headstrong Canadian soldiers are.
The guy in the bowtie is pretty good! Nice suit too.
Seriously never knew holtz was Canadian. 😅😂😂
mom i'm going to war!
Okay but you'll have to take Canada with you!
*oh Jesus*
David Hyde Pierce is just amazing. Even if he learned his set phonetically, his accent is wonderful. Something most Americans can't get at all.
thank god for those subtitles when the French came in...
I live in the UK and i love Canada and I don't even know why
i’m New Zealander, i loved canada your awesome, your what America wish it could be.
The word, "your" is is not a contraction of "you are". "You're" is the correct form. Please make a note of it.
Steve Arizona lol sad that is the most relevant contribution you can make. Down here we say your, sad i know, but less of a sin than destroying our planet and creating an environment where our children have to have be locked in at school to keep them from been shot.
the bub The USA is the most environmentally responsible industrialized country on the planet and as far as getting shot your chances are very slim. We are also the most charitable country on the planet. Also do not forget that the USA helps to keep peace in the world. We sacrifice our citizens to keep the world safe. Just think if the USA was not here what would happen.
@@Randy58-zn4ez that's the point, your leader thinks climate change is a hoax, the world doesn't want you as its policeman anymore, because we don't share your moral code, your racist attitudes and your war instincts. Your president has solved nothing and brought us closer to war by withdrawing from the code with Iran and making Kim the most evil man on earth his BF. America's role as the world leading nation is over, sadly Americans will be last to realise it.
the bub No IT’S NOT, that is, if you want to be taken seriously. Correct grammar DOES matter; a concept that is obviously lost on you.
2:27 i remember the submarines!! they had a fake octopus down there to.... XD
Hey buddy, we spell it with a 'u' in Canada, humour, eh!
I like to think that there's a parallel universe where Canada is the super power and when they travel overseas they claim that they're Americans. 'Oh, well then you can stay.'
raisin is french for grape. The guy was saying he though it meant raisins in english.
Going to see Jeremy Hotz on Feb. 2 my bday. He's one of my faves, unfortunately rarely has new material. Hopefully this show is all new material.
west Edmonton mall❤❤💞💞
LOL, Jeremy hotz is my favorite, but these guys are all hilarious.
I literally just learned about the War of 1812 in school and oh my gosh this is so funny.
its odd how they say that the Canadian Military doesn't have any weapons, while i was just in Kingston one summer for military CAMP, all the officers had a handgun strapped on them, and across the road every guy at the military base has the Canadian equivalent to the M16 strapped on their backs.
I’m also Canadian. I think those weapons were rented. Ha ha.
It's a matter of scale. We have what's needed for the job. The US has what's needed to take on half of the planet
This isn't a slight against either country. Canada's military is a self-defense force. America is a literal Hegemon. These aren't comparable
Hilarious. Thank you.
love it, love it, love it, love it
I'm Canadian and all of these were hilarious!
cause I was laughing so hard my eyes were watering, not upset crying lol
1:03 so I think this is were Hetalia got the ider...
Jajaj I thought so too :P
Lol
Oh my-
Lmao
Facts lol
I love jeremy XD
But the one who was translating WAS AWSOME! Japanese is AWSOME
Hide the firewood! 🤣
Canada can toss maple syrup & some wheat bread at the enemy. Otherwise -- it's skiing, hiking, bicycling, & perhaps lunch at the Banff Springs Hotel. I'm all in! * Wishing to live in Vancouver, B.C., Canada, Cav. P.S. My last name has a French derived flavor = Cavalier! Peace & Love, Cav! *
We were accepted for immigration to Canada many years ago but we never had the courage to make the leap ...... regretted it ever since.
That first guy was too good.
:D :D its the first time i hear canadian comedy
9:40 That gave a full belly laugh, so funny
They make fun of Canada not having guns or armed forces, and that for me it's why I like Canada even more to go live than the USA, I think that's so good for Canada, way higher quality of life
We have armed forces
@@youalreadyknow5003 Of course but they make fun about it because are probably less powerful than the US, and that's OK, the US spends large amounts of money each year on it, stead of fixing schools falling apart, pay better to teachers, try to find jobs for people to take them off poverty, etc
Its just the stereotype that's funny, I'm positive they all know that Canada has a pretty badass military.
