David Cross | Worst Daddy in the World (Full Comedy Special)
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- Опубликовано: 27 фев 2024
- Emmy Award winner and two-time Grammy Award nominee, David Cross is an inventive
performer, writer, and producer on stage and screen.
David’s eighth stand-up special, David Cross: Worst Daddy In The World, is available on the 800
Pound Gorilla Media RUclips channel, and he will join the cast of the Netflix series, The
Umbrella Academy, for their fourth and final season premiering August 8.
David hosts the new podcast, Senses Working Overtime With David Cross, which premiered on
December 7, 2023 with new episodes released on Thursdays available on all audio platforms and
video available on David’s RUclips page .
In 2023, David was seen in the Julia Louis-Dreyfus film, You Hurt My Feelings, and the FX series,
Justified: City Primeval. In 2021, Cross starred in the National Geographic series, Genius: Aretha ,
portraying famed music producer, Jerry Wexler opposite Cynthia Erivo as Aretha Franklin; he
made guest appearances in the, critically-acclaimed HBO Max miniseries, Station Eleven ; and
starred in the HBO Max film, 8-Bit Christmas.
On February 12, 2022, David premiered his comedy special, David Cross: I’m From The Future , as
a livestream event available internationally on his website. David’s 2019 comedy special, David
Cross: Oh Come On, is available on Amazon Prime and Peacock.
David was nominated for two Grammy Awards for the albums, …America…Great, and Shut Up
You F***ing Baby, and his comedy special, David Cross: The Pride is Back, was named one of the
25 best stand-up comedy specials and concert films of all time by Rolling Stone in July 2015.
Other groundbreaking TV credits include Arrested Development, Goliath, The Increasingly Poor
Decisions of Todd Margaret, Mr. Show with Bob and David, Freak Show, and The Ben Stiller
Show.
In 2020, David received rave reviews for his starring role in the dramatic film, The Dark Divide,
and in 2018, he was part of the ensemble cast with Tom Hanks and Meryl Streep in Steven
Spielberg’s The Post. David released the indie film Hits, which he wrote and directed, and he has
appeared in numerous films including Kill Your Darlings, It's a Disaster, Abel, Year One, Waiting
for Guffman, Men in Black and Men in Black II, Ghost World, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless
Mind, Pitch Perfect 2, I’m Not There, and he provided his vocal talents for several animated
films, including Megamind, the Kung Fu Panda franchise and Curious George.
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- CREDITS -
Written and Performed by David Cross
Executive Producer: David Cross, Dexter Scott
Producer: Matt Schuler
Line Producer: Shannon Leahy
Production Manager: Matt McGrath
Associate Producer: Marc Atkinson
Director of Photography: John P. Campbell
Editor: David Shamban
Makeup: Michelle Norkett
Still Photographer: Timothy Schmidt
Opening Comedian: Sean Patton
Post Production Supervisor: Marc Atkinson
Sound Recordist: Josh Tucker
Sound Mixer: Tyler Whitlatch
Colorist: Keyhan Bayegan
Camera Operators: Spencer Staats, Igor Cedeno, Jeremy Stark, Chris Dame
First Assistant Camera: Abram Galvin, Emily Kordovich
DIT: Marc Atkinson
Gaffer: TJ Clounie
Key Grip: Bear Aldrich
Grip: Thomas Shroeder, Dan Miller Jr.
Best Boy Electric: Trent Miloserny
Electric: Andrew Skalak
Dimmer Operator: Mark Davis
Production Assistants: Trevor Jackson, Brandon Stevenson, Miles Conway
Filmed at The Metro in Chicago, IL
A special thanks to Kristy Cash and the entire staff at The Metro
Thanks to Dexter Scott and Ali Hedrick
Special thanks to that nice border patrol agent in Dublin
Extra special thanks to Doug Goodman, Graeme Cooper and Rick Fagan
Extra Extra Special Thanks to Sean Patton and Zach Zucker
Extra Extra Special Special Thanks to Amber Tamblyn and Marlow Cross
And Marlow, thank you again for the tour title
For more info about upcoming live shows, film and TV appearances or available merch, go to officialdavidcross.com 
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When I was a young teenager watching Small Soldiers, I never knew I'd grow up to realize that this man would be one of my favorite people/entertainers of all time. Keep killing it David!
my thoughts too but his stammering and stuttering is incorrigible.
I absolutely love this guy!.
💯
100% my dude
@@RuffusJYYou like incorrigible comedians?
