NPCs after helping them once
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- Опубликовано: 25 фев 2023
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So this is NPCs after doing their quest. Check out my other skits like "Completing a quest at 3am" and "NPCs reacting to mods". 
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careful, you help people once or twice and they'll start asking you to be the leader of every guild they're apart of
NPC: “Thanks for taking out the trash, wanna be the President?”
I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite comment on the Citadel
Actually they usually don't even ask
Puppet leader. Mascot at best.
"Here's the 10 herbs you wanted."
"Marry me."
Except for Ingun Black-Briar. Rt if u cri *evertim* ;-;
Would rizz me up
@@realzachfluke1 lol
Yisolda one mamoth tusk marries you
God, I wish this worked in real life.
There are two kinds of NPCs:
"You collected 5 goblin ears for me? I shall forever be grateful to you and risk my life for you, my hero!"
"You killed the final boss and saved he world from total annihilation? Who tf cares?"
☠💀⚰😭
me: *Defeated the World-Eater Alduin* guard: No lollygaggin'
@@checkyourfaxbetter not be prowling round ere
They’ll offer their life, but they won’t give you more than 50 gold for completing the task
Well, 50 gold is like their whole life savings
They'll also immediately turn you into the guards, attack you on sight and want nothing short of seeing your head on a spike if you mistakenly steal a single fork.
@@themasterjecht To ruthlessly betray someone's complete and sincere friendship by taking a fork when you were trying to sit down - such a thing cannot be forgiven, no matter the circumstances.
That's just how hard they struggle. Maybe it's why they're so grateful for the simplest things.
Passing dialogue after helping someone:
"Good to see you friend!"
Three seconds later:
"Get out of my face."
from now on, I'm going to say, "a euphoric trance sat on my face", every time my boss asks me why I was late.
This is so true, They act like they own you their lives. I picked some cabbage for this guy and he left me in his will in Skyrim lol.
PC: Here's a potato I stole out of your cart. I'll sell it back to you for 1 gold.
NPC: "You're in my will now."
Npcs be acting like your bestie from childhood when you help them with one thing 💀💀💀
"Greymane or Battleborn?"
"Battleborn."
"You've been a good friend to me. That means something."
"Sike, Greymane."
"I should bash your face in for all you've done."
Lmfao, if only we could achieve this result in exactly this way.
Grey mane is cringe Jarl Balgruuf is a Chad I can never do stormcloaks because all of the Stormcloak replacement jarls are just sucky
@@shadowranger5907 Based but also Imperial Armor is cringe.
@@Seussenshmirtz Wearing tight leather and a skirt is a small price to pay for serving in the glory of the Emperor!
@@shadowranger5907 There are replacement jarls?
... then ... could you touch that pillar over there ?
Skyrim: "You gave my dad a beer once, of course I will marry you!"
Sven and Faendal after you give some girl a letter:
If I was an ES6 developer I would put this in the game.
An NPC named Graenolf asks you to find his horse and when you meet him a few days later, you would have the same exact conversation.
Unironically, developers need to start being that quirky with their games. If they are just going to do the basic boring normal quest of getting the thing and finishing the quest, might as well make it entertaining or weird along the way.
Sometimes I think they forget to make their games fun. They add busy work to make the games look bigger but forget that we buy games to enjoy and have fun.
If I wanted to do fetch quests, I'd ask my mom what she needs for dinner.
This is a perfect idea omg
@@mgsRyder I think that Morrowind and oblivion did these kind of quirky quests a lot. From what I remember there weren't that many in skyrim, but the writing in the two latter games always has a sort of comedic side to it, despite the seriousness of the main quest. Morrowind especially is riddled with them.
@@mgsRyder Try any Divinity game from Larian. Those are filled with self aware humour.
The adoring fan is already a thing in Oblivion
Boethiah's Calling just got a whole lot more easier..
"It's a great day with you around!" always gets me. I just completed a Dark Brotherhood contract and pickpocketed half the town, but go off, sis!
And then you accidentally attack him and he called the guards on you
1:15 the cadence of "we're all a ChAttEr" is hilarious 😂
"You saved my life. And for that I owe you all of the OYFUM!"
"I have a feeling that you and I are about to become VERY close" - Fargoth
“Thanks for bringing the claw back!”
The nightmare to get that thing at the beginning and he just put on his table as some kind of trinket
the orcs in skyrim, you just get them a pair of gloves and BAM! family.
Edit: bro saved a horse and turned a whole town into a cult.
