Russell Peters - How to become a Canadian Citizen

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  • @saqi88
    @saqi88 5 лет назад +533

    I love Russell because he broke a lot of barriers with different races.

    • @Pratyang_Ira
      @Pratyang_Ira 4 года назад +3

      true

    • @toniodotcom
      @toniodotcom 4 года назад +1

      Is he a hurdler? 😮🤔

    • @mazieg7072
      @mazieg7072 4 года назад +2

      Wow..this is 7/2020. Look how young he looks!!! I just saw an interview he did from a few months ago,but hes aged very well.

    • @michelledeforge5265
      @michelledeforge5265 3 года назад

      maybe explaining his thoughts better would actually break barriers which will never happen countries dont like doing that it exposes them for who they are

    • @brucedmello7670
      @brucedmello7670 3 года назад +2

      @@michelledeforge5265 quiet.go do something yourself and then preach. Lund

  • @Musset911
    @Musset911 5 лет назад +472

    I once worked with a Canadian, first things he purchased for the office: a barbecue and a TV. Well, he helped me understand that life is also about having a good time with people around you.

    • @IDGAFS21
      @IDGAFS21 4 года назад +16

      🍻😎✊🤙

    • @JohnnyNagaSins
      @JohnnyNagaSins 4 года назад +10

      I would love to be a Canadian 🤙😁

    • @crunchwrapsupreme9372
      @crunchwrapsupreme9372 4 года назад +4

      Infovest That’s not true. 😂

    • @rogemillecastillo3183
      @rogemillecastillo3183 3 года назад +1

      @Infovest You mean liberal PC idiots who thinks saying mankind is hurtful? What a bunch of woosies! 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @BoatsNhoes824
      @BoatsNhoes824 2 года назад

      @@rogemillecastillo3183 shut your hot dog eating ass up , isn’t 1 CAD soldier equivalent to 3 pansie ass American marines? Stop the cap

  • @s.a.z.108
    @s.a.z.108 5 лет назад +629

    I cry for the loss of his father. It is clear he loved him.

  • @najat5779
    @najat5779 5 лет назад +235

    "Our food will have...flavour." "You know, garam kuttahs." 😂 I love how his entire facial expressions and body language change when he's portraying his Dad.

    • @TheKobling
      @TheKobling 4 года назад

      Wish i had a brocher Luke him

  • @exas4791
    @exas4791 3 года назад +39

    LOL.
    "Well, the rice keeps falling through the grill."
    Testament to the quality of the comedy if it is funny every time u watch it.

  • @jtconner7599
    @jtconner7599 6 лет назад +969

    Russel Peters wouldn't be shit without his Dad I swear.

    • @shirokku3279
      @shirokku3279 5 лет назад +44

      Heh yeah you're right, every single show I've seen, there's at least 1 joke minimum of his dad.

    • @krimo5700
      @krimo5700 5 лет назад +7

      lol so true :D

    • @krispykruzer
      @krispykruzer 5 лет назад +34

      how else would you start an ethnic joke without roasting someone ?
      and how about his dad, who is gonna laugh at the jokes :)
      may his dad rip.

    • @nuck-
      @nuck- 5 лет назад +18

      If his mum swallowed maybe he would have literally been shit.

    • @shyamvk
      @shyamvk 5 лет назад +1

      " i swear" lmao

  • @pichnaton7748
    @pichnaton7748 6 лет назад +972

    I like his dad very much

    • @wisdomleader85
      @wisdomleader85 6 лет назад +76

      Pich Naton
      Somebody's gonna get a hurt real bad.

    • @gkmsony
      @gkmsony 6 лет назад +2

      Why!

    • @gkmsony
      @gkmsony 6 лет назад +1

      Why why?!

    • @SamirMainuddin
      @SamirMainuddin 5 лет назад +3

      @gkmsony: that's why! (check the clip below)
      ruclips.net/video/lDqDu48743U/видео.html

    • @MrAlumni72
      @MrAlumni72 5 лет назад +9

      It would be great if his father showed up at one of his shows. Or so I would like to believe ... :-)

  • @vitocorleone1501
    @vitocorleone1501 5 лет назад +33

    His dad is so wholesome. Heartwarming guy.

