Your body reacting to a virus

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    This video features your body reacting to a virus and what ensues. If you have a body, this has happened to you.

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @Graenolf
    @Graenolf  4 года назад +8702

    I tried to tell you guys.

    • @danielarcaris9195
      @danielarcaris9195 4 года назад +146

      Just become an actor for gods sake!

    • @changedusername159
      @changedusername159 4 года назад +23

      Why the reupload?

    • @donkeymanusa6364
      @donkeymanusa6364 4 года назад +53

      Dude you should be in a movie. Your acting is awesome!

    • @bulldust1195
      @bulldust1195 4 года назад +18

      How the hell did you know i got the stomach bug 2am this morning curse this hell called California

    • @pokepals98
      @pokepals98 4 года назад +12

      This is just Asthma displayed in a video and I love it

  • @BoolianKazooka
    @BoolianKazooka 4 года назад +9653

    I expected immune system to just come out and start attacking everyone.

    • @jauxro
      @jauxro 4 года назад +843

      _immune system hasn't been acting the same ever since he got back from the war_

    • @cestalia
      @cestalia 4 года назад +333

      Oh no
      *Not the auto immune system!*

    • @monarchatto6095
      @monarchatto6095 4 года назад +101

      cestalia
      Oh no!
      It attacked my pancreas and now I have diabetes!

    • @monarchatto6095
      @monarchatto6095 4 года назад +11

      Fox Cho Huh, thanks for the info. This actually happened to me so it’s nice to have some info about what exactly my autoimmune disorder was
      Edit: am dumb and that wasn’t exactly what you meant f

    • @Golden5711
      @Golden5711 4 года назад +5

      @Fox Cho Any AIHA is just one of the many autoimmune disorders. AIHA specifically attacks RBCs.

  • @opinionofmine3238
    @opinionofmine3238 4 года назад +4232

    Allergy: Immune System starts punching the others for no reason

    • @squidfanatic2831
      @squidfanatic2831 4 года назад +39

      That's Lupus, haha

    • @macenichols6676
      @macenichols6676 4 года назад +35

      It's never lupus lmao

    • @o_braxos
      @o_braxos 4 года назад +30

      Police brutality

    • @Aitomy
      @Aitomy 4 года назад +25

      I am allergic and this is so accurate it is also punching me.

    • @niklasvilhelm7247
      @niklasvilhelm7247 4 года назад +34

      More like:
      Lungs: there's a spider in my room!
      White blood cells: let me get my bazooka!

  • @emmsklooz
    @emmsklooz 4 года назад +6487

    This aged strangely

    • @brianisme6498
      @brianisme6498 4 года назад +47

      The pandemic was known about in Dec

    • @maxjones503
      @maxjones503 4 года назад +137

      @@brianisme6498 Not really. It got media attention surprisingly early but the first case was on 1 December, literally five days before the video came out. He had already probably started working on the concept by then and even if it was based on COVID-19, I doubt he thought he would base an entire 7 minute sketch on a minor respiratory disease that four people on the other side of the planet happened to have.
      It certainly wasn't known by anyone as a pandemic because it wasn't even an outbreak until much later.

    • @brianisme6498
      @brianisme6498 4 года назад +18

      Max Jones ya, I realized that a couple days after I posted this comment. It was an honest misunderstanding of the data

    • @emmsklooz
      @emmsklooz 4 года назад +3

      How is this comment already 5 months old? Omg 💀

    • @maxjones503
      @maxjones503 4 года назад +1

      @@brianisme6498 Fair enough.

  • @alana775
    @alana775 4 года назад +2582

    I don't remember this episode of Cells At Work...

    • @Skelluii
      @Skelluii 4 года назад +110

      Its a deleted scene of cells at work

    • @possums154
      @possums154 4 года назад +79

      I think this might have been an English dub of a trailer

    • @andrewkissell9996
      @andrewkissell9996 4 года назад +87

      It’s the live action, that’s why

    • @sydney7462
      @sydney7462 4 года назад +65

      It’s the Netflix live action adaptation

    • @possums154
      @possums154 4 года назад +35

      @@sydney7462 Oh jesus christ. Netflix has done it again

  • @awesomeoofer7438
    @awesomeoofer7438 4 года назад +1380

    ‘Everybody just stay calm just stay calm’
    Sounds like woody

  • @hannahfox3582
    @hannahfox3582 4 года назад +4019

    This feels like a dream I had when I was falling asleep at my desk at school

    • @WritingMyOwnElegy
      @WritingMyOwnElegy 4 года назад +69

      so thats where he gets his ideas

    • @carpetcreed3841
      @carpetcreed3841 4 года назад +18

      I just was trying to then had a falling feeling my head then popped up and said shit 😂😂

    • @saj_a
      @saj_a 4 года назад +3

      Hannah Fox TIS BUT A DREeEEAaAaAaAamMmMmMmMm

    • @minimixes1959
      @minimixes1959 4 года назад +2

      @@carpetcreed3841 lol that used to happen to me

    • @travis2845
      @travis2845 4 года назад

      Yes

  • @aldisuchti924
    @aldisuchti924 4 года назад +12066

    brain: "he just took over one of our cells!"
    red blood *cells* : aAAAaAh

    • @hywodena
      @hywodena 4 года назад +74

      My favorite part

    • @alnimri
      @alnimri 4 года назад +32

      * *Cells*

    • @sci_pain3409
      @sci_pain3409 4 года назад +65

      wow! it’s like we watched the same video!