This is too real in Skyrim. You'll just be walking along minding your own business when out of nowhere the one courier in the country runs up to you to deliver money bequeathed to you by someone you are 99% sure you have never met before. Then you have to look back through your completed tasks to figure out who that was amd what you did to earn being in their will, and it turns out you just delivered a potion to them one time from the apothecary two towns over.
They will also put in their will if you just sell them some cabbages or leeks or whatever...
@@phyllissmith9426 You're right, they totally do! Imagine being like, that one guy I bought cabbages from once? Nice fella, time to give him half of my life savings!
@@LoveLee_Dreamer Yep. Thanks Mr. Pelagia, but who is buy my useless taters now? RIP. haha
Bro, one time I started a brand new game and as usual for my game play I went to get the golden claw immediately and returned it to shop owner, my headphones disconnect and all audio gets glitched so I have quit out of my game and start back up, I get back into the game exit the shop and the courier comes running up to me and tells me he's got a letter from a Jarl for me, I HADN'T EVEN BEEN TO WHITERUN YET!
@@crazedfangirl5654 You get that letter when you reach level 10 whether you go to whiterun or not. I often get to level 50 before I get to whiterun and Falkreath's letter is often like the third sidequest I get. (I'm playing with Dovahkiin's Hideout installed so I usually go down there and train up a bunch of stuff before I really get going.)
You've been a good friend to me. That means something.
That gasp and fist clench at 1:04 was so well done
"okay, I found your sheep, but uh, it was killed by a troll"
"I love you"
All that for returning his horse. 'This is fanaticism!" Hilarious! 💀
My first interaction with a follower: I completed Faendals quest in riverwood, but I didn't hire him to be my follower. After bleak falls I come back and wanted to get my pickpocket skill up. I get caught by gurder, so she runs and shouts thief. I stand there uncomfortably not knowing what to do. Faendal busts out of the tavern and snipes her, throwing curses the whole time. I was so utterly confused
Faendal after you tell Camila that Sven said some weird shit and then procede to marry Camila yourself:
The thing is, this is also people in real life after you let them go in front of you in the grocery
Npc: "May there be good fortune for the rest of your life."
Player: "Dude all I did was help you harvest some crops from your backyard..."
five seconds later: "Hey, since we're such good friends, do you think I could get a discount on these goods I'm buying? Mate's rates?"
"Hahaha. No."
This is how people treat me in real life. Man, I'm so glad that I got chosen as the main character.
Talking to NPCs you've helped while wearing the Amulet of Mara is so much more uncomfortable...
This has the same energy as giving someone at a rave some water
my friend and i had a raid in minecraft last night and are naturally deemed the 'hero of the village'. I'm sure the villagers were parading like this afterwards
Skyrim NPCs after beating the shit out of them and taking their money: “You’ve been a good friend to me. That means something.”
Skyrim NPCs after you accidentally punch a chicken: *”Never should’ve come here.”*
Don't fuck with the chickens they're more important than the children...
when someone shows me even a little bit of affection.
Me:-
Its like
"Have we met?"
"You're my kid's godfather"
At this point I'm living solely for Graenolf's expressions in these skits because no one has ever truly seen my exact personality this way before
I just delivered some note for faendal and next thing he knows he is getting smashed by a mammoth, some people are just that friendly
Him: I will die for you
Me: interesting choice of words... would you come with me as I have a quest regarding Boethiah
When the system breaks the NPC and he tries to find the quickest way to end it all.
i wish you could form a cult in skyrim tbh. like in the lore aren't you literally sent by the gods as the last dovah? i feel like the nordic rednecks of skyrim might be a bit more enthusiastic about that rather than just being like "hail, dragonborn" once in a while. like you're literally the most powerful person in skyrim, you are the end to all of skyrim's foes, yet people just kinda treat you like a regular dude for the most part
You're so friggin' handsome I can't stand it
Skyrim npcs have this same energy after you do the most miniscule tasks for them
Also 1st! muahaha!
It’s a fine day with you around
“Thank you for getting me those berries, please, take everything in my house.”
The Adoring Fan, the Divines reincarnated him
"You've been a good friend to me. That means something."
"I owe you a life debt. If you need anything, name it, and it is yours."
Dude I took out your trash, calm down.
"i'd sacrifice my beautiful children for you"
They won’t even know that you did the deed and they’ll be on some bullshit like “Wow! Someone fixed the thing! I’m so happy right now I could give someone a gift. Here take this cuz why not!” It’s a whole ass heart.
