David Cross - The Difference Between Americans and Canadians
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- Опубликовано: 27 ноя 2018
- #DavidCross on what Americans insult Canada about, the worst slogan for a tattoo parlor, and the tattoo he plans to get next.
#DavidCross stand up from the #JustForLaughs Festival in 2016.
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The amount of confidence David Cross has on stage must be massive. He is so good.
Yeah
"Yo nigga where my paper be at"
-David Cross(2018)
He cuda K.ept That!!🙄😒
He's Def'Ly too old, Not to
know beta!🤨🤐🧑🏻🦳👴🏻🙄🤫
@@mzzodiacc
Nice Engrish.
This bit, like nearly all of his bits, lampoons dumbasses, cliches, the idiocy of so many humans, and he's one of the only comedians that nearly always makes me laugh.
So you're an idiot then. Got it. Cheers bozo
Uncle Ian out here casually saying the N word 😂
Tobias Funke
@@sweetcaroline7107 the blue man group member
Apparently that's a joke now.
Lmao
Necrophiliac- The REAL N-Word. (Credit to Owen Benjamin)
"But you see the irony right?" i lost it hahahahaah
I love how he crosses all the lines and jsut keeps going. Its too funny.
That’s how he got his name.
He actually got his name from his parents, but yeah, good one
CJ Carter Yeah, he got it for his birthday.
@@senseweaver01 I'm pretty sure it's because he wears a cross around his neck
@@EliasTheHunter hahahahaha 😆🤣😂
I have a get what you get tattoo. I put a coin in an old school gumball machine and a little pop top ball came out. It was around Halloween so all the designs were spooky. It cost 100 bucks and you could get another choice for 25. I'm so happy with my floating eyeball with bat wings.
That's the nicest cap I've ever seen in my life.
Junia Stainbank Didn't realise how nicely it was made till I saw your comment.
I believe it's made entirely out of felted beard hair. David's beard hair.
Are u f kidding me talking about the cap f outta here (😂 can u tell im american)
Damn Zero getting old now😂😂
"Curse You Berkley!!!!, Curse You!!!"
Haven’t cracked up that hard for stand up in a long time. That tattoo one had me in stitches
"No that's too much power!" that was great.
The " git what'cha git " is really just a vending machine like at a supermarket and you get tattooed what ever generic flash image is on the piece of paper.
It's like Friday the 13th everyday!
That wouldn't be as funny though would it
*Launch The Red Baron...*
Is it just me or is David Cross looking better with age
ⓣⓡⓤⓣⓗ ⓗⓔ ⓦⓐⓢ ⓤⓖⓛⓨ ⓐⓕ
Aye, he’s definitely growing into himself!
Facial hair and the hat work for a lot of people with no quality facial features and bald people. Remember scary movie 2?
David Cross needs to sit down
@@joneldiaz3264 what do you mean was.
He out there looking low key part of the blue man group, living the dream I see
Ah, I fuckin love Cross.
Oh my gosh, I can't believe that he was in Santa Rosa CA!!
Set was well put together.
I have always found being polite is the best possible policy for day to day life.
There's an artist in my city- famous tattoo artist, his waiting list is over 6 months.
But you can't choose what you want.
He's so famous as a brilliant artist that people pay him to give them a tattoo that he chooses for them.
I know someone who went to him and he's really happy with it.
But you have to be really brave to get a tattoo you didn't choose yourself.
Maybe, but everyone can see what he did before. That FAITH TATOO thing is probably NOT that specific.
Or maybe it is. And you are right. I guess we'd have to make sure.
Cheers. NOT trying to diss you..
Sounds perfect for me, I’ve always wanted a tattoo but I can’t think of something I want a tattoo of.
david hale?
Mehh... you get what you get.
David cross looking better with age.
but getting worse in humour:D this sucks!
It's the hat and the fact that he finally learned how to dress himself
lol love him on Arrested development.
I do too but his stand up is great. So different.
His guest appearances in archer are my absolute favourite
When he did the Blue Man thing, paint all over the house 😂
The set up for the tattoo joke was brutal. Sounded like me trying to set up a joke.
Thanks for putting this in comments mate
Jesus …yeah it was….😦
? No you couldn't do that good
Sick bruh
Thanks for leaving so much online so I can enjoy even though I'm kinda poor
take a shot everytime he says uh good luck
I didn't get to drink all that much.
Amazing.
Absolutely hilarious. Love the hat too!!
The movie Canadian Bacon, hilarious,and you David Cross just as funny 🤣
I love to see polite Canadian NHL players.
“Ooo surry I had to take yer head off back there, you snowed my tendy though, had to feed ya some.”
@@TheChupacabra ya nailed it eh!
I loved this guy ever since i first saw him in the movie "toy soliders" he would be one cool nerd to hang out with.
Watching from Europe - he is right.
Awesome standup,
I still love his Donny Character from Just Shoot Me
I know a girl that inherited a MASSIVE collection of milk carton missing-kid pictures.
It might not seem like a creepy thing, but I GUARANTEE you'd get the chills if you saw it.
HOWEVER: I DO think it'd be cool to have a collection of super old WANTED posters.
No... that absolutely IS a creepy thing lol
Carl, I need a bridge!
His jokes are rare!
....Genius. 🤘
I am not into tattoos but that Memento one is soo friggen clever, I need it! (Mohammed one too but it is not as cool as Memento tbh)
Isnt he the guy who stole the chipmunks?