    • @hywodena
      @hywodena 4 года назад +8

      @@sci_pain3409 DBAA

    • @themanicman8458
      @themanicman8458 4 года назад +18

      sci_pain3 astute observation keep it up

  • @vuelle9816
    @vuelle9816 4 года назад +3596

    Brain: he just took over a cell!
    Most organs: oh no
    Red blood cell: *s c r e a m i n g u n c o n t r o l l a b l y*

    • @johndellinger8716
      @johndellinger8716 4 года назад +17

      AaahaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaAAAA

    • @Sullsfx
      @Sullsfx 4 года назад +11

      Why does he sound like gollum at that part lmao

    • @seymourbuttz6419
      @seymourbuttz6419 3 года назад +7

      REEEEEEE

    • @gamistry2947
      @gamistry2947 3 года назад +6

      I mean like, if a virus was taking over other cells and you were a cell too, wouldn't you do that too?

    • @joelstephenson8017
      @joelstephenson8017 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @tobiasretta1416
    @tobiasretta1416 4 года назад +7145

    Me: Gets out of bed and literally moves one inch
    My entire body: *Something's wrong*

  • @androidgameplays7985
    @androidgameplays7985 4 года назад +4010

    Virus: **enters body**
    The immune system: **so you have chosen death**

    • @wowwowm8394
      @wowwowm8394 4 года назад +162

      Deadly virus:
      No u

    • @TheGoreTheorists
      @TheGoreTheorists 4 года назад +87

      @@wowwowm8394
      Medication/pills = ahem, you called?

    • @smailchali5102
      @smailchali5102 4 года назад +28

      @Omgguy anime white cells:

    • @Varkolyx
      @Varkolyx 4 года назад +25

      @@TheGoreTheorists Ebola:no

    • @elcalabozodelandroide2
      @elcalabozodelandroide2 4 года назад +9

      _~Aaaaaah~_
      That doesn't computed
      You're under arrest

  • @ryanthechilihost5102
    @ryanthechilihost5102 4 года назад +4745

    Cells At Work: Realistic Version

  • @jasuminey
    @jasuminey 4 года назад +8114

    This guy saw to the future and tried to warn us of the Corona whit out telling too much

    • @tron.6041
      @tron.6041 4 года назад +102

      The prophet

    • @agafaithrilles6274
      @agafaithrilles6274 4 года назад +13

      Ikr

    • @RogueLlama-fp4ts
      @RogueLlama-fp4ts 4 года назад +110

      He even knew it would attack the lungs

    • @sealz7017
      @sealz7017 4 года назад +14

      You know the first crona outbreak was in 2001

    • @corrauniverse269
      @corrauniverse269 4 года назад +57

      @@sealz7017 that was probably a closely related strand. The current outbreak is called Covid-19 because it was discovered in 2019.

  • @Polar_Eclipse
    @Polar_Eclipse 4 года назад +1769

    Virus: see that cell over there? I'm gonna take him over
    Respiratory cell: oh.. o_o

  • @Linkydee4
    @Linkydee4 4 года назад +25423

    This was one of the most entertaining science lessons I’ve ever seen

  • @BVSProducties
    @BVSProducties 4 года назад +4756

    Imagine your entering his house and you see him with the word sperm on is chest talking to a camera

    • @deadcorpse9760
      @deadcorpse9760 4 года назад +49

      3:53

    • @derarhamdan7054
      @derarhamdan7054 4 года назад +51

      And he actually have 9 twin brothers acting with him

    • @arkin7105
      @arkin7105 4 года назад +6

      So...... every youtuber

    • @nightlighty9684
      @nightlighty9684 4 года назад +3

      I’m arrest girls home for intrude Pokémon go thing the said oh streect trest passing

    • @tortesh1635
      @tortesh1635 4 года назад +4

      4:02

  • @KirreGM
    @KirreGM 4 года назад +497

    I died when the red blood cell started screaming and pointing to his sign

  • @jaimebradley3244
    @jaimebradley3244 4 года назад +5621

    The lungs are literally like me whenever someone asks me anything.

  • @carlsocropuz2578
    @carlsocropuz2578 4 года назад +3839

    "How's it going, Cancer cell?"
    Other organs: *"What"*

  • @lil-om2wy
    @lil-om2wy 4 года назад +3406

    “You see that cell over there? Yeah, imma take him over.”
    “Oh.”

  • @franscientist
    @franscientist 4 года назад +3339

    I'm a biology teacher and I would have assigned this video to my class if it weren't for the December 1st bit. Ah alas, back to some boring educational videos for my students.

    • @asheryusto8902
      @asheryusto8902 4 года назад +561

      no please I'm a student and we would love this video, make a copy and cut that bit out, please oh please

    • @junkedfood9584
      @junkedfood9584 3 года назад +377

      No please do it you'll literally be the cool teacher at school I swear

    • @ei6728
      @ei6728 3 года назад +137

      You should do it, it would be epic

    • @lifepreviouslybalanced5743
      @lifepreviouslybalanced5743 3 года назад +162

      She's probably not allowed to do that guys

    • @mv-photo
      @mv-photo 3 года назад +102

      Maybe he could provide a edited copy for you? Could be worth shooting him a message! 😃

  • @natluvskittys
    @natluvskittys 4 года назад +2147

    Virus: "Im going to take him over"
    Respiratory Cell: *"Oh."*

    • @Starvaze
      @Starvaze 2 года назад +8

      Ammune system: GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS BODDY!!!

    • @sfr2107
      @sfr2107 2 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @NotNochos
      @NotNochos 2 года назад +1

      @@Starvaze *IMMUNE*

  • @benjino2824
    @benjino2824 4 года назад +2615

    White blood cells:exist
    Virus: *why do I hear boss music*

  • @beanlegion8529
    @beanlegion8529 4 года назад +2589

    “Cough it up” is probably the most hidden pun I’ve heard

  • @naviasmr2881
    @naviasmr2881 4 года назад +321

    this man really made a skit out of my biology homework

  • @Haku-md6hd
    @Haku-md6hd 4 года назад +4538

    *Virus* *enters*
    White blood cells: "Allow us to introduce ourselves"

    • @natalielund3132
      @natalielund3132 4 года назад +83

      Virus:my bully
      White blood cells:my sister

    • @josephscott373
      @josephscott373 4 года назад +40

      *tough guy finger snapping*

    • @azerohiro
      @azerohiro 4 года назад +27

      @@josephscott373
      Virus: spiderman
      White blood cells: thanos snapping him into dust

    • @Jojo27.2
      @Jojo27.2 4 года назад +19

      *Virus enters*
      Virus: "allow us to *reproduce* ourselves"
      hahahahah sorry.