  • @hygieux543
    @hygieux543 3 года назад +26

    Wanna know how to become a Canadian citizen? Do exactly as this man says, This is facts. Just live here for 1 year too.

  • @adityatripathi9905
    @adityatripathi9905 6 лет назад +102

    10 years and still watching!

    • @NarHandleBy
      @NarHandleBy 5 лет назад +4

      You should watch faster. Does not take that long. Here. Have hawdawg.

  • @Goldeneagle4712
    @Goldeneagle4712 12 лет назад +82

    One of the funniest comedians alive. Never even heard of Russell until we moved to Canada from UK 3 years ago. What a shame not known that well in UK. Yr a genius Russell.

    • @NziiiNza2995
      @NziiiNza2995 Год назад +1

      What!?!? I'm in Kenyan, and i knew about Russell peters wat back in 2008...😂😂 Hilarious bloke, he is... I laughed soo hard on his Chinese impressions, that i got a relationship and two kids from using his jokes as ice breakers...haha. and then we went back to my place and i showed her the dvd i had of Russell's stand up he did in 2004...and bang.. my daughter was conceived that night. 😂 True story.

    • @zacharytino8599
      @zacharytino8599 8 месяцев назад

      They don't have RUclips in the UK? Lol

  • @zinaright
    @zinaright 4 года назад +37

    "Hey Hey... You don't diss our boiled potatoes"!
    #Goooooooold

  • @empireentertainmentevents1353
    @empireentertainmentevents1353 Год назад +18

    These are among his top Jokes. Russel Peters have the ability to make common situations funny in a simple way. Not many COmedians can do this. Well Done Russel!!

  • @shahzeensaleem840
    @shahzeensaleem840 4 года назад +8

    Canada is unique, fantastic, beautiful, charming, and precious🇨🇦❤🇨🇦

  • @mostRadude
    @mostRadude 6 лет назад +205

    I just love Russell... I crack up everytime time i watch him...!! Making world a better place!

  • @KaiIwai
    @KaiIwai 6 лет назад +1032

    Lmao, when my family first immigrated to Canada, we also bought a BBQ thinking that it was a Canadian right of passage. Ahaha, I'm not Indian, but I completely relate to this!

    • @erikhopkins9488
      @erikhopkins9488 5 лет назад +45

      Did you bbq hamburgers and hawdaws? Lol.

    • @Aethuviel
      @Aethuviel 5 лет назад +29

      HODDOG.

    • @IshhyaboyizzyOninsta
      @IshhyaboyizzyOninsta 5 лет назад +7

      How is the country though,I’m planning on migrating there

    • @averagesouthvietnamenjoyer6634
      @averagesouthvietnamenjoyer6634 5 лет назад +4

      Yisak Abraha contry is pretty good you exepte there is a lot of snow and in montreal there is a lot of traffic and holes in the ground exepte that its a beautiful country

    • @crimsonfker4999
      @crimsonfker4999 5 лет назад +3

      Yisak Abraha its a lot shittier than you think ,housing is expensive due to the healthcare , there is more crimes per capita than in the us , there are anti Semitic hate crimes a few black hate crimes large sex trafficking of native girls and a decent amount of impoverished native children

  • @Lobo_Loco1
    @Lobo_Loco1 4 года назад +108

    Both my parents are foreign from Asia and South America and I'm a first generation Canadian and proud.
    This reminds me of when I was kid how my parents despite being from other countries they tried their best to adapt to North American culture in every way.
    My asian dad used to try and teach me how to play hockey and baseball and introduced me to things like corn dogs and spam (we were poor growing up) and my mom used to make Candy apples and used to use maple syrup on every dessert we had.

    • @brucedmello7670
      @brucedmello7670 3 года назад +5

      You owe your parents a lot , the made sure they integrated in to their new home while preserving their own culture.

    • @ajrwilde14
      @ajrwilde14 2 года назад +1

      if your parents were immigrants you are second generation not first

    • @JM-dy4ty
      @JM-dy4ty Год назад +3

      @@ajrwilde14 first generation as Canadian second generation as immigrant.