Meanwhile persona 4
“Pass the salt?”
“Sure-“
*YOUR RELATIONSHIP HAS DEEPENED*
Faendal when you choose not to gaslight a woman for Sven
I remember when I beat up an orc chieftain just before I accidentally slaughtered his entire village when fighting a dragon, and I just imagine him texting his lawyer on the attack bc I received an inheritance letter from him the next day.
Loving these delicious gaming skits
The hero of Canton. The man they call Jayne.
One of the few creators I will turn on all notifications for. Well done.
always thought it was weird i can complete one fetch quest, then i can just steal everything in their house.
Meanwhile in the World of Warcraft universe, you slay dragons and gods, save the world from certain doom, and then a new expansion comes out and all the NPCs are like, "why don't you make yourself useful, weakling, and go kill some Emaciated Wolflings for me."
You forgot they also just move themselves into your home 😆 buy a house and boom they're always watching
I was not ready for the energy that came with the second "LOOK WHO IT ISSS" 🤣🤣🤣
Hero: Here’s your grandmother’s ring back.
NPC: Are you proposing to me, hero?
"You want to die for me?" *Slowly draws Ebony Blade*
That one Civil War veteran in Red Dead 2
"Let me die for you."
"No, that's okay, why don't we just take a fun trip over to the Shrine of Boethiah..."
If the NPC actually can die i like to put them to the test
Imagine if this happened irl as consistently as it does in games
And then you have the opposite end of the spectrum such as Skyrim where nobody even knows who you are however some games are in that sweet spot
Please never stop producing this insanity. It feeds my soul
🫂 🩵
NPC’s when you first meet them: 😒😡
NPC’s when you do a single quest for them: 😃😁😊
I like that they'll be walking down the street looking normal and then when you speak to them the smile appears and then when you dismiss them it's back to normal.
'I walked up the road and dropped off the sword'
'Destroy my business by selling all my stuff back to me'
Your neighbors are probably confused as hell hearing you shout “ILL DIE FOR YOU” to yourself xD
The funniest for me is with Skyrim, where selling firewood to the lumbermill guys (any that have the dialogue where they tell you that if you bring them chopped wood, they'll pay you for it) or selling farmers their own produce (they're technically paying you for the labor of picking the things but whatever, it's barely even work) count as completing a quest and they'll love you for it. "Oh hey, you're that guy that sold me that one firewood log. My life belongs to you."
faendal when he's willing to die by your side fighting literal dragons, the living dead, and whatever else crosses your path because you delivered his love letter to his neighbor
Some random dog after I gave him fries:
the cut-off at "please use me" was perfect
POV: practically every NPC and Aloy conversation in the Horizon franchise
the fact that your facial hair is perfectly tailored to a fantasy rpg universe
Adoring Fan enters the chat
Your sister is teaching me how to give main character energy and you're teaching me how to give NPC energy.
This is kinda like how in Skyrim, if you beat someone’s ass in a fistfight, the next time you’ll see them they’ll be all like “You’ve been a good friend to me, that means something”.
“This is fanaticism.” 😂🤣🤣
Well, they can change their mind pretty quickly if you accidently pick up their stuff.
I like when they give you a random gift like an in game year later lol
Bro I’ve had the battle borns give me health potions
Huh for a moment I thought my phone was breaking but I think it's just the camera
for a second there I thought he was going to take the towel and the npc was going to be like, "Hey, what's going on here? keep ya filthy hands to yourself. *pulls a knife* Once I'm done with you there'll be nothing left."
_Lmaooo it's so true 😂 like jheeze I was just being civilised passing through these here er parts. I don't wanna sign up for lifetime subscription._
They got married in the Summer and now live peacefully in the land of the Elves with the NPCs gorgeous children.
Sounds like he's trying to promote himself from NPC to follower~
Anything to get that "essential" status.
Accurate. Then if you accidentally steal the towel off the rack while trying to open the door they lose their crap on the spot.
you'd look great in Yellowstone. already look like kayce dutton. your acting is great and definitely have the talent. thank you for your great content over the years.
Average day in life of Keanu Reeves probably
"so theres this pillar on a mountain..."
thanks again for the mammoth tusk Graenolf!
Coming soon to a fanatic near you...FUS RO DAH!
“Greymane or Battle-born?”
“Well thanks to your name tag, I’m going to say Battle-born.”
“We are brothers for life, now.”