    • @VeeOasis
      @VeeOasis 4 года назад +7

      Red blood cell: wait why are you here white blood cell
      White blood cell: oh hi red blood cell

  • @yeahno40
    @yeahno40 4 года назад +2906

    This isn't comedy this is school lesson thats actually fun

    • @tibo6749
      @tibo6749 4 года назад +8

      69 likes. I'd like this comment but I gotta leave it at perfect balance

    • @_rubyrose10_
      @_rubyrose10_ 4 года назад +4

      @@tibo6749 Really?

    • @3ratsinacage
      @3ratsinacage 4 года назад +5

      Well I dissected a heart and that was pretty fun.
      All other lessons have been disappointing since then

    • @evvls111
      @evvls111 4 года назад +2

      like the sperm part

    • @3ratsinacage
      @3ratsinacage 4 года назад +1

      Nightbear Cute most of the girls had the same reaction as you ( and some of the boys )

  • @coldpizza36
    @coldpizza36 4 года назад +8721

    I love how RUclips recommends this when the coronavirus is out

    • @ninaa4192
      @ninaa4192 4 года назад +127

      Google is trying to educate the population lol

    • @ceberios
      @ceberios 4 года назад +65

      If it was about coronavirus then this video wouldn't have got this happy ending
      instead even Immune system would say : " SOMETHING'S WRONG"

    • @carters1209
      @carters1209 4 года назад +11

      You’re likely getting recommended this because people are watching a lot of Coronavirus videos and thus the algorithm is recommending this category to more people. Or, it’s an individual thing and your all watching Coronavirus videos more thus getting this topic recommended to you more. Likely both.

    • @ramen_is_life9942
      @ramen_is_life9942 4 года назад +1

      yee haw me too

    • @WildcardASMR
      @WildcardASMR 4 года назад +8

      The Legend Shadow nah-ah. Unless you don’t receive medical attention or you’re in a poor area, this entire scenario would be quite similar. Quarantine would be the only other thing not on here.

  • @pablozurita2996
    @pablozurita2996 4 года назад +294

    Nobody:
    All the organs:AHJJDJCJBSJFH
    Immune system:yeah i'ma just gonna send some t-cells

  • @RishabKundu-yi4nf
    @RishabKundu-yi4nf 4 года назад +5039

    Theory confirmed: the brain has a brain

    • @thatgirlinamask8699
      @thatgirlinamask8699 4 года назад +142

      The brain named itself itself

    • @ruthydrawsalot1979
      @ruthydrawsalot1979 4 года назад +13

      Yh, neurons

    •  4 года назад +44

      So if the brain has a brain... Then the brain's brain has a brain and so on!

    • @ActuallyGwengo
      @ActuallyGwengo 4 года назад +8

      ThatGuyInAMask and the brain confirmed that he named himself

    • @ericolens3
      @ericolens3 4 года назад +8

      Ummm. Okay if you think thats how it works.
      Its just the centeral command center. Where body's commands come from, a centeal location. Being humans we are self aware. Not only of our reflections but also of our brains.
      Now I wonder if other animals even know what a brain is or they have one. Chickens can live without their heads (for a little while) so can roaches and some marine invertebrates (i think octopus or squid, but definitely star fish)

  • @pandajohn5911
    @pandajohn5911 4 года назад +5198

    I really like the costumes, must have been expensive af

    • @jelagalam9839
      @jelagalam9839 4 года назад +61

      Panda yes lol

    • @jgtafighter
      @jgtafighter 4 года назад +117

      imagine him in the morning being like " hmmm today im gonna dress like red blood cell"

    • @zenyatta7258
      @zenyatta7258 4 года назад +5

      Panda are you stupid?

    • @WiiWarrior933
      @WiiWarrior933 4 года назад +64

      @@zenyatta7258 are you?

    • @zenyatta7258
      @zenyatta7258 4 года назад +2

      1mancheeseburger apocalypse no are you?

  • @yumisasuri
    @yumisasuri 4 года назад +1613

    Bacteria: **mimics heart muscles**
    WBCs: It’s self destruction time.

  • @nekoespresso3676
    @nekoespresso3676 4 года назад +239

    Why does this video feel so wholesome? Its legit a person talking to himself.

  • @h2blox494
    @h2blox494 4 года назад +11249

    Shoulda pulled out a glock labelled “white blood cell”

    • @vulpinecatastrophe9377
      @vulpinecatastrophe9377 4 года назад +411

      Shrimp Shell No the glock is the white blood cell and the bullets are antibodies

    • @abyllion
      @abyllion 4 года назад +70

      Dude i thought of the exact same thing are we twins lmao

    • @SuckItNeakins
      @SuckItNeakins 4 года назад +4

      Not rly

    • @unclerandy398
      @unclerandy398 4 года назад +31

      A Weird Fox Who Has No Reason To Be Here nah bruh the antibody only marks the foreign entity for destruction, so it wouldn’t be a bullet.

    • @hoodsmandan3541
      @hoodsmandan3541 4 года назад

      @@abyllion sure u did

  • @jamessss7752
    @jamessss7752 4 года назад +667

    Virus: *killing some red blood cells*
    White blood cell: *appears*
    Virus: Why do i hear boss music

    • @SuperPuffXD
      @SuperPuffXD 4 года назад +4

      No, no, no... Immune system clearly stated he was going to send in TEA cells.