  • @bellad5968
    @bellad5968 4 года назад +10

    the hot dogs pronunciation i'm cryingggg i have never related more in my life

  • @seoulkidd1
    @seoulkidd1 4 года назад +14

    I luv Canada . im from Detroit Michigan and see it across the Detroit River everyday lol

  • @yunglynda1326
    @yunglynda1326 5 лет назад +15

    Indian-American watching this in 2018, and boy do I need more like this right now....🤣

  • @richardsomers3537
    @richardsomers3537 5 лет назад +168

    Lots of respect for India. Good people and good culture.

    • @rustyshackleford9877
      @rustyshackleford9877 5 лет назад +3

      Richard Somers Thank You❤️

    • @varun009
      @varun009 5 лет назад +13

      Except for all the street-shitting, rape and violence towards minorities. Aren't we great.

    • @jasonstarrising
      @jasonstarrising 5 лет назад

      varun009
      Yes

    • @kmentariang4042
      @kmentariang4042 5 лет назад +2

      Country of perverts, try walking with a lady in the streets of India you'll see, North eastern part of India is the only place where people are different.

    • @rahularora9087
      @rahularora9087 5 лет назад +2

      @@varun009 You dumb fuck, All countries have bad society even the millions are homeless in america.

  • @stevecormier1514
    @stevecormier1514 3 года назад +10

    It’s so good. From all the times I heard russle impersonate his dad I feel like I know him personally amd can see his personality. It’s awesome. Joker!

  • @razausmani4562
    @razausmani4562 6 лет назад +83

    watching it in 2018 and still love this .

  • @raybin6873
    @raybin6873 4 года назад +19

    I love Canada....I wish I could be a Canadian 🤧

  • @EPrimeify
    @EPrimeify 6 лет назад +170

    This was at the Winnipeg Comedy Festival! I was in the audience.

  • @MultiLisa10
    @MultiLisa10 5 лет назад +10

    I love when he talks about his Parents, its so funny nd endearing!

  • @haneeya6185
    @haneeya6185 4 года назад +7

    How he keeps a straight face during the show, I will never now!👏🏻👏🏻😂😂😂😂

  • @mandadadudu
    @mandadadudu 5 лет назад +204

    our food will have 𝐅𝐋𝐀𝐕𝐎𝐑 - that's great! :)

  • @g.b569
    @g.b569 2 года назад +6

    I love his facial expressions through the whole set (rolling his eyes and doing the rock on pose) and how he imitates his dad (checking around before telling his secret of buying a BBQ)

  • @darelafae2583
    @darelafae2583 4 года назад +12

    Love this, makes me miss my Nana, she came to England from India when she was 18 and even in her 70s she couldn't work her head around the English culture. My granddad is from Malaysia and I've had to apologise to people at the pubs and bars when they get some old Malaysian trying to sell them cheap, knock off tat 🤦‍♀️

  • @caveman_period6282
    @caveman_period6282 5 лет назад +12

    This is so freaking funny, like no other show I have ever seen.I keep crying every time I watch this performance.Golden buzzer if I could give it

  • @YoungFl0
    @YoungFl0 14 лет назад +45

    Tonight We will Become Canadian's!

  • @jenniferyu2828
    @jenniferyu2828 4 года назад +4

    omg i NEVER get tired of this clip lolllll purly gold! always coming back to rewatch it

  • @Ivan_Bagnasco
    @Ivan_Bagnasco 5 лет назад +1

    Dicember 7 2018. Watching Russell with a beer and a "Horrog" Best sunday ever.

  • @ambedex
    @ambedex 5 лет назад +6

    Never met him but I really like his dad.

    • @Firefox1189
      @Firefox1189 5 лет назад +1

      Unfortunately, now, his father passed away...

  • @nahidalampour5858private
    @nahidalampour5858private 4 года назад +2

    I like him he is so funny and honest I love the way he talks and his accents i enjoy

  • @sovetski8893
    @sovetski8893 6 лет назад +178

    The rice keeps falling through the grill😂😂

  • @Egirl_Slayer
    @Egirl_Slayer 5 лет назад +27

    holy crap this is old, and he gets funnier the further i go back! 🤣

    • @j.w.griggsiii8698
      @j.w.griggsiii8698 Год назад +1

      Absolutely! When I first saw him about 10-15 years ago, I was laughing so hard that I could hardly stand it!