I'm not religious myself, but my dad is, and despite disagreeing with his views, he does espouse the best of Christianity teachings. He hosted a refugee Syrian family. He teaches in the jail to help drug addicts. He volunteers at homeless shelters. I'm proud of him
None of that matters. The system doesn't need any individual to be a bigot for it to harm people
I accidentally volunteered myself right up on stage with David when he performed at the Bardavon in Poughkeepsie, NY for this tour! I heard him say he needed a volunteer and just started running! I thought there'd be competition and wanted to get there first. Next thing I know I'm on stage. That's when I saw he was picking people who raised their hand! I got up there fast and he had his back to me. He eventually turned around and there I was. Much more story after that. All of it funny and a little fucked up. He let me stay and we did two skits together from scripts! I did my best to not fuck up his show and read the script well. I did great considering I'm not trained in this. LOL It was one of the top five best nights of my life!
Great way to make it about yourself, almost like If u hadn't shared , it wouldn't have happened
@@reececarr2784Just celebrating a fun night man. Jesus.
He's just jealous. Thanks for sharing man, it sounds like a cool night.@@thekenjensen
@@thekenjensenI saw this tour in Nashville and he did the same deal with the script. I wished it could have been me up there. One of my all time fav comedians.
@lon9047 He had me and the girl he picked on stage together and said this had never happened in 70 shows! But he liked it and wanted to see which one of us he'd pick. He said maybe we should fight for it. She said to me "bring it!" It was hilarious! After he picked me and she was walking off stage she said to me, "I'll see you in the parking lot!" I'm a 285 lb Marine and she was a stick of a thing. The crowd exploded over that one! Just a blast!
Legendary! Been laughing at David's jokes for decades now, and he's still crushing. Huge respect.
"It's not even a Venn Diagram" is exactly the spot where I almost choked on my dinner 😂😂😂
As a now-atheist ex-Jehovah’s Witness, I appreciated making the list!
Me too, my ex-brother. Welcome to the world 🌎
My aunt and cousins were JW's, and they had some unspeakable things happens to them at the the hands of their "church". My aunt was aware and let them happen. They then did terrible things to myself and others. I believe in God and Jesus, but it's very hard to trust any religious authorities for me.
Same! It's been 8 years I'm out in the real world.
yah but now we can grow beards and women can wear slacks...LOL
Check out KURT METZGER: an ex JW- comedian - hilarious
"This would be a great place for an edit" bahahahah
Any idea what was cut?
Nothing. He told the audience to laugh as if he just told the best joke of his career. He wanted people to feel like they missed something when watching this recording. Looks like it worked hahaha. @@diggitus
@@Largentina.Where are you getting this information from lol
@@extremelynormalperson From David's mouth at the recording of this special.
@@Largentina.I had a hunch that's what he did. 😄
The ending has got to be the craziest bit I've ever witnessed 🤣
The little kick, pushing a tiny body into the water
I love the way he unrepentantly simply drowned Boy Jesus, and then kicked him offhandedly - and that was the absolute end of the show. No qualification, no equivocation, no softening the bit, no "just kidding" - nothing. Love it!
7.6.24 1113am ugly people can be funny, too. so they say.... and even your jesus might be ugly...
"Life is precious and God and the Bible..." The "Mr. Show" fans got that reference. ;-)
Yeah we did!
It brought me to the comment section 😎
Season 4, talk show on a rescue raft sketch. "Imma f*ck me a fish, and that's probably my final though'.
"I slave 12 hours a day making pepper to put clothes on your back just so you can take them off"
@@ArnieJames666"Before I die...ima fuck me a fish"
I was crying laughing during the part where they were reading the scripts together! Great special
My daughter, at 3 years old on the toilet, yelled out "Jim! Come wipe my bum Jim!" I love that memory
I was at the Boston show! Sean Patton opened. What a night. So hilarious. Here we go again!
same!!
"Is there a Bitcoin for fascists?"
Brilliant!! 🤣🤣🤣
Yeah, that was great how he mentioned two common internet buzzwords without any thread of connection between them!
@@AlexReynardRepublicans are facists.
@@AlexReynard Are you being sarcastic? All crypto currencies are for fascists.
@@AlexReynardthese nerds love being stroked to the point they can wave their finger at who they feel more virtuous than.
@@brenobaccilol you can't even define the word fascist
6 C batteries, please. C. C. No change! 😂 sometimes a David Cross joke just sticks with me forever lol
hello today
Do all Americans pronounce naivety the same way as David? I love it.