    • @darkwhite8395
      @darkwhite8395 4 года назад

      @@SuperPuffXD stop your killing the vibe

  • @amberrae6650
    @amberrae6650 4 года назад +8132

    Anyone else impressed on how many different colored shirts this guy has

    • @adriansilas415
      @adriansilas415 4 года назад +15

      Bluuto Icy yes

    • @cheesyquokka
      @cheesyquokka 4 года назад +4

      ikr

    • @ccrptk
      @ccrptk 4 года назад +3

      Bluuto Icy your edit ruined the comment

    • @manipulance4894
      @manipulance4894 4 года назад +6

      @@kevin1ortega shirts are not that expensive if you buy the China ones they're not that expensive.

    • @eclipzlol8895
      @eclipzlol8895 4 года назад +3

      No

  • @thejohnhopkinscompany9599
    @thejohnhopkinscompany9599 3 года назад +195

    *Red Blood Cells:* "You know I've been feeling a little strange lately."
    *White Blood Cells:* "I've seen things, you people wouldn't believe, hmm... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I've watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate... All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain."

    • @najmadima882
      @najmadima882 3 года назад +2

      Underrated comment I tell yah

    • @Starvaze
      @Starvaze 2 года назад

      Immune system: *watches*

  • @Raven-ti6tf
    @Raven-ti6tf 4 года назад +15302

    Everyone gangsta till the white blood cells start coming

    • @dracohatake-daughterofkaka4524
      @dracohatake-daughterofkaka4524 4 года назад +466

      There's a literal anime about this called Cells at Work and literally that is the complete description of the white blood cell characters. XD

    • @cyberNinja69477
      @cyberNinja69477 4 года назад +36

      @@dracohatake-daughterofkaka4524 cool story but who asked?

    • @dracohatake-daughterofkaka4524
      @dracohatake-daughterofkaka4524 4 года назад +321

      @@cyberNinja69477 Cool story but it's just a fun fact. It's literally all in good fun. There's no need to be rude.

    • @ali86468
      @ali86468 4 года назад +138

      @@dracohatake-daughterofkaka4524 yeah, and it's also a pretty good anime

    • @AlterEgo-kun
      @AlterEgo-kun 4 года назад +45

      Sedd someone’s having a little gamer moment I see. put a sock in it because nobody remembers asking you either lol

  • @TopHatLucario
    @TopHatLucario 4 года назад +971

    Virus: *exists*
    Immune system: "Allow us to introduce ourselves"

    • @Kamoto-Ohiko
      @Kamoto-Ohiko 4 года назад +7

      Is this a cells at work reference?

    • @BCOL4622
      @BCOL4622 4 года назад +6

      RUclips video:
      People who write good comments on the video: allow us to introduce ourselves

    • @nightingale-d3e
      @nightingale-d3e 4 года назад

      Antibiotics & phages: :D

    • @confusedasian2212
      @confusedasian2212 4 года назад

      @Lucas Lemos It was a life reference.

  • @bonnibuckets7623
    @bonnibuckets7623 4 года назад +2658

    What if “immune system” just punched “virus” while giving his speech

    • @DocBrown-tr8hg
      @DocBrown-tr8hg 4 года назад +40

      I kinda thought that he was gonna make a fever and there would just be fire effects

    • @kibby4872
      @kibby4872 4 года назад +59

      I figured he'd whip out a gun labeled "t-cells" and just start blasting

    • @Joshua-um2fo
      @Joshua-um2fo 4 года назад +22

      And then I just started blasting

    • @williamgalloway4798
      @williamgalloway4798 4 года назад +7

      White blood cells have no way to get rid of viruses because they hide inside your cells. White blood cells get rid of other pathogens but it's really really hard to get rid of a virus without killing your own cells and white blood cell don't wanna do that. T-helper cells spray cells that aren't native to your body so if a virus is inside your cell the t-helper won't spray it. White blood cells only consume things that have been sprayed.

    • @ascendingneet2263
      @ascendingneet2263 4 года назад +1

      That would happen if the man above was a fitness boi

  • @sitas9827
    @sitas9827 4 года назад +136

    "healthy rate of 45/min"
    Ummm... Heart, I might have some news for you 😔

    • @nancyismyname
      @nancyismyname 3 года назад +8

      Unless that’s the heart of an athlete 😭🤣

    • @PersonInPurple
      @PersonInPurple 3 года назад +2

      That’s actually the sign of a very strong hear, to an extent, the lower the heart rate the healthier the heart. Like I said, there is a point where it’s not healthy

    • @sitas9827
      @sitas9827 3 года назад +5

      @@PersonInPurple Yes, and 45 bpm is beyond that point, hence my comment :)

  • @galactikiwi
    @galactikiwi 4 года назад +1341

    This man really managed to give body parts personalities and made them match as well

  • @itzjustkris7964
    @itzjustkris7964 4 года назад +2711

    Ayy the homie immune system like “I got this”

  • @unabatedbasher
    @unabatedbasher 4 года назад +475

    All the organs saying "something's wrong" is exactly what it feels like when you're sick

    • @spaghetti2471
      @spaghetti2471 4 года назад +13

      That’s just how I feel 24/7. Something is always wrong.

    • @lumikyu
      @lumikyu 4 года назад +1

      Somethings wrong i can feel it

    • @brenon1441
      @brenon1441 4 года назад

      sperm is an organ

    • @semiautomatic.companion
      @semiautomatic.companion 4 года назад

      or have anxiety

    • @tibo6749
      @tibo6749 4 года назад

      "something's wrong, I can feel it.."

  • @BobGymlan
    @BobGymlan 3 года назад +170

    Red blood cells getting called out at 3:01 is the best acting I’ve ever seen.

  • @rubeushagrid8990
    @rubeushagrid8990 4 года назад +6119

    My brain: what does suicide feel like??
    The other organs: *NO BRAIN STOP IT*

  • @AAllen-br8it
    @AAllen-br8it 4 года назад +594

    I laughed way too hard at "Cough it up" than I should have.