  • @zedking5569
    @zedking5569 6 лет назад +2

    This genius is never boring not even for one second

  • @cholakuany5989
    @cholakuany5989 4 года назад +1

    Great human beings make us laugh. Thanks Russell.

  • @richardstuckmeyer8070
    @richardstuckmeyer8070 5 лет назад +4

    Russell, you're the greatest.

  • @apratap1098
    @apratap1098 5 лет назад +8

    Our food will have flavor💕💕💕💜💜❤❤🙏🙏🙏🙏 so true

  • @avadheshsharma1173
    @avadheshsharma1173 6 лет назад +1

    Extremely talented.

  • @victormura1501
    @victormura1501 5 лет назад +324

    Somebody gonna get a hurt real bad

    • @incredibleindians4872
      @incredibleindians4872 4 года назад +1

      Victor Mura indians probably :P

    • @infomovids2990
      @infomovids2990 4 года назад +2

      @@incredibleindians4872 canada

    • @roguesheep3083
      @roguesheep3083 3 года назад

      It's so cross cultural tho, why it's funny. My dad never beat me or anything, annoyed light swat to the head maybe, but just that tone and a threat got you in line usually. I love both of my parents, but the sight of a big wooden spoon to this day reminds me that my mom can be pretty badass. 😄

  • @sreenathvijayan7717
    @sreenathvijayan7717 6 лет назад +8

    This is a new one.

  • @southwest3671
    @southwest3671 3 года назад +3

    I was 16 when we moved to Canada, and saw a barbecue for the first time in my life. I thought it was different to cook outside the house.

  • @Zak6959
    @Zak6959 Год назад +1

    He’s so proud of his father.

  • @Mishkola
    @Mishkola 4 года назад +7

    I'm glad his dad felt the need to become Canadian. Lots of people immigrate and they want to bring the place they left with them.

  • @joelman1989
    @joelman1989 5 лет назад +4

    Not sure how I got here but this guy is really good at what he does

  • @reginadisbrow4486
    @reginadisbrow4486 4 года назад +10

    I'm USA all the way, but appreciate and respect our Canadian ally and neighbor. However, please forgive me for screaming with tears at the jokes told on this video!!

    • @nicholasgibbons936
      @nicholasgibbons936 4 года назад +3

      All is forgiven, he is a great comedian with great jokes about everyone.

  • @taylordw
    @taylordw 8 месяцев назад

    All you have to do to become Canadian is say “sorry” a lot, fall in love with hockey and understand that fighting is part of the game

  • @peacefworld
    @peacefworld Год назад

    His old gigs are all super funny.

  • @footballfreestyle1474
    @footballfreestyle1474 4 года назад +2

    My favourite 😍 funniest comedian ever I have seen ✌🏼👍🏼

  • @sandras5717
    @sandras5717 5 лет назад +1

    I didn't know Russell could be clean. I enjoyed this

  • @gungadin1389
    @gungadin1389 5 лет назад +1

    NOVEL IDEA......FLAVOR!!!!!

  • @velroneramdon7018
    @velroneramdon7018 6 лет назад

    Russell Peter's you are the best you make me can't stop laughing and you are so darn handsome . Your comedy is too short can't you make them longer on utube please I just can't get enough of you.

  • @lordx4641
    @lordx4641 5 лет назад +13

    "Because it has flavour."😂😂😂

    • @WCGreeny
      @WCGreeny 5 лет назад +2

      I cracked up at that. I REALLY started laughing when he mentioned boiled potatoes with a bit of salt. A staple of my dinners growing up. If we felt real adventurous, we'd put a bit of butter in it.

    • @mviv6339
      @mviv6339 4 года назад

      @@WCGreeny even sick people on a restricted diet wont touch boiled potatoes in India

  • @carocatho
    @carocatho 14 лет назад +30

    he is a comedian. Comedy tends to exaggerate stuff so it is funny, duh!

  • @carocatho
    @carocatho 14 лет назад +149

    Indian food is sure tasty YUUUUM! I'm discovering it and really like it :)

  • @Dido225
    @Dido225 13 лет назад +21

    horogs.. kills me every time :)

  • @Emsyaz
    @Emsyaz 5 лет назад +5

    Russell is the only stand up comedian that can make me laugh

    • @halinaqi2194
      @halinaqi2194 5 лет назад

      Gabriel Iglesias is my favourite comedian, watched all of his specials

  • @EdugramKE
    @EdugramKE 6 лет назад +89

    Russell somebody got a hurt real baaaaad

  • @eamonia
    @eamonia 4 месяца назад

    That was good. Just great, well crafted standup. I miss the good ol' days back when we could poke fun at each other without being drawn and quartered. Great stuff, man.