He should've wrapped it up at the end with a "Just stay there Jesus I'll go make some fish sticks"
I sometimes call my current wife my ex-girlfriend when I’m introducing her to people. She loves it! 😂
Well, she is your ex girlfriend- that’s sweet, but you’re missing the point of saying “current wife”. It implies she’s replaceable, and should do whatever she can to prove she can keep you happy- and earn her place in your life.👍
I still watch Mr. Show episodes from time to time! David Cross is funny as hell!
Same here, Mr Shows amazing
God damn right.
I think big black played there.......
@@JJONNYREPP Big Black's the shit, Steve Albini is the dude
@@zackwebb8697 David Cross | Worst Daddy in the World (Full Comedy Special). 7.5.24. I am sure he's stoked to note that he's da shit or dude incredible. Fnnarrr.... shellac still tours. He's the bill hicks of funk, though......
The script reading part was quite enjoyable.
I imagine being a person in that audience who had never heard of him with that ending lol
This was hilarious! Thank you David and RUclips for making it available for free!
I've been a fan of David Cross for a long time, but it was his role as Tobias on Arrested that really sealed my fandom.
His talants are mightier than an African Ele-phant!
Is that some racist dick joke????
I picked this to watch while preparing veggies etc for my Easter dinner.... I could NOT be HAPPIER in my choice!!! I wanted something funny to listen to and David Cross DELIVERED!!! I had no idea "his ideology" aligned with mine, but ALL of his delivery was GREAT! So glad I've discovered him = will be watching him from here on out! .....And here I thought I was just gonna be watching/listening to another "dad" making fun of himself......BOY WAS I WRONG!!! Very funny...very intelligent...I am now a fan!
@lisamcbarron6047 - My brother, you have perfected satire, I applaud you! My sincerest adulation! EDIT: Thanks for all the likes!
outstanding. those sprouts were a tad lame.... several days old....brown....
How I found him tonight while making my mom's homemade banana pudding in her honor. She marched back in her day. And here we are again.
@@jefferyschic ?????????????
I feel David cross is the types of Jew to kick Anne Frank out of the attic to stay alive.
'Is this the line for the soy sauce or the line to get the tickets for the soy sauce?'
Soy sauce rationing.
"I don' know f@&&ot."
Please get the reference 🤞😂
You're all babies and should shut up!
"Wowee, look at all 'em pretty lights!"
@@kennethisagooddrawer"Look at that one...*gasp*...LOOK AT THAT ONE!"
Outstanding as always. The comic I’ve taken my kids to see live. Bravo.
Holy shit, not 2.79!!!
he need about 3,fiddy
David fxckin Rocked!! Very corageous, and I really want some people to take offense. How is this possible, free on RUclips? I love it. Man, I'm loving it. Thank you so so much. I'll comment more after the show. The audience participation at the end was Gr8! Peace ☮💜
This dude is dropping bombs of knowledge on us like Carlin, Hicks and Stanhope.
Didnt learn the difference between the immaculate conception & virgin birth from Carlin though..
He "borrowed" a Carlin bit from 1988..
This is stale.
hit the 'like' before i even hit play - love me some David Cross
Lenny Bruce would be proud
yeh that he d i d n´t sell out
I got lost ordering Matlock socks and ended up here... Is this the man from The Pride Is Back comedy special that my grandson wanted to hear when it came out? Man, this young guy is going places. Welp, time for a nice cup of a Yorkshire before turning in for a nap. Thanks for the funnies David. ☕
Like the TV show??
Thank you for more David Cross! Im thoroughly enjoying Senses Working Overtime as well ❤
Thank you so much for this. David is my all time favorite comedian ever since Mr. Show and his stand up always gets better each new special.
So funny as usual. What an incredibly thoughtful and intelligent piece of masterful comedy. There’s no other like him and I appreciate the uniqueness of this comedy immensely. 🙏🙏🙏🙏🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️
Nice of you to give this young man a platform.
Looks like 1.8k Floridians have seen this
This was fantastic, as Cross always tends to be. Great stuff, thanks.
"Suck on that Galileo!" He's on good form here.
I believe you meant to write, “Suck on that, Galileo!“ -- that is, with a comma.
_Completely_ different meaning.
@@brianhiles8164 you sound like a fun person to be around
@@rents5667 Finally _comma_ someone gets me.
@@rents5667 Finally _comma_ someone gets me.
👼🏻 galileo + kopernicus 👼🏻 vaticaan jezuit school helio globus paradigm trick boys 👇🏻
We truly are blessed in the age of free specials. Go buy tickets
David has so much talent. Super funny guy. 😂👏👏👏👏
I love the edit. 😆 The audience is roaring, David is going, and we'll never know what the joke was... and it doesn't matter.