  • @jeremiahw3170
    @jeremiahw3170 4 года назад +3691

    Wow your brain is so compassionate and caring! Mine just sends me death threats

    • @chamab.6800
      @chamab.6800 4 года назад +26

      😩😩😆😆

    • @WilloWly.Beloved
      @WilloWly.Beloved 4 года назад +21

      🥺🥺🥺

    • @brainybunny13
      @brainybunny13 4 года назад +147

      I feel ya on that one. My brain hates me too. I have been told it has a sickness called depression, which can cause self hatred as a side effect. Mine also has a friend called anxiety, which puts it in fear of things that will most likely never happen.

    • @nrg6245
      @nrg6245 4 года назад +61

      Mine just wants drugs

    • @gerry602
      @gerry602 4 года назад +4

      The brain is what got you to say those words; just something for you to think about... brain.

  • @Mr.Thicket
    @Mr.Thicket 4 года назад +2077

    Sperm: We’re still recovering from December first.
    Brain: Ah jeez
    Nicely hidden

  • @makayla522
    @makayla522 4 года назад +1429

    Virus: *takes over the respiratory cell and starts dancing*

    • @actualbliss
      @actualbliss 4 года назад +7

      Yeah we saw it...

    • @tibo6749
      @tibo6749 4 года назад +17

      Then rubs his nipples lmaoo

    • @xoxo8271
      @xoxo8271 4 года назад +9

      Kar Tibir I’m so uncomfortable I’m laughing 😆

    • @LARAUJO_0
      @LARAUJO_0 4 года назад +5

      It's the asexual reproduction dance

  • @fantazy1107
    @fantazy1107 4 года назад +3120

    My new theory is Graenolf is an educational channel blanketed in several layers of satire

  • @jxkeplays
    @jxkeplays 4 года назад +6048

    Me: I need to learn about the biology of viruses in 7 minutes
    Graenolf: *S A Y N O M O R E*

  • @unicorntv2048
    @unicorntv2048 3 года назад +92

    "I'm virus and do you see that cell over there? I'm gonna take him over"
    _"Oh"_

  • @ilikescarythings1831
    @ilikescarythings1831 4 года назад +529

    Lungs seems like the person that would hide their zombie bite and get defensive if people asked about it

    • @tibo6749
      @tibo6749 4 года назад +6

      I guess that's what they're going for rn

    • @sweettea735
      @sweettea735 4 года назад +4

      This is me when the teacher doesn’t pick me to answer the question on the board

    • @battlingbloom3330
      @battlingbloom3330 4 года назад +1

      So in other words
      Mark Zuckerberg

  • @Shad0wWar
    @Shad0wWar 4 года назад +5233

    Does anyone realize the effort it is to act like multiple people and be talking to your self it TAKES effort

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  4 года назад +443

      (🧡)

    • @kyle18934
      @kyle18934 4 года назад +81

      @@Graenolf great job that was really well done

    • @queenfopsie5442
      @queenfopsie5442 4 года назад +14

      @@sab4437 see thing is, they're funny, you're not
      Lmfao

    • @codedcuber8711
      @codedcuber8711 4 года назад +10

      @@sab4437 Seriously? How old are you? Fucking five? Yt isnt meant for u. Or else grow the fuck up.

    • @nextgen101
      @nextgen101 4 года назад +3

      @@Graenolf What uuup Heart in the commeeeents yoooo.

  • @Darkly211
    @Darkly211 4 года назад +10146

    I aspire to be as chill as Sperm. But also like.
    "See that cell over there?"
    "Hey. :D"
    "I'm gonna take it over."
    "Oh. D: "

    • @TheSonSet
      @TheSonSet 4 года назад +94

      LiberatedSiN Lmfaooo the face the cell made 😭

    • @Monody512
      @Monody512 4 года назад +140

      Sperm is chill because it's at lower than body temperature.

    • @Zackie
      @Zackie 4 года назад +52

      "I aspire to be as chill as sperm"

    • @aiden3627
      @aiden3627 4 года назад +23

      I was waiting for a brawny white blood cell to come up and punch virus in the face XD

    • @nekoyamaanna3798
      @nekoyamaanna3798 4 года назад +1

      Monody only reason im not liking this cuz its 69

  • @afsheensyed8250
    @afsheensyed8250 4 года назад +2257

    He looks like a dollar store version of Tom Holland

    • @williambarto5945
      @williambarto5945 4 года назад +164

      r/rareinsult

    • @horseoperamarker
      @horseoperamarker 4 года назад +17

      Lmao

    • @pinkguy2846
      @pinkguy2846 4 года назад +148

      Tom Holland looks like a dollar version of him :l

    • @alxndra1772
      @alxndra1772 4 года назад +38

      Nah, like the Walmart or Target version

    • @lucyc5844
      @lucyc5844 4 года назад +30

      He literally said “I don’t feel good”...

  • @bobisnotaross
    @bobisnotaross 4 года назад +3054

    Mom: kids these days don't learn anything because of that damn phone
    Me: but that's what I'm doing

    • @PentaromaLMA0
      @PentaromaLMA0 4 года назад +2

      @Angus Macneil *youre

    • @rax4964
      @rax4964 4 года назад +2

      @Angus Macneil you are

    • @Misquif
      @Misquif 4 года назад +6

      @Angus Macneil YOU'RE ARE.

    • @nikopteros1659
      @nikopteros1659 4 года назад +10

      @@Misquif YOU'RE ARE'RE

    • @mrsalty4591
      @mrsalty4591 4 года назад +2

      @@nikopteros1659 dont mind me im just eating popcorn

  • @theprimeblade6389
    @theprimeblade6389 4 года назад +847

    Virus: *exists*
    Immune system: I'm bout to end this mans whole career

    • @5yearsago374
      @5yearsago374 4 года назад +10

      HIV: You've yeed your last haw partner.