  • @monakhodaie1276
    @monakhodaie1276 6 лет назад +4

    The best comedian 😂😂

  • @paulgriffin2954
    @paulgriffin2954 4 года назад

    My Uncle Suresh loves this guy!!

  • @kstepko
    @kstepko 10 месяцев назад +2

    This makes me laugh because we had a barbecue - with hamburgers and hotdogs - to celebrate my Malagasy friend becoming a Canadian citizen.

  • @rationale309
    @rationale309 4 года назад

    Love you Russell

  • @HighImHi
    @HighImHi 4 года назад +1

    He talks about his dad so much, I need to see him

    • @jean92edouard
      @jean92edouard 4 года назад

      died in 2004 , go watch his tv show on netflix

  • @therenegadeinfluencer
    @therenegadeinfluencer 5 лет назад +545

    Think Canadian food has no flavour? Try British food, only place in the world you'll get a cold sausage roll and a hot cola in any convenience store.

    • @williamzhao2521
      @williamzhao2521 5 лет назад +9

      fish is good.

    • @mirola73
      @mirola73 5 лет назад +14

      @chucky live here 11 years now, never had warm beer anywhere. That was many decades ago.

    • @RS-hh3et
      @RS-hh3et 5 лет назад +11

      Hot cola?

    • @delpher32exe
      @delpher32exe 5 лет назад +13

      Disgustang

    • @danfield6030
      @danfield6030 5 лет назад +1

      chucky ...you sound like you have a cunbt

  • @vijaykharkongor3879
    @vijaykharkongor3879 3 года назад +2

    His facial expressions makes me laugh out loud 😂😂😂😂

  • @z.deutch1334
    @z.deutch1334 5 лет назад +16

    Becoming Australian is the same, you gotta get a bbq, then put a *prawn* on the bbq.

    • @Jmaz1234
      @Jmaz1234 4 года назад

      What's a prawn. (I'm from USA)

    • @sagniksaha7359
      @sagniksaha7359 4 года назад

      @@Jmaz1234 kind of shrimp

  • @deborahvictoriaedwards5188
    @deborahvictoriaedwards5188 4 года назад +3

    Greetings from THE BRIDE OF CHRIST 🌟✝️✨ Daughter Moon I AM. CANADIAN NATIVE. Laughed my ass off many times at Russle,
    Hope y'all keep us laughing as this world ends.
    Love and Light 💖🙏🔥
    Cheers 🤳
    Bee 🐝⚖️💜

  • @ronnietoots6797
    @ronnietoots6797 6 лет назад

    one of the Best!

  • @luizaarmand5411
    @luizaarmand5411 4 года назад +3

    The best comedian ever

  • @TheFirstGroover
    @TheFirstGroover 4 года назад +1

    The captain was hilarious at 5:05 instead do I look like a canadian do I look like an idiot. PERFECT.

  • @retiredtom1654
    @retiredtom1654 5 лет назад +1

    First time viewer, will return. Very funny!

  • @SamarIqbal1-2-1
    @SamarIqbal1-2-1 6 лет назад +350

    Lol, “What the hell is white food?!”😂

    • @bharatp1998
      @bharatp1998 6 лет назад +46

      Bland food

    • @wisdomleader85
      @wisdomleader85 6 лет назад +14

      KaptKan1
      I've never heard of any spice that's toxic but I hope that was just a metaphor, lol.

    • @abhisingh1836
      @abhisingh1836 6 лет назад +8

      KaptKan1 european food is shit. You eat shit and think its good. Now you are also shit.

    • @abhisingh1836
      @abhisingh1836 6 лет назад +1

      KaptKan1 what d fuck is wrong with you?