Kaya Peterson soldiers yes the inventory is a joke
is it mounties?
@@cultureal9544 special forces
For sure! You’ll die laughing … 🇨🇦🖖🏻🇨🇦
THIS IS BEAUTIUL!!!!
God damn, I saw this or downloaded or whatever way back when... Dial up maybe? A long ass time ago. Or did I watch it and have it on CD to play in my car? Dang I don't know. But I remember the good old days of Canadian comedy!
As a US citizen, I think Canada is awesome. You guys do kick ass militarily and are the nicest people. I do hope you get a little less PC, though.
Funny stuff!
Man i don't care who jokes about canada, im from canada and i am not bothered by it, they're just words coming out of people's mouths, not a big deal
All Canadian comedians if you are wondering. Most of them are jokes about how Canada has pretty much no military at all.
+Napalm Coffe: they may all be performing in Canada, and writing their material for a Canadian audience, but not all these comedians are Canadian. The title is misleading and incorrect.
C A Campbell Well yeah but most of them are canadian. MOST. not all
So,you dont have the courage to be proud and defend your country from ignorant ppl......you should move south.
That’s so Canadian of you
lol we'll dry up and blow away
8:48 spelt my last name Perreault !!!! Aaaah cheers
Derek Edwards is comedian whose talking about speed limits in Quebec. He's hilarious
I learned all the French I need to know from Patty Labelle.
2010, the good old days.
1977 for me....
I was smiling the entire clip but the Fiancee whose is pzzt. That got me lol
haha i was crying
Good stuff.
someone take the beer and run :)
I like you Canada ! ❤️🇺🇸👍🦋🌈👵🏻😺🐶✌️🖖👽🛸🍀🌵🇨🇦👍❤️
That guy at @4:30 was amazing.
I love Jeremy Hotz
I love Jeremy Hotz! I post this video all the time for the Americans!
lmfao!!! Let them play goalie! XD
As Resident of the United States I approve of this.....🤗
"...Two countries on the entire continent" bro?
North America. Mexico is part of Middle America. Jeremy did overlook Alaska, though.
Alaska is a country? Since when?
Were calling it chicken!
West Edmonton Mall is still awesome. I'm very very proud to be an Edmontionan
Does it really have a waterpark ???
@@debadev2179 largest indoor water park in the world, fastest triple loop indoor roller coaster (so much fun to stand on the entrance ramp through one of the loops), hotel filled with theme rooms, world's largest parking lot (so much fun on Boxing Day when 450,000 people go shopping), and a skating rink that is home to the Women's Olympic Figure Skating Champion, ya, in a mall, and the world's largest indoor lake with a Spanish Galleon.... Oh and stores, lots and lots and lots of stores. But come to Edmonton for the festivals, we do festivals even better than we do shopping!
Pretty much.
Hey, the first guy just went to the quarter finals on AGT!
TreasureOne his name?
EDMONTON SHOUTOUT❣❣
Hey, can someone tell me what the name of the first guy is? Thanks!
I remember watching most of these bits when I was a kid... I remember Jeremy Hotz bit on invading Turkey and now I've lived in Istanbul for 6 years =] I can tell people I'm here intelligence gathering =] Ironically the bit starts at 4:20
Look at our flag it's a leaf!
.... they're called "sporks."
@marieclairechoquette @mollyboo83 @theomer1 The first comedian is John Wing. :-)
Nice silver eye shadow to match bow ties suit.
Amazing that some of the commenters here seem to forget that these are jokes. You don't have to fact check jokes.
Warning: If you were expecting Glenn Foster, he's not here Mrs. Torrance.
6:30 - since when do they make ties that you have to tuck in? is this some new trend?
Quick hide the firewood!
This should be sent to all bilingual viewers
im canadian and i love that sha'i joke at 0:42
The first guy is John Wing.
I've been scouring the comment section for a good 20 minutes looking for this. Thank you.
Just like bunk beds
West Edmonton Mall doesn't have the submarines anymore. :/
Help! I live in Chile! (BTW, NOT Chili.)
" here comes the canadian army with plastic knives and forks. Flee the village! "
hahahahahahahaha
Excuse me who went to D Day first Canada or the States
We’re calling chicken!