I LISTEN to stand up while working and I KNEW I knew this voice, Tobias from Arrested Development! LOVE that show! He was my favorite character! Awesome!
man did not expect this special to hit so hard - so good hahahaha
I love Dave's style lately. Reminds me of tapes my dad used to put on of Rodney Carrington, when he used to just softly talk, tell stories and string jokes in. Could listen to this style of comedy for hours and hours and.....
So refreshing! Been catching some mediocre specials of late… davids such a craftsman, thanks for putting this on youtube!
David's best hour this whole year.
What an amazing special! 😄💙
Hell yeah nice! Was just looking for where this was streaming and 800 pound gorilla comes through!
David is on another level as a stand up.
Singing the song in my head ... we'll have a gay old time!!!
I'm going to have to think about that one for a while. Give me some time here.
Way to go!!! Thanks to your comment, THIS video is now banned in Florida!
Thanks for uploading to RUclips!
Flintstone’s theme song
“we’ll have a gay old time”
I had to look it up lol
David's role in Scary Movie 2 is legendary🤣💯👍
“I can do it myself!”
My all time favorite comic, and I was at the taping of this special. Thanks David for all of your comedy
They still use video tape?
They didn't, but I did i sat there with a full size camcorder in the 3rd row
It's not really AI?
What happened at the brutal edit?
Ok Copernicus
Saw the special at Santa Cruz, CA. I was jet legged and recovering from a stomach virus and I laughed my lungs out! : )
David cross is a fucking genius 😂 the script bit was incredible
That's pretty funny that David tripped coming out from backstage after the script reading, because the first time he came out, I thought "Man, that looks like a really hazardous setup they have going there. Would be funny if he tripped coming out and made it into a bit."
14:22 “Because it’s fucking true TANYA!”
I had to pause I was crying🤣☠️
That edit was perfect. I was actually not ready for it. It got me really good.
"The giddiness ... the glee" YES. Thank you. That is what terrifies me - they want to be terrifying and they are succeeding, as all terrorists do.
David cross has always been the MAN
Thanks for the lesson on Christian hypocrisy. I'm gonna spend my time at the next Atheist Soup Kitchen for the Homeless I come across. That said, I've never seen one.
You might add the lesson on atheist hypocrisy in your next comedy show. I'm sure it'd be really funny.
I never knew this guy was this hilarious
This set was hilarious 😅
Gotta come through western NY soon. 😂
Love it. I still feel like I’d miss the headstock…don’t know why.
Cross reminds me a lot of Carlin; his comedy is so well thought out and delivered.
I would say a pretty big difference is that David draws out bits a bit longer than he should a lot of the time, but Carlin would always jam-pack in a million jokes.
Reminds me of Lois CK- many similar ideas and perspectives, questioning the status quo, exposing the absurdity of human nature and the beliefs that drive us as individuals, and the unspoken rules, religious traditions, or political beliefs that are all subject to change, yet unite and divide us in society.
They also both used microphones
That was a dope special! Made the beginning of this grave shift bearable lol
Love this special. Never saw any other specials from cross. But this one is hilarious insightful introspective. Bravo.
Just greatness
Layers of good
I've never laughed so hard at something I didn't hear 😂😂😂
Haven’t seen this guy since scary movie lol i was thinking about him the other day “i can do it myself !!! “ 😂
"We'll have a gay old time!"
😂Brutal😂
Thank you for the laughter & your insightful take on life.
Yeah, that was cute how he referenced the Florida Parental Rights in Education Act, which has no language in it about homosexuality; the one that news media on the left lied about it and called it the Don't Say Gay bill, and then here's David, brilliantly and cleverly making fun of Florida, as if they were the ones who called it that. So witty. So knowledgeable.
And that's how you end a show!
David: "I have a daughter."
Crowd: "Haahahahahahaa"
Spot on. This wasn't a comedy show. This was a liberal minded moron ranting on stage.
It was part of a bit
Dude this is the worst thing I've ever seen lol. I've always like cross on TV shows, but I didn't laugh once. I watched like 3 different 10 minute segments of this special, and I didn't laugh st all, but even the laughs per minute were extremely low to his own audience...
And they were laughing at practically every laugh break. His cadence and timing was just awful, and the material was all hackney and played out.
I was pretty surprised to see such an overwhelmingly positive comment section. I couldn't imagine sitting through 1.5 hours of this
I had to go and see his closing bit, after everyone saying how funny and wild it was...