    • @marcaoutar2713
      @marcaoutar2713 6 лет назад +10

      Unseasoned chicken and mashed potatoes

  • @noorkhalid2573
    @noorkhalid2573 5 лет назад +82

    I’m from Pakistan and my dad has two BBQ grills😂 to make BBQ. It’s not just cause my dad loves BBQ’s it’s probably the Canadian reason😂 although we are already Canadian

    • @incredibleindians4872
      @incredibleindians4872 4 года назад +1

      Do you get hate from Indiots in Canada too?

    • @gurugobindguchhait3864
      @gurugobindguchhait3864 4 года назад

      @Kim sung Un 👏🏾👏🏾👌🏾😂😂

    • @davidarmitage4132
      @davidarmitage4132 4 года назад

      I heard that Peshawar Street food is amazing.. Lahore too

    • @shahzeensaleem840
      @shahzeensaleem840 4 года назад +1

      @@davidarmitage4132 i heared that Canada is amazing i've been in canada for 4 years and it's totally amazing May tou live long Canada🇨🇦❤🇨🇦

    • @Nevertoleave
      @Nevertoleave 4 года назад +1

      I know a guy with seven. I don’t know what he’s trying to prove, he was born in Canada

  • @bicyclist2
    @bicyclist2 5 лет назад

    Very funny! Thank you.

  • @Deby_M1
    @Deby_M1 13 лет назад +1

    thanks

  • @joefazzari707
    @joefazzari707 5 лет назад

    As an academic exercise, I would like to know why someone would dislike this. I thought it was great.

    • @joefazzari707
      @joefazzari707 5 лет назад

      @Lazio l "Stop trying to understand them" Very good advise. My wife tells me that all the time. I guess I should listen. Thanks

  • @bonitawauls6274
    @bonitawauls6274 5 лет назад +2

    I enjoyed your routine. All of us can love one anothers differences! Are you also on DRY BAR COMEDY? YOU should be.

  • @stephanieinthewild2678
    @stephanieinthewild2678 5 лет назад +2

    Very funny man!!! 😂

  • @raywasabi2900
    @raywasabi2900 4 года назад

    He is amazing!🙏🏻🙏🏻😂😂❤️❤️

  • @tc_1274
    @tc_1274 5 лет назад +1

    I feel sorry for anybody that has to follow him! So great

  • @refusoagaino6824
    @refusoagaino6824 6 лет назад +1

    Smart guy.

  • @rogemillecastillo3183
    @rogemillecastillo3183 5 лет назад +2

    Hey hey hey! You don't diss our boiled potatoes! Sometimes we put salt in that water... 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @EvergreenOliviaTV
    @EvergreenOliviaTV 5 лет назад +8

    Russel Peters = Dad Jokes. Jo Koy = Mommy Jokes

  • @amandaparker1927
    @amandaparker1927 5 лет назад

    Lmao, first heard of you and love your jokes about parienting

  • @xtractstudios
    @xtractstudios Год назад

    Awesome Content Russell Peters very funny guy 😂😆

  • @traceypalangio9615
    @traceypalangio9615 10 месяцев назад

    Absolutely brilliant and funny

  • @davidbuschhorn6539
    @davidbuschhorn6539 4 года назад +1

    There was an Indian guy with a push cart near where I did my internship at UMBC in Baltimore. I'd have to walk around to find where he was that day but his cart-food was so good. I could smell it from blocks away. In that whole summer, he never said a single word to me.

    • @paulgill8073
      @paulgill8073 Год назад

      Really? Usually Indians like to socialize

  • @ronfredriks8553
    @ronfredriks8553 5 лет назад

    very very funny. you are good!!

  • @8Eriquo8
    @8Eriquo8 14 лет назад +1

    yea!!!!

  • @divxdeadman
    @divxdeadman 15 лет назад +1

    good video mate

  • @TrollingRolling7821
    @TrollingRolling7821 5 лет назад

    I would love to meet his father

  • @brianbarcus5853
    @brianbarcus5853 5 лет назад +3

    This dude is funny!

  • @melorafoy7109
    @melorafoy7109 10 месяцев назад

    I worked for someone for about 12 years before I noticed how he said "about." He was American\Canadian. I had never guessed.

  • @hmgriffin
    @hmgriffin 5 лет назад

    And to think this was a warm up set for the next comic.
    I'm gonna make some haw dawgs!

  • @melflo4651
    @melflo4651 6 лет назад +12

    Very funny 😄