    • @nooo3112
      @nooo3112 4 года назад +1

      *White blood cells join the chat*

  • @toewsheggedal5788
    @toewsheggedal5788 4 года назад +310

    “WERE STILL RECOVERING FROM DECEMBER 1ST” 😂 😂 😂

  • @tranbaminhhuy1629
    @tranbaminhhuy1629 4 года назад +1474

    I realized that those “dudes” are better than me in terms of biology

    • @startoast4787
      @startoast4787 4 года назад +1

      It's one dude.

    • @charafallen
      @charafallen 4 года назад +3

      r/woooosh

    • @Pulko172
      @Pulko172 4 года назад +3

      @@startoast4787 r/woooosh

    • @FrancoKing419
      @FrancoKing419 4 года назад +2

      Tran Ba Minh Huy so they’re dudettes

    • @startoast4787
      @startoast4787 4 года назад +1

      EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIWILLDOTHISFOREVEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETRUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIWILLDOTHISFOREVEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETRUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIWILLDOTHISFOREVEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETRUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *I JUST GOT R/WOOSHED*

  • @DivingHawker
    @DivingHawker 4 года назад +1159

    The immune system be like "Never should have come here!"

    • @time_lapse9296
      @time_lapse9296 4 года назад +23

      White blood cells enters virus " must have been the wind "

    • @DivingHawker
      @DivingHawker 4 года назад +13

      I fought germs more fearsome than you!

    • @jesss.5484
      @jesss.5484 4 года назад +3

      DivingHawker This is what my immune system is supposed to do with this HPV
      virus that entered my body and has been replicating and causing abnormal cells. Seems like it took an arrow in the knee and it doesn't wanna do its job.

    • @DivingHawker
      @DivingHawker 4 года назад +11

      @@jesss.5484 I'm sorry for you. Unfortunately, if a virus has a stealth build, you will hear a lot of "Must have been the wind".

    • @mochaman7472
      @mochaman7472 4 года назад +6

      THIS CELL BELONGS TO THE LUNGS

  • @asulcetus
    @asulcetus 4 года назад +528

    "What cells are being attacked? Im a cell! Am i next?!"
    *"OH GOD"*

    • @asdalt
      @asdalt 4 года назад +1

      @Koxpika ok

    • @Leekodot15
      @Leekodot15 4 года назад +1

      Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy?????????????

    • @actualbliss
      @actualbliss 4 года назад +1

      @Koxpika k

  • @somegoodvibes5824
    @somegoodvibes5824 4 года назад +143

    So that has aged interestingly

  • @tristandosremendos7569
    @tristandosremendos7569 4 года назад +6018

    Virus: “Do you see that cell over there”
    Respiratory Cell: **Waves**
    Virus: “I am gonna take him over”
    Respiratory Cell: “Oh...”

    • @crimsonxc
      @crimsonxc 4 года назад +41

      🥺

    • @MisterPogman
      @MisterPogman 4 года назад +30

      Why do people make comments like these
      They are starting to get on my nerves
      Please stop

    • @Novozymandiaz
      @Novozymandiaz 4 года назад +81

      @@MisterPogman "on my nerves" hah nice one

    • @MisterPogman
      @MisterPogman 4 года назад +34

      XyW Wait a minute
      _Uh_

    • @tristandosremendos7569
      @tristandosremendos7569 4 года назад +11

      Mr. Yes I mean aight bro, like I’m not impeding on your rights or anything so I feel like there’s some needless aggression there. Can’t we just chill out homie

  • @thegaybucket9840
    @thegaybucket9840 4 года назад +3021

    Virus: * enters the body *
    Brain: Everyone calm down
    Sperm: I'm good

  • @kenchy7045
    @kenchy7045 4 года назад +1026

    Virus: *Enters the body*
    Immune system: *You dare to oppose me mortal*

    • @TeleTrenta
      @TeleTrenta 4 года назад +21

      Immune system; oh you are approaching me? your approaching me instead of running away.
      virus:i cant beat the shit out if you without getting any closer.
      immune system:ho ho, then come as close as you would like.

    • @kitkat5088
      @kitkat5088 4 года назад +4

      @@TeleTrenta Goddamn you... You fucking Jojoke

    • @stickmanedgar8265
      @stickmanedgar8265 4 года назад +1

      @@kitkat5088 👁️👅👁️ meow

    • @kitkat5088
      @kitkat5088 4 года назад +1

      @@stickmanedgar8265 Nya

    • @stickmanedgar8265
      @stickmanedgar8265 4 года назад +1

      @@kitkat5088 Nya

  • @Tomas-kf3sn
    @Tomas-kf3sn 4 года назад +609

    Why is nobody talking about how this guy predicted the future

    • @blazedNsleepyaf
      @blazedNsleepyaf 4 года назад +30

      By talking about viruses?

    • @horseoperamarker
      @horseoperamarker 4 года назад +34

      Bruh viruses existed since literal centuries

    • @hi-nj7ui
      @hi-nj7ui 4 года назад +3

      Lesi PlaysHacks i think theyre talking about the timing

    • @blazedNsleepyaf
      @blazedNsleepyaf 4 года назад

      @@hi-nj7ui it was back in 2019

    • @REinCoat_Records
      @REinCoat_Records 4 года назад +12

      This comment reminds me of when people ask if a certain song is from Tiktok but its been here long before that

  • @tracks6984
    @tracks6984 4 года назад +1364

    “Yo dude sperm just chillin”
    Never thought I’d actually say that seriously

    • @nielsdevries5449
      @nielsdevries5449 4 года назад +8

      Trac Track he just vibing

    • @dani1326
      @dani1326 4 года назад +2

      Im ur 666th like

    • @magena120
      @magena120 4 года назад +1

      Trac Track he still recovering from December 1st

  • @jonsaltberry8167
    @jonsaltberry8167 4 года назад +1140

    White blood cell: "You picked the wrong house, fool"

  • @AnAwkwardBlue
    @AnAwkwardBlue 4 года назад +272

    Lungs is kinda sus 👀
    ~Lungs was not the imposter~

  • @thelastspiceboy2463
    @thelastspiceboy2463 4 года назад +725

    I think we need this to be a series of skits. Just different encounters. Also...That brain better be pink next time rather than green.