It's not even a joke. Just gonna drown Jesus and not say jokes while doing it lol. Wtf. Imagine some up and commer any of these bits with this kind of delivery and punchlines. They'd never get asked back
@@Savagefred Over your head, my friend.
“The Angel Gabriel went back up the chimney” was my favorite line from this lol
Rick Glassman sent me
you da MVP
Pure comedic gold. Thank you David Cross! 🙏
LOVE the religion material, not many comics have the balls. You are doing the lord's work, namaste. 🙏
This was the best! David is my all-time fave. Made my night, my year! Thank you for posting.
Does anyone know where to find a list of all his standup specials? IMDB & Wikipedia only show five.
5 is accurate
He's got 8 - all of them are listed on his Wikipedia (minus this one, as of right now). I don't think there's a video special for It's Not Funny, and the video from the "Shut Up, You Fucking Baby" special was released as "Let America Laugh"... and it's not really a standup special, more of a documentary from that tour, with clips of the standup throughout the documentary.
@@ScottThibodeaux Thanks for the correction. David Cross himself said it was 5 on the "Fly on the Wall" podcast, so I took him at his word and didn't bother to research.
5 is a lot when he spent so much time creating Mr.Show and being on Arrested Development.
He's got his own podcast now too!
"bigger and blackerer" is the only one you need to google. Drug jokes, not one kid joke. Well maybe but I'm not checking.
Our kids are the same age! I'm so sad I missed him being in Chicago. One of the best. For sure.
You can catch him hanging around a Chicago playground real soon
Didn't care for the guy too much prior, but he won me over - like surely he meant to lol.
So stoked, David cross is an all time legend!🙏🏻🔥🔥
Saltzman had the best and worst case of making a ufo land in our neighborhood. Fuk muhbyd
Pooping
I fucking love David Cross!
What a racist you are
I havent laughed so hard in months it feels like. Seriously almost every joke took me a second and I had to rewind because I was laughing over the next joke. And this is free? Thank you Mr. Cross. Never stop being funny
Thank you mr Cross! What a bizarre level of comic creativity you have, I love it!
We just busted a bunch of Priests in Harrisburg PA
SMFs
"... drag queen, black mermaids, or whatever the hell they think." Had me rolling 🤣✌🏻
Oh, actually they believe that teachers are indoctrinating kids to think that biological sex is subordinate to the spoken word. Just to clear that up. And they believe that because the teachers openly brag about it on social media, and display their progress flags in class, and also because we have the stats for how trans-identification has unnaturally-skyrocketed among the exact demographic most susceptible to other social contagions like eating disorders and cutting (adolescent girls, BTW). That's wild how David didn't know that, right? Almost as if the only things he knows about the people he hates are the lies told about them by people who hate them?
David you got in shape! Congrats on the Fatherhood. I've been a fan since forever, great special.
I think he should go back to his old fat perverted rabbi look
I saw David on "just shoot me" and went around telling people about this guy that stole the show, didnt even know it was a friend of mine's son.
"...and now we gotta deal with all these vape stores." 😂😂😂
Who Remembers his role in Alvin and the Chipmunks in 2007
I do bc I have 3 boys in their late teen years who watched it originally, and now a 4yo who's favorite movie is Chipwrecked😂
The world needs more comedians like David Cross who make fun of these awful hipster people 🙂
watched both of his last two specials live, and make sure to rewatch it on video. cross is the best
David Cross is awesome every bit he does I'm always like alright where is he going with this 😂😂😂
This is fucking great! David Cross never disappoints. Makes you think
Do I give this man _a hand_ or _a standing ovation?_
OMFG I CANT BELIEVE I DIDNT KNOW DAVID DOES COMEDY!!! I remember watching arrested development growing up, he is so talented in many aspects and I can’t wait to binge all his content!!
lmao he IS comedy, you gotta check him out.
Huh? You didn't know he did comedy? What, you been living under a rock, pal? Mr show?! HELLLOOOOOOO!
Watch “mr. Show” asap
" 'I will never ever do Heroin again.' - is what I say every time I do heroin." A quote from one of his standup specials.
Yep. He's a comical genius. His earlier standup is even better.
"I wanna go to church but it's all the way over there" is literally how I feel about church and the gym.
I agree! This is lowest common denominator comedy, Well spotted, Nicole! EDIT: Thanks for all the likes!
Best new stand of special of 2024 so far
A Mexican stand-off special ?
I idk new Brian holtzman special was pretty good. This is a close second for sure tho in my book I love David
Statistics say otherwise, but sure....thanks for your opinion 👍🏽
Only one you must have watched