Lmao....I would never go for the get what u get tattoo lol
If it wasn’t David I’d be pissed. He evoked it accurately tho
Ugh ugh ugh, I ugh, there ugh, was ugh, ugh ugh
Thanks for supply lines by the way !
Ahahhhhahahahhahaha. I haven't seen an have you seen me on the carton in decades.
That tattoo place sounds like "Mr. Tourettes" from "Modern Toss"
I love that hat. It's fluffy and well groomed like his beard.
Cross hilarious as always. Loved AD and Mr show
"how about a leg?, maybe 2...."
I havent seen a missing child posted on a milk carton since 1989.
SORRY TO BOTHER YOU. LOL SMFH
Americans also make fun of the ways Canadians pronounce the word "about".
A boot.
@@stepheneu33 the only people that pronounce it like that are on the east coast. Like 95% of canadians say it just the same as americans.
what are you talking aboot?
Well considering that "ou" is pronounced "oo" in french it is possible that this came from canadian french who haven't learned how to pronounce english words properly. Personnally, I've never heard a single person say "aboot" (except for Americans trying to mock Canadians).
@@Xx0AUS0xX being from the east coast I can say that the only people who say "aboot" is Americans trying to make fun of Canadians.
Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot pie!
Deeeaahh... my pants are tight!
Donnie!
I haven't heard that reference since it originally aired in the late 90s I believe. Nice one.
@PBR Street Gang nice
Ive looked for that clip for so long
😂😍
The one person that got the Memento joke laugh so hard!
David Cross is hilarious!
Yo nigga where my paper be at.....that really made me laugh 😂😂
Brilliant set/opening. Cross shoots bullets. Makes most others look like babbling amateurs.
lol
Dwight from Scary Movie!
I just wonder if berkley is still bothering this guy..
I like the way people are positively commenting on David's appearance. He's wearing a hat, aviator glasses and a full beard. Like 15% of his actual facial bone structure is visible. I've seen Muslim babes that reveal more.
Got a milk ad after this 😊
Barkley Bakley!!!!
I LOVE ZERO IN GTA!!!!
Gus Fring was the most polite bad guy, even character, in Breaking Bad. With politeness comes cold ruthlessnesses for people who don’t play by the rules, albeit the government or criminal code.
Yo, someone design that exact hat without the bill on it. I will buy that shit!
A new friend of mine's whole family had gotten her deceased son's name & birthdate tattooed on their backs, she showed me her tat, she had gone last, & the guy spelled his name wrong on only her tattoo! I WAS THE ONLY ONE who noticed & told her 2 years after she got it, nobody had noticed before. I felt like absolute crap after I asked her what his name was, because "Emolilo" didn't sound right. 😢😵 It was supposed to be "Emilio" - she ended up getting it fixed for free by a really cool artist that hurt for her shortly afterward.
Minion - "Megamind"
Take that Berkley!
allen ginsberg is at it again
I remember him from Alvin and the Chipmunks
The get what you get tattoo is a place that has a vending machine with tattoo designs inside. You pay $100 to get a token to put in the machine, whatever pops out is what you get. If you're not happy with it, you can pay to have it covered up
NOO, THAT'S TOO MUCH POWER!!!!
Isn't he the one who voiced zero in gta sa?
If anyone gets a pass he does...for Gods sake he played POOTY TANG 😂
Oh Tobias!
Strayans like polite and humble peeps. Stick with it Canadians.......ay !!
Best gta voice
The laugh track worked better on Arrested Development
Hey zero, teach me how to do supply lines and new model army plsss or i go 'allcarsgoboom' to ur toy cars
If you want to know what southern Ontarians are like, just ask an east Indian.
Was this rehearsal?
I thought he was perfect for the role of uncle Ian in Alvin and the Chipmunks
Plot Twist: The tattoo is actually the words "You get what you get" in fancy lettering.
I’ve now confirmed what I previously thought.
Which is?
hint: speed up video to 2x so it's at normal comedy pace. It's still not funny, but at least you get through it faster.
Ha, thanks at 2:00 thinking what should I do?
I want the tattoo he described
Faaak..I really want some mini Pizzas now..
Tobías!
Megaman 2 ? Year 2020?
The "get what you get" slogan probably means you can let the artist pick your tattoo. In which case he or she will most likely give you the best tattoo that they are capable of doing to impress you in the hopes of making you a repeat customer or maybe getting you to recommend them to people you know.
Yeah.. NOT!!! If I pay for a tatoo, it HAS to represent ME!!! Your BODY is worth more than some other person's idea of what they like..
Ive seen places that have a lucky dip box of different pieces of flash, and you pick one at random and they're cheaper than getting a custom design
@@TheJimprez I let an artist tattoo their own design on me before and have no regrets. Its mt most beautiful peace and I even asked him to sign it
That was surprisingly really good, coming from a Muslim too lol
Is that zero from San Andreas?
Of course it is.
👨💻David Cross new Comic discovery for me hes Good👌🍿😁😛
Beard is blue too
It's from all that paint when he was part of the Blue Man Group. Legend has it that his beard will always stay blue to remind him of which he came from- Once a Blue Man, always a Blue Man
Ey Zero. Wassup
Yo is this the dude from Alvin and the chipmunks?
"yo nigga where my paper be at?" 😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀
Week sause!
That hat looks like it could stop a low-caliber bullet.
A great comedian doing some of his weakest, sloppiest material ever. JFL needs an editor.
He is hilarious... in movies