    • @bellagoth835
      @bellagoth835 4 года назад +29

      maybe the human is green-minded

    • @B0K0691
      @B0K0691 4 года назад +31

      Brain is gray

    • @hauzen8014
      @hauzen8014 4 года назад +1

      @@B0K0691 bruh

    • @duck-ss6pt
      @duck-ss6pt 4 года назад +22

      brain is gay

    • @oocelestineoo
      @oocelestineoo 4 года назад

      @@duck-ss6pt omg hahahahah 😂

  • @ashleysanchez1163
    @ashleysanchez1163 4 года назад +400

    When he talks to himself he’s “acting”, but when I do it I just get called unstable and a “danger to others”??

    • @Roanan.
      @Roanan. 4 года назад +23

      You should always go for full realism and talk to real organs!

    • @TheSapphireLeo
      @TheSapphireLeo 4 года назад

      Oh God(dess) WTF!? Also is it you, from TAN (FAM)? I forgot I was on this guy's channel and thought it was one of "Onionison/Onion-san's" vids and/or on him and I was about to say, "Who wouldn't say the same for him"??

    • @epicpommy
      @epicpommy 4 года назад

      Underated comment

    • @jeff-hd9og
      @jeff-hd9og 4 года назад

      Lol

  • @jacquelynklepinger2763
    @jacquelynklepinger2763 4 года назад +568

    "You see that cell over there? Im gonna take him over"
    "OHh.."

  • @Randomised000
    @Randomised000 3 года назад +38

    Virus: “You see that cell over there?”
    Respiratory cell: *waves*
    Virus: “I’m going to take it over”
    Respiratory cell: “oh..”

  • @soulz55
    @soulz55 4 года назад +1252

    He reminds me of Evan peters, that’s not a bad thing my friend

    • @icescoop6741
      @icescoop6741 4 года назад +5

      First reply hi

    • @Ex7y46fy
      @Ex7y46fy 4 года назад +4

      DUDE SAY HI BACK

    • @twinseer
      @twinseer 4 года назад +5

      @@Ex7y46fy HE'S SUCH AN ASSHOLE 😡😡😡😡

    • @baseballcentral5355
      @baseballcentral5355 4 года назад +3

      SAY HI YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

    • @deeznuts-tc1ji
      @deeznuts-tc1ji 4 года назад +3

      WHAT THE FUCK DUDE? WHY ARE YOU NOT SAYING HI BACK? BITCH. 😡🤬

  • @onyxaxe1145
    @onyxaxe1145 4 года назад +766

    Them going somethings wrong and panicking is literally me everyday

  • @rpcsa8
    @rpcsa8 4 года назад +607

    Brain: He just took one of our cells!
    Red Blood Cells: *looks at name tag* *screaming*

  • @2007VolkswagenJetta
    @2007VolkswagenJetta 4 года назад +23

    “Wtf is going on? who tf are you?” I’m dead

  • @thegoldennuggetyt
    @thegoldennuggetyt 4 года назад +1007

    My college professor showed us this video. Can’t say I wasn’t surprised.

    • @eldritchcupcakes3195
      @eldritchcupcakes3195 4 года назад +61

      TheGoldenNuggetYT wow you have a good teacher

    • @mauriceperham5150
      @mauriceperham5150 4 года назад +35

      Oh my fucking god
      Please give me more detail

    • @januszeal6693
      @januszeal6693 4 года назад +1

      You lie!

    • @aaron3525
      @aaron3525 4 года назад +2

      so your teacher showed you this video right after it came out? hmmm 🤔

    • @terahdactyl6682
      @terahdactyl6682 4 года назад

      Aaron C ladies and gentlemen...

  • @wolfieolfie
    @wolfieolfie 4 года назад +2866

    comments: making science jokes
    me, who never pays attention in science: *uh*

    • @riceman9813
      @riceman9813 4 года назад +28

      Dumbass

    • @KeewiAnimationsAndMore
      @KeewiAnimationsAndMore 4 года назад +44

      you're gonna be so duped in the future when it comes to things you don't know about the body, my dude.
      pay attention in science class.

    • @hahalolxd4592
      @hahalolxd4592 4 года назад +15

      Its just a joke duh

    • @SunFlower-mt5rt
      @SunFlower-mt5rt 4 года назад +14

      @@KeewiAnimationsAndMore jeez can't you take a joke you serious shit

    • @SunFlower-mt5rt
      @SunFlower-mt5rt 4 года назад +7

      @@riceman9813 it's a joke dumbass

  • @chikpeaa
    @chikpeaa 4 года назад +684

    “i’m gonna take him over”
    “oh..”
    why did that make me sad i-

    • @rartsz
      @rartsz 3 года назад +1

      whys ur user name "sangwoo" and u have a L pfp i'm triggered 😿

  • @BombshElle_7
    @BombshElle_7 4 года назад +52

    Watching this 8 months after it was created, post-COVID:
    Um, yeah. This is not the happy ending we've been seeing.
    But it's a great video.

    • @cheesestyx945
      @cheesestyx945 4 года назад +1

      Your more likely to die from a car crash than from covid stop over playing it.

    • @colinmarr1089
      @colinmarr1089 4 года назад +4

      Kim Emmerich true, but people like you are the reason we are still locked up. Wear a mask and stop bitchin.

  • @depressoespresso7076
    @depressoespresso7076 4 года назад +440

    Virus: I'm about to end this whole man's career
    Immune system: Hold my T cells & White blood cells

    • @giorgiiremashvili7725
      @giorgiiremashvili7725 4 года назад +2

      Wrong text dude

    • @drizkyakya8165
      @drizkyakya8165 4 года назад +1

      lymphocyte Hold my Nucleus

    • @Alisha-yz6nd
      @Alisha-yz6nd 4 года назад +1

      You formatted it a bit wrong sir.
      Virus: I will end your bloodline...
      Immune system: I'm about to end this whole mans career (You could also write here wjat yoy wrote)

    • @lapinus
      @lapinus 4 года назад

      T cells are part of the white blood cells tho

  • @Outware0
    @Outware0 4 года назад +487

    Me: **sneezes**
    Mom: *SOMETHINGS WRONG I CAN FEEL IT*

    • @Graenolf
      @Graenolf  4 года назад +41

      😂

    • @WeAreRoyalGuard
      @WeAreRoyalGuard 4 года назад +3

      I'm beginning to feel like a rap god, rap god, all my people front and forth to the back nod, back nod,

  • @drinkwater5766
    @drinkwater5766 4 года назад +399

    I like how RUclips recommends this *when there's the coronavirus*

  • @koijtoh
    @koijtoh 4 года назад +40

    That virus is...
    Has an interesting way of...
    Mmmm...

  • @NOBLE0307
    @NOBLE0307 4 года назад +505

    Just imagine him recording this talking to himself

    • @Laoly
      @Laoly 4 года назад +3

      Loud Mouth

    • @legendarysaga66
      @legendarysaga66 4 года назад +8

      As long as its for other peoples entertainment im very okay with it

    • @kyumazu1926
      @kyumazu1926 4 года назад

      @@Laoly I'm not playing these games

    • @Laoly
      @Laoly 4 года назад

      ShoFFy TERESA ò.ó

  • @mikaeluhl
    @mikaeluhl 4 года назад +265

    Respiratory cell: *awrhgajhaowieha*
    Virus:
    _proceeds to dance_

  • @sweetboson
    @sweetboson 4 года назад +266

    When your body detects a virus
    Brain: "It ain't FAMILIAH!"

  • @amberblyledge7859
    @amberblyledge7859 4 года назад +19

    45 is bradycardic.
    I'm training as an EMT.
    I can't just hear the joke.
    I'm so bad.

    • @10stephenrose
      @10stephenrose 3 года назад

      As soon as he said it i started scanning the comments for this!!

    • @misshawk4505
      @misshawk4505 3 года назад

      Hopefully he's a very active athlete, otherwise yeaaa... he needs to get that checked out

  • @PixelBlue11913
    @PixelBlue11913 4 года назад +406

    “A healthy heart rate of 45 beats per minute”
    *panics in EMT*

    • @taintedmyth0s636
      @taintedmyth0s636 4 года назад +48

      I was thinking that. Isn't that super low?

    • @Noo60001
      @Noo60001 4 года назад +22

      @@taintedmyth0s636 time zones

    • @jennyb9065
      @jennyb9065 4 года назад +12

      No wonder the nurses and doctor look at me weird when I go in for a check-up. 28-40 when awake. Drops to 17 when asleep.

    • @SevenQs
      @SevenQs 4 года назад +5

      Sarah Ford
      I was also confused by that statement because it doesn’t seem too healthy

    • @Phantamos212
      @Phantamos212 4 года назад +4

      Athletes usually have a lower heart rate than normal people so 45 it's a typical range for athletes

  • @user-lw4xc9fr9k
    @user-lw4xc9fr9k 4 года назад +488

    White blood cells:
    Why are we still here? Just to suffer....

  • @マモン様
    @マモン様 4 года назад +358

    Brain: *we've got a new system coming in, let's have a look*
    Puberty: *sup*

  • @keno502
    @keno502 3 года назад +18

    Heart: "Healthy 45 bpm"
    Doctors: no...

    • @agustinbarquero8898
      @agustinbarquero8898 3 года назад +1

      They only showed the organs of an organism. It doesn't have to be a human. For example, dolphins, have 35-45 beats per minute. This video does *not* include anything we have and dolphins don't.

    • @jordannaatilo5840
      @jordannaatilo5840 3 года назад +4

      It can be 45bpm if you are fit.

    • @keno502
      @keno502 3 года назад +1

      @@agustinbarquero8898 why would this sketch be about dolphins contractint a virus? It's clearly referring to the human body

  • @thespectre7683
    @thespectre7683 4 года назад +223

    Why does this seem like a presentation for a science lesson

  • @LaGalaxy-jr4gh
    @LaGalaxy-jr4gh 4 года назад +1502

    White blood cell: Hey I don’t recognize you who are you?
    Virus: Of course you don’t know me... I’m a virus and I’m-
    White blood cell: You had me at virus, alright boys get him!

    • @matthew8153
      @matthew8153 4 года назад +43

      La Galaxy1010
      White blood cells go after bacteria. Antibodies go after viruses.

    • @dithaingampanmei
      @dithaingampanmei 4 года назад +86

      White blood cell: wait... I know you.
      Germ: you're making a mistake.
      White blood cell: you've committed crimes against Body and her people. what say you in your defense?

    • @dangerens
      @dangerens 4 года назад +37

      Matthew Dude, white blood cells have antibodies on their membrane that they use to identify things that don’t belong to the body, no matter if it’s a bacteria or a virus

    • @reaperkillrix1293
      @reaperkillrix1293 4 года назад

      @@dithaingampanmei it's to I've did too much damage

    • @williamgalloway4798
      @williamgalloway4798 4 года назад +1

      @@dangerens no, viruses are inside our own cells so the t-helpers don't spray them

  • @kedapofeng8993
    @kedapofeng8993 4 года назад +100

    Sperm: “we’re still recovering from Dec 1” Lmfao

  • @irenecrisis
    @irenecrisis 4 года назад +61

    why nobody writes about how well he acts>>>

  • @hypa9995
    @hypa9995 4 года назад +649

    "do you see that cell over there?"
    *waves*
    "im gonna take him over"
    "oh.."